第一篇：英語話劇劇本

小學英語話劇《丑小鴨》雙語劇本

場景：夏天，綠樹，青草，白柵欄。丑小鴨躲在模擬的蛋殼內，鴨媽媽在蛋殼前面做孵蛋的樣子，另外4只鴨蛋圍住鴨媽媽，趴在地上成圓弧狀。

音樂：（有鳥叫，知了叫等）及舞臺布景組合出一幅恬靜、溫暖的鄉村夏日風光圖。

畫外音：It is warm, A mother duck lies in the nest, waiting for the birth of her children.（太陽暖烘烘的，鴨媽媽巢里，等她的孩子們出世。）

鴨媽媽：Well, my babies, come out quickly please.I’m tired.（伸懶腰）哎，我的孩子們，你們怎么還不出世呀，可把媽媽累壞了！

鴨媽媽撫摸著鴨蛋，突然，一只鴨蛋動了一下。小鴨1站了起來，看了一下周圍的世界說：

Oh, what a beautiful world!“哦，多么美麗的世界啊！”

接著，另外3只小鴨從蛋殼里逐漸在媽媽的撫摸中鉆出來，東張西望，看到媽媽后，驚喜地跑過去，喊：Hi, mum!/ Hi, Mummy!媽媽！媽媽！………

小鴨4：（指著大蛋）Mum, what’s this ? Why not crack? 咦，媽媽，這是誰？還不出來呀？

鴨媽媽：Don’t mention it, I spent too much time on it, but it still has no change.別提了，媽媽在他身上花的功夫最多，可他硬是不見一點動靜。

（突然，發出一聲特別刺耳的破裂聲，蛋裂開，丑小鴨慢慢伸伸懶腰鉆出來，大家蹲在地上抬頭仔細看著那只小鴨，先是非常驚奇，然后驚叫，4只小鴨倒地，鴨媽媽也非常失望地看著丑小鴨。）

丑小鴨：Hi, friends!Nice to meet you!

眾小鴨驚異、交頭接耳。

小鴨2：Wow, his feather is gray, it’s too rube!呀！他的毛是灰灰的，太土了。小鴨3：Look!His mouth is so big that he can swallow the whole pond near our home.瞧！她的嘴巴那么大，可吞下我們家門口的池塘了。

齊聲：It’s just an “ugly duck”!We don’t like stay with you.（他可真是一只“丑小鴨”。我們不想和你呆在一起）

鴨媽媽：Ah!Why is she so ugly? She shouldn’t come into this world!

（鴨媽媽看著丑小鴨，搖頭做無可奈何狀。）

小鴨4：Mum, let’s play games, OK?

鴨媽媽：OK

小鴨(齊)：Yeah!

(播放的歡快音樂。小鴨們隨著音樂玩游戲，并不時發出嬉笑聲。丑小鴨也想和她們一起游戲。)

小鴨2：Go away!You are too ugly!

丑小鴨：I’m not beautiful, but I am lonely.I want to play with you.小鴨3：You can’t play with us.Go away quickly!

丑小鴨：Please let me play with you.小鴨4：No, you can’t.We don’t want an ugly duck to spoil our fun..(突然，小鴨1在游戲中不小心摔倒了。)

丑小鴨：I can help you do something.(丑小鴨上前去扶她。)

小鴨1: I don’t need your help.Go away!

小鴨2.3.4：Go away!(眾小鴨把丑小鴨往外推。)畫外音：The 4 ducks are very tired and hungry.They want to eat some food.小鴨1: Mum ,I’m hungry.鴨媽媽：Oh, my children , come to eat some food.(鴨媽媽做出撒米粒的樣子，小鴨們隨著鴨媽媽的動作方向搶吃食物。)

小鴨2：Don’t give that ugly duck any food.(小鴨們把媽媽給的食物全部搶過來，不讓丑小鴨吃。)

鴨媽媽：Oh, don’t do that.She is your sister.小鴨3：Our sister? Why is she so ugly?

