第一篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇（3人）

出場：《千年等一回》的音樂（準備音樂）

小青：姐，這是哪兒呀？

Sister,where are we? 小白：容我找一下（拿出地圖尋找），現在在雷峰塔邊上，前面就是西湖了！（準備地圖）Eh.Let me find the location on the map.Oh, If Lei Feng tower comes ,can the West lake be far behind?

小青：姐，這手機比我手都小，你能找到西湖嘛？

Sister, the phone is smallerl than my hand.Can you find the West Lake? 小白點頭:攜程在手，說走就走

Critp in hand，The saying goes

小青：我姐真牛！不就是找個恩人嘛？累死了！（虛脫狀，垂頭喪氣）What a genius!We’re too tired for looking for the benefactor.小白：餓貨，一餓你就虛，快來條士力架吧！

Hungry ghosts ,once you are hungry,you feel weak ,come to get a Snickers 小青（恢復精力，容光煥發）興奮道：姐姐，那里有個男人，他朝我們走過來 Dear sister, look at that man!,he is coming!he is coming！許仙出場（放音樂，《渡情》）（準備音樂）

許仙念詩“鵝鵝鵝，曲項向天歌，白毛浮綠水，紅掌撥清波！”好詩啊好詩！

Goose goose goose ,singing crooked towards the sky , white hair floating on green water,red foot paddlling clear wave.Good poet!Really Good!小青：姐，好吃，肯定好吃！Good food!Delicious!小白：青兒，控制你的欲望，口水都流出來了（邊說邊為小青擦口水），看這位公子挺斯文的。

Qing,control your desire , a lot of Saliva sets on you mouth ,but the young man looks really grace.小青：姐,誰知道他是不是表里如一呢？

Sister,who knows whether he thinks and acts in the same way.小白：那我們來考驗考驗他！你行你上呀！(推小青上前)So we need test him.You can you up

小青（裝較弱道）：太陽好大，頭好暈哦（林黛玉狀向許仙暈倒）Oh ,the sun is so big that I have a headache ,help me 許仙：連忙扶著，正準備揩油，斜眼看到了白娘子，（心說：恩，那個更漂亮），遂丟開小青 Wow ,that in white is more beautiful 小白：嬌羞掩面，害羞狀

許仙：美女，我看太陽這么大，你肯定熱了吧？（邊說邊扇風）Beauty，the sunlight is so strong, you must feel hot ,yeah? 小白：這真是個體貼的人啊！How Considerate he is!小青：你個色狼，放開我姐姐(邊說邊施法術襲擊許仙)Colour wolf ,leave my sister alone 許仙向后跌倒，小白上前營救，虛扶著許仙（音樂響起my destiny）.時間靜止。含情脈脈四目相對

小白：Dear man ,I just want what’s your name?And where are you going? 許仙：姑娘，容稟啊！（唱：姓許名仙字漢文，祖籍錢塘有家門！我要去藍翔）不知二位姑娘名與姓，為何要來杭州城？

My name is Xuxian.I live in Qiantang.I’m going to LanXiagn.So,what’s your names? 小白：我是白素貞！I am Bai Suzhen.We are sisters(擺出史密斯夫婦的造型)小青：我叫小青！我們是姐妹。I am Xiaoqing.We are sisters(擺出史密斯夫婦的造型)小白：請聽我講一個故事，記得，我還是條小蛇的時候，我很貪玩！有一天去山上玩耍！Please let me tell you a story.When I was a mini-snake,I was playful.One day,I played on the hill.小青：姐，你出去玩，不帶我！Sister,why didn’t you take me outside? 小白：(低語)因為，那時候，你還只是個蛋！（繼續對許仙說）：我趴在青青的草地上曬太陽，這時候，來了一頭牛，它踩住了我的尾巴！是公子你！救了我啊！后來我悄悄拿了你這條手帕做信物。

Because you were just an egg.You know I was basking in the sunshine ,lying on the green grass.Suddenly a bull came and stepped on my tail.It was so painful!Then you came our like a hero and saved me.So I felt in love with you at that time and I remember you forever 許仙（似有所悟）：原來是這樣！

(手機鈴聲響 山東藍翔的廣告聲）噢，我的師傅讓我回藍翔了，我得馬上回去學挖掘機了，實在是遺憾，不能和兩位姑娘一起欣賞西湖美景了。

I see.Oh,I am sorry ,My teacher gave me a message and call me to LanXiang.I have to go back to learn excavators.It is regrettable, for can not enjoy the beauty of West Lake with two girls.小青：公子是藍翔的呀，前途無量，姐姐你真幸福 I admire You can study in LanXiang, sister,you are so luck 許仙：我可以用挖掘機做飯。I can cook with excavators.小白：妹妹放心，姐姐會給你找個新東方的廚師的

