第一篇：圣誕節英語話劇劇本

圣誕節英語話劇劇本：LOVE AT CHRISMAS EVE愛在平安夜 地點：圣誕老人住所前 人物：三頭馴鹿，即

林登（Linden），大膽不羈，敢于帶頭，天性狡猾。

斯科特（Scott），墻頭草，常與林登站在統一戰線上，一起排斥貝克。貝克（Baker），善良，常常看不慣林登的所作所為。特點是長得胖。場景：圣誕老人住所前

道具：房子，一塊寫著“For Sale”的牌子。ACT ONE第一幕

Voiceover: As the financial crisis is sweeping across the world, The Santa Claus who used to be rich became so pool recently.For him, it’s doubt how to celebrate the Christmas Eve tonight.Look, his three reindeers are walking in front of the house.Let’s listen to what they will say.旁白：隨著金融危機席卷全球，向來出手闊綽的圣誕老人也變得窘迫起來了。今年的平安夜將如何度過，這對于圣誕老人來說，無疑是一個傷腦筋的問題。看，他那三頭馴鹿正在家門口散步呢，讓我們來聽聽它們會透露些什么。

Linden: I hope to eat turkey!Scott: Oh, darling, tonight is Christmas Eve, not Thanksgiving Day.We’re stars tonight!Linden: Star? No, no, tonight the stars are those kids and that guy-----the boss.You know, we haven’t touched meat since last Thanksgiving Day.Now, everyday eats potato, and potato and potato, I hate potato!Now anything is turkey in my eyes.You, and you, are all turkeys.Oh, my turkey.Baker: You're crazy!Linden: I can't bear it any more, so, I plan my job hopping.Baker: You? Job hopping? Serve Obama, I believe he has never eaten a reindeer.Linden: Shut up!You fatty!Scott: Linden is right.Boss owes us so much salary, moreover, I have a big family to support.I think we should take a measure by now.We need to get a life, a classy life.Baker: But it’s due to the financial crisis.Linden: Stop!Scott: Sh~ boss is coming.林登：我想吃火雞！

斯科特：噢，親愛的，今天是平安夜，不是感恩節，今天我們是主角！

林登：不，不，今天的主角是那些孩子——還有老板（圣誕老人）那家伙。你要知道，自從去年感恩節，我們就一直沒有吃過肉。現在每天都是薯條，除了薯條還是薯條，我討厭薯條。現在我的眼里全是火雞。（指著斯科特）你，（指著貝克）還有你，全是火雞。（說完，上前一把抓住貝克的手臂咬了一口）噢，我的火雞。貝克：（一把推開林登）你瘋了！

林登：我受夠了，所以，我決定跳槽。（說完從背后取出一塊牌子，上面寫著“For Sale”）貝克：你跳槽？到奧巴馬那吧，我相信他從未嘗過鹿肉。林登：住嘴，你這死胖子。

斯科特：（冷靜地分析了一下）林登說得對，老板欠了我們好幾個月的工資，何況咱上有老下有小，我想我們是時候采取進一步的措施了。（停頓一會兒，望著天幕）我們需要的是生活，有品位的生活。貝克：可是這都是金融危機惹的禍……（被打斷）林登：住嘴！

斯科特：（聽到背后似乎有聲響）噓~老板來了。（林登急忙把胸前的牌子藏起來）ACT TWO第二幕

Voiceover: The Santa Claus is coming to us.Oh, I have never seen such a pool Santa Claus.Have a look, he is so pool that only has an egg.Oh, my dear, Let me bless you in the name of Jesus.旁白：圣誕老人向我們走來了，噢，我從來沒有見過如此窘迫的圣誕老人，你看，他窮得只剩下一顆蛋了，噢，可憐的孩子，我代表耶穌對他表示無限的同情。

Santa Claus: Year, look into my bag.There just leaves an egg, and that’s my breakfast today.But God just made only a Santa Claus.My dear kids!

