第一篇：生活大爆炸第四季 第一集 臺詞整理

Howard: And now the Kung Pao Chicken.這是宮保雞丁。-Leonard: Ah, yeah.Wow.啊，好，哇。-Raj: Smooth.厲害。

-Howard: And finally, my Moo Shu Pork.最后，是我的木須肉。-Raj: Whoo-hoo!哇塞!-Howard: Oh, there you have it, gentlemen.Our entire dinner unpacked by robot.好了,先生們,你們都看到了機器人已經把所有飯菜取出來了。-Raj: And it only took 28 minutes.僅僅花了28分鐘時間。-Sheldon: Impressive, but we must be cautious.真不錯啊，不過我們得小心點。-Howard: Why? 為什么?-Sheldon: Today, it's a Chinese food retrieval robot.Tomorrow, it travels back in time and tries to kill Sarah Connor.今天，這是個中餐傳遞機器人，明天，它會及時地穿越時空，回去謀殺Sarah Connor(終結者外傳女主人公)。

-Leonard: I don't think that's going to happen, Sheldon.Sheldon 我可不相信會發生這樣的事情。

-Sheldon: No one ever does.That's why it happens.。沒人相信所以才會發生啊。

-Penny: Hey.Is the food here? Ooh.What's that? 嘿，外賣都到了? 哇，那是什么?-Howard: That, dear lady, is the Wolowitz Programmable Hand, designed for extravehicular repairs on the International Space Station.專門為國際空間站的艙外維修而設計的。-Penny: Ah, cool啊，酷。

-Howard: Ask me to pass the soy sauce.快讓我幫你把醬油遞過去。-Penny: Oh, does that come up much on the space station? 呃，空間站上的人經常遞醬油嗎?-Howard: Mostly with Asian and Jewish astronauts.亞洲和猶太裔的宇航員經常需要。

-Penny: All right.Pass the soy sauce.好吧，把醬油遞給我。

-Howard: Coming up.這就來。-Leonard: So how's work? 工作順利嗎?-Penny: Oh, it's not bad.Kind of hungry.還不錯啦，只是有點餓了。-Leonard: Yeah, we all are.是的，我們都有點。-Howard: Just wait.等一下就好。

heldon: You realize, Penny , that the technology that went into this arm will one day make unskilled food servers such as yourself obsolete.機器手類的高科技產品總有一天會讓像你這種差勁的餐廳服務員失業。

-Penny: Really? 真的嗎? They're going to make a robot that spits on your hamburger? 他們要做個能對著你的漢堡吐口水的機器人?-Sheldon: I thought you broke up with her.Why is she here? 我以為你們倆分手了，她還在這干什么?-Howard: Okay, here we go.Passing the soy sauce.Put out your hand.好了，來吧。遞一下醬油。伸手。-Penny: Oh!啊!That's amazing.這太神奇了。

-Sheldon: I wouldn't say amazing.At best, it's a modest leap forward from the basic technology that gave us Country Bear Jamboree.要是我就不會說神奇，這科技頂多就是在迪士尼“鄉村熊俱樂部”的簡單編程上(70年代高仿真動畫片)推進了那么一步。-Howard: Hey, Sheldon?-Sheldon: Yes? Peace?-Howard: No, not peace.Hang on.不，不是和平。等著

“Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state.“宇宙一度滾燙稠密，Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started.Wait...140億年前終于爆了炸，等著瞧...The earth began to cool地球開始降溫，The autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools autotrophs: 自養生物 drool: 從嘴淌下，散漫的說 neanderthals: 穴居人 tool: 工具

自養生物來起哄，穴居人發明工具。We built the wall.We built the pyramids 我們建長城，我們建金字塔。

Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery.數學、自然科學、歷史，揭開神秘。That all started with a big bang.” 一切都開始于大爆炸。Bang!砰!”

-Penny: Does NASA know you're using that thing as a napkin holder? 國家航空宇航局知道你把那玩意當餐巾架用嗎?-Howard: You kidding? They still think it's in a secure locker at JPL.JPL: 噴氣推進實驗室

開什么玩笑，他們還以為它乖乖待在噴氣推進實驗室的保險柜里呢。-Penny: You stole it? 你偷來的?-Howard: Borrowed.The trick is to carry it out to your car like you own it.手法很簡單，光明正大把它帶上你的車，就跟你自己的似的。-Sheldon: Excuse me.Oh.Amy's at the dry cleaners, and she's made a very amusing pun.Amy在干洗店呢，講了個冷笑話。

“I don't care for perchloroethylene, and I don't like glycol ether.” 我既不喜歡全氯乙烯，也)不喜歡乙二醇醚“。Get it? 懂了嗎? She doesn't like glycol ether.她不喜歡乙二醇醚，Sounds like ”either.“ 聽起來像是”也“(either和ether音似)。L-O-L.哈哈。

-Penny: Who's Amy? Amy是誰?-Leonard: His girlfriend.他女朋友。

-Penny: Sheldon has a girlfriend? Sheldon有女朋友了?-Sheldon: She's not my girlfriend.她不是我女朋友。-Penny: How long has this been going on? 這事有多久了?-Leonard: Four months.4個月。

-Sheldon: She's not my girlfriend.她不是我女朋友。

-Penny: Are you telling me, for the past four months I have been asking you, ”What's new?“ and you never thought to go with, Sheldon has a girlfriend? 你是說，過去的四個月里頭，我每次問你”最近有什么新鮮事?“ 你都從來沒想過要告訴我，Sheldon有女朋友了?-Sheldon: She's not my girlfriend.她不是我女朋友。

-Penny: Ah...d-d-d-d...How did they meet? 啊...他...他...他...他倆怎么認識的?-Howard: Raj and I entered Sheldon's information on a dating site, and it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler.我和Raj幫Sheldon在一個交友網站上填了資料，然后就蹦出個Amy Farrah Fowler。-Penny: Oh, my God!Sheldon and Amy.哇，天哪!Sheldon和Amy。-Howard: Or, as we call them, ”Shamy.“ 或者，像我們叫的那樣 ”Shamy“(有”丟臉“之意)。-Penny: Shamy.Shamy啊。

I am so digging the Shamy.我太喜歡這個說法了。

-Sheldon: All right, everyone pay attention.Yes, I have a friend named Amy Farrah Fowler.Yes, she is female.Yes, we communicate on a daily basis, but no, she is not my girlfriend.別說了，大家聽著，沒錯，我有個朋友叫做Amy Farrah Fowler沒錯，她是個女的，沒錯，我們每天保持聯系，但很可惜，她不是我女朋友。-Penny: Okay, well, what do you communicate about? 好吧，那么，你們每天都聊些什么?-Sheldon: Well, my work in physics, her work in neurobiology, and most recently, the possibility of our having a child together.呃，我在物理學上的工作事宜啦，她在神經生物學上的工作事宜啦。最近，聊的是我們倆會不會有個孩子。-Penny: Thank you.謝謝。

-Leonard: Wait a minute...a child? You never see this girl.You just e-mail and text and Twitter.Now you're considering having a baby? 等會...孩子? 你從沒見過這個女生，你們只是在發郵件，傳短訊，聊微博。現在你們都已經考慮要孩子的事了?-Sheldon: Amy pointed out that between the two of us, our genetic material has the potential of producing the first in a line of intellectually superior, benign overlords to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow.Amy提出，我們倆所具備的優異基因極有可能創造出史上最聰明絕頂、優秀賢明引領人類走向更美好明天的君主。

-Howard: I'm guessing that future historians will condemn us for not taking this opportunity to kill Sheldon.我猜想將來的歷史學家一定會強烈譴責我們沒有好好把握住這個殺了Sheldon的機會。

-Penny: Okay, I have a question.好吧，我有個問題。-Sheldon: Yes, Penny.Penny 什么問題?-Penny: You don't even like people touching you.How are you going to have sex? 你連別人碰你都受不了，你怎么能夠做愛呢?-Sheldon: Why on Earth would we have sex? 我們為啥要做愛了?-Penny: Oh, honey, did your mom not have the talk with you? You know, when your private parts started growing? 就是，當你的私密處開始發育的時候?-Sheldon: I'm quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.我對人類通常所采用的那種又混亂又不衛生的繁殖方式非常了解，再加上和你做了三年鄰居，聽夠了你一遍遍呼天喊地的叫床聲。-Penny: Oh, God.噢，天啊。