Dear Qing, don’t worry ,I will look for a Handsome cook graduated from New Oriental for you

許仙:新東方也是很牛的！和我們藍翔一樣卓越！The New Oriental is as outsanding as LanXiang 小青：姐姐再也不用擔心我的飲食問題了 My sister don’t have to worry about my diet any more

：我們就是幸福的一家（吉祥三寶的歌調）We are a happy family

第二篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本

在一個鳥語花香的一個早上，站長一如既往地坐在辦公室，一邊翹著二郎腿，一邊單手拿起一本咖啡喝。在他的眼里，他覺得，今天又是一個休閑的日子，只要坐在辦公室，有空出去外面巡查一下環境，就可以回家看電視去了。但他沒有想到，今天在他的身邊竟然會發生一些令他抓破頭皮的事情。

他喝完咖啡，慢悠悠地走出值班室，挺著一個大肚子，威武地巡視著地鐵站內的人群。每個人都匆匆地來匆匆地去，從來沒有留意過身邊的人和事。站長這個時候伸伸懶腰，正準備回值班室大睡一覺的時候，突然不知道哪里出來的一個人把他撞倒了。站長甩了一個跟頭，挺笨拙地爬起來剛想大罵一頓的時候，卻首先聽到一把聲音，有點怯懦地說：“對不起對不起” 站長這個時候擦擦眼睛，開始打量眼前的這個人：他的衣著很隨意，臟兮兮的樣子，而且還帶著一副墨鏡。站長就開始罵了：“你沒長眼睛嗎？這樣也能撞上我！”然后那個人就回答說：“我是一個盲人，我都看不到要在哪里候車了。”站長聽了之后，也見到他是一個殘疾人，便說：“沒事啦，我是這里的站長，如果你不知道哪里候車的話，可以咨詢一下當班的值班員嘛。不過既然你遇上了我，我就幫你帶路吧。”這時候盲人也說了一聲：“好的，非常感謝你。”于是，站長讓盲人一手牽著他，一手摸著扶手，慢慢地下樓梯到乘車站臺。站長拖著盲人慢慢地走，突然腳底下一絆，整個人又甩了一跤，幸好盲人一手扶著墻壁沒有摔倒。這時候站長發火了，起來就說一句：“特么的是誰！”這一次沒有人回答他。于是站長低頭一看，有一個乘客正躺在地上一動也不動了。站長于是就怕了，馬上松開牽著盲人的手，盲人覺察到不對勁，就問：“發生什么事了”站長結結巴巴地回答：“地…地上…躺…躺著…一個人啊！！”盲人顯然要比站長冷靜：“快去看一下他是否還活著”于是站長彎下腰，問一句：“先生請問你還清醒嗎？”沒有回應。于是站長又彎下腰用耳朵貼著他的胸口聽他的心跳聲，可是出人意料地聽不到。站長這時候怕了，他用手擦了一下額頭的汗，然后又顫抖地把手伸向躺著的人鼻子，誰知道這時候傳來呼呼的鼻鼾聲。站長定了一下驚，然后又聞了一下他的衣服，一股很濃烈的酒精味，大概是喝醉酒了吧。于是站長讓醉酒的人繼續躺著，扶了盲人上車之后，然后就來看了一下醉酒的人，結果發現還沒醒。站長本來想著呼叫值班員前來幫忙，但正是午飯時間，值班室空無一人，又不能置醉酒人一直在這里，于是自己便背起醉酒人爬上樓梯直到回到值班室。此時的站長已經氣喘吁吁地，累個半死之下于是什么都不管了，躺在地上呼呼地睡著了…

第三篇：英語話劇劇本

《狼來了》

先放幾段關于碰瓷、小孩扶老大娘等等新聞！

解說：（這是一個最好的時代，這是一個最壞的時代，這是一個講信用的時代，又是一個欺騙的時代；這是一個光明的時代，又是一個黑暗的時代。）這是最好的時代，也是最壞的時代；這是智慧的年代，也是愚蠢的年代；這是信仰的時期，也是懷疑的時期；這是光明的季節，也是黑暗的季節；這是希望的春天，也是失望的冬天；大伙兒面前應有盡有，大伙兒面前一無所有；大伙兒正在直登天堂；大伙兒正在直落地獄。