畫外音：The poor duck didn’t eat any food.It’s dark.Her sisters want to go home.小鴨1:Oh, I’m very full and tired;I want to go home to sleep.小鴨2.3.4：Me too.鴨媽媽：OK.Let’s go.(鴨媽媽帶著小鴨們回家。)

鴨媽媽：My children ,good night.畫外音：All the ducks kiss their mum, and they have a good sleep.The ugly duck stands up and tries to get close to them, but she is afraid.Finally, the poor duck sleeps in a corner!（小夜曲響起）

丑小鴨：Dear mum, Life is unfair to me.I’m ugly.But it’s not my fault.Mum, I’m sorry , I have to leave you.Bye mum.（媽，生活對我太不公平了，長得丑，不是我的錯啊！媽媽，對不起，我要離開你了！）

第二場: 丑小鴨流浪

場景：秋冬，黃葉，枯草。

畫外音：Ugly duck gets out of the fence, run away from his family lone.She is very thirsty and wants to drink some water.（丑小鴨鉆出籬笆，離開了家。他很渴，想喝水。）

小鳥：It’s very hot today.Let me drink some water.(小鳥飛到水塘邊。)

小鳥：Look, a dirty thing is over there.Let me go and have a look.小鳥：Who are you?（驚訝地問）

丑小鴨：I’m …I’m …I’m a duck.(低著頭，小聲說。)

小鳥：Ha, ha, look at your feathers.So ugly!(小鳥拍拍自己身上的羽毛，作炫耀狀。)

小鳥：Go away!Don’t make the water dirty.(小鳥推開丑小鴨，在池塘里快樂地洗羽毛，然后飛走。)

（“啪啪”兩聲槍響，丑小鴨驚叫了起來，獵狗出場。）

獵狗：Oh, what a dirty thing is in my way!Go away!（獵狗向丑小鴨沖過來，撞了她一下。）

獵狗：Ha, ha!Good luck!A duck!My tasty food!

丑小鴨：Oh, don’t touch me…(小鴨驚慌失措，沒命地奔跑。)

音樂、布景構成—幅天寒地凍的湖邊嚴冬圖。（丑小鴨在湖面上不停地劃動，最后趴在冰上凍僵了。）

畫外音：Winter comes.The water becomes ice.It’s really very cold.There is no one outside.Ugly duck slips on the ice.She feels very cold and lonely.How she wishes someone could help her!At last She could not move any more.丑小鴨：Oh, I’m frozen.(暈倒在舞臺上)

農夫：Well, poor duck.Let me save you!（在丑小鴨身上摸了模）哎，可憐的小東西，還有救！（拾走“鴨子”）第三場丑小鴨變天鵝

場景：春天，綠樹，花草，音樂。構成一幅湖邊春光圖。

畫外音：Spring comes, the flowers are blooming.Ugly duck fly to the lake, he sees some beautiful white swans over there.They have white feather and slender necks.Ugly duck wants to play with them.（春天來了，花開了，丑小鴨撲撲翅膀，向湖邊飛去。看見湖面上有幾只美麗的白天鵝，雪白的羽毛，長長的脖子，美麗極了。他多想和他們一起玩啊！）

丑小鴨：Ah!Beautiful birds, your feather is so white, your necks is so slender, your posture is so nice, you are most dignity bird in the world!（啊！美麗的大鳥，你們的羽毛是那樣潔白，你們的脖子是那樣修長，你們的體態是那樣優美，你們是世界上最高貴的鳥兒。）

天鵝1：Hello, my lovely friend, come and play with us!（可愛的小客人，快來和我們一起玩吧！）

眾天鵝：Come on!Come on!(快來呀！來吧！)

丑小鴨：You are so warm-hearted!But, don’t you feel me ugly?(你們真是太好了！可是，你們不覺得我很丑嗎？)

天鵝2：No, you are a pretty swan!(你是一只漂亮的白天鵝呀！)

眾天鵝：Look at yourself!快看看自己吧！

丑小鴨：（飛到湖邊，對著湖面左顧右看）Oh, my god!Is this me ?I’m no longer an ugly duck, I am a petty swan!啊，上帝！這難道是我的影子嗎？原來我不是丑小鴨，而是一只漂亮的天鵝啦！

