第一篇：6人英語小品短話劇劇本

6人英語小品短話劇劇本

A(衣衫襤褸）B（衣著光鮮）C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者

B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前

A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。

B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）

A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）

B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）

C：他真愚蠢啊

D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）

A：可??先生??您聽我說??（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）

B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）

C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？

E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~

D：是啊是啊

與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。

E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。

A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。

F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。

B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。

F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？

A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講??

F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？

E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）

C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。

D：誰讓這是一個童話呢??

為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以臺詞能簡單就簡單啦。下面是馬可的英文翻譯。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir！

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

D:yes,yes.A:but....sir....please listen to me.....B:wa,why are you so disgusting！

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes！

E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F.Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak “錢包” in english......F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes.（本文來自天空劇本網 www.tmdps.cn）

C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

第二篇：英語短話劇劇本

英語短話劇劇本

英語短話劇劇本

演員: P: Pirate-Grandson.M: Mother.F: Father.K: King-Grandpa.旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy.His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker.His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and六瑞 his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man.Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him.He hates his parents.Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him..正劇：(P,K出場)P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry.I love that mouse.Quick!No time!I can’t wait another second.K: Oh dear!I nearly forget it.Don’t worry, I open it right now.(作開電視狀)P: Ha Ha!It’s really funny!Tom is so good!(作高興狀)Oh no!“The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end!(摔電視機，作極度氣憤狀)Old King!?(對K吼)K：Oh, what a pity dog!(作左顧右盼狀)Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me.I’m sure your demand will be satisfied.(作充滿自信狀)P：Really!OK!Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you……(作猶豫狀)P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies.You don’t keep your promise.（作氣憤欲泣狀）

K;Oh yes, I play it for you.(作為難狀)But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.P: Don’t tell so much!I have been an adult man of 7 years old.I promise it to you.(作自豪自信狀)K：OK.(作舒心，安慰狀)P: Fight him, kill him.Throw these bad guys into the sea……(高聲喊)K: Xu ……..(作禁聲狀).Remember your promise, young adult man.P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it.(作天經地義狀)K: Oh?!You are right（作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾）

P: Old King.I give you an honorable mission.(作自豪狀)Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢狀)K: What!Ride on my back!Be your horse！(作驚異狀)P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question?(作若無其事狀)K: No, No, sound a good idea!Very good!You are a brave Pirate.Now come on my back.(作無奈狀)P:(作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀)Hei!Let’s go!Kill all those bad men.Quick!Run quick!.......(意氣風發狀)（M,F攜手進場）: P: Oh, my god!Mummy, Daddy!(A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!?(作氣憤狀)P:（作陽痿狀）Mummy, it’s not my fault.Old king let me massage his back.Hei Hei(作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)M: I don’t believe it.(作嚴肅狀)Dad, isn’t really that?(詢問K)K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good.Oh…….(釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)M: Really.I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him.(作懷疑狀)Dear, isn’t you ?

F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear? M: Yes, really a good suggestion.（P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)（P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾）

P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold? K: Yes, I can feel it.(邊揮汗邊說冷)M: No, it’s summer.Really hot, do you catch cold? P: No, No, just my feeling.(更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)M: Pirate, what’s behind you?(疑問狀)P: Oh, nothing, nothing!(作驚恐狀)M: Move away.little Pirate!(作氣憤狀)P: Oh no!The storm will come.(捂臉作害怕狀)M: Caribbean Pirate!What’s a bad film!Little Pirate!?(氣憤狀)P: Mummy, I surrender.(作投降狀)M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad!K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much.Yes? Pirate?(想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat.(作博學狀)M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight.He may become short-sighted.(誠懇狀)K: I know the disadvantage.But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills.(中氣不足狀，因為理由不充分)M: Just those force, fighting and cheat?(置疑狀)P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you.(誠懇狀)I won’t do that next time.Can you forgive me this time, Mummy.(做鬼臉,逗媽媽開心)M: Pick up trick.It doesn’t work this time.(義正言辭狀)P: Mummy, not next time, ok?(作悲傷狀，以引起媽媽的同情)(M不理P)M: Dad.I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way.Spoiling is not true love.It’s the poison in honey.(作嚴肅狀)F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do.We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said.We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most.We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on.I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate.Do you think so, dear?(很理智，明晰狀)M: It’s just what I want to say.(贊同狀)F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him.I should let him do his own thing and be his guide.(作徹悟狀)P: Oh, so much time has passed.I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it.(捂小腹，作難受狀)K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry!I’ll accompany with you.(作習慣性狀，因為Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管)M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide.(同聲提醒K)K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help.You should do it yourself.(作揶揄狀)P: Xi, I have been an adult man of 7 years old.I can do it.(跨進廁所，作藐視狀，有什么大不了，不就進個廁所嗎)M、F、K: Brave Pirate!(作自豪狀，含有夸獎意)P: Oh, my god!The washroom is so large and dark!(害怕狀，因為從末一個人進廁所)M、F、K:(All 暈倒)—— The End