-Sheldon: Yes, exactly.Consequently, if Amy and I choose to bring new life into this world, it will be accomplished clinically, with fertility experts in a lab with Petri dishes.Which reminds me...you have broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigor.Is your womb available for rental? 沒錯，就是這聲音。所以，如果Amy和我決定要生一個孩子的話，它會以臨床方式，在生育學專家實驗室的培養皿里誕生我突然想到...你的髖部寬大，體格健壯，你愿意租借你的子宮嗎?-Leonard: Still digging the Shamy? 還喜歡Shamy這名字嗎?-Penny: Look, Sheldon, before you race off to the fertility clinic, you might want to think about...uh, gee, I don't know...maybe actually spending some time with her.聽著，Sheldon，在你去生育診所之前你也許可以考慮一下...呃，啊，我也不知道怎么說...或許真正和她相處一段時間。-Sheldon: You mean dating? 你是說約會?-Penny: yeah.是啊。

-Sheldon: I can't date Amy.我不能和Amy約會。-Penny: Why not? 為什么不行？

-Sheldon: She's not my girlfriend.她又不是我的女朋友。-Penny: Okay, look, don't think of it as dating a girlfriend.好吧，聽著，不要想成是和女朋友約會。Think of it as, uh...getting to know the future mother of your child 把它想象成是，呃...和你孩子未來的母親認識一下。

-Sheldon: Oh.I hadn't considered that.I suppose she will have to have access to our progeny.And you don't think I can achieve the required intimacy via text messaging? 噢。我以前都沒想到過這件事。我覺得她可以和我們的孩子接觸。你不覺得我通過和她發短信就可以達到必要的親密關系了嗎?-Penny: Probably not.可能不行吧。

-Sheldon: Huh.It would appear as if the phone companies have been lying to me.哼，這樣看起來，電話公司一直在欺騙我。

-Penny: You do realize I stand on the other side of the door waiting for you to finish knocking three times.你真聰明，知道我站在門的另一邊等著你敲完三次。

-Sheldon: I know.I can see the shadow of your feet under the door.我當然知道，我從門底下看到你腳的影子了。-Penny: Yeah, my point is it's a waste of time.是啊，但我想說的是，你那樣做是浪費時間。

-Sheldon: If you're looking for an example of a waste of time, I would refer you to the conversation we're having right now.如果你想找個有關浪費時間的例子，我會告訴你我們現在的對話就是一個。-Penny: What do you want? 你要干嗎?-Sheldon: I've decided to take your advice and have arranged to go on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler.我決定采納你的建議，并且安排好了和Amy Farrah Fowler進行一次約會。

-Penny: Oh, that's great.Have fun.噢，那太好了。祝你約會愉快。

-Sheldon: Wait.You have to drive me.等等。你要開車送我過去。-Penny: What?

-Sheldon: You know I don't drive.-Penny: Well, go ask Leonard.-Sheldon: I did.He said...and I quote...”Ask Penny.It was her cockamamy idea.“ 他說...以下是原話...”去找Penny這是她出的蠢主意“。

-Penny: Leonard said ”cockamamy“? Leonard說了”蠢主意“?-Sheldon: Actually, I'm paraphrasing.Having been raised in a Christian household, I'm uncomfortable with the language he used.And to be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with ”cockamamy.“ 這是我意譯的。我生長在一個基督徒家庭，所以不喜歡他使用的語句 老實說，愚蠢的這個詞，我也不怎么喜歡。

-Penny: Okay, fine.When's the date? 好吧好吧，約會定在什么時候?-Sheldon: Hurry.We're going to be late.快點吧，我們要遲到了。-Penny: Sheldon, did it ever occur to you that I might have other plans? Sheldon你難道沒想過我可能有其他安排嗎?-Sheldon: I'm sorry.Do you have other plans?很抱歉，你有其他安排嗎?-Penny: Well, no, not per se, but...嗯，沒有，本質上沒有，但是...-Sheldon: So this conversation is as pointless as your door-knocking soliloquy? 你不覺得我們現在的對話和你剛才談敲門的那段話一樣沒有意義嗎?-Penny: Let me get my...cockamamy keys.讓我去拿...愚蠢的車鑰匙。-Howard: Oh, God, that feels so good.Yeah, that's the spot.Oh, baby.噢，天啊，這感覺太棒了。啊，就是這個地方。噢，寶貝。-Woman: Howard, dinner's ready!Howard晚飯做好了

-Howard: I'll eat later.I'm busy!Oh, yeah.Just like a real hand.Hmm.我過會兒再吃。我現在很忙。噢，耶。簡直和人手沒有兩樣嘛。嗯。-Sheldon: Thank you for driving me.謝謝你開車送我。-Penny: You're welcome.不用客氣。

-Sheldon: I wish you weren't wearing flip-flops.It's dangerous to drive in flip-flops.我希望你沒有穿拖鞋。穿拖鞋開車很危險。-Penny: Sheldon.-Sheldon: Sorry.I just don't want to be yet another flip-flop fatality.我只是不想成為另一個慘死于拖鞋事故的人。

-Penny: Can I ask you a question? 我可以問你一個問題嗎?-Sheldon: Given your community college education, I encourage you to ask me as many as possible.鑒于你社區大學的教育背景，我鼓勵你盡可能多問一點。

-Penny: Yeah.Well, my question is...and I'm pretty sure I know the answer...is this your first date? 其實我對答案很清楚，這是你第一次約會嗎?-Sheldon: That depends.Does square-dancing with my sister at a Teens for Jesus Fourth of July Hoedown count as a date? 看你怎么說了。獨立日那天，我和妹妹在紀念耶穌的青少年舞會上跳方塊舞(四隊舞伴參與的民間舞蹈)算是約會嗎?-Penny: No.不算。

-Sheldon: Then, this is my first date.那這就是我第一次約會。-Penny: Okay.Well, then, there's a couple of things you should probably know.嗯，那么，有些事你應該要知道。

-Sheldon: I have a master's degree and two doctorates.The things I should know, I do know.我有一個碩士學位，兩個博士學位，那些我應該知道的事情，我都已經知道了。

-Penny: My point is, I know more about dating than you, and if you were as smart as you think you are, you would listen to me.我想說的是，約會這方面，我懂得比你多，如果你有你自己想得那么聰明的話，你就該聽我說。

-Sheldon: If you know so much, how come I have a date tonight and you have nothing better to do than drive me to it? 如果你懂得那么多，為什么我今晚有個約會而你卻無所事事，只落得開車送我去約會的下場?-Penny: Fair point.說得好。

-Raj: You know, there's something I've always wondered about Aquaman.你知道嗎，對于潛水俠我一直有些疑惑。-Leonard: Yeah? 是嗎?

-Raj: Where does he poop? 他在哪里大便呢?-Leonard: What? 什么?-Raj: What would a toilet look like in Atlantis? How would you flush it? And when you did flush it, where would the poop go? 亞特蘭蒂斯島(潛水俠的居住地)的廁所看起來會是什么樣? 怎么沖廁所? 另外，沖了廁所后，糞便被沖到哪里了?

-Leonard: Hold that thought.Hey, Howard.What's going on? What...Hold on.Howard, Howard, slow down.The robot hand is stuck on your what? You're not going to believe this.你先想著。嘿，Howard，怎么了? 什么...等下，Howard Howard，慢點說，機器人的手卡在你哪里了? 你想不到發生了什么。

-Penny: So, um, Amy, Sheldon tells me you're a neuro...something-or-other.嗯，呃，Amy Sheldon告訴我你是個神經...什么的。-Amy: Neurobiologist.Your ”check engine“ light is on.神經生物學家。你”檢查引擎“的燈亮了。-Penny: Yeah, it's okay.是的，沒事的。-Amy: But the light indicates...但那燈說明了...-Sheldon: Don't bother.I've wasted many an hour tilting at that particular windmill.別費力氣了。我浪費了好多時間試圖糾正這一錯誤。tilt at: 抨擊-Penny: Uh, what is that scent you're wearing? It smells great.呃,你擦了什么香水? 很好聞。

-Amy: Dandruff shampoo.I have dry scalp.dandruff: 頭皮屑 shampoo: 洗發水 去屑香波。我頭皮很干。

-Penny: Ah.Well, your hair looks very nice.啊，嗯，你頭發看起來很好。

-Amy: Are you a homosexual? 你是同性戀嗎?