（天鵝舞曲響起，4大天鵝和小天鵝共同起舞，跳出丑小鴨長成天鵝后的幸福快樂。）

畫外音：It is no matter to be born in a duck if you are a swan egg.You ought to be the beautiful swan one day.（只要你是一只天鵝蛋，就是生在養鴨場也沒什么關系；總有一天會變成一只美麗的天鵝。）

第二篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本：4人英語話劇 Another day in paradise 場景簡單，語言適中，4個主要人物，推薦。適合課上演出，很有意義，關于親情

Characters: Angel: A chief broadcaster.Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.Anny’s father Anny’s teacher Anny’s classmates Divide the stage into two parts.On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.(幕啟，舞臺左半亮，右半暗)(The phone is ringing)Old woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum.Is that mum? Old woman: Oh, I’m granny.I’m not mum.Anny: I’m sorry.（電話掛斷聲，撥號聲又起）A young woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello!I want mum.Is that mum? Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.（電話繼續響，右半舞臺亮）Angel: Hello!Anny（鼓起勇氣）: I want mum.Is that mum? Angel: Who’s that speaking? Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.Angel: Anny？（充滿疑惑）。（略為思索后，用母親的聲調）Where are you? Anny（仿佛遇見母親，忍不住哭起來）: Mum,（哭聲，欲語淚先流，又猛然驚覺）Mum, mum, I’m not crying.Angel（安慰地，擔心地）: You are a nice little girl.Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved.Mum, don’t you miss me? Angel（慈愛地）: Of course, I do.I do miss you? Anny: Really? Angel: Yes.I miss you so much.Anny: Mummy!Angel: En? Anny: Mummy!Angel: Yes? Anny（笑若銀鈴）(Angel 慈愛地笑，心略有所安)Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.Angel（關切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you? Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now.I felt pain, but I didn’t cry.Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl.Then you won’t come back.Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not? Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推門入，見Anny在打電話，連忙奪過）Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.（對著電話）Sorry, I’m really sorry.The child has disturbed you.Angel: Never mind.I’m a mother, too.I understand her.May I know the truth? Dad: Eh?, her mum isn’t here.So she called and called.Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced? Dad: No, no.I hope she would come back.But?

Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.Dad（回頭看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.Angel:All right.(燈暗景換)On the left: Anny’s sitting room.On the right: Anny’s classroom.（左右同時演繹）Left: Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago.She told me to hide the truth.This is the letter for Anny.Right: Teacher: Children, in this class.Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.Angel, Anny同時，時空錯接，音樂起)Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.Angel: Baby, we have a date.When you are 14, you can find me.Anny: Mummy, we have a date.Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long.I wonder if you have the courage to go on.Anny: Mummy, don’t worry.I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long.I read it every night, again and again.Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth.Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday.Is there anyone to love you all his life? Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up.I believe there is a call to the paradise.I will love Dad.I will love myself.I can fly with my own wings one day.Angel: Anny, my dear.Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way.There are no tears in paradise.(燈亮，謝幕)

第三篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本

在一個鳥語花香的一個早上，站長一如既往地坐在辦公室，一邊翹著二郎腿，一邊單手拿起一本咖啡喝。在他的眼里，他覺得，今天又是一個休閑的日子，只要坐在辦公室，有空出去外面巡查一下環境，就可以回家看電視去了。但他沒有想到，今天在他的身邊竟然會發生一些令他抓破頭皮的事情。

