第一篇：老友記第一季 第二集筆記

【102】The One With The Sonogram At The End

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No.2 The One With the Sonogram at the End

上集說道Rach和Ross分別經歷了感情鎮痛，這一集開始，Ross得知前妻Carol有了身孕，被迫同Carol的同志伴侶Susan一起，陪Carol參加助產訓練班。Ross和Monica的父母來吃飯，由于Monica從小就在家里不如Ross優秀，所以再次感到巨大壓力，只好抖出Ross和Carol的事情。Ross和Rachel同病相憐,Rachel把戒指還給Barry, 結果發現，Barry不僅沒有尋死覓活，反而過的很開心，原來他已經和Rachel的伴娘Mindy好上了。這一集里面我選了十多個句子簡單講解下。(PS:上次寫了一之后，很多壇子上的朋友提出了很多意見，大部分我都虛心接受了，在修訂版中，我會都改正過來。我的英語估計也就四級水平，所以所寫的只能是拋磚引玉。其實這里很多英語高手，希望大家能一起Continue...如果可能的話，我想聯系一下朋友，看看是否可能結集出版。)

1．Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.幾個好朋友在一起聊性的話題，Monica說男人不懂接吻的重要性，Joey根本不屑一顧，于是Rachel說了這樣一句話，意思是：初吻可以讓你明白一切。呵呵，是不是想起自己的初吻了？

2．Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.Chandler也發表了自己的觀點，他說接吻很大程度上像是序幕（an opening act）,像是你聽Pink Floyd的音樂會之前不得不忍受的笑星們的表演一樣。Pink Floyd是美國一支很著名的樂隊。能聽出Chandler的潛臺詞吧？

3．Marsha: Well, she has issues.Issues在這里是煩惱、問題的意思，以后碰到別人好像悶悶不樂的時候，你就可以上前來上一句Do you have any issues?

4．Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid.Carol去Museum里找Ross,Ross非常尷尬，于是沒話找話問Carol的家人怎么看待她是Lesbian的事兒，于是Carol告訴他，馬堤仍然神經兮兮的。Paranoid這個單詞是類似妄想狂的意思，有點histerical的意思。

5．Rachel: Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him...'Hi Barry!Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder...這里“stomp on one’s heart”stomp是用腳踏的意思，可以想象用腳踏在心上是什么意思了吧，對，就是讓人心碎的意思。

6．Chandler: Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?“kinda”在片中出現的次數非常頻繁，也是口語中非常實用的詞語，意思是有一點兒，相當于kind of.這句話的意思比較令人費解，結合場景，這里應該是Chandler挖苦Monica不該早些把枕頭提前完全搞好。In perspective這里是提前的意思。

7．Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.Ross和Monica的父母來看望他們，由于從小父母就喜歡Ross（因為Ross成績優異，為人老實，而Monica性格獨立，而且那時候還很胖chubby）,所以在吃飯的時候老是無意識的諷刺Monica,于是Monica想讓Ross提提自己老婆是Lesbian而且有了孩子的事兒轉移注意力。Take some of the heat off sb,這里是幫Monica減輕壓力的意思。

8．Mrs.Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...“at the altar”應該理解為“在婚禮上，在舉行婚禮時”，altar這里就可以理解為”教堂“，所以這句話的意思，我認為應該是：（雖然Rachel的父母為籌備婚禮花了不少錢，而Rachel又逃婚），但是至少Rachel還有機會在舉行婚禮之際離開那個男人，（言下之意，Monica到現在連個結婚還都沒有）。

9．Mr.Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published.Other people are satisfied with staying where they are-I'm telling you , these are the people who never get cancer.“shoot for”是爭取、得到或完成的意思。老爸蓋勒也似乎對女兒不太友好，他一方面贊揚Ross，一方面不忘貶低Monica,說她滿足于現狀不思進取，說她這樣的人絕對不會得癌癥…

10.Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'.Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard.Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...“wanna”=want to,口語中常這樣子簡化，類似得還有”gonna”,就是going to得意思。Steer是駕駛掌舵的意思，“steer clear of the word”意思就是好好駕馭這個詞的意思，暗示Rach不要隨便亂用“dumped”，因為他作為一個男人自尊可能會受傷害，所以雖然這樣做很難，但是還是不要顯得太神采飛揚。“terrific”口語中多半用來表示贊賞,雖然它的本意是“令人恐慌的，糟糕的”。

11.Ross: How could I forget? 我覺得這句話應該熟記，這樣你就可以咬牙切齒的對某個人，某件事說“how could I forget?”，我怎么能忘記呢？打死我也不會忘記的?？梢韵胍奟oss當時的神態了吧，真有種欲殺Susan而后快的感覺。

12.Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together.Things change, roll with the punches.I believe Julia's on the table..?“roll with the punches”punch除了打孔機的意思之外，還有打擊的意思，這里應該是說，讓這些打擊減輕一些吧（Roll就是滾的意思，那當然是減輕了）?！皁n the table”是“在桌面上，公開的”意思，Ross認為如果他和Carol的孩子是女兒的話，應該光明堂皇的叫做Julia。

13．Chandler: I dunno, but..I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.“dunno”是don’t know的縮寫，Chandler和Joey被逼著看sonogram的錄像帶，可是看得一頭霧水，Chandler居然說似乎是胎兒要進攻了。

“哥倫比亞”號是美國第一艘航天飛機，就是幾個月前掉下來的那艘，也是美國曾有的五艘航天飛機之一

（但是現在就剩三艘了，1986年“挑戰者”爆炸）

“企業號”(ENTERPRISE)是電影《星際迷航》系列里的那艘母艦,并是真實的歷史原型

“告別過去，展望未來，銀河系中最著名的星際飛船企業號將執行它的第一次任務。系列劇《星際航行》（Star Trek）的第五個系列《企業號》將于周三晚首播，屆時將有長達2小時的UPN試播節目。忠實的《星際航行》迷們可以會大吃一驚，以前4部電視劇系列劇和9部電影（馬上就會成為10部）中那些誠實、正義而又理智的星際艦隊成員都不見了蹤影。為了吸引更多的觀眾，整個演員陣容幾乎被重新組建。這個新的系列劇的時間設定在未來150年人類的星際航行剛剛起步時，要到此后100年James T.Kirk船長才會領導企業號?！? 所以，噱頭的精髓已領悟到了，至于片中翻譯成什么就無傷大雅了，只要孩子像什么與之對應就行了。

CVN65 the Enterprise us navy aircraft carrier 美國海軍的“企業”號才是歷史原型哦...我認為企業號應該是指《星際迷航》系列（名字可能不準）中的太空戰艦。錢德是說掃描圖象科幻電影中的雷達或某種探測的畫面。

應該是STAR TREK里面的企業號吧，他諷刺小孩長得難看啊

美國有艘航空母艦叫The Enterprise。

Star Trek里前后共計7艘The Enterprise，有：

NCC-1701(TOS里，Kirk那代的船)

NCC-1701A(TOS movie,The Search for Spock(III)里，Kirk為了殺死Klingon人把1701炸了，Voyage Home(IV)最后StarFleet把另一艘船改名為The Enterprise，編號NCC-1701A，The Final Frontier(V),The Undiscovered Country(VI)里也是這艘船)

NCC-1701B(Generation(VII)開始，新飛船試航，Kirk最為退休船長登上這艘船，最后死在船上(歷史上是這么說的))

NCC-1701C(TNG, episode 63(3.15)Yesterday's Enterprise里出現的20年前的Enterprise)

NCC-1701D(TNG 電視劇，Picard那代的船，在電影Generation(VII)最后墜毀)NCC-1701E(TNG電影，First Contact(VIII),Insurrection(IX),Nemesis(X)中的船，在Nemesis(X)遭到嚴重毀壞但已被修復，沒有下文)

NX-01(Prequel電視劇 Enterprise中的Enterprise)

美國有架航天飛機也叫The Enterprise，好像只是試飛用的，聽說是因為Star Trek Fans的強烈呼吁才起這個名字的。

至于Friends中提到的，我記得原話是“I think it's about to attack the Enterprise”，肯定是指Star Trek，Chan覺得那個超聲波圖看起來像是Alien Vessel。

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1.Ross: Does she.Marsha: He's out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!

Q:他在外頭用棍子痛擊其他女人的腦袋，而她卻坐在家里想方設法地讓野象聞到地毯的味道。這話什么意思？有點讓人莫名其妙。好像是想說兩口子不合拍，但是感覺這樣理解理由也不是很充分，為什么打的是other women，而不是other men。茫然……

這里該是Masha和Ross調侃的一段話，沒有什么特殊含義，可是Ross卻非常較勁兒，居然真的和Masha討論起來究竟那些Mannequin所代表的原始人的煩惱起來，還說他們應該真正擔心的是冰河世紀的到來......真不接風情，還好這時候Carol來了，解了Masha的圍。

2.Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow...Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that-(Monica glares at her.)-but, it's fine!

Monica: Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.Q: ammunition在這里指什么？

A: ammunition的本意是“軍火、彈藥”，這里Monica給Phoebe解釋為什么她會這么在意枕頭是否“松”，因為她不想讓她那個挑剔的母親又有更多口實來說她。（雖然后面她母親還是沒有放過這么一個小小的細節）

3.Phoebe: Monica-Hi!Um, Monica, you're scaring me.I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly.And not-not in a good way.Q: chaotic and twirly是表示舉止反常的意思吧。

A: Phoebe對正在弄枕頭的Monica說的“chaotic and twirly”其實是老美要來形容人“慌慌張張的……”的意思。（chaotic混亂的、twirly團團轉的）

4.Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!Q:Thighmaster是什么？這句話什么意思？

A:Chandler突然發現他們六個人一直關心的裸男竟然買了一個健腿器，所以很驚訝的說了這句話。那個裸男一直沒有露臉過，但是卻一直貫穿在這個電視中，常常會因為他的一些事情讓這六個人大發感慨。

Thigh Master

5.ob/gyn的正確意思 Main Entry: OB-GYN

Function: abbreviation：obstetrician gynecologist, obstetrics gynecology

6.chandler說Monica :You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days 這是什么意思?。?doy指什么？

first people used to say “duh” which is a sound that indicated stupidity, but for a little while, it turned into “doy” which has the same meaning.it just SOUNDS stupid.7.the “comedian” argument

Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...basically just trying to stay awake.Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian.Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.各位幫幫忙，這兩句我怎么也弄不明白有什么搞笑的地方？？

1.chan用類比，show對應sex，comedian對應first kiss，fighting traffic 我想是指男人面對女人總要找 more feelings of first kiss than sex，basically just trying to stay awake 我想是指男人通常就會搞得很沒心情

Rachel用comedian對應first kiss，listening to that album對應sex 2.我想這是chandler的Joke Package的一部分吧.Just imagine this:

When the show is over, the man drives his girlfriend home.On the way home, while the man is fighting with the heavy traffic, the woman is nagging crazily about the whole comedian thing like forever.The man doesn't see why his girl is so attacted to the geek comedian, and he is totally freaked out and feels like being tortured by her girlfriend.Like Chandler stated later in 50*, he can't screw up their relationship by telling the truth, like yelling at his girl “Would you just stop nagging, Mom(Mon), Gees.” He can do nothing but try to stay awake or learn how to sleep with his eyes open, otherwise he's gonna be in a very dangerous situation with his girl.The same thing could probably happen after the 2 lovers made out.It seems like a rule for guys in Friends to discuss all the stuff related to “it” after making love , which is especially obvious in 301TOW the Leia.In that eppy, Rachel sold Ross out by revealing his little sexual fantacy to Phoebe.So, I guess the by saying “in a car or fighting traffic” things, chandler indicates 2 lovers chat or “discuss” about sex, just like people like to talk about a show right after it is over.Unfortunately lovers have pretty good chances to be at odds with each other on this kind of occasion.3.here, “comedian” means “kiss”(not “first kiss”, Rachel says “everything you need to know is in the first kiss”, just because she think that “from the first kiss you can read his/her real feeling about you, so first kiss is important”), “concert” means “sex”.When having sex, girls like something gentle and romantic like kiss, like move fingers on lovers' body(the stand-up comedian), while what boys really want is(mostly)just in-and-out, the physical excitement and the climax(that's Pink Floyd's live show, that's why we bought the ticket, hahahaha....).And after the sex, girls tends to hug and kiss and keep on enjoying the romance(looking for the comedian again), but boys.....u know, satisfied and exhausted(we r in the car, we r fighting traffic), we always prefer falling in sleep.But not to piss off our sweetheart, boys have to hug back and kiss back and tell her 'I love you'......basically just trying to stay awake.Well, Rachel's answer is really funny, each time i just can't help laughing, hahahaha.....She says “word of advice: Bring back the comedian.Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone”, that is, “You better kiss her after the sex, Otherwise next time nobody wants to have sex with you except yourself(you can only satisfy yourself by wank)” 確實是很Blue，不過我覺得Friends最吸引人的地方之一就是以一種很隨意戲謔的態度討論性的問題，很輕松很愉快(而且我覺得還算比較健康了)。我也問過一些美國朋友，現實生活中他們也不會象那幫家伙那樣談性的問題跟吃點心一樣隨意的，畢竟這是很隱私的問題。

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1、issues大部分的時候都可以解釋為“問題”，但在不同的語境里面翻譯會有少許的不同，在這里可以理解成“她有點困擾（的事情）?！?/p>

2、“He's out ”在這里表狀態，表示“他在外面……”，后面“banging other women over the head with a club”是他在外面所干的事。一般口語中常常會忽略語法，所以如果死摳語法，會發現很多不合語法的地方的。整句翻譯“他在外頭亂搞女人，而她卻待家里設法去除地毯上乳齒象的味道”。

這里CLUB不是一般俱樂部的意思，這里的CLUB是打擊的意思

3、speaking of issues直譯為“談到問題，……”就可以了，這是馬莎要引起下一句所用的一個小轉折而已。

4、I gave you one job“我只給了你一件事干！”潛臺詞是“你卻把它搞砸了！”

5、Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now.“你（的表情）再保持這樣兩小時，就會變成我現在這樣。”

6、Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon“這樣的話，枕頭的事就可先放在一旁?是不是，Monica？” Chandler式的幽默，用來諷刺Monica太緊張房間是否整潔的玩笑。

7、fit into 有適應、協調的意思，這句翻譯為“你打算怎么處理（面對）整件事？”

8、up to me！——由我決定！

9、sonogram指“B超圖”的意思。

10.Monica: I hate men!I hate men!

Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.Pheobe is new age, so she's really aware of the universe and how things relate to it.and she just means that you don't want to put hatred out into the world.and she was being a little over-dramatic about it.11.Chances are he's gonna be this ,this broken shell of a man.““現在他可能痛不欲生”

12.stomped on your heart 是把你的心踩碎了

13.shoot for stars是比喻，像星星發射市發射的很遠，就是目標很高，大體是這樣

14.pro是專業的, =professional.Mathew plays tennis like a pro.Mathew打網球很專業(像一個專業的網球player)

15.maid of honor伴娘, best man伴郎

16.borders on就是快要根什么什么聯系起來了,就是說快變成什么了.Carol說,那幾乎是虐待兒童了

17.cheap shot shot是指她嘗試做的那件事情, 比如give it a shot就是give it a try 那種做法有點賤, 賤就是便宜, 便宜就是 cheap

18.”you've got me!你難到我了“.19.Phigh-powered,driven career type指那種熱衷于工作的人；

20.on the table這里指在討論的范圍之內，這里他們討論的是Baby的name，Ross覺得Julia不錯

21.I,m an orthodontist就是做牙齒矯形、正畸的醫生

22.roll with the punches世事難料，兵來將擋

23.plugs 植發；They haven't quite taken yet。還沒牢固呢；lenses 隱形眼睛

24.Ross:“Well, y' know , these people are pros.They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.”

Ross意思是無論發生什么事，他父母最后都能把問題繞到Monica身上

25.Greenstein's gagging.Greenstein在作嘔

26.Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller Cause I think that borders on child abuse.名字長并且奇怪會給孩子帶來很多不便！可能其他同齡人會嘲笑這個孩子，給孩子心靈造成傷害，所以是虐待兒童！

27.gets his way 是說Ross的”如意算盤"可以實現了

28.I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but..thanks for sharing.醫生問準媽媽有沒有惡心，Ross和那個lesbian女人也說惡心（其實是由于剛才取名爭執引起的不愉快），醫生不明白發生了什么，所以說thanks for sharing(與準媽媽一樣的惡心的癥狀)

29.you're welling up.if feelings well up inside you, they become very strong :A sense of hurt and outrage welled up inside him.

第二篇：老友記第一季學習筆記

[102]The One With The Sonogram At The End antique’s No.2 The One With the Sonogram at the End 上集說道Rach和Ross分別經歷了感情鎮痛，這一集開始，Ross得知前妻Carol有了身孕，被迫同Carol的同志伴侶Susan一起，陪Carol參加助產訓練班。Ross和Monica的父母來吃飯，由于Monica從小就在家里不如Ross優秀，所以再次感到巨大壓力，只好抖出Ross和Carol的事情。Ross和Rachel同病相憐,Rachel把戒指還給Barry, 結果發現，Barry不僅沒有尋死覓活，反而過的很開心，原來他已經和Rachel的伴娘Mindy好上了。這一集里面我選了十多個句子簡單講解下。(PS:上次寫了一之后，很多壇子上的朋友提出了很多意見，大部分我都虛心接受了，在修訂版中，我會都改正過來。我的英語估計也就四級水平，所以所寫的只能是拋磚引玉。其實這里很多英語高手，希望大家能一起Continue...如果可能的話，我想聯系一下朋友，看看是否可能結集出版。)1．Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.幾個好朋友在一起聊性的話題，Monica說男人不懂接吻的重要性，Joey根本不屑一顧，于是Rachel說了這樣一句話，意思是：初吻可以讓你明白一切。呵呵，是不是想起自己的初吻了？

2．Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.Chandler也發表了自己的觀點，他說接吻很大程度上像是序幕（an opening act）,像是你聽Pink Floyd的音樂會之前不得不忍受的笑星們的表演一樣。Pink Floyd是美國一支很著名的樂隊。能聽出Chandler的潛臺詞吧？

3．Marsha: Well, she has issues.Issues在這里是煩惱、問題的意思，以后碰到別人好像悶悶不樂的時候，你就可以上前來上一句Do you have any issues? 4．Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid.Carol去Museum里找Ross,Ross非常尷尬，于是沒話找話問Carol的家人怎么看待她是Lesbian的事兒，于是Carol告訴他，馬堤仍然神經兮兮的。Paranoid這個單詞是類似妄想狂的意思，有點histerical的意思。

5．Rachel: Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him...'Hi Barry!Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder...這里“stomp on one’s heart”stomp是用腳踏的意思，可以想象用腳踏在心上是什么意思了吧，對，就是讓人心碎的意思。

6．Chandler: Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?“kinda”在片中出現的次數非常頻繁，也是口語中非常實用的詞語，意思是有一點兒，相當于kind of.這句話的意思比較令人費解，結合場景，這里應該是Chandler挖苦Monica不該早些把枕頭提前完全搞好。In perspective這里是提前的意思。

7．Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.Ross和Monica的父母來看望他們，由于從小父母就喜歡Ross（因為Ross成績優異，為人老實，而Monica性格獨立，而且那時候還很胖chubby）,所以在吃飯的時候老是無意識的諷刺Monica,于是Monica想讓Ross提提自己老婆是Lesbian而且有了孩子的事兒轉移注意力。Take some of the heat off sb,這里是幫Monica減輕壓力的意思。

8．Mrs.Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...“at the altar”應該理解為“在婚禮上，在舉行婚禮時”，altar這里就可以理解為”教堂“，所以這句話的意思，我認為應該是：（雖然Rachel的父母為籌備婚禮花了不少錢，而Rachel又逃婚），但是至少Rachel還有機會在舉行婚禮之際離開那個男人，（言下之意，Monica到現在連個結婚還都沒有）。

9．Mr.Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published.Other people are satisfied with staying where they are-I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.“shoot for”是爭取、得到或完成的意思。老爸蓋勒也似乎對女兒不太友好，他一方面贊揚Ross，一方面不忘貶低Monica,說她滿足于現狀不思進取，說她這樣的人絕對不會得癌癥?