第三篇：英語小品話劇 劇本 愛麗絲

第一幕 場景：郊外的樹下

人物: Ailisi（愛麗絲）,Mr.rabbit（兔子先生）Below are the Chinese first episode:

Voice Over: A long time ago, the ancient city spread of a legend, if it is pure lovely girl, to the outskirts of the tree holes Nake a tree fell asleep, they would have a rabbit to Mr.Dai Taqu to the Dream Wonderland, met the Prince of Dreams……

Alice: the so-called innocent lovely girl like me-not that such a person? ? I see a white Yiqun, such as the lovely spring-like appearance ~ ~ ~ ~ ah so cute I am innocent, that we will see the dream of Prince ~!That, overnight yesterday, the Internet really Xiangshui, or to sleep!

Rabbit: Finally released rumors that the United States can bring to young girls to dream profession, but throughout the year to the company are all women is not the Chou Baguai Fenbuqingchu, I rare tourist to the outside to say, also would like to see beauty Yes it ?

Rabbit: ah, this looks to today also good, it is my holiday is coming to an end, luck's nice to be a little flimsy TU………… but the point better.Alice: ah!Groping!Rabbit: You say what ? Have you seen this Fengdupianpian handsome瀟灑of groping? ?

Alice: still open to doubt, will lie outside the………… However you look at the long lines also were on the calculations.I dream profession is to wait for the rabbit, took me to see Prince, you are here to do ?

Rabbit: You have to wait for the people that I.Alice: ruse!You do not have rabbit ears!

Rabbit: You see…… like this one…… face such a hairstyle, the clothes, so long in the ear with it ?

Alice: is indeed very strange……

Rabbit: So those who do not care about the details, it is important to see now before I do.Alice: or, I went to see the dream now with the Prince Hall!

愛麗絲：The so-called naive lovable young girl looks just like me，don’t i？the snow-white dress（轉圈，展示衣裙），and the lovely spring-like appearance（自我陶醉中……），Ah ~ ~ ~ so cute and innocent I am，I can almost see my Prince！Ah ~ ~ ~（單手捂住嘴打哈且）I feel trapped,（伸懶腰）I think it’s better to have a sleep~（兩手交疊于耳旁，睡于樹下）兔子先生（上場，環視四周，看見愛麗絲，湊近看）：oh~ what a lovely girl！she is the pretest girl I Have ever seen。愛麗絲（醒來）：Ah!Groping！（把兔子先生一把推開）兔子先生（站穩）：what？！Groping！I can’t believe it！you call me Groping！

Have you ever seen such a handsome groping 嗯？？！I am rabbit，Mr.rabbit！（氣的跳起腳來）愛麗絲：oh~I’m so sorry，MR.rabbit，you were too close to me, i was just scared(楚楚可憐狀)~ 兔子先生：all right.ok~I’m fine now，（平息怒氣）so……what’re you doing here？little girl ？ 愛麗絲：en…I’m waiting here for someone to take me to the fairyland（躊躇狀）兔子先生：oh~then I think I was just the one you were waiting for（自得狀）愛麗絲：really？！so you can take me to meet the prince? Aren’t you?(驚喜狀)兔子先生:aha~I think so,follow me ,girl~ 第二幕 場景：夢幻仙界，紅桃女王的花園 人物：Mr.rabbit（兔子先生），Ailisi（愛麗絲），the queen（紅桃女王），the prince（王子），Knight（騎士）

紅桃女王（上場，身后跟著護衛的騎士）：Mr.rabbit have leaved for a long time，I miss him so much.騎士：don’t worry ,my queen.I think Mr.rabbit will come back soon 紅桃女王:I hope so

(兔子先生和愛麗絲上。)兔子先生：aha~ your name is Ailisi，nice name and it’s very suitable for you

愛麗絲 :thank you。Mr.rabbit.by the way ,when could i see the prince? We’ve been walking four 30 minutes.兔子先生：uh……

(兔子先生，愛麗絲和紅桃女王，騎士相遇)紅桃女王：my honey，finally comes you。（奔過去，伸手要抱的時候看見愛麗絲，發怒）Who is this ugly girl？your new girl friend（咬牙問，吐字清晰），my soldier，Chop this girl's head 騎士（上前，拔劍）：yes，my queen！兔子先生（有些慌忙，擋在愛麗絲身前）：wait a minute，my queen。it’s a misunderstanding，This girl is a stranger I’ve just met，she want to see the prince。紅桃女王（面色緩和下來）：so how it is。（對騎士）bring the prince here。（騎士領命，剛要下，王子上）

