第一篇：dc-qagw0年精算師考試50種失敗原因總結(英文版)

、.~ ① 我們‖打〈敗〉了敵人。

②我們‖〔把敵人〕打〈敗〉了。

2010年精算師考試50種失敗原因總結(英文版)

Bring a pillow.Fall asleep(or pretend to)until the 15 minute warning is called.Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents！”

Respond to the written-answer questions in limerick form.(“There once was a trend factor from Cork....”)

Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Aim them at the proctor's left nostril.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out, “I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the proctor is.Bring cheerleaders.Walk in, get the exam, sit down.About five minutes into it, run out, screa e to leave the country“ and run off.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ”Merry Christmas.“ If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.Say you lost the first one.Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.Come down with a BAD case of Turret's Syndrome during the exam.Be as vulgar as possible.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't know one, make one up!

Bring things to throw at the proctor when s/he's not looking.Blame it on the person nearest to you.As soon as the proctor hands you the exam, eat it.Walk into the exam with an entourage.Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.Try to get the proctor to let them stay, be persuasive.Tell the proctor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it.As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.On math-oriented written-answer exams, use Roman numerals.Bring a black marker.Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.Get the exam.Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ”F---this!“ and walk out triumphantly.Arrange a protest before the exam starts.(i.e.Threaten the proctor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

Show up completely drunk.(Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).Every now and then, clap twice rapidly.If the proctor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, ”the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper.DUH!“

Comment on how sexy the proctor is looking that day.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak.After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling ”I'm here, the phantom of the opera“ until they drag you away.Relate the answers to all written-answer questions to your life story.Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say ”you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on！!“

Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.Ignore the proctor's requests for you to stop.When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.When answering math-related written answer questions, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.Bring cheat sheets FOR A DIFFERENT EXAM and include them with your written answer papers with the comment: ”Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.“

When you walk in, complain about the heat.Strip.After you get the exam, call the proctor over, point to any question, ask for the answer.Try to work it out of him/her.One word: Wrestlemania.Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol(e.g., The God/Goddess of Partial Credit).Put it right next to you.Pray to it often.Consider a small sacrifice.Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc...sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.During the exam, take apart everything around you.Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.If you are asked to stop, say ”it helps me think.“ Bring a copy of the Syllabus with you, challenging the proctor to find the section on musical instruments during exams.Don't forget to use the phrase ”Told you so“.Answer one written answer question with the ”Top Ten Footnotes of The CAS Syllabus."

第二篇：btdoevq2_010年精算師考試50種失敗原因總結(英文版)_

^ | You have to believe, there is a way.The ancients said:“ the kingdom of heaven is trying to enter”.Only when the reluctant step by step to go to it 's time, must be managed to get one step down, only have struggled to achieve it.--Guo Ge Tech

2010年精算師考試50種失敗原因總結(英文版)

Bring a pillow.Fall asleep(or pretend to)until the 15 minute warning is called.Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents！”

Respond to the written-answer questions in limerick form.(“There once was a trend factor from Cork....”)

Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Aim them at the proctor's left nostril.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out, “I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the proctor is.Bring cheerleaders.Walk in, get the exam, sit down.About five minutes into it, run out, screa e to leave the country“ and run off.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ”Merry Christmas.“ If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.Say you lost the first one.Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.Come down with a BAD case of Turret's Syndrome during the exam.Be as vulgar as possible.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't know one, make one up!