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way。下面我們組將給大家帶來一個關于社會誠信的話劇，他的名字是《狼來了》，請大家欣賞，謝謝！

第一幕

老大爺1：（一瘸一拐地上場，后面不遠處有一對情侶、兩個群眾中也走著，走著走著老大爺突然摔倒了）啊，疼死了（捂著胸，好像是心臟病發作），好難受呀！（對著周圍的人說）幫幫我吧！

情侶男：（兩個人一起跑過去）大爺，你怎么了？ 情侶女：大爺好像是心臟病發作，（此時大爺已經奄奄一息），快找一找他身上是不是有急救藥！

群眾1：（群眾1、2一起跑過來），我來幫你們，看看兜里面，（翻了一遍）群中2：終于找到了，快給大爺服下（大家一起幫忙，把大爺抬到安全的地方，把藥服下去，不一會大爺就醒過來，精神了許多）（此處可以表演的搞笑一點）

老大爺1：謝謝你們，非常感謝你們，如果沒有你們救我，我現在可能就已經死了！周圍所有人：不用謝，這些都是我們應該做的！情侶女：大爺，你的家在哪里？我們送你回家吧！老大爺1：（很激動的）謝謝你們了，不麻煩你們了，我現在感覺很好了，可以自己回家了！謝謝你們了！

結局：（大爺慢慢地走者，大家站在原地注視著老大爺的背影）大家都說：老大爺注意身體！老大爺1：謝謝，謝謝，這個世界上還是好人多呀，好人多呀！我愛你們，我愛這個美麗的世界！這個世界是如此的美麗。

解說：（《愛的奉獻》歌聲起）這個世界上還是好人多呀！有愛的世界是溫暖的，只要人人都獻出一點愛，這個世界就會變成美麗的人間。

第二幕

（情侶男騎著自行車載著女孩，聽著歌曲，悠哉游哉地騎著，后面一個老大爺2騎著自行車一直跟著這對情侶，想碰瓷騙點錢，突然老大爺2加大速度和這對情侶并行突然倒掉，此時旁邊正好有兩位群眾看到這一情景）

老大爺2：（捂著腿，作痛苦狀）痛死了，痛死了！（對著情侶大喊）你們沒長眼睛嗎？把我的腿都撞折了，賠錢，快賠錢！

情侶男：大爺，你怎么了？我們沒碰到你呀，你怎么會自己倒了呢？你還好吧！老大爺2：（怒吼道）你沒若碰到我，我怎么會倒呢？就是你們碰得我，我才倒掉的！我現在腿折了，不能走路了（作瘸腿的動作），快賠我錢，賠我錢！

情侶女：老大爺，我們真沒碰到你呀！天可以作證，你怎么能訛詐我們呢？ 老大爺2：腿好痛呀，痛死了！救命呀，快救人呀！有人撞人了還不賠錢！群眾1：小伙子呀，我看到剛才的情況了，你沒碰到這位老大爺，你是清白的，我可以證明。群眾2：我也可以證明你們的清白，咱們還是打110吧！讓警察來處理這件事吧！老大爺2：我好痛呀！你們怎么可以這樣對待以為老人呢！我是受害者呀！情侶男：（拿起手機撥打110）喂，你好，我這里是東北大學逸夫教學樓302，這發生了一起交通訛詐事故，我們請求幫助！

（警笛起）

警察：請問，發生什么事了？(Excuse me, what happened)?

老大爺2：（突然爬起來，走了幾步，又瘸起腿來，又坐回去了）警察同志，我被這兩位情侶撞到了，我的腿被撞折了，我好痛呀！

警察1：（對著情侶）是這樣的情況嗎？請你們敘述一下剛才發生的事。

情侶男：我們騎著自行車走著走著就看到這位老大爺自己倒下去了，他自己倒的，我們沒有碰到他。

情侶女：是呀，我們根本沒有碰到他，你可以問問這些群眾呀，他們是目擊者。

警察2：（對著群眾1、2）能敘述一下你看到的情況嗎？(Can you describe what you see?)

