第一篇:三打白骨精 - 劇本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
? 蘆葦蕩-大話西游.mp3
? 旁白: Five hundred years ago, there is a inviting legend.Nowadays, we’ll tell you this interesting story, Three Times’ Beating Monster.Let’s begin.敢問路在何方.mp3
五百年前,有這樣一個(gè)誘人的傳說。今天,我們來為你們講述這個(gè)有趣的故事,三打白骨精。讓我們開始吧!
? 唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?
阿彌陀佛,你知道我們現(xiàn)在在哪嗎? ? 悟空: Bajie, map!
八戒,呈上地圖!? 八戒:(摸出,遞給孫悟空)? 悟空: Look, master ???
師父,看??
? 唐僧: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
八戒!我告誡你多少次了,你不要隨身帶著美女照片!? 八戒: Oh,master!Forgive me.歐,師傅!原諒我。
? 唐僧: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
我?guī)湍闶罩钡轿覀兊搅宋魈?? 八戒: But??
但是??
? 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map?
阿彌陀佛,空即是色,色即是空!地圖?
? 八戒: Here.Em?? We have arrived Nanjing!Ah I can’t walk on any more!My stomach doesn’t allow So??
這里,呃??我們到了南京!呃,我走不動(dòng)了!我餓的不行了,所以!? 悟空: Fat Pig!
肥豬!
? 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will???.猴子,如果你敢再說一遍,我就,我就?? ? 悟空: You will what?
你想干嘛?
? 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).我?guī)湍阕ナ印? 悟空: Hm!
哼!
? 唐僧:Wukong, in fact, I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get me some foods?
悟空,事實(shí)上,我也有一點(diǎn)餓了。你能給我去化點(diǎn)齋飯嗎? ? 八戒: You see , master is hungry, too!你看,師父也餓了!
? 唐僧: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
八戒,不要忘了誰吃了我最后剩下的食物!? 沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away??
但是師父,如果猴哥走了妖怪來了??
? 唐僧: Em??.It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea?
呃??這是個(gè)問題。悟空,你有別的注意嗎? ? 悟空: No problem!(B已躲在一旁偷看)
沒問題!? 八戒: This is??
這是??
? 悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
電網(wǎng)!我已經(jīng)從師傅的書里學(xué)會(huì)了電能學(xué)。照這樣做。如果你們待在里面沒有妖怪能接近!? 唐僧: Em??Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!
呃??悟空,你變得越來越講科學(xué)了!阿彌陀佛,知識就是力量!? 悟空: Bye!(走)
拜!
? 唐僧: Let’s play cards!斗地主.mp
3我們打牌吧!
? 白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(變成B1)
呃,呃,電網(wǎng)?你們太幼稚了。? 白骨精: Can I join you? 我能加入嗎?
? 唐僧: I’m sorry, lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.抱歉,大媽。我們在玩斗地主,三個(gè)人就夠了!? 白骨精: Oh, Chance!Bomb!歐,機(jī)會(huì)!炸彈!? 唐僧: Bomb?(打出)炸彈
? 白骨精: Double King!王炸!
? 唐僧: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady, you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)歐??我贏了!呃,女士,你是個(gè)高手。進(jìn)來教我!? 悟空:(回來,看見B1)Oh, monster!
歐,妖怪!? 白骨精: Ah??
啊??
? 唐僧: Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!
悟空!看你做了什么!他是我老師!? 悟空: She is a monster!
她是妖怪!? 唐僧: Nonsense!
胡說!
? 悟空: Oh, please don’t?? 歐,不要?? ? 唐僧: It’s too late!太晚了!
? 悟空: Please, Please, oh, no??
請,請,歐,不??
? 唐僧: Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!
悟空,我對你很失望!
? 白骨精: Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)
呃!孫悟空,我給你點(diǎn)顏色看看!? 白骨精2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? 你好,看見我女兒了嗎? ? 唐僧: Daughter?No, sorry!
女兒?對不起,沒看見!
? 白骨精2:Oh, my poor baby!What’s wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it? I can’t stand it!Why is it always me who gets hurt?
歐,我可憐的孩子!你這是怎么了?告訴我,誰殺了你?我受不了了!為什么受傷的總是我? ? 悟空:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!
