第一篇：日語話劇劇本《三打白骨精》

西游記之三打白骨精

演員數量：9人 人物：唐僧——

孫悟空—— 豬八戒—— 沙僧—— 白骨精—— 姑娘——

姑娘母親—— 姑娘父親—— 旁白——

人物道具：唐僧：服裝、禪杖、墨鏡

悟空：服裝、緊箍咒、金箍棒

豬八戒：服裝、釘耙

沙僧：服裝、扁擔（箱子）

村婦：服裝、籃子、饅頭

母親：服裝、拐杖、頭帶

父親：服裝、胡須、拐杖

白骨精：服裝、劍

其他道具：心臟起搏器、照妖鏡 配樂：

1、《敢問路在何方》0:20

2、《四小天鵝》0:03---0:113、劇本：

（配樂：西游記主題曲起）

旁白：話說唐僧師徒四人正在西天取經的路上。有一天，他們來到了白骨精的地盤，揭開了三打白骨精的序幕。（同時悟空上場，走到舞臺左側，再到右側，邊抓耳撓腮，邊作眺望狀。）（旁白結束）

悟空：我是孫悟空，有棒在手中，妖怪敢現形，皆被我殺空。（眺望）師傅，師傅，沒有妖怪。

（配樂：《四小天鵝》起，師徒三人跳四小天鵝出場，到舞臺中央，單手作拜佛狀）

唐僧：阿彌陀佛，艱難跋涉。

八戒：肚子好餓。（三人作肚餓狀，配樂：肚餓聲）沙僧：又累又熱。悟空：我的錯…… 唐僧：悟空，悟空！

悟空：（蹦跳到師傅面前）師傅。唐僧：怎么了？

悟空：我們好像迷路了。唐僧：八戒，地圖！

（八戒從懷里拿出地圖給悟空，悟空拿地圖劃過半空，其他三人依次坐倒在地上，配樂：墜落聲）悟空：果然迷路了。

八戒：師傅啊，我肚子在唱空城計了。

唐僧：（把八戒一推）你不才吃過冬陽功嗎。（配樂：噔~）悟空：沒關系，一個筋斗云，滿載美食歸，師傅稍候。八戒：師兄真棒耶！

沙僧：可是師兄，要是妖怪來了怎么辦？

悟空（思索狀）：有了。（開始拿金箍棒在三人坐處的地上畫圈）金箍一轉。八戒：靈光一閃。沙僧：保我師徒。

唐僧：共上西天。（右手向上指天）

悟空：這可是擋妖除魔的保護圈。（下場，配樂：噔噔噔噔）八戒，你我四大皆空，肚唐僧：子空空，奈我如何，阿彌陀佛。（配樂：大話西游音樂起。三人盤腿坐地，轉上半身，念佛。姑娘上場，音樂減弱）

姑娘：小女子年方二八，貌美如花，尚未婚嫁，只求那唐僧肉來保我容顏，千年不老，哈哈哈哈哈。

（姑娘幾次想靠近三人，卻被圈擋了回來）姑娘：這位長老，吃點東西吧。（八戒撲上前，被姑娘推開）

姑娘：這位長老，長老。（走開一段距離）眉頭一皺，計上心來。（假裝摔倒）哎呀，我的腳，我的腳。

（唐僧起身，整理衣冠，昂首闊步走向姑娘。配樂：爵士樂）唐僧：阿彌陀佛，這位施主，你還好吧？貧僧來自東土大唐，要去西天取……饅頭！（看見姑娘籃子里的饅頭，伸手就去抓）唐僧：好香啊~

