第一篇：英語話劇小品

Scene I 購物場景

(Peggy and Lucy are shopping.They buy a lot of stuff.Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)Lucy: Oh my god!What a treasure.Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.Lucy: Look!He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much;I want to be his girlfriend!Peggy: Hay!(Looks angry).Lucy, he belongs to me, OK? Lucy: Stupid woman!I saw him first.He’s mine.Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman.I saw him much earlier than you.Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.Peggy: But I’m taller.Look at you, little short hobbit.Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.Peggy: You’re so mean.Lucy: You too.(Peggy and Lucy get angry)Peggy: Hmm!I hate you.Lucy: Me too!

(Now the war of these two women begins)

Scene II 兩個女人在男人周圍

(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man.)Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.I’ll be a good girlfriend.Andy: Sure.You’re very beautiful.You’re like a super model.To be your boyfriend is my honor.(Lucy drags the man to her side.)Lucy: I really love you very much.I can give you a happy life.Andy: You’re very beautiful, too!Especially your big eyes!They’re very charming!Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.Andy: Ok!Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK? Andy: Sure!Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy!There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me.Look at them;they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes.I’m so lucky!

Scene III電影院奇遇

(In front of the movie theater.Peggy is waiting for Andy.Lucy is also waiting for Andy.They see each other.)Peggy& Lucy: You…….Lucy: Why are you here? Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.(At this time, Andy arrives;both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!Peggy& Lucy: She…., you…… Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together.(Andy looks at the watch).The movie will start soon.Let’s go!Scoundrel: Don’t move!Give me your money.Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!Scoundrel: Be quiet!I won’t kill you if you give me your money.Hurry!Andy: Calm down, sir.I’ll give you all the money I have.Don’t kill me.If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.Lucy: Us? Are you crazy? Peggy: We’re just girls!

Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward!How can you do this? Peggy: You make me sad.Lucy, let’s go!

(They leave angry.)Scoundrel: What a coward you are!Killing you is waste of my strength.Chicken!(Scoundrel left but soon he come back)Scoundrel: Wait!Andy: Why did you turn back? Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money.(Takes Andy’s money)

Scene IV

Peggy: I’m so sorry.Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend!I’m feeling so sorry, too.Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right? Lucy: Right!Then, let’s go eat.It’s my treat!Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea!Let’s go.(Allen shows up.)Allen: Hi, baby!

(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)Lucy: Let go of your hands.Peggy: He is mine!Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend? Lucy: You do, too.Peggy: He’s mine!Lucy: He’s mine!Peggy: He’s mine!Lucy: He’s mine!

Allen: Shut up!I don’t like girls!Lucy: What? Peggy: You’re lying.I can’t believe it.Allen: Actually…….(Andy appears.)Allen: Oh, honey!Andy: Oh, baby!I’m sorry that I’m late!

Allen: Little bad fellow.Don’t be late next time.Lucy: Andy? Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here? Peggy: I……(Looks at Allen and Lucy.)

Allen: Honey, they’re so weird.Don’t pay attention to them.Let’s go.Andy: Sorry, I got to go.See you next time.Bye.(They leave)Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right? Lucy: Sure.But, they….what happened? Peggy: Maybe they are…..Peggy& Lucy: Gay！

第二篇：英語小品話劇 劇本 愛麗絲

第一幕 場景：郊外的樹下

人物: Ailisi（愛麗絲）,Mr.rabbit（兔子先生）Below are the Chinese first episode:

Voice Over: A long time ago, the ancient city spread of a legend, if it is pure lovely girl, to the outskirts of the tree holes Nake a tree fell asleep, they would have a rabbit to Mr.Dai Taqu to the Dream Wonderland, met the Prince of Dreams……

Alice: the so-called innocent lovely girl like me-not that such a person? ? I see a white Yiqun, such as the lovely spring-like appearance ~ ~ ~ ~ ah so cute I am innocent, that we will see the dream of Prince ~!That, overnight yesterday, the Internet really Xiangshui, or to sleep!

Rabbit: Finally released rumors that the United States can bring to young girls to dream profession, but throughout the year to the company are all women is not the Chou Baguai Fenbuqingchu, I rare tourist to the outside to say, also would like to see beauty Yes it ?

Rabbit: ah, this looks to today also good, it is my holiday is coming to an end, luck's nice to be a little flimsy TU………… but the point better.Alice: ah!Groping!Rabbit: You say what ? Have you seen this Fengdupianpian handsome瀟灑of groping? ?