王子：Look at the crows is there a party or something? 兔子先生和騎士（傾身）： my royal Prince 愛麗絲：Prince…（石化，站著不動）

紅桃女王：my dear, there is a girl who wanna meet you（輕蔑的抬頭示意愛麗絲的存在）王子（皺眉）：A gril? So what is up?（抱著手臂走到呆掉的愛麗絲面前，仔細打量，姿勢邪肆，輕蔑）Jusus, I am far more pretty than her!愛麗絲：What！（向后跳開一步，到兔子先生的旁邊）兔子先生（對愛麗絲輕聲說）：what is wrong.You wanna see the prince and here he is.就在眼前啊！愛麗絲（大喊）：No even you are better than him.紅桃女王（怒視）：he is mine！

（愛麗絲也怒目而視）

[某音樂（還沒選好）音樂響起，臺上所有人列隊開始跳舞。一段音樂以后，場務上：對不起對不起！放錯音樂了！臺上個人或咳嗽或整頭發走回原來的位置，音樂重放，《斗牛士》 在跳舞過程中，不知不覺女王被打到] 女王（尖叫）：soldier，soldier，my soldier（跳舞的騎士跑去援救），Chops this girl's head（愛麗絲跑繞桌三圈隱于舞臺，其他人漸漸散退）第三幕

場景：郊外的樹下

愛麗絲（驚醒，吁了口氣，緩和下來）：還好，是一場夢，沒有討厭的女皇沒有士兵，生活是這樣的美好（高興起來）。兔子先生（出現,笑呵呵的），Hi，;little girl.you are so buestiful ,do you want to go to the fairyland with me？ 愛麗絲驚恐狀

1.Alice--Alice is the main character of the story.She is an English seven-year-old girl with a good imagination, manners and behavior.In many movie versions of the book, Alice usually appears as a blonde girl, wearing a blue dress, white apron over top, stockings, and black 'Mary Jane' shoes.2.The White Rabbit--The Rabbit is responsible of Alice following him and into Wonderland.He is the first Wonderland Resident Alice meets.In the book and movie versions, the Rabbit wears a waistcoat where he pockets his watch.And at the end of the story, it is revealed that he serves as herald to the King and Queen of Hearts.3.The Mouse--A peculiar mouse whom Alice befriends, and has a strong hatred of cats and dogs.After Alice stops crying a big pool of tears, he teaches her how to get dry by attending a never ending Caucus Race, which no one loses or wins, and tries to tell her a story of how he hates cats and dogs, but leaves for the Mouse thought Alice was offending him.4.Pat--The White Rabbit's bumbling servant and gardener, who is an Irish guinea pig.5.Bill--A lizard who serves as the White Rabbit's chimney sweep.At one time when Alice was stuck at the White Rabbit's house, Bill was sent to get her out, but he was kicked out of the chimney by the might of Alice's giant foot.6.The Caterpillar--A wise, but rude old bug who gives Alice advice about how to change sizes correctly by eating the mushroom.7.The Duchess--An angry, ugly, and abusive noblewoman who is a mother to a baby that would later turn to a pig.But later on in the book, she is nicer, which assumes the fact that the pepper makes her angry.8.The Cheshire Cat--A peculiar feline that always grins and turns invisible at will.He belongs to the Duchess, and is responsible of guiding Alice to the Mad Tea Party.The Cat is the closest friend Alice meets in Wonderland.9.The Mad Hatter--A wacky man and leader of the Mad Tea Party.He is known to be very rude towards Alice and giving her stupid riddles without any answers.He is also the first witness of the Knave of Hearts' trial.10.The March Hare--The Mad Hatter's crazed sidekick who is also rude and obnoxious towards Alice.The March Hare is always mad, and maybe slightly stupid and confused ever since the Mad Hatter didn't have the chance to finish his performance at the Queen of Hearts' concert.11.The Dormouse--The third and sleepy member of the Mad Tea Party Trio.He often sleeps through the party, but the Mad Hatter and the March Hare have ways to rudely wake him up.12.The Queen of Hearts--A stubborn, violent and cruel tyrant who enjoys beheading people,(which never happens due to the King secretly pardoning those who are to be executed).She has a massive army of playing cards, and they simply do what the Queen says.She is noted to be the villain of the story, and Alice's arch-nemesis.13.The King of Hearts--The Queen of Hearts' foolish, but caring husband, who pardons those who are about to be beheaded under the wrath of the Queen.He also serves as judge of the Knave of Hearts' trial.14.The Gryphon--A part-eagle, part-lion creature that leads Alice to his old friend, the Mock Turtle, so she could learn about his childhood.15.The Mock Turtle--A cow-headed turtle who is an old friend of the Gryphon and told about his childhood and school days to Alice.He also showed her the 'Lobster Quadrille' a funny, but confusing dance.16.The Knave of Hearts--A noble servant to the King and Queen of Hearts, who was sent to a trial as the accused for stealing the tarts.The Queen often thinks of him as an 'idiot'.17.Alice's Sister--A minor character of the story.She is Alice's older sister who understands Alice's dream at the end of the book.After Alice went home for tea, her sister dreamt the same dream Alice did, and knew Alice is growing up.18.Dinah--Alice's pet cat.She did not appear in the book, but was mentioned by Alice several times.She does appear, however in the sequel 'Through the looking Glass', and many movies based on the book.

