第一篇：精簡英語話劇劇本

仲夏夜之夢

不要害怕并聽我說，明天晚上，我將在城外幾哩的樹林里等你，如果你真的愛我，就和我一起逃離這傷心的城市吧。Hermia: I will because I love you so.我會的，因為我如此愛你。(Helena上場)Helena: Hello!Hermia.嗨，荷米亞。

Hermia: I’m so glad to see you, my friend!我很高興見到你，我的朋友。

Helena: But Demetrious love you.Oh, teach me how to attract his eyes, please? 但是狄米崔斯愛的是你，請教我如何吸引他的目光吧？

Hermia: Take comfort, he no more shall see my face.Tomorrow night Lysander and myself will fly this place.We’ll meet in the wood.Please pray for us and don’t tell others, good-bye!(下)放心吧，他再也不會看見我的臉了，明晚萊賽德和我將要逃離此地，我們相約在森林里見面，請你為我們祈禱，并且不要告訴其他人，再見。Helena: I will go tell Demetrious of fair Hermia’s flight, and then he’ll pursue her.I just want to have his sight again.(下)我要去告訴狄米崔斯,美麗的荷米亞將要離開，然后他將會去追尋她，而我只是想再看見他的容貌。

我在這兒，我的主人。

Oberon: Fetch me the juice of that little purple flower, laid on the eyelids of those who sleep, will make them, when they awake, love madly the first thing they see crazily.替我把花拿來，一旦將那紫色小花的汁液滴在睡眠者的眼皮上，當他們醒來時，便會瘋狂的愛上所看到的

別這麼說，萊賽德。你不愛荷米亞嗎？

Lysander: I don’t love her at all.For me, she is just a black raven, and you are a white dove.我一點也不愛她，對我而言，她只是只烏鴉，而你是只白鴿。

Helena: Oh!Why was I born to be mocked and though nothing of by everyone? Is it not enough, young man? That a lady, of one man refused, should of another be so abused!(下)

Hermia: Ay!I had the same dream!哎！我做了同樣的夢！

Helena: Me, too.Now I just wonder if Demetrious love me as in the dream? 我也是，現在，我只想知道狄米崔斯是否還像夢中那樣的愛著我？ Demetrious: Helena, I promise, now all my faith and all virtue of my heart is only you!海倫娜，我保證我一切的忠信一切的心思只屬於你 Hermia: Oh!Here comes my father 噢，我父親來了。

Egeus: You!You dare to get far away!I’ll beg the law, the law, upon your head!Demetrious, I’m so sorry!你，你竟敢逃離！我將要求依法懲辦你！狄米崔斯，真抱歉！Demetrious: Don’t say that.Now the lady I want to marry is Helena 別這麼說，現在我想娶的是海倫娜。.Egeus: Is it true? 真的嗎？

Lysander: Yes, it is.Please, please let Hermia marry me too, I’ll bring her happiness, I swear.是的。也請把荷米亞嫁給我吧，我會帶給她快樂的，我保證。Hermia: Oh!Dad!Please, he is really a perfect guy.喔，爸爸！請答應吧，他真的是個完美的人。

Egeus: Hmmm…, since Demetrious wouldn’t marry you, I will no longer opposed your marriage with Lysander.Now, you these lover, can we come home? 嗯，既然狄米崔斯不娶你，我也不再反對你嫁給萊賽德。現在，你們這些戀人，我們回家吧？

四人：Yes!(大家一起離開森林)Oberon: Look!What the sweet couples they are!看！他們兩對戀人是多麼甜蜜！Titania: I like to see their smiling face.我喜歡看見他們的笑臉。

Puck: I also like to hear their laughter.我也喜歡聽到他們的笑聲。

Puck: And now they have only to think that they have been asleep and dreaming.And I hope no one will be so hard to please as to be offended with this pretty, harmless Midsummer Night’s Dream.現在，就把它當作睡覺時的奇幻夢境吧！同時我希望沒有人會對這一個美麗且無害的仲夏夜之夢仍然生著氣。

Lysander:Do not go gentle Helena ,let me explain!My love!My love and my soul!不要走，溫柔的海麗娜，聽我解釋！我的愛！我的生命！我的靈魂！Helena:How nice to say ah!多好聽的話！

Hermia:Dear,don't make gibes about her like that.親愛的，不要那樣嘲笑她。

Demetrious:In order to Helena,I want to duel with you!為了海麗娜，我要與你決斗！

Lysander:If you say so,then pull out the sword to prove it!如果你這樣說，那么把劍拔出來證明一下吧！Hermia:Lysander,how all these things？