Alice: still open to doubt, will lie outside the………… However you look at the long lines also were on the calculations.I dream profession is to wait for the rabbit, took me to see Prince, you are here to do ?

Rabbit: You have to wait for the people that I.Alice: ruse!You do not have rabbit ears!

Rabbit: You see…… like this one…… face such a hairstyle, the clothes, so long in the ear with it ?

Alice: is indeed very strange……

Rabbit: So those who do not care about the details, it is important to see now before I do.Alice: or, I went to see the dream now with the Prince Hall!

愛麗絲：The so-called naive lovable young girl looks just like me，don’t i？the snow-white dress（轉圈，展示衣裙），and the lovely spring-like appearance（自我陶醉中……），Ah ~ ~ ~ so cute and innocent I am，I can almost see my Prince！Ah ~ ~ ~（單手捂住嘴打哈且）I feel trapped,（伸懶腰）I think it’s better to have a sleep~（兩手交疊于耳旁，睡于樹下）兔子先生（上場，環視四周，看見愛麗絲，湊近看）：oh~ what a lovely girl！she is the pretest girl I Have ever seen。愛麗絲（醒來）：Ah!Groping！（把兔子先生一把推開）兔子先生（站穩）：what？！Groping！I can’t believe it！you call me Groping！

Have you ever seen such a handsome groping 嗯？？！I am rabbit，Mr.rabbit?。獾奶鹉_來）愛麗絲：oh~I’m so sorry，MR.rabbit，you were too close to me, i was just scared(楚楚可憐狀)~ 兔子先生：all right.ok~I’m fine now，（平息怒氣）so……what’re you doing here？little girl ？ 愛麗絲：en…I’m waiting here for someone to take me to the fairyland（躊躇狀）兔子先生：oh~then I think I was just the one you were waiting for（自得狀）愛麗絲：really？！so you can take me to meet the prince? Aren’t you?(驚喜狀)兔子先生:aha~I think so,follow me ,girl~ 第二幕 場景：夢幻仙界，紅桃女王的花園 人物：Mr.rabbit（兔子先生），Ailisi（愛麗絲），the queen（紅桃女王），the prince（王子），Knight（騎士）

紅桃女王（上場，身后跟著護衛的騎士）：Mr.rabbit have leaved for a long time，I miss him so much.騎士：don’t worry ,my queen.I think Mr.rabbit will come back soon 紅桃女王:I hope so

(兔子先生和愛麗絲上。)兔子先生：aha~ your name is Ailisi，nice name and it’s very suitable for you

愛麗絲 :thank you。Mr.rabbit.by the way ,when could i see the prince? We’ve been walking four 30 minutes.兔子先生：uh……

(兔子先生，愛麗絲和紅桃女王，騎士相遇)紅桃女王：my honey，finally comes you。（奔過去，伸手要抱的時候看見愛麗絲，發怒）Who is this ugly girl？your new girl friend（咬牙問，吐字清晰），my soldier，Chop this girl's head 騎士（上前，拔劍）：yes，my queen！兔子先生（有些慌忙，擋在愛麗絲身前）：wait a minute，my queen。it’s a misunderstanding，This girl is a stranger I’ve just met，she want to see the prince。紅桃女王（面色緩和下來）：so how it is。（對騎士）bring the prince here。（騎士領命，剛要下，王子上）

王子：Look at the crows is there a party or something? 兔子先生和騎士（傾身）： my royal Prince 愛麗絲：Prince…（石化，站著不動）

紅桃女王：my dear, there is a girl who wanna meet you（輕蔑的抬頭示意愛麗絲的存在）王子（皺眉）：A gril? So what is up?（抱著手臂走到呆掉的愛麗絲面前，仔細打量，姿勢邪肆，輕蔑）Jusus, I am far more pretty than her!愛麗絲：What！（向后跳開一步，到兔子先生的旁邊）兔子先生（對愛麗絲輕聲說）：what is wrong.You wanna see the prince and here he is.就在眼前??！愛麗絲（大喊）：No even you are better than him.紅桃女王（怒視）：he is mine！

（愛麗絲也怒目而視）

[某音樂（還沒選好）音樂響起，臺上所有人列隊開始跳舞。一段音樂以后，場務上：對不起對不起！放錯音樂了！臺上個人或咳嗽或整頭發走回原來的位置，音樂重放，《斗牛士》 在跳舞過程中，不知不覺女王被打到] 女王（尖叫）：soldier，soldier，my soldier（跳舞的騎士跑去援救），Chops this girl's head（愛麗絲跑繞桌三圈隱于舞臺，其他人漸漸散退）第三幕