（悟空此時已在姑娘背后）悟空：我打！（揮棒打死了姑娘）

唐僧（嚇倒在地）：悟空，你…你干什么。悟空： 師傅，她是個妖怪 唐僧：胡說。

悟空：她騙得了你，騙不了我。唐僧：看我的超級無敵緊箍咒。

（配樂起：only you四句。三人跳舞，悟空雙手抱住頭，很疼）唐僧：阿彌陀佛，告誡悟空。（三人坐下）（配樂：詼諧。姑娘的母親上場）

母親（假裝找女兒）：女兒啊，女兒，你在哪兒，你在哪兒啊？我就不信，煮熟了的鴨子還能飛，哈哈（配上肢體語言）。

母親（走近唐僧）：師傅，師傅，你看見我那貌美如花的女兒了嗎？ 唐僧：哦，你女兒啊，她…她被…

八戒（攔住唐僧）：不是不是，我們沒有看見。沙僧：對，就是沒看見。

唐僧：八戒你們讓開！施主，你的女兒被我那不才的徒兒給打死了。母親：打死了….唐僧：你就節哀吧。（悟空已在妖怪背后）

悟空：妖怪，哪里跑！（打死母親）

唐僧：悟空，你又干什么！看我的緊箍… 算了，悟空，你善惡不分！八戒：顛倒黑白。（左手指悟空，左腳邁出）沙僧：是非不明。（與八戒一樣的動作）悟空（捂額頭）：我暈。唐僧：你走吧！悟空：師傅，師傅。（師傅不理他）哼，你會后悔的！（下場）唐僧：阿彌陀佛，氣死我了！

（三人又坐下念經，配樂：悲壯。姑娘的父親上場）

父親：女兒，老婆，你們在哪兒啊？（面向唐僧）你就是我碗里的肉，嘿嘿。

父親：長老，你好啊……你們好啊……HELLO！（拿拐杖戳一戳唐僧）（三人不理他）

父親：眉頭一皺，計上心來。（父親假裝摔倒）

父親：哎呀，腳崴了……喂，你們幫幫我呀…… 這次是真的崴了！悟空：雕蟲小技。（手作手槍狀，同時配樂起：手槍聲）（父親逃走了，白骨精真身上場）白骨精：氣死我了，看我顯真身。八戒、沙僧（走上前護衛）：妖怪啊！

唐僧（原地不動，很淡定）：妖怪……哦，確實是妖怪…（突然起身大喊）妖怪啊！沙僧：現在怎么辦？ 唐僧：先叫一聲再說。

唐僧、八戒、沙僧：啊———— 唐僧：給我沖啊。

（八戒、沙僧逃跑了，唐僧被白骨精追殺）

唐僧：悟空，救我啊！（隨即暈倒在地）（配樂：大話西游）白骨精：哈哈哈。（悟空上場）

悟空：妖怪，還我師父。白骨精：毛猴子，壞我好事。

（兩人對打，悟空舉起金箍棒，當機關槍，配樂：機關槍聲）悟空（搖著躺在地上的唐僧）：師父師父….八戒，八戒，心臟起搏器，快！

（八戒、沙僧按住唐僧頭腳）八戒：一二三。一二三。

（唐僧醒了，又被八戒兩次按倒，最后起了）唐僧：悟空，為師錯怪你了。

八戒：師兄是好人吶。（伸出大拇指）沙僧：恩，好人吶。（雙手伸出大拇指）

悟空（一個亮相動作）：斬妖除魔。八戒：保我師父。沙僧：西天取經。唐僧：修成正果。

（大家把地上的東西撿起來）悟空：師父，我們走吧。唐僧：好嘞。

（配樂起：西游記主題曲。四人下場）

旁白：唐僧四人終于掙脫了白骨精的魔抓，但是誰又知道，還有多少困難在等著他們呢，漫漫西天路，但愿有志者事竟成。（劇中，演員謝幕）

腳本：

キャラクター：玄奘三蔵(げんじょうさんぞう)は弟子(でし)の3人とともに、天竺(てんじく)へ経典(きょうてん)を取る旅の途中です。ある日、彼らは白骨(はっこつ)の精(せい)の地盤に踏み込み、白骨の精を三度打つ幕を開きました。

孫悟空(そんごくう)：私は孫悟空だ。手に如意棒(にょいぼう)を持ってる。妖怪って野郎(や)は敢えて正體(しょうたい)を表したら、全部打ち殺してやる。お師匠(ししょう)さん、お師匠さん、妖怪はいない。

唐玄奘(とうげんじょう)：阿彌陀佛，厳しい旅を続けてきましたね。八戒(はっかい)：腹減った～ 沙悟浄：暑くてへとへと～ 孫悟空：私のせいか～？ 沙悟浄：悟空、悟空 孫悟空：お師匠さん 沙悟浄：どうしたの？