Hey!Boys!Go to work, it's our day.圣誕老人：是啊，看看我的禮物袋（將禮物袋口面向觀眾），只剩下一個雞蛋了，而且還是我今天早上吃早飯的時候節約下來的。但是誰叫這世上只有一個圣誕老人呢？可憐的孩子們啊！

（面向馴鹿）嘿，伙計們，照常開工吧！

（這時，馴鹿們正在交頭接耳，似乎在密謀些什么事情。聽到圣誕老人的招喚，懶散地起身準備工作）

ACT THREE第三幕

旁白：圣誕老人坐上了車子，開始降臨人間，但是他萬萬沒有想到，麻煩才剛剛開始，他的車子掛到了樹上（同時打開照明設備）Santa Claus: Oh, my lady gaga!Policeman: Ser, please show me your driving license.Santa Claus: What? My driving license? But I’m, I’m just a Santa Claus.Policeman: I know, everybody can guess it through your dress.And you are a kind old man.But it’s important that, your driving license.Santa Claus: No, I’m just a simple Santa Claus.Policeman: Oh, it’s so serious.Destroy public property.What’s your name? Santa Claus: Santa Claus.Policeman: Santa Claus? Year, I know you, since I was a baby.Is the sled yours in the tree? Santa Claus: Yes.Policeman: Are you sure you haven’t had a drink? Santa Claus: Year, my mum never allow it.Policeman: OK.Very good boy.I’ll detain your sled.Tonight is Christmas Eve, you can dress up as a Santa Claus, but your sled should be parked in your own garden, not in the tree.And, take your pets to go back home.They will scare kids.Happy Christmas Eve!Santa Claus: Happy Christmas Eve.圣誕老人：噢，我的天啊。

警察：（走過來，并不知道對方是真的圣誕老人）先生，請出示您的駕照。（這時，林登和斯科特在圣誕老人背后暗喜，互相擊掌慶賀）

圣誕老人：駕照？但我只是一個圣誕老人。

警察：是的，你是一個和藹可親的老人。但關鍵是，您沒有駕照？ 圣誕老人：沒有。我只是一個普通的圣誕老人。

警察：（低吟）噢，太嚴重了。（同時拿出一個本子和筆，用筆在本子上寫東西，再次低吟）破壞公物。你叫什么名字？

圣誕老人：Santa Claus。

警察：Santa Claus？（詫異，打量圣誕老人，依然堅持認為他是市民裝扮的圣誕老人，并用開玩笑的口氣）噢，我知道你，我從小就認識你。（抬起臉打量掛在樹上車子）掛在樹上的車子是你的？ 圣誕老人：是的。警察：你確定你沒喝酒？

圣誕老人：是的，我的職業從來不允許我喝酒。

警察：好的，車子我扣留下來了。今晚是平安夜，你可以假扮圣誕老人，但你的車子應該停在你們家花園里，而不是掛在樹上，還有，（指著三頭馴鹿）把你的寵物們帶回家，它們的樣子會嚇到孩子的。（馴鹿們互相看看了對方，相當氣憤）

平安夜快樂！

圣誕老人：（眼看東西被扣留，無奈地攤開雙手）平安夜快樂…… ACT FOUR 第四幕

Voiceover: The crows have broken up in the cold midnight.Santa Claus and the reindeers are walking in the street alone.They have no sleds, no food, they just have sorrow and hunger.旁白：寒冷的午夜，慶賀圣誕的人潮已經退去，圣誕老人和他的寵物們孤單地走在馬路上，他們沒有了車子，沒有食物，他們只有難過和饑餓……（這時，聚光燈照向他們。背景音樂：寒風呼嘯）Baker: I hate Franklin Raines!Linden: I hate all the Americans!Linden: No, it’s my fault.Voiceover: On the other side of the road.A little match-girl is also walking forward.She has no hat, no gloves, and no sweater.She just has a couple of large slippers and a pile of matches.She stares at the chicken in the show-window, only finding she didn’t touch any food for one day.Little match-girl: Wow~ Smell so delicious.Who needs match? Little match-girl: Ser, do you need some matches? Little match-girl: It should be so nice if I can use a stick of match from them for warmth.But my dad can’t allow me do that.Grandma, I miss you.Where you are? I remember you would give me a warm egg every Christmas Eve in the past.You said the Santa Claus would tuck some gifts into my socks.But, I have no even a pair of socks.How will the Santa Claus get in touch with me? Little match-girl: You are…

Santa Claus: Year, I’m Santa Claus.Oh, my son.Why do you stay in the cold corner by yourself in the midnight? Where are your parents? Little match-girl: I…

Santa Claus: I see, I’m your grandpa.Oh, son, you must be very hungry.Little match-girl: Egg? It’s really egg? Santa Claus: Year.Little match-girl: Oh, hooray, I also got a gift from the Santa Claus!