場景：郊外的樹下

愛麗絲（驚醒，吁了口氣，緩和下來）：還好，是一場夢，沒有討厭的女皇沒有士兵，生活是這樣的美好（高興起來）。兔子先生（出現,笑呵呵的），Hi，;little girl.you are so buestiful ,do you want to go to the fairyland with me？ 愛麗絲驚恐狀

1.Alice--Alice is the main character of the story.She is an English seven-year-old girl with a good imagination, manners and behavior.In many movie versions of the book, Alice usually appears as a blonde girl, wearing a blue dress, white apron over top, stockings, and black 'Mary Jane' shoes.2.The White Rabbit--The Rabbit is responsible of Alice following him and into Wonderland.He is the first Wonderland Resident Alice meets.In the book and movie versions, the Rabbit wears a waistcoat where he pockets his watch.And at the end of the story, it is revealed that he serves as herald to the King and Queen of Hearts.3.The Mouse--A peculiar mouse whom Alice befriends, and has a strong hatred of cats and dogs.After Alice stops crying a big pool of tears, he teaches her how to get dry by attending a never ending Caucus Race, which no one loses or wins, and tries to tell her a story of how he hates cats and dogs, but leaves for the Mouse thought Alice was offending him.4.Pat--The White Rabbit's bumbling servant and gardener, who is an Irish guinea pig.5.Bill--A lizard who serves as the White Rabbit's chimney sweep.At one time when Alice was stuck at the White Rabbit's house, Bill was sent to get her out, but he was kicked out of the chimney by the might of Alice's giant foot.6.The Caterpillar--A wise, but rude old bug who gives Alice advice about how to change sizes correctly by eating the mushroom.7.The Duchess--An angry, ugly, and abusive noblewoman who is a mother to a baby that would later turn to a pig.But later on in the book, she is nicer, which assumes the fact that the pepper makes her angry.8.The Cheshire Cat--A peculiar feline that always grins and turns invisible at will.He belongs to the Duchess, and is responsible of guiding Alice to the Mad Tea Party.The Cat is the closest friend Alice meets in Wonderland.9.The Mad Hatter--A wacky man and leader of the Mad Tea Party.He is known to be very rude towards Alice and giving her stupid riddles without any answers.He is also the first witness of the Knave of Hearts' trial.10.The March Hare--The Mad Hatter's crazed sidekick who is also rude and obnoxious towards Alice.The March Hare is always mad, and maybe slightly stupid and confused ever since the Mad Hatter didn't have the chance to finish his performance at the Queen of Hearts' concert.11.The Dormouse--The third and sleepy member of the Mad Tea Party Trio.He often sleeps through the party, but the Mad Hatter and the March Hare have ways to rudely wake him up.12.The Queen of Hearts--A stubborn, violent and cruel tyrant who enjoys beheading people,(which never happens due to the King secretly pardoning those who are to be executed).She has a massive army of playing cards, and they simply do what the Queen says.She is noted to be the villain of the story, and Alice's arch-nemesis.13.The King of Hearts--The Queen of Hearts' foolish, but caring husband, who pardons those who are about to be beheaded under the wrath of the Queen.He also serves as judge of the Knave of Hearts' trial.14.The Gryphon--A part-eagle, part-lion creature that leads Alice to his old friend, the Mock Turtle, so she could learn about his childhood.15.The Mock Turtle--A cow-headed turtle who is an old friend of the Gryphon and told about his childhood and school days to Alice.He also showed her the 'Lobster Quadrille' a funny, but confusing dance.16.The Knave of Hearts--A noble servant to the King and Queen of Hearts, who was sent to a trial as the accused for stealing the tarts.The Queen often thinks of him as an 'idiot'.17.Alice's Sister--A minor character of the story.She is Alice's older sister who understands Alice's dream at the end of the book.After Alice went home for tea, her sister dreamt the same dream Alice did, and knew Alice is growing up.18.Dinah--Alice's pet cat.She did not appear in the book, but was mentioned by Alice several times.She does appear, however in the sequel 'Through the looking Glass', and many movies based on the book.