-Penny: No, no, I'm just giving you a compliment.-Amy: Hmm.Would have been more flattered if you were a homosexual.如果你是同性戀，我會更感到榮幸的。

-Penny: Guys, how bout some music? 伙計們，來點音樂如何?-Sheldon: Oh, no, I wouldn't care for that.哦，不用，我不在乎那個。Uncomfortable silence it is.Hey, Sheldon, have you told Amy what it was like for you growing up in Texas? 多么令人難受的沉默啊。嘿，Sheldon，你告訴過Amy在德州長大感覺如何嗎?-Sheldon: No.沒有。

-Penny: Well, why don't you tell her? 那么，為何不告訴她?-Sheldon: All right.It was hell.好吧，簡直是地獄-Penny: Any follow up, Amy? 有什么想說的嗎，Amy?-Amy: No沒有。

.-Penny: I myself grew up in Nebraska.Small town outside of Omaha.Nice place, mostly family farms, a few meth labs.我自己在內布拉斯加長大，奧馬哈市郊的小鎮。不錯的地方，大多地方是家庭農場，還有幾個毒品作坊。

-Sheldon: I'm sorry, how is this better than uncomfortable silence? 不好意思，這比令人難受的沉默好在哪里?-Penny: I don't know.I was just trying something.我不知道。我只是嘗試一下。

-Sheldon: Muggles.麻瓜(”哈里波特“系列中不會魔法的人)。-Raj: You slipped and fell into a robot hand? 你滑了一下，然后掉進機器人手里了?-Howard: Yes.是的。

-Raj: Penis first? 小弟弟先進去的?-Howard: Yes.Now, help me!是的，快幫幫我呀!-Leonard: I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well.我建議用潤滑劑，但我有種感覺你肯定已經用過些了-Howard: Not funny, Leonard.不好笑，Leonard。

-Raj: Really? A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude.That's funny, ask anyone.真的嗎? 機器人的手可是緊緊握住你那玩意呢老兄誰都會覺得很好笑.-Howard: Plea...before my mother walks in, get this off me!求...在我媽進來前把這從我身上拿掉.-Leonard: Okay, let's see.好吧,讓我看看.-Howard: No, no!Don't touch.The program is paused.不,不要!別碰.程序暫停了。

-Leonard: Well, then let's un-pause it.好吧，那就繼續程序。

-Howard: No, no!I loaded the wrong program.The hand thinks it's holding a screwdriver in outer space.If you continue the program, it's gonna start twisting.不，我載入了錯誤的程序。那只手認為它在外太空，握著螺絲刀，如果你繼續程序，它就會開始擰了。

-Raj: A...All right.Um, how about this.When...when Winnie the Pooh got his head stuck in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him and pulled and pulled.好...好吧。呃，這樣如何，當...當小熊維尼把它的頭卡到蜂蜜樹里時，它的朋友一起抓住他 拉啊拉啊拉

-Leonard: You do what you want, I'm not touching another man's honey tree.你想干什么都行，可我決不會碰另一男人的蜂蜜樹的

-Raj: All right, uh, forget pulling.How about we get an electric saw and cut it off? 好吧，呃，不用拉的用電鋸把它切掉如何?-Howard: What?!No saws.One circumcision was enough.什么?!不要鋸!一次割禮就夠了。

-Leonard: How about an acetylene torch? 用乙炔焊炬怎么樣?-Howard: Okay, I can't believe this needs to be said out loud.No pulling, no saws, no torches.我真不敢相信我要大聲說出來，不要拉，不要鋸，不要焊炬。-Leonard: Well, then what do you want us to do? 好吧，那你要我們怎么做?-Woman: Howard, I made cookies for you and your little friends!Howard我給你和你的小朋友們做了餅干。

-Howard: That's great, Mom, thanks!那太好了，媽媽，謝謝。-Woman: I'll bring them up with some Hawaiian Punch!我會把它們和夏威夷雞尾酒一起送去。-Howard: Don't come up here!不要上來!-Woman: Why not?!Are you ashamed of your mother?!為什么不?!你以你媽為恥?!-Howard: Yes, but that's not the point!Get me out of here.是的，但那不是重點!把我從這里弄走。

-Leonard: You have any ideas, Raj? 你有什么主意嗎，Raj?-Raj: Right now, all I can think about is cookies and Hawaiian Punch.現在，我能想到的只有餅干和夏威夷雞尾酒。

-Penny: Hey, here's another possible topic of conversation.This is a big night for Sheldon.Right, Sheldon? 嘿，還有一個可以談論的話題。這個夜晚對Sheldon意義重大。對嗎，Sheldon?-Sheldon: Big night? The winter solstice is a big night.It's over 14 hours in Southern California.意義重大的夜晚? 冬至的夜晚才算意義重大。在加州南部它會超過14個小時winter solstice: 冬至-Amy: That's an amusing factoid.-Sheldon: Thank you.謝謝。

-Penny: No, no.My point is, uh, tonight is Sheldon's first official date.不，不，我的意思是，呃，今晚是Sheldon的第一次正式約會-Amy: Is this true? 真的嗎?-Sheldon: Apparently, a semi-incestuous Teens for Jesus Fourth of July Hoedown didn't count.是的，帶有亂倫性質的獨立日紀念耶穌青少年舞會顯然不算。-Penny: So, um, Amy, what about you? Do you date much? 那么，呃，Amy，你呢? 經常約會嗎?-Amy: Once a year.It's a deal I made with my mother in exchange for her silence on the matter, as well as the occasional use of her George Foreman Grill that seals in the flavor without the fat.How about you, Penny? Do you go on many dates? 一年一次。這是和我媽達成的協議，為了讓她對此事閉嘴。另外也是為了讓她偶爾秀一下自己脫脂密封的喬治·福爾曼烤具 你呢，Penny? 你約會過很多次?-Penny: Uh, yeah, I wouldn't say many.A few.What's...? 呃，是，我不會說很多。幾個。你哼哼啥?-Sheldon: Your characterization of approximately 171 different men as ”a few“.characterization: 描述，鑒定，特征描述 差不多171個不同的男人約會稱作”一點"。

-Penny: What...Where did you get 171 men? 你怎么知道是171個人的?-Sheldon: Simple extrapolation.In the three years that I've known you, you were single for two.During that time, I saw 17 different suitors.If we work backwards, correcting for observation bias and postulate an initial dating age of 15...extrapolation: 推斷

簡單推理。我認識你的三年里，你單身了兩年，在這段期間里，我看到過17個人向你求婚。依此類推，修正信息偏倚并且假設你從15歲就開始約會...work backwards: 逆向推理，以此類推postulate: 假定 initial: 最初的-Penny: Whoa, wait, wait, w ait.I did not start dating at 15.誒，等一下，等一下，我不是15歲開始約會的-Sheldon: I'm sorry.Sixteen? 不好意思，那是16歲?-Penny: Fourteen.十四歲。

-Sheldon: My mistake.Now, assuming the left side of a bell curve peaking around the present, that would bring total of up to 193 men.Plus or minus eight men.是我的失誤。假設鐘形曲線的左峰代表現在這說明總共有193個人。誤差8人。

-Amy: Remarkable.Did you have sexual intercourse with all of these men? 真厲害。那你和這些人都發生過性關系嗎?-Penny: No.沒有。

-Sheldon: Although that number would be fairly easy to calculate.其實那個數字也是很好算的。-Penny: Oh.呃。

-Sheldon: Based on the number of awkward encounters I've had with strange men leaving her apartment in the morning, plus the number of times she's returned home wearing the same clothes she wore the night before...通過計算我早上遇到陌生男人，從她房間出來的尷尬場景的次數，再加上她第二天回家的時候還穿著前一天晚上的衣服的次數...-Penny: Okay, Sheldon, I think you've made your point.好了，Sheldon 我覺得你說的很清楚了。

-Sheldon: So we multiply 193...minus 21 men before the loss of virginity...times 0.18 gives us...30.96 sexual partners.Let's round that up to 31.我們用193...減去她破處前的21個男人...得出172，再乘以0.18 就算出.她有30.96個性伴侶。約等于31個。-Penny: Okay, Sheldon, you are so wrong.That is not even close to the real number.I'm gonna need a drink over here.夠了，Sheldon 你全算錯了，這甚至和實際一點都不相符。我需要一杯酒。