孫悟空：道に迷っちゃったかも 沙悟浄：八戒、地図頂戴

孫悟空：やっぱ迷っちゃった。八戒：お師匠さん、腹減ったよ～ 沙悟浄：食ったばかりじゃない？

孫悟空：平気平気、觔斗雲（きんとうん）を使って、海の幸(さち)、山の幸、いっぱい持って帰る。お師匠さん、ちょっと待ってね。

八戒：兄ちゃん、すご～い

沙悟浄：でも、兄ちゃん、妖怪って奴が來たら、どうしよう？ 孫悟空：あった。如意棒一転

八戒：霊妙(れいみょう)な光、ひらめき 沙悟浄：わが師弟(してい)を守り

唐玄奘：四人とも西方天國へ行きますように。孫悟空：これは魔よけの輪だよ。八戒：この世の一切は空虛(くうきょ)だ。

唐玄奘：お腹ものすごく空いているんですけど、平気です。

お嬢さん：あたし、今年28歳。美貌(びぼう)に恵まれて、獨身なのよ。玄奘三蔵のお肉を食べて、永遠に若いままでいたいの。は～は～は～

お嬢さん：高僧(こうそう)さま、食べ物を食べませんか。

お嬢さん：高僧さま、高僧さま。いたい、いたいわ、足、足 唐玄奘：大丈夫ですか。私は東方にある唐から參り、西方天國へ饅頭を取りに～ 唐玄奘：いい匂いがしますわ。孫悟空：打ち殺してやる～

唐玄奘：悟空、あなた、あなた何していますか。孫悟空：お師匠さん、こいつ妖怪だ。ろう唐玄奘：でたらめを言わないで。

孫悟空：こいつ、お師匠さんを騙せるけど、私を騙すわけはねえよ。唐玄奘：金環(きんかん)の力を見せてやります。唐玄奘：阿彌陀佛，悟空を戒(いまし)めます。

母：白ちゃん、白ちゃん、どこにいるの？どこ？煮込(にこ)んだアヒルが逃げると思

うの？は～は～

母：お師匠さん、お師匠さん、私の美しい娘を見かけましたか。唐玄奘：それは～娘さん、娘さんは～ 八戒：いえいえ、見てない。沙悟浄：そう、見てない。

唐玄奘：あなたたち、下がってください。娘さんは馬鹿(ばか)な弟子に殺されました。

母：殺されました？

唐玄奘：ご自愛(じあい)ください。孫悟空：妖怪、逃げるな。

唐玄奘：悟空、また何をしましたか。金環～まあいい、悟空、あなた、良し悪し分かりせん。

八戒：白黒(しろくろ)つけない 沙悟浄：是非(ぜひ)論じない 孫悟空：參った

唐玄奘：あなた、いなくなりなさい。

孫悟空：お師匠さん、お師匠さん。きっと後悔するぞ。唐玄奘：頭にくる！

父：白ちゃん、お母さん、どこにいるの？お碗の中の肉になるぞ。し～し ～し～し～

父：高僧さま、こんにちは、こんにちは～

父：あ～足ねじった。お～い、助けてくれませんか。本當にねじっています。孫悟空：子供レベルだ。

白骨の精：馬鹿野郎、正體を見せてやる。八戒、沙悟浄：妖怪だ

唐玄奘：妖怪？～お～確かに妖怪です。妖怪だ。沙悟浄：今どうする？

唐玄奘：取りあえず叫んでみます。八戒、沙悟浄、唐玄奘：あ～～～ 唐玄奘：行け～

唐玄奘：悟空、助けて～ 白骨の精：は～は～は～

悟空：妖怪、お師匠さんを返せ

白骨の精：馬鹿猿、邪魔しちゃって

悟空：お師匠さん、お師匠さん～八戒、八戒、心臓のペースメーカー、速

く～

八戒：せ～の～、せ～の～

唐玄奘：悟空、私は悟空を誤解しました。八戒：兄ちゃん、いい人だ。沙悟浄：うん、お人よしだな。

悟空：妖怪を全部殺すぞ。

八戒：お師匠さんを守るように

沙悟浄：西方天國へ経典を取れるように 唐玄奘：修行できますように 悟空：お師匠さん、いこう。唐玄奘：よし キャラクター：玄奘三蔵たちは白骨の精から逃げ出したが、これからまたどの

ぐらいの危機が待っているのかは誰でもわかりません。長い旅 の道、志があれば、最後には必ず成し遂げられますね。

第二篇：三打白骨精話劇劇本

三打白骨精話劇劇本

T:唐僧(A)S:孫悟空

(B)E:豬八戒(C)J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B變成村姑

B2:B變成太婆

B3:B變化成老頭

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

阿彌陀佛，我們這是到哪了？

S: Bajie,map!

八戒，地圖！E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉向E）

師傅，請看。

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

八戒，我跟你講了多少次了，不要帶這種美女的圖片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回)

哦，師傅！原諒我吧。

T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 為師先替你保管，到西天了再給你。E: But??