My grandpa, are you hungry, too? Santa Claus: No, no, it’s your only food.Little match-girl: No, I-----I have an egg.Santa Claus: Thank you!The reindeers: Thanks!Santa Claus: Son, why don’t you eat it? Little match-girl: I want to save it to my mum.Santa Claus: Son, you are my good son!Voiceover: This is a lonely Christmas Eve but be full of love.How can you say a perfect Christmas Eve should be a gifts’ Christmas Eve? Santa Claus also has a bad time, but a truth tells us: The one is full of love, the one has a full life.Happy Christmas Eve!Happy Christmas!貝克：（垂頭喪氣）我討厭富蘭克林?雷恩斯！（Franklin Raines，金融危機的罪魁禍首）斯科特：我討厭所有的美國人！（暗指是資本主義制度才是真正的罪魁禍首）林登：不，這都是我的錯（指撞樹事件）。（這時，聚光燈照向賣火柴的小女孩。）

旁白：在馬路的另一邊，賣火柴的小女孩也在艱難地前進，她沒有帽子，沒有手套，沒有毛衣，她只有一對大大的拖鞋和一堆賣不出去的火柴。她望著櫥窗里的烤雞，才發現自己已經一天都沒吃過飯了…… 小女孩：（停住腳步，望著櫥窗，做聞了聞狀）真香！（摸了摸肚子，繼續前行，用無力的聲音叫喊著）誰需要火柴~ 小女孩：（這時，一個路人走過，她拉了拉他的衣袖）先生，您需要火柴嗎？（馬上被路人甩開，路人消失）（這時，照明全開，小女孩失望地在一個角落坐了下來）

小女孩：（取出一根火柴，舉在臉前，盯著它看）如果我能從這火柴盒里抽出一根取暖，那該多好啊，可是爸爸知道了一定會罵我的。

（將火柴收回，托著下巴）奶奶，我想念您，你在哪里？以前每到平安夜您都會煮一個雞蛋給我吃。您還說，圣誕老人會把禮物塞到在我的襪子里呢。但是……（看看自己的雙腳）我連襪子都沒有，圣誕老人又怎么會來給我送禮物呢。

（圣誕老人和他的馴鹿們路過了，他看到了獨自坐在一角的小女孩，走了過去。同時，小女孩抬起頭，看到了圣誕老人，神情變得詫異而興奮，她不敢相信眼前的一切，不由自主地站了起來）小女孩：你是……

圣誕老人：是的，我是圣誕老人。噢，我可憐的孩子，這么冷的天氣，你為什么一個人呆在街上，你的爸媽呢？

小女孩：我……（哽咽）

圣誕老人：（圣誕老人打量了一下小女孩，明白到這是一個孤苦的孩子，于是上前挽著她，兩人慢慢坐下）我知道了，我就是你的爺爺。（這時小女孩的肚子咕嚕咕嚕地叫了）噢，孩子，你一定很餓了。（說完從禮物袋里掏出一個雞蛋，遞給小女孩）小女孩：（很激動地）雞蛋？真的是雞蛋嗎？ 圣誕老人：是的。

小女孩：（忍不住跳了起來）噢，耶，雞蛋！（說完，圣誕老人的肚子也咕嚕咕嚕地叫了起來）（兩人愣了一下，互相看著對方，圣誕老人露出尷尬的表情，似笑非笑，支支吾吾）

小女孩：（面向圣誕老人，蹲了下來）爺爺，您肚子也餓了吧？（說完，馬上從口袋里掏出一些面包屑分給圣誕老人和馴鹿們）

圣誕老人：不，不，這是你唯一的食物。

小女孩：不，我還有……（想了想）我還有一個雞蛋呢！（說完舉起雞蛋）（在小女孩的熱情下，圣誕老人只好收下那一點點面包屑）圣誕老人：謝謝！（說完，轉過身又把面包屑分給馴鹿們）馴鹿們：（十分感動地看著圣誕老人）謝謝！（于是兩人又坐了下來）

