第一篇：希拉里. 克林頓 自傳

In 1959, I wrote my autobiography for an assignment in Mrs.King’s sixth grade.In twenty-nine pages, most half-filled with earnest scrawl, I described my parents, brothers, pets, house, hobbies, school, sports and plans for the future.Forty-two years later, I began writing another memoir, this one about the eight years I spent in the White House living history with Bill Clinton.I quickly realized that I couldn’t explain my life as First Lady without going back to the beginning—how I became the woman I was that first day I walked into the White House on January 20, 1993, to take on a new role and experiences that would test and transform me in unexpected ways.Although I’ve had to be selective, I hope that I’ve conveyed the push and pull of events and relationships that affected me and continue to shape and enrich my world today.Since leaving the White House, representing New York in United Senator has been a humbling and daunting responsibility, and one I hope to write about more fully at a later time.The horrific events of Sep.11th 2001 made that clear by bringing home to New Yorkers and Americans.The role we must all play to protect and strengthen the Democratic ideals that have inspired and guided our nation for more than 200 years.These are the same ideas that as far back as I can remember or nurtured in me growing up.A political life I've often said is a continuing education in human nature including one's own.My 8 years in the White House tested my faith and political believes, my marriage and our nation's constitution and system of government.I became a lightning rod for political and ideological battles waged over America’s future and a magnet for feelings, good and bad, about women’s choices and roles.This is the story of how I experienced those 8 years as First Lady and as the wife of the president and how I made the decision to run for the United States Senator from New York and develop my political voice.Some may ask how I could give an accurate account of events, people and places that are so recent and of which I am still a part.I have done my best to convey my observations, thoughts and feelings as I experienced them.This is not meant to be a comprehensive history, but a personal memoir that offers an inside look at an extraordinary time in my life and in the life of America.[NoPage

第二篇：希拉里克林頓講話

希拉里·克林頓:我的一部分阻力的

周二下午，前民主黨總統(tǒng)候選人希拉里克林頓確認(rèn)自己是特朗普的廣泛抵抗運(yùn)動的一員。

“我正在積極公民和阻力的一部分,”她對女性的雷鳴般的掌聲說女性在紐約國際2017午餐。

在臺上采訪期間,宣布自己的一部分阻力之前,克林頓說,她花了幾十年的學(xué)習(xí)需要什么來幫助推動美國人,包括那些沒有投票給她。她說她不想訴諸情緒一樣,特朗普和曾希望認(rèn)真交流了衛(wèi)生保健、外交政策、可再生能源、人工智能等等在競選期間。

克林頓回憶說，特朗普實(shí)際上取笑了她，準(zhǔn)備為他們的第一次總統(tǒng)辯論做準(zhǔn)備。

“我說,‘是的,我是準(zhǔn)備辯論。這是我準(zhǔn)備做的另一件事。克林頓說:“我準(zhǔn)備做總統(tǒng)。”“這不是什么大抓。我明白這一點(diǎn)。但是，你知道，我不能做任何事，除了我自己。” 克林頓說，真正的變革是通過建立過去的進(jìn)步來實(shí)現(xiàn)的——而不是發(fā)誓要拋棄整個體系。

早些時候的談話,CNN的首席國際記者克里斯蒂安·阿曼普爾問克林頓她想象它可能實(shí)際上意味著全世界的女性如果她成為美國第一位女總統(tǒng)。

希拉里克林頓在紐約談到了“抵抗”。(照片:丹McDermid /路透社)“哦,我認(rèn)為這是一個非常大的交易,”克林頓說。“我認(rèn)為部分在國內(nèi)有重要消息可以發(fā)送到我們自己的女兒,孫女、孫子和兒子。但我認(rèn)為，尤其是在國際上。”

克林頓說她的偉大特權(quán)環(huán)游世界會議上各種各樣的人:從宮殿的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)人的女性生活在農(nóng)村地區(qū)婦女互助國際試圖幫助的人。