-Amy: This is very interesting.Cultural perceptions are subjective.Penny, to your mind, are you a slut? 真有意思。道德觀念還真是因人而異。Penny 在你的認知里，你是一個蕩婦嗎?-Penny: No!No!Let's just all finish our dinners, okay? 不!不!我們趕緊吃飯，好嗎?-Sheldon: This is an interesting topic.How many sexual encounters have you had? 這個話題還真有意思。你有過幾次性生活呢?-Amy: Does volunteering for a scientific experiment in which orgasm was achieved by electronically stimulating the pleasure centers of the brain count? 那作為志愿者參加通過用電擊刺激大腦的快感中樞來達到性高潮的試驗算嗎?-Sheldon: I should think so.我覺得算。-Amy: Then 128.那就128次。-Leonard: Okay, come on.好的，過來。Almost there.馬上就到了。

-Howard: Don't tug.No tugging.別用力，別用力。

-Raj: Next time, take your own advice.下回，記著你剛說的話。

-Leonard: Excuse me, could you help us out? 不好意思，可不可以幫幫我們?-Woman: My, my, my.What do we have here? 天啊，天啊，天啊，這是怎么了?-Howard: I slipped and fell.我滑倒摔了。

-Woman: Yeah, we get that a lot.What is this? 嗯，這種情況倒是經常發生這是什么?-Howard: It's a robot arm.機器人手臂。

-Woman: Where's the rest of the robot? 機器人的其余部分呢?-Howard: I only built the arm.我只做了手臂。

-Woman: 'Cause that's all you needed, right? 因為你只需要手臂，對吧?-Howard: Can you please just help me?!你能不能就幫幫我?!-Woman: All right, all right.Hang on, stay calm.I need an orderly with a wheelchair.I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here.好，好。等下，冷靜。這里需要一位護工和一張輪椅，有一個人的小弟弟被機器人抓住了。

-Howard: You think you could be a little more discreet? 你就不能稍微婉轉點嗎?-Woman: I'm sorry, we don't have a code for robot hand grasping a man's penis.Why is it hooked up to a computer? 抱歉，但是我們沒有可以表達機器人抓著別人的小弟弟的術語。為什么它還要連著電腦?-Leonard: Uh, it's what controls the arm.這個電腦控制手臂。-Howard: But it's frozen但是現在不能用了。

-Woman: Did you try turning it off and back on again? 你試著重啟了沒?-Howard: No, you see, it's more complicated than that.No, wait!Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree.不是，比那個要復雜點。不，不要!小熊維尼終于離開了蜂蜜樹。-Raj: Now can we have cookies and Hawaiian Punch? 那我們是不可以去吃餅干喝夏威夷雞尾酒了?-Sheldon: You were right.This was a very productive evening.I saw a whole new side of Amy Farrah Fowler tonight.你說的對。今晚非常富有成效。我認識了Amy Farrah Fowler的另一面。

-Penny: I did not have sex with 31 guys.我沒有和31個人發生過性關系。

-Sheldon: I'll be happy to check the math, but numbers don't lie, Penny.In any event, now that Amy and I have spent quality time together, I feel much more confident proceeding to the next stage of our relationship.我很樂意再算一遍。數字是不會撒謊的。無論如何，在與Amy度過這一段美好時光后，我覺得是時候我們的關系有進一步的發展了。-Penny: And that is? 就是說?-Sheldon: Using in vitro fertilization and a surrogate uterus to gift humanity with our progeny.通過人工受精并尋找代理孕母，為我們的后人帶來福音。

surrogate: 代理的 uterus: 子宮 humanity: 人類 progeny: 后裔-Penny: You're still on that? 你還在想這事啊?-Sheldon: In these uncertain times, doesn't humanity deserve a gift? 在這非常時期，難道人類不該有得到什么福音嗎?-Penny: Okay, you know what? I'm gonna come at this in a whole new way.Sheldon, if you try to make a baby with Amy in a Petri dish, I'm gonna tell your mother on you.好吧，你知道嗎? 我要用一個新的方法來搞定你。

Sheldon 如果你要用培養皿生出你和Amy的孩子，我就向你媽告狀。-Sheldon: That's no threat.My mother's always wanted a grandchild.這算不上威脅。我媽媽一直想要一個孫子。

-Penny: Really? Your deeply religious born-again Christian mother wants a test-tube grandbaby born out of wedlock? deeply: 深刻地，深深地 religious: 宗教的 born-again: 信仰再生的 Christian: 基督教的

真的? 你那十分虔誠的基督教福音教派的母親會想要一個非婚生的試管孫子嗎? test-tube: 人工授精的 born out of wedlock: 非婚生-Sheldon: Curses.詛咒死你。

-Penny: If I'd thought of that in the first place, I could've saved myself this whole night.如果我當初能瞬間想到這個方法今晚就不會這么痛苦了。

-Sheldon: Well, it's not that late.You could still go out and look for number 32.Good night.其實也不晚啊。你還是可以去尋找第32個男人的。晚安。-Leonard: Hey, Howard, what's up? 嘿，Howard 咋樣了?-Sheldon: I've decided not to procreate.我決定不生小孩了。

-Leonard: Yeah, yeah, great.Howard, uh, slow down.What do you mean it happened again? 好，好，好。你說又發生了是什么意思?

第二篇：生活大爆炸第十一季第一集中英劇本

S11E01 of The Big Bang Theory 《生活大爆炸》前情提要

Previously on The Big Bang Theory...我得到了普林斯頓大學的夏季研究獎學金

I was offered a summer research fellowship at Princeton.很不錯的大學

A fine institution.阿爾伯特·愛因斯坦教過書的地方

The place where Albert Einstein taught, 萊納德也是在那里拿到博士學位

and where Leonard got his PhD, 所以那學校可能沒落了

so it may have gone downhill.各位

還記得諾維茨基博士嗎

Gentlemen, you may remember Dr.Nowitzki.她又回來加州理工讀博士后啦

She's back at Caltech for her postdoc.問一下

你是想和我發展戀愛關系嗎

Question.are you seeking a romantic relationship with me? 如果我是呢

What if I were? 這會引起一系列的問題

Well, that would raise a number of problems.我們是同事

我現在有女友

We're colleagues, I'm currently in a relation...艾米

艾米

Amy? Amy.艾米

Amy? 時至今日 and now 你愿意嫁給我嗎

Will you marry me? 請稍等我一下

One moment, please.不是吧

你要在這節骨眼接電話嗎

Really, you're going to answer that right now? 是萊納德打來

It's Leonard.我不想失禮嘛

I don't want to be rude.你好

Hello? 你上哪去了

Oh, hey, where you been? 打你電話找你好久了

We've been calling you for hours.抱歉

我的手機之前開了飛行模式

Oh, I'm sorry, my phone was on “Airplane” mode.為什么

Why? 因為我在飛機上啊

Because I was on an airplane.開免提

Hey, put him on speaker.你去哪里了

Yeah.?Hey, where are you? 我來普林斯頓大學找艾米

I came to Princeton to see Amy.說來也挺有意思

It's a funny story, actually.我當時在跟諾維茨基博士共進午餐

I was having lunch with Dr.Nowitzki, 然后她親吻了我and she kissed me.什么

Excuse me?Yeah, although 我的確是先去征求了某位男士的祝福

there was one man whose blessing I needed first.我想過了

我確實想要

I've thought about it, and I really want to spend 與艾米共度余生

the rest of my life with Amy.你會祝福我嗎

Do I have your blessing? 謝爾頓

Well, Sheldon...我覺得你應該將她的手指像土星一樣

...I think you should make her finger like Saturn 套一個“環”在上面

and put a ring on it.你去問了霍金博士而不是艾米的父親嗎

You asked Stephen Hawking and not her father? 霍金博士是個天才

Stephen Hawking's a genius.如果他不支持

我才不要浪費時間去問她爸呢

If he said no, I wasn't gonna waste my time on her father.那你有問過我父親吧

But you did ask my father? 有

他同意

I did.He said yes.但不是用機械人式語音說的所以沒那么酷Although, not in a robot voice, so it wasn't nearly as cool.我的天啊