圣誕老人：（看著小女孩手中緊握的雞蛋）孩子，怎么不吃？ 小女孩：（緊緊地握著雞蛋）我要把它帶回家，讓我媽媽吃。圣誕老人：（眼里飽含淚水）孩子，你真是個好孩子！

（說完，圣誕老人脫下了圣誕服，披在了小女孩身上，緩緩謝幕）

旁白：這是一個凄清卻又充滿愛的平安夜，誰說只有收到各種各樣漂亮的禮物才能度過一 個完美的平安夜呢？圣誕老人也有窮得響叮當的時候，但是充滿愛的人卻擁有一生 的財富。祝您平安夜快樂！圣誕節快樂！

第二篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本：4人英語話劇 Another day in paradise 場景簡單，語言適中，4個主要人物，推薦。適合課上演出，很有意義，關于親情

Characters: Angel: A chief broadcaster.Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.Anny’s father Anny’s teacher Anny’s classmates Divide the stage into two parts.On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.(幕啟，舞臺左半亮，右半暗)(The phone is ringing)Old woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum.Is that mum? Old woman: Oh, I’m granny.I’m not mum.Anny: I’m sorry.（電話掛斷聲，撥號聲又起）A young woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello!I want mum.Is that mum? Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.（電話繼續響，右半舞臺亮）Angel: Hello!Anny（鼓起勇氣）: I want mum.Is that mum? Angel: Who’s that speaking? Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.Angel: Anny？（充滿疑惑）。（略為思索后，用母親的聲調）Where are you? Anny（仿佛遇見母親，忍不住哭起來）: Mum,（哭聲，欲語淚先流，又猛然驚覺）Mum, mum, I’m not crying.Angel（安慰地，擔心地）: You are a nice little girl.Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved.Mum, don’t you miss me? Angel（慈愛地）: Of course, I do.I do miss you? Anny: Really? Angel: Yes.I miss you so much.Anny: Mummy!Angel: En? Anny: Mummy!Angel: Yes? Anny（笑若銀鈴）(Angel 慈愛地笑，心略有所安)Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.Angel（關切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you? Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now.I felt pain, but I didn’t cry.Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl.Then you won’t come back.Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not? Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推門入，見Anny在打電話，連忙奪過）Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.（對著電話）Sorry, I’m really sorry.The child has disturbed you.Angel: Never mind.I’m a mother, too.I understand her.May I know the truth? Dad: Eh?, her mum isn’t here.So she called and called.Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced? Dad: No, no.I hope she would come back.But?

Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.Dad（回頭看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.Angel:All right.(燈暗景換)On the left: Anny’s sitting room.On the right: Anny’s classroom.（左右同時演繹）Left: Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago.She told me to hide the truth.This is the letter for Anny.Right: Teacher: Children, in this class.Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.Angel, Anny同時，時空錯接，音樂起)Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.Angel: Baby, we have a date.When you are 14, you can find me.Anny: Mummy, we have a date.Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long.I wonder if you have the courage to go on.Anny: Mummy, don’t worry.I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long.I read it every night, again and again.Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth.Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday.Is there anyone to love you all his life? Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up.I believe there is a call to the paradise.I will love Dad.I will love myself.I can fly with my own wings one day.Angel: Anny, my dear.Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way.There are no tears in paradise.(燈亮，謝幕)

第三篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本

在一個鳥語花香的一個早上，站長一如既往地坐在辦公室，一邊翹著二郎腿，一邊單手拿起一本咖啡喝。在他的眼里，他覺得，今天又是一個休閑的日子，只要坐在辦公室，有空出去外面巡查一下環境，就可以回家看電視去了。但他沒有想到，今天在他的身邊竟然會發生一些令他抓破頭皮的事情。

