第一篇：英語話劇---三打白骨精

三打白骨精（小學英語奧賽北京夏令營英語小品劇本）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But??

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will???.S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away?..T: Em??.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is?..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em??Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge ispower!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(準備開電網門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah??

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t??

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you OK, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)(音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出現)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the criminal? S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個放伴奏)T: Let's go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......

第二篇：三打白骨精英語話劇劇本

Three Times Beating the Monster

三打白骨精

-----七年制

開頭出場，視頻《英文版 敢問路在何方》(我們利用的是視頻里的音樂)，四師徒出場(等到四人全部出來后暫停視頻)。

【本劇燈光都是全亮的】

唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？

(悟空,我們現在到哪兒了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地圖.)八戒誤拿出一張美女圖，給了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！

(哦,師父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告訴你多少次啦,不要老是帶美女圖啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,師父,原諒我這次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(沒門,我想就由我先暫時保管,直到我們到達西天,取得真經.八戒,地圖!)八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.(噢,師父,我肚子餓扁了,我再也走不動了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥豬.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……

(死猴子,如果你再敢說這兩個字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？

(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就幫你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?

(悟空,我也餓了,你能幫我們去找些吃的嗎?)八戒：You see，our master is hungry too.(你看,我們師父也餓了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,誰把我上一餐的飯給吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？

(但是師父,如果有妖精來了,而大師兄又不在的話,該怎么辦啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的誒,這倒是個問題.悟空.)悟空：No problem！

(沒問題.)悟空拿著金箍棒繞著他們跑了一圈…… 八戒：This is……

(這是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(這是我織的電網,只要你們呆在里面,沒有妖精能進來.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more

and more knowledgeable.Knowledge is power！!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)

(哦悟空,你真是越來越知識淵博哦,知識就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!

（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）

唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，現在是我們展示自己的時間啦！）放音樂《窮開心》，三師徒開始跳舞。

一段時間后，唐僧：I am a little tired , let’s play cards.（我有點累了，我們打牌吧。）放《斗地主》，師徒三人開始打牌。白骨精現身。

白骨精：Electric net ？It is easy，hahaha！！

（傳說中的電網？小菜一碟嘛，哈哈哈哈哈！）白骨精變成村姑出來…… 村姑：Can I join you?

（能加我一個嗎？）

唐僧：Oh，lady，we are playing cards now，and three people are enough.（哦，女士，我們現在在斗地主呢，三個人已經夠了。）村姑：Oh，chance.（噢，機會。）唐僧：Oh，chance.（噢，機會。）村姑：Double King.（一對K。）

唐僧：Double King，oh，I win，lady you are so clever，come in and teach me.（一對K，哦，我贏啦！女士，你太強啦，來，進來教我吧！）這時悟空回來了。

悟空：You are the monster，I will kill you.（你是妖精，我殺了你。）

唐僧：Oh，Wukong，what are you doing，she is my teacher.（悟空，你看看你干了什么，她是我師父啊。）八戒（對悟空）:She is my teacher!

（她是我師父。）

悟空:She is a monster!（她是個妖精。）八戒（對唐僧）:she is a monster!

（她是個妖精。）

這個地方八戒要表現出墻頭草的樣子。

唐僧：Don’t say this.（這時放《only you》，當做緊箍咒）Only you……

（不要再說了。念緊箍咒。）白骨精現身。

白骨精：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.（哇哈哈哈，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個教訓。）白骨精變身老婦出場。

老婦：Daughter.Daughter.Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter?

（女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里啊？【對唐僧】你好，請問你看到我女兒了嗎？）唐僧:Your daughter……故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子

（你女兒……）

悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來，看到老婦。悟空:You are the monster, I will beat you.（我打死你這個死妖精。）

聽到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。沙僧：Master，are you OK? How many?

（師父，怎么樣，你還好嗎？【伸出兩根手指】這是幾？）唐僧：Two，game over Sun Wukong.（兩個啦，孫悟空，你死定啦。）

見唐僧已經對悟空產生不滿，這時白骨精抓住時機，變成老頭出來。老頭出場后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過去。

老頭：Oh，my wife my daughter，who did it？

（噢，我的女兒啊，我的老伴啊，這是誰干的？）悟空轉身，見又一個妖怪來了，果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。悟空：You are going to die, monster.（見閻王去吧，死妖精。）

唐僧：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然殺了三個人。）

悟空:They are not human beings，they are monsters.（他們不是人，他們是妖精。）

唐僧：Monster？I think you are the real monster，you go！you go！It is the wrong way.（妖精？我看你才是真的妖精吧，你走，哪來的回哪兒去吧！【見悟空往錯的方向走了，唐僧指出】走錯啦，走錯啦。這邊。）