但是??

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 阿彌陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地圖？

E:(遞)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.給，嗯??我們已經到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不動了！再說，我這肚子也餓了。S: Fat Pig!肥豬!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will???.死猴子，有本事再說一遍，再說?? S: You will what(兇相)? 再說你怎么樣？

S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

沒問題！

（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J: This is?..? S: Electric net!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就沒有妖怪能接近！

T: Em??ok，we will stay in it!

嗯??好的，我們會呆在里面的！S: Bye!(飛走)

俺老孫去也。

T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

我們斗地主吧！

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)

哈哈！伏魔圈？太小兒科了吧。B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?

我也可以玩嗎？

J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我們在斗地主，三個人夠了。B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!

噢，機會來了！炸彈！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

王炸！

T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!

喔?我贏了！嗯?，姑娘，你是老手吧。進來教我！S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

啊，妖怪！

B1:（倒)Ah??

慘叫聲

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的師傅!S: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t??

噢，師傅，別??

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)

太晚了！Once more??(緊箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，為師早就跟你講了！（不要亂殺生）

B:(真身出現)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)

哼!孫悟空，讓我教訓一下你！B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

（長老）請問，你們見過我女兒沒？ T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住尸體)No,sorry!S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

好你個妖怪，我打死你！E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)

師傅，你還好吧？

這個地方八戒要表現出墻頭草的樣子。

T：Don’t say this.（這時放《only you》，當做緊箍咒）Only you??（不要再說了。念緊箍咒。）

白骨精現身。

B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.哇哈哈哈，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個教訓。

白骨精變身老婦出場。

B2：Daughter.Daughter.Whereis my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里啊？【對唐僧】你好，請問你看到我女兒了嗎？

T : Your daughter??故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子 你女兒??

悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來，看到老婦。

S:You are the monster, I will beat you.我打死你這個死妖精。

聽到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。

J: Master，are you OK? How many?

師父，怎么樣，你還好嗎？【伸出兩根手指】這是幾

T：Two，game over Sun Wukong.兩個啦，孫悟空，你死定啦。

見唐僧已經對悟空產生不滿，這時白骨精抓住時機，變成老頭出來。老頭出場后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過去。

B3：Oh，my wife，my daughter , who did it？（噢，我的女兒啊，我的老伴啊，這是誰干的？）

悟空轉身，見又一個妖怪來了，果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。

s：You are going to die, monster.見閻王去吧，死妖精。

T：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然殺了三個人。

S :They are not humanbeing，they are monsters.（他們不是人，他們是妖精.）

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

你，你??你已經傷了三條人命了！

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不，他們不是人！都是妖怪變的！

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！

妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再讓我看見你！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......師傅，猴哥這是??

T: Don't mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！

B:(出現)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)

唐僧，你好愚蠢！

B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈??

S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

悟空

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back!

我們的英雄回來了！

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

發生什么事了？

S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

師傅，你應該提高一下智商了！這個妖怪為了騙你變化成三個模樣！T: How,how did you find out?

你怎么發現的？

S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)

??猴子的直覺。

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)

悟空，這次是為師錯怪了你，對不起！S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

嗯？麻煩您大聲點行嗎？ T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)

第三篇：三打白骨精英語話劇劇本

Three Times Beating the Monster

三打白骨精

-----七年制

開頭出場，視頻《英文版 敢問路在何方》(我們利用的是視頻里的音樂)，四師徒出場(等到四人全部出來后暫停視頻)。

【本劇燈光都是全亮的】

唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？

(悟空,我們現在到哪兒了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地圖.)八戒誤拿出一張美女圖，給了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！

(哦,師父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告訴你多少次啦,不要老是帶美女圖啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,師父,原諒我這次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(沒門,我想就由我先暫時保管,直到我們到達西天,取得真經.八戒,地圖!)八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.(噢,師父,我肚子餓扁了,我再也走不動了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥豬.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……

(死猴子,如果你再敢說這兩個字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？

(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就幫你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?

(悟空,我也餓了,你能幫我們去找些吃的嗎?)八戒：You see，our master is hungry too.(你看,我們師父也餓了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,誰把我上一餐的飯給吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？

(但是師父,如果有妖精來了,而大師兄又不在的話,該怎么辦啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的誒,這倒是個問題.悟空.)悟空：No problem！

(沒問題.)悟空拿著金箍棒繞著他們跑了一圈…… 八戒：This is……

(這是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(這是我織的電網,只要你們呆在里面,沒有妖精能進來.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more

and more knowledgeable.Knowledge is power！!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)

(哦悟空,你真是越來越知識淵博哦,知識就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!