妖怪,我要把你打入地獄!
? 八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧)師父,還好嗎? ? 沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?
看,這是幾?
? 唐僧: Two?(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)
二??孫悟空,游戲結(jié)束!
? 白骨精3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?my daughter, my wife!Who did it? Once there was a true love at my hand , but I didn't treasure it.I didn't realize it until it was gone.There is nothing more miserable than it.If God can give me a chance to restart ,I'll tell the my wife and my daughter three words “I Love You”.If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be ten thousand years.蘆葦蕩-大話西游.mp3
歐??女兒,老伴!誰干的?曾經(jīng)有一份真誠的愛情擺在我的面前,但是我沒有珍惜,等到了失去的時(shí)候才后悔莫及,塵世間最痛苦的事莫過于此。如果上天能夠給我一個(gè)再來一次的機(jī)會(huì),我會(huì)對我妻子和女兒說三個(gè)字“我愛你”。如果非要在這份愛上加上一個(gè)期限,我希望是??一萬年 ? 悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
妖怪,我要?dú)⒘四悖?/p>
? 白骨精3: Just kill me use your golden cudgel(金箍棒), don’t hesitate, please!Without my family, I don't wanna live any more.請不要猶豫,只管用你的金箍棒殺了我!如果沒了家庭,我再也不想活了!? 唐僧: You, you?(險(xiǎn)些暈,八戒沙僧扶住)You have killed three lives!
你,你??你殺了三個(gè)人!
? 悟空: No, they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
不,他們不是人類!他們是妖怪變的!
? 唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster!Never let me see you, go!妖怪?你才是真正的妖怪!再也別讓我看見你了,走!? 悟空:(悲,離去)人鬼情未了.MP3 ? 八戒: Master, brother Monkey is.......師父,猴哥他?? ? 唐僧: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!
休提!不要再提那個(gè)家伙!
? 白骨精:(出現(xiàn))Ha, ha, ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)
哈,哈,哈!? 唐僧:(驚)You are......你是??
? 白骨精: How foolish you are , Mr.Tang!(八戒沙僧去阻斗,被擊退)
唐僧你是那么愚蠢!
? 白骨精:(抓住唐僧)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha??
我會(huì)好好享受你的肉和血,哈,哈??
? 悟空:(悄悄走到B后,打B,B暈)A thousand years later.一千年以后.? 唐僧: Wukong?
悟空?
? 八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!
歐,猴哥!
? 沙僧: Our hero is back!
我們的英雄回來了!
? 唐僧: I, I can't understand......What happened?
我,我想不明白??發(fā)生什么了?
? 悟空: Master, your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!師父,你的智商需要提高!這個(gè)妖怪變成三個(gè)樣子為了欺騙你!? 唐僧: How, how did you find it?
你是怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的?
? 悟空:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)
??猴子的直覺
? 唐僧: Wukong(孫悟空不理唐僧)I admit my mistake this time(孫悟空仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)
悟空,我承認(rèn)這次我錯(cuò)怪了你,對不起!
? 悟空: What?
什么? ? 唐僧: I'm sorry!
對不起!? 悟空: Em? Louder, please!
呃,請大點(diǎn)聲!
? 唐僧: I......am......sorry.....敢問路在何方.mp3
對??不??起?? ? 唐僧: Let's go guys!(歌)伙計(jì)們,走了!
? 悟空: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.你挑著擔(dān),我牽著馬。
? 八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.等來了日出,送走晚霞。
? 沙僧: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.? 所有人: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.? 旁白: One after the other the seasons go by, and one after the other, the year go on?? You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.一番番春秋、冬夏??敢問路在何方?路在腳下。
? All(謝幕): You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......敢問路在何方?路在腳下。
第二篇:西游記三打白骨精劇本
《西游記·三打白骨精》劇本
第一幕
(悟空走在前頭,時(shí)不時(shí)抓耳撓腮。八戒牽馬。唐僧款款的坐在白龍馬上,念誦南無經(jīng)。沙僧挑著擔(dān),艱難的走著。)
背景音樂:《敢問路在何方》(音樂到沙僧說話時(shí)停)
沙僧(放下?lián)樱>氲恼f):師父,大師兄,二師兄,前面好像有戶人家,吾等可以前去討些齋飯來填填肚子。
八戒(一臉饞相):那還不快快前去討些吃的來,我看前面的人家又耕田又績麻,看來甚為富裕哩!