第三篇：英語小品劇本 -- 英語話劇劇本 Pygmalion

英語小品劇本--英語話劇劇本 Pygmalion Pygmalion(By George Bernard Shaw)ACT I Covent Garden at 11.15 p.m.Torrents of heavy summer rain.Cab whistles blowing frantically in all directions.Pedestrians running for shelter into the market and under the portico of St.Paul's Church, where there are already several people, among them a lady and her daughter in evening dress.They are all peering out gloomily at the rain, except one man with his back turned to the rest, who seems wholly preoccupied with a notebook in which he is writing busily.The church clock strikes the first quarter.THE DAUGHTER [in the space between the central pillars, close to the one on her left] I'm getting chilled to the bone.What can Freddy be doing all this time? Hes been gone twenty minutes.THE MOTHER [On her daughter's right] Not so long.But he ought to have got us a cab by this.A BYSTANDER [on the lady's right] He wont get no cab not until half-past eleven, missus, when they come back after dropping their theatre fares.THE MOTHER But we must have a cab.We cant stand here until half-past eleven.It's too bad.THE BYSTANDER Well, it aint my fault, missus.THE DAUGHTER If Freddy had a bit of gumption, he would have got one at the theatre door.THE MOTHER What could he have done, poor boy? THE DAUGHTER Other people got cabs.Why couldnt he?