10.Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'.Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard.Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...“wanna”=want to,口語中常這樣子簡化，類似得還有”gonna”,就是going to得意思。Steer是駕駛掌舵的意思，“steer clear of the word”意思就是好好駕馭這個詞的意思，暗示Rach不要隨便亂用“dumped”，因為他作為一個男人自尊可能會受傷害，所以雖然這樣做很難，但是還是不要顯得太神采飛揚?！皌errific”口語中多半用來表示贊賞,雖然它的本意是“令人恐慌的，糟糕的”。

11.Ross: How could I forget? 我覺得這句話應該熟記，這樣你就可以咬牙切齒的對某個人，某件事說“how could I forget?”，我怎么能忘記呢？打死我也不會忘記的?？梢韵胍奟oss當時的神態了吧，真有種欲殺Susan而后快的感覺。

12.Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together.Things change, roll with the punches.I believe Julia's on the table..?“roll with the punches”punch除了打孔機的意思之外，還有打擊的意思，這里應該是說，讓這些打擊減輕一些吧（Roll就是滾的意思，那當然是減輕了）。“on the table”是“在桌面上，公開的”意思，Ross認為如果他和Carol的孩子是女兒的話，應該光明堂皇的叫做Julia。

13．Chandler: I dunno, but..I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.“dunno”是don’t know的縮寫，Chandler和Joey被逼著看sonogram的錄像帶，可是看得一頭霧水，Chandler居然說似乎是胎兒要進攻了。

“哥倫比亞”號是美國第一艘航天飛機，就是幾個月前掉下來的那艘，也是美國曾有的五艘航天飛機之一

（但是現在就剩三艘了，1986年“挑戰者”爆炸）

“企業號”(ENTERPRISE)是電影《星際迷航》系列里的那艘母艦,并是真實的歷史原型

“告別過去，展望未來，銀河系中最著名的星際飛船企業號將執行它的第一次任務。系列劇《星際航行》（Star Trek）的第五個系列《企業號》將于周三晚首播，屆時將有長達2小時的UPN試播節目。忠實的《星際航行》迷們可以會大吃一驚，以前4部電視劇系列劇和9部電影（馬上就會成為10部）中那些誠實、正義而又理智的星際艦隊成員都不見了蹤影。為了吸引更多的觀眾，整個演員陣容幾乎被重新組建。這個新的系列劇的時間設定在未來150年人類的星際航行剛剛起步時，要到此后100年James T.Kirk船長才會領導企業號。”

所以，噱頭的精髓已領悟到了，至于片中翻譯成什么就無傷大雅了，只要孩子像什么與之對應就行了。

CVN65 the Enterprise us navy aircraft carrier 美國海軍的“企業”號才是歷史原型哦...－－－－－－－－－

1.Ross: Does she.Marsha: He's out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!Q:他在外頭用棍子痛擊其他女人的腦袋，而她卻坐在家里想方設法地讓野象聞到地毯的味道。這話什么意思？有點讓人莫名其妙。好像是想說兩口子不合拍，但是感覺這樣理解理由也不是很充分，為什么打的是other women，而不是other men。茫然??

這里該是Masha和Ross調侃的一段話，沒有什么特殊含義，可是Ross卻非常較勁兒，居然真的和Masha討論起來究竟那些Mannequin所代表的原始人的煩惱起來，還說他們應該真正擔心的是冰河世紀的到來......真不接風情，還好這時候Carol來了，解了Masha的圍。

2.Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow...Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that-(Monica glares at her.)-but, it's fine!Monica: Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.Q:ammunition在這里指什么？

A:ammunition的本意是“軍火、彈藥”，這里Monica給Phoebe解釋為什么她會這么在意枕頭是否“松”，因為她不想讓她那個挑剔的母親又有更多口實來說她。（雖然后面她母親還是沒有放過這么一個小小的細節）

3.Phoebe: Monica-Hi!Um, Monica, you're scaring me.I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly.And not-not in a good way.Q:chaotic and twirly是表示舉止反常的意思吧。

A:Phoe對正在弄枕頭的mon說的“chaotic and twirly”其實是老美要來形容人“慌慌張張的??”的意思。（chaotic混亂的、twirly團團轉的）

4.Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!Q:Thighmaster是什么？這句話什么意思？

A:Chandler突然發現他們六個人一直關心的裸男竟然買了一個健腿器，所以很驚訝的說了這句話。那個裸男一直沒有露臉過，但是卻一直貫穿在這個電視中，常常會因為他的一些事情讓這六個人大發感慨。

Thigh Master 5.ob/gyn的正確意思 Main Entry: OB-GYN Function: abbreviation：obstetrician gynecologist, obstetrics gynecology 6.chandler說monica:You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days 這是什么意思??？'doy指什么？

first people used to say “duh” which is a sound that indicated stupidity, but for a little while, it turned into “doy” which has the same meaning.it just SOUNDS stupid.7.the “comedian” argument Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...basically just trying to stay awake.Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian.Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.各位幫幫忙，這兩句我怎么也弄不明白有什么搞笑的地方？？

1.chan用類比，show對應sex，comedian對應first kiss，fighting traffic 我想是指男人面對女人總要找 more feelings of first kiss than sex，basically just trying to stay awake 我想是指男人通常就會搞得很沒心情

rach用comedian對應first kiss，listening to that album對應sex 2.我想這是chandler的Joke Package的一部分吧.Just imagine this: When the show is over, the man drives his girlfriend home.On the way home, while the man is fighting with the heavy traffic, the woman is nagging crazily about the whole comedian thing like forever.The man doesn't see why his girl is so attacted to the geek comedian, and he is totally freaked out and feels like being tortured by her girlfriend.Like Chandler stated later in 50*, he can't screw up their relationship by telling the truth, like yelling at his girl “Would you just stop nagging, Mom(Mon), Gees.” He can do nothing but try to stay awake or learn how to sleep with his eyes open, otherwise he's gonna be in a very dangerous situation with his girl.The same thing could probably happen after the 2 lovers made out.It seems like a rule for guys in Friends to discuss all the stuff related to “it” after making love , which is especially obvious in 301TOW the Leia.In that eppy, Rachel sold Ross out by revealing his little sexual fantacy to Phoebe.So, I guess the by saying “in a car or fighting traffic” things, chandler indicates 2 lovers chat or “discuss”about sex, just like people like to talk about a show right after it is over.Unfortunately lovers have pretty good chances to be at odds with each other on this kind of occasion.3.here, “comedian” means “kiss”(not “first kiss”, rachel says “everything you need to know is in the first kiss”, just because she think that “from the first kiss you can read his/her real feeling about you, so first kiss is important”), “concert” means “sex”.When having sex, girls like something gentle and romantic like kiss, like move fingers on lovers' body(the stand-up comedian), while what boys really want is(mostly)just in-and-out, the physical excitement and the climax(that's Pink Floyd's live show, that's why we bought the ticket, hahahaha....).And after the sex, girls tends to hug and kiss and keep on enjoying the romance(looking for the comedian again), but boys.....u know, satisified and exhausted(we r in the car, we r fighting traffic), we always prefer falling in sleep.But not to piss off our sweetheart, boys have to hug back and kiss back and tell her 'I love you'......basically just trying to stay awake.Well, Rachel's answer is really funny, each time i just can't help laughing, hahahaha.....She says “word of advice: Bring back the comedian.Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone”, that is, “You better kiss her after the sex, Otherwise next time nobody wants to have sex with you except yourself(you can only satisfy yourself by wank)” 確實是很Blue，不過我覺得Friends最吸引人的地方之一就是以一種很隨意戲謔的態度討論性的問題，很輕松很愉快(而且我覺得還算比較健康了)。我也問過一些美國朋友，現實生活中他們也不會象那幫家伙那樣談性的問題跟吃點心一樣隨意的，畢竟這是很隱私的問題。

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1、issues大部分的時候都可以解釋為“問題”，但在不同的語境里面翻譯會有少許的不同，在這里可以理解成“她有點困擾（的事情）?！?/p>

2、“He's out ”在這里表狀態，表示“他在外面??”，后面“banging other women over the head with a club”是他在外面所干的事。一般口語中常常會忽略語法，所以如果死摳語法，會發現很多不合語法的地方的。整句翻譯“他在外頭亂搞女人，而她卻待家里設法去除地毯上乳齒象的味道”。

這里CLUB不是一般俱樂部的意思，這里的CLUB是打擊的意思

3、speaking of issues直譯為“談到問題，??”就可以了，這是馬莎要引起下一句所用的一個小轉折而已。

4、I gave you one job“我只給了你一件事干！”潛臺詞是“你卻把它搞砸了！”

5、Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now.“你（的表情）再保持這樣兩小時，就會變成我現在這樣。”

6、Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon“這樣的話，枕頭的事就可先放在一旁?是不是，mon？” CHAN式的幽默，用來諷刺MON太緊張房間是否整潔的玩笑。

7、fit into 有適應、協調的意思，這句翻譯為“你打算怎么處理（面對）整件事？”

8、up to me！——由我決定！

9、sonogram指“B超圖”的意思。

10.Monica: I hate men!I hate men!Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.pheobe is new age, so she's really aware of the universe and how things relate to it.and she just means that you don't want to put hatred out into the world.and she was being a little over-dramatic about it.11.Chances are he's gonna be this,this broken shell of a man.““現在他可能痛不欲生”

12.stomped on your heart 是把你的心踩碎了

13.shoot for stars是比喻，像星星發射市發射的很遠，就是目標很高，大體是這樣

14.pro是專業的, =professional.Mathew plays tennis like a pro.mathew打網球很專業(像一個專業的網球player)15.maid of honor伴娘, best man伴郎

16.borders on就是快要根什么什么聯系起來了,就是說快變成什么了.Carol說,那幾乎是虐待兒童了

17.cheap shot shot是指她嘗試做的那件事情, 比如give it a shot就是give it a try 那種做法有點賤, 賤就是便宜, 便宜就是 cheap 18.”you've got me!你難到我了“.19.Phigh-powered,driven career type指那種熱衷于工作的人；

20.on the table這里指在討論的范圍之內，這里他們討論的是Baby的name，Ross覺得Julia不錯

21.I,m an orthodontist就是做牙齒矯形、正畸的醫生

22.roll with the punches世事難料，兵來將擋

23.plugs 植發；They haven't quite taken yet。還沒牢固呢；lenses 隱形眼睛

24.Ross:“Well, y'know, these people are pros.They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.”

ross意思是無論發生什么事，他父母最后都能把問題繞到monica身上 【103】The One With The Thumb antique’s NO.3 The One With the Thumb 前兩回合（101、102）已經基本上把Friends的主要人物和性格特點展現出來了，從103開始，觀眾的重點可以放在情節的鋪開上，這部情景劇每一集都有一個或者多個故事，但又都同前面的故事相銜接，因此既可以獨立成章，又保持了連貫性，這也是能夠經久不衰的原因之一吧。

這集的主要情節如下：Ross終于發現真相：童年時的愛犬Chichi(天啦，不是我們這個論壇cici的兄妹吧？)死掉了、而不是被送往農場養老，當年被父母善意的欺騙了。Chandler戒煙失敗,眾人皆不滿，于是他巧妙的將矛頭指向各人的缺點，籍此轉移了注意力。Phoebe從銀行得到一筆飛來橫財,她去投訴，反而陰差陽錯獲得更多賠償；她將錢悉數送人，對方報以一罐蘇打水——開罐飲用時發現了一根拇指在里頭,飲料公司賠償給她更多美刀。Monica的新男友Alan大受其余五人愛戴，但Monica最終還是決定和他分手，不料Alan如釋重負，原來他早就受不了Monica的五個朋友了。

1.Phoebe: Um, not so good.He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!' Phoebe同一個男人出去約會回來告訴大家，那個男人怎么和她說的?！癢e should do this again”，表面上好像是以后我們還應該再繼續約會，其實這是dating language，往往都是反著說的，近年來網路上有很多類似的帖子，大家可以找來看看，很搞笑的。Phoebe說完之后，大家都明白了，只有可愛的Rach傻乎乎的不明所以，還在那里夸好，于是大家只好半是賣弄半是教她的舉了其他一些例子。比如“It's not you'”就是“It is you”，“You're such a nice guy”意思是 “I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you”等等。戀愛中的人們想必能夠理解這些吧，是不是經常聽到女娃娃講“I hate u”？

2．Joey: Yeah.Cushions the blow.可憐的Rach問是不是只有她是顆嫩草，善解人意的Joey來了這么一句，意思是take it easy.想想看吧，cushion是墊子的意思，用墊子承接打擊，當然是放輕松點的意思咯。這可以作為固定用法記下來。

3．Monica: I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him.I mean, they're like-coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd.Paula: Listen.As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing.I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.Coyote是一種產于北美大草原的小狼，可以和hyena一起記憶。Pick off the weak members of the herd,摘取、挑選弱處下手的意思。在Paula的回答中，她先擺了一下自己的老資格“As someone who’s seen more than her fair share of bad beef”（意即作為一個見了過多臭牛排的廚師來說，別忘了，她和Monica都是廚師這重身份，這里她用bad beef比喻那些不怎么樣的男人），然后告誡Monica這沒什么大不了的，不是什么糟糕的事情，畢竟他們是你的朋友，在你身后幫你留神著呢。

4．Paula: Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy..odds這里的意思是可能的機會、幾率，相當于Chance。記住一個詞組odds and ends，是零碎的東西的意思，經常能看到報紙或者雜志用這個詞組作為一個欄目名稱。整句話翻譯過來就是：如果他們永遠不能見到那個家伙，你會發現（他們完全接受他的）機會幾乎沒有。Slim的變形slimmer這里表示非常渺茫的意思。5．Monica:(to Alan)Thanks.I'll call you tomorrow.(Alan exits, to all)Okay.Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin.Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm? 這段話很多人討論過，主要集中在Alan-bashing上，其實之前Monica已經是下了很大的決心要帶Alan同大家見面，心里已經做好了被挖苦的準備了（之前的wine guy,還有那個說話漏風的家伙等等一定讓她被諷刺的很不爽），不過這次大家總算給足了面子，包括為了抽煙而寧愿在走廊淋的渾身濕透的Chandler（dripping wet）,Monica一定覺得怪怪的，所以才會等Alan一走就面向大家：好了，現在開始Alan的批判會吧?。ˋlan-bashing是個有趣的組合，我們也可以用的，比如看到Antique欺負誰了，也可以來個antique-bashing嘛。“take the first shot”也值得記下，各種場合都可以用，“誰先來？”，呵呵，Antique的筆記那么臭，開批判會啦，who’s gonna take the first shot? 6.Ross:...So I think Alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured.“yardstick” 本身是一種丈量工具，即 “碼尺、準繩”，其引申之意也就是 “衡量?的標準或尺度”,后面跟介詞of或against, 比如：Is diploma the only yardstick of knowledge? Ross等幾個拼命吹噓Alan，也不知道是真的喜歡還是投Monica所好，總之Monica樂壞了。

7.Chandler: So I have a flaw!Big deal!Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing?...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this? Flaw這里是fault、drawback或shortcoming的意思，吹牛的時候你可以說Antique is so perfect,he has no flaw?.，big deal單獨用在某句話中多半表示反語或者反問，用的更常見的是no big deal.意思是沒什么大不了的。想想真替chandler鳴冤，中國還有很多男人不抽煙被斥為沒有男人味道呢，呵呵，果然他心里不平衡了，開始數落起其它幾個老友的flaw來 比如Joey沒事就喜歡把指關節摁得直響(knuckle-cracking)、Ross說起話來每個字的發音都那么鏗鏘有力(with his over-pronouncing every single word)、Monica笑起來會打隔(with that snort when she laughs),呵呵，這招就叫圍魏救趙。果然在他的挑撥離間計下，其他幾個馬上degenerate into bickering,陷入了一場口水戰中去了。

8.Monica: Can you believe it?...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing.I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing.Paula: Honey..you should always feel the thing.Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!這里一共出現了四個“feel the thing”，第一個和第三個指的是男女之間那種來電的感覺，第二個是好感的意思，第四個則意味深長，同sex有關，看看Paula詭異的表情就知道這里指的是男人那話兒，ft,西方人那套真看不慣。

9.Chandler: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease.The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.“I have had it”是個常用句式，意思是我已經受夠了。這里Chandler絲毫不為Ross和Joey苦口婆心的勸說所動，仍在那里繼續逍遙似神仙，哪管什么cancer、emphysema（肺氣腫）、heart disease。Bottom line是底線的意思，如果某人惹惱了你，你可以來一句，you have reach my bottom line.10.Alan: Yeah, I'm sorry too.But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.Monica滿以為Alan會為他們的分手而非常傷心失望，沒想到Alan居然說他覺得relieved（放了心、緩了口氣），原來Alan內心早覺得那五個損友太纏人了，想象他一個人在球場上狂奔的樣子，也真有點同情他。呵呵，追女娃娃真不容易啊，過了女娃娃這關，肯定還有父母那關，就算過了父母那關，居然還有朋友們的那一關，嗚呼??負重前行吧。－－－－－－－－－－－

1.Paula：As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef 聽著，作為一個見了過多壞的牛排的廚師，我要告訴你：這不是壞事。這和中文里有人依仗自己經驗豐富，開始給他人忠告時所說的——我過的橋比你走的路還長，吃的鹽比你吃的飯還多。這事兒我見得多了，聽我的沒錯?！畈欢?，就是表明自己下面的話具有可信度，表明自己有足夠的經驗來處理你所面對的困難。所以這里應該是說“我已閱壞牛肉無數” “這種事情我見多了”的意思

2.Monica：Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin.Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm? 大家開始來炮轟alan吧，誰先上。

monica認為大家還是不會喜歡她的男友，所以她主動讓大家開始挑男友毛病。

3.Ross：The way he makes me feel about myself.他讓我找回了自我，或意譯為，和他在一起，讓我重拾自信。

4.Phoebe I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!hitch-hiker是搭順風車的人。這里Phoebs是說這個罐里飄著的大拇指就像hitch-hiker的那根大拇指。你知道，他們的標致性動作就是在招手要車時豎起thumb。

5.degenerate into bickering 最后淪為一陣口水大戰。

6.I just don't feel the thing 有特別的含義，是一句與sex有關的雙關語。Monica說I just don't feel the thing 時，the thing是指她對Alan沒有什么特殊的感覺，也就是說不來電，而當廚師Paula回答Monica說You should always ”feel“ ”the thing“時，”the thing“ 指的是男人“那話兒”，她是在說女生決定愛不愛一個男生之前一定先得“驗驗貨”。

7.Pop-Tart 上面有果醬或果陷的小圓餅

8.giant karmic debt 她覺得那是一種“報應”？說“報應”會不會太重了？反正就是那個意思～～

就是指因果報應，業債，老外也有講這個的

9.all over him 這里all over him的意思是，不喜歡，全身挑毛病

這種詞一定要看上下文，在they all find out 那集，chan對mon說 pheo is all over him ,這里就有引誘，往身上貼的意思，委婉的說是喜歡，：）

all over sb.意思是非常喜歡...，著迷，因為喜歡得不得了，所以恨不得撲上去貼著

I'm all over you.我對你非常地著迷.All over you 就是說對你非常地著迷, 這還有另一種表示方法, 叫 I have a crush on you.這二句都是表達很喜歡某人的意思.All over somebody 還有一個很常用的用法, 我把他翻成 ”三貼“ 比如說你去舞廳跳舞, 看到有一對男女跳到三點都貼在一起了, 你就可以跟你的同伴說, Hey, look, the guy is dancing all over the girl.I'm over you.我跟你之間完了.一字之差但是意思完全不同喔.你要是說 I'm over you, 就是說我跟你之間完了, 我不想再和你有任何的瓜葛.這和 I'm all over you 是完全不一樣的.10.satan's minions at work again satan's minions pheo說自己得了五百塊，可是她并不高興，所以chan就譏諷地說，又是satan's minions來干壞事啦！

11.a gallon of alan只是Chandler用來表達對alan喜歡程度的一個笑話罷，好像“日有三省”中的”三“ 一樣，并非實指多少次，而是暗指“數量多，程度深”。

12.sometimes y bag lady問phoebe把元音都挑出來沒？（她不吃有元音字母的湯）Phoebe就順著她的話說“我按你的做了，不過Y還留在里面，你知道有時候Y（sometimespeople wanna know WHY）！呵呵，phoebe也不知道這個老太太為什么不吃原因所以逮個機會調侃一下她。

13.The hair comes out, and the gloves come on gloves(come on)是從一句俗語來的,其實就相當于hurt somebody。我估計是從拳擊那邊引過來的，as in boxing gloves。

本來rachel是站在phoebe一條戰線上的（she thinks phoebe's chewing hair is endearing），沒想到pheobe“恩將仇報”的諷刺了她一回，Rachel覺得被出賣了，所以說phoebe has the gloves on.說有時候你還會聽到類似的說法：“not lay a glove(fingure or hand)on”，which means leave unhurt.14.Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'.“我想我們該約會其他人”“哈哈，我已經在約會別人啦”

15.Cushions the blow cushion 就是緩和氣氛，找話說來應付

16.loosely translated 泛泛地解釋

17.Hassidic jewellers。Hassidic adj.members of a strict Jewish sect 18.deja vu n.似曾相識的感覺；幻覺記憶