悟空(跳到八戒之前,狠狠戳了他一指頭,不屑):呆子!枉你頂個(gè)天蓬元帥之名!這山周圍。妖氣繚繞!你難道瞧不見嗎?
八戒(跑到唐僧面前,抬頭說道):師父,這妖猴純粹是為了自己偷懶,不去化齋,你還不快念緊箍咒來?
唐僧(閉眼,心平氣和指著悟空):善哉!善哉!南無阿彌陀佛。行者,你還不快快去討些齋飯來?
悟空(雙手抱拳,駕起云來):師父保重,老孫去也!
(孫悟空下場,白骨精身披披風(fēng),站在高高的山上,眺望著師徒四人,冷笑道)
白骨精:哈哈哈哈!聽說吃了唐僧肉可以長生不老,今天他到不請自來了。
(白骨精搖身一變,跨上小籃子,款款的走著圓場來到師徒四人)唐僧(對八戒和沙僧):悟空剛才說這里沒有人家,前面怎么過來了一個(gè)人?
八戒:等老豬去看看。(八戒放下耙子,整整衣服裝出一副斯文樣)女菩薩,去哪里啊?手里提著什么東西?
白骨精:長老,這里面是香米飯和炒面筋,特地來送給你們吃的。八戒:是給我們送吃的來了!
(白骨精走到唐僧面前,唐僧連忙合掌。)唐僧:女菩薩,你住哪里?怎么知道我們在這里啊?
白骨精:師傅,我家住在山的西面,我父母信佛行善,凡是有出家人路過都會(huì)給些齋飯。我丈夫在北山種地,父母年老,我去送飯。路上遇見你們,想起父母樂善好施,所以就請師父們用吧!
唐僧:善哉!善哉!你還是送給你丈夫吃吧,我徒弟摘果子去了,馬上就來。
八戒:放著現(xiàn)成的飯不吃,干嘛等那猴子的爛桃子?(說著拿起籃子遞給唐僧吃。)
悟空(急忙趕來,一臉著急):慢!好你個(gè)呆子!竟把這妖精的飯菜遞給師父吃,真是瞎了眼!沙師弟,快護(hù)好行李和師父,看我不打了這妖精!
(悟空舉起棒子打死妖精。白骨精化作一縷煙逃走,留下一具尸體。)唐僧(大驚失色):你這猴頭,無緣無故傷人性命!悟空:師父莫怪,你來看這籃子里裝的是什么?
沙僧(提過籃子一看):師父,里面那有什么米飯?明明是青蛙和癩蛤蟆!(說完提著籃子下去了。)
(唐僧有點(diǎn)信了,八戒去在一旁挑撥。)
八戒:師父別聽這猴頭瞎說,這女施主明明是給我們送飯吃的好人,他偏說她是個(gè)妖精!他打死了人,又怕師父念緊箍咒,所以才弄個(gè)障眼法哄你。
(八戒說完下場。唐僧念起緊箍咒,痛的悟空直叫喚。)悟空:師父,別念了,別念了,有話好說!
唐僧:出家人以慈悲為懷,你怎么動(dòng)不動(dòng)就行兇,平白無故打死好人?你回去吧,我不要這樣的徒弟!
(悟空連忙跪下磕頭):師父,我還沒報(bào)答您的救命之恩,怎么能回去呢?師父,我下次再也不敢了!
唐僧:既然如此,先饒過你這一次,如果下次再犯,我將這緊箍咒翻來覆去念上個(gè)二十遍!
悟空:是,師父!