拉山德，這一切究竟是怎么一回事？

Lysander:Go away!You this ugly eight strange!Demetrious,I wouldn't have copped out on you!走開！你這丑八怪！狄米崔斯，我一定不會失信于你！

Hermia:Why did you become so cruel?What is the reason？Lover…… 為什么你變得如此兇暴？究竟是什么緣故呢？愛人……(哭著下場)Lysander:Bad guy where are you!This pace faster than me,let me rest here.As long as the dawn,I will seize him and pay off old scores……

壞人你在哪！這個壞人的腳步比我快得多，讓我在這休息一下吧。只要黎明到來，我就可以抓住他報仇雪恨了……(睡去)Demetrious:Lysander!You just can't see me!From here fled there!You are at the mercy of me!Now,off you go!Tatigue forced me to pour in the cold groud,waiting for the dawn……拉山德！你全然不敢見我！從這兒逃到那兒！你這是在擺布我！現在，去你的吧！疲乏迫使我倒在這寒冷的地上，等候著白天的降臨……(睡去)Helena:The weary night!Dawn for you as soon as possible to shine!Please let me take you back to the Athens out of this group of people!疲乏的夜啊！晨光求你快些照耀起來吧！讓我載著你回到雅典，離開這群人吧！(睡去)Hermia:Never so exhausted，Never so sad.If they really want to duel for God bless Lysander!從來不曾這樣疲憊過，從來不曾這樣悲痛過。要是他們真的要決斗的話，愿天保佑拉山德吧！(睡去)

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第二篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本：4人英語話劇 Another day in paradise 場景簡單，語言適中，4個主要人物，推薦。適合課上演出，很有意義，關于親情

Characters: Angel: A chief broadcaster.Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.Anny’s father Anny’s teacher Anny’s classmates Divide the stage into two parts.On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.(幕啟，舞臺左半亮，右半暗)(The phone is ringing)Old woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum.Is that mum? Old woman: Oh, I’m granny.I’m not mum.Anny: I’m sorry.（電話掛斷聲，撥號聲又起）A young woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello!I want mum.Is that mum? Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.（電話繼續響，右半舞臺亮）Angel: Hello!Anny（鼓起勇氣）: I want mum.Is that mum? Angel: Who’s that speaking? Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.Angel: Anny？（充滿疑惑）。（略為思索后，用母親的聲調）Where are you? Anny（仿佛遇見母親，忍不住哭起來）: Mum,（哭聲，欲語淚先流，又猛然驚覺）Mum, mum, I’m not crying.Angel（安慰地，擔心地）: You are a nice little girl.Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved.Mum, don’t you miss me? Angel（慈愛地）: Of course, I do.I do miss you? Anny: Really? Angel: Yes.I miss you so much.Anny: Mummy!Angel: En? Anny: Mummy!Angel: Yes? Anny（笑若銀鈴）(Angel 慈愛地笑，心略有所安)Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.Angel（關切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you? Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now.I felt pain, but I didn’t cry.Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl.Then you won’t come back.Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not? Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推門入，見Anny在打電話，連忙奪過）Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.（對著電話）Sorry, I’m really sorry.The child has disturbed you.Angel: Never mind.I’m a mother, too.I understand her.May I know the truth? Dad: Eh?, her mum isn’t here.So she called and called.Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced? Dad: No, no.I hope she would come back.But?

Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.Dad（回頭看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.Angel:All right.(燈暗景換)On the left: Anny’s sitting room.On the right: Anny’s classroom.（左右同時演繹）Left: Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago.She told me to hide the truth.This is the letter for Anny.Right: Teacher: Children, in this class.Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.Angel, Anny同時，時空錯接，音樂起)Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.Angel: Baby, we have a date.When you are 14, you can find me.Anny: Mummy, we have a date.Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long.I wonder if you have the courage to go on.Anny: Mummy, don’t worry.I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long.I read it every night, again and again.Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth.Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday.Is there anyone to love you all his life? Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up.I believe there is a call to the paradise.I will love Dad.I will love myself.I can fly with my own wings one day.Angel: Anny, my dear.Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way.There are no tears in paradise.(燈亮，謝幕)

第三篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本

在一個鳥語花香的一個早上，站長一如既往地坐在辦公室，一邊翹著二郎腿，一邊單手拿起一本咖啡喝。在他的眼里，他覺得，今天又是一個休閑的日子，只要坐在辦公室，有空出去外面巡查一下環境，就可以回家看電視去了。但他沒有想到，今天在他的身邊竟然會發生一些令他抓破頭皮的事情。