八戒:Oh master monkey brother is away.（哦，師父，猴哥就這樣走啦！）唐僧：Don’t say that guy.（不要理那個B了。）

白骨精見最強大的孫悟空已經被趕走了，高興地出來了，準備享受唐僧肉。白骨精：Hahahahaha，how foolish you are，I will eat you，Mr Tang.（哈哈哈哈，唐僧，你是多么的愚蠢啊，我要吃了你。）

原來悟空已經識破了白骨精的奸計，是故意離開的，看到白骨精終于露出了原形，悟空奔過來，一棒拍死了白骨精。

悟空：Don’t touch my master.（不要碰我師父。）

沙僧：Oh，our hero is back！

（哦，我們的英雄回來啦！）八戒：Monkey brother……

（猴哥……）

唐僧起來，迷茫的問悟空。

唐僧：What……what happened ？

（發生什么了？）

悟空：Master，you were cheated，the monster has changed into three different shapes.（師父，你被她騙啦，她只是變成了三個不同的變身而已。）唐僧：But how did you find it？

（但是你是怎么發現的呢？）悟空：Monkey’s feeling.（猴子的直覺。）

哪吒: I am coming.（我來啦。）

悟空：You are too late，哪吒.（哪吒，你怎么來那么晚啊。）哪吒：Where is the criminal？

（罪犯在哪兒呢？）唐僧：Na~~~ 哪吒:Hei，hei,you are under arrest, you have the right to speak to an attorney before you speak to the police ,anything you say may be used against you in the court of law, let us go.（嘿嘿，你被捕啦，在你見到自己的律師前，你有權保持沉默，但是你所說的將來可能會成為呈堂證供。我們走吧。）

唐僧：Wukong，I think I am wrong.（悟空，我錯了！）悟空：What？

（悟空裝作沒聽見，什么？）唐僧：I am sorry！

（對不起。）

悟空：I can not hear clearly.（我聽不清。）

唐僧為表心意，與八戒、沙僧一起跳《sorry，sorry》 唐僧：I am so sorry，you are my monkey.（我真的錯了，原諒我吧，你永遠是我的猴子。）悟空：I am always your monkey

（我永遠都是你的猴子。）

八戒很不要臉的上去，推開悟空，抱著唐僧。八戒：I am always your pig.（我永遠是你的八戒。）

眾人噓聲后離開。這時繼續放視頻《英文版 敢問路在何方》，四師徒接著上路取經。全劇結束，謝幕。

第三篇：三打白骨精話劇劇本

三打白骨精話劇劇本

T:唐僧(A)S:孫悟空

(B)E:豬八戒(C)J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B變成村姑

B2:B變成太婆

B3:B變化成老頭

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

阿彌陀佛，我們這是到哪了？

S: Bajie,map!

八戒，地圖！E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉向E）

師傅，請看。

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

八戒，我跟你講了多少次了，不要帶這種美女的圖片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回)

哦，師傅！原諒我吧。

T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 為師先替你保管，到西天了再給你。E: But??

但是??

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 阿彌陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地圖？

E:(遞)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.給，嗯??我們已經到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不動了！再說，我這肚子也餓了。S: Fat Pig!肥豬!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will???.死猴子，有本事再說一遍，再說?? S: You will what(兇相)? 再說你怎么樣？

S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

沒問題！

（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J: This is?..? S: Electric net!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就沒有妖怪能接近！

T: Em??ok，we will stay in it!

嗯??好的，我們會呆在里面的！S: Bye!(飛走)

俺老孫去也。

T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

我們斗地主吧！

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)

哈哈！伏魔圈？太小兒科了吧。B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?

我也可以玩嗎？

J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我們在斗地主，三個人夠了。B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!

噢，機會來了！炸彈！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

王炸！

T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!

喔?我贏了！嗯?，姑娘，你是老手吧。進來教我！S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

啊，妖怪！

B1:（倒)Ah??

慘叫聲

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的師傅!S: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t??

噢，師傅，別??

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)

太晚了！Once more??(緊箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，為師早就跟你講了！（不要亂殺生）

B:(真身出現)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)

哼!孫悟空，讓我教訓一下你！B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

（長老）請問，你們見過我女兒沒？ T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住尸體)No,sorry!S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

好你個妖怪，我打死你！E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)

師傅，你還好吧？

這個地方八戒要表現出墻頭草的樣子。

T：Don’t say this.（這時放《only you》，當做緊箍咒）Only you??（不要再說了。念緊箍咒。）

白骨精現身。

B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.哇哈哈哈，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個教訓。

白骨精變身老婦出場。

B2：Daughter.Daughter.Whereis my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里啊？【對唐僧】你好，請問你看到我女兒了嗎？

T : Your daughter??故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子 你女兒??

悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來，看到老婦。

S:You are the monster, I will beat you.我打死你這個死妖精。

聽到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。

J: Master，are you OK? How many?

師父，怎么樣，你還好嗎？【伸出兩根手指】這是幾

T：Two，game over Sun Wukong.兩個啦，孫悟空，你死定啦。

見唐僧已經對悟空產生不滿，這時白骨精抓住時機，變成老頭出來。老頭出場后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過去。

B3：Oh，my wife，my daughter , who did it？（噢，我的女兒啊，我的老伴啊，這是誰干的？）

悟空轉身，見又一個妖怪來了，果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。

s：You are going to die, monster.見閻王去吧，死妖精。

T：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然殺了三個人。

S :They are not humanbeing，they are monsters.（他們不是人，他們是妖精.）

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

你，你??你已經傷了三條人命了！

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不，他們不是人！都是妖怪變的！

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！

妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再讓我看見你！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......師傅，猴哥這是??

T: Don't mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！

B:(出現)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)

唐僧，你好愚蠢！

B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈??

S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

悟空

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back!

我們的英雄回來了！

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

發生什么事了？

S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

師傅，你應該提高一下智商了！這個妖怪為了騙你變化成三個模樣！T: How,how did you find out?

你怎么發現的？

S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)

??猴子的直覺。

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)

悟空，這次是為師錯怪了你，對不起！S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

嗯？麻煩您大聲點行嗎？ T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)

第四篇：三打白骨精(5~6人英語話劇)

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒

J：沙僧 B：白骨精

開場：Long long ago, there was a team went to Tian Zhu，there was a master called Xuanzang, there was a monkey called Wu Kong, there was a pig called Bajie, there was a monk called Sha Seng.On their trip„T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look, boss(湊近T)„„„（T、S一齊轉向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo, nothing is sex, sex is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em„„we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so I am hungry master.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E: I will eat you!.S: Hm!

T:（輕咳）Wukong, actually, I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry, too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry, lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh, Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady, you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(準備開電

網門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh, monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah„„

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh, please don’t……

T: It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please, Please, oh, no„„(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T: Two„..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh„my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You, you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No, they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster? You are a real monster!Never let me see you, go go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Dont mention that guy any more!B:(出現)Ha ,ha, ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are , Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)Ill eat you, enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha......E:(呼天搶地狀)Oh no!I am still a single man, where is my wife where is my true love I love you.（恍然大悟）Why don’t you be my wife Miss Baigu.B: Crazy Pig!I will kill you!J: Just wait, wait!Before you kill myboss, you should tell us who would have killed my boss.B: Silly question!It’s me, of course!J: Who is that “me”?

B: How do I know who are you!What do you mean on earth?

J: This will begin with the relationship between human being and the universe.Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you all the time.B: What’s the problem? J: Who am I?

B: I’ve already known it!

J:No, you don’t know.Who are you? Are you Elf…Baigu? No, it is only a name, a

signal.You can be called Baigu, so can I, and so can they.When we take the signal off, who are you?

B: I….I don’t know.But I don’t have to know!

J: Alright, answer me another question---who am I? B: This question has been asked just now.J: No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself!B: Any difference?

J:For instance, when I take the use of signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I”

too.Dose’t

it mean that you are me and I am you? B: This…this question is not worthy to answer!

J:Ok, let’s talk about some thing worthy.Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?!B: That’s enough!

J:Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Where dose the future stop? The question I’m asking now is the question you just heard? B: Why don’t you kill me!

旁白：Finally, Ji Wuming hit himself on his head, fall to the floor.T: I, I cant understand......What happened? S: Boss, your IQ needs increasing!

T: Yes yes, knowledge is power.Let’s call Wukong back.E:(掏出手機):hello, brother the master call you back.悟空回歸，唐僧道歉

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

(謝幕)

第五篇：六人英語話劇《三打白骨精》旁白稿

1.Good morning，ladies and鄉親們！welcome to 敗家講壇(自己鼓掌)Im compere, your old friend,謝小磊（甩頭）.it is a pleasure to be here to speak about a topic that Three Times’ Beating Monster from Journey to the West

Now let me introduceour players.(大家依次進場)

1.Tripitaker，master shifu, he is aBuddhist priest 佘

2.The monkey king,張悟空

3.Pigsy，卓八戒

4.Sandy，王沙僧

5.Skeleton Demon，白骨精

第一場景：Now ,story begin.long long ago,four teachers and prentices went for lections in the west.one day, tang is hungry···

第二場景：悟空find miss bai is monster thought thefiery eyes with golden pupils.第三場景：Tang is very angry, they move on, and see a little girl.they wonder she is miss bai`s daughter

第四場景：tang is angry to die,they continue move on, an old lady appear.Hey ,guys, don`t forget your dying mastershifu!

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