“仍有如此多的不公平,不公平,那么多的不尊重和歧視婦女和女孩,”她說。“我們已經(jīng)取得了進(jìn)展?是的，我們有。但我們做得夠不夠了嗎?不，我們沒有。”

克林頓說，婦女的權(quán)利在那些最有可能促進(jìn)和保護(hù)恐怖主義的地方消失了，這些地方滋生了反對男女平等的意識形態(tài)。“婦女權(quán)益是21世紀(jì)的未竟事業(yè)。沒有更重要的、更大的問題需要解決。”

克林頓還說，她對自己的選舉失利負(fù)有“絕對的個人責(zé)任”，她說她和她的競選團(tuán)隊(duì)都犯了錯誤。

“我是候選人。我是參加投票的人。我非常清楚我們面臨的挑戰(zhàn)、問題和不足，”克林頓說。“但是我想說這個。我參加了很多競選活動，我為我們的競選活動感到非常自豪。”

5月2日，希拉里克林頓參加了婦女國際午宴。(照片:丹McDermid /路透社)盡管采取了“絕對的個人責(zé)任,”克林頓還說她是“贏得”直到兩件事情發(fā)生了:美國聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局局長詹姆斯喜劇發(fā)布一封稱該機(jī)構(gòu)重新開放其調(diào)查她使用私人郵件服務(wù)器作為國務(wù)卿和“維基解密”公布入侵活動的郵件。她說喜劇的信件和維基解密的轉(zhuǎn)儲”提出的疑惑的人傾向于把票投給我嚇跑了。”

“我們犯錯誤了嗎?當(dāng)然，我們做到了。我犯過錯誤嗎?哦，我的天啊，是的，”她說。“但我相信我們的原因失去了其間的事件在過去10天。

英文參考

Hillary Clinton: I’m ‘part of the resistance’

Former Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton identified herself as a member of the widespread resistance movement to President Trump on Tuesday afternoon.“I’m back to now being an activist citizen and part of the resistance,” she said to thunderous applause at the Women for Women International 2017 annual luncheon in New York.During an onstage interview, just before declaring herself part of the resistance, Clinton said she spent decades learning what it would take to help move the people of the United States forward, including those who did not vote for her.She said that she didn’t want to appeal to emotions the same way that Trump did and had hoped to have serious conversations about health care, foreign policy, renewable energy, artificial intelligence and so on during the campaign.Clinton recalled that Trump had actually made fun of her for preparing for their first presidential debate.“I said, ‘Yes, I did prepare for the debate.And here’s another thing I prepared for.I prepared for being president,’” Clinton said.“It’s not exactly headline grabbing.I understand that.But, you know, I can’t be anything other than who I am.”

Clinton said that real change is made through building upon past progress — not vowing to throw out the whole system.Earlier in the conversation, CNN’s chief international correspondent Christiane Amanpour asked Clinton what she imagines it might have meant for women throughout the world if she had actually become the first female president of the United States.“Oh, I think it would’ve been a really big deal,” Clinton said.“I think that partly here at home there were important messages that could’ve sent to our own daughters, granddaughters, grandsons and sons.But I think especially internationally.”

Clinton said she had the great privilege of traveling the world meeting a wide variety of people: from leaders in palaces to the kinds of women living in rural areas whom Women for Women International is trying to help.“There is still so much inequity, so much unfairness, so much disrespect and discrimination toward women and girls,” she said.“So have we made progress? Yes we have.But have we made enough? No we haven’t.”

Clinton said that women’s rights are being lost in the same places that are most likely to foster and protect terrorism, places that harbor ideologies hostile to equality between the sexes.“Women’s rights is the unfinished business of the 21st century.There is no more important, larger issue that has to be addressed.”

Clinton also said that she takes “absolute personal responsibility” for her election loss, saying that she and her campaign both made mistakes.“I was the candidate.I was the person who was on the ballot.I was very aware of the challenges, the problems, the shortfalls that we have,” Clinton said.“But I will say this.I’ve been in a lot of campaigns, and I’m very proud of the campaign we ran.”