（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）

唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，現在是我們展示自己的時間啦！）放音樂《窮開心》，三師徒開始跳舞。

一段時間后，唐僧：I am a little tired , let’s play cards.（我有點累了，我們打牌吧。）放《斗地主》，師徒三人開始打牌。白骨精現身。

白骨精：Electric net ？It is easy，hahaha！！

（傳說中的電網？小菜一碟嘛，哈哈哈哈哈！）白骨精變成村姑出來…… 村姑：Can I join you?

（能加我一個嗎？）

唐僧：Oh，lady，we are playing cards now，and three people are enough.（哦，女士，我們現在在斗地主呢，三個人已經夠了。）村姑：Oh，chance.（噢，機會。）唐僧：Oh，chance.（噢，機會。）村姑：Double King.（一對K。）

唐僧：Double King，oh，I win，lady you are so clever，come in and teach me.（一對K，哦，我贏啦！女士，你太強啦，來，進來教我吧！）這時悟空回來了。

悟空：You are the monster，I will kill you.（你是妖精，我殺了你。）

唐僧：Oh，Wukong，what are you doing，she is my teacher.（悟空，你看看你干了什么，她是我師父啊。）八戒（對悟空）:She is my teacher!

（她是我師父。）

悟空:She is a monster!（她是個妖精。）八戒（對唐僧）:she is a monster!

（她是個妖精。）

這個地方八戒要表現出墻頭草的樣子。

唐僧：Don’t say this.（這時放《only you》，當做緊箍咒）Only you……

（不要再說了。念緊箍咒。）白骨精現身。

白骨精：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.（哇哈哈哈，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個教訓。）白骨精變身老婦出場。

老婦：Daughter.Daughter.Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter?

（女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里啊？【對唐僧】你好，請問你看到我女兒了嗎？）唐僧:Your daughter……故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子

（你女兒……）

悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來，看到老婦。悟空:You are the monster, I will beat you.（我打死你這個死妖精。）

聽到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。沙僧：Master，are you OK? How many?

（師父，怎么樣，你還好嗎？【伸出兩根手指】這是幾？）唐僧：Two，game over Sun Wukong.（兩個啦，孫悟空，你死定啦。）

見唐僧已經對悟空產生不滿，這時白骨精抓住時機，變成老頭出來。老頭出場后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過去。

老頭：Oh，my wife my daughter，who did it？

（噢，我的女兒啊，我的老伴啊，這是誰干的？）悟空轉身，見又一個妖怪來了，果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。悟空：You are going to die, monster.（見閻王去吧，死妖精。）

唐僧：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然殺了三個人。）

悟空:They are not human beings，they are monsters.（他們不是人，他們是妖精。）

唐僧：Monster？I think you are the real monster，you go！you go！It is the wrong way.（妖精？我看你才是真的妖精吧，你走，哪來的回哪兒去吧！【見悟空往錯的方向走了，唐僧指出】走錯啦，走錯啦。這邊。）

八戒:Oh master monkey brother is away.（哦，師父，猴哥就這樣走啦！）唐僧：Don’t say that guy.（不要理那個B了。）

白骨精見最強大的孫悟空已經被趕走了，高興地出來了，準備享受唐僧肉。白骨精：Hahahahaha，how foolish you are，I will eat you，Mr Tang.（哈哈哈哈，唐僧，你是多么的愚蠢啊，我要吃了你。）

原來悟空已經識破了白骨精的奸計，是故意離開的，看到白骨精終于露出了原形，悟空奔過來，一棒拍死了白骨精。

悟空：Don’t touch my master.（不要碰我師父。）

沙僧：Oh，our hero is back！

（哦，我們的英雄回來啦！）八戒：Monkey brother……

（猴哥……）

唐僧起來，迷茫的問悟空。

唐僧：What……what happened ？

（發生什么了？）

悟空：Master，you were cheated，the monster has changed into three different shapes.（師父，你被她騙啦，她只是變成了三個不同的變身而已。）唐僧：But how did you find it？