Freddy rushes in out of the rain from the Southampton Street side, and comes between them closing a dripping umbrella.He is a young man of twenty, in evening dress, very wet around the ankles.THE DAUGHTER Well, havnt you got a cab? FREDDY Theres not one to be had for love or money.THE MOTHER Oh, Freddy, there must be one.You cant have tried.THE DAUGHTER It's too tiresome.Do you expect us to go and get one ourselves? FREDDY I tell you theyre all engaged.The rain was so sudden: nobody was prepared;and everybody had to take a cab.Ive been to Charing Cross one way and nearly to Ludgate Circus the other;and they were all engaged.THE MOTHER Did you try Trafalgar Square? FREDDY There wasnt one at Trafalgar Square.THE DAUGHTER Did you try? FREDDY I tried as far as Charing Cross Station.Did you expect me to walk to Hammersmith? THE DAUGHTER You havnt tried at all.THE MOTHER You really are very helpless, Freddy.Go again;and dont come back until you have found a cab.FREDDY I shall simply get soaked for nothing.THE DAUGHTER And what about us? Are we to stay here all night in this draught, with next to nothing on.You selfish pig--FREDDY Oh, very well: I'll go, I'll go.[He opens his umbrella and dashes off Strandwards, but comes into collision with a flower girl, who is hurrying in for shelter, knocking her basket out of her hands.A blinding flash of lightning, followed instantly by a rattling peal of thunder, orchestrates the incident].THE FLOWER GIRL Nah then, Freddy: look wh' y' gowin, deah.FREDDY Sorry [he rushes off].THE FLOWER GIRL [picking up her scattered flowers and replacing them in the basket] Theres menners f' yer!Te-oo banches o voylets trod into the mad.[She sits down on the plinth of the column, sorting her flowers, on the lady's right.She is not at all an attractive person.She is perhaps eighteen, perhaps twenty, hardly older.She wears a little sailor hat of black straw that has long been exposed to the dust and soot of London and has seldom if ever been brushed.Her hair needs washing rather badly: its mousy color can hardly be natural.She wears a shoddy black coat that reaches nearly to her knees and is shaped to her waist.She has a brown skirt with a coarse apron.Her boots are much the worse for wear.She is no doubt as clean as she can afford to be;but compared to the ladies she is very dirty.Her features are no worse than theirs;but their condition leaves something to be desired;and she needs the services of a dentist].THE MOTHER How do you know that my son's name is Freddy, pray? THE FLOWER GIRL Ow, eez ye-ooa san, is e? Wal, fewd dan y' de-ooty bawmz a mather should, eed now bettern to spawl a pore gel's flahrzn than ran awy athaht pyin.Will ye-oo py me f'them? [Here, with apologies, this desperate attempt to represent her dialect without a phonetic alphabet must be abandoned as unintelligible outside London.] THE DAUGHTER Do nothing of the sort, mother.The idea!THE MOTHER Please allow me, Clara.Have you any pennies? THE DAUGHTER No.I've nothing smaller than sixpence.THE FLOWER GIRL [hopefully] I can give you change for a tanner, kind lady.THE MOTHER [to Clara] Give it to me.[Clara parts reluctantly].Now [to the girl] This is for your flowers.THE FLOWER GIRL Thank you kindly, lady.THE DAUGHTER Make her give you the change.These things are only a penny a bunch.THE MOTHER Do hold your tongue, Clara.[To the girl].You can keep the change.THE FLOWER GIRL Oh, thank you, lady.THE MOTHER Now tell me how you know that young gentleman's name.THE FLOWER GIRL I didnt.THE MOTHER I heard you call him by it.Dont try to deceive me.THE FLOWER GIRL [protesting] Whos trying to deceive you? I called him Freddy or Charlie same as you might yourself if you was talking to a stranger and wished to be pleasant.[She sits down beside her basket].THE DAUGHTER Sixpence thrown away!Really, mamma, you might have spared Freddy that.[She retreats in disgust behind the pillar].An elderly gentleman of the amiable military type rushes into shelter, and closes a dripping umbrella.He is in the same plight as Freddy, very wet about the ankles.He is in evening dress, with a light overcoat.He takes the place left vacant by the daughter's retirement.THE GENTLEMAN Phew!THE MOTHER [to the gentleman] Oh, sir, is there any sign of its stopping? THE GENTLEMAN I'm afraid not.It started worse than ever about two minutes ago.[He goes to the plinth beside the flower girl;puts up his foot on it;and stoops to turn down his trouser ends].THE MOTHER Oh, dear![She retires sadly and joins her daughter].THE FLOWER GIRL [taking advantage of the military gentleman's proximity to establish friendly relations with him].If it's worse it's a sign it's nearly over.So cheer up, Captain;and buy a flower off a poor girl.THE GENTLEMAN I'm sorry, I havnt any change.THE FLOWER GIRL I can give you change, Captain.THE GENTLEMEN For a sovereign? Ive nothing less.THE FLOWER GIRL Garn!Oh do buy a flower off me, Captain.I can change half-a-crown.Take this for tuppence.THE GENTLEMAN Now dont be troublesome: theres a good girl.[Trying his pockets] I really havnt any change--Stop: heres three hapence, if thats any use to you [he retreats to the other pillar].THE FLOWER GIRL [disappointed, but thinking three halfpence better than nothing] Thank you, sir.THE BYSTANDER [to the girl] You be careful: give him a flower for it.Theres a bloke here behind taking down every blessed word youre saying.[All turn to the man who is taking notes].THE FLOWER GIRL [springing up terrified] I aint done nothing wrong by speaking to the gentleman.Ive a right to sell flowers if I keep off the kerb.[Hysterically] I'm a respectable girl: so help me, I never spoke to him except to ask him to buy a flower off me.