Despite taking “absolute personal responsibility,” Clinton also said she was “on the way to winning” until two things happened: FBI director James Comey released a letter saying the agency was reopening its investigation into her use of a private email server as secretary of state and WikiLeaks published hacked campaign emails.She said the combination of Comey’s letter and WikiLeaks’ dump “raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me but got scared off.”

“Did we make mistakes? Of course we did.Did I make mistakes? Oh my gosh, yes,” she said.“But the reason I believe we lost were the intervening events in the last 10 days.”

第三篇：克林頓自傳

When I was a young man just out of law school and eager to get on with my life, on a whim I briefly put aside my reading preference for fiction and history and bought one of those how-to books:How to Get Control of Your Time and Your Life, by Alan Lakein.The book’s main point was the necessity of listing short-, medium-, and long-term life goals, then categorizing them in order of their importance, with the A group being the most important, the B group next, and the C the last, then listing under each goal specific activities designed to achieve them.I still have that paperback book, now almost thirty years old.And I’m sure I have that old list somewhere buried in my papers, though I can’t find it.However, I do remember the A list.I wanted to be a good man, have a good marriage and children, have good friends, make a successful political life, and write a great book.Whether I’m a good man is, of course, for God to judge.I know that I am not as good as my strongest supporters believe or as I hope to become, nor as bad as my harshest critics assert.I have been graced beyond measure by my family life with Hillary and Chelsea.Like all families’ lives, ours is not perfect, but it has been wonderful.Its flaws, as all the world knows, are mostly mine, and its continuing promise is grounded in their love.No person I know ever had more or better friends.Indeed, a strong case can be made that I rose to the presidency on the shoulders of my personal friends, the now legendary FOBs.My life in politics was a joy.I loved campaigns and I loved governing.I always tried to keep things moving in the right direction, to give more people a chance to live their dreams, to lift people’s spirits, and to bring them together.That’s the way I kept score.As for the great book, who knows? It sure is a good story.Early on the morning of August 19, 1946, I was born under a clear sky after a violent summer storm to a widowed mother in the Julia Chester Hospital in Hope, a town of about six thousand in southwest Arkansas, thirty-three miles east of the Texas border at Texarkana.My mother named me William Jefferson Blythe III after my father, William Jefferson Blythe Jr., one of nine children of a poor farmer in Sherman, Texas, who died when my father was seventeen.According to his sisters, my father always tried to take care of them, and he grew up to be a handsome, hardworking, fun-loving man.He met my mother at Tri-State Hospital in Shreveport, Louisiana, in 1943, when she was training to be a nurse.Many times when I was growing up, I asked Mother to tell me the story of their meeting, courting, and marriage.He brought a date with some kind of medical emergency into the ward where she was working, and they talked and flirted while the other woman was being treated.On his way out of the hospital, he touched the finger on which she was wearing her boyfriend’s ring and asked her if she was married.She stammered “no”—she was single.

The next day he sent the other woman flowers and her heart sank.Then he called Mother for a date, explaining that he always sent flowers when he ended a relationship.Two months later, they were married and he was off to war.He served in a motor pool in the invasion of Italy, repairing jeeps and tanks.After the war, he returned to Hope for Mother and they moved to Chicago, where he got back his old job as a salesman for the Manbee Equipment Company.They bought a little house in the suburb of Forest Park but couldn’t move in for a