他喝完咖啡，慢悠悠地走出值班室，挺著一個大肚子，威武地巡視著地鐵站內的人群。每個人都匆匆地來匆匆地去，從來沒有留意過身邊的人和事。站長這個時候伸伸懶腰，正準備回值班室大睡一覺的時候，突然不知道哪里出來的一個人把他撞倒了。站長甩了一個跟頭，挺笨拙地爬起來剛想大罵一頓的時候，卻首先聽到一把聲音，有點怯懦地說：“對不起對不起” 站長這個時候擦擦眼睛，開始打量眼前的這個人：他的衣著很隨意，臟兮兮的樣子，而且還帶著一副墨鏡。站長就開始罵了：“你沒長眼睛嗎？這樣也能撞上我！”然后那個人就回答說：“我是一個盲人，我都看不到要在哪里候車了。”站長聽了之后，也見到他是一個殘疾人，便說：“沒事啦，我是這里的站長，如果你不知道哪里候車的話，可以咨詢一下當班的值班員嘛。不過既然你遇上了我，我就幫你帶路吧。”這時候盲人也說了一聲：“好的，非常感謝你。”于是，站長讓盲人一手牽著他，一手摸著扶手，慢慢地下樓梯到乘車站臺。站長拖著盲人慢慢地走，突然腳底下一絆，整個人又甩了一跤，幸好盲人一手扶著墻壁沒有摔倒。這時候站長發火了，起來就說一句：“特么的是誰！”這一次沒有人回答他。于是站長低頭一看，有一個乘客正躺在地上一動也不動了。站長于是就怕了，馬上松開牽著盲人的手，盲人覺察到不對勁，就問：“發生什么事了”站長結結巴巴地回答：“地…地上…躺…躺著…一個人啊！！”盲人顯然要比站長冷靜：“快去看一下他是否還活著”于是站長彎下腰，問一句：“先生請問你還清醒嗎？”沒有回應。于是站長又彎下腰用耳朵貼著他的胸口聽他的心跳聲，可是出人意料地聽不到。站長這時候怕了，他用手擦了一下額頭的汗，然后又顫抖地把手伸向躺著的人鼻子，誰知道這時候傳來呼呼的鼻鼾聲。站長定了一下驚，然后又聞了一下他的衣服，一股很濃烈的酒精味，大概是喝醉酒了吧。于是站長讓醉酒的人繼續躺著，扶了盲人上車之后，然后就來看了一下醉酒的人，結果發現還沒醒。站長本來想著呼叫值班員前來幫忙，但正是午飯時間，值班室空無一人，又不能置醉酒人一直在這里，于是自己便背起醉酒人爬上樓梯直到回到值班室。此時的站長已經氣喘吁吁地，累個半死之下于是什么都不管了，躺在地上呼呼地睡著了…

第四篇：英語話劇劇本

Have you finished packing？ 情景一

Mike :Hi, we are going to take advantage ofour two weeks vacation to have a relaxed trip.So where do you want to go for our trip?

Mina :Awesome!I am looking forward to going to London.!we are going to take advantage of the beautiful London’s scenery in the winter and have a” winter date week”Dave : Oh, that sounds nice!London is always extremelypretty this time of year.I just love it!

Mike: Nice , but this long distance trip is starting to wear me down.I amthinking that we’d do a little hiking.No matter where we gobut there is a really nice trail about five hour away from our house.It’s through the woods and so I’m sure it will look beautiful.Mina: Oh ,brother, You know that London is the place where I really want to go.I had read online that it was a decent place ,and I can’t forget how beautiful that is!

Dave : I agree with Mina.We have two weeks vacation not two days, sowe should have a long trip.Mike: Ok, ok, I guess I’ll agree to that , but only on one condition.市銷話劇第二組

Mina and Dave: what’s that?

Mike: I want take some beautiful photos in this vacation ,so you must promisethat there are many beautiful sceneriesin the place where we go for trip.Mina: London is home to some of the most iconic attractions in the word from historic landmarks such as the Tower of London to more recent constructions likes the London Eye.So there is no need to worry about that.Dave: I believe that you will be snapping away like crazy.So we will go to London.情景二

Mike : what should we prepare for our trip? We should make a plan before we start packing.Mina :Sounds like a good idea.We should get the tourist visa and book plane tickets.Dave :Oh ,dear, How about my plants and dog?

Mike : Don’t worry ,how about give our house key to Haining Zhang, and she will take care of our house when we out.Mina : That sounds great.What’s more don’t forget to unplug TV and electrical stuff.Mike :So I will call Haining zhang.But where is my cell phone?市銷話劇第二組

Oh, my cell phone!I lost my cell phone!

Dave :The kitchen.It’s in the kitchen.I saw it this morning.Mike :I get it.Ta-dah

Mina and Dave are packing.Haining: Hi, Mike ,this is Haining Zhang, how are you ? Mike : I am fine ,and you ?

Haining: I am fine , anythingalse?

Mike : Dear, we well have a two weeks trip, could you take care of our house in that time.Haining : Ok, no problem.What can I do for you?