第二幕:
(八戒、沙僧上臺)
旁白:孫悟空又去化齋,唐三人在草地上休息。白骨精呢?其實(shí)白骨精并沒有死,而且準(zhǔn)備變成先前女子的母親再去抓唐僧。孫悟空心知這點(diǎn),于是去而復(fù)返。
八戒:猴哥,你怎么回來得這么快?齋飯呢? 悟空:俺是不放心你們,怕那妖怪去而復(fù)返。八戒:瞧你說的,哪有什么妖怪。悟空:去....悟空(轉(zhuǎn)身向唐僧):師父,我用金箍棒在地上畫一個(gè)圈,你們呆在里面不出來,那妖精便沒法傷害你們了。唐僧:這....沙僧:師父,就照大師兄說的做吧。唐僧:好吧。
悟空(開始畫圈,畫完以后叮囑):師父,我回來以前你們可千萬別出來...八戒:知道了,猴哥快去化齋吧,早點(diǎn)回來。悟空:老孫去也。
白骨精(站在云端恨得咬牙切齒):聽說這孫悟空厲害,果然名不虛傳。不行,我不能勞而無功,一定要將那唐僧弄到手!(這時(shí),白骨精變成了先前女子的母親悄悄走了過來。)
(唐三人背對著白,白伸出手,向唐背后抓去,忽然被孫畫的圈子弄傷了,哎呀一聲,唐三人發(fā)覺了。)唐僧:這位施主是....白骨精:長老,請問你們看見我的女兒了么?(唐三人尷尬。)
八戒:哎,你的女兒?沒有,沒看見。
白骨精(一眼看見地上女兒的尸體,撲過去):哎呀,我的女兒,我苦命的女兒呀....唐僧想走出去安慰:這位施主....沙僧:師父,不可以走出去....八戒:師父你看,猴哥打死了人家女兒,現(xiàn)在人家母親尋來了。白骨精:什么?你們打死了我的女兒。(豬捂嘴)
哎呀,我苦命的女兒呀,你怎么就被那些壞人給打死了呀。(唐走出去安慰。)白骨精:你們這群強(qiáng)盜,還我女兒命來。(向唐僧撲過來)
旁白:說時(shí)遲,那時(shí)快,孫悟空化晚齋回來,正好看見妖精欲行不軌。孫一棒打來:妖精。白忙躲到唐身后:長老救我。沙拉著孫:大師兄,不可。孫甩開沙:別攔著我。
唐僧:悟空,你再胡來,為師可要念緊箍咒了。(孫繼續(xù)追白。)唐忽然舉起雙手念起緊箍咒。悟空:啊,緊箍咒。頭痛,好痛。(唐繼續(xù)念,孫更痛。)
(白很高興,伸出爪子抓向唐。這一幕只有孫一個(gè)人看見。孫忍住痛,一棒打來,白倒。)
唐僧:悟空,你太不像話了。
八戒:是啊師父,你看,人家老娘也被他給打死了。唐僧:從此以后,我不再是你的師父,你走吧。悟空(追上去,攔在唐面前):師父要我回去也行,您念個(gè)松箍咒,把我的箍拿下來,我就回去。要是沒有松箍咒,師父就還帶著我一起走吧,不然當(dāng)年堂堂的齊天大圣,如今回去頭上戴著這個(gè)箍,沒臉見人。
唐僧:那就再饒你一次,千萬不能再行兇了。悟空:好的,好的,師父!(第二幕完)
第三幕
白骨精(站在云端里觀察):一會(huì)唐僧過了這座山,就不歸我管了。要是讓別的妖怪捉去,豈不便宜了別人?
旁白:白骨精不甘心,這次,她變成了那位女子的父親。
(唐三人在走,忽然看見一位白發(fā)蒼蒼的老公公,一手拄著拐杖,一手拿著佛珠,嘴里念著經(jīng),晃晃悠悠的走來。)白骨精:長老們好!唐僧:施主你好。
白骨精:長老們一路走來,可有看見我的女兒和夫人了么? 唐三人:這....白骨精:你們怎么了?莫非你們將他們母女害了? 八戒:不是我們,是我那大師兄一個(gè)人干的。白骨精:啊.......悟空:好你個(gè)妖精,你騙得了別人,可偏不了俺老孫!(白骨精嚇得不敢作聲)悟空:土地!山神!(土地和山神出場)
悟空:你們來給俺老孫作個(gè)證。
(說完一棒將妖精打死。唐僧氣得說不出話來。)
八戒:好你個(gè)孫悟空,真厲害,不到半天功夫就打死了三個(gè)人。悟空:師父你看,這個(gè)妖精被我打死現(xiàn)了原形,你看她脊椎上有一行字,真的就是‘白骨夫人’。
八戒:師父,別信他的,他這是把尸體變成骷髏,掩人耳目。(唐僧念起咒來。)
悟空:師父錯(cuò)怪我了,那真是妖精,他是想來害你的。我好心保護(hù)師父,你卻一再聽信那呆子胡說,屢次要趕我走。算了算了,我走就是了。只是我怕我走了沒人保護(hù)師父。
唐僧(氣憤地):你這潑猴越發(fā)無禮了!悟凈,拿筆來!(沙僧拿來紙筆,唐僧寫下貶書遞給悟空。)
唐僧:猴頭,有這個(gè)為證,我不再是你師父,你也不再是我徒弟。你走吧!