(French expression adopted in English)a feeling that you are seeing something you have 'already seen' before...in a past life, dream, etc...19.But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die live with可理解為承受，knowledge就是指 you sent an honest man to die這個事實

20.Phoebe:Yeah-no-I'm jut-it's,I haven't worked-It's my bank.I haven't worked 的后半句應該是 it out，她心情很亂，不知道怎么說才好，才語無倫次

21.I've heard schho much about all you guyschh!monica之前在perk里談到她前一個男友總被他們嘲笑，原因就是那個男的說話舌頭不直，chan還學他說：“We love Schhteve!Schhteve was schhexy!”這次alan見面也開玩笑學著說“schho much ”，所以大家都笑了。

22.Hassidie jewellers（猶太珠寶商）是他們比賽的對手，showed a thing or two about softball,給他們露了一兩招

23.I stepped in gum....What is up with the universe？

表示極不滿就會用到hell，文明點就是on earth，再粗俗點就是 F word。

What is up with...是怎么了，因為stepped in gum跟她前面說的沒什么關系，莫名其妙，所以才好笑

24.the way they were“原來的樣子”

25.Yeah.He could row like a viking就是劃起船來像個海盜，意思是他很有型 26.I don't care“我不在乎”

【104】The One With George Stephanopoulos antique’s NO.4 The One With George Stephanopoulos 這一集主要情節如下：10月20號是Ross和前妻Carol初次云雨的紀念日，如今卻形影相吊，Ross心煩意亂，遂跟隨Chandler和Joey去看曲棍球(hockey)比賽，不料遭球擊中。在醫院里，Ross透露說Carol是同他有過親密關系的唯一女性。Chandler和Joey同感不屑。Rachel的昔日閨中密友來訪,她們不是事業有成就是嫁夫生子，見旁人春風得意，Rachel不禁有些怨天尤人。Phoebe頭天晚上沒睡好，于是和Monica、Rach三人辦了一場睡衣（Pajamas）派對，Phoebe本想用魔豆的故事安慰Rachel，卻讓三人都想到自己的人生沒有明確的目標，情緒低迷；后來因為送錯的披薩，她們發現了在街對面的迷人的史特噴那彼拉斯先生，頓時歡天喜地,在走廊上偷窺起來。

1.Phoebe: Okay, okay.If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!幾個老友一起聊天，Phoebe說如果她能做一天無所不能的上帝，她就會希望世界和平、沒有饑餓、不會濫伐森林以及有大的boobs。Phoebe心地很善良，從上一集她把意外之財送給無家可歸的流浪人就可窺見一斑，所以她的愿望都是關于人類發展生存的，當然咯，她也沒忘說需要大的boobs，呵呵，想必是小小的惡作劇，挖苦一下Monica吧。Boob常見的意思是蠢材、笨蛋，不過在俚語中也有胸脯、乳房的意思。這之后更精彩的是Joey，他也沒聽清楚別人到底討論什么，就來了一句，說如果是他的話，不如死掉算了，大家莫名其妙，還好Ross最了解他。原來，Joey聽成如果他陽痿（impotent）了??，呵呵，搞笑吧,看來這部電視劇中很多有關Sex的笑話哦。

2.Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first..consummated our physical relationship.(Joey is puzzled.)Sex...You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game.I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.這話也只有考古學家（paleontologist）的Ross能說得出來了，居然會用consummate physical relationship來形容他和Carol的第一次。另外一個詞組是pass on sth,相當于let sth pass,它還有去世（相當于pass away）和傳遞的意思，有時候我們也可以說pass on my best wish to sb,請代為轉達我最美好的祝愿。

3.Ross: Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it.Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger? 這里的big thumb finger可能有些費解，不過聯系上集中Phoebe喝汽水喝出7000美刀，就可明白了。整句意思是Ross最后同意去看曲棍球比賽，因為可能可以讓他不去想和Carol一起的事情，不過要chandler請喝汽水。

4.Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this.I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally—(opens envelope)—not worth it.Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what-Chandler, look at that.Rach非常興奮，因為終于發工資了，對于一個以前一直在父母溫床下生活的人來說，抹桌子、熱牛奶還真不容易（雖然總是把別人要的東西搞錯），她樂壞了，可是馬上發現她的錢都被FICA拿走了，FICA是Federal Insurance Contributions Act的縮寫，是聯邦社會保險捐款法的意思。

5.Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in.I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with?(She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.)Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad...I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other.(To the waiting room.)Y'know, I feel like I've lost her..(She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.)Ba-!三個好友一起去看冰球賽，結果Ross光榮負傷，于是緊急送到醫院，不料那個值班員正在煲電話粥，態度不好，Chandler好言好語卻毫無效果，于是發了點小脾氣，沒料到吃了閉門羹，所以他陰陽怪氣的來了一段臺詞?.6.Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window-and her face had the most incredible glow.溫柔的月光透過窗戶照在她的臉上，顯得神采奕奕、容光煥發。真是情人眼里出西施啊。

7.Kid: I found it.Finders keepers, losers weepers.(Ross looks at Chandler for help.)小時候大家都玩過的賴皮童謠，東西掉了，誰揀到的就是誰的。

8.Ross:(to the kid)Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever—(to Chandler)—can't do it.(to the kid)Listen, uh-gimme back my puck.Ross用重創換來的puck居然被小孩拿去了，還陣陣有詞的說誰揀到就歸誰，Chandler慫恿他也來一段兒童謠，他鼓足勇氣說了一半，終究還是捺不下面子。“I’m rubber,you’re glue，whatever(you say bounces off me and stick to you)”在Friends中出現了好幾次，這里顯然也是小孩子們拌嘴皮子時候用的。意思是我是橡皮你是膠水，你說的所有壞話都會反彈回去粘在你身上，引申過來也就是：你說我壞話實際就是罵你自己。

puck除了冰球的意思之外，還有惡作劇的小精靈的意思（來自一個英格蘭民間傳說）。

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1.”The glass is half empty.“ 有這樣的一種比喻“如果有一個只裝了一半水的水杯，樂觀者認為‘水杯有一半是滿得’悲觀者則認為‘有一半是空的’”，這就是“pessimist”和“The glass is half empty.”關系的由來。

CHAN說的“Mr.”The glass is half empty.“”確實等于pessimist（悲觀主義者）的意思，當ROSS說“我猜你們是因為多出來一張票而不知道叫誰一起去，所以才叫我的”，現在愛搞笑的CHAN又開始發揮他的幽默去企圖否認ROSS的看法，于是狡辯到：“哈哈，你以為我們像這么悲觀的人嗎？（潛臺詞是：你以為我們真的是慘到找不到其他的人一起去才找你嗎？）”呵呵，其實CHAN的幽默對中國人來說，有時候理解起來會有點費勁～～意會吧！

2.《Jack and Magicbeans》的故事啦，我想應該是那個“種了一顆越長越高的豆苗，然后JACK就順著豆苗爬到天上去了????”的故事吧，anyway，古怪的Phoe其實用了個不是很貼切的故事去比喻Rach現在的情況（不過Phoe就是這樣子的啦～），簡單來說，就是Rach用Jack放棄了一頭牛來比喻她自己放棄了Barry這個正牙牙醫（因為在美國，牙醫和律師都是收入很高且受人尊重的職業），但她自己又不愛Barry，所以Phoe又傻乎乎的冒出一句“（但不同的是），Jack愛他的牛呀！”我想編劇這樣安排是想有一點表現Phoe性格的效果啦，所以，還是那句????意會啦！

3.You have no idea how loud they are!Pheebs這樣說就是為了表達“her grandmother and her bf are having sex ”，其實也是編劇比較搞笑的一個地方，意思是“我奶奶和她的新男朋友都是那種在床上十分insecure沒有安全感（也就是沒自信）的人，加上他們都是聾子，所以他們需要不斷的去求證對方對此（sex）是否享受，你根本無法想象他們有多吵??”BTW，老美十分在乎他們have sex之后對方的感覺，在《friends》中多處會提到，這里就不多說啦，呵呵。

4.check it out,就是”看那!“ 5.big thumb finger,我怎么記得是big form finger,是一個在球場里買的一個很大的泡沫作的手掌,可以套在手臂上揮舞,104的球場鏡頭里應該看的到.New York Ranger紐約的冰球隊“游奇兵”

3.Wild Kingdom是一個介紹野生動物的節目,就像我們的動物世界 4.operation 做手術玩具，可以在玩具人身上“動刀”

prep the guy。Phoebe說沒有鑷子，無法手術，但她們可以prep the guy。我們知道做某些手術是需要“備皮”的，prep the guy 可能就是備皮的意思

5.Floopy: It doesnt mean anything.Its just a word *they* chose to describe that messed up feeling where nothing is solid and nothing is sure(instead it's changeable)floopy makes people think of rubber or a wet fish flopping around.事事沒有把握，不確定的感覺。

it's all gonna come together。come together意思是步上軌道，一切就緒的意思。很常用的詞

6.fat free就是無脂肪的,就像無糖叫sugar-free,這里的free不是指免費,是指”無“(電影back to the future里還拿這個當笑料,主人公從80年代到了50年代到小店要一瓶無糖百事--pepsi free,店員就不懂說”u need to pay for it“),extra cheese就是double cheese,老美喜歡吃奶酪,常規的pizza上的一層奶酪覺得不夠爽,所以定的時候要求再加一層,當然這個要加錢的.7.power作形容詞,指”強有力的“,她門可能特喜歡那個叫stephonapolis(拼不來)的政客,所以他的什么東西都是power的,至于towel不是tower.8.Emergency Room,急癥室

9.that gug with the toe thing腳趾受傷的人;chandler的這個笑話,如果放在中國就是”他是不是開了后門“,只是他指的這個后門不是通關系或者送錢,而是直接貢獻身體.當然因為這個腳趾受傷的是個男人(guy),所以就顯的好笑,因為一般只有女人貢獻身體才有用.10.light is still off 我們說關燈,他們是說”關光“的.11.這個好像還是指那個stephonapolis.說他是”悶騷“型的,要先把他挑逗起來,一旦挑逗起來,他就變得像動物一樣狂野了,意會把..ps,那個peppy我也不知道.preppy animal。PREPPY就是大學新生的意思，是SLANG，這里MON就是形容GEORGE的.12.phoebe是素食者,monica作弄她,說是給她作了個全素的pie,其實里面有鵝肉。Phoebe是素食主義者，Monica曾經謊稱給她做了個“蔬菜pate”,其實里面摻了鵝肉。這對Phoebe來說是個很大的打擊。就好像有人請穆斯林一起吃肉，而且是牛肉，結果他們實際上給回民吃的是豬肉，這對他們來說是種褻瀆

13.predicament room個人感覺在第一季導演老讓CHAN說寫特別文鄒鄒的話來搞笑所以很多問題都是第一季的，這里就是說醫院里有各種病房，ROOM你不理我們我們就去尷尬病房？

14.What is FICA? FICA=Federal Insurance Contributions Act The FICA tax, also known as the Social Security tax, is paid equally by the employer and employee.This tax is composed of two elements: 1.OASDI--The old age, survivor and disability portion of the tax is paid on wages up to the maximum covered wage base for the year.2.HI--The hospital insurance or Medicare portion of the tax is paid on all wages, without limit.15.George Stephanopoulos是克林頓的競選顧問，而George Snuffalopagus是芝麻街當紅主角Big Bird自己腦子里構造出來的朋友。所以，才會有Mon, Phoebe和Rachel的這段對話。

16.You got way too much free time.way too就是太怎么怎么樣。WAY表示程度。u r way too young to see that 17.I don't even have a 'pl'.相當于“計劃？八字還沒一撇吶！

18.duplex雙胞胎

19.Leetch spots Messier in the crease-there's the pass!Leetch看見Messier在the crease（球門區）范圍內，spot是動詞表看見的意思。Brian Leetch, Mark Messier是美國國家冰球聯盟（National Hockey League）New York Ranger的明星球員。

【105】The One With the East German Laundry Detergent antique’s NO.5 The One With the East German Laundry Detergent 這一集主要情節如下：又快到周末了，Chandler和Phoebe決定和自己的情人——分別是Janice和Tony分手，在Central Perk，Phoebe輕車熟路地說了再見； Janice給Chandler買了一雙卡通襪，而且本來心情也不好，所以Chandler怎么也開不了口。Joey想拆散前女友Angena和其現男友Bob，決定帶上Monica約兩人出來,他對Monica隱瞞真相，只說Angena和Bob是兄妹。Ross約好和Rachel、Monica同去自助洗衣店，而Monica因為被Joey騙走而缺席，只剩下他們兩人來到洗衣房，從未洗過衣服的Rachel將所有的白色衣物全漂成了粉紅色，Rachel為首次洗衣而興奮不已，向Ross獻香吻一個，傻Ross卻興奮地把頭撞傷了。

1.Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing.Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve.All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close.Am I right? Rachel: Come on!You guys can pee standing up.Chandler: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.Joey: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want.You just look down and there they are.How you get any work done is beyond me.Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.老友們關系實在太融洽了，在一起侃大山什么都敢掏心，這一次聊天不知怎么就撤到了互相揭男人女人的短上來了，Ross先開頭，他覺得女人們能像變戲法一樣地把bra 從衣服的袖子里拿出來真是太神奇了，maneuver 這個詞源自法語，本意是“體力勞動”，在英語中作名詞時是“策略、巧計、花招”的意思，在這里表示一種很巧妙的動作或手法。另外再看一下bamm，這是一個象聲詞，一聲槍響就可以用bam來形容，但它經常被用來表示 “突然、一下子”的意思。

Rachel聽了Ross的話后也不以為然，她說: “得了，你們男人還能站著撒尿呢(Come on!You guys can pee standing up.)” pee是個非?？谡Z化的詞，用醫學術語來表示的話就是urinate;通常我們只在熟人之間才會用pee這個詞，而在一般情況下如果你內急了的話可以說 I need / have to go to the bathroom.Joey 也發表意見說： “Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want.You just look down and there they are.How you get any work done is beyond me.(你們知道什么讓我覺得驚奇嗎？女人們隨時都能看到自己的胸脯，只要一低頭就成。我不明白你們怎么能專心工作呢！)blow one’s mind 又是一個很好的口語，它表示 “對某件事情感到既驚奇又興奮”，blow還有別的用法，比如You’d better cherish the opportunity and don’t blow it.這里的blow表示搞砸鍋的意思。此外，beyond的用法值得注意，它基本的意思是 “超越”，香港有個著名的樂隊就叫beyond，在口語中如果你說sth is beyond my mind，就表示某件事情對你而很難理解，比如：The professor’s lecture is beyond my mind。

最后Phoebe 說： “Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.”她挖苦說道，男人們可以作很多卑鄙無恥的事情卻可以大搖大擺好不介意。mean在這里作形容詞，意思是 “很不好、卑鄙的”，口語中很常見。

2.Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.“get up the courage to do sth”，鼓足勇氣做某事，類似的詞組還有nerve oneself to do sth，be on one’s mettle to do sth，take heart of grace to do sth?生活中常需要鼓起勇氣作些事情，Chandler這里就不得不鼓足勇氣去分手：）

3.Joey: No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet.I don't wanna seem too eager.One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi.That seems pretty cool.(he walks over to her)Hey, Angela.Joey是個花心大蘿卜，甩了Angela之后卻發現他犯了huge mistake,所以很后悔，但是又擺臭架子不愿意給Angela機會涮他，于是在那兒做作的數著一二三，拖延了時間后再上前，以免顯得太主動太渴望。這里“One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi”中的Mississippi沒有特殊含義，主要起到延時作用。

4.Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a little, fuzzy bear.Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.Chandler: There you go.Sensitive是敏感的、靈敏的意思，注意一下其他同根詞，sensible是明智的、有判斷力的意思，sensational是轟動的、聳人聽聞的意思；這里Ross聽到Chandler說他的柔順劑不好時候，進行了反駁，他說“我現在用的柔順劑又怎么不好了？這表明我是很靈敏、親切的人啊，就像毛毛熊一樣。”pick up的用法也很多，這里是（隨便）買的意思。

There you go口語中也很常見，可用Here/There sb go的句式概括，一般就是表示贊同、贊賞的意思或者相當于here/there you are。

5.Monica: It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.首先注意一個詞組emotional age是“感情成熟年齡”的意思，人的年齡是否真的分為心理年齡和實際年齡??？如果那樣子的話，我看幾個老友們的心理年齡估計也只有20來歲。這里Monica對于別人的男朋友幾乎一見鐘情，說他聰明瀟灑、幽默風趣、成熟穩重。最后還來了個like eight，大概是贊他有顆童心吧。

6.Phoebe: Ok, you can do this.It's just like pulling off a Band-aid.Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed.pull off是努力實現、贏得的意思，這里則是用了本意把繃帶紗布拉掉的意思。Chandler還在猶豫怎么開口，Phoebe告訴他快刀斬亂麻。

7.Rachel: Except it didn't.It happened to me.Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep.What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right.I can't live on my own!I can't even do laundry!“except it didn’t”可以當作固定用法記下，意思是“才不是呢”，或者學學港臺普通話翻譯成“哪有？”，似乎有點撒嬌的意思在里面了。Marshmallow peep是mashmallow的一種，樣子像小雞。Marshmallow除了藥用蜀葵的意思外，在俚語中還有“膽小懦弱、辦事沒有效率、做事不起作用的人”的意思，另外，還有“棉花糖”的意思呢。8.Ross: You were incredible!Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.Rachel: I could not have done this without you.這段對白東方人恐怕很難自然的表達出來，反正我覺得挺肉麻的，老外還真是經常利用任何機會稱贊人呢，雖然這里的Ross有借機套近乎之嫌。Incredible，翻譯成“不可思議的，難以置信的”，生活中碰到暫時無法用言語表達溢美之詞的時候，就可以來這樣一句。Brand new,固定用法，“全新的、嶄新的”。投之以李，報之以桃。Rachel被吹捧的云里霧中，說了一句“沒有你，我恐怕無法做到這些”（I could not have done this without you），不僅如此，她還kiss了一下Ross哦，浪漫溫馨的不得了！看來的確需要多一些贊美啊！父母與子女之間、好朋友之間、妻子與丈夫之間，適當的贊美真的可以讓感情更融洽的。那時候你會發現，原來生活可以更美的！

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1.Ross: Multiple orgasms 男人不會有多重高潮的哇，射完了就完了，除非他比較強，一個小時后馬上就有，女的就可以多次高潮，前提還是男人比較強。他們在討論女人的優勢提到的這個，真厲害

大家談論男女問題，眼看男方即將落敗，說不出女人更多的“好處”來，Ross突然冒出這么一句，雖然尷尬，但是的確很搞笑呀！

2.there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.Chandler對Phoebe訴說分手時候可能的狀況，可能會尷尬不堪，因為她興沖沖的來，根本不知道是來分手的。“handed her the note”可能有典故吧，也許是以前戀人分手都寫紙條吧，這里就代指“鼓起勇氣說分手”。

3.belch the alphabet.“belch the alphabet”belch本意是打嗝、噴射，這里表示“吐出”，所謂打嗝會嗝出字母，就是指有些無聊的人，會故意打一個長長的嗝，然后會利用打嗝發出字母的音，有一些很厲害又沒事的無聊人，真的有辦法用打嗝從A念到Z。其實這是一個很粗俗又沒教養的行為，而美國人會覺得這樣做的人是“紅脖子”redneck，這個字代表“美國南方鄉下作粗活的人”，是一種很鄙視性的說法。”

4.hold on camper。Ross暗戀Rach,現在有這樣一個單獨的機會同她一起，所以Chandler讓他好好想想，“hold on camper”想想同女娃娃露營可能會出現的情況吧，Chandler暗示Ross機會來了。

5.minimal 是”最小“,”無窮小“的意思,pretty是副詞意思是”非?！?其實這里chandler的意思是”這只是去洗衣服,不用想那么多吧“,只是他用一種比較”嘲“的方式來說.6.I can't even send back soup rachel連在餐廳里多點的湯都不敢退,說明rachel在和人打交道上真是很差.被寵壞的孩子...7.snuggles是一種衣物柔順劑的牌子,洗的時候倒一點到洗衣機里去,就像我們的”金紡“,后面ross說的sensitive,warm其實是snuggles的廣告詞.8.rachel說她是laundry virgin（洗衣處女），ross就開玩笑接話說會用gentle cycle（溫柔方式）。

judgment call，他意思是內衣算白的，還是算精細衣物，就要看你自己的標準，自己判斷作決定了

9.jammies大概是jammy的變異吧

10.Monica: It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.這里的”like eight.“我想并不是“大概是贊他有顆童心吧?！?/p>