Mike : Could you water my plants and feed my dog? I don’t want to put the dog in the kennel.Haining : Sure, it’s my pleasure.Have you finished packing? Mike : yeah , I have finished everything.Dave and Mina are packing now.these two they’re never prepared.Mina : Oh my god, where is my wallet!I can’t find it anywhere.Mike Bathroom.Mina : Are you sure? So strange.(hold up he wallet)I get it.Dave : Where is the tourist visa and tickets, and do you know where I put it ?

市銷話劇第二組

Mike : Here, on the table.Dave get it.Mina :Mike!we’ll be late!Let’s go!

Haining :Have a great trip!

Mina ,Mike ,Dave, Bye , Haining.Mike : Does everyone have everything?

Mina , Dave: Yep!

Mike , Let’s go!

情景三

Dave :I don’t remember where I put the tourist visa and plane tickets.Mike: Oh ,no!there are only one hour left.Dave : Let me think, oh ,there it is ,I put it on the dresser.Mike ,Mina : what a relief!now ,London here come!

市銷話劇第二組

第五篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本：5人英語話劇劇本-Yes Means No(似是而非)本文來自: 教客網劇本大全(http://)詳細出處參考：http:// Summary:

Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr.Lawson, to finance his honeymoon.However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request.They make a deal that Mr.Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr.Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T.J.Morgan and losing his own sweet heart--Edith Merrill...TEDDY:(Coming to his father's desk L.)

Dad, there's something I want to tell you.LAWSON: Oh, is that so!What is it?

TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me.LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?

TEDDY: Right away.That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.LAWSON: Oh...I will, will I?(Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.)I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you.You haven't any backbone...you can't say NO!I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it.And you did great.Ha!...If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me(Strolls up C.)TEDDY: I did the best I could!

LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man.(Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say “NO.” At all times NO.Especially in a credit business like mine.But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.(Takes a few steps L.)

TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say “no.”

LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say “no” before I finance any honeymoon.(Lawson is below desk L.Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...!(Listens a second.)NO！!I...said...NO.(Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose.That's final..NO!(Lawson hangs up receiver.Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money..being able to say NO..NO..NO.(Pounds desk with each “No!” Rises and comes to Teddy C.)And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad...and I'll try to make good.LAWSON:(He sneers the last Word and takes a stroll up C.)Do you mean it?

TEDDY: You bet I do

LAWSON:(Coming down L of Teddy.)

TEDDY: All right...I'll give you another chance.You want money for a honeymoon?...Very well!You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.LAWSON: One hundred dollars?

TEDDY: Right!Do you think you can do it? LAWSON: I'll try.TEDDY:(Crosses R to Miss Collins.)Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone.You can sit at my desk.(Miss Collins doesn't move immediately.)NOW!(She jumps and crosses stage.)

COLLINS: Yes, sir!

LAWSON:(Crosses L.)And I don't want you to leave it for a second.Understand?(Miss Collins nods.)And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO.But remember, if he answers YES just once...he forfeits every “NO.”(Turning to Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.(He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)

LAWSON:(Crossing R to door, taking coat and hat from hall-tree.)Very well.You'll be in charge here for one-half hour...(Looks at watch.)Now remember...not one “Yes.”...It must be “NO” to everything.(Lawson exits and slams door.)(Teddy stands for a second smiling.Phone rings, and he rushes across stage to phone on desk L, and picking it up shouts into it.TEDDY: NO..POSITIVELY NO!(Hangs up.Strolls across stage, grinning at Miss Collins, who is amazed.)That's two...put them down.COLLINS:(Writing.)Yes, sir.(Phone rings.Teddy grabs it again, while Miss Collins warns him to be careful.)You better hear who it is, sir.It may be important.TEDDY: Hello?(Repeating what is said to him.)Is Mr.Lawson in? NO!Do I mind speaking for him? NO!What?...NO!

COLLINS:(Rising and pleading.)Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?

TEDDY:(To Miss Collins.)No.Put them all down...there were five of them.(Into phone.)No, no, no!(Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.)I wasn't talking to you...I was talking to Mr.Lawson's secretary.What? No!I should worry? No!(Hangs up.Laughing heartily at his results so far.)COLLINS:(Fearfully.)Aren't you going a little too far, sir?

TEDDY: No!There's another.Are you keeping strict account of them?(Crosses to desk L.)How many are there?