他喝完咖啡，慢悠悠地走出值班室，挺著一個大肚子，威武地巡視著地鐵站內的人群。每個人都匆匆地來匆匆地去，從來沒有留意過身邊的人和事。站長這個時候伸伸懶腰，正準備回值班室大睡一覺的時候，突然不知道哪里出來的一個人把他撞倒了。站長甩了一個跟頭，挺笨拙地爬起來剛想大罵一頓的時候，卻首先聽到一把聲音，有點怯懦地說：“對不起對不起” 站長這個時候擦擦眼睛，開始打量眼前的這個人：他的衣著很隨意，臟兮兮的樣子，而且還帶著一副墨鏡。站長就開始罵了：“你沒長眼睛嗎？這樣也能撞上我！”然后那個人就回答說：“我是一個盲人，我都看不到要在哪里候車了。”站長聽了之后，也見到他是一個殘疾人，便說：“沒事啦，我是這里的站長，如果你不知道哪里候車的話，可以咨詢一下當班的值班員嘛。不過既然你遇上了我，我就幫你帶路吧。”這時候盲人也說了一聲：“好的，非常感謝你。”于是，站長讓盲人一手牽著他，一手摸著扶手，慢慢地下樓梯到乘車站臺。站長拖著盲人慢慢地走，突然腳底下一絆，整個人又甩了一跤，幸好盲人一手扶著墻壁沒有摔倒。這時候站長發火了，起來就說一句：“特么的是誰！”這一次沒有人回答他。于是站長低頭一看，有一個乘客正躺在地上一動也不動了。站長于是就怕了，馬上松開牽著盲人的手，盲人覺察到不對勁，就問：“發生什么事了”站長結結巴巴地回答：“地…地上…躺…躺著…一個人啊！！”盲人顯然要比站長冷靜：“快去看一下他是否還活著”于是站長彎下腰，問一句：“先生請問你還清醒嗎？”沒有回應。于是站長又彎下腰用耳朵貼著他的胸口聽他的心跳聲，可是出人意料地聽不到。站長這時候怕了，他用手擦了一下額頭的汗，然后又顫抖地把手伸向躺著的人鼻子，誰知道這時候傳來呼呼的鼻鼾聲。站長定了一下驚，然后又聞了一下他的衣服，一股很濃烈的酒精味，大概是喝醉酒了吧。于是站長讓醉酒的人繼續躺著，扶了盲人上車之后，然后就來看了一下醉酒的人，結果發現還沒醒。站長本來想著呼叫值班員前來幫忙，但正是午飯時間，值班室空無一人，又不能置醉酒人一直在這里，于是自己便背起醉酒人爬上樓梯直到回到值班室。此時的站長已經氣喘吁吁地，累個半死之下于是什么都不管了，躺在地上呼呼地睡著了…

第四篇：英語話劇劇本

Have you finished packing？ 情景一

Mike :Hi, we are going to take advantage ofour two weeks vacation to have a relaxed trip.So where do you want to go for our trip?

Mina :Awesome!I am looking forward to going to London.!we are going to take advantage of the beautiful London’s scenery in the winter and have a” winter date week”Dave : Oh, that sounds nice!London is always extremelypretty this time of year.I just love it!

Mike: Nice , but this long distance trip is starting to wear me down.I amthinking that we’d do a little hiking.No matter where we gobut there is a really nice trail about five hour away from our house.It’s through the woods and so I’m sure it will look beautiful.Mina: Oh ,brother, You know that London is the place where I really want to go.I had read online that it was a decent place ,and I can’t forget how beautiful that is!

Dave : I agree with Mina.We have two weeks vacation not two days, sowe should have a long trip.Mike: Ok, ok, I guess I’ll agree to that , but only on one condition.市銷話劇第二組

Mina and Dave: what’s that?

Mike: I want take some beautiful photos in this vacation ,so you must promisethat there are many beautiful sceneriesin the place where we go for trip.Mina: London is home to some of the most iconic attractions in the word from historic landmarks such as the Tower of London to more recent constructions likes the London Eye.So there is no need to worry about that.Dave: I believe that you will be snapping away like crazy.So we will go to London.情景二

Mike : what should we prepare for our trip? We should make a plan before we start packing.Mina :Sounds like a good idea.We should get the tourist visa and book plane tickets.Dave :Oh ,dear, How about my plants and dog?

Mike : Don’t worry ,how about give our house key to Haining Zhang, and she will take care of our house when we out.Mina : That sounds great.What’s more don’t forget to unplug TV and electrical stuff.Mike :So I will call Haining zhang.But where is my cell phone?市銷話劇第二組

Oh, my cell phone!I lost my cell phone!

Dave :The kitchen.It’s in the kitchen.I saw it this morning.Mike :I get it.Ta-dah

Mina and Dave are packing.Haining: Hi, Mike ,this is Haining Zhang, how are you ? Mike : I am fine ,and you ?

Haining: I am fine , anythingalse?