注意到前面有個beyond嗎？這句話其實Mon有包含諷刺現在的男人都很幼稚，幼稚的就像是??8歲以下的小男孩，沒有哪個像這個男的一樣有成熟的心智，所以應該翻譯為“真是太棒了，他既聰明又風趣，并且心智還成熟得，超過時下的那些??大約像8歲的小男生”。

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1.why so scrunchy, scrunch的意思是嘎吱嘎吱的響聲；揉成一團，pheobe說話總是很形象，scrunchy這詞感覺大概就是形容，心里不舒服，攪來攪去煩得想揍人

2.I got the extended disco version,with three choruse of”You'll never make it on your own.“ 這個直譯就是帶三段合唱的舞曲版,別人只是借歌來鼓勵她,她卻直接說道歌本身上去了.3.One Mississippi，tow Mississippi這是用來數時間的方式,讀一次Mississippi的時間大約就是一秒,其實這和我們用”滴嗒“來數秒的方式異曲同工.4.favor=幫助

5.Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her 是MON譏笑JOEY的話，字面是WOW！被你甩顯然很適合她。其實是反語，大概意思是瞧，人家被你甩了之后變的多明艷照人，顯然被你甩了之后人家反而更加不錯，也可能根本就是在故意暗指JOEY說大話，這么個美女怎么可能別你甩，別說大話了。

6.”you don't say“ actually means Really? Is that really true? 7.proofs照片樣片

8.that hug looked pretty brutal。chandler說那個擁抱很殘忍,chandler在諷刺她.9.You weren't there是老美常用的話,直譯是”你又不在那里“,實際的意思是”你又沒看到“,”你又不知道“,言下之意是”你無權評論你不知道的事情“,其實chandler看到了整個過程,但由于有幾米的距離間隔,所以phoebe認為她自己仍然可以理直氣壯的說”u weren't there“.10.wow,My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity 一般哥哥是不會對妹妹說他什么時候作”第一次“的,所以她感覺很奇怪.11.marshmallow peep Originally,Marshmallow Peep is a kinda marshmallow figured as a little chicken, but now it comes in all kinds of colors, sizes and shapes.Believe it or not, Marshmallow Peeps is celebrating its 50th Anniversary in 2003.marshmallow就是棉花糖啊，流氓兔子的那個音就是這個

marshmallow peep是一個品牌，是人們在復活節，情人節，萬圣節，圣誕節等節日上吃的點心，應該是棉花糖之類的，做成小雞、小兔或南瓜等各種形狀象征節日

12.underdog是個著名的卡通形象,每年都有這個巨大的underdog的氣球在街上游行。monica的話是：”Underdog狗“氣球出了意外，他們無法使它的頭充氣膨脹。總之，嗯，它的頭就好像要跌落在百老匯大街上了，我想這實在是......太不像話了（這里指的是mon看到Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt 心想這太inappropriate了，就說出來了，并不指狗頭的事情）嗯，有東西跑進我眼睛里了，喬依，能到燈下幫我看看嗎? 13.sevenish 就是7點

14.there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close come close, 接近，ross意思是男人想那么巧妙地解bra，簡直想都別想

16.It's like cocktails in Appalachia.Appalachia是美國東部的山區，比較保守，在那里出現雞尾酒就像可就像亂倫一樣了，monica只是有點夸張的比喻那“兄妹”的行為。

17.I had a 24-inch waist, 她的意思是：“我還曾有24英寸的腰呢，現在不也沒了?。ㄋ阅愕能囈脖２蛔。。?/p>

18.How you get any work done is beyond me。beyond sb.一般意為在某人能力之外，或者SB力所不能及，這里JOEY是說自己

19.Bullwinkel and Bullwinkle是個卡通片，里面的人物就是moose and squirrel.具體的我也沒看過。不過從上下文猜，大概janice給Chandler買了卡通襪襪（她知道chan有Rocky襪，也跟這部卡通片有關。Chandler都多大啦，還穿卡通襪？！作不得聲。。）。

她大概是想說：“我知道你有Rockey襪，我只是在想你還可以穿兩只Bullwinkle,或者穿兩只Rocky，或者，你知道，一只腳穿moose,一只腳穿squirrel，這樣交配的結果也不錯嘛！”

【106】The One With the Butt antique’s NO.6 The One With the Butt 本集故事情節如下：Joey的新音樂劇《弗洛伊德》（《Freud》）上演了，大家一起去欣賞。在演出現場，Chandler邂逅一位美麗而富于異國風情的女郎Aurora，并開始同她約會。Joey因為那次演出被Leonard演藝公司相中，該公司給Joey為艾爾·帕西諾(Al Pacino)作其屁股替身的表演機會,結果Joey因表演過火而痛失良機。Rachel破天荒頭一遭打掃了公寓，但她卻移動了綠色軟椅(Green ottoman)，使Monica感覺不爽。Chandler發現Aurora已婚且另有男友，心里非常矛盾，當她繼續下一次獵男友行動時，Chandler終于決定退出。

1.Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before.Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom...某種意義上來說Joey很可憐，很像《喜劇之王》里面的尹天愁，常常對別人說他是一個Actor,實際上卻從來沒有演過什么真正的Movie,還好他從來都沒有give up,這次參加了一個音樂劇《Freud》的演出，為了給他打氣，幾個老友都到了演出現場加油，Rach是第一次看Joey演出，很是為Joey興奮，Chandler則一語道破天機，說Rach這樣表現不過是因為她以前從沒看過Joey演出罷了，言下之意是說Joey的表演不怎么樣，他甚至還煞有介事的要Rach待會兒不要害怕也不要有世界末日即將來臨的感覺。而傻大姐Phoebe也補充說這次Joey很可能會演砸了，因為Title上大大的驚嘆號都嚇著她了，Joey飾演的居然是Freud!(The exclamation point in the title scares me.(Gesturing)Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!)，大概是覺得弗洛伊德這個角色太難演繹了吧，說白了還是擔心Joey的水準。

2.Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?看來Joey的演技也的確有待提高，好不容易演出結束，Monica發出了如下感嘆：別人（言下之意，他們五個是好朋友，實在是沒辦法逃避）會覺得寧愿剝皮，也不看這個演出（而是去做別的什么事情去）。

3.Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?Chandler艷福不淺，在Joey的話劇現場勾搭上一個意大利MM,滿懷喜悅的去同她Date,沒想到對方不僅有丈夫，而且還有男朋友，這下Chandler搞不懂了，于是說了上面的話。Imagine sb + doing sth想象、設想某人做某事。

4.Rachel: Look!I cleaned!I did the windows, I did the floors...I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.Rachel以前是個千金小姐，沒做過什么事情，這次不知道哪根神經出了毛病，竟然收拾起屋子來，老友們回來后還主動上前邀功請賞，說她擦了窗子（did the windows）、抹了地板（did the floors）。Do這里相當于wipe、sweep。Attachment means “A supplementary part;an accessory”,附屬物、附件、附屬裝置。除之外，還有依戀和愛慕的意思。Vaccum這里指吸塵器。

5.Chandler: Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines.I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.。沒想到Monica做事一向井井有條，對于Rach擅作主張改變屋子里的狀況很是不滿，尤其發現Rach還動了那個綠色軟椅后更是很不高興。Chandler不失時機的又火上澆油，說還好Rach沒把雜志也給弄亂了，否則眼珠子都會被Monica挖出來（scratch your eyes right out）?！癴an out”成扇形散開，這里可以譯作（扇狀）攤開。

6.Chandler: Someone's left a glass on the coffee table.There's no coaster.It's a cold drink, it's a hot day.Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood...關于Rach勞動的評價最后演變成了關于Monica的揭短會，Chandler再次發鏢，說Monica太過于挑剔了，他舉了個例子，說在炎熱的天氣里，有人在Coffee table上放了一杯冷飲，卻沒有用coaster墊著，結果眼看著凝結后的小水珠慢慢地慢慢地越來越流向桌面。這里需要理解coaster，coast是海岸的意思，coaster的含義是近海貿易貨船，但它還有杯墊的含義（A disk, plate, or small mat placed under a bottle, pitcher, or drinking glass to protect a table top or other surface beneath）。Condensation：凝結、濃縮。

7.Rachel: Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it.'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every-single-second is like that with Aurora..and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh..Monica, can you help me with the door?(He has armloads of stuff.)“sense a little bit of resentment”這個用法比較地道，“我怎么感覺到了一點兒怨恨的味道？”，Chandler馬上反駁說沒有，他接下來的一段話可以轉換形式記下來，“In a relationship,we have some key moments that we’ll remember for the rest of our lives.”在戀愛的時候，我們會有一些（關鍵的）甜蜜時刻永遠記得。

8.Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch.Once again, rolling...water working...and action....and cut.What was that? shot子彈、炮彈、開槍、射擊，這里則是機會的意思。可憐的Joey,雖然只是出演butt，對于他來說居然也是個shot,希望他別blow it.9.Chandler: I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but-And Andrew is?同7一樣，作為一種表達方式記下來。Regret doing sth,后悔做某事。Chandler在以后的日子里很可能會有很多次（many moments）后悔問了這樣的問題。10.Chandler:...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up!This is great!' But there's this other guy.Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device...And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard!Get out!Get out!'人都有欲望和理智，我喜歡Chandler和其他老友，不是因為他們只有理智沒有情感，而是因為他們有著原始的本能，但卻能夠控制邪念，Chandler本來以為自己能夠接受和Aurora的不正當關系，但是終歸還是說服了自己。這里他就很直白的說出了心聲，內心中兩個人不斷拌嘴和斗爭。Well up涌出、涌現、涌起。Grinch好像是圣誕節故事中的一個童話人物。11.Rachel: Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?記住幾個形容詞, casually偶然地、隨便地、臨時的；Reckless不計后果地；haphazard偶然地、隨便地。Monica忘記把鞋子拿進屋子了，卻硬著頭皮說無所謂，于是Rachel說了上面的話。Strewn about中，strewn是strew的過去式，about相當于around。

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1.that would work The word ”work“ acts as an intransitive verb here,usually used in the oral language with the similar meaning to ”effect,take effect“.也就是可以,有用,能有作用的意思,該詞廣泛用于口語之中,可在不同的情況下代表一件事或物可以行得通

2.Grinch's heart 就是GRINCH啊啊，那個圣誕節冒出的綠色家伙

3.back me up here＝support me。back up就是支持，也可以當后備什么的【107】The One With the Blackout antique’s NO.7 The One With the Blackout 本集故事梗概如下：紐約全城停電，Chandler碰巧被困在一間24小時ATM自助服務廳里，名模兒Jill碰巧也被困當中。Chandler有心無膽，空歡喜一場。其余五人呆在Monica和Rachel家里侃山。丑陋裸男點了很多蠟燭。Ross在Joey的慫恿下決心向Rachel表白，卻突然遭到一只貓的攻擊，Rachel和Phoebe替貓找尋主人，遇到“怪人”海先生（他將在今后的劇集中出現）。他聲稱他就是貓的主人，但顯然他在撒謊。原來貓的主人叫Paolo，是這棟樓里居住的意大利大塊頭男人，他不大會講英語。Rachel和Paolo一見鐘情，打得火熱，可憐的Ross不得不還沒戀愛就宣布失戀了。

1.Rachel: Wow, this is so cool, you guys.The entire city is blacked out!“black out”停電、熄燈、停止和中斷的意思，這一集一開始，整個紐約市都斷電了，還真是酷耶。關于black還有一些詞組需要掌握，black and white:白紙黑字，類似的還有混淆是非（call/make black white）;bule and white青一塊紫一塊；black book/list 黑名單等等。

2.Monica:(into phone)Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK.(hangs up)從102我們就見識了R&M的母親的挑剔，這里Monica及時向母親通報這邊的情況，而她媽媽卻告訴她注意裝扮，甚至連Pant和Sweater也要細心。于是Monica小小的發了點牢騷，無奈的掛掉了電話。Eligible意思是“合格的、有資格的”，比如Antique的英語太差，常有人對他說。Are you eligible to wirte the book about Friends?Antique，你的英語這么差，有資格寫關于老友記的書么？

3.Monica: OK, I'll go.OK, senior year of college...on a pool table.常常在英語角碰到人介紹自己時候說是Grade one or two之類的，其實大學幾年級有更地道的說法，freshman->一年級，sophomore->二年級，junior->三年級，senior->大四，研究生是postgraduate,博士生是phd，還有人往往介紹自己直博了，個人認為如下說法比較合適:be nominated to be a phd candidate directly,在有些學校介紹碩博連讀的網頁上，還有如下表述direct-promotion program for PHD diploma..還常常有ABD來代表在讀的博士生或者準博士。值得注意的是國外大學一般很少有授予碩士學位，不像國內。A pool table，實際上就是臺球桌。.4.Ross: Probably.But you know, I'll tell you something.Passion is way overrated.Rachel說了自己對于Passion的看法，Ross認為她過高估計了Passion,什么是Passion?Passion是一種非常強烈的感情，熾熱的激情，不僅僅是喜愛，也可以是憎恨、厭惡。例如：He's been known to fly into a passion without warning.意思是他以動不動就發火而聞名。Way overrated,overrate對什么估計高了，前面加上一個way，就是估計的過高了的意思，way這里作副詞，表示遠遠地、大大地。記得在《Sleepless in Seattle》里面，出現了一個way stupid，意思是太蠢了，蠢的夠可以。

5.Ross: I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork.Yeah.I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to...Joey: Priesthood!Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking.If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.take time 意思是從容進行，當Joey好心好意勸他抓緊時間行動時候，他一開始是否認，接著就給自己借口說自己是在打基礎（lay the groundwork）,說自己是每天都在越來越接近Rachel, Joey看得如此明白，不等他話說完，就說他不是變得越來越接近Rachel，而是越來越像個神父（Priesthood），stuck是stick的過去式，同主題曲中的stuck in the second gear意思相同，停留在、卡在的意思，Joey說如果你不趕快行動，你們就將永遠停留在朋友的區間了。

6.Phoebe:(smiling)You betcha!Betcha=bet you=you bet,當然、真的、的確的意思?？谡Z中常用。

7.Jill: My God, you're choking!(she runs over and gives him the Heimlich, the gum flies from his mouth)That better?還記得上次介紹的maneuver么，Heimlich就是醫生們的一個maneuver，海姆利克氏操作法，Heimlich手法具體操作方法如下：當患者突然發生呼吸道異物導致窒息時，立即使其彎腰前傾，術者立于患者背后，兩手合攏抱住患者，其中一手握拳，在患者上腹部用力猛的向上提，借助胃泡內及肺內殘留氣體被擠出時產生的推力和患者上半部軀體倒懸時產生的對異物的重力，將氣管內或卡在會厭部位的異物推出，從而挽救患者的生命。Heimlich情急之中無意間發明此法，第一位獲救者是他的妻子，目前此法在美國已家喻戶曉，常組織有數萬人參加的演練。這里Jill就用這種方法救了Chandler一命。

8.Rachel: God, the first time he smiled at me...those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.對于Rachel這樣的女娃娃而言，或許她自己都不知道自己喜歡什么樣的人，她總在不停的尋找自己的白馬王子，卻總也無法明了內心世界的真實想法，都快要和Barry走進殿堂了，卻發現自己并不愛他，于是勇敢的跑了出來，開始獨立嘗試生活，她很稚嫩卻又很堅強，對于Ross對她的愛就是感受不到，往往相信自己一剎那的感覺，這次碰上了外表英俊的意大利帥哥，馬上一見鐘情，全身心融了進去，連Paolo對Phoebe動手動腳也看不到，可憐的人啊，難道感覺等于感動等于感化么？或許這是每一個少女必經的階段吧，希望后面的故事中能讓她成熟起來。

9.Ross: That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!Ross看著Paolo和Rachel打的火熱真是妒火中燒啊，知道Paolo英語不好之后，馬上裝作親熱的樣子說他是只黃鼠狼。唉，典型的阿Q。

10.Ross: OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one.M上的具體內容。關于英美的主要節日，這里也做一個介紹：

New Years Day：新年，元旦，1月1日；St.Valentine's Day：圣瓦倫丁節（情人節）2月14日；All Fools's Day or April Fools's Day：愚人節4月1日；Good Friday：耶穌受難日（復活節前的星期五）；Easter：復活節（春分月圓后第一個星期日，4月）；Easter Monday復活節后的星期一；Holy Thursday：耶穌升天節（復活節后的40天的星期四）；May Day or Labour Day：五一勞動節；the Spring Bank Holiday：春假（英國5月最后一個星期一）；Mother's Day：母親節（5月第二個星期日）；Memorial Day：陣亡將士紀念日（美國，5月26日）；Independence Day：美國獨立紀念日（7月4日）；the Summer Bank Holiday：夏季公假（英國，8月最后一個星期一）；Columbus Day：哥倫布日（10月12日）；Halloween：萬圣節前夕（10月31日）；Hallowmas：萬圣節（11月1日）；Armistice day or Veterans Day：第一，二次世界大戰的停戰紀念日（11月11日）；Thanksgiving Day：感恩節（在美國是11月的第二個星期一）；Christmas Eve：圣誕節前夜（12月24日）；Christmas Day：圣誕節（12月25日）；Boxing Day：節禮日（圣誕節次日，如遇星期日，推遲一天）。

本集故事就發生在Thanksgiving（感恩節）的大背景下，這個節日始于1621年。那年秋天，遠涉重洋來到美洲的英國移民，為了感謝上帝賜予的豐收，舉行了3天的狂歡活動。從此，這一習俗就沿續下來，并逐漸風行各地。1863年，美國總統林肯正式宣布感恩節為國定假日。屆時，家家團聚，舉國同慶，其盛大、熱烈的情形，不亞于中國人過春節，在美國甚至比圣誕節還要隆重，這個節日里面，飯桌上火雞（Turkey）和南瓜餅(Pumpkin Pie)是必不可少的菜肴，因此又叫火雞節，這些希望能夠在觀看的時候慢慢體會。

2.Ross: Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?感恩節的食品里也少不了土豆的身影，因為父母去了波多黎各（Porto Rico），所以這次的盛宴將由Monica來籌備，Ross就提出了要他喜歡的馬鈴薯泥、土豆泥(mashed potatoes)，沒想到后面Joey和Phoebe也先后提出了要求，此乃后話，且不表。Mash，意為搗碎，加上-ed，動詞形容詞化，修飾potatoes。

3.Monica: And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.英美很多節日都和宗教有關系，所以Monica這里說“pilgrim holidays”，pilgrim意思是朝圣者、旅行者或者清教徒的意思。Boycott本來是一個人名，后來演變成專有名詞，意思是“拒絕出席、拒絕參加、抵制反抗、經濟制裁”等。

4.Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too.Not that I believe any of this.“belly time”，翻譯成腹部時間么？現在不可以，還記得以前的那個Alan-bashing么？常有這些表面上看起來莫名其妙的組合詞組，這時候需要意譯，結合上下文，知道這里Ross想表達的是他也想花點時間去進行胎教?！癗ot that I believe any of this”，這是一個強調句型，相當于I don’t belive any of this，Ross一方面不想讓Susan一個人獨享同胎兒親近的機會，另一方面又非著重強調他是個PHD的身份,不相信這一套。在托?？荚嚶犃Σ糠忠渤Ｓ羞@種用法。比如M:I hear the hocky game was packed.W:Not an empty seat in the house!Just standing room only.第一個人說：“我聽說曲棍球比賽爆滿了。第二個人回答說：“場地里沒有空位置了，只有站的地方?！?，這里第二個人說話時也把Not 著重強調。

5.Chandler: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment.In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head.這里總結一下，表示支持、贊同有哪些表達方法，Chandler用了一個be behind sb/sth,其他的還有：agree with, go along with,back up,on the side of,support等等，當然了還有一個最簡單地表達法：be with sb，以及Friedns主題曲中的I’ll be there for you.“'d very much like to butter your head”中，very much又提前了，不同于我們常說的Thank you very much，這里還是表示強調。

6.Monica: We all chipped in.chip in除了插嘴的意思之外，還有湊錢、捐款、贊助的意思。比如：I'm very sorry that I can only afford to chip in a few dollars this time.很抱歉這次我只能捐助區區幾塊錢了。Donate就顯得正式多了，書面語中常見。The businessman donated a lot of money to the hospital.這個商人捐給醫院很多錢。論壇上也有號召捐款的帖子，個人以為不如改為湊份兒更合適。

7.Monica:(hands Chandler a bag)Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday? “fixin's”＝fixings配菜，“Funyuns” 1969年百事可樂的菲多利推出的Funyuns牌洋蔥味小食品。需要指出的是，百事并不只是生產飲料，在69年就提出了?！澳銈兊纳钬S富多彩，百事的產品同樣豐富多彩”的廣告主題。這點國內的朋友可以了解的要少一些。Chandler因為父母在感恩節那天宣布離婚，從此之后Chandler就對所有的宗教色彩節日反感，于是Monica給他裝了西紅柿湯、烤奶酪以及一些小食品給他。這其中故事大家都很熟悉了，只有Rachel不清楚，所以她不解地問：你和這節日怎么回事呀？（what is it with you and this holiday），這句話應該熟記，以后有什么覺得好奇的時候，就不用生硬的去問what’s wrong 或者what’s the matter了。