他喝完咖啡，慢悠悠地走出值班室，挺著一個大肚子，威武地巡視著地鐵站內的人群。每個人都匆匆地來匆匆地去，從來沒有留意過身邊的人和事。站長這個時候伸伸懶腰，正準備回值班室大睡一覺的時候，突然不知道哪里出來的一個人把他撞倒了。站長甩了一個跟頭，挺笨拙地爬起來剛想大罵一頓的時候，卻首先聽到一把聲音，有點怯懦地說：“對不起對不起” 站長這個時候擦擦眼睛，開始打量眼前的這個人：他的衣著很隨意，臟兮兮的樣子，而且還帶著一副墨鏡。站長就開始罵了：“你沒長眼睛嗎？這樣也能撞上我！”然后那個人就回答說：“我是一個盲人，我都看不到要在哪里候車了。”站長聽了之后，也見到他是一個殘疾人，便說：“沒事啦，我是這里的站長，如果你不知道哪里候車的話，可以咨詢一下當班的值班員嘛。不過既然你遇上了我，我就幫你帶路吧。”這時候盲人也說了一聲：“好的，非常感謝你。”于是，站長讓盲人一手牽著他，一手摸著扶手，慢慢地下樓梯到乘車站臺。站長拖著盲人慢慢地走，突然腳底下一絆，整個人又甩了一跤，幸好盲人一手扶著墻壁沒有摔倒。這時候站長發火了，起來就說一句：“特么的是誰！”這一次沒有人回答他。于是站長低頭一看，有一個乘客正躺在地上一動也不動了。站長于是就怕了，馬上松開牽著盲人的手，盲人覺察到不對勁，就問：“發生什么事了”站長結結巴巴地回答：“地…地上…躺…躺著…一個人啊！！”盲人顯然要比站長冷靜：“快去看一下他是否還活著”于是站長彎下腰，問一句：“先生請問你還清醒嗎？”沒有回應。于是站長又彎下腰用耳朵貼著他的胸口聽他的心跳聲，可是出人意料地聽不到。站長這時候怕了，他用手擦了一下額頭的汗，然后又顫抖地把手伸向躺著的人鼻子，誰知道這時候傳來呼呼的鼻鼾聲。站長定了一下驚，然后又聞了一下他的衣服，一股很濃烈的酒精味，大概是喝醉酒了吧。于是站長讓醉酒的人繼續躺著，扶了盲人上車之后，然后就來看了一下醉酒的人，結果發現還沒醒。站長本來想著呼叫值班員前來幫忙，但正是午飯時間，值班室空無一人，又不能置醉酒人一直在這里，于是自己便背起醉酒人爬上樓梯直到回到值班室。此時的站長已經氣喘吁吁地，累個半死之下于是什么都不管了，躺在地上呼呼地睡著了…

第四篇：英語話劇劇本

Have you finished packing？ 情景一

Mike :Hi, we are going to take advantage ofour two weeks vacation to have a relaxed trip.So where do you want to go for our trip?

Mina :Awesome!I am looking forward to going to London.!we are going to take advantage of the beautiful London’s scenery in the winter and have a” winter date week”Dave : Oh, that sounds nice!London is always extremelypretty this time of year.I just love it!

Mike: Nice , but this long distance trip is starting to wear me down.I amthinking that we’d do a little hiking.No matter where we gobut there is a really nice trail about five hour away from our house.It’s through the woods and so I’m sure it will look beautiful.Mina: Oh ,brother, You know that London is the place where I really want to go.I had read online that it was a decent place ,and I can’t forget how beautiful that is!

Dave : I agree with Mina.We have two weeks vacation not two days, sowe should have a long trip.Mike: Ok, ok, I guess I’ll agree to that , but only on one condition.市銷話劇第二組

Mina and Dave: what’s that?

Mike: I want take some beautiful photos in this vacation ,so you must promisethat there are many beautiful sceneriesin the place where we go for trip.Mina: London is home to some of the most iconic attractions in the word from historic landmarks such as the Tower of London to more recent constructions likes the London Eye.So there is no need to worry about that.Dave: I believe that you will be snapping away like crazy.So we will go to London.情景二

Mike : what should we prepare for our trip? We should make a plan before we start packing.Mina :Sounds like a good idea.We should get the tourist visa and book plane tickets.Dave :Oh ,dear, How about my plants and dog?