群眾1：剛才那位老大爺自己騎著自行車摔倒了，他確要訛詐這對情侶，太不道德了。群眾2：是呀，是那位老大爺自己摔倒的，和那對情侶沒關系，我可以作證。警察1：（對著情侶）現在基本情況已經弄清楚了，你們是無辜的，可以走了。（對著老大爺）老大爺，你感覺還好嗎？所有的人都說你是自己摔倒的，你還有什么要說的嗎？

老大爺：你怎么把他們放走了，我無話可說，就是他們把我撞倒的，就是他們把我撞倒的！為什么為什么？？（捂著腿做痛苦狀）好痛呀，好痛呀！警察2：老大爺，你還好吧，我先送你去醫院吧！(Old man, are you alright, I'll take you to the hospital!)

（警笛聲起，警察1、2載著老人就走了，此處可以表演的搞樂一點）解說：（《

》歌聲起）這個社會本來充滿了愛，充滿了溫暖，可是就是因為這些人的欺騙行為，讓那些擁有愛心的人們一次次受到傷害，這些傷害深深地刺痛了他們的心，一次次沖擊著我們這個社會的道德底線。

第三幕

解說：自從那次老大爺2被警察戳穿后，他依然在行騙，這次他還在路上尋找著目標等待碰瓷，不過這次他的身體確實出現了問題，他的心臟病突然發作了。

老大爺2：（自己一個人騎著自行車，吹著口哨，很悠哉游哉，突然車子倒了，這次他真的犯病了，心臟病發作了）啊，（雙手捂著胸）痛死了，救命呀，救命呀，救命（聲音逐漸變小）啊，啊！

情侶女：老公，你聽，好像有人喊“救命”，你看！前面有個老大爺摔倒了！

（兩個人一起快跑過去，同時后面的兩個群眾也一起跑過去，大家圍在一起看著老大爺）情侶男：啊！我的天呀！這不就是上次騙我們的那位老大爺嗎？ 群眾1：是呀，就是他，我認識他

群眾2：就是他，他又想騙我們呀！沒門，我們決不能再上當受騙了！老大爺2：救救我呀，我真的很痛呀！我這次是真的，救救我吧！情侶男：老大爺，你的演技有很大長進呀，不過我們不會再受騙了！（大家互相看了看對方）

群眾1：是呀，我們不能在一個地方摔倒兩次。群眾2：是呀，我們還是走吧！

情侶女：老公，咱們快走吧，一會就要上課了！快點！大家一塊喊了一句：Let‘s go！老大爺2：（老大爺趴在地上，目光無神，看著大家遠去的背影，伸手朝向遠方，說）救命呀，救命！（哀嘆了一聲）自作孽不可活呀！上帝，下輩子我一定要作一個好人！

（老大爺，作非常痛苦狀，頭磕地，死去！）過了一段時間（急救車聲響起），120急救車來了，下來兩個醫生 醫生1（警察1飾演）：（用聽診器停了一會，又用手試了試鼻子處是否還有呼吸）沒有呼吸了，拿不來吧！醫生2（警察2飾演）：（拿來一塊布，兩個醫生共同把布蓋子尸體上）是呀，如果能及時吃一粒救心丸就好了，太可惜了！(Yes，if it is good to eat a grain of JiuXinWan timely, what a shame!)

（120急救車笛聲響起，結束！）解說：（《

》歌聲起）這樣的結局真的很悲哀，這樣悲哀的故事在現實世界中很多，可能就在此刻還在發生著這樣的事情。這就是“狼來了”的故事，某些人總是在利用大家的愛心，最終真的狼來了的時候，確沒人再愿意獻出愛心，因為愛一旦被欺騙了，就再也無法得到，最終這些人被“狼”吃了！

第四篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本：4人英語話劇 Another day in paradise 場景簡單，語言適中，4個主要人物，推薦。適合課上演出，很有意義，關于親情

Characters: Angel: A chief broadcaster.Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.Anny’s father Anny’s teacher Anny’s classmates Divide the stage into two parts.On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.(幕啟，舞臺左半亮，右半暗)(The phone is ringing)Old woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum.Is that mum? Old woman: Oh, I’m granny.I’m not mum.Anny: I’m sorry.（電話掛斷聲，撥號聲又起）A young woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello!I want mum.Is that mum? Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.（電話繼續響，右半舞臺亮）Angel: Hello!Anny（鼓起勇氣）: I want mum.Is that mum? Angel: Who’s that speaking? Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.Angel: Anny？（充滿疑惑）。（略為思索后，用母親的聲調）Where are you? Anny（仿佛遇見母親，忍不住哭起來）: Mum,（哭聲，欲語淚先流，又猛然驚覺）Mum, mum, I’m not crying.Angel（安慰地，擔心地）: You are a nice little girl.Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved.Mum, don’t you miss me? Angel（慈愛地）: Of course, I do.I do miss you? Anny: Really? Angel: Yes.I miss you so much.Anny: Mummy!Angel: En? Anny: Mummy!Angel: Yes? Anny（笑若銀鈴）(Angel 慈愛地笑，心略有所安)Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.Angel（關切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you? Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now.I felt pain, but I didn’t cry.Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl.Then you won’t come back.Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not? Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推門入，見Anny在打電話，連忙奪過）Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.（對著電話）Sorry, I’m really sorry.The child has disturbed you.Angel: Never mind.I’m a mother, too.I understand her.May I know the truth? Dad: Eh?, her mum isn’t here.So she called and called.Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced? Dad: No, no.I hope she would come back.But?

Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.Dad（回頭看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.Angel:All right.(燈暗景換)On the left: Anny’s sitting room.On the right: Anny’s classroom.（左右同時演繹）Left: Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago.She told me to hide the truth.This is the letter for Anny.Right: Teacher: Children, in this class.Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.Angel, Anny同時，時空錯接，音樂起)Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.Angel: Baby, we have a date.When you are 14, you can find me.Anny: Mummy, we have a date.Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long.I wonder if you have the courage to go on.Anny: Mummy, don’t worry.I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long.I read it every night, again and again.Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth.Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday.Is there anyone to love you all his life? Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up.I believe there is a call to the paradise.I will love Dad.I will love myself.I can fly with my own wings one day.Angel: Anny, my dear.Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way.There are no tears in paradise.(燈亮，謝幕)

第五篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本：5人英語話劇劇本-Yes Means No(似是而非)本文來自: 教客網劇本大全(http://)詳細出處參考：http:// Summary:

Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr.Lawson, to finance his honeymoon.However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request.They make a deal that Mr.Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr.Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T.J.Morgan and losing his own sweet heart--Edith Merrill...TEDDY:(Coming to his father's desk L.)

Dad, there's something I want to tell you.LAWSON: Oh, is that so!What is it?

TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me.LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?

TEDDY: Right away.That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.LAWSON: Oh...I will, will I?(Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.)I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you.You haven't any backbone...you can't say NO!I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it.And you did great.Ha!...If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me(Strolls up C.)TEDDY: I did the best I could!

LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man.(Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say “NO.” At all times NO.Especially in a credit business like mine.But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.(Takes a few steps L.)

TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say “no.”

LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say “no” before I finance any honeymoon.(Lawson is below desk L.Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...!(Listens a second.)NO！!I...said...NO.(Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose.That's final..NO!(Lawson hangs up receiver.Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money..being able to say NO..NO..NO.(Pounds desk with each “No!” Rises and comes to Teddy C.)And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad...and I'll try to make good.LAWSON:(He sneers the last Word and takes a stroll up C.)Do you mean it?

TEDDY: You bet I do

LAWSON:(Coming down L of Teddy.)

TEDDY: All right...I'll give you another chance.You want money for a honeymoon?...Very well!You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.LAWSON: One hundred dollars?

TEDDY: Right!Do you think you can do it? LAWSON: I'll try.TEDDY:(Crosses R to Miss Collins.)Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone.You can sit at my desk.(Miss Collins doesn't move immediately.)NOW!(She jumps and crosses stage.)

COLLINS: Yes, sir!

LAWSON:(Crosses L.)And I don't want you to leave it for a second.Understand?(Miss Collins nods.)And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO.But remember, if he answers YES just once...he forfeits every “NO.”(Turning to Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.(He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)

LAWSON:(Crossing R to door, taking coat and hat from hall-tree.)Very well.You'll be in charge here for one-half hour...(Looks at watch.)Now remember...not one “Yes.”...It must be “NO” to everything.(Lawson exits and slams door.)(Teddy stands for a second smiling.Phone rings, and he rushes across stage to phone on desk L, and picking it up shouts into it.TEDDY: NO..POSITIVELY NO!(Hangs up.Strolls across stage, grinning at Miss Collins, who is amazed.)That's two...put them down.COLLINS:(Writing.)Yes, sir.(Phone rings.Teddy grabs it again, while Miss Collins warns him to be careful.)You better hear who it is, sir.It may be important.TEDDY: Hello?(Repeating what is said to him.)Is Mr.Lawson in? NO!Do I mind speaking for him? NO!What?...NO!

COLLINS:(Rising and pleading.)Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?