第四篇：英語小品劇本 -- 英語話劇劇本 Pygmalion

英語小品劇本--英語話劇劇本 Pygmalion Pygmalion(By George Bernard Shaw)ACT I Covent Garden at 11.15 p.m.Torrents of heavy summer rain.Cab whistles blowing frantically in all directions.Pedestrians running for shelter into the market and under the portico of St.Paul's Church, where there are already several people, among them a lady and her daughter in evening dress.They are all peering out gloomily at the rain, except one man with his back turned to the rest, who seems wholly preoccupied with a notebook in which he is writing busily.The church clock strikes the first quarter.THE DAUGHTER [in the space between the central pillars, close to the one on her left] I'm getting chilled to the bone.What can Freddy be doing all this time? Hes been gone twenty minutes.THE MOTHER [On her daughter's right] Not so long.But he ought to have got us a cab by this.A BYSTANDER [on the lady's right] He wont get no cab not until half-past eleven, missus, when they come back after dropping their theatre fares.THE MOTHER But we must have a cab.We cant stand here until half-past eleven.It's too bad.THE BYSTANDER Well, it aint my fault, missus.THE DAUGHTER If Freddy had a bit of gumption, he would have got one at the theatre door.THE MOTHER What could he have done, poor boy? THE DAUGHTER Other people got cabs.Why couldnt he?