Mike : Dear, we well have a two weeks trip, could you take care of our house in that time.Haining : Ok, no problem.What can I do for you?

Mike : Could you water my plants and feed my dog? I don’t want to put the dog in the kennel.Haining : Sure, it’s my pleasure.Have you finished packing? Mike : yeah , I have finished everything.Dave and Mina are packing now.these two they’re never prepared.Mina : Oh my god, where is my wallet!I can’t find it anywhere.Mike Bathroom.Mina : Are you sure? So strange.(hold up he wallet)I get it.Dave : Where is the tourist visa and tickets, and do you know where I put it ?

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Mike : Here, on the table.Dave get it.Mina :Mike!we’ll be late!Let’s go!

Haining :Have a great trip!

Mina ,Mike ,Dave, Bye , Haining.Mike : Does everyone have everything?

Mina , Dave: Yep!

Mike , Let’s go!

情景三

Dave :I don’t remember where I put the tourist visa and plane tickets.Mike: Oh ,no!there are only one hour left.Dave : Let me think, oh ,there it is ,I put it on the dresser.Mike ,Mina : what a relief!now ,London here come!

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第五篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本：5人英語話劇劇本-Yes Means No(似是而非)本文來自: 教客網劇本大全(http://)詳細出處參考：http:// Summary:

Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr.Lawson, to finance his honeymoon.However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request.They make a deal that Mr.Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr.Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T.J.Morgan and losing his own sweet heart--Edith Merrill...TEDDY:(Coming to his father's desk L.)

Dad, there's something I want to tell you.LAWSON: Oh, is that so!What is it?

TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me.LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?

TEDDY: Right away.That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.LAWSON: Oh...I will, will I?(Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.)I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you.You haven't any backbone...you can't say NO!I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it.And you did great.Ha!...If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me(Strolls up C.)TEDDY: I did the best I could!

LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man.(Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say “NO.” At all times NO.Especially in a credit business like mine.But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.(Takes a few steps L.)

TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say “no.”

LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say “no” before I finance any honeymoon.(Lawson is below desk L.Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...!(Listens a second.)NO！!I...said...NO.(Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose.That's final..NO!(Lawson hangs up receiver.Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money..being able to say NO..NO..NO.(Pounds desk with each “No!” Rises and comes to Teddy C.)And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad...and I'll try to make good.LAWSON:(He sneers the last Word and takes a stroll up C.)Do you mean it?

TEDDY: You bet I do

LAWSON:(Coming down L of Teddy.)

TEDDY: All right...I'll give you another chance.You want money for a honeymoon?...Very well!You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.LAWSON: One hundred dollars?

TEDDY: Right!Do you think you can do it? LAWSON: I'll try.TEDDY:(Crosses R to Miss Collins.)Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone.You can sit at my desk.(Miss Collins doesn't move immediately.)NOW!(She jumps and crosses stage.)

COLLINS: Yes, sir!

LAWSON:(Crosses L.)And I don't want you to leave it for a second.Understand?(Miss Collins nods.)And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO.But remember, if he answers YES just once...he forfeits every “NO.”(Turning to Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.(He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)

LAWSON:(Crossing R to door, taking coat and hat from hall-tree.)Very well.You'll be in charge here for one-half hour...(Looks at watch.)Now remember...not one “Yes.”...It must be “NO” to everything.(Lawson exits and slams door.)(Teddy stands for a second smiling.Phone rings, and he rushes across stage to phone on desk L, and picking it up shouts into it.TEDDY: NO..POSITIVELY NO!(Hangs up.Strolls across stage, grinning at Miss Collins, who is amazed.)That's two...put them down.COLLINS:(Writing.)Yes, sir.(Phone rings.Teddy grabs it again, while Miss Collins warns him to be careful.)You better hear who it is, sir.It may be important.TEDDY: Hello?(Repeating what is said to him.)Is Mr.Lawson in? NO!Do I mind speaking for him? NO!What?...NO!

COLLINS:(Rising and pleading.)Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?

TEDDY:(To Miss Collins.)No.Put them all down...there were five of them.(Into phone.)No, no, no!(Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.)I wasn't talking to you...I was talking to Mr.Lawson's secretary.What? No!I should worry? No!(Hangs up.Laughing heartily at his results so far.)COLLINS:(Fearfully.)Aren't you going a little too far, sir?