8.Chandler: Yes.It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.Reverse可以做形容詞，表示顛倒的、反常的或者向后轉的，如：a reverse gear.倒車檔，也可以做名詞，表示相反、反面以及失敗、逆運，比如：suffered financial reverses.遭受財政困難，還可以做動詞，表示顛倒、翻轉、撤銷。無論是什么詞性，都可以從“反面的”這一意思推倒而出，這里用了in reverse，表示的是與?相反之意。整句話如下翻譯：只要你也體驗一次完全顛倒過來了的感恩節，就很難再去喜歡感恩節盛宴了。

9.Monica: Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up.有很多人喜歡Monica的確是有理由的，因為她能夠設身處地的為他人著想，先后有Ross、Joey和Phoebe提出了自己的請求，于是她不得不準備三種不同的土豆來滿足他們。

10.Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside.Why are we standing here?到樓頂看完熱鬧，幾個人回到門口，Monica美滋滋的設想了Oven里正在烹飪的火雞狀況，大概火雞的外面應該是脆脆酥酥(crispy)的，里面應該是鮮嫩多汁(juicy)了吧。(適值午餐時間，偶都快流口水了，嗯，還是繼續寫完再去吃飯吧。)11.Joey: Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys.You do the math.天啦，原來，Rachel和Monica都沒帶鑰匙，責任推諉也解決不了問題，好在Joey去拿了備用鑰匙前來，可是鑰匙又太多了，把他催急了，冷不丁冒出上面那句。意思是“鑰匙孔只有一個，鑰匙卻有一大串，你自己去算吧！”言下之意，是怎么可能快的了呢？zillion, 龐大的數字, 無法計算的大數字，和million、billion一起記。

12.Chandler: I'd like to propose a toast.Little toast here, ding ding.I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.祝酒中西方都常見，這里Chandler也來了一段，雖然聽起來很搞笑，不過我想Chandler說的是真心的，他的確是高興的不得了：）。Propose a toase，祝酒。Syphilis：梅毒，其他常見性病（V.D.=venereal disease）還有淋?。╣onorrhoea）、尖銳濕疣（Condyloma acuminata）等。另外，這段話很適合復習記憶stuff和suck的口語用法。

13.[Scene: The Subway, Joey sees his poster and he peels off the caption on his poster, revealing more posters underneath.The captions read, as follows: Bladder Control Problem Stop Wife Beating Hemorrhoids? Winner of 3 Tony Awards...這副場景在網路的一個笑話中也有體現，說的是媽媽帶女兒去游泳的場景，有興趣的可以自己去查找一下，這里不贅述，Joey陰差陽錯成了性病代言人，終歸不是什么光彩的事兒，走在街頭看到那張海報很不爽，于是看看四周每人，就上前去撕，結果發現下面的海報標題也不好，第一次是膀胱控制問題（Bladder Control Problem），第二次是停止虐待妻子（Stop Wife Beating），第三次則是痔瘡（Hemorrhoids），最后終于露出個讓他滿意的，原來是三項“托尼獎”（Winner of 3 Tony Awards），這下他高興了，要知道“托尼獎”可是美國戲劇的最高獎??！

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討論

1： Thanksgiving的起源是受宗教迫害的的清教徒逃到馬薩諸塞，感激當地的印地安人教會他們生存的技巧，同時感謝上帝所設。并非單純的感激上帝給予的豐收。

如果我沒有記錯，以前學的《走遍美國》里有說。

2：顯而易見，chandler抵制的是清教徒的所有節日，并非帶有宗教色彩的所有節日。

3：介紹thankgiving 不提到football game 似乎和ridiculous，看幾個小時的football game和火雞，游行一樣是感恩節必不可少的－－－－－－－－－－－

1.Phoebe: Yes, and her boyfriend.But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar.lunar 應該指的陰歷，所以Phoebe grandma 要到12月才過Thanksgiving.2.Ross:(picking up a book)Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle.A classic.”Yertle the Turtle“ 是個經典寓言童話，講海龜王Yertle讓海龜們堆起來成它的王座，結果最后倒下來的故事。烏龜大王亞特爾為了掌握更大的權柄，統治更寬闊的領土，於是牠命令屬下的烏龜疊羅漢，將牠給抬高，牠以為只要牠極目所及之處，盡是牠的領土，所以，牠不斷的想要超越他人，也因此，羅漢越疊越高。最後，牠更妄想超越月亮，想不到因底層的一隻烏龜打了一個噴嚏，整個烏龜王國就全盤瓦解了，而跌得最重的正是烏龜大王亞特爾。

3.Joey: Ooh, you smell great tonight.What're you wearing? Girl:(provocatively)Nothing.這里Joey應該是問她用了什么香水，結果對方故意當成問她穿了什么，很挑逗的回答Nothing。

4.Joey: Set another place for Thanksgiving.My entire family thinks I have VD.Chandler: Tonight, on a very special Blossom.VD是花柳病，所以Chan說今晚鮮花怒放！

5.Ross: Ok, ok, here we go.(he crouches down near her stomach)Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...Ross不知道向哪里開口，居然想到生孩子的地方去了，不過也只有他才能用這么委婉的方式說出來。

6.Joey: Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys.You do the math.You do the math 意思就是 “你自個兒去算吧”。

7.Rachel: By all means.盡一切辦法friends中mean經常出現，大家可要分清楚不同詞性的意思哦。

花柳在美國不叫花柳吧，CHAN怎么會由此聯想到鮮花怒放呢，Chandler: Tonight, on a very special Blossom.我想CHAN的意思就是“（今晚這么多人留下來了），真是熱鬧?。　彼裕悯r花怒放意指今晚會很熱鬧的意思。

8.shoop,shoop 就是“咻，咻”擬聲詞，跟sha la la,bla bla,一樣的

Rachel感恩節要和家里人去滑雪，她很喜歡滑雪，所以總是說”go 'shoop,shoop,shoop'“就是模擬滑雪時的聲音。（每次都作出滑雪的動作）

9.the bigger half（of the bread）心里許個愿，然后如果得到了大半的，愿望就能實現。joey的愿望就是那一大半面包。

對的，在感恩節的時候，兩個人掰面包，掰之前想個愿望，如果誰掰到了大的一半，他的愿望就能實現，Joey掰到了大的一半，Phoebe問他許的是什么愿，結果傻Joey許的愿就是 掰到大的一半。：）

10.Bobo the Sperm Guy：man who is used for sexual purposes only.(can also be used to identify an anonymous sperm donor)Bobo the Sperm Guy流傳成為sperm donor的代名詞,應該是有些典故的很可能這個短語就原創于friends，因為bobo 用得經典，所以后來人們就這么戲稱了，不知道這個猜測對不對，呵呵。兒語bobo＝sleep bobo的意思有： To give a blowjob to someone；Caveman for ”friend“；

really silly person；fearless african warrior；sexual animal 【110】The One With The Monkey

1.blonde planet。planet，形容體形及運動速度？“金發莽婦，從天而降（不知道從哪兒冒了出來）”

2.did anyone eat my dip?這里是rach顧左右而言他，想讓大家不要注意她的模樣，所以問派對是否熱鬧，有沒人拿走她那份蘸醬。

3.attack whistle thingy是防狼口哨

4.phoning it in, 本意是以電話或電話留言的方式傳遞信息，后來引申為“報告” 在后來引申為“應付差使，沒有真正投入”的意思。

5.One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me.“這將可能是你最后一次有機會見我了” 或者是 “你和我見面的機會也就這幾次了”

6.That guy's going home with a note!chandler把Phoebe上面教訓david的話，說成是一個便條（note）。一般guys晚上回家也許會帶個女孩, 可david恐怕只能帶個便條回家了。

美國小學生犯了錯誤，老師就會寫一個note讓學生帶回去給家長看，當然不會寫什么好事，所以叫send home with a note。

【111】The One With Mrs.Bing 1.Bona sera = Good evening 2.Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.chan說：“我所有的朋友里，你知道我和我媽之間那些爛事最多。”go through，經歷，crap＝sh*t 3.trick question，phoe找借口說可能剛才那個問題有歧異，所以才問第二遍

4.see you around下回見

5.nice save，賽場上救了個好球救叫nice save，NICE SAVE用來圓場的時候都可以用的，還有例如某人說話，說到半道發現再說就要出錯或出丑了，于是及時改了下半句，聽出端倪的人就會說：“nice save！”我想chan大概是贊他媽這個吻不錯。NICE SAVE用來圓場的時候都可以用的。

6.shoot，crap都是文雅的sh*t 有時也用于要求對方快點說.比如：

tom: can you ask you a question, peter? peter: shoot.7.a dive的意思是 A run down, cheap, unclean restaurant or hotel

8.Who's doing shots shot 就是小半杯酒，一飲而盡，港劇里常見，主人公心情不好就在酒吧，把某種shot往吧臺上一震，然后喝進去

9.chicas是girls，而chicos是boys。西班牙語的陰陽性經常就只是在詞尾的a/o 10.Etch-a-Sketch 11.oh, teams played sports。monica運動神經發達，卻不怎么熱衷體育比賽，她說不出重點，就說了這么一句“球隊都比賽了”

12.I love your mom.I think she's a blast.說她老媽異常性感就是BLAST，大爆炸一般吧[/img] 【112】The One With The Dozen Lasagnas 1.Grazie 意大利語 thank you 【113】The One With The Boobies 我愛CHANDLER's 1.Phoebe: I know, I know.So sweet...and so complicated.And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know? Shrink: 精神科醫師；a physician who specializes in psychiatry Shrinky：神經質的2.Mr.Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days.I got a job midtown.I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry.(Sees Roger)I don't know this one.Haul ass: To move extremely quickly, to move at an expeditious rate.主要是美國南部的人這么說。

3.Ross: Alright, alright.We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this.Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.Chandler: Y'know, I don't see that happening? Rachel: C'mon, he's right.Tit for tat.Tit for tat：以牙還牙，一報還一報

4.Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side.But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!Suck up to sb.: 討好某人

5.Ronni: Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping.But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose.Like, chasing their tail,(Demonstrates)or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee.Laid out: get drunk;喝醉了；

6.Chandler: No.You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business.Now that wasn't easy, but you did it!And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say ”No thanks, I'm married.“ Out-of-work : jobless, idle 7.Mrs.Tribbiani: Of course I knew!What did you think? Your father is no James Bond.You should've heard some of his cover stories.”I'm sleeping over at my accountant's,“ I mean, what is that? Please!Cover stories: 指JOEY父親編造的理由，謊話

Sleep over: stay overnight;過夜

8.Monica: Hello, Joey.(She whips back the curtain to reveal Joey's dad)Mr.Tribbiani: Oh!...Hello, dear.(She whips the curtain shut in horror)Whip: To take or move by a sudden motion;to jerk;to snatch；在這里我理解是“猛地拉開”。那么whip back就是猛地拉回的意思了。

shut in：籠罩在

9.rock, hard place, me.Chandler這話是句成語“進退維谷”

他的意思是：我現在站在一塊巨大的石頭和一個很難挪步的地方之間。想一下，自然是進退都難吧。

10.clear the tracks就是掃清道路，Joey叫Phoebe閃開別擋道，別妨礙他報復Rachel上回看到他洗澡naked的事，沒必要直譯吧，差不多意思就行了

Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express.別擋在我兌現boobie的快捷通道上

11.And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance...be the stand-up guy是否可以理解為我就會挺身而出

go the distance 類似于go out of one's way to do sth 不辭辛勞地做什么事 Joey雖然表面上看起來很花心，但他對real love &Ms Right 也有著自己的執著，而他爸的外遇行為傷了他的心，不僅是對他媽的不忠，也打擊了他對real love 美好的夢想 joey 說的 a stand-up guy 應該是指一個能站得起來，靠得住的堂堂男子漢，能勇敢面對的人

go the distance 美國傳統詞典 “To carry a course of action through to completion.”

另外Babylon上的解釋如下“fishish the race, complete the course”

例句為“If Mat begins a project, he'll go the distance---he'll complete it.” 我想Joey的意思應該是他會和那個人白頭偕老的意思吧。

【114】The One With The Candy Hearts 我愛CHANDLER's 1.Woman: Hi, Ross.Ross: Hey.(stutters something incoherent)Chandler: Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbian—I don't think we need a third...stutters something incoherent：結結巴巴，語無倫次

2.Chandler: Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...Joey: No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me.The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.don't you dare bail on me： 你敢背叛我？

Bail on sb.: 背叛某人。

在115中，MONICA還說過一次：Wendy bailed.I have no waitress.WENDY食言了。我沒有女招待了。

3.Chandler: Oh, what a crappy night!Crappy = terrible 4.Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.stickin' outta your zipper = sticking out of your zipper;stick out 凸出來，露出來

5.Chandler: Excuse me.(gets up, jumps up and down while he zips his zipper up...other patrons look at him)How ya doin'? patron = regular customer 6.Cha-ching is a slang expression for the sound old style cash registers make on a sale total 7.stick a pin 就像用大頭針把什么東西固定住，也就是保持這個話題，基調，forget about the fact of her being lesbian for the moment，this is the line they had drawn before they started this conversation,so they should not cross that line during the conversation.8.shoot the spot：crack the tough things, solve the problems 【115】The One With The Stoned Guy 我愛CHANDLER's 1.Chandler: So, it's a typical day at work.I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.Big AL: 老板

2.Phoebe: Where are you going, Mr.Suity-Man? Chandler: Well, I have an appointment to see Dr.Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo.(pause)I added the “a-gogo.” Mr.Suity-Man：衣冠楚楚，人模人樣的

“go-go,” comes from “à go-go,” which is “French, 'in a joyful manner,' from 'gogo,' probably reduplication of the first syllable of 'gogue,' merriment, from Old French”(Amer.Heritage Dict., 1969).a gogo ：一個很搞笑，很有趣的人或事

3.Joey: I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet!She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.chick magnet: A man who attracts women the way a magnet attracts iron shavings.象磁場一樣吸引女人的人。

4.Joey: You're not going to believe this!Chandler: It's OK.It's OK.I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.root for sb.to do sth.: 贊成某人做某事

5.Play hardball ：玩兒狠的，來狠的，來硬的，Definition: to act aggressively and seriously, without sympathy for the other side Examples of use: The government promises to play hardball with companies who cheat in business.In the past, it was okay for a renter to be late in payments – now the landlord is playing hardball, and evicting families after one late payment.6.Phoebe:(excited)Wow!It's huge!It's so much bigger than the cubicle.Oh, this is a cube.Cubicle： 這里指辦公室一格一格的小辦公空間

------------------1.seal the deal這里該講成“搞定”

2.blazed up a doobie；Smoked a joint；lit a bone；Weed；Hemp；Ganja；pot ：都是“吸大麻”

3.he is stoned 吸毒以后興奮

【116】The One With Two Parts, Part 1

【117】The One With Two Parts, Part 2

1.you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.如果你在我生日時做出這樣的事，那你看見的就是一個剛受過氣的人（不會給你什么好臉色）。

have a hissy fit 意思是因為一些事情（通常是小事）而發彪，生氣（freak out）

the business end就是the receiving end,承受方，即受害人，被攻擊目標，或承受不愉快事情的人，受氣包....【118】The One With All The Poker 1.On Poker The One With All The Poker 是很多Friends迷的最愛，詼諧幽默自不待言，其中還不乏朋友、情人間的相互支持的動人場面。只是其中的poker術語太多，有時真是不知所云。整理了部分出來，也許以后在宿舍樓道中的某個poker night中，你還能脫口而出兩句吶！

(Poker night is a night during which several people gather to play poker.For example: Are you going to come over for my poker night? It's Wednesday and we're starting at 8:00.)先從基本名詞開始吧！

Suits就是我們說的花色，4個花色分別是黑桃（spades），紅桃（hearts），方片（diamonds）和梅花（clubs）。洗牌是shuffle，reshuffle也是個常用詞，特別在政治新聞里，說某個政黨或政府要重組，也是reshuffle。抓牌是 draw card，出牌是 deal card。

下注一般是bet，下注時的那個紅，蘭色的小片片叫chip。monica說的“No blinds, everybody ante”中，ante和blinds都是下注的方式。ante是出牌（deal）前所下的注，而且不算作下回賭注中的一部分；blinds則恰恰相反，在不看自己的下一張牌時就下注，而且會成為下次賭注的一部分。

跟不跟是“in or out”，不玩了就說“I fold.”，我跟著你下注，“I am seeing you，I’ll see a bet?！盧aise表示提高賭注，在一個limit game中（賭注有上限）, 通常是raise the bet to the limit.Call是與對方的注持平（match a bet）如：“I’m calling you.”

一手牌（hand）比大小時，four of kind>full house>flush>straight。Four of kind是4張一樣的，大概相當于4個炸彈。Full House是指5張牌中有3張一樣的（3個k）和2張一樣的（2個3），flush是5張牌都是同花不連成一句話，straight flush是同花順，Straight是5張牌連成一句話（56789），但不同花色。

說到Monica提到的Cincinnati，這是一種家庭撲克牌（Home game）的玩法，又稱之為Utah, Lamebrains, or California，widow game 和southern cross也與此相似。Cincinnati 的具體玩法是每個人都發5張牌，牌底朝下(face down)，剩下的牌則放在桌子中央。先下一輪注（a round of betting）,然后由牌童（houseman）或發牌人（dealer）揭開桌子中央底牌底（turn up the central card），每揭開一張又下一輪注, 在最后一張牌揭曉時（showdown），每個玩家選用他手上最好的5張牌比大小。

play for high stakes ——to risk a lot of money in a game

bluff —— to pretend you have better cards than you really do in a game of poker

2.Rachel: Settle what? Chandler: The...Jamestown colony of Virginia.You see, King George is giving us the land, so...Jamestown —— a town, established in 1607, in the U.S.state of Virginia which was the first town built by English people who went to live in North America

3.Monica: Yeah, I know.He can get really competitive.Phoebe: Ha.Ha, ha.Monica: What? Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica.You're black.）

最后一句的意思是“五十步笑百步?！闭泂ogo做的詳解如下：

A:There's an old saying: “It's like the pot calling the kettle black.” It was coined when most pots and pans were made of iron and, therefore, were, black.It means that you're accusing someone of something that really is reflective of you--much like “It takes one to know one.” Does that help?--From leeni 詳解：古語有云，“It's like the pot calling the kettle black.”烏鴉笑豬黑，“罐子笑壺黑”，因為很多鐵制炊具為黑色。意思是，你在嘲諷別人時，其實自己也一樣，就好像說，“It takes one to know one”，彼此彼此。

這里rach先說ross讓人難以忍受，mon附議說，他有時的確讓人發瘋；pheebs就諷刺她說，烏鴉笑豬黑，你還不是一樣。

4.It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz..是pretzel，這是兩個音節的食物

5.little playthings with yarn? 接ROSS的who makes me..能給你做小絨線玩具？

ROSS看RACH走神，都忘了自己該說什么，CHAN就接了這么一句。

6.Could you want her more? 你還能怎么想她？ 意思是ROSS已經想追求RACH想得不行了。

7.Dee, the sarcastic sister from Whats Happening ROSS明知道CHAN在說RACH，還裝傻問是誰（Who?），CHAN就說，是Dee，“Whats Happening ”里面哪個犀利的小妹妹。

意思是，你說是誰，你還嫌我諷刺你諷刺得不夠是不是。

“Whats Happening ”是美國七八時年代的一部情景喜劇，講一個黑人家庭的事，有些類似“Happy Days”，具體沒有看過，不知道little playthings with yarn跟這部戲有沒有關系。

8.Cross-Eyed Mary 這好象是來自于IRON MAIDEN的一首歌

是不是這樣啊，女孩們剛學的撲克招數里有個eye contact trick，往左斜眼代表“缺梅花”之類的，男孩們就把這個trick戲稱做Cross-Eyed Mary 【119】The One Where The Monkey Gets Away 1.suck-fest 就是suck，In Joey's opinion the movie “sucked” or was not enjoyable.In fact, it was a fest(ival)of unenjoyable.2.chick-flick 所謂的文藝片，以女性為主題，A movie(flick)made almost exclusively to appeal to women(chicks).This is why the two boys thought it sucked.3.clunky Clumsy in form or manner;awkward: 笨重的形態或舉止笨重的；笨拙的：

clunky high-heel shoes.笨重的高跟鞋

4.Go bobcats bobcats 經常被用作高中運動隊的名字，每個隊都有吉祥物，可能他們的高中就用bobcats吧，而Go bobcats 就是“加油 bobcats”啦

monica試圖用高中時經常用到的口號，喚起Luisa的回憶

【120】The One With The Evil Orthodontist 1.personal ad 自我簡介，征婚廣告

2.testosteroney testosterone 是一種男性荷爾蒙，睪丸酮，是雄性激素 androgens 的重要組成部分。

testosteroney不是正式的詞，Phoebe 是用很形象的方式告訴 chandler 別老那么大男子主義。

3.if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.hogging the ball 指雙打時強打同伴的球，rach 是把 barry 說成 the ball，“如果我強著罵他/揍他了，你也不用有什么顧慮，上去給幾拳，很爽的”