[General hubbub, mostly sympathetic to the flower girl, but deprecating her excessive sensibility.Cries of Dont start hollerin.Whos hurting you? Nobody's going to touch you.Whats the good of fussing? Steady on.Easy, easy, etc., come from the elderly staid spectators, who pat her comfortingly.Less patient ones bid her shut her head, or ask her roughly what is wrong with her.A remoter group, not knowing what the matter is, crowd in and increase the noise with question and answer: Whats the row? What she do? Where is he? A tec taking her down.What!him? Yes: him over there: Took money off the gentleman, etc.The flower girl, distraught and mobbed, breaks through them to the gentleman, crying wildly] Oh, sir, dont let him charge me.You dunno what it means to me.Theyll take away my character and drive me on the streets for speaking to gentlemen.They--THE NOTE TAKER [coming forward on her right, the rest crowding after him] There, there, there, there!whos hurting you, you silly girl? What do you take me for? THE BYSTANDER It's all right: hes a gentleman: look at his boots.[Explaining to the note taker] She thought you was a copper's nark, sir.THE NOTE TAKER [with quick interest] Whats a copper's nark? THE BYSTANDER [inapt at definition] It's a--well, it's a copper's nark, as you might say.What else would you call it? A sort of informer.THE FLOWER GIRL [still hysterical] I take my Bible oath I never said a word--THE NOTE TAKER [overbearing but good-humored] Oh, shut up, shut up.Do I look like a policeman? THE FLOWER GIRL [far from reassured] Then what did you take down my words for? How do I know whether you took me down right? You just shew me what youve wrote about me.[The note taker opens his book and holds it steadily under her nose, though the pressure of the mob trying to read it over his shoulders would upset a weaker man].Whats that? That aint proper writing.I cant read that.THE NOTE TAKER I can.[Reads, reproducing her pronunciation exactly] “Cheer ap, Keptin;n' baw ya flahr orf a pore gel.” THE FLOWER GIRL [much distressed] It's because I called him Captain.I meant no harm.[To the gentleman] Oh, sir, dont let him lay a charge agen me for a word like that.You--THE GENTLEMAN Charge!I make no charge.[To the note taker] Really, sir, if you are a detective, you need not begin protecting me against molestation by young women until I ask you.Anybody could see that the girl meant no harm.THE BYSTANDERS GENERALLY [demonstrating against police espionage] Course they could.What business is it of yours? You mind your own affairs.He wants promotion, he does.Taking down people's words!Girl never said a word to him.What harm if she did? Nice thing a girl cant shelter from the rain without being insulted, etc., etc., etc.[She is conducted by the more sympathetic demonstrators back to her plinth, where she resumes her seat and struggles with her emotion.] THE BYSTANDER He aint a tec.Hes a blooming busybody: thats what he is.I tell you, look at his boots.THE NOTE TAKER [turning on him genially] And how are all your people down at Selsey? THE BYSTANDER [suspiciously] Who told you my people come from Selsey? THE NOTE TAKER Never you mind.They did.[To the girl] How do you come to be up so far east? You were born in Lisson Grove.THE FLOWER GIRL [appalled] Oh, what harm is there in my leaving Lisson Grove? It wasnt fit for a pig to live in;and I had to pay four-and-six a week.[In tears] Oh, boo--hoo--oo--THE NOTE TAKER Live where you like;but stop that noise.THE GENTLEMAN [to the girl] Come, come!he cant touch you: you have a right to live where you please.A SARCASTIC BYSTANDER [thrusting himself between the note taker and the gentleman] Park Lane, for instance.Id like to go into the Housing Question with you, I would.THE FLOWER GIRL [subsiding into a brooding melancholy over her basket, and talking very low-spiritedly to herself] I'm a good girl, I am.THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER [not attending to her] Do you know where I come from? THE NOTE TAKER [promptly] Hoxton.Titterings.Popular interest in the note taker's performance increases.THE SARCASTIC ONE [amazed] Well, who said I didnt? Bly me!You know everything, you do.THE FLOWER GIRL [still nursing her sense of injury] Aint no call to meddle with me, he aint.THE BYSTANDER [to her] Of course he aint.Dont you stand it from him.[To the note taker] See here: what call have you to know about people what never offered to meddle with you? Wheres your warrant? SEVERAL BYSTANDERS [encouraged by this seeming point of law] Yes: wheres your warrant? THE FLOWER GIRL Let him say what he likes.I dont want to have no truck with him.THE BYSTANDER You take us for dirt under your feet, dont you? Catch you taking liberties with a gentleman!THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER Yes: tell h i m where he come from if you want to go fortune-telling.THE NOTE TAKER Cheltenham, Harrow, Cambridge, and India.THE GENTLEMAN Quite right.[Great laughter.Reaction in the note taker's favor.Exclamations of He knows all about it.Told him proper.Hear him tell the toff where he come from? etc.].May I ask, sir, do you do this for your living at a music hall? THE NOTE TAKER Ive thought of that.Perhaps I shall some day.The rain has stopped;and the persons on the outside of the crowd begin to drop off.THE FLOWER GIRL [resenting the reaction] Hes no gentleman, he aint, to interfere with a poor girl.THE DAUGHTER [out of patience, pushing her way rudely to the front and displacing the gentleman, who politely retires to the other side of the pillar] What on earth is Freddy doing? I shall get pneumonia if I stay in this draught any longer.THE NOTE TAKER [to himself, hastily making a note of her pronunciation of “monia”] Earlscourt.THE DAUGHTER [violently] Will you please keep your impertinent remarks to yourself? THE NOTE TAKER Did I say that out loud? I didnt mean to.I beg your pardon.Your mother's Epsom, unmistakeably.THE MOTHER [advancing between her daughter and the note taker] How very curious!I was brought up in Largelady Park, near Epsom.THE NOTE TAKER [uproariously amused] Ha!ha!What a devil of a name!Excuse me.[To the daughter] You want a cab, do you? THE DAUGHTER Dont dare speak to me.THE MOTHER Oh, please, please Clara.[Her daughter repudiates her with an angry shrug and retires haughtily.] We should be so grateful to you, sir, if you found us a cab.