（但是你是怎么發現的呢？）悟空：Monkey’s feeling.（猴子的直覺。）

哪吒: I am coming.（我來啦。）

悟空：You are too late，哪吒.（哪吒，你怎么來那么晚啊。）哪吒：Where is the criminal？

（罪犯在哪兒呢？）唐僧：Na~~~ 哪吒:Hei，hei,you are under arrest, you have the right to speak to an attorney before you speak to the police ,anything you say may be used against you in the court of law, let us go.（嘿嘿，你被捕啦，在你見到自己的律師前，你有權保持沉默，但是你所說的將來可能會成為呈堂證供。我們走吧。）

唐僧：Wukong，I think I am wrong.（悟空，我錯了！）悟空：What？

（悟空裝作沒聽見，什么？）唐僧：I am sorry！

（對不起。）

悟空：I can not hear clearly.（我聽不清。）

唐僧為表心意，與八戒、沙僧一起跳《sorry，sorry》 唐僧：I am so sorry，you are my monkey.（我真的錯了，原諒我吧，你永遠是我的猴子。）悟空：I am always your monkey

（我永遠都是你的猴子。）

八戒很不要臉的上去，推開悟空，抱著唐僧。八戒：I am always your pig.（我永遠是你的八戒。）

眾人噓聲后離開。這時繼續放視頻《英文版 敢問路在何方》，四師徒接著上路取經。全劇結束，謝幕。

第四篇：搞笑英文話劇劇本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文話劇劇本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆

B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)

S: Look,master(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?

E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(準備開電網門)

S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)

T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出現)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)

S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出現)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.....英語話劇劇本The Bus

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

5-6人英語劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學生活，關于愛和臭腳的故事。Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One

(Three female students are chatting on a bus.Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof.Two boys are sleeping in their seats.Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on.She looks at the seats.Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)

Old woman: There're no empty seats.I guess I'll have to stand.(The female students find the old woman not having a seat.They want to help her find one to sit in.)

Female student A: We should find a seat for her.Female student B: Right.Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.(The two boys continue to sleep.)Female student C: We should find a seat for her.Female students A & B: Yes.(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep.Female students A and B look at each other.Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)Female Student B: Hey!Can you give your seat to that old lady? Boy A:(wakes up)I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album.I'm very tired.I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady.(continues to sleep)Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.Boy B:(gets up suddenly)Ah!All:(startled)Ah!Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare.It was terrible.Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy B falls asleep.)Female student A: Hello!Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please.I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep.Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried.Female student B: The young man is really brash.Old woman: Thank you, young ladies!I'm OK!Don't think I'm an old woman.I am healthy.(makes a few kicks like a young man)

Female student C: Maybe we worry too much.The old lady's very healthy.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over.It makes Boy A wake up.)

Boy A: Oh!Are you OK? Old woman: Oh!Oh!My waist!

Boy A: You can take my seat.(helps the old woman to the seat)Female student C: Hmm.He just got his conscience.Female student A: Yeah!I was just about to say they got no manners.Female student B: Yeah.I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.Boy A: Hey!Watch your own manners.I've given her my seat.I'm really very tired.(At this time Boy B is embarrassed.He dares not continue to sleep.)Old woman: Thank you, young man.I'm old and useless.Boy B: Don't say that.If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A falls down.)Scene Two

(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats.Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing.The three girls continue to chat.Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)

Female student A: Oh!Who touched me?(turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her)It's you, right?

Boy A: What? Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait.I didn't do anything.Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right? Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person.(looks at Boy B)Hey… Is it you? Boy B:(confused and shakes his head)Not me.I was sleeping.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)Female student A:(angry)Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!Boy A: I didn't mean it.Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past.Boys in the past were all very polite.Now boys are reckless.Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her.Hurry!Boy A: Alright!Alright!(to female student A)I'm sorry.(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)Boy A: It's not my day today.Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women.And she's no nice woman.Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper.Time really changed.Boy B: Older people know more than us.Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day.For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.(Boys A and B don't know what to say.Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake.The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)Female student C:(surprised)You.....(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)Old woman: You have nice hips.Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.Female student B: Ah!Here we are.Let's get off.Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.(Female students get off the bus.)

Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange.(helps the old woman up)Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.Old woman:(feels Boy B's hand)You also have a pair of very fine hands.Boy B:(startled)What?

Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.Boy B: Let's go!

Old woman: Don't be shy, young man.I have held such kind of hand for a long time.(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)Old woman:(looks at Boy A)You're nice, too.Boy A: Hmm, good-bye.(gets off).

第五篇：搞笑英文話劇劇本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文話劇劇本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆

B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)

S: Look,master(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?

E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(準備開電網門)

S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)

T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出現)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)

S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出現)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......