Mike : Don’t worry ,how about give our house key to Haining Zhang, and she will take care of our house when we out.Mina : That sounds great.What’s more don’t forget to unplug TV and electrical stuff.Mike :So I will call Haining zhang.But where is my cell phone?市銷話劇第二組

Oh, my cell phone!I lost my cell phone!

Dave :The kitchen.It’s in the kitchen.I saw it this morning.Mike :I get it.Ta-dah

Mina and Dave are packing.Haining: Hi, Mike ,this is Haining Zhang, how are you ? Mike : I am fine ,and you ?

Haining: I am fine , anythingalse?

Mike : Dear, we well have a two weeks trip, could you take care of our house in that time.Haining : Ok, no problem.What can I do for you?

Mike : Could you water my plants and feed my dog? I don’t want to put the dog in the kennel.Haining : Sure, it’s my pleasure.Have you finished packing? Mike : yeah , I have finished everything.Dave and Mina are packing now.these two they’re never prepared.Mina : Oh my god, where is my wallet!I can’t find it anywhere.Mike Bathroom.Mina : Are you sure? So strange.(hold up he wallet)I get it.Dave : Where is the tourist visa and tickets, and do you know where I put it ?

市銷話劇第二組

Mike : Here, on the table.Dave get it.Mina :Mike!we’ll be late!Let’s go!

Haining :Have a great trip!

Mina ,Mike ,Dave, Bye , Haining.Mike : Does everyone have everything?

Mina , Dave: Yep!

Mike , Let’s go!

情景三

Dave :I don’t remember where I put the tourist visa and plane tickets.Mike: Oh ,no!there are only one hour left.Dave : Let me think, oh ,there it is ,I put it on the dresser.Mike ,Mina : what a relief!now ,London here come!

市銷話劇第二組

第五篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本：5人英語話劇劇本-Yes Means No(似是而非)本文來自: 教客網劇本大全(http://)詳細出處參考：http:// Summary:

Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr.Lawson, to finance his honeymoon.However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request.They make a deal that Mr.Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr.Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T.J.Morgan and losing his own sweet heart--Edith Merrill...TEDDY:(Coming to his father's desk L.)

Dad, there's something I want to tell you.LAWSON: Oh, is that so!What is it?

TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me.LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?

TEDDY: Right away.That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.LAWSON: Oh...I will, will I?(Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.)I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you.You haven't any backbone...you can't say NO!I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it.And you did great.Ha!...If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me(Strolls up C.)TEDDY: I did the best I could!

LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man.(Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say “NO.” At all times NO.Especially in a credit business like mine.But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.(Takes a few steps L.)

TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say “no.”

LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say “no” before I finance any honeymoon.(Lawson is below desk L.Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...!(Listens a second.)NO！!I...said...NO.(Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose.That's final..NO!(Lawson hangs up receiver.Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money..being able to say NO..NO..NO.(Pounds desk with each “No!” Rises and comes to Teddy C.)And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad...and I'll try to make good.LAWSON:(He sneers the last Word and takes a stroll up C.)Do you mean it?

TEDDY: You bet I do

LAWSON:(Coming down L of Teddy.)

TEDDY: All right...I'll give you another chance.You want money for a honeymoon?...Very well!You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.LAWSON: One hundred dollars?

TEDDY: Right!Do you think you can do it? LAWSON: I'll try.TEDDY:(Crosses R to Miss Collins.)Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone.You can sit at my desk.(Miss Collins doesn't move immediately.)NOW!(She jumps and crosses stage.)

COLLINS: Yes, sir!

LAWSON:(Crosses L.)And I don't want you to leave it for a second.Understand?(Miss Collins nods.)And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO.But remember, if he answers YES just once...he forfeits every “NO.”(Turning to Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.(He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)

LAWSON:(Crossing R to door, taking coat and hat from hall-tree.)Very well.You'll be in charge here for one-half hour...(Looks at watch.)Now remember...not one “Yes.”...It must be “NO” to everything.(Lawson exits and slams door.)(Teddy stands for a second smiling.Phone rings, and he rushes across stage to phone on desk L, and picking it up shouts into it.TEDDY: NO..POSITIVELY NO!(Hangs up.Strolls across stage, grinning at Miss Collins, who is amazed.)That's two...put them down.COLLINS:(Writing.)Yes, sir.(Phone rings.Teddy grabs it again, while Miss Collins warns him to be careful.)You better hear who it is, sir.It may be important.TEDDY: Hello?(Repeating what is said to him.)Is Mr.Lawson in? NO!Do I mind speaking for him? NO!What?...NO!

COLLINS:(Rising and pleading.)Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?