Bring things to throw at the proctor when s/he's not looking.Blame it on the person nearest to you.As soon as the proctor hands you the exam, eat it.Walk into the exam with an entourage.Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.Try to get the proctor to let them stay, be persuasive.Tell the proctor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it.As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.On math-oriented written-answer exams, use Roman numerals.Bring a black marker.Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.Get the exam.Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ”F---this!“ and walk out triumphantly.Arrange a protest before the exam starts.(i.e.Threaten the proctor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

Show up completely drunk.(Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).Every now and then, clap twice rapidly.If the proctor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, ”the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper.DUH!“

Comment on how sexy the proctor is looking that day.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak.After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling ”I'm here, the phantom of the opera“ until they drag you away.Relate the answers to all written-answer questions to your life story.Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say ”you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on！!“

Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.Ignore the proctor's requests for you to stop.When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.When answering math-related written answer questions, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.Bring cheat sheets FOR A DIFFERENT EXAM and include them with your written answer papers with the comment: ”Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.“

When you walk in, complain about the heat.Strip.After you get the exam, call the proctor over, point to any question, ask for the answer.Try to work it out of him/her.One word: Wrestlemania.Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol(e.g., The God/Goddess of Partial Credit).Put it right next to you.Pray to it often.Consider a small sacrifice.Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc...sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.During the exam, take apart everything around you.Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.If you are asked to stop, say ”it helps me think.“ Bring a copy of the Syllabus with you, challenging the proctor to find the section on musical instruments during exams.Don't forget to use the phrase ”Told you so“.Answer one written answer question with the ”Top Ten Footnotes of The CAS Syllabus."

第三篇：Nmmk10年精算師考試50種失敗原因總結(英文版)

生命中，不斷地有人離開或進入。于是，看見的，看不見的；記住的，遺忘了。生命中，不斷地有得到和失落。于是，看不見的，看見了；遺忘的，記住了。然而，看不見的，是不是就等于不存在？記住的，是不是永遠不會消失？

2010年精算師考試50種失敗原因總結(英文版)

Bring a pillow.Fall asleep(or pretend to)until the 15 minute warning is called.Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents！”

Respond to the written-answer questions in limerick form.(“There once was a trend factor from Cork....”)

Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Aim them at the proctor's left nostril.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out, “I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the proctor is.Bring cheerleaders.Walk in, get the exam, sit down.About five minutes into it, run out, screa e to leave the country“ and run off.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ”Merry Christmas.“ If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.Say you lost the first one.Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.Come down with a BAD case of Turret's Syndrome during the exam.Be as vulgar as possible.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't know one, make one up!

Bring things to throw at the proctor when s/he's not looking.Blame it on the person nearest to you.As soon as the proctor hands you the exam, eat it.Walk into the exam with an entourage.Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.Try to get the proctor to let them stay, be persuasive.Tell the proctor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it.As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.On math-oriented written-answer exams, use Roman numerals.Bring a black marker.Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.Get the exam.Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ”F---this!“ and walk out triumphantly.Arrange a protest before the exam starts.(i.e.Threaten the proctor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

Show up completely drunk.(Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).Every now and then, clap twice rapidly.If the proctor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, ”the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper.DUH!“

Comment on how sexy the proctor is looking that day.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak.After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling ”I'm here, the phantom of the opera“ until they drag you away.Relate the answers to all written-answer questions to your life story.Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say ”you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on！!“

Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.Ignore the proctor's requests for you to stop.When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.When answering math-related written answer questions, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.Bring cheat sheets FOR A DIFFERENT EXAM and include them with your written answer papers with the comment: ”Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.“

When you walk in, complain about the heat.Strip.After you get the exam, call the proctor over, point to any question, ask for the answer.Try to work it out of him/her.One word: Wrestlemania.Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol(e.g., The God/Goddess of Partial Credit).Put it right next to you.Pray to it often.Consider a small sacrifice.Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc...sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.During the exam, take apart everything around you.Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.If you are asked to stop, say ”it helps me think.“ Bring a copy of the Syllabus with you, challenging the proctor to find the section on musical instruments during exams.Don't forget to use the phrase ”Told you so“.Answer one written answer question with the ”Top Ten Footnotes of The CAS Syllabus."

第四篇：2010年精算師考試50種失敗原因總結(英文版)

2010年精算師考試50種失敗原因總結(英文版)

Bring a pillow.Fall asleep(or pretend to)until the 15 minute warning is called.Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents！”

Respond to the written-answer questions in limerick form.(“There once was a trend factor from Cork....”)

Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Aim them at the proctor's left nostril.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out, “I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the proctor is.Bring cheerleaders.Walk in, get the exam, sit down.About five minutes into it, run out, screa e to leave the country“ and run off.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ”Merry Christmas.“ If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.Say you lost the first one.Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.Come down with a BAD case of Turret's Syndrome during the exam.Be as vulgar as possible.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't know one, make one up!

Bring things to throw at the proctor when s/he's not looking.Blame it on the person nearest to you.As soon as the proctor hands you the exam, eat it.Walk into the exam with an entourage.Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam.Try to get the proctor to let them stay, be persuasive.Tell the proctor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it.As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.On math-oriented written-answer exams, use Roman numerals.Bring a black marker.Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.Get the exam.Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ”F---this!“ and walk out triumphantly.Arrange a protest before the exam starts.(i.e.Threaten the proctor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

Show up completely drunk.(Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).Every now and then, clap twice rapidly.If the proctor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, ”the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper.DUH!“

Comment on how sexy the proctor is looking that day.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak.After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling ”I'm here, the phantom of the opera“ until they drag you away.Relate the answers to all written-answer questions to your life story.Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say ”you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on！!“

Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy.Ignore the proctor's requests for you to stop.When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.When answering math-related written answer questions, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.Bring cheat sheets FOR A DIFFERENT EXAM and include them with your written answer papers with the comment: ”Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.“

When you walk in, complain about the heat.Strip.After you get the exam, call the proctor over, point to any question, ask for the answer.Try to work it out of him/her.One word: Wrestlemania.Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol(e.g., The God/Goddess of Partial Credit).Put it right next to you.Pray to it often.Consider a small sacrifice.Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc...sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.During the exam, take apart everything around you.Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.If you are asked to stop, say ”it helps me think.“ Bring a copy of the Syllabus with you, challenging the proctor to find the section on musical instruments during exams.Don't forget to use the phrase ”Told you so“.Answer one written answer question with the ”Top Ten Footnotes of The CAS Syllabus."

第五篇：面試失敗原因總結

面試失敗原因總結 文章整理：一覽昆明英才網（有關專員）

往往很多朋友在面試之后，都會覺得自己的面試表現還不錯，此職位應該是非自己莫屬了。但在家里等通知的時候，總是等了幾天都沒有消息，最后等自己打電話過去問的時候，得到的答案是“此職位已經有合適的人選了”，或者是“對不起，你不適合我們崗位”。這簡直就是晴天霹靂，但是我們回過神了好好回想下，是否我們在面試過程中說否下面的情況發生？如果有的話，我們需要及時調整心態，爭取下次的面試過程中，不要再犯同樣的錯誤。

一、關鍵時刻反應遲鈍

面試官提出一些很關鍵的問題時，如果你也“惜言如金”，那你還面什么試呢？面試官定會認為你這叫反應遲鈍。如果你給面試官留下的是這個印象的話，那么可以說你的求職使命將就此宣告失敗，因為沒有任何一家公司愿意錄用反應遲鈍的人。

言多必失，這句話是對的，“少言”是必要的。但比“少言”更有必要的是“慎言”面試對話不僅要用頭腦，還得用心靈。當你兩腳往面試官面前一站，看著對方一副大模大樣的姿態，你莫名地垂下了眼瞼，無地自容，早先為自己設計好了的答問詞竟蕩然無存。越是如此，你越發慌，致使你說起話來鬼使神差地詞不達意、語無倫次。這都是反應遲鈍的表現。

反應遲鈍者大多容易產生自卑心理，越是自卑，就越遲鈍，這就叫惡性循環。人一旦既自卑又遲鈍，就會不敢正眼看面試官，以至消極、冷漠、煩悶，而這些足以摧毀面試官對你的熱忱和信心。