TEDDY: No!There's another.Are you keeping strict account of them?(Crosses to desk L.)How many are there?

COLLINS: Just...just thirteen, sir.TEDDY:(Taking C and dancing a step.)Thirteen, eh? COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?

TEDDY: No!That makes fourteen!(Teddy crosses to desk R.)Well, that's a trip to California, anyway.(Phone rings.But this time Miss Collins gets it first.)

COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please.(Now to Teddy in a whisper.)It's T.J.Morgan to see your father.TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?

TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr.Lawson? TEDDY: Tell him NO!(Emphatically.Crosses R.)

COLLINS:(Into phone.)No!(Hangs up.)

TEDDY:(Enjoying it all immensely.)Add three more to the list.How many is that now?(Teddy crosses to desk L.)(At this point T.J.Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.)MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in?(Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)

TEDDY: No!(Miss Collins keeps marking every “no.”)

MORGAN:(Turning to Miss Collins L.)Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you?(Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)

TEDDY: No!(Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional “no” on the record.)

MORGAN:(Turning back to Teddy R.)Oh, then it was you?

TEDDY:(Gulping.)No!

MORGAN:(Confused.)Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office? TEDDY: No!

MORGAN: Can't you say anything but “NO-O-O!?” TEDDY:(Imitating his dragged out “No.”)“NO-O-O!”

MORGAN:(Waving his hand in disgust.)You're a silly ass...Will you deny that? TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?..NO!(Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)

MORGAN: You're impossible.You tell him that T.J.Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal.He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?

TEDDY: Why...er..NO!

MORGAN: What?(He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more?(Miss Collins tries to speak.Morgan turns to her quickly.)Were you going to say something? TEDDY: No..Shefifteen-

TEDDY: Don't skip any.COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.TEDDY:(Excitedly, taking stage.)Forty-six? Why, it'll be a trip around the world.I must make it an even fifty.(Offstage R, Lawson's voice is heard in warm argument.)

LAWSON: You just come in here with me.We'll see what this is all about.(He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr.Morgan.They surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.)Now Miss Merrill, ask him before me.EDITH:(Half crying.)Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO!(She staggers back amazed.)

MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say? TEDDY: NO!

LAWSON:(Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.)Don't you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO!(Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.)That makes fifty！!

LAWSON:(Bewildered)What's the idea?

TEDDY: The idea is that I've carried out your orders...I haven't said one...(Catches himself.)what you said not to say.LAWSON:(Shaking fist in Teddy's face.)Do you think I'm a complete idiot? TEDDY: No!(To Miss Collins.)There's another one...put it down.LAWSON:(To Miss Collins.)Don't you DARE put that down.I've had enough of this.MORGAN:(Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.)I think I understand it all now.It was a joke.LAWSON: Absolutely!(Going to door R with Morgan.)We'll talk it over at the club tonight.(Morgan exits R.)TEDDY:(Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.)Make a check for me...for five thousand dollars.Fifty “No's,” you know.LAWSON:(Crossing to desk L.)How could anyone say fifty “No's” in fifteen minutes?

Imagine what I could do in an hour.My middle name is Speed.LAWSON: All right, I'm the goat.I'll give you the check.Then use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Miss Collins seated at it.)Well, what are you doing at my desk?

COLLINS:(Rising, frightened.)Why, you told me to sit here, sir.Shall I go to my own desk, sir? LAWSON:(Shouting.)YES!(Miss Collins crosses R, to her own desk.)TEDDY:(Crossing to his father's desk.)Did I hear you say YES?

LAWSON: NO!(Writes in checkbook.)

EDITH:(Coming to Teddy C.)Oh, Teddy, I see it all now.“No” meant “Yes”..when you said “no.”

TEDDY: “No”..“Yes”...wait...When I said “No”...when I said...I...(Conflised.)Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They kiss and embrace.)

LAWSON:(Rises with check in hand and comes C.)Here's your check.I made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away longer.TEDDY:(Taking check and looking at it.)Why, Dad!You're wonderful..you're marvelous..you're...(Changing tone.)IS IT GOOD?(Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.)Well, come on, darling.Good-bye, Dad...(They both start for door R.)(Teddy catches hand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.)(Lawson and Miss Collins stare after them, Miss Collins chuckling with delight.)The End

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