[The note taker produces a whistle].Oh, thank you.[She joins her daughter].The note taker blows a piercing blast.THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER There!I knowed he was a plain-clothes copper.THE BYSTANDER That aint a police whistle: thats a sporting whistle.THE FLOWER GIRL [still preoccupied with her wounded feelings] Hes no right to take away my character.My character is the same to me as any lady's.THE NOTE TAKER I dont know whether youve noticed it;but the rain stopped about two minutes ago.THE BYSTANDER So it has.Why didnt you say so before? and us losing our time listening to your silliness.[He walks off towards the Strand].THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER I can tell where you come from.You come from Anwell.Go back there.THE NOTE TAKER [helpfully] Hanwell.THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER [affecting great distinction of speech] Thenk you, teacher.Haw haw!So long [he touches his hat with mock respect and strolls off].THE FLOWER GIRL Frightening people like that!How would he like it himself.THE MOTHER It's quite fine now, Clara.We can walk to a motor bus.Come.[She gathers her skirts above her ankles and hurries off towards the Strand].THE DAUGHTER But the cab--[her mother is out of hearing].Oh, how tiresome![She follows angrily].All the rest have gone except the note taker, the gentleman, and the flower girl, who sits arranging her basket, and still pitying herself in murmurs.THE FLOWER GIRL Poor girl!Hard enough for her to live without being worrited and chivied.THE GENTLEMAN [returning to his former place on the note taker's left] How do you do it, if I may ask? THE NOTE TAKER Simply phonetics.The science of speech.Thats my profession: also my hobby.Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby!You can spot an Irishman or a Yorkshireman by his brogue.I can place any man within six miles.I can place him within two miles in London.Sometimes within two streets.THE FLOWER GIRL Ought to be ashamed of himself, unmanly coward!THE GENTLEMAN But is there a living in that? THE NOTE TAKER Oh yes.Quite a fat one.This is an age of upstarts.Men begin in Kentish Town with ?0 a year, and end in Park Lane with a hundred thousand.They want to drop Kentish Town;but they give themselves away every time they open their mouths.Now I can teach them--THE FLOWER GIRL Let him mind his own business and leave a poor girl--THE NOTE TAKER [explosively] Woman: cease this detestable boohooing instantly;or else seek the shelter of some other place of worship.THE FLOWER GIRL [with feeble defiance] Ive a right to be here if I like, same as you.THE NOTE TAKER A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere--no right to live.Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech: that your native language is the language of Shakespear and Milton and The Bible;and dont sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon.THE FLOWER GIRL [quite overwhelmed, and looking up at him in mingled wonder and deprecation without daring to raise her head] Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!THE NOTE TAKER [whipping out his book] Heavens!what a sound![He writes;then holds out the book and reads, reproducing her vowels exactly] Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!THE FLOWER GIRL [tickled by the performance, and laughing in spite of herself] Garn!THE NOTE TAKER You see this creature with her kerbstone English: the English that will keep her in the gutter to the end of her days.Well, sir, in three months I could pass that girl off as a duchess at an ambassador's garden party.I could even get her a place as lady's maid or shop assistant, which requires better English.Thats the sort of thing I do for commercial millionaires.And on the profits of it I do genuine scientific work in phonetics, and a little as a poet on Miltonic lines.THE GENTLEMAN I am myself a student of Indian dialects;and--THE NOTE TAKER [eagerly] Are you? Do you know Colonel Pickering, the author of Spoken Sanscrit? THE GENTLEMAN I am Colonel Pickering.Who are you? THE NOTE TAKER Henry Higgins, author of Higgins's Universal Alphabet.PICKERING [with enthusiasm] I came from India to meet you.HIGGINS I was going to India to meet you.PICKERING Where do you live? HIGGINS 27A Wimpole Street.Come and see me tomorrow.PICKERING I'm at the Carlton.Come with me now and lets have a jaw over some supper.HIGGINS Right you are.THE FLOWER GIRL [to Pickering, as he passes her] Buy a flower, kind gentleman.I'm short for my lodging.PICKERING I really havnt any change.I'm sorry [he goes away].HIGGINS [shocked at girl's mendacity] Liar.You said you could change half-a-crown.THE FLOWER GIRL [rising in desperation] You ought to be stuffed with nails, you ought.[Flinging the basket at his feet] Take the whole blooming basket for sixpence.The church clock strikes the second quarter.HIGGINS [hearing in it the voice of God, rebuking him for his Pharisaic want of charity to the poor girl] A reminder.[He raises his hat solemnly;then throws a handful of money into the basket and follows Pickering].THE FLOWER GIRL [picking up a half-crown] Ah-ow-ooh![Picking up a couple of florins] Aaah-ow-ooh![Picking up several coins] Aaaaaah-ow-ooh![Picking up a half-sovereign] Aaaaaaaaaaaah-ow-ooh！!FREDDY [springing out of a taxicab] Got one at last.Hallo![To the girl] Where are the two ladies that were here? THE FLOWER GIRL They walked to the bus when the rain stopped.FREDDY And left me with a cab on my hands.Damnation!THE FLOWER GIRL [with grandeur] Never you mind, young man.I'm going home in a taxi.[She sails off to the cab.The driver puts his hand behind him and holds the door firmly shut against her.Quite understanding his mistrust, she shews him her handful of money.] Eightpence aint no object to me, Charlie.[He grins and opens the door].Angel Court, Drury Lane, round the corner of Micklejohn's oil shop.Lets see how fast you can make her hop it.[She gets in and pulls the door to with a slam as the taxicab starts].FREDDY Well, I'm dashed!