二、以自我為中心

面試中對自己經歷及能力的表述簡明扼要，適可而止，千萬不要像像開話匣子般沒完沒了地夸夸其談，自吹自擂，甚至主次不分地“以我為主”。比如求職者常常被面試官問及為何會失去過去的職業，有些人為了回避正題，便故意顧左右而言他，大談理想抱負或過去的工作所學非所用；若實在還過不了關，便對過去的工作單位大加痛砭，言下之意就是說原來的工作單位廟太小，容不下他這個大和尚而已。面對這樣夸夸其談的面試者，面試官十有八九會在心里做如此反應：你以為你誰？本廟更用不上你這種華而不實的“大和尚”。

三、目中無人

這是平常愛自高自大、口中無人的人最容易犯的毛病。不得不承認，這種人可能有些比他人高出一籌的資本，但這種資本很可能因為你的狂傲而顯得“舉重若輕”。古人說“厚積薄發”“深藏不露”，這才叫能力資本的真正積淀。

目中無人的求職者大多有一種莫名的控制欲，一心想壓著別人，以顯示自己的優勢。殊不知帶著這種心態去面試，面試官生殺大權在握，讓他畢恭畢敬地聽你“指點江山”，他心中的無明火豈不呼啦呼啦扇起？你惹了面試官，你還面試干什么呀！

四、不自量力急于賣弄

求職就是求職，求職和在職可不一樣。在職者要有主人翁的態度一點兒也不假，但求職時，你的地位還不是主人翁，即使你感覺自己裝了一肚子的好想法，但這絕不足以打動面試官。

在面試官眼里，讓求職者談想法、提建議本身就是一把“雙刃劍”，一方面考察你的思維，同時也為你挖了一個陷阱，它會立馬使你變成“好為人師”“好耍嘴皮子”的家伙。所以，在面試中，最忌諱提些帶忠告性質的建議。不管你的建議多么中肯、多么優秀，最好留著，到錄用后再說，不要在求職時急于賣弄。

五、迫不及待和面試官爭論或者搶話

有的求職者為了獲得面試官的好感，就會試圖通過語言的“攻勢”來“征服”對方。有一個求職者在談話中一直用爭辯和反駁的語氣：“為什么不是這樣！”“我有我的見解，不管你怎么想。”這種爭辯或許能表現出你的才智、機靈、推理能力和說服能力，你可能在某個細節上辯回了面子，殊不知就在你“過了口癮”的同時，面試官從大局考慮，為了單位將來能得安寧，已經放棄對你的錄用了。

贏得一場爭辯而失去一份好的工作，可謂是“因小大大”。面試的目標不是在談話中取勝，也不是去開辯論會，而是要得到工作。

六、裝可憐博同情

求職不是訴苦會，更不是救助會。有些求職者在面試時沒有擺正自己的位置，人家一提問，便借回答之際大倒苦水又是自己曾經歷這樣那樣的不幸，又是難忍家庭負擔之重云云，以為這樣能引起面試官的同情，殊不知這樣做不但得不到人家的同情，反倒讓人倒起胃口！人都有倒霉的時候。有的人心理承受能力差，一遇到倒霉事就唏噓感嘆，成天嚷著世道不公，并擺出一副苦大仇深的樣子。這樣做或許能換取別人的同情心，但把這一手法一廂情愿地運用到求職面試上，那一定會慘敗。

七、提問過于低級

求職面試不是入學面試。面試官要考察的是你的綜合能力而同時你也可以問一些與你所學的專業相關的問題，或者問一些企業工作制度等問題。但在發問之前，你必須好好想想你將要問的問題是否有現實意義，尤其不要提一些低級的甚至是幼稚的問題。比如像單位里是否24小時供熱水？辦公室內是否有衛生間？單位平常是否組織大家旅游等等，這些很可能使很好的面試砸了鍋。