真不敢相信你們訂婚了

Okay.Oh, my God, I can't believe you guys are engaged.還沒訂上婚呢

We're not engaged, yet.她還沒答應我She's taking forever to answer.那是因為你一直在講電話

Because you're on the phone!我們稍后回電

We'll call you back.她同意了

She said yes.恭喜你們

Yay!?Congratulations!母親

我有好消息與你分享

Mother, I have some good news to share.我們訂婚啦

We're engaged.我真為你們開心

但我一點都不驚訝

I am so happy for you two, but I'm not surprised.我一直在為這事祈禱

I've been praying for this.這件事上帝沒半點功勞

Well, God had nothing to do with it.完全是因為我跟別的女人接了吻

It happened because I was kissing another woman, 令我意識到我想跟艾米共度余生

and it made me realize I wanted to be with Amy.居然有超過一名女性對你有興趣

More than one woman was interested in you? 我可能祈禱得太猛了

I might have prayed a little too hard.等等

我想先...Wait, oh, and I just...我想現在就跟你說清楚

I want to let you know right now 我們不會在教堂里成婚

that we are not getting married in a church.沒關系

謝爾頓

That's all right, Sheldon.耶穌在哪里

那便是教堂

Anywhere Jesus is is a church.但他不會在我們婚禮上

Well, he won't be at our wedding.他會在我心里

所以只要我人在He's in my heart, so if I'm there, 他就在he'll be there.行

那他就是你帶的伴

Okay, well, then, he's your plus-one.你帶人的名額就用完了

You don't get to bring anyone else.沒關系

愛你

That's fine.Love you.我也愛你

再見

Love you, too.Bye.主啊

謝謝您

Lord, thank you.雖然您無所不能

Even though you can do anything, 但這事真顯出了您的無上威能

that was mighty impressive.我們訂婚了

We're engaged.天啊

太棒了

Oh, my God, that's amazing!慢著

快告訴我整個經過

Wait, uh, tell me everything.是這樣的諾維茨基博士親了我Well, Dr.Nowitzki was kissing me...你可以別再用這事當故事開頭了

Okay, you can stop leading with that part of the story.恭喜你們啊

Well, congratulations.太為你們倆高興了

I'm so happy for you two.稍等

我得告訴伯納黛特

Hold on, I have to tell Bernadette.妮妮

你猜怎么著

Hey, Bernie, guess what? 謝爾頓跟艾米訂婚啦

你相信嗎？

Sheldon and Amy got engaged.Can you believe it? 天啊

我真不敢相信

Oh, my God.I cannot believe it.她好像高興到...在喜極而泣啊

She's so happy...I think she's crying.你覺得謝爾頓會想要辦類似

Do you think Sheldon's gonna want 奇葩的《星艦迷航》主題的婚禮嗎

some weird Star Trek wedding? 我不知道

I don't know.萊納德當時想說

Well, Leonard could barely finish the words “《神秘博士》婚禮蛋糕”，“Doctor Who wedding cake” 還沒說完就被我狠狠拒絕

before I shut that down hard.你有在聽我說話嗎

Are you listening to me? 有啊

你對萊納德毫無人性

我聽到了

Yeah, you're mean to Leonard.I heard you.你還好嗎

Is everything okay? 我要告訴你一件事

Look, I'm gonna tell you something, 但你不許驚慌失措

but you can't freak out, 因為我已經很手足無措了

because I'm already freaking out.天啊

什么事

Oh, my God, what is it? 我又懷孕了

I'm pregnant again.什...Wha...有點兒意思

Interesting.霍華德知道了會瘋的Howard's gonna lose his mind.慢著

你還沒告訴他嗎

Wait, you haven't told him yet? 沒有

No.你第一個告訴我嗎

噢，妮妮小親親

You told me first? Oh, Bernie!這事不應該啊

我們很小心的This wasn't supposed to happen--we were careful.對啊

我本來還以為哺乳期內

Yeah, I didn't even think you could get pregnant 女人是不會懷孕的呢

while you were breastfeeding.結果呢

老娘就懷了

Well, guess what? You can.好吧

聽著

這是一件好事

Okay, look, look, this is a good thing.這樣哈雷就會有個弟弟

Halley's gonna have a little brother 或者妹妹陪她玩了

or sister to play with.我想那應該是會挺可愛的I guess that would be pretty cute.你知道嗎

我也是我爸媽的意外之喜

And, you, know, I was a surprise to my parents, 我爸說我是發生在他們身上

and my dad said it was the best thing 最美好的事

that ever happened to them.好吧

也許這個寶寶是上天的恩賜

Okay.Maybe this baby actually is a blessing.天啊

親愛的當然了

Oh, my God, honey, of course it is.我怎么會又懷上了呢

How am I pregnant again? 對啊

你們怎么搞的Yeah, what were you thinking? 機票確認好了

All right, I'm all checked in to my flight.我好難過你要走了

Well, I'm sad you're leaving.為什么你會訂當天來回呢

Why'd you only book a flight for one day? 我來是為了求婚

I came here to propose.要是你拒絕我我可不想

If you'd said no, I wouldn't want to stick around 留下來看著你的蠢樣

looking at your stupid face.是這樣的只有你在拒絕我的情況下

Now, mind you, your face is only stupid 你才會是一臉蠢樣

in the “No” version of the story.但我答應了

所以我一輩子得到了這個聰明樣

But I said yes, so I get a lifetime of this.是啊

聰明樣

Yes, you do, smart face.不如你多待幾天吧

Why don't you stay a few extra days? 我沒帶別的衣服

Well, I don't have any other clothes.我們可以去買

We'll get you some.不要了吧

我這個人很挑的Oh, I don't know, I'm pretty particular.離這兒不到1英里的地方有家漫畫店

Well, there's a comic book store less than a mile from here.棒

買買買

Perfect, let's go shopping.對了

我今晚要跟同事共進晚餐

Oh, um, and I'm having dinner with some colleagues tonight.他們會很高興見到你的I'm sure they'd love to meet you.來嘛

好不好

Come on, what do you say? 你開始用煩我的招數了

Aw, you're nagging me.感覺我們已經結婚了似的It's like we're already married.那到底好不好嘛

Is that a yes or a no? 天啊

留點力給蜜月吧

Geez, save some for the honeymoon.瞧

那是諾維茨基

Look at Nowitzki over there.不敢相信她想從艾米身邊搶走謝爾頓I can't believe she tried to steal Sheldon from Amy.瞧好了

You know what? 我現在要過去告訴她

他們訂婚了

I'm gonna go there and tell her that they're engaged now 她的小把戲落空了

and that her little plan didn't work.這是因為你想維護謝爾頓

Because you're sticking up for Sheldon, 還是因為你還在氣她拒絕了你

or because you're still mad she rejected you? 距離太遠

聽不到你在講什么

Too far away, can't hear you.你好

拉蒙娜

Hello, Ramona.你好

Hello.怎么獨自一人坐在這呢

Why are you sitting by yourself? 我知道了

Oh, that's right, 謝爾頓在新澤西

他和艾米訂婚了

Sheldon's in New Jersey being engaged to Amy.我聽說了

I heard.現在謝爾頓已經是過去式

Now that Sheldon's out of the picture, 我可以再給你個機會跟我約會

I could give you one more chance to go out with me.謝邀

不用了

Nope, I'm good.你確定嗎

You sure? 我可不會再問第二次

I will not ask again.我真心希望你不會再問了

I sincerely hope not.行

Very well.那在氣氛變尷尬之前我先離開了

I'm going to leave before this gets awkward.要我做晚飯嗎

Want me to make dinner? 好啊

不過你能先坐下來嗎

Uh, sure, but first, why don't you have a seat? 我有東西給你看

There's something I need to show you.是晚飯教程的話就完美了

Ooh, if it's how to make dinner, that'd be great.這是...驗孕棒嗎

Is this a...pregnancy test? 是的Yes.這表示...有了嗎

That means...positive? 是的Yes.不是吧

No.是的Yes.不

不是

N--No.是的Yes.別啊

No!這怎么可能發生呢

How could this even happen? 我們這么小心

Uh, w--we were careful.就是發生了

-不可能

-Well, it did.?No!No!好吧

好吧

行吧

Okay!Okay!Okay!那我們該怎么辦

Well, w-what are we gonna do? 什么叫“我們該怎么辦” What do you mean what are we gonna do? 我們又要生一個寶寶了