悟空(把貶書收在袖子里,不舍地):師父,本想保你去西天取經(jīng),沒想到半途而廢。我們好歹師徒一場,請師父受我一拜。
悟空(拜完,對沙僧):沙師弟,你是好人,千萬小心八戒的胡言亂語,以后要好好保護(hù)師父。
沙僧:大師兄,師父也只是一時(shí)氣話,你再勸勸就好。悟空:要是有妖精抓走師父,你就說我老孫是他的大徒弟。妖精知道我的厲害,就不敢加害師父了。
唐僧:我是個(gè)好和尚,不提你這壞人的名字。(悟空含淚再次磕頭拜別師父。)尾聲
第三篇:三打白骨精話劇劇本
三打白骨精話劇劇本
T:唐僧(A)S:孫悟空
(B)E:豬八戒(C)J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B變成村姑
B2:B變成太婆
B3:B變化成老頭
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
阿彌陀佛,我們這是到哪了?
S: Bajie,map!
八戒,地圖!E:(摸出,遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)???(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)
師傅,請看。
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
八戒,我跟你講了多少次了,不要帶這種美女的圖片!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回)
哦,師傅!原諒我吧。
T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 為師先替你保管,到西天了再給你。E: But??
但是??
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 阿彌陀佛,色即是空,空即是色!地圖?
E:(遞)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.給,嗯??我們已經(jīng)到白虎山了!哎呀,我走不動(dòng)了!再說,我這肚子也餓了。S: Fat Pig!肥豬!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will???.死猴子,有本事再說一遍,再說?? S: You will what(兇相)? 再說你怎么樣?
S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)
沒問題!
(白骨精躲在一旁偷看)J: This is?..? S: Electric net!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
伏魔圈!只要待在里面,就沒有妖怪能接近!
T: Em??ok,we will stay in it!
嗯??好的,我們會(huì)呆在里面的!S: Bye!(飛走)
俺老孫去也。
T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》
我們斗地主吧!
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)
哈哈!伏魔圈?太小兒科了吧。B1:(接近三人,望著)Can I join you?
我也可以玩嗎?
J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思,姑娘。我們在斗地主,三個(gè)人夠了。B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!
噢,機(jī)會(huì)來了!炸彈!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!
王炸!
T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!
喔?我贏了!嗯?,姑娘,你是老手吧。進(jìn)來教我!S:(回來,看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
啊,妖怪!
B1:(倒)Ah??
慘叫聲
T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!
悟空!你在干嘛!她是我的師傅!S: She is a monster!
她是妖怪!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t??
噢,師傅,別??
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲,走音離譜)
太晚了!Once more??(緊箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
悟空,為師早就跟你講了!(不要亂殺生)
B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)
哼!孫悟空,讓我教訓(xùn)一下你!B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
(長老)請問,你們見過我女兒沒? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住尸體)No,sorry!S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!
好你個(gè)妖怪,我打死你!E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
師傅,你還好吧?
這個(gè)地方八戒要表現(xiàn)出墻頭草的樣子。
T:Don’t say this.(這時(shí)放《only you》,當(dāng)做緊箍咒)Only you??(不要再說了。念緊箍咒。)
白骨精現(xiàn)身。
B:Wahahaha,Sun Wukong,I will teach you a lesson.哇哈哈哈,孫悟空,我馬上就給你個(gè)教訓(xùn)。
白骨精變身老婦出場。
B2:Daughter.Daughter.Whereis my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女兒啊,女兒啊,女兒你在哪里啊?【對唐僧】你好,請問你看到我女兒了嗎?