Freddy rushes in out of the rain from the Southampton Street side, and comes between them closing a dripping umbrella.He is a young man of twenty, in evening dress, very wet around the ankles.THE DAUGHTER Well, havnt you got a cab? FREDDY Theres not one to be had for love or money.THE MOTHER Oh, Freddy, there must be one.You cant have tried.THE DAUGHTER It's too tiresome.Do you expect us to go and get one ourselves? FREDDY I tell you theyre all engaged.The rain was so sudden: nobody was prepared;and everybody had to take a cab.Ive been to Charing Cross one way and nearly to Ludgate Circus the other;and they were all engaged.THE MOTHER Did you try Trafalgar Square? FREDDY There wasnt one at Trafalgar Square.THE DAUGHTER Did you try? FREDDY I tried as far as Charing Cross Station.Did you expect me to walk to Hammersmith? THE DAUGHTER You havnt tried at all.THE MOTHER You really are very helpless, Freddy.Go again;and dont come back until you have found a cab.FREDDY I shall simply get soaked for nothing.THE DAUGHTER And what about us? Are we to stay here all night in this draught, with next to nothing on.You selfish pig--FREDDY Oh, very well: I'll go, I'll go.[He opens his umbrella and dashes off Strandwards, but comes into collision with a flower girl, who is hurrying in for shelter, knocking her basket out of her hands.A blinding flash of lightning, followed instantly by a rattling peal of thunder, orchestrates the incident].THE FLOWER GIRL Nah then, Freddy: look wh' y' gowin, deah.FREDDY Sorry [he rushes off].THE FLOWER GIRL [picking up her scattered flowers and replacing them in the basket] Theres menners f' yer!Te-oo banches o voylets trod into the mad.[She sits down on the plinth of the column, sorting her flowers, on the lady's right.She is not at all an attractive person.She is perhaps eighteen, perhaps twenty, hardly older.She wears a little sailor hat of black straw that has long been exposed to the dust and soot of London and has seldom if ever been brushed.Her hair needs washing rather badly: its mousy color can hardly be natural.She wears a shoddy black coat that reaches nearly to her knees and is shaped to her waist.She has a brown skirt with a coarse apron.Her boots are much the worse for wear.She is no doubt as clean as she can afford to be;but compared to the ladies she is very dirty.Her features are no worse than theirs;but their condition leaves something to be desired;and she needs the services of a dentist].THE MOTHER How do you know that my son's name is Freddy, pray? THE FLOWER GIRL Ow, eez ye-ooa san, is e? Wal, fewd dan y' de-ooty bawmz a mather should, eed now bettern to spawl a pore gel's flahrzn than ran awy athaht pyin.Will ye-oo py me f'them? [Here, with apologies, this desperate attempt to represent her dialect without a phonetic alphabet must be abandoned as unintelligible outside London.] THE DAUGHTER Do nothing of the sort, mother.The idea!THE MOTHER Please allow me, Clara.Have you any pennies? THE DAUGHTER No.I've nothing smaller than sixpence.THE FLOWER GIRL [hopefully] I can give you change for a tanner, kind lady.THE MOTHER [to Clara] Give it to me.[Clara parts reluctantly].Now [to the girl] This is for your flowers.THE FLOWER GIRL Thank you kindly, lady.THE DAUGHTER Make her give you the change.These things are only a penny a bunch.THE MOTHER Do hold your tongue, Clara.[To the girl].You can keep the change.THE FLOWER GIRL Oh, thank you, lady.THE MOTHER Now tell me how you know that young gentleman's name.THE FLOWER GIRL I didnt.THE MOTHER I heard you call him by it.Dont try to deceive me.THE FLOWER GIRL [protesting] Whos trying to deceive you? I called him Freddy or Charlie same as you might yourself if you was talking to a stranger and wished to be pleasant.[She sits down beside her basket].THE DAUGHTER Sixpence thrown away!Really, mamma, you might have spared Freddy that.[She retreats in disgust behind the pillar].An elderly gentleman of the amiable military type rushes into shelter, and closes a dripping umbrella.He is in the same plight as Freddy, very wet about the ankles.He is in evening dress, with a light overcoat.He takes the place left vacant by the daughter's retirement.THE GENTLEMAN Phew!THE MOTHER [to the gentleman] Oh, sir, is there any sign of its stopping? THE GENTLEMAN I'm afraid not.It started worse than ever about two minutes ago.[He goes to the plinth beside the flower girl;puts up his foot on it;and stoops to turn down his trouser ends].THE MOTHER Oh, dear![She retires sadly and joins her daughter].THE FLOWER GIRL [taking advantage of the military gentleman's proximity to establish friendly relations with him].If it's worse it's a sign it's nearly over.So cheer up, Captain;and buy a flower off a poor girl.THE GENTLEMAN I'm sorry, I havnt any change.THE FLOWER GIRL I can give you change, Captain.THE GENTLEMEN For a sovereign? Ive nothing less.THE FLOWER GIRL Garn!Oh do buy a flower off me, Captain.I can change half-a-crown.Take this for tuppence.THE GENTLEMAN Now dont be troublesome: theres a good girl.[Trying his pockets] I really havnt any change--Stop: heres three hapence, if thats any use to you [he retreats to the other pillar].THE FLOWER GIRL [disappointed, but thinking three halfpence better than nothing] Thank you, sir.THE BYSTANDER [to the girl] You be careful: give him a flower for it.Theres a bloke here behind taking down every blessed word youre saying.[All turn to the man who is taking notes].THE FLOWER GIRL [springing up terrified] I aint done nothing wrong by speaking to the gentleman.Ive a right to sell flowers if I keep off the kerb.[Hysterically] I'm a respectable girl: so help me, I never spoke to him except to ask him to buy a flower off me.