We're gonna have another baby.不

不

-別叫了

-No!No!?-Stop that!就是懷了

-我也想不叫啊

?-Yes!Oh, hey, Raj.有什么能幫到你的What can I help you with? 我要買一份訂婚禮物

I need to buy an engagement gift.那你來錯地方了

Well, you came to the wrong place.是送給謝爾頓和艾米的It's for Sheldon and Amy.不是吧

他們訂婚了

-是的-No way!They're engaged?Dr.Zane, Dr.Harris, 這是我未婚夫

謝爾頓·庫珀博士

this is my fiance, Dr.Sheldon Cooper.這是我第一次這樣說

That's the first time I've said that 我都得起雞皮疙瘩了

and it kind of gave me the goose bumps.庫珀博士

Dr.Cooper, 很高興能見到你

we are so excited to meet you.太客氣了

Well, that's very kind of you.如果你希望的話，飯后我可以幫你們在菜單上簽名

If you'd like, I could autograph your menus after dinner, yeah? 但最好別讓我發現你們拿去網上拍賣

But I better not see those on eBay.不不

我們只是很開心能見到

No, no, no, we're just excited to meet the man 贏得這位才華橫溢的女士的男士

who landed this brilliant woman here.那一點都不難

That wasn't hard, 是她倒追我的she threw herself at me.但要讓宇宙向我展露“私密之處” Now, getting the universe to show me its naughty bits, 那才需要費一番功夫

that-that took some doing.謝爾頓是物理學家

Sheldon's a physicist.挺不錯啊

Oh, that's nice.艾米

我最近讀了你

Amy, I recently read your paper on lesions 關于嗅覺受體損傷的論文

in the olfactory receptors in the brain.非常受到啟發

It was inspired.看來水平不算太臭

Oh, well, I guess it didn't stink.但即使臭了

那只老鼠也聞不到

But if it did, that rat wouldn't have known it.抱歉

?I'm sorry, 你肯定不想坐在這兒

I'm sure you don't want to sit here 聽我們聊工作

and listen to a bunch of work talk.不

我很喜歡

Oh, no, I love it.我們來聊工作吧

No, but let's talk about work.艾米的工作

我的工作

Amy's work, my work.不如就先聊我的工作吧

Yeah, why don't we start with my work? 我還真有個問題想問庫珀博士

Actually, I do have a question for Dr.Cooper.艾米首次告訴你她對突觸追蹤的切入點時

When Amy first told you about her approach to synaptic tracing, 你有意料到會給這個領域帶來巨大變革嗎

did you think it was gonna revolutionize the field? 不是吧

Really? 你要問的就是這個嗎

That's your question? 怎么

你是綜藝節目《今夜娛樂》的人嗎

What are you, Entertainment Tonight? 這樣吧

You know what? 我來給你提供一個更好的問題

聽著

Let me give you a better question.Here, “庫珀博士

um, ”Dr.Cooper, 聽說你正在為美國軍方

I heard you were working on a top-secret project 研究一個最高機密項目

for the U.S.Military.不如跟我們說說這個吧“ Why don't you tell us about that?” 這才是個好問題

See, that's a great question.好吧

那項目怎么樣

Okay, what was that like? 我不能告訴你

那可是最高機密

Oh, I can't tell you that, it's top-secret.剛才好心累

Boy, that was exhausting.無意冒犯

但你的同事很無禮

You know, no offense, but your colleagues were pretty rude.是嗎

是他們無禮嗎

Really, they were rude? 是啊

Yes.他們只會一直說你的事

說你有多了不起

They just kept talking about you and how great you are, 完全無視我多次提起我自己

no matter how many times I brought me up.他們是我的同事

You know, these are my colleagues 想談論我的工作成果

and they want to talk about my work.這有什么好讓你不爽的Why does that bother you so much? 因為我也在場啊

Because I was there.就像請《變形金剛》的擎天柱來吃飯

It's like having Optimus Prime over to dinner 卻不叫他變身卡車一樣

and not asking him to turn into a truck.你知道嗎

謝爾頓

You know what, Sheldon? 你并非永遠是所有空間里最聰明的人

You're not always the smartest person in every room.你很可能都不是這房間里最聰明的人

You may not even be the smartest person in this room.不好意思

Oh, I am sorry.難道尼爾·德格拉塞·泰森躲在沙發后面嗎

What, is Neil deGrasse Tyson hiding behind the couch? 著名天體物理學家

如果真是

他也沒多聰明

'Cause if he is, he's not that smart, 因為后面挺多灰的it's pretty dusty back there.你要去哪里

Hey, where are you going? 我要氣沖沖地回我的房間

I'm storming off to my room.那我能氣沖沖地走去哪兒

Well, then where am I supposed to storm off to? 你那么聰明

怎么不自己想

Well, you're so smart, why don't you figure it out? 還有其他臥室嗎

Is there another bedroom? 或者小房間之類的Perhaps a-a den? 你們對你子宮里那個新事物

So, how are you guys doing with all the new 適應得怎么樣

events in your womb? 挺好的，你知道嗎？

Good, you know? 很明顯這事我們也沒預料到

Obviously, it was a surprise.之前發生了一些哭泣和爭吵

There was some crying and some yelling.有些“和好性事”的提議也被拒絕了

Some suggestion of make-up sex that did not go over well, 哪怕我們不可能懷上加懷

even though it's not like we can get more pregnant.但我們意識到這是一份禮物

But then we realized that it's a gift, in the sense 雖然我們沒有主動要求

that we didn't ask for it, 也沒有主動選擇

and we may not have chosen it...而且我們已經有一個了

And we already have one.你知道嗎？每當我買到喜歡的上衣

You know, whenever I find a top I like, 我就會回去再買一件同款不同色的I always go back and get a second one in a different color.我希望你們的寶寶不會是不同色

Which I hope is not the case with your baby.我知道你們嚇壞了

但你們是很好的父母

I know you guys are freaked out, but you're great parents 你們如果需要幫忙

我們隨時都在and if you ever need help, we are here for you.是啊

不管什么忙

開口就是了

Yeah, anything at all, just ask.你知道你們能做什么嗎

Ooh, you know what you could do? 你們可以也生個寶寶

You could have a baby, too.不好意思

你說什么

I'm sorry, what? 真是個好主意

我們可以一起經歷這個過程

No, that's a great idea, we could go through it together.那一定會很好玩

對吧

Wouldn't that be fun? 你們剛剛才在說

You guys were just saying 你們有多害怕多凄慘

how freaked out and miserable you are.我經常說瘋話

I say a lot of crazy things.畢竟我懷孕了

體內激素發生變化

I'm pregnant and hormonal.快點

生個寶寶

干起來

Do it!Have a baby, do it!那畫面超級萌

我們的孩子在一起玩耍

Come on, it'd be so cute, our kids playing together? 怎么樣

你們倆快去把床單滾起

What do you say, why don't you two hit the old mattress 趕緊搞出個娃娃來

and whip up a family? 我們才不會為了讓你們開心

Okay, we're not gonna have a baby 就趕緊生孩子呢

just to make you guys feel better.想讓我倆生孩子

除非是我們準備好了

Yeah, if we're gonna have a baby it's gonna be when we are ready, 或者我確定佩妮要拋棄我了

or when I'm certain Penny is gonna leave me.沒錯

Exactly.他們都是我的朋友

我應該為他們高興

They're my friends, and I should be happy for them.我也努力過了

A-And I'm trying, 但我只感到滿腹糾結和莫名的空虛

but all I feel is this gnawing, empty sensation in my gut.我也曾有過這種感覺

I had that once.后來發現是我肚里長了絳蟲

Turned out it was a tapeworm.好吧...Cool.Uh...只是...這種事很難跟其他朋友聊

It's just...it's hard talking to my other friends about this, 但我想你可以理解我but I knew you would understand.為什么

Why is that? 因為你和我都是單身狗

Because you and I are both alone, 想想還真是撫慰人心

which is actually kind of comforting, 至少我們單著的路上有個伴

because at least we can be alone together.這真是太尷尬了

Mm.This is-this is awkward.我今晚本來打算提早關店

I, um, I was actually gonna close up a little early tonight 因為我要去約會

'cause I have a date.真的嗎

Really? 真的Yeah.請原諒我無法為你感到開心

Forgive me if I'm having trouble being happy for you.小傻瓜

痛在你身

樂在我心

Don't be silly, I'm loving your pain.這會是我倆結婚以后的狀態嗎

Is this how our marriage is going to be? 有時候人們會更愿意和她說話

Sometimes people will be more interested 而不是和我說話嗎

in talking to her than to me? 你現在人在廁所嗎

Are you sitting in a bathroom? 是的Yes.我需要一個能讓我發泄的地方

I needed a place to storm off to 這里是唯一可以的地方

and it was all that was available.好吧

Fine.但如果我聽見馬桶沖水的聲音

談話立刻結束

But if I hear a flush, this conversation is over.即使有一位世界級的智者在那些人的面前

Those people were in the presence of a world-class mind, 而他們卻只想聊那些無聊廢話

and all they wanted to talk about was their own nonsense.你能聽出其中的諷刺意味嗎

Can you see the irony in that statement? 聽出來沒

How about now? 現在呢

How about now? 我等你慢慢想

I'll wait.驚喜

Surprise.糟了

今天是我們的紀念日嗎

Oh, crap, is it our anniversary? 不

等一下

No.Wait.-不

-不是

-No.Hard to say.Tell us about Princeton.請稍等我一會兒

Excuse me for a minute.不

我們之后再聊

Not--well, we'll catch up later.這將是自從我的阿姨在家族聚會上

This is going to be the biggest smack down 和我表姐穿了同樣的沙麗之后

since my Aunt Noopur showed up at the family reunion 最大的一次撕逼大戰了

wearing the same sari as my cousin Sruti.諾維茨基博士

Dr.Nowitzki? 福勒博士

你好

Dr.Fowler.Um, hello.謝謝

我衷心謝謝你全家

Thank you.Thank you so much.