couple of months, and since Mother was pregnant with me, they decided she should go home to Hope until they could get into the new house.On May 17, 1946, after moving their furniture into their new home, my father was driving from Chicago to Hope to fetch his wife.Late at night on Highway 60 outside of Sikeston, Missouri, he lost control of his car, a 1942 Buick, when the right front tire blew out on a wet road.He was thrown clear of the car but landed in, or crawled into, a drainage ditch dug to reclaim swampland.The ditch held three feet of water.When he was found, after a two-hour search, his hand was grasping a branch above the waterline.He had tried but failed to pull himself out.He drowned, only twenty-eight years old, married two years and eight months, only seven months of which he had spent with Mother.That brief sketch is about all I ever really knew about my father.All my life I have been hungry to fill in the blanks, clinging eagerly to every photo or story or scrap of paper that would tell me more of the man who gave me life.Iwas born on my grandfather’s birthday, a couple of weeks early, weighing in at a respectable six pounds eight ounces, on a twenty-one-inch frame.Mother and I came home to her parents’ house on Hervey Street in Hope, where I would spend the next four years.That old house seemed massive and mysterious to me then and still holds deep memories today.The people of Hope raised the funds to restore it and fill it with old pictures, memorabilia, and period furniture.They call it the Clinton Birthplace.It certainly is the place I associate with awakening to life—to the smells of country food;to buttermilk churns, ice-cream makers, washboards, and clotheslines;to my “Dick and Jane” readers, my first toys, including a simple length of chain I prized above them all;to strange voices talking over our “party line” telephone;to my first friends, and the work my grandparents did.After a year or so, my mother decided she needed to go back to New Orleans to Charity Hospital, where she had done part of her nursing training, to learn to be a nurse anesthetist.In the old days, doctors had administered their own anesthetics, so there was a demand for this relatively new work, which would bring more prestige to her and more money for us.But it must have been hard on her, leaving me.On the other hand, New Orleans was an amazing place after the war, full of young peo

eople, Dixieland music, and over-the-top haunts like the Club My-Oh-My, where men in drag danced and sang as lovely ladies.I guess it wasn’t a bad place for a beautiful young widow to move beyond her loss.While Mother was in New Orleans, I was in the care of my grandparents.They were incredibly conscientious about me.They loved me very much;sadly, much better than they were able to love each other or, in my grandmother’s case, to love my mother.Of course, I was blissfully unaware of all this at the time.I just knew that I was loved.Later, when I became interested in children growing up in hard circumstances and learned something of child development from Hillary’s work at the Yale Child Study Center, I came to realize how fortunate I had been.For all their own demons, my grandparents and my mother always made me feel I was the most important person in the world to them.Most children will make it if they have just one person who makes them feel that way.I had three.My grandmother, Edith Grisham Cassidy, stood just over five feet tall and weighed about 180 pounds.Mammaw was bright, intense, and aggressive, and had obviously been pretty once.She

had a great laugh, but she also was full of anger and disappointment and obsessions she only dimly understood.She took it all out in raging tirades against my grandfather and my mother, both before and after I was born, though I was shielded from most of them.She had been a good student and ambitious, so after high school she took a correspondence course in nursing from the Chicago School of Nursing.By the time I was a toddler she was a private-duty nurse for a man not far from our house on Hervey Street.I can still remember running down the sidewalk to meet her when she came home from work.I adored my grandfather, the first male influence in my life, and felt pride that I was born on his birthday.James Eldridge Cassidy was a slight man, about five eight, but in those years still strong and handsome.I always thought he resembled the actor Randolph Scott.My grandfather was an incredibly kind and generous man.During the Depression, when nobody had any money, he would invite boys to ride the ice truck with him just to get them off the street.They earned twenty-five cents a day.When I was living with him, my grandfather had two jobs that I really loved: he ran a little grocery store, and he supplemented his income by working as a night watchman at a sawmill.I loved spending the night with Papaw at the sawmill.We would take a paper bag with sandwiches for supper, and I would sleep in the backseat of the car.And on clear starlit nights, I would climb in the sawdust piles, taking in the magical smells of fresh-cut timber and sawdust.My grandfather loved working there, too.It got him out of the house and reminded him of the mill work he’d done as a young man around the time of my mother’s birth.Except for the time Papaw closed the car door on my fingers in the dark, those n

第四篇：希拉里 克林頓演講稿

Thank you so much.Thank you all.Well, this isn’t exactly the party I’d planned, but I sure like the company.I want to start today by saying how grateful I am to all of you– to everyone who poured your hearts and your hopes into this campaign, who drove for miles and lined the streets waving homemade signs,who scrimped and saved to raise money,who knocked on doors and made calls, who talked and sometimes argued with your friends and neighbors, who emailed and contributed online, who invested so much in our common enterprise, to the moms and dads who came to our events, who lifted their little girls and little boys on their shoulders and whispered in their ears, “See, you can be anything you want to be.”