[General hubbub, mostly sympathetic to the flower girl, but deprecating her excessive sensibility.Cries of Dont start hollerin.Whos hurting you? Nobody's going to touch you.Whats the good of fussing? Steady on.Easy, easy, etc., come from the elderly staid spectators, who pat her comfortingly.Less patient ones bid her shut her head, or ask her roughly what is wrong with her.A remoter group, not knowing what the matter is, crowd in and increase the noise with question and answer: Whats the row? What she do? Where is he? A tec taking her down.What!him? Yes: him over there: Took money off the gentleman, etc.The flower girl, distraught and mobbed, breaks through them to the gentleman, crying wildly] Oh, sir, dont let him charge me.You dunno what it means to me.Theyll take away my character and drive me on the streets for speaking to gentlemen.They--THE NOTE TAKER [coming forward on her right, the rest crowding after him] There, there, there, there!whos hurting you, you silly girl? What do you take me for? THE BYSTANDER It's all right: hes a gentleman: look at his boots.[Explaining to the note taker] She thought you was a copper's nark, sir.THE NOTE TAKER [with quick interest] Whats a copper's nark? THE BYSTANDER [inapt at definition] It's a--well, it's a copper's nark, as you might say.What else would you call it? A sort of informer.THE FLOWER GIRL [still hysterical] I take my Bible oath I never said a word--THE NOTE TAKER [overbearing but good-humored] Oh, shut up, shut up.Do I look like a policeman? THE FLOWER GIRL [far from reassured] Then what did you take down my words for? How do I know whether you took me down right? You just shew me what youve wrote about me.[The note taker opens his book and holds it steadily under her nose, though the pressure of the mob trying to read it over his shoulders would upset a weaker man].Whats that? That aint proper writing.I cant read that.THE NOTE TAKER I can.[Reads, reproducing her pronunciation exactly] “Cheer ap, Keptin;n' baw ya flahr orf a pore gel.” THE FLOWER GIRL [much distressed] It's because I called him Captain.I meant no harm.[To the gentleman] Oh, sir, dont let him lay a charge agen me for a word like that.You--THE GENTLEMAN Charge!I make no charge.[To the note taker] Really, sir, if you are a detective, you need not begin protecting me against molestation by young women until I ask you.Anybody could see that the girl meant no harm.THE BYSTANDERS GENERALLY [demonstrating against police espionage] Course they could.What business is it of yours? You mind your own affairs.He wants promotion, he does.Taking down people's words!Girl never said a word to him.What harm if she did? Nice thing a girl cant shelter from the rain without being insulted, etc., etc., etc.[She is conducted by the more sympathetic demonstrators back to her plinth, where she resumes her seat and struggles with her emotion.] THE BYSTANDER He aint a tec.Hes a blooming busybody: thats what he is.I tell you, look at his boots.THE NOTE TAKER [turning on him genially] And how are all your people down at Selsey? THE BYSTANDER [suspiciously] Who told you my people come from Selsey? THE NOTE TAKER Never you mind.They did.[To the girl] How do you come to be up so far east? You were born in Lisson Grove.THE FLOWER GIRL [appalled] Oh, what harm is there in my leaving Lisson Grove? It wasnt fit for a pig to live in;and I had to pay four-and-six a week.[In tears] Oh, boo--hoo--oo--THE NOTE TAKER Live where you like;but stop that noise.THE GENTLEMAN [to the girl] Come, come!he cant touch you: you have a right to live where you please.A SARCASTIC BYSTANDER [thrusting himself between the note taker and the gentleman] Park Lane, for instance.Id like to go into the Housing Question with you, I would.THE FLOWER GIRL [subsiding into a brooding melancholy over her basket, and talking very low-spiritedly to herself] I'm a good girl, I am.THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER [not attending to her] Do you know where I come from? THE NOTE TAKER [promptly] Hoxton.Titterings.Popular interest in the note taker's performance increases.THE SARCASTIC ONE [amazed] Well, who said I didnt? Bly me!You know everything, you do.THE FLOWER GIRL [still nursing her sense of injury] Aint no call to meddle with me, he aint.THE BYSTANDER [to her] Of course he aint.Dont you stand it from him.[To the note taker] See here: what call have you to know about people what never offered to meddle with you? Wheres your warrant? SEVERAL BYSTANDERS [encouraged by this seeming point of law] Yes: wheres your warrant? THE FLOWER GIRL Let him say what he likes.I dont want to have no truck with him.THE BYSTANDER You take us for dirt under your feet, dont you? Catch you taking liberties with a gentleman!THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER Yes: tell h i m where he come from if you want to go fortune-telling.THE NOTE TAKER Cheltenham, Harrow, Cambridge, and India.THE GENTLEMAN Quite right.[Great laughter.Reaction in the note taker's favor.Exclamations of He knows all about it.Told him proper.Hear him tell the toff where he come from? etc.].May I ask, sir, do you do this for your living at a music hall? THE NOTE TAKER Ive thought of that.Perhaps I shall some day.The rain has stopped;and the persons on the outside of the crowd begin to drop off.THE FLOWER GIRL [resenting the reaction] Hes no gentleman, he aint, to interfere with a poor girl.THE DAUGHTER [out of patience, pushing her way rudely to the front and displacing the gentleman, who politely retires to the other side of the pillar] What on earth is Freddy doing? I shall get pneumonia if I stay in this draught any longer.THE NOTE TAKER [to himself, hastily making a note of her pronunciation of “monia”] Earlscourt.THE DAUGHTER [violently] Will you please keep your impertinent remarks to yourself? THE NOTE TAKER Did I say that out loud? I didnt mean to.I beg your pardon.Your mother's Epsom, unmistakeably.THE MOTHER [advancing between her daughter and the note taker] How very curious!I was brought up in Largelady Park, near Epsom.THE NOTE TAKER [uproariously amused] Ha!ha!What a devil of a name!Excuse me.[To the daughter] You want a cab, do you? THE DAUGHTER Dont dare speak to me.THE MOTHER Oh, please, please Clara.[Her daughter repudiates her with an angry shrug and retires haughtily.] We should be so grateful to you, sir, if you found us a cab.