第三篇：生活大爆炸 第一季第一集 中英文字幕 已去除時間軸

如果一個光子打向有兩個狹縫的平面 So if a photon is directed through a plane 如果有一個狹縫可以觀測到

with two slits in it and either slit is observed, 那它沒有同時通過兩個狹縫 it will not go through both slits.如果觀測不到

那它會通過 If it's unobserved,it will.但如果它是在離開平面后

However,if it's observed after it's left the plane 在擊中目標物之前被觀測到 But before it hits its target, 那它不會同時通過兩個狹縫

it won't have gone through both slits.沒錯

你想說什么

Agreed.what's your point? 沒什么

我只是覺得這個主意放在T恤上不錯

There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.-excuse me.-hang on.橫1是“愛琴海” One across is “aegean.” 豎8是“納巴科夫”(1899-1977 俄裔美國小說家)Eight down is “nabokov.” 26 across is “mcm.” 豎14是...你手擋住了...14 down is...move your finger...是“門”(生物分類)所以說橫十四是“太子港”(海地首都)“phylum” which makes 14 across “port-au-prince” 你看

“Papa Doc”(海地總統綽號)提示了

所以是“太子港” See,“papa doc's capitol idea,” that's “port-au-prince.” 在海地 Haiti.-需要幫忙嗎

-是的-can I help you?-yes.這里是高智商精子庫嗎

Is this the high-iq sperm bank? 如果這還要問的話

那你可能不該來這

If you have to ask,maybe you shouldn't be here.我看就是這兒了

I think this is the place.-把表格填了

-謝謝-fill these out.-thank you.-馬上就好

-不急

-we'll be right back.-take your time.我正好把填字游戲做完

I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.等等 Oh,wait.萊納德

我覺得我做不到

Leonard,I don't think I can do this.開什么玩笑

你都是“半職業選手”了 What,are you kidding? you're a semi-pro.不是的我們這是在犯基因欺詐罪 No.we are committing genetic fraud.我們的精子并不能保證

There's no guarantee that our sperm 將來就能生出高智商的后代

is going to generate high-iq Offspring.你想想

我姐姐和我的DNA結構相同

Think about that.I have a sister with the same basic dna mix 可她只是快餐店的女服務生 Who hostesses at fuddruckers.謝爾頓

當初是你要來的 Sheldon,this was your idea.這點補貼能讓我們

A little extra money to get 在寓所里擁有分式T-1帶寬

fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.我知道

我的確渴望更快的下載速度 I know,and I do yearn for faster downloads.但那些可憐的女人們

But there's some poor woman 會把希望寄托在我精子上的

who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.如果她最后發現那小不點連曲線下面積

What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use 該用積分還是微分算都不知道

她會怎么想

An integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?-我肯定她還是會愛他的-我不會-i'm sure she'll still love him.-i wouldn't.你現在想怎么樣

Well,what do you want to do? 我想走了

I want to leave.該怎么跟她說呢

What's the protocol for leaving? 我不知道...我以前從來沒在捐獻精子時中途走人過

I don't know...I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.我們就直接走吧

Let's try just walking out.-再見

-再見

很高興見到你-bye.-bye.nice meeting you.你還在為那個精子庫的事生氣嗎

Are you still mad about the sperm bank? 沒有 No.你想不想聽有關樓梯的有趣事情

You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs? 不太想 Not really.如果有一格階梯的高度存在哪怕兩毫米的微小差距

If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,-大多數人會被絆倒

-跟我無關-most people will trip.-i don't care.兩毫...那不太可能吧

Two milli...that doesn't seem right.不

是真的我12歲時做過一系列試驗

No,it's true,I did a series of experiments when I was 12 我爸爸還摔斷了鎖骨

My father broke his clavicle.你就是因為這個被他們送去寄宿學校的? Is that why they sent you to boarding school? 不是

是因為我那些關于激光的試驗 No.that was a result of my work with lasers.這是新鄰居? New neighbor? 很明顯 Evidently.比起上一個的水準真是有顯著提高

Significant improvement over the old neighbor.那個體重200磅有皮膚問題的異裝癖者? 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? 那是

沒錯 Yes,she is.-你好

-你好-oh,hi.-hi.我們不想打攪你

我們就住你對面

We don't mean to interrupt.we live across the hall.你們真好啊 Oh,that's nice.我們不是住在一起

我是說...We don't live together.I mean...我們是住在一起 We live together, 不過是在分開的異性戀的臥室里 But in separate,heterosexual bedrooms.好的

Okay,well...看來你們就是我的新鄰居了

我叫佩妮 Guess I'm your new neighbor.penny.-我是萊納德

他是謝爾頓

-你好-leonard.sheldon.-hi.那么...Well...歡迎成為我們的鄰居 Welcome to the building.謝謝你

我們可以什么時候喝喝咖啡

Thank you.maybe we can have coffee sometime.很好啊 Great.-那...再見

-再見-well...bye.-bye.我們要不要請她來吃午飯? Should we have invited her for lunch? 不

我們要開始看太空堡壘卡拉狄加第二季

No.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.第二季的DVD我們已經看過了

We already watched the season two dvds.但評論音軌還沒看 Not with commentary.我覺得我們應該做個好鄰居

I think we should be good neighbors 請她作客

讓她覺得親切

And invite her over,make her feel welcome.我們從沒請過那個叫路易還是叫路易斯的過來 We never invited louie-slash-louise over.那是我們的不對

And that was wrong of us.我們得擴大下我們的朋友圈子 We need to widen our circle.我的朋友圈子已經很大了 I have a very wide circle.我的空間上有212個好友 I have 212 friends on myspace.不錯

可他們你一個也沒見過

Yes,and you've never met one of them.這正是其美妙之處 That's the beauty of it.我要請她過來

I'm gonna invite her over.我們可以好好吃一頓

然后...聊天 We'll have a nice meal and...chat.聊天? 我們平時不聊天

至少下了網不聊 Chat? we don't chat.at least not offline.這沒什么難的 It's not difficult.你只要聽著她講些什么

You just listen to what she says 然后你適當地回應她一些

And then you say something appropriate in response.那最后要干什么? To what end? 你好...又來了 Hi...again.你好 Hi.那個...Anyway...我們帶了印度菜回來

We brought home indian food.然后...And...我知道搬家可能會很累

I know that moving can be stressful, 并且我發現當我身心俱疲時

And I find that when I'm undergoing stress, 美食和伙伴能讓我感覺很舒坦

That good food and company can have a comforting effect.還有

咖喱本身有通便功效

我想我不必再說

Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I don't have to tell you 你知道

如果大腸通暢...That,you know,a clean colon is just...那又可以少一件操心事了 One less thing to worry about.這方面我不在行

不過我相信如果是邀請別人吃午餐

I'm no expert,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, 你最好不要說些腸運動的事

You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.你們是在邀請我過去吃飯? You're inviting me over to eat? 是的 Yes.你們真好