Remember-we fought for the single mom with a young daughter, juggling work and school,who told me,“I’m doing it all to better myself for her.”We fought for the woman who grabbed my hand, and asked me,“What are you going to do to make sure I have health care?”and began to cry because even though she works three jobs,she can’t afford insurance.We fought for the young man in the Marine Corps t-shirt who waited months for medical care and said, “Take care of my buddies over there and then, will you please help take care of me?” We fought for all those who’ve lost jobs and health care,who can’t afford gas or groceries or college, who have felt invisible to their president these last seven years.I entered this race because I have an old-fashioned conviction: that public service is about helping people solve their problems and live their dreams.I’ve had every opportunity and blessing in my own life–and I want the same for all Americans.Until that day comes,you will always find me on the front lines of democracy-fighting for the future.The way to continue our fight now–to accomplish the goals for which we stand–is to take our energy, our passion, our strength and do all we can to help elect Barack Obama the next President of the United States.I understand that we all know this has been a tough fight.The Democratic Party is a family, and it’s now time to restore the ties that bind us together and to come together around the ideals we share, the values we cherish, and the country we love.We all want an economy that sustains the American Dream, the opportunity to work hard and have that work rewarded, to save for college, a home and retirement, to afford that gas and those groceries and still have a little left over at the end of the month.An economy that lifts all of our people and ensures that our prosperity（繁榮）is broadly distributed and shared.We all want a health care system that is universal, high quality, and affordable so that parents no longer have to choose between care for themselves or their children or be stuck in dead end jobs simply to keep their insurance.This isn’t just an issue for me–it is a passion and a cause–and it is a fight I will continue until every single American is insured–no exceptions, no excuses.We all want an America defined by deep and meaningful equality– from civil rights to labor rights,from women’s rights to gay rights, from ending discrimination to promoting unionization（聯(lián)合）to providing help for the most important job there is: caring for our families.We all want to restore America’s standing in the world,to end the war in Iraq and once again lead by the power of our values, and to join with our allies to confront our shared challenges from poverty and genocide（種族滅絕）to terrorism and global warming.You know,I’ve been involved in politics and public life in one way or another for four decades.During those forty years, our country has voted ten times for President.Democrats won only three of those times.And the man who won two of those elections is with us today.We made tremendous progress during the 90s under a Democratic President, with a flourishing economy, and our leadership for peace and security respected around the world.Just think how much more progress we could have made over the past 40 years if we had a Democratic president.Think about the lost opportunities of these past seven years–on the environment and the economy, on health care and civil rights,on education, foreign policy and the Supreme Court.Imagine how far we could’ve come, how much we could’ve achieved if we had just had a Democrat in the White House.We cannot let this moment slip away.We have come too far and accomplished too much.Now the journey ahead will not be easy.Some will say we can’t do it.That it’s too hard.That we’re just not up to the task.But for as long as America has existed, it has been the American way to reject“can’t do”claims,and to choose instead to stretch the boundaries of the possible through hard work, determination, and a pioneering spirit.It is this belief,this optimism, that Senator Obama and I share, and that has inspired so many millions of our supporters to make their voices heard.So today,I am standing with Senator Obama to say: Yes we can.This election is a turning point election and it is critical that we all understand what our choice really is.Will we go forward together or will we stall and slip backwards.Think how much progress we have already made.When we first started,people everywhere asked the same questions:Could a woman really serve as Commander-in-Chief? Well, I think we answered that one.And could an African American really be our President? Senator Obama has answered that one.You can be so proud that,from now on,it will be unremarkable for a woman to win primary state victories,unremarkable to have a woman