[The note taker produces a whistle].Oh, thank you.[She joins her daughter].The note taker blows a piercing blast.THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER There!I knowed he was a plain-clothes copper.THE BYSTANDER That aint a police whistle: thats a sporting whistle.THE FLOWER GIRL [still preoccupied with her wounded feelings] Hes no right to take away my character.My character is the same to me as any lady's.THE NOTE TAKER I dont know whether youve noticed it;but the rain stopped about two minutes ago.THE BYSTANDER So it has.Why didnt you say so before? and us losing our time listening to your silliness.[He walks off towards the Strand].THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER I can tell where you come from.You come from Anwell.Go back there.THE NOTE TAKER [helpfully] Hanwell.THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER [affecting great distinction of speech] Thenk you, teacher.Haw haw!So long [he touches his hat with mock respect and strolls off].THE FLOWER GIRL Frightening people like that!How would he like it himself.THE MOTHER It's quite fine now, Clara.We can walk to a motor bus.Come.[She gathers her skirts above her ankles and hurries off towards the Strand].THE DAUGHTER But the cab--[her mother is out of hearing].Oh, how tiresome![She follows angrily].All the rest have gone except the note taker, the gentleman, and the flower girl, who sits arranging her basket, and still pitying herself in murmurs.THE FLOWER GIRL Poor girl!Hard enough for her to live without being worrited and chivied.THE GENTLEMAN [returning to his former place on the note taker's left] How do you do it, if I may ask? THE NOTE TAKER Simply phonetics.The science of speech.Thats my profession: also my hobby.Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby!You can spot an Irishman or a Yorkshireman by his brogue.I can place any man within six miles.I can place him within two miles in London.Sometimes within two streets.THE FLOWER GIRL Ought to be ashamed of himself, unmanly coward!THE GENTLEMAN But is there a living in that? THE NOTE TAKER Oh yes.Quite a fat one.This is an age of upstarts.Men begin in Kentish Town with ?0 a year, and end in Park Lane with a hundred thousand.They want to drop Kentish Town;but they give themselves away every time they open their mouths.Now I can teach them--THE FLOWER GIRL Let him mind his own business and leave a poor girl--THE NOTE TAKER [explosively] Woman: cease this detestable boohooing instantly;or else seek the shelter of some other place of worship.THE FLOWER GIRL [with feeble defiance] Ive a right to be here if I like, same as you.THE NOTE TAKER A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere--no right to live.Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech: that your native language is the language of Shakespear and Milton and The Bible;and dont sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon.THE FLOWER GIRL [quite overwhelmed, and looking up at him in mingled wonder and deprecation without daring to raise her head] Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!THE NOTE TAKER [whipping out his book] Heavens!what a sound![He writes;then holds out the book and reads, reproducing her vowels exactly] Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!THE FLOWER GIRL [tickled by the performance, and laughing in spite of herself] Garn!THE NOTE TAKER You see this creature with her kerbstone English: the English that will keep her in the gutter to the end of her days.Well, sir, in three months I could pass that girl off as a duchess at an ambassador's garden party.I could even get her a place as lady's maid or shop assistant, which requires better English.Thats the sort of thing I do for commercial millionaires.And on the profits of it I do genuine scientific work in phonetics, and a little as a poet on Miltonic lines.THE GENTLEMAN I am myself a student of Indian dialects;and--THE NOTE TAKER [eagerly] Are you? Do you know Colonel Pickering, the author of Spoken Sanscrit? THE GENTLEMAN I am Colonel Pickering.Who are you? THE NOTE TAKER Henry Higgins, author of Higgins's Universal Alphabet.PICKERING [with enthusiasm] I came from India to meet you.HIGGINS I was going to India to meet you.PICKERING Where do you live? HIGGINS 27A Wimpole Street.Come and see me tomorrow.PICKERING I'm at the Carlton.Come with me now and lets have a jaw over some supper.HIGGINS Right you are.THE FLOWER GIRL [to Pickering, as he passes her] Buy a flower, kind gentleman.I'm short for my lodging.PICKERING I really havnt any change.I'm sorry [he goes away].HIGGINS [shocked at girl's mendacity] Liar.You said you could change half-a-crown.THE FLOWER GIRL [rising in desperation] You ought to be stuffed with nails, you ought.[Flinging the basket at his feet] Take the whole blooming basket for sixpence.The church clock strikes the second quarter.HIGGINS [hearing in it the voice of God, rebuking him for his Pharisaic want of charity to the poor girl] A reminder.[He raises his hat solemnly;then throws a handful of money into the basket and follows Pickering].THE FLOWER GIRL [picking up a half-crown] Ah-ow-ooh![Picking up a couple of florins] Aaah-ow-ooh![Picking up several coins] Aaaaaah-ow-ooh![Picking up a half-sovereign] Aaaaaaaaaaaah-ow-ooh！!FREDDY [springing out of a taxicab] Got one at last.Hallo![To the girl] Where are the two ladies that were here? THE FLOWER GIRL They walked to the bus when the rain stopped.FREDDY And left me with a cab on my hands.Damnation!THE FLOWER GIRL [with grandeur] Never you mind, young man.I'm going home in a taxi.[She sails off to the cab.The driver puts his hand behind him and holds the door firmly shut against her.Quite understanding his mistrust, she shews him her handful of money.] Eightpence aint no object to me, Charlie.[He grins and opens the door].Angel Court, Drury Lane, round the corner of Micklejohn's oil shop.Lets see how fast you can make her hop it.[She gets in and pulls the door to with a slam as the taxicab starts].FREDDY Well, I'm dashed!