COLLINS: Just...just thirteen, sir.TEDDY:(Taking C and dancing a step.)Thirteen, eh? COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?

TEDDY: No!That makes fourteen!(Teddy crosses to desk R.)Well, that's a trip to California, anyway.(Phone rings.But this time Miss Collins gets it first.)

COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please.(Now to Teddy in a whisper.)It's T.J.Morgan to see your father.TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?

TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr.Lawson? TEDDY: Tell him NO!(Emphatically.Crosses R.)

COLLINS:(Into phone.)No!(Hangs up.)

TEDDY:(Enjoying it all immensely.)Add three more to the list.How many is that now?(Teddy crosses to desk L.)(At this point T.J.Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.)MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in?(Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)

TEDDY: No!(Miss Collins keeps marking every “no.”)

MORGAN:(Turning to Miss Collins L.)Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you?(Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)

TEDDY: No!(Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional “no” on the record.)

MORGAN:(Turning back to Teddy R.)Oh, then it was you?

TEDDY:(Gulping.)No!

MORGAN:(Confused.)Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office? TEDDY: No!

MORGAN: Can't you say anything but “NO-O-O!?” TEDDY:(Imitating his dragged out “No.”)“NO-O-O!”

MORGAN:(Waving his hand in disgust.)You're a silly ass...Will you deny that? TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?..NO!(Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)

MORGAN: You're impossible.You tell him that T.J.Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal.He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?

TEDDY: Why...er..NO!

MORGAN: What?(He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more?(Miss Collins tries to speak.Morgan turns to her quickly.)Were you going to say something? TEDDY: No..Shefifteen-

TEDDY: Don't skip any.COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.TEDDY:(Excitedly, taking stage.)Forty-six? Why, it'll be a trip around the world.I must make it an even fifty.(Offstage R, Lawson's voice is heard in warm argument.)

LAWSON: You just come in here with me.We'll see what this is all about.(He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr.Morgan.They surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.)Now Miss Merrill, ask him before me.EDITH:(Half crying.)Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO!(She staggers back amazed.)

MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say? TEDDY: NO!

LAWSON:(Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.)Don't you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO!(Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.)That makes fifty！!

LAWSON:(Bewildered)What's the idea?

TEDDY: The idea is that I've carried out your orders...I haven't said one...(Catches himself.)what you said not to say.LAWSON:(Shaking fist in Teddy's face.)Do you think I'm a complete idiot? TEDDY: No!(To Miss Collins.)There's another one...put it down.LAWSON:(To Miss Collins.)Don't you DARE put that down.I've had enough of this.MORGAN:(Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.)I think I understand it all now.It was a joke.LAWSON: Absolutely!(Going to door R with Morgan.)We'll talk it over at the club tonight.(Morgan exits R.)TEDDY:(Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.)Make a check for me...for five thousand dollars.Fifty “No's,” you know.LAWSON:(Crossing to desk L.)How could anyone say fifty “No's” in fifteen minutes?

Imagine what I could do in an hour.My middle name is Speed.LAWSON: All right, I'm the goat.I'll give you the check.Then use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Miss Collins seated at it.)Well, what are you doing at my desk?

COLLINS:(Rising, frightened.)Why, you told me to sit here, sir.Shall I go to my own desk, sir? LAWSON:(Shouting.)YES!(Miss Collins crosses R, to her own desk.)TEDDY:(Crossing to his father's desk.)Did I hear you say YES?

LAWSON: NO!(Writes in checkbook.)

EDITH:(Coming to Teddy C.)Oh, Teddy, I see it all now.“No” meant “Yes”..when you said “no.”

TEDDY: “No”..“Yes”...wait...When I said “No”...when I said...I...(Conflised.)Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They kiss and embrace.)

LAWSON:(Rises with check in hand and comes C.)Here's your check.I made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away longer.TEDDY:(Taking check and looking at it.)Why, Dad!You're wonderful..you're marvelous..you're...(Changing tone.)IS IT GOOD?(Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.)Well, come on, darling.Good-bye, Dad...(They both start for door R.)(Teddy catches hand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.)(Lawson and Miss Collins stare after them, Miss Collins chuckling with delight.)The End

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