第四篇：6人英語小品短話劇劇本

6人英語小品短話劇劇本

A(衣衫襤褸）B（衣著光鮮）C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者

B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前

A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。

B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）

A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）

B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）

C：他真愚蠢啊

D：是啊是?。―點頭附和）

A：可??先生??您聽我說??（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）

B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）

C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？

E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~

D：是啊是啊

與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。

E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。

A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。

F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。

B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。

F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？

A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講??

F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？

E：是啊，是?。‥傻傻地拼命點頭）

C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。

D：誰讓這是一個童話呢??

為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以臺詞能簡單就簡單啦。下面是馬可的英文翻譯。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir！

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

D:yes,yes.A:but....sir....please listen to me.....B:wa,why are you so disgusting！

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes！

E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F.Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak “錢包” in english......F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes.（本文來自天空劇本網 www.tmdps.cn）

C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

第五篇：小品話劇策劃書

為了讓讀者能寫出更好的策劃書，下面好范文推薦一篇范文,供讀者參考：

一、活動意義：豐富校園藝術文化生活，濃化校園文化氣氛，通過人與人之間表演的交流，情緒的互動，增進彼此間的了解和友誼，迸發出激-情的火花，展現新時代大學生富有激-情的風貌。

二、活動目的：通過此次話劇小品大賽，豐富同學們的課余生活，促進同學間的交流，增強大家的團隊意識和協作能力，讓同學們更深刻的了解大學生中的一些文化生活，優化大家的大學生活。

三、活動主題：我參與·我健康·我快樂，喜迎奧運暨集美大學建校90周年

四、活動時間：

初賽：2008年4月12日

決賽：2008年4月20日

五、活動地點：

初賽：理學院學術報告廳

決賽：工商管理學院報告廳

六、活動形式：本次話劇小品比賽班級為單位參加比賽以通過抽簽決定上場順序。以初賽、復賽的參賽形式以及臺風、形象賽對抽簽后依次登臺表演，評委現場根據選手的表演內容、等打分，堅持公平、公開、公正的原則。選手的服裝、道具自備。

七、舉辦單位：理學院心理健康協會 理學院學生會 理學院物理學生黨支部

八、參加對象：理學院06、07全體同學;05可選擇以專業有單位。

九、活動形式：參加比賽的隊伍通過抽簽決定上場順序(如有其他問題與比賽沖突在抽簽之后再進行調整)。參賽形式以及臺風、形象賽對抽簽后依次登臺表演，評委現場根據選手的表演內容、等打分，堅持公平、公開、公正的原則。初賽后，我們將選出分數前十的隊伍進入決賽。

獎項設置： 一等獎： 1個 二等獎： 2個

三等獎： 3個 優秀獎： 4個

最佳導演獎：1名 最佳演員獎：若干名

十、比賽要求：

(1)本次比賽要求參賽內容健康積極、文明向上并且能展現大學生的風采，鼓勵大家采用原創劇本。(劇本內容也納入評分范疇)

(2)每出話劇表演時間約10～15分鐘。

(3)于3月28日前，個參賽隊將表演資料上交。(資料應包含表演劇本、人員配置、需要的道具)

(4)個參賽隊要積極的組織進行排練。(如有需要可以聯系劇社人員進行指導。)

十一、備注：

(1)本次比賽由班級的班長負責，心理委員與文藝委員協助。

(2)表演所須的道具、服裝有各班自己負責。(如需要借桌椅的在由各班與總負責人進行聯系。)

(3)一、二、三、優秀獎均由進入決賽的十支隊伍中選出，最佳組織獎是通過對平時組織排練的效果等進行評比的，在所有參賽隊了進行選拔。

(4)獲獎隊伍將頒發獎狀并以資鼓勵。

理學院心理健康協會

理學院學生會

理學院物理學生黨支部

2008-3