【121】The One With The Fake Monica 1.popes into a volkswagen 隨便說下自己的理解，不知道準不準確。

Chandler這句話該是針對Joey所說的，所以有必要看一下Joey的話：

Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo? Chandler: I know that one!...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen.Pope是教皇，Volkswagen是很大眾的車，教皇怎么可能屈尊做大眾呢？不過Marcel雖然是Ross最親密的伙伴，也擺脫不了他是只小猴的命運。猴子進動物園是很理所當然的事情，而Joey卻問了這么白*的問題，所以Chandler調侃他說了Popes into a Volkswagen.言下之意，Joey你在說什么呢？Marcel不過是只猴子罷了，拜托別弄得他像教皇一樣好嗎！

Actually, yesterday I asked one of my western friends about your question.According to him, there's no such a punchline in western countries.Apparently, it's just another improvised joke from Chandler.You know how contextual, cynical and dry his jokes could be.And by the way, my friend also told me some funny fact that in their culture, there is often a joke about “How can you get a ____ inot a volkswagen....” So, if you really want to mention the original meaning, I think probably this is the original shape of Chandler's joke.2.Holden McGroin 實際上就是那意思，holding my groin的諧音，外國人造了許多假名字，有的搞笑，有的dirty..3.'and, my, dead, moher, says, you, are, it' 'it'在這里指代'(the)partner' 4.flame boy，pheo給joey的名字，這個名字給人gay的感覺，下面這個小家伙也叫flameboy

5.my Curious George doll is no longer curious

Season 9 finale 也提過就是一只對什么都很感興趣，好奇心很強的猴子，Curious George is a children's book written by Margret and Hans Rey.羅斯養的猴子馬塞爾進入了發情期，它沖入瑞秋的房間，瑞秋趕去拯救已經不及，她的“好奇喬治”玩偶已經被馬塞爾“欺負”了。“好奇喬治”是一款猴子玩具，因此馬塞爾被吸引“干了壞事”。

【122】The One With The Ick Factor 1.frame of graft，不是frame of graft.是frame of Reference。意思是：我沒有相關的經歷來進行對比，（就是說他以前是處男嘛）。

2.That was gonna be my opener.OPENER是開場白。摩妮卡自己本來想說HEY,結果被伊森搶先說了，所以她說這本來是我的開場白。

【123】The One With The Birth 1.mucus plug是一種能堵住宮頸口的粘液，以避免細菌什么的進入子宮，傷害胎兒，ross說passed the mucus plug，是指產程發動時，mucus plug就會伴隨血液流出來，這個過程也叫bloody show，也就是快生了。

2.You don't stop for chunky.Carol她們那么急去醫院的路上還去買chunky玩具, ross在埋怨她們.3.used to have those bumper stick Bumper sticker(rom Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.)A bumper sticker is a message attached to the bumper of vehicle to get attention of others.They can be political or humorous, may or promote a or attack a particular stand on any issue.Examples:(USA)Clinton Gore 96 [democratic party bumper sticker](USA)Clinton Gone 96 [republican party bumper sticker] hoho 第二句是對rach說的,先前rach開ross玩笑被瞪,她抱怨為什么chan開就行,chan就說你得挑時間.【124】The One Where Rachel Finds Out 1.Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great.So I had to do all this other stuff.And the response I got...man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!Chandler: Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route.joey 形容他給女友服務得到的贊揚就像別人給自己開了個 ticker tape parade, chan 就說給你開 ticker tape parade 的時候, 我那屋就在parade route旁邊, 什么都聽得到

A ticker-tape parade is a parade event, held in a downtown urban setting, allowing the jettison of large amounts of shredded paper products from nearby buildings onto the parade route, creating a triumphal effect by the snowstorm like flurry.The term originated in New York City and is still most closely associated with it.The term ticker-tape refered originally to the use of the paper output of ticker tape machines, which were remotely-driven devices used in brokerages to provide updated Stock Market quotes.Nowadays, the paper product are largely waste office paper that has been cut using conventional shredders.In New York City, ticker-tape parades are not annual events but are reserved for special occassions.The first such parade was in October 1886 and was a spontaneous event following the dedication of the Statue of Liberty.Soon afterwards, city officials realized the utility of such events and began to hold them on triumphal occassions, at first only for extraordinary events, such as the return of Theodore Roosevelt from his safari in Africa.Up through the 1950s, the were commonly given to any visiting head of state, but the 1960s, following the assassination of John F.Kennedy, they became increasingly rare are generally reserved now for space exploration triumphs, military honors and sports championships.The section of lower Broadway through the Financial District that serves as the parade route for these events is colloquially called the Canyon of Heros.2.hammerhead 笨蛋

Carl 就是說自己討厭Ed Begley, Jr.那個照片,應該是個環保的廣告

第三篇：老友記經典語句筆記(第一季下)

老友記經典語句（第一季下）

很多學習英語的筒子都會將老友記當做很好的學習素材。想當初上大學之際，每每上英語課都會很激動，因為我們英明神武的老師也同樣鐘愛老友記，幾乎每節課都有老友記的Showtime。接下來伯瑞英語的小編我就大致總結了下老友記第一季下的經典語句，供有需要的筒子們學習。Chapter 13 You barge in here and you don’t knock?

你不敲門就闖進來？

What is your salary?

你領多少工資？

That is pretty much of it

差不多那樣。

a little bit of

發音：

That blows.壞了

You know, I don’t see that happening

辦不到。

Tit for tat

以牙還牙

I don’t know, Maybe low self-esteem.我不知道，或許自信心不足。

I don’t mean to be disrespectful [disri,spektful] 恕我直言

What did you mean by that?

Parents divorced before you hit puberty

父母在你青春期前離婚

How long are you in the city?

打算在城里住幾天？

It’s a wacky world.真是個古怪的世界。

I shouldn’t have come.我不應該來

Out here with me, bunking up

孖鋪。

Then come clean with ma.向媽媽坦白一切。

Like 5 minutes

約五分鐘。

Things were fine the way they were!

事情原本好好的。

I just want it the way it was.我只想回到從前。I just did what I thought you’d want.我自以為做了你想做的事。

No contest.無疑問的，無競爭。

Don’t ever do that.永遠不要這么做。

Chapter 14

It’s insane.這太離譜了。

Because he was creepy.因為他惹人厭。

Way to go

干得好

lick it off 舔干凈。

Slather 涂

If you want to put a label on it.如果你硬要這么說的話。

Vulnerable 脆弱

Go up to her and say, I’m returning your egg.Could we get an egg, still in the shell.生的 Boiled eggs in the shell

連殼煮雞蛋

Don’t you bail on me 你不能背叛我

what are you doing tomorrow night?

Shampoo

bath gel Come on, These people will scooch down.這些人會挪過去的。

Do it a well-ventilated area.['ventileit]通風

Try to let go of the anger, and learn to love yourself.Chapter 15 This was a temp job.暫時（口語）

He’s opening up a restaurant，he is looking for a head chef.他開了一家餐廳,他在找一個大廚師 You push me off, and you pull me back.It is easy for you to say.你說得容易。

Go for a drink sometime?

有時一起出去喝一杯。She’ll take one look at his cute, little face and it’ll seal the deal.搞定

I don’t mean to brag.brag [br?ɡ]我不想自吹自擂

(吹牛)She took me by surprise 她嚇了我一跳。.Look, I’m not playing hardball here, okay?

采取強硬措施

I’m telling you, you’ve got the wrong guy!

告訴你，你看錯人了

I’ve made plan to walk around.Well, smack my ass and call me Judy.打我屁股叫我朱蒂

what a tool 什么人??？

I was always rooting for you two go get together.贊成The trembling thing was nice.顫抖那一段不錯。

Chapter 16-17 Not from where I was standing.從我的角度來看不會。

Now I am pretty comfortable with it.現在我已坦然面對。

Send her in

讓她進來。

You don’t dip your pen in the company ink.兔子不吃窩邊草

We’ll be laying off people in every department

裁員。

I can hear you through the ceiling.我可以透過天花板聽見

You are doing it again.你們又這樣做了

Well, maybe that’s because they’re jealous of us.嫉妒

What are the odds of that happening?

怎么會有這么巧的事情發生呢？

（機率）

You take your time.你慢慢來（想）。

You scared the crap out of me

你嚇死我了。

Mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.指使 I used to wet my bed.我常尿床

Okay, daddy? That’s the other line.有電話打進來了

Your sister stood me up.你妹放我鴿子。

Don’t you hate it when people aren’t there for you.被人放鴿子的滋味不好受吧。

Did you try calling her?

I can’t believe she’s blowing me off.我不敢相信她想甩掉我You know, he’s really nutsy about you.他對你著迷得很。

You are be really hard to get over

忘了你是很難的一件事。

Come on, you came through.You did what you had to do.你辦到了。

Chapter 18 It’s not just that.I want someone who does something for me, who gets my heart pounding.一個能讓我有感覺的，心跳加速的人。

That is a lame excuse.It’s a typical guy response.這個借口真爛。

I was bluffing.我在唬你們。

Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon 我們的意見一致。

You fly’s open.你的拉鏈沒有拉上

Did you proofread these? ['pru:f,ri:d] 這些已校對過？

of spades.黑桃10

hearts 紅心

clubs 梅花

diamonds 方塊

Full house（撲克牌中葫蘆）Chapter 19 Anyway, I figured after work, I’d pick up some wine, go over there and try to woo her 示愛

If you keep this up, you’ll be finished by the weekend.Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?（狗等動物）大便 Wait, he pooped in my shoe? Which one? 大便

Why is the air in here so negative? 為何一片愁云慘霧。（adj.消極的；否定的；負的；陰性的 n.底片；負數；否定

vt.否定；拒絕）

I’m sorry I was so hard on you before.我對你這么兇。

Are you in the mood for something grape? My butt cheek is waking up.我的屁股醒來了（開始被麻醉）n:面頰，臉頰；[俚]臀部

His complexion was sallow, his face swollen.他面呈菜色，臉部浮腫。

Chapter 20 Creep me out 雷死我了

I can’t believe it.He’s looking right at us.我真不相信他在看我們。

No, last time I left a spontaneous message.I ended up using the phrase, yes, indeed-io.(adj.自發的；自然的；無意識的)I feel like I can’t do stuff.我感覺我無法辦事

Will you grow up? 能不能成熟點？

What are you looking at for? I didn’t know that?？粗腋陕?？

If it helps, I could slide over.如果需要我可以過去一點。

It’s a totally different situation.it’s apples and oranges.這完全是兩回事。

We should really be sitting for this.我們該坐下來談。

I’m gonna ask once, and I want a straight answer.我希望你直接回答。

Will you be my maid of honor? 愿意當我的伴娘嗎？

When Barry and I got engaged, he was weird too.That’s what I was afraid of.這也是我擔心的。

Basically, we think you are a horrible person, and bad things should happen to you.基本上。Let her dangle.讓她慢慢等吧。

Just pointing out the irony.真是諷刺

Chapter 21 It’s not that big a deal.沒什么了不起的。

It does not ring a bell with me.我沒印象。

There was no rhyme or reason in Uncle George's job hunting 沒頭沒腦地四處找工作

I spent the summer and fall hunting for a job

I am applying for jobs online.I need to sell myself

My friend suggested my getting a job in a bank She is this astounding person with amazing spirit.她簡直是奇女子，振奮人心。

Don’t wait up.不用等我了。

There is an open call for Cats

選拔

That I was not expecting.我沒有想到。

Not necessarily.那沒有必要。

Chapter 22 I do not perform those kind of services.我不做這種服務。

He is our age.他和我們差不多大。

Oh, I can’t pass for 22? 我不像22歲？

冒充，假扮；被認

Am I out of control? Just a touch.我走火入魔了嗎？

有一點。

All of a sudden.突然間

You wanna stay over.你想在這過夜。

I thought that was just a rumor.True story.我以為那只是謠傳。千真萬確

I wish things were different.我希望情形不是這樣

Chapter 23 Are you currently involved with anyone? 現在有對象嗎？

I got an early day tomorrow.明天得早起。

I’m gonna check up on your friend.我去看看你朋友。

Chapter 24 The tough thing is, she really wants to have sex.麻煩的是

We’re looking out for you.我們只是為你著想。

I may only have a couple beers in me.或許我喝了兩瓶啤酒。

How are you holding up? 進展得如何？

It’s so pretty！This must’ve cost him a fortune.一定花了他不少錢。

Just keep rubbing your head.That’ll turn back time.繼續撓你的頭，時間會倒流的。

Precious 珍貴的。Previous 之前的。

It is just too big.事情太大了（嚴重）

Don’t give me the deep freeze.別給我臉色看。

When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this？

So the only question is: Are you attracted to me? 你對我有感覺嗎？

第四篇：老友記第一季第六集劇本

6.The One With the Butt

[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.] Rachel:(reading the program)Ooh!Look!Look!Look!Look, there's Joey's picture!This is so exciting!Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before.Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom...Phoebe: The exclamation point in the title scares me.(Gesturing)Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!(The lights dim.)Ross: Oh, shhh, shh.Magic is about to happen.(The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient.)Joey: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear.(He goes into a song and dance number.)All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...Opening Credits [Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding.As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]（直到演員離場，大伙們）Rachel: God.I feel violated.（我感覺被褻瀆了）

Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do? Chandler:(staring at a woman across the room)Ross, ten o'clock.Ross: Is it? Feels like two.Chandler: No, ten o'clock.Ross: What? Chandler:(sighs and gestures to explain)There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!Ross: Oh.Hel-lo!Chandler: She's amazing!She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!（她使我的夢中情人看起來是個又矮又胖的禿頂男人）

Monica: Well, go over to her!She's not with anyone.Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line（開場白）be? 'Excuse me.Blarrglarrghh.' Rachel: Oh, c'mon.She's a person, you can do it!Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league?（她還有讓我更加配不上的地方嗎？）Ross, back me up here.Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.Chandler: Thank you, buddy.Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.Monica: You could do that!Chandler: Y'think? All: Yeah!Chandler: Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this...I'm very very aware of my tongue...Ross: C'mon!C'mon!Chandler: Here goes.(He walks over to her but just stands there.)Aurora:...Yes? Chandler: Hi....um...okay, next word...would be...Chandler!Chandler is my name, and, uh...(He clears his throat noisily)...hi.Aurora: Yes, you said that.Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh...would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight.(He walks back to the others but she calls him back.)Aurora: Chandler?(Joey enters from behind a curtain.The others all talk at once.)All: Hey!You're in a play!I didn't know you could dance!You had a beard!Joey: Whadja think?(Pause)All:...Hey!You're in a play!I didn't know you could dance!You had a beard!Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad.It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.All:(admitting)Saw your head.Saw your head.Chandler:(running back)She said yes！She said yes！(To Joey)Awful play, man.Whoah.(To All)Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian, and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'.'Chand-lrr'.I think I like it better that way.(To Joey)Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you.(He fishes a card out of his pocket.)Rachel: What is it? Joey: The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.Wow, an agency left me its card!Maybe they wanna sign me!Phoebe: Based on this play?...Based on this play![Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.] Chandler: Hey, kids.All: Hey.Phoebe:(reading Monica's palm)No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is...just a line.Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.Monica: Oh, right, right.How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'? Chandler: It was unbelievable.I-I've never met anyone like her.She's had the most amazing life!She was in the Israeli army...(A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk is denoted by italics.)Aurora:...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block.So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I-...I've been talking about myself all night long, I'm sorry.What about you? Tell me one of your stories.Chandler: Alright.Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn...just for the hell of it（只是為了好玩）.Chandler: We talked 'til like two.It was this perfect evening...more or less.Aurora:...All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon.Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is? Aurora: 'We' would be me and Rick.Joey: Who's Rick? Chandler: Who's Rick? Aurora: My husband.All: Ooooohhh.Chandler: Oh, so you're divorced? Aurora: No.Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed（寡婦）?...Hopefully? Aurora: No, I'm still married.Chandler: So tell me, how do-how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket? Aurora: Don't worry.I imagine he'd be okay with you because really, he's okay with Ethan.Chandler: Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan? Aurora: Mmmm...Ethan is my...boyfriend.All: What?!Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend? Aurora: I suppose mainly sexual.Chandler:...Hm.Monica: Oh.I'm sorry it didn't work out.Chandler: What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday.Didn't you listen to the story? Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted!How could you get involved with a woman like this? Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex;and none of the responsibility.I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!Phoebe: Oh, yeah.That is not true.Ross, is this your fantasy? Ross: No, of course not!(Thinks)...Yeah, yeah, it is.Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else? Joey: I couldn't do it.Monica: Good for you, Joey.Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.Ross: Well, y'know, monogamy（一夫一妻制）can be a, uh, tricky concept（復雜的概念）.I mean, anthropologically（人類學）speaking-(They all pretend to fall asleep.)Ross: Fine.Fine, alright, now you'll never know.Monica: We're kidding.C'mon, tell us!All: Yeah!C'mon!Ross: Alright.There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-(They all fall asleep again.)[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter.] Rachel: Tah-daaah!Chandler: Are we greeting each other this way now? 'Cause I like that.Rachel: Look!I cleaned!I did the windows, I did the floors...I even used all the attachments on the vacuum（吸塵器）, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows.And we're not supposed to ask.Rachel: Well, whaddya think? All: Very clean!It looks great!Terrific!Monica:...Oh!I-I see you moved the green ottoman（墊腳凳）.All: Uh-oh...Monica: How-how did that happen? Rachel: I dunno..I-I thought it looked better there.And I-and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table.Monica: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting..but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot.(She moves it.)Alright, just to compare.Let's see.Well, it looks good there too.Let's just leave it there for a while.Phoebe:(to Rachel)I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.Chandler: Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines.I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out（把你眼睛挖出來）.Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!Phoebe: Yeah, you are, Monica.Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y'know,(psycho)Ree!Ree!Ree!Ree!Monica: That is so unfair!Ross: Oh c'mon!When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!（我們小時候，只有你的破爛布娃娃是唯一不爛的）

Monica: Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised（井井有條）.But hey, I can be a kook（邋遢）.Ross: Alright, you madcap gal（瘋婆子）.Try to imagine this.The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.Monica: Why not? Ross: Because you're a kook!Instead you wait until they send you a notice.Monica: I could do that.Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.Monica: Why would someone do that?!...One might wonder.But I would be fine with that-Chandler: Someone's left a glass on the coffee table.There's no coaster（杯墊）.It's a cold drink, it's a hot day.Little beads of condensation（凝結的小水珠）are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood..Monica: STOP IT！...Oh my God.It's true!Who am I? Ross: Monica? You're Mom.(Monica gasps.)Phoebe: Ree!Ree!Ree!Ree!Ree!(Joey enters and he's on the phone.)Joey:(on phone)Uh huh..uh huh...oh my God!Okay!Okay, I'll be there!(He hangs up and to all.)That was my agent.(He tosses and catches the phone.)My agent has just gotten me a job...in the new Al Pacino movie!All: Oh my God!Whoah!Monica: Well, what's the part? Joey: Can you believe this? Al Pacino!This guy's the reason I became an actor!“I'm out of order? Pfeeeh.You're out of order!This whole courtroom's out of order!” Phoebe: Seriously, what-what's the part? Joey: “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!” Ross: C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part? Joey:...I'm his(mumbles)Rachel:..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what? Joey:...I'm his butt double（臀部替身）.'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt.Alright? He goes into the shower, and then-I'm his butt.Monica:(trying not to laugh)Oh my God.Joey: C'mon, you guys.This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's...it's...y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business（演藝圈）.Joey: Okay, okay, fine!Make jokes, I don't care!This is a big break for me!（這對我是個重大機遇?。?/p>

Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening? Commercial Break [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.] Monica: Alright, alright, alright...(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)Joey: Here.I need to borrow some moisturizer（保濕乳液）.Monica: For what? Joey: Whaddya think? Today's the big day!Monica: Oh my God.Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.Joey: Thank you!(He goes into the bathroom.)(Chandler enters with the phone.)Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.Monica: He's in the bathroom.I don't think you wanna go in there!Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates!(He goes into the bathroom, screams, and runs back out.)My eyes！My eyes！Monica: I warned you...(Rachel enters from her room.)Rachel: Who is being loud? Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica.Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.Monica: Oh, you got the whole night, huh? Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know..(He starts to raid the fridge.)Rachel: Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?（我怎么感覺到一點酸溜溜的？）

Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it.'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every-single-second is like that with Aurora..and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh..Monica, can you help me with the door?(He has armloads of stuff.)Monica: Sure.Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that.(She opens the door and he leaves.)[Scene: A Film Set, Joey is entering for his scene.]-Joey: Excuse me? Can they warm it up ?（他們熱身的怎么樣了？）I am concerned about goose bumps.（我冷的雞皮疙瘩都起來了）Director:(on phone)...Dammit, hire the girl!(He hangs up the phone.)Okay, everybody ready? Joey: Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.Director: Lose the robe.（脫浴袍）Joey: Me? Director: That would work.Joey: Right.Okay.Losing the robe.(He takes off the robe.)And the robe is lost.Director: Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please.Let's roll it..water's working(The shower starts)..and...action.(Joey starts to the shower with a grim, determined look on his face.)Director: And cut.Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing? Joey: Well, I'm-I'm showering.Director: No, that was clenching（擠屁股）.Joey: Oh.Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing...I think his butt would be angry here.Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch.Once again, rolling...water working...and action....and cut.What was that? Joey: I was going for quiet desperation.（我在表達沉默中絕望的感覺）But if you have to ask...[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room.] Chandler: God, I love these fingers...Aurora: Thank you.Chandler: No, actually I meant my fingers.Look at 'em, look at how happy they are.Aurora:(moves Chandler's arm and look at his watch.)Oh my God, I'm late.(She starts to get up.)Chandler: Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go..(He kisses her and pulls her back down.)Aurora: Okay.Chandler: Don't go.Aurora: Okay.Oh no, I have to.Chandler:(to himself)Too bad, she's leaving.Aurora:(getting up and dressing)I'm sorry.He'll be waiting for me.Chandler: Well, I thought-I thought you talked to Rick.Aurora: It's not Rick.Chandler: What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!Aurora: No, it's-it's Andrew.Chandler: I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but-And Andrew is? Aurora: He's...new.Chandler: Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself? Aurora: No, that's not exactly what I was..Chandler: Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.Aurora: So what do you want? Chandler: You.Aurora: You have me!Chandler: Nono, just you.Aurora: Whaddyou mean? Chandler: Lose the other guys.Aurora:...Like,...all of them? Chandler: C'mon, we're great together, why not? Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another...and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.Chandler:...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up!This is great!' But there's this other guy.Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device...And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard!Get out!Get out!' Aurora: So...which one of the two guys will you listen to? Chandler: I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them, they don't exactly let each other finish...Aurora: Which one? Chandler:...The second guy.Aurora:(gets up to leave)Well, call me if you change your mind.(She kisses him, he holds her, and kisses her passionately.)Chandler: Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.(She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed.)[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to comfort Chandler.Joey is absent.] Ross: Look at it this way: you dumped her.Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable...Tell me why you did this again?(Joey enters.)All: Hey!Monica: Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie? Joey: Nope.Ross: No? What happened, big guy? Chandler:(to Ross)“Big guy?” Ross: It felt like a 'big guy' moment.Joey: I got fired.All: Oh!Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it.I told everybody about this!Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...Rachel: Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.（沒人能分辨出來的）Joey: My mom will.Chandler: Something so sweet and...disturbing about that.Joey: Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years.And I finally get my shot（鏡頭）, and I blow it!（我搞砸了！）Monica: Maybe this wasn't your shot.Ross: Yeah, I mean...I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot.Did it...feel like your shot..? Joey: Hard to tell, I was naked.Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot.I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot.I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do!You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part!I got the part!I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.Joey: Yeah? That's so nice!(They hug.)(Ross and Chandler look at each other and hug as well.)Monica: I'm sorry, Joey.I'm gonna go to bed, guys.All: Night.Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here? Monica:(determined)Uh-huh!Rachel: Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?（就這樣粗枝大葉隨隨便便地亂丟？）

Monica: Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow.Or not.Whenever.(He goes to her room.)Ross: She is a kook.Closing Credits [Scene: Monica's Bedroom, she's lying in bed wide awake.（睜大眼睛）] Monica:(hums for a while, then gives up, and in her head)If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes.No.Don't do this.This is stupid!I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know.Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back!...I need help!(She buries her head in her pillow.)Phoebe: All you want is a dinkle.（你所需要的是叮咚.）Joey: Not that song.Chandler and Ross: All you envy’s a schwang.Joey: Come on, you guys.All: A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...

第五篇：老友記第一季中英劇本102

sonogram: 超聲波檢查

[Scene Central Perk, everyone's there.]

-Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.as important as: 和?.一樣重要

part: 部分

你們男生不懂親吻對女生的重要性，對我們而言，親吻和其他任何部分一樣重要.-Joey: Yeah, right!.....you serious? serious: 認真的沒錯，當真？-Phoebe: Oh, yeah!當然

-Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.in that:這一點上（因為，由于)你想了解的一切全在初吻之中.-Monica: Absolutely.absolutely: 絕對的，完全的沒錯.-Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? pretty much: 幾乎 opening act: 開場白，序幕 對我們而言親吻就像是開場.I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.stand-up comedian: 脫口秀

sit through: 看完(聽完,一直捱到...結束)Pink Floyd: 是美國一支很著名的樂隊

就像Pink Floyd出場前,你得耐著性子先看完脫口秀

-Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that...that's not why we bought the ticket.對，我們并非討厭脫口秀但那不是我們買票的原因

-Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, you know? concert: 演唱會 no matter how: 無論如何

問題出在于演唱會結束后，不論表演有多精采,你們女生總還想再看脫口秀.I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...basically just trying to stay awake.fight: 打，拼

traffic: 交通

basically: 基本上 stay away: 保持清醒 我們在車上奮力殺出車陣只是拼命讓自己別睡著.-Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian.word of advice: 一點建議 bring back: 帶回來 是哦?給你一個建議叫脫口秀主持人再度上場.Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.otherwise: 否則 album: 唱片 否則下次你們只能坐家里聽唱片.-Joey:(pause)....Are we still talking about sex? pause: 暫停，中止 我們還在談論性嗎?

[Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker(Marsha)are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.] Museum of Prehistoric History: 史前歷史博物館

co-worker: 合作者

exhibit: 展覽品 set up: 安裝，建立

mannequin: 時裝模特兒,假人

cave: 洞穴

-Ross: No, it's good, it is good, it's just that-mm-doesn't she seem a little angry? seem: 好像

不，這樣很好，只是她看起來是不是有點生氣嗎?-Marsha: Well, she has issues.issue: 事情，麻煩事【Well, she has issues: Issues在這里是煩惱、問題的意思，以后碰到別人好像悶悶不樂的時候，你就可以上前來上一句Do you have any issues?】 她有麻煩事.-Ross: Does she.她有嗎?-Marsha: Try to live with “Mr.I’am Evolving” He's out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!bang: 原意為“重擊”，這里可理解為“有染、沾花惹草”【 club在這里的作名詞，是“棍棒，球棒”的意思。如果直譯，本句可譯為：“他到外面用棍棒打女人們的頭”；不過，bang在粗俗的口語中有“和...發生關系”的意思，因此，本句應該是“他在外面到處沾花惹草”的一種隱喻的說法?！縨astodon: 乳齒象 smell: 味道，氣味 carpet: 地毯

他嘗試和“參與者先生”生活在一起，他在外面到處沾花惹草，而她卻待家里，設法去除地毯上乳齒象的味道.-Ross: Marsha, these are cave people.Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See? glacier: 冰河

kinda: kind of

Marsha，他們是穴居人，他們關心的問題是冰河愈來愈接近了，懂嗎?-Marsha: Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)ex-: 前任的，以前的enter: 進來 談到問題,那不是你前妻嗎?-Ross:(trying to ignore her)No.No.ignore: 不顧，不理

(試圖裝作沒看見)不，不是-Marsha: Yes, it is.Carol!Hi!是的,她是.嘿,你好, Carol!-Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is.(waves)How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.catch up with: 趕上 Ice Age: 冰河世紀 是的,我到冰河期找你

(Marsha exits and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.)wave: 揮手

exhibit: 展區

-Marsha: Can I stay? 我能留在這嗎？

-Ross: That would be no.要我說不.-Ross:Hi.嗨.-Carol: is this a bad time? 我來的時間不對?-Ross: oh, no it’s……the Stone Age.不，這里是??石器時代

-Ross: you look great;I hate that 你的氣色好極了,我討厭看到這樣-Carol: Sorry.You look good too.抱歉，你的氣色也很好

-Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who...stands straight...So what's new? Still, uh...好吧，在這兒任何人，直立行走的人，最近如何？還是?.-Carol: A lesbian? lesbian: 同性戀的女性 女同志.-Ross: Well...you never know.How's, um.how's the family? you never know: [口語]很難預料，很難說 問問無妨嘛，家庭生活如何

-Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid.Oh, and, uh-totally: 完全地 paranoid: 患妄想狂者 Marty的疑心病還是很重

-Ross: Carol, why-why are you here, Carol? Carol，為什么來這？-Carol: I'm pregnant.pregnant: 懷孕的 我懷孕了.-Ross: Pregnant?!懷孕？

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]

-Woman: She didn’t leave in such a hurry after all.hurry: 匆忙，急忙，急促 after all: 畢竟

她似乎不急著離開.-Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.episode: 連續劇的一集

misunderstanding: 誤解 這是“斯瑞家族公司”，他們有誤會的那集.-Phoebe:...Then I've already seen this one!(Turns off the TV.)turn off: 關掉 我看過這集了.-Monica:(taking a drink from Joey)Are you through with that? 喝完沒？

-Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.swallow: 吞

抱歉，吞下去的時間太慢.-Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this?!ball: 團，球

這是誰的小紙團?-Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine.是我的.See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realized I didn't need it, so I balled it up and...(sees that Monica is glaring at him)...now I wish I was dead.(Monica starts to fluff a pillow.)note: 便條

realize: 意識

glare: 瞪眼，怒視

fluff: 拍松

pillow: 枕頭

我寫給自己的一張便條，后來覺得自己不需要，于是將它揉成紙團，現在我不想活了

-Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow...Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that-(Monica glares at her.)-but, it's fine!她已經拍過那個枕頭。Monica, 你已經拍過了枕頭了？

-Monica: Look, I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.wanna=want to ammunition: 軍火，彈藥【這里Monica給Phoebe解釋為什么她會這么在意枕頭是否“松”，因為她不想讓她那個挑剔的母親又有更多口實來說她。（雖然后面她母親還是沒有放過這么一個小小的細節）】

我只是不想讓他們有借題發揮的機會。

-Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.cruel: 殘忍 flatness:平坦 恩，我們都知道

父母對孩子的枕頭要求有多苛刻.-Joey: would you relax, you do this every time they come, the place is great.relax: 放松

你能放松一下嗎？他們來你每次都這樣，這里看起來已經很棒了。you got a lasagna here that looks good enough……to avoid touching.lasagna: 千層面（加菲貓的最愛）avoid: 躲避 touch: 接觸，觸摸 你這里有意大利千層面，看起來好極了?..還不碰-Phoebe: Monica.Monica.-Monica: Hi!嗨!-Phoebe: Um, Monica, you're scaring me.I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly.And not-not in a good way.scare: 驚嚇

chaotic: 混亂的twirly: 旋轉；轉動【對正在弄枕頭的mon說的“chaotic and twirly”其實是要來形容人“慌慌張張的??”的意思。（chaotic混亂的、twirly團團轉的）】 我是說，你現在這樣子慌慌張張的.-Joey: Yeah, calm down.You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.calm down: 冷靜下來

安心吧，他們沒看過每次他們來時，Ross慌張的模樣.-Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong.as far as??is concerned: 就??而言 can do no wrong: 不會做錯事

You see, he's the Prince.Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.prince: 王子 apparently: 顯然

ceremony: 典禮,儀式

因為在我爸媽心中Ross不可能犯錯，他是個王子，顯然，他們在我出生前有個大型儀式。-Chandler:(looking out the window)Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!喂，喂，喂，喂，喂，喂!-Monica: What? 什么？

-Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!ugly: 難看

nake: 裸體

thigh: 大腿【Thigh-master n.美腿器Chandler突然發現他們六個人一直關心的裸男竟然買了一個健腿器，所以很驚訝的說了這句話。那個裸男一直沒有露臉過，但是卻一直貫穿在這個電視中，常常會因為他的一些事情讓這六個人大發感慨。】 裸體丑男人有個“美腿器”!-All: Eeaagh!哦！

(Rachel enters from her room.)

-Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring? engagement: 訂婚

看到我的訂婚戒指了嗎？-Phoebe: Yeah, it's beautiful.恩，它很漂亮

-Rachel: Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God....(Starts to look under the couch cushions.)couch: 沙發

cushion: 墊子 哦，不.-Phoebe: No, look, don't touch that!不，不要動它們!-Rachel: Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him.dreading: 憂慮，擔心

明天就要還他戒指，我似乎還不夠擔心.Hi Barry!Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' veil: 面紗 stomp on: 跺腳，狠踩 entire: 全部

Barry, 記得我嗎？我是那個穿白紗讓你在親友面前出丑的人!Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder...天啊，今天我必須還他戒指，偏偏戒指不見了，叫我如何面對他。-Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it.(To all)Won't we!別急，我們會找到的，對不?-Chandler and Joey: Oh!Yeah!是呀,我們會的.-Monica: look, it’s gonna be okay.You will give it back.一切都會好的，我們會把它找回來的 and we will eat a lot of ice cream.而且我們會吃很多冰淇淋

-Rachel: okay, okay, it’s apearl-shaped diamond.pearl: 珍珠 diamond: 鉆石 好吧，是一個珍珠型的鉆石.-Monica: I tell you what: any diamond ring we find, we’ll run it by you

run something by someone: 向某人提及某事，看他是否理解或覺得這是個好主意 不管我們找到什么樣的鉆石戒指都會給你的.-Joey: Alright, when did you have it last? last: 最后的,末尾的

好吧，你最后一次戴是什么時候？

-Phoebe: Doy!Probably right before she lost it!【DOY：1 一般來說，用duh表示stupid（音比較像），有時用doy來代替duh，表示同樣意思。2 Doy是感嘆詞，表示對一種事實是顯而易見的。Phoebe總是神經兮兮的。】 當然是丟失之前了!-Chandler: You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days.這年頭說“doy”的人不多.-Rachel: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with...我今天早上還戴它，我在廚房戴著做?面條？-Chandler: Dinah? 【Dinah是小說Uncle Tom’s cabin里的人物，她是個優秀的廚師，但是廚房卻總是凌亂不堪。這里Chandler把Monica比喻成Dinah是笑話她在父母來訪前的恐慌。】

Dinah?-Rachel:(looks at the lasagne and realizes something)Ohhhhh, don't be mad...lasagne : 烤寬面條 mad: 發瘋的 不要發瘋.-Monica: You didn't.你沒有.-Rachel: Oh, I am sorry...對不起

-Monica: I gave you one job!(Starts to examine the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)examine: 檢查

bottom: 底部

pan:平底鍋 我就讓你做了這么一件事情.-Rachel: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!straight: 直 noodle: 面條

哦，但是你看面條現在變的多直！

-Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne.Monica, 在千層面中找訂婚戒指不是那樣找的.-Monica:(puts down the lasagne)I just...can't do it.我辦不到.-Chandler: Boys? We're going in.我們很高興做

(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)

-Ross:(standing outside the door).....Hi.standing: 站在門外 嗨.-Monica: Wow.That is not a happy hi.這可不是個高興的“嗨”.-Ross: Carol's pregnant.carol 懷孕了.-Phoebe:(while everyone else is stunned)Ooh!I found it!stunned: 震驚 我找到了.-Monica: W-w-wh-...wha-...w-w-w-...什，什，什么？

-Ross: Yeah.Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now.(He enters.)是的，你再持續兩小時，就會變成我這樣.-Chandler: Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon? perspective: 透明，視而不見【Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective: 在片中出現的次數非常頻繁，也是口語中非常實用的詞語，意思是有一點兒，相當于kind of.這樣的話，枕頭的事就可先放在一旁?是不是，mon？” CHAN式的幽默，用來諷刺MON太緊張房間是否整潔的玩笑?！?/p>

如此一來，枕頭的事就可先放在一邊了，是吧，Mon?-Rachel: Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing? fit into: 適應，符合 你現在要怎么辦？

-Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved..basically it's entirely up to me.involve: 包含，加入

comfortable: 舒服

entirely: 全部的be up to sb: 取決與某人決定 Carol說她和Susan 想讓我加入，但是對這件事我感到很不舒服，我不想卷進去，一切由我決定

-Phoebe: She is so great!I miss her.miss: 想念

她人真好，我真想她

-Monica: What does she mean by 'involved'? mean: 表示?的意思

她所謂的“加入”代表什么？

-Chandler: I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.presumably: 推測上,假定上,大概 我猜，你大部分的工作已經結束了.-Joey: And the most enjoyable, Phoebe, say something enjoyable: 享受的，愉快的

也是最有意思的階段哦, Phoebe,說點什么。

-Ross: Anyway, they want me to go down to this sonogram thing with them tomorrow.sonogram: 超聲波檢查

她們要我去做超聲波檢查，明天和她們倆個一起

remember when life was simpler, and she was just a lesbian.記得當生活變簡單了，她也不過是個女同性戀了.-Chandler: uh, those were the days 這既是生活啊.-Rachel: So what are you gonna do? 你打算怎么做？

-Ross: I have no idea.No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.(Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.)我不知道，不管我怎么做，我還是孩子的父親.-Joey:.....Well, this is still ruined, right? ruined: 毀壞的,破壞的

面還是被攪亂了，不是嗎？

[Scene, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents.] pour: 倒

-Mrs.Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you.(Tastes a snack)Mmm!What's that curry taste? taste: 品嘗

snack: 點心

curry: 咖喱粉

Martha Ludwin的女兒會打電話給你，嗯，怎么會有咖喱味？-Monica: Curry.因為有放咖喱

-Mrs.Geller: Mmmm!嗯.-Ross: I-I think they're great!I, I really do.這東西真好吃，真的.-Mr.Geller:(To Ross)Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she? 你還記得路金一家人?他們的大女兒喜歡你，對不?-Mrs.Geller: They all had a thing for him.他們一家都很惦記你.-Ross: Aw, Mom...不要這樣，媽媽.-Monica: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me? 抱歉，她為什么要打電話給我？

-Mrs.Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or....I don't know.Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant.graduate: 畢業

她剛畢業，想找份烹飪的工作吧，我不知到，不過，我告訴她你開了一家餐館-Monica: No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant.不，媽，我沒開餐館,我在餐廳工作

-Mrs.Geller: Well, they don't have to know that.(She starts to fluff the same pillow Monica fluffed multiple times earlier.)fluff: 拍 multiple: 多次 earlier: 之前 他們也不需要知道.-Monica: Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please? spaghetti: 意大利式細面條 Ross，能幫我做意大利面嗎？

-Ross: Yeah.(They go to the kitchen.)好的.-Mrs.Geller: Oh, we're having spaghetti!That's....easy.我們吃意大利面呀？太簡單了

-Monica: Actually, we were going to have lasagna 實際上，我們本來是要吃千層面的.-Mr.Geller: oh, I love lasagna.我喜歡千層面.-Monica: But now we are not having it 不過我們現在沒有了.-Mrs.Geller: Then why you bring it up.He latches on.bring up: 提起 latch on: 抓住

那為什么提到這個呢？這下他來勁了啊.-Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? sound: 聽起來

unbelievably: 難以置信的selfish: 自私的 bring up: 提出 lesbian: 同性戀

我知道這樣要求過于自私.你能不能和他們說一下，小孩/女同性戀之類的事? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.take heat off sb: 為??.解圍 因為這樣可以讓我喘口氣.【Ross和Monica的父母來看望他們，由于從小父母就喜歡Ross（因為Ross成績優異，為人老實，而Monica性格獨立，而且那時候還很胖chubby）,所以在吃飯的時候老是無意識的諷刺Monica,于是Monica想讓Ross提提自己老婆是Lesbian而且有了孩子的事兒轉移注意力。Take some of the heat off sb,這里是幫Monica減輕壓力的意思?！?/p>

[Time Lapse, everyone is now eating.] lapse: 流逝

-Mrs.Geller: What that Rachel did to her life....We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.run into: 偶然遇見

Rachel到底怎么了? 我們在俱樂部遇見她父母他們很不開心

-Mr.Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding,but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!我不想講他們為婚禮花了些什么，但是4萬塊不是小數目.-Mrs.Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar.at least: 至少

altar:(教堂內的)圣壇,祭壇【“at the altar”應該理解為“在婚禮上，在舉行婚禮時”，altar這里就可以理解為”教堂“，所以這句話的意思，我認為應該是：（雖然Rachel的父母為籌備婚禮花了不少錢，而Rachel又逃婚），但是至少Rachel還有機會在舉行婚禮之際離開那個男人，（言下之意，Monica到現在連個結婚還都沒有）】 至少她有機會把一個男人留在教堂里的圣壇.-Monica: What's that supposed to mean? suppose: 推向，假設，認為 什么意思？

-Mrs.Geller: Nothing!It's an expression.It's an expression: 隨便說說 沒什么，隨口說說而已.-Monica: No it's not.不，不是的.-Mr.Geller: Don't listen to your mother.You're independent, and you always have been!independent: 獨立

別聽你媽亂講話.你很獨立，而且一直都是.Even when you were a kid and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine!chubby: 圓胖的

就連你小時候胖嘟嘟，一個朋友也沒有的時候，你還是活的好好的.And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles.puzzle: 拼圖

你會待在你房里看書,玩拼圖

[Time Lapse.]