T : Your daughter??故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子 你女兒??
悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來,看到老婦。
S:You are the monster, I will beat you.我打死你這個(gè)死妖精。
聽到這句話,唐僧去擋老婦,孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后,將老婦打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。
J: Master,are you OK? How many?
師父,怎么樣,你還好嗎?【伸出兩根手指】這是幾
T:Two,game over Sun Wukong.兩個(gè)啦,孫悟空,你死定啦。
見唐僧已經(jīng)對悟空產(chǎn)生不滿,這時(shí)白骨精抓住時(shí)機(jī),變成老頭出來。老頭出場后,看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒,狂奔過去。
B3:Oh,my wife,my daughter , who did it?(噢,我的女兒啊,我的老伴啊,這是誰干的?)
悟空轉(zhuǎn)身,見又一個(gè)妖怪來了,果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。
s:You are going to die, monster.見閻王去吧,死妖精。
T:Oh Wukong,you have killed three lives.(悟空,你竟然殺了三個(gè)人。
S :They are not humanbeing,they are monsters.(他們不是人,他們是妖精.)
T:(想阻止,未及)You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈,E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!
你,你??你已經(jīng)傷了三條人命了!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
不,他們不是人!都是妖怪變的!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!
妖怪?你才是妖怪!你走,不要再讓我看見你!S:(悲,離去)(音樂,營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......師傅,猴哥這是??
T: Don't mention that guy any more!不要再提他了!
B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被擊退)
唐僧,你好愚蠢!
B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......我要吃你的肉,哈哈哈哈??
S:(悄悄走到B后,打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?
悟空
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!(猴哥)J: Our hero is back!
我們的英雄回來了!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
發(fā)生什么事了?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
師傅,你應(yīng)該提高一下智商了!這個(gè)妖怪為了騙你變化成三個(gè)模樣!T: How,how did you find out?
你怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的?
S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)
??猴子的直覺。
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)
悟空,這次是為師錯(cuò)怪了你,對不起!S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?
嗯?麻煩您大聲點(diǎn)行嗎? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)
第四篇:三打白骨精的英文劇本
三打白骨精的英文劇本,我演過,相當(dāng)成功,(人物可刪減的)
人物:T唐僧 S:孫悟空 E:豬八戒 J:沙僧
B:白骨精 B1:B變成的村姑 B2:B變成的太婆
B3:B變化成的老頭 N:哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E:(摸出,遞給S)
S: Look,master(湊近T)………(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?
E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?
E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!
T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)
B1:(接近三人,望著)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)
S:(回來,看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1:(倒)Ah……
T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲,走音離譜)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)
T:(嗆住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T擋)
S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T頭,T暈,S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)
B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T:(想阻止,未及)You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈,E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!
S:(悲,離去)(音樂,營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!
B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)
T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被擊退)
B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后,打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)
N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個(gè)放伴奏)
T: Let's go guys!(歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
第五篇:三打白骨精的英文劇本
三打白骨精的英文劇本,我演過,相當(dāng)成功,(人物可刪減的)人物:T唐僧 S:孫悟空 E:豬八戒 J:沙僧
B:白骨精 B1:B變成的村姑 B2:B變成的太婆 B3:B變化成的老頭 N:哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出,遞給S)S: Look,master(湊近T)???(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人,望著)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來,看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah??
T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲,走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T擋)S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T頭,T暈,S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:(想阻止,未及)You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈,E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!S:(悲,離去)(音樂,營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后,打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個(gè)放伴奏)T: Let's go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物:T唐僧S:孫悟空 E:豬八戒
J:沙僧
B:白骨精(何平)B1:B變成的村姑 B2:B變成的太婆B3:B變化成的老頭 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出,遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)???(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!
T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人,望著)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來,看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah??