TEDDY:(To Miss Collins.)No.Put them all down...there were five of them.(Into phone.)No, no, no!(Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.)I wasn't talking to you...I was talking to Mr.Lawson's secretary.What? No!I should worry? No!(Hangs up.Laughing heartily at his results so far.)COLLINS:(Fearfully.)Aren't you going a little too far, sir?

TEDDY: No!There's another.Are you keeping strict account of them?(Crosses to desk L.)How many are there?

COLLINS: Just...just thirteen, sir.TEDDY:(Taking C and dancing a step.)Thirteen, eh? COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?

TEDDY: No!That makes fourteen!(Teddy crosses to desk R.)Well, that's a trip to California, anyway.(Phone rings.But this time Miss Collins gets it first.)

COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please.(Now to Teddy in a whisper.)It's T.J.Morgan to see your father.TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?

TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr.Lawson? TEDDY: Tell him NO!(Emphatically.Crosses R.)

COLLINS:(Into phone.)No!(Hangs up.)

TEDDY:(Enjoying it all immensely.)Add three more to the list.How many is that now?(Teddy crosses to desk L.)(At this point T.J.Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.)MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in?(Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)

TEDDY: No!(Miss Collins keeps marking every “no.”)

MORGAN:(Turning to Miss Collins L.)Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you?(Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)

TEDDY: No!(Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional “no” on the record.)

MORGAN:(Turning back to Teddy R.)Oh, then it was you?

TEDDY:(Gulping.)No!

MORGAN:(Confused.)Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office? TEDDY: No!

MORGAN: Can't you say anything but “NO-O-O!?” TEDDY:(Imitating his dragged out “No.”)“NO-O-O!”

MORGAN:(Waving his hand in disgust.)You're a silly ass...Will you deny that? TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?..NO!(Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)

MORGAN: You're impossible.You tell him that T.J.Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal.He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?

TEDDY: Why...er..NO!

MORGAN: What?(He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more?(Miss Collins tries to speak.Morgan turns to her quickly.)Were you going to say something? TEDDY: No..Shefifteen-

TEDDY: Don't skip any.COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.TEDDY:(Excitedly, taking stage.)Forty-six? Why, it'll be a trip around the world.I must make it an even fifty.(Offstage R, Lawson's voice is heard in warm argument.)

LAWSON: You just come in here with me.We'll see what this is all about.(He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr.Morgan.They surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.)Now Miss Merrill, ask him before me.EDITH:(Half crying.)Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO!(She staggers back amazed.)

MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say? TEDDY: NO!

LAWSON:(Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.)Don't you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO!(Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.)That makes fifty！!

LAWSON:(Bewildered)What's the idea?

TEDDY: The idea is that I've carried out your orders...I haven't said one...(Catches himself.)what you said not to say.LAWSON:(Shaking fist in Teddy's face.)Do you think I'm a complete idiot? TEDDY: No!(To Miss Collins.)There's another one...put it down.LAWSON:(To Miss Collins.)Don't you DARE put that down.I've had enough of this.MORGAN:(Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.)I think I understand it all now.It was a joke.LAWSON: Absolutely!(Going to door R with Morgan.)We'll talk it over at the club tonight.(Morgan exits R.)TEDDY:(Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.)Make a check for me...for five thousand dollars.Fifty “No's,” you know.LAWSON:(Crossing to desk L.)How could anyone say fifty “No's” in fifteen minutes?

Imagine what I could do in an hour.My middle name is Speed.LAWSON: All right, I'm the goat.I'll give you the check.Then use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Miss Collins seated at it.)Well, what are you doing at my desk?

COLLINS:(Rising, frightened.)Why, you told me to sit here, sir.Shall I go to my own desk, sir? LAWSON:(Shouting.)YES!(Miss Collins crosses R, to her own desk.)TEDDY:(Crossing to his father's desk.)Did I hear you say YES?

LAWSON: NO!(Writes in checkbook.)

EDITH:(Coming to Teddy C.)Oh, Teddy, I see it all now.“No” meant “Yes”..when you said “no.”

TEDDY: “No”..“Yes”...wait...When I said “No”...when I said...I...(Conflised.)Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They kiss and embrace.)

LAWSON:(Rises with check in hand and comes C.)Here's your check.I made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away longer.TEDDY:(Taking check and looking at it.)Why, Dad!You're wonderful..you're marvelous..you're...(Changing tone.)IS IT GOOD?(Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.)Well, come on, darling.Good-bye, Dad...(They both start for door R.)(Teddy catches hand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.)(Lawson and Miss Collins stare after them, Miss Collins chuckling with delight.)The End

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