in a close race to be our nominee,unremarkable to think that a woman can be the President of the United States.And that is truly remarkable，my friend.Although we weren’t able to shatter that highest,hardest glass ceiling this time,thanks to you,it’s got about 18 million cracks in it.And the light is shining through like never before, filling us all with the hope and the sure knowledge that the path will be a little easier next time.That has always been the history of progress in America.Think of the suffragists who gathered at Seneca Falls in 1848 and those who kept fighting until women could cast their votes.Think of the abolitionists who struggled and died to see the end of slavery.Think of the civil rights heroes and foot-soldiers who marched protested and risked their lives to bring about the end to segregation and Jim Crow.Because of them, I grew up taking for granted that women could vote.Because of them, my daughter grew up taking for granted that children of all colors could go to school together.Because of them, Barack Obama and I could wage a hard fought campaign for the Democratic nomination.Because of them, and because of you, children today will grow up taking for granted that an African American or a woman can yes, become President of the United States.When that day arrives and a woman takes the oath of office as our President, we will all stand taller, proud of the values of our nation, proud that every little girl can dream and that her dreams can come true in America.And all of you will know that because of your passion and hard work you helped pave the way for that day.So I want to say to my supporters, when you hear people saying – or think to yourself – “if only” or “what if,” I say,“please don’t go there.” Every moment wasted looking back keeps us from moving forward.Life is too short, time is too precious, and the stakes are too high to dwell on what might have been.We have to work together for what still can be.And that is why I will work my heart out to make sure that Senator Obama is our next President.And I hope and pray that all of you will join me in that effort.To my supporters and colleagues in Congress, to the governors and mayors, elected officials who stood with me, in good times and in bad,thank you for your strength and leadership.To my friends in our labor unions who stood strong every step of the way – I thank you and pledge my support to you.To my friends, from every stage of my life – your love and ongoing commitments sustain me every single day.To my family – especially Bill and Chelsea and my mother, you mean the world to me and I thank you for all you have done.And to my extraordinary staff, volunteers and supporters, thank you for working those long, hard hours.Thank you for dropping everything–leaving work or school–traveling to places you’d never been, sometimes for months on end.And thanks to your families as well because your sacrifice was theirs too.All of you were there for me every step of the way.Being human, we are imperfect.That’s why we need each other.To catch each other when we falter.To encourage each other when we lose heart.Some may lead;others may follow;but none of us can go it alone.The changes we’re working for are changes that we can only accomplish together.Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are rights that belong to each of us as individuals.But our lives,our freedom, our happiness,are best enjoyed,best protected, and best advanced when we do work together.That is what we will do now as we join forces with Senator Obama and his campaign.We will make history together as we write the next chapter in America’s story.We will stand united for the values we hold dear, for the vision of progress we share, and for the country we love.There is nothing more American than that.And looking out at you today, I have never felt so blessed.The challenges that I have faced in this campaign are nothing compared to those that millions of Americans face every day in their own lives.So today, I’m going to count my blessings and keep on going.I’m going to keep doing what I was doing long before the cameras ever showed up and what I’ll be doing long after they’re gone: Working to give every American the same opportunities I had, and working to ensure that every child has the chance to grow up and achieve his or her God-given potential.I will do it with a heart filled with gratitude, with a deep and abiding love for our country– and with nothing but optimism and confidence for the days ahead.This is now our time to do all that we can to make sure that in this election we add another Democratic president to that very small list of the last 40 years and that we take back our country and once again move with progress and commitment to the future.Thank you all and God bless you and God bless America.