T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲,走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T擋)S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T頭,T暈,S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:(想阻止,未及)You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈,E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!S:(悲,離去)(音樂,營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后,打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個(gè)放伴奏)
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三打白骨精中英文對照搞笑版
人物:T唐僧 S:孫悟空、E:豬八戒、J:沙僧、B:白骨精、B1:B變 成的村姑、B2:B變成的太婆、B3:B變化成的老頭、N:哪吒 T: Wukong,where we are now? 悟空 我們現(xiàn)在到哪里了 S: Bajie,map!八戒 地圖
E:(摸出,遞給S)S: oh,master,look!(湊近T)???(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)哦 師傅 你瞧啊!
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you!八戒 我告訴你多少次啦 不要老是帶美女圖啦!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)哦 師傅 原諒我這次吧
T:(縮手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,ba jie,map.沒門,我想就由我暫時(shí)保管,直到我們到達(dá)西天,取得真經(jīng),八戒 地圖 E: But?? T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em?? i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore, 奧 師傅 我肚子餓扁了,再也走不動(dòng)了 S: Fat Pig!肥豬 E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….死猴子 如果你再敢說這倆個(gè)字,我就,我就 S: You will what(兇相)? 你就要干嘛啊 E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).呵呵 我就幫你抓虱子啊!S: Hm!T:(輕咳)Wukong,I am hungry too,would you bring us some food? 悟空 我也餓了 你能幫我們?nèi)フ尹c(diǎn)吃的嗎?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!你看 我們師傅也餓了
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!八戒 不要忘了誰把我上一餐的飯給吃了 J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。
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但是師傅 如果大師兄走了,有妖怪來我們怎么辦 T: Em??.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 這倒是一個(gè)問題 悟空 你有什么辦法嗎? S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is?..? 這是? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more knowledgeable!, knowledge is power!哦 悟空 你真是越來越知識淵博哦,知識就是力量啊 S: ok i am going to find some food ,Bye!(走)好的 我去找吃的啦 拜拜 T;ok it is the show time, 好的 現(xiàn)在是我們展示自己的時(shí)間啦(放音樂《窮開心》三師徒開始跳舞)。。T:i am a little tired, Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗 地主》我有點(diǎn)累了 我們打牌吧
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?it is easy,ha ha ha(變成B1)傳說中的電網(wǎng) 小菜一碟嘛 哈哈哈 B1:(接近三人,望著)Can I join you? 能加我一個(gè)嗎
T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing card now,and three people are enough.哦 女士 我們現(xiàn)在在斗地主 三個(gè)人足夠了 B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!T: oh chance 嗯 機(jī)會(huì) B1: Double King!一對k T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are so clever.Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來,看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah??
T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t?? T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主 題曲,走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)暈去
T:(嗆住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)哈哈哈哈 孫悟空 我馬上就給你一個(gè)教訓(xùn)
B2:Daughter daughter ,where is my daughter ?Hello,have you seen my daughter? 悟空醒 看到老婦
T: you Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什 么,T擋)S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2 躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T頭,T暈,S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?!(哭喊 狂奔過去)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:(想阻止,未及)You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈,E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不 他們不是人 是妖精 T: Monster?i think You are the real monster!you,go!you,go!it is the wrong way ,你走錯(cuò)啦
妖精 我看你才是真正的妖精,你走,走 哪兒來的回哪兒去吧(孫走錯(cuò) 唐指出)你走錯(cuò)啦 這邊 S:(悲,離去)(音樂,營造“ 假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......師傅 猴哥真的走啦 T: Don't say that guy!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后,打B,B暈)don't touch my master, T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: oh Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: i am coming.where is the cniminal? S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:hei hei(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!let us go(帶走B)嘿嘿 你被捕了,你現(xiàn)在可以保持沉默,你現(xiàn)在所說的每一句話將 來都可能成為呈堂證供,走吧!
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: i can not hear clearly.? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個(gè)放伴奏)
T;you are ma monkey.s;i am always your monkey(抱T)我也永遠(yuǎn)都是你的猴子
八戒很不要臉的沖上去推開悟空抱著T 八戒;i am always your pig.我也永遠(yuǎn)是你的豬 眾人噓聲離開 放《英文版路在何方》 繼續(xù)取經(jīng) 結(jié)束