第五篇：Money Talks英語短話劇劇本

Money Talks英語短話劇劇本

Money Talks by Yu-Mei Lin 三個年輕人的媽媽生了重病，但是他們沒錢付醫藥費，于是他們準備搶銀行……

很簡單的劇本，雖然一共6個人，但是一個人沒有幾句話，所以4個人基本可以搞定。Cast David Doctor Andy Sue Mom Police officer ——————————————————————————– Summary Three young people wanted to save their mother who was very sick.Their mother needed an operation, and it would cost a lot of money.Because they had no money, they decided to rob a bank.However, their plan was defective.Their mother was sad.Scene I: In the hospital(In a room, the doctor talks to David.)David:(Nervous)Is my mother OK？

Doctor:(Serious)Your mother is very sick.David: How to cure her？

Doctor: Your mother needs an operation, and it will cost a lot of money to cure her.David:(Grabs the doctor)How much will it cost？

Doctor: It should be at least one million dollars.(Then the doctor goes out.)David: That is not a small fortune.How will I come up with the money in a short time?(Andy comes in.)Andy: Where is Mom？

Is she OK？

(Looks around)David: The doctor said that it should cost a big fortune.Andy: But we don’t have enough money to pay for it.What should we do？ David: Let’s go home and discuss it.(On the road, David sees a woman withdraw money from an ATM.)David:(Excited)Look！

It is money.Andy: But that is a bank.David: We should earn a lot of money in a short time.This way is quick.Andy: This way is illegal.David: But we only have one mother, and she is nice to us.Andy: Umm…

Let’s go home and discuss with sister.Look！

There is one hundred dollars on the floor！

(Picks it up)David:(Hits his head)One hundred dollars？

We need one billion, not one hundred！Andy: It is mine.(Croaking voice)Scene II: David and Andy get home Sue: Is Mom OK？

David: The doctor said we need a lot of money to save mother.Sue: But we do not have much money.Look at our home.It is so poor.(Effervescing voice)David: Do not be sad！

Let’s discuss an idea.Sue: What idea do you have？ Andy: We decide to rob a bank.Sue: What？

Rob a bank？

Your brother-in-law has gone to prison several times for robbing banks.I don’t agree！

(Angry)Andy: But we don’t have a choice！

David: If we don’t have enough money, our mother will die.Sue: OK…this is the only thing we can do.David and Andy: Let’s go！Sue: No, we need to make a plan first.David: Ask our brother-in-law.He always robs banks.Sue: OK.I will tell him tomorrow.（Sue takes a lot of weapons back.）Sue: Choose one weapon you are good at.（Brothers choose the weapons.）

Sue: Remember to wear your mask.Scene III: In the bank Sue: Hello, I want to withdraw a billion dollars from my savings account.Clerk:(To check her drawing account.)Sorry, you don’t have enough money in your savings account.Sue:(Taking out a gun)Just do it！Clerk: Help!Help！

David and Andy: Hurry up！

Andy: Only underwear, no money.David: Are you stupid!We just need money！

(The police officer arrives at the bank)Police officer: Don’t move!Put down your weapons.(The police officer holds up the gun to them.)David, Andy, and Sue: Oh, my God！David: The police officer is coming！Andy: What should we do？

(Nervous)(David, Andy, and Sue want to escape away.)Sue: I cover you!Go！

Hurry！

(Police shoots Sue and Sue gets hurt.)Sue: Oh！

David: Are you OK？ Andy: What happened？

Sue: My leg is hurt！

I can’t walk now.Police officer: Don’t move, and give up！

You are all under arrested.Scene IV: In the police office Police officer: Why did you try to rob the bank？

Do you know it is illegal to rob the bank？ David: Because our Mom is sick, we need money to save her.Andy: We don’t have enough money, so we decided to rob the bank.Sue: We know it is wrong to rob the bank, but we didn’t have any choice.Police officer: I understand why you need the money but robbing a bank is against the law.(Mom enters in the police office.)David, Andy, and Sue: Mom, we were wrong！

Mom: I know you robbed the bank for me, but it’s wrong！

It will affect your future.Police officer: We should be good to our parents, but we can’t do something against the law.(All the three young people repent their follies.)