TEDDY:(To Miss Collins.)No.Put them all down...there were five of them.(Into phone.)No, no, no!(Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.)I wasn't talking to you...I was talking to Mr.Lawson's secretary.What? No!I should worry? No!(Hangs up.Laughing heartily at his results so far.)COLLINS:(Fearfully.)Aren't you going a little too far, sir?

TEDDY: No!There's another.Are you keeping strict account of them?(Crosses to desk L.)How many are there?

COLLINS: Just...just thirteen, sir.TEDDY:(Taking C and dancing a step.)Thirteen, eh? COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?

TEDDY: No!That makes fourteen!(Teddy crosses to desk R.)Well, that's a trip to California, anyway.(Phone rings.But this time Miss Collins gets it first.)

COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please.(Now to Teddy in a whisper.)It's T.J.Morgan to see your father.TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?

TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr.Lawson? TEDDY: Tell him NO!(Emphatically.Crosses R.)

COLLINS:(Into phone.)No!(Hangs up.)

TEDDY:(Enjoying it all immensely.)Add three more to the list.How many is that now?(Teddy crosses to desk L.)(At this point T.J.Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.)MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in?(Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)

TEDDY: No!(Miss Collins keeps marking every “no.”)

MORGAN:(Turning to Miss Collins L.)Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you?(Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)

TEDDY: No!(Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional “no” on the record.)

MORGAN:(Turning back to Teddy R.)Oh, then it was you?

TEDDY:(Gulping.)No!

MORGAN:(Confused.)Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office? TEDDY: No!

MORGAN: Can't you say anything but “NO-O-O!?” TEDDY:(Imitating his dragged out “No.”)“NO-O-O!”

MORGAN:(Waving his hand in disgust.)You're a silly ass...Will you deny that? TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?..NO!(Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)

MORGAN: You're impossible.You tell him that T.J.Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal.He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?

TEDDY: Why...er..NO!

MORGAN: What?(He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more?(Miss Collins tries to speak.Morgan turns to her quickly.)Were you going to say something? TEDDY: No..Shefifteen-

TEDDY: Don't skip any.COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.TEDDY:(Excitedly, taking stage.)Forty-six? Why, it'll be a trip around the world.I must make it an even fifty.(Offstage R, Lawson's voice is heard in warm argument.)

LAWSON: You just come in here with me.We'll see what this is all about.(He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr.Morgan.They surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.)Now Miss Merrill, ask him before me.EDITH:(Half crying.)Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO!(She staggers back amazed.)

MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say? TEDDY: NO!

LAWSON:(Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.)Don't you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO!(Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.)That makes fifty！!

LAWSON:(Bewildered)What's the idea?

TEDDY: The idea is that I've carried out your orders...I haven't said one...(Catches himself.)what you said not to say.LAWSON:(Shaking fist in Teddy's face.)Do you think I'm a complete idiot? TEDDY: No!(To Miss Collins.)There's another one...put it down.LAWSON:(To Miss Collins.)Don't you DARE put that down.I've had enough of this.MORGAN:(Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.)I think I understand it all now.It was a joke.LAWSON: Absolutely!(Going to door R with Morgan.)We'll talk it over at the club tonight.(Morgan exits R.)TEDDY:(Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.)Make a check for me...for five thousand dollars.Fifty “No's,” you know.LAWSON:(Crossing to desk L.)How could anyone say fifty “No's” in fifteen minutes?

Imagine what I could do in an hour.My middle name is Speed.LAWSON: All right, I'm the goat.I'll give you the check.Then use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Miss Collins seated at it.)Well, what are you doing at my desk?

COLLINS:(Rising, frightened.)Why, you told me to sit here, sir.Shall I go to my own desk, sir? LAWSON:(Shouting.)YES!(Miss Collins crosses R, to her own desk.)TEDDY:(Crossing to his father's desk.)Did I hear you say YES?

LAWSON: NO!(Writes in checkbook.)

EDITH:(Coming to Teddy C.)Oh, Teddy, I see it all now.“No” meant “Yes”..when you said “no.”

TEDDY: “No”..“Yes”...wait...When I said “No”...when I said...I...(Conflised.)Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They kiss and embrace.)

LAWSON:(Rises with check in hand and comes C.)Here's your check.I made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away longer.TEDDY:(Taking check and looking at it.)Why, Dad!You're wonderful..you're marvelous..you're...(Changing tone.)IS IT GOOD?(Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.)Well, come on, darling.Good-bye, Dad...(They both start for door R.)(Teddy catches hand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.)(Lawson and Miss Collins stare after them, Miss Collins chuckling with delight.)The End

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