第五篇：希拉里與克林頓英語短劇搞笑

旁白：Bill Clinton and Hilary took part in the same period, Jiangsu Satellite TV You Are the One in 1970。

主持人：Hello, welcome to You are the one，I am the host MengFei，So welcome here the three Male guest

（音樂響，三人走秀上場轉(zhuǎn)一圈回到屏幕下。屏幕照片對應(yīng)依次出現(xiàn)三個男生）A:大家好我是克林頓，來自于美國阿肯色州（男1號）B：大家好我是布什，來自于德克薩斯州（男2號）

C：大家好我是奧巴馬，來自美國夏威夷州，祖籍肯尼亞（The Republic of Kenya）（男3號）主持人：Please welcome our only one female guest Hillary.（音樂響起，希拉里上臺）

H：大家好，主持人好，各位老師觀眾好！我是希拉里 主持人：Please select your heart boys.（H翻出2號牌，給大家看）

主持人：Gentlemans, if you have a good feel for Hillary,keep your brand，if not turn down please.Make your choices（三個人都不翻牌）

主持人：Hillary,they all have an eye for you.Then you can ask questions to the three.女： 既然你這么有形

這么有錢

而且這么時尚 一定交往過不少的女朋友

你交往過多少女朋友？

男A：交往過多少我也不記得了 但是我知道肯定比失戀次數(shù)多一次

女：布什先生，你平時有什么運(yùn)動愛好？

B：我喜歡跑步、籃球、游泳（從臺下飛來一只鞋，布什躲過）女：誰要襲擊你？

B：沒事，這個我遇到多了，幸好我還練過！誰？是男人的，給我站出來！觀眾：Get out ,you ,son of a bitch!Listen carefully,I am Osama bin Laden!

（撤下場）B:I am sorry ,I am sorry!我來錯地方了！

女：奧巴馬先生，你覺得你最引以為豪的事是什么？

C:我想那就是我殺死了本拉登，并且我是美國第一位黑人總統(tǒng) 女：還有呢？

C:我還出了一本書《無畏的希望》(The Audacity of Hope)（那書出來比劃）女：那一定很貴吧 C：只要10元，10元你買不了吃虧，10元你買不了上當(dāng)，全部都是10元，買啥啥便宜、買啥

啥賤

女：這么便宜，有沒有聯(lián)系電話？

C:有，電話號碼是110，每天前十位訂購的我們還送鹵蛋 女：買書還能贏鹵蛋，太好了!不過我不喜歡！

主持人：Hillary,make you final choice 希拉里小姐，請你做出選擇（上前拉住A的手，音樂響起，兩人一起離場）

克林頓競選總統(tǒng)

旁白：In 1992, U.S.President Bill Clinton has been elected,There are many women began to pursue Clinton 1992年克林頓成為總統(tǒng)之后，有很多女性追捧他，有一天一個貴婦人邀請他吃飯，之后他們進(jìn)了酒店

女：Mr.President,May I invite you to have dinner together? B:Ok,but why is the dinner not the lunch? 女：For dinner is more emotional appeal B：this is hongguoyuan Hotel,let's go

女人給克林頓穿衣服

B:Lovely baby I will not be ill-treated in you！hahahaha!女：It's very kind of you（左右各親一下——此處有吻聲音效）

旁白：不料此事傳到了希拉里的耳朵里，克林頓苦苦請求希拉里原諒

B: oh，Hillary。Please, Please don’t.You know I love you, just like The mouse loves the rice。I love you so much that I can’t live without you.H:Well, I have decided to divorce with you。Whatever you say has been late！now，I want to kill you!(拿槍指著B)（慶忠錄音啊）當(dāng)時這把劍理我的喉嚨只有0.01公分,但是在1/4柱香之后這把劍的女主人將會再次徹底的愛上我,因?yàn)槲覜Q定撒一個謊,雖然本人生平說謊無數(shù)，但這次是最成功的

（背景音樂）

B:Long long ago, there was a true love in front me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet her again, I Wish to say I love you.If you ask how long I would love her, I should say ten thousand years.That one is you.The only one I love in the world is you.H:(sing)Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here waiting for you.I only know I was born to love you。（兩人相擁而泣）

旁白：since Hillary and Bill Clinton Restore as well as before!This is their love story，Thank you everyone!