-Mr.Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published.shoot for stars: 立志，起點高，追求成功or卓越

museum: 博物館

publish: 出版 像Ross 這種人則追求卓越，博物館，出版論文.Other people are satisfied with staying where they are-I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.satisfy with: 滿足于

cancer: 癌癥【老爸Geller也似乎對女兒不太友好，他一方面贊揚Ross，一方面不忘貶低Monica,說她滿足于現狀不思進取，說她這樣的人絕對不會得癌癥】 其他人則安于現狀，告訴你，這樣的人不會的癌癥的

they are happy with what they have, they are basically content like cows.content: 滿足 cow: 奶牛

他們對擁有的一切都很開心，就像奶牛.-Ross: cows? dad? 奶牛？爸爸?-Mr.Geller: She know how much I love cows.她知道我有多喜歡奶牛.[Time Lapse.]

-Mr.Geller:...And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seem to have that problem.read about: 讀知(閱后得知)

我還知道，這些女人想擁有一切。幸好我們家的小Harmonica似乎沒有這種問題.I’ am telling you, you’ll be fine.我跟你說，你很不錯.-Monica: Thank you, Daddy.謝謝老爸.-Mrs.Geller: Oh, so this does work.哦，這個居然還能用.-Monica:(trying desperately to change the subject)this is Ross, what's going on with you? desperately: 拼命地(極嚴重地,厲害地)

subject: 話題 Ross，你呢？

Any stories?(Digs her elbow into his hand.)No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks? dig: 挖，翻土

elbow: 用手肘推開，推擠

anecdote: 奇聞，軼事 share with: 與?.共享

folks: 家人，雙親

最近有什么新聞八卦之類，可以和老爸老媽分享的-Ross:(pulls his hand away)Okay!Okay.好吧.(To his parents)Look, I, uh-I realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal.Carol's a lesbian.wonder: 想知道 exactly: 完全的 here’s the deal: 事情是這樣的 lesbian: 女同性戀 我知道你們想了解，我和Carol之間倒底怎么了，事情是這樣的，Carol是個女同志.She's living with a woman named Susan.She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.pregnant: 懷孕 raise: 撫養

她和一個名字Susan的女人同居，她懷了我的孩子，并打算和Susan共同撫養他.(Stunned silence ensues.)stunned: 震驚 silence: 沉寂

ensue: 跟著發生

-Mrs.Geller:(To Monica)And you knew about this?!這些你全都知道?

[Scene: Central Park, everyone's there.]

-Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh? 你的父母真的那么糟糕嗎？

-Ross: Well, you know, these people are pros.They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.pros: 專業 take their time: 從容做（不慌不忙）

你要知道這些人十分專業，他們知道他們要做什么，他們會躲在那里，再來個突然襲擊.-Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents...boy, if you could(To Ross)I'd want yours.常言道：父母是無法交換的，如果可以，我要你的父母.-Ross: Must pee.(Goes to pee.)pee: 撒尿，小便 我要去尿尿了.-Phoebe: You know, it's even worse when you're twins.twin: 雙胞胎 worse: 更糟的是 如果你是雙胞胎，情況會更慘.-Rachel: You're twins? 你是雙胞胎?-Phoebe: Yeah.We don't speak.She's like this high-powered, driven career type.high-powered: 高級的，強大功率的driven: 追求

career: 事業 type: 類型 對,我們不往來，她是一心追求事業的人，她從事什么工作?-Chandler: What does she do? 她從事什么工作？

-Phoebe: She's a waitress.waitress: 女侍者,女服務員 服務生.-Joey: Identical? Identical: 相同的,同一的 長的一樣嗎？

-Phoebe: People say we look alike.But I don’t see it alike: 相似的，同樣的

大家都說我倆長的很像，但我不這么認為.-Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now.(They all start to leave.)gotta: have got to clean up: 收拾干凈 各位，我得打掃了.-Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.Chandler, 你是獨生子？你沒有這些困擾.-Chandler: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who...my parents actually preferred.imaginary: 想象的，虛構的actually: 實際的prefer: 較喜歡,寧可 沒有，盡管我有個想象中的朋友，而我爸媽比較喜歡他.-Rachel: turn off the lights, please.幫我關燈.(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel starts to clean up.Ross enters from the bathroom.)bathroom: 衛生間

-Ross:...How long was I in there? 我在里面多久了？

-Rachel: I'm just cleaning up.我剛剛打掃.-Ross: Oh, you need any help? 需要幫忙嗎？

-Rachel: Uh..okay, sure!Thanks!(She hands him the broom and sits down.)broom: 掃帚 好呀，謝了.-Ross: Anyway..um..(Starts to sweep.)So, you-uh-you nervous about Barry tomorrow? sweep: 掃除 nervous: 緊張

總之，明天要見Barry，緊張嗎?-Rachel: Oh...a little.有一點.-Ross: Mm-hmm...嗯.-Rachel: A lot.很緊張.-Ross: Mm.嗯.-Rachel: So, got any advice? You know, as someone who's recently been dumped? recently: 最近

dump: 甩掉

有任何建議嗎? 就一個最近剛被甩的人而言.-Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'.steer clear of: 繞開，避免

steer: 引導，駕駛 你應該避免用”甩”這個字眼.Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, chance: 機會，可能性

broken shell of a man: 一個痛不欲生的人

shell: 貝殼 現在他可能痛不欲生.you know, so you should try not to look too terrific, terrific: 極好的,非常的【terrific口語中多半用來表示贊賞,雖然它的本意是令人恐慌的，糟糕的。Ross暗示Rach不要隨便亂用“dumped”，因為他作為一個男人自尊可能會受傷害，所以雖然這樣做很難，但是還是不要顯得太神采飛揚】 因此你不該太神采飛揚.I know it'll be hard.Or, you know, uh, hey, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, 我知道這一點很難做到，這樣吧，我拿戒指還Barry and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...你陪Carol及Susan去做檢查.-Rachel: Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow.When did it get so complicated? complicate: 復雜

你明天得見Carol，此事何時變得這么復雜?-Ross: Got me.你可問倒我了.-Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together? together: 一起

還記得我們在高中時代嗎?-Ross: Yeah.記得.-Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet someone, fall in love and that'd be it?(Ross gazes at her.)..Ross? gaze: 凝視,注視

你沒想過自己會遇見心上人，談戀愛，然后廝守終生嗎?-Rachel: Ross? Ross?-Ross: Yes, yes!在，在

-Rachel: Oh!Man, I never thought I'd be here.(She leans back onto his hand.)lean back: 向后傾斜

沒想到自己會淪落到這個地步

-Ross: Me either.(He pulls up a stool so that he doesn't have to move his hand.)pull up: 拉過來，拉起

stool: 凳子 我也是.[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, Carol is waiting.]

-Ross:(entering)Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work.There was this big dinosaur...thing...anyway.stuck: stick 的過去式(分詞).不能動的,被卡住的 dinosaur: 恐龍 抱歉，我遲到了,我忙得無法脫身恐龍之類的事.(Susan enters holding a drink.)hold: 握著

-Susan: Hi.嗨

-Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.Ross,記得Susan嗎?-Ross: How could I forget? 【How could I forget? 我覺得這句話應該熟記，這樣你就可以咬牙切齒的對某個人，某件事說“how could I forget?”，我怎么能忘記呢？打死我也不會忘記的。可以想見Ross當時的神態了吧，真有種欲殺Susan而后快的感覺。】 我怎能忘得了?-Susan: Ross.Ross-Ross:(they shake hands)Hello, Susan.(To Carol)Good shake.Good shake.So, uh, we're just waiting for...? Susan,你好,她的手好有力,那么我們在等?-Carol: Dr.Oberman.Oberman 醫生.-Ross: Dr.Oberman.Okay.And is he.Dr.Oberman 醫生他.-Susan: She.她.-Ross: she, of course, she-uh-familiar with our...special situation? familiar with: 熟悉special situation: 特殊情況 她了解我們的特殊狀況?-Carol: Yes, and she's very supportive.supportive: 支持的

了解，而且她非常支持.-Ross: Okay, that's great.(Susan gives her drink to Carol.)No, I'm-Oh.這太好了，不,我只是.-Carol: Thanks.謝謝.-Ross:(picks up a surgical instrument and mimes a duck with it)Quack, quack..pick up: 拿起

surgical instrument: 手術器械

surgical: 外科的手術的instrument: 器械

mime: 啞劇

-Carol: Ross? That opens my cervix.(He drops it in horror.)cervix: 頸部,子宮口

drops: 扔

in horror: 恐怖地 Ross? 那是用來打開我的子宮頸的[Scene Barry's office, Barry is working on patient, Robbie, as Rachel enters.] patient: 病人，患者

-Rachel: Barry? Barry?-Barry: Come on in.進來吧.-Rachel:(hesitates)Are you sure? hesitate: 猶豫 你確定嗎？

-Barry: Yeah!It's fine, it's fine.Robbie's gonna be here for hours.沒問題.Robbie得待在這兒好幾個小時.-Robbie: Huh?!Huh?-Barry: So, how are you doing? 最近好嗎?-Rachel: I'm-uh-I'm okay...You look great!我很好，你的氣色好極了.-Barry: Yeah, well..是的.-Bernice:(over intercom)Dr.Farber, Jason Greenstein's gagging.intercom: 對講機

gagging: 哽喉 Dr.Farber, Jason Greenstein快沒氣了.-Barry:(answering the intercom)Be right there.(To Robbie and Rachel)Be back in a second.馬上到，我馬上回來.(As Barry exits Robbie stares at Rachel.)stare: 盯著看

-Rachel: I dumped him.我甩了他.-Robbie: Okay.哦.[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.]

-Ross: So, um-so how's this, uh, how's this all gonna work? 我們該如何處理此事？

-Susan: The baby grows in a special place inside themommy.嬰兒在母親身體中一個特殊的部位生長

-Ross: Thank you, I mean, how's this gonna work? With us? You know, when, like, important decisions have to be made? decision: 決定

謝謝，我說，我們該如何處理此事？比方說某些重大的決定.-Carol: Give me a 'for instance'.for instance: 比如 instance: 例子 比如?-Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name? 我也說不上來，比方說孩子的名字-Carol: Marlon.Marlon.-Ross: Marlon?!Marlon.-Carol: If it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl.如果是個男孩就叫Marlon，如果是個女孩就叫Minnie-Ross:...As in Mouse? 和米老鼠的女友同名？

-Carol: As in my grandmother.和我奶奶同名.-Ross: Still, you-you say Minnie, you hear Mouse.Um, how about, um..how about Julia? 不管怎樣,聽到這個還是想到老鼠.這個怎么樣？Julia？-Carol: Julia.Julia.-Susan: We agreed on Minnie.agree on: 對什么意見一致 我們決定用Minnie.-Ross: It’s funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together.Things change, roll with the punches.I believe Julia's on the table? things change: 世事難料 roll with the punches: 兵來將擋 roll: 轉動 punch: 以拳重擊 on the table: 提交討論

真幽默，我們曾決定共同生活一輩子，世事難料，兵來將擋.Julia，就這么決定.[Scene: Barry's office, Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters.] makeup: 化妝 mirror: 鏡子 lamp: 燈

-Barry: Sorry about that.So, what have you been up to? 抱歉，近來可好?-Rachel: Oh, not much.I-I got a job.混得過去，我剛找到工作-Barry: Oh, that's great.太好了.-Rachel: Why are-why are you so tanned? tan: 曬黑

你為何曬得這么黑?-Barry: Oh, I, uh-I went to Aruba.Aruba: 阿魯巴島 我去阿魯巴了.-Rachel: Oh no.You went on our honeymoon alone? honeymoon: 蜜月 你自己一個去渡蜜月.-Barry: No.I went with, uh..Now, this may hurt.hurt: 傷害,(使)疼痛

不是，我和?你也許會很不好受.-Robbie: Me?!我嗎？

-Barry: No!(To Rachel)I went with Mindy.我和Mindy去了.-Rachel: Mindy?!My maid of honour, Mindy?!maid of honour: 伴娘

maid: 女仆,侍女

honour: 光榮 我的伴娘Mindy?-Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.對，我們是認真的.-Rachel: Oh!Well, um..(Grabs his forehead)You've got plugs!grab: 抓取,搶去

forehand: 額頭

get plug: 植發

plug: 連接，接通 你去做植發了?-Barry: Careful!They haven't quite taken yet.quite: 很，十分

taken: take的過去分詞，抓住；抱?。晃兆?小心，還不固定.-Rachel: And you've got lenses!But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!lenses:(凹或凸)透鏡；鏡片

hate: 討厭

stick: 插入，刺入

finger: 手指 你何時配隱形眼鏡的? 你不是討厭將手指放進眼睛嗎?-Barry: Not for her.Listen, I really wanted to thank you.還不是為了她，我真的得感謝你.-Rachel: Okay.好.-Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you.More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life.And I'm an orthodontist.orthodontist: 牙齒矯正醫師

一個月前我想傷害你，我從未如此激動過，我是個整牙醫師.-Rachel: Wow.噢.-Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy.We weren't happy.But with Mindy, now I'm happy.Spit.你說得沒錯, 我以為我們會過得很快樂, 我們不快樂, 但是和Mindy在一起,現在我很快樂.吐掉.-Rachel: What? 什么？

-Robbie: Me.(Spits.)是和我說.-Rachel: Anyway, um,(Gets the ring out of her purse.)I guess this belongs to you.Or maybe some day Mindy, purse: 錢包

belong to: 屬于

總之，這東西屬于你的，或許以后是Mindy的.-Barry: like she’s settle for that.好像她已經開始為這個做準備了.-Rachel: Yeah, that’s true, but I think it’s nice ring.And thank you for giving it to me.是的，看來是真的，我覺得這是一個不錯的戒指.謝謝你送我.-Barry: Well, thank you for giving it back.謝謝你送還給我.(Barry and Rachel look at each other.)

-Robbie: Hello?!你好!

[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're still arguing about what to name the baby] argue: 爭論,辯論

name: 起名字

-Susan: Oh, please!What's wrong with Helen? 拜托，Helen有什么不好?-Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so.Helen Geller?不行.-Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be.她不會叫Helen Geller.-Ross: Thank you!謝謝.-Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.不，我是說她不姓Geller(Ross的姓)-Ross: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick? 難道她叫Helen Willick?-Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.老實說，我們考慮叫Helen Willick-Bunch.-Ross: Well, wait a minute, why-why is she in the title? title: 名稱，標題

等等，為何有她的份?-Susan: It's my baby too.因為她也是我的寶寶

-Ross: Oh, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.sperm: 精子

是嗎? 我不記得女人也會制造精子.-Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!challenge: 挑戰

我們都知道那是個極大的挑戰.-Carol: All right, you two, stop it!夠了，你們兩個，別吵了

-Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.credit: 歸功于,贊頌,信任

不，功勞全讓她搶了，我也在場.-Carol: Ross.You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? Because I think that borders on child abuse.suggest: 建議

border on: 與??接壤

border: 邊界，國界，接壤

abuse: 濫用，虐待【名字長并且奇怪會給孩子帶來很多不便！可能其他同齡人會嘲笑這個孩子，給孩子心靈造成傷害，所以是虐待兒童！對話中三人，Ross姓Geller, Carol姓Willick, Susan姓Bunch，才會衍生出這一串小孩該姓什么的爭論。而對話中看到的Willick-Bunch或Willick-Bunch-Geller，都稱“帶有連字符的姓”hyphenated last name。在中國，小孩大多都是從父姓。但在歐美，可以隨父母間的協議，把父母的姓用連字符“-”連接起來，成為小孩的姓。至于哪方的姓放在前，則無一定規劃。所以在這段劇情里，這三個人就是在爭執小孩應該那些人的姓?！?Ross，你該不會想用Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 因為這有虐待兒童之嫌.-Ross: Of course not, I'm...suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.當然沒有，我想用Geller-Willick-Bunch.-Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!wind up: 結果，結束

get his way: 得逞，隨心所欲

絕對不行，你看他，沒人會叫她全名的，他知道別人只會叫她Geller，這樣他就得逞了-Ross: My way?!You-you think this is my way? 我得逞? 你認為這樣算我得逞? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way.You know what? Uh, um, this is too hard.I'm not, I can't do.imagine: 想像

相信我，我沒想到自己會淪落到這種地步, 我是不得已的.-Dr.Oberman:(entering)Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea? nausea: 惡心，嘔吐

有人在嗎? 今天如何，想嘔吐嗎?-All: Yeah.Yeah.A little.只是一點點.-Dr.Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but.Thanks for sharing.(To Carol)Uh, lie back...wonder: 想知道

mother-to-be: 準媽媽

share: 分享

lie: 躺著 我只是問準媽媽，很感謝你們的分享，躺好.-Ross: You-uh-you know what, I'm gonna go.I don't-I don't think I can be involved in this particular family thing right now.involve in: 卷入，加入

particular: 獨特

知道嗎? 我不加入，我認為此時自己無法淌人這渾水.(He turns to go, but the sound of the sonogram catches he’s ear.He returns and stares at it.)turn to go: 轉身要走

sound: 聲音

sonogram: 超聲波

return: 返回

-Ross: Oh my God.我的天呀.-Susan: Look at that.看啊.-Carol: I know.我知道.[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram.Rachel is on the phone.] tape: 錄像帶

-Ross: Well? Isn't that amazing? 很神奇吧?-Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here? be suppose to: 應該(據說,被期望,獲準)我們該看到什么?-Chandler: I dunno, but...I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.attack: 攻擊,評擊 enterprise: 企業,事業

【這是錢德勒在形容還在肚里的胎兒長得像外星人，因為“企業號”是美國第一架航天飛機的名字。/Chandler: I dunno, but..I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.“dunno”是don’t know的縮寫，Chandler和Joey被逼著看sonogram的錄像帶，可是看得一頭霧水，Chandler居然說似乎是胎兒要進攻了?！?/p>

我不知道，可能是攻擊企業號(星艦迷航記)-Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.tilt: 傾斜

relax: 放松

potato：土豆

如果你們把頭稍微向左偏，兩眼放輕松，它樣子就像是一個顆老馬鈴薯.-Ross: Then don't do that, alright? 那么就不要那么干.-Phoebe: Okay!好吧!-Ross:(walks over to where Monica is standing)Monica.What do you think? Monica，你認為呢？

-Monica:(welling up)Mm-hmm.well up: 熱淚盈眶 嗯.-Ross: Wh-are you welling up? 你熱淚盈眶?-Monica: No.才沒那

-Ross: You are, you're welling up.你有,你熱淚盈眶-Monica: Am not!沒有.-Ross: You're gonna be an aunt.aunt: 伯母,姑,嬸,姨 你就要成為姑了.-Monica:(pushes him and starts to cry)Oh shut up!push: 推 shut up: 閉嘴 哦，閉嘴！

-Rachel:(on phone)Hi, Mindy.Hi, it-it's Rachel.Yeah, I'm fine.I-I saw Barry today.嗨Mindy，我是Rachel，我很好，我今天和Barry見面了

Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me.No, no, it's okay.I hope you two are very happy, I really do.不，他告訴我了,沒關系，真的，我誠心祝福你們幸福快樂.Oh, oh, and Mindy, you know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids and everything.everything works out: 一切順利

end up: 結束，告終 如果一切順利，你們結婚生子.I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.(Slams the phone down.)hairline: 發際線

slam: 猛然關上,砰地關上 希望他們有他的發線和你的鼻子.(To everyone)Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.cheap shot: 下流手段

我知道這招很賤，但我感覺好棒.END 本文來自: 愛酷英語(www.tmdps.cn)詳細出處參考：http://www.tmdps.cn/film_veido/friends_chapter2