我很樂意

Oh,that's so nice.I'd love to.太好了 Great.你們平時都玩些什么

So,what do you guys do for fun around here? 今天我們嘗試過靠自慰來掙錢

Today we tried masturbating for money.好了

就當在自己家一樣 Okay,make yourself at home.謝謝

Thank you.不用謝

You're very welcome.這些東西看上去真深奧啊

This looks like some serious stuff.-萊納德

這是你寫的?-不

這是我的

-leonard,did you do this?-actually,that's my work.不錯

只是一些量子力學而已

Yeah.well,it's just some quantum mechanics 邊上還隨便寫了一點點弦理論

With a little string theory doodling around the edges.那部分

是我開的玩笑

That part there,that's just a joke.諷刺下波恩-奧本海默近似

It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.這么說

你就像是“美麗心靈”里那種天才一樣

So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.是吧 Yeah.-真讓人贊嘆

-我也有塊板

-this is really impressive.-i have a board.如果你喜歡板

這塊是我的 If you like boards,this is my board.上帝啊

Holy smokes.如果你說“上帝啊”是想

If by “holy smokes”,you mean 再一次強調說你能在任何一個麻省理工的 A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff 男生寢室墻上發現那些涂鴉

那一點沒錯

You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.-什么?-得了吧-what?-come on.誰沒看到那微分上面寫著“我打住了

心碎了

算不下去了” Who hasn't seen this differential below “here I sit,broken-hearted”? 至少我不會為了解決個數學問題

At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions 去發明個什么26維出來

Just to make the math come out.我沒有創造發明

他們本來就有 I didn't invent them.they're there.-哪個宇宙有?-所有的都有...這就是我說的關鍵-in what universe?-in all of them...that is the point.你們介意我先開吃嗎

Do you guys mind if I start? 佩妮...Penny...這是我的座位 That's where l sit.那

你坐我旁邊 So,sit next to me.不...我坐那里的 No...I sit there.有什么區別

What's the difference?-什么區別?-開始了

-what's the difference?-here we go.在冬天

這個位子離暖氣比較近所以比較暖和 In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator 但也不至于太近以至于引起出汗

To remain warm,and yet not so close as to cause perspiration 在夏天

通過窗子吹進來的風直接在這里交叉 In the summer,it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze 就是這邊和那邊的窗戶

Created by opening windows there and there.看電視正好有個角度

It faces the television at an angle 不會太正

從而影響跟別人說話

That is neither direct,thus discouraging conversation, 也不會太斜

從而造成脖子酸疼

Nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.我還能繼續

不過我覺得你已經明白我的意思了 I could go on,but I think I've made my point.你想讓我移開嗎

Do you want me to move? 你就隨便坐一下吧

-well...-just sit somewhere else.好的 Fine.謝爾頓

坐下!Sheldon,sit!這樣很好啊 Well,this is nice.不太有人來我們這里作客的

We don't have a lot of company over.不是吧

庫薩帕里和沃爾維茨就經常過來

That's not true.koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time.-是

我知道

但...-星期二晚上-yes i know,but...-tuesday night, 我們還玩“克林貢拼字游戲”玩到凌晨一點(克林貢是外星人)We played klingon boggle till 1:00 a.m.是

我記得

Yeah,I remember.-不要說我們沒有伙伴

-對不起

-don't say we don't have company.-sorry.-這是社交上很消極的暗示

-我說對不起了

-that has negative social implications.-i said I'm sorry!“克林貢拼字游戲”? Klingon boggle? 是的就是普通的拼字游戲

只不過...Yeah.it's like regular boggle,but...是用克林貢語言 In klingon.關于我們已經說得夠多了

說說你吧

That's probably enough about us.so,tell us about you.我? 好吧 Me? okay.我是射手座的 I'm a sagittarius, 就這一點你們很可能就了解得比我想說的多得多了 Which probably tells you way more than you need to know.沒錯

我們可以了解到你有群眾性文化妄想

Yes.it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion 就是指你出生時

That the sun's apparent position 相對于任意確定星座的太陽的視位置

Relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth 可能會決定你的性格

Somehow affects your personality.有什么來著? Participate in the what? 我認為謝爾頓是想說

I think what sheldon's trying to say 我們可能不會第一個猜你是“射手座”的

Is that sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.是

很多人會以為我是水相星座的

Yeah,a lot of people think I'm a water sign.還有什么

讓我想想 Okay,let's see,what else.我是素食者

但我吃魚

I'm a vegetarian.except for fish.偶爾吃牛排

牛排真贊!And the occasional steak.I love steak!真有趣

Well,that's interesting.萊納德吃玉米會不消化 Leonard can't process corn.你有什么工作嗎

Well...do you have some sort of a job? 有

我是家乳酪蛋糕店的服務生

Yeah.I'm a waitress at the cheesecake factory.我很喜歡乳酪蛋糕 I love cheesecake.你不是不能吃乳糖嘛 You're lactose-intolerant.我是不吃...我只是覺得那東西不錯 I don't eat it...I just think it's a good idea.還有

我正在寫一個劇本

Anyways,I'm also writing a screenplay.講一個多愁善感的女生從內布拉斯加州的林肯來到了洛杉磯 It's about this sensitive girl who comes to l.a.from lincoln,nebraska, 她本想當名演員

最終卻在乳酪蛋糕店當了服務生

To be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.看來這是根據你的經歷寫的 So,it's based on your life.不

我是來自奧馬哈 No,I'm from omaha.如果真拍成了電影

我會去看的 If that was movie,I would go see it.我就說

是不錯吧? I know,right? 讓我想想

還有什么...Okay,let's see,what else...大概就這些了

Guess that's about it.這就是佩妮的故事了 That's the story of penny.真不錯

It sounds wonderful.是不錯 It was.直到我愛上了那混蛋!Until I fell in love with a jerk!怎么回事? What's happening? 上帝

你知道嗎

我和他同居了4年 God,you know,4 years I lived with him.整整4年...都跟高中生涯一樣長了 years...that's like as long as high school.你花了4年才讀完高中? It took you 4 years to get through high school? 真...不敢相信我竟然那么信任他 It just...I can't believe I trusted him.我該說些什么嗎? 我感覺我該說些什么

Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.你? 算了

你只會越幫越忙 You? no,you'll only make it worse.你們想知道最悲哀的是什么嗎

You want to know the most pathetic part? 即使我已經恨透了他的謊言

他的不忠 Even though I hate his lying,cheating guts...我還是愛他 I still love him.我是不是瘋了? Is that crazy? 是瘋了 Yes.不

不是的這只是...No,it's not crazy.it's a...只是一種悖論 It's a paradox.自然界中到處都存在著悖論

比如說光 Paradoxes are part of nature.think about light.按照惠更斯的理論

光是一種波 If you look at huygens,light is a wave, 雙縫實驗證明了這一觀點

As confirmed by the double-slit experiments, 不過后來有了愛因斯坦

But then along comes albert einstein 他發現光原來也具有粒子性

And discovers that light behaves like particles,too.我至少沒越幫倒忙

Well,I didn't make it worse.我真的很抱歉

我真是一團糟 I'm so sorry.I'm such a mess.最糟的是

我搬家都搬得惡心死了

On top of everything else,I'm all gross from moving 沒想到該死的淋浴器還不能用了

And my stupid shower doesn't even work.我們的可以用啊 Our shower works.真的? 如果我在這里洗你們會不會介意? Really? would it be totally weird if I used it?-會

-不會-yes.-no.-不會

-不會-no.-no.就在那邊

It's right down the hall.謝謝 Thanks.你們真是太好了

You guys are really sweet.這番進步有意思啊

Well,this is an interesting development.怎么? How so? 上次有個女人在我們這里輕解羅裳

It has been some time since we've had a woman 距離現在已經很久了

Take her clothes off in our apartment.不見得啊

記得感恩節

That's not true.remember at thanksgiving, 我那老年癡呆的祖母上演的那段? My grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode? 明白了

距離上次有女人

Point taken.it has been some time 在我們這里輕解羅裳

并且看了之后

Since we've had a woman take her clothes off, 我們不想把眼睛給挖出來的已經很久了 After which we didn't want to rip our eyes out.其實最糟的是看她切那火雞

The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.你現在究竟是要干些什么呢

So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here? 你說什么? Excuse me? 那女人不會跟你上床的

That woman is not going to have sex with you.我沒有想要跟她上床

I'm not trying to have sex with her.那就好

這樣你就不會失望了

Good.then you won't be disappointed.你憑什么認為她不會和我上床了

What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me? 我是男的她是女的

I'm a male and she's a female.沒錯

但不是同一物種

Yes,but not of the same species.我才不跟你討論什么假設

I'm not going to engage in hypotheticals here.我只想當個好鄰居

I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.是啊

Of course.那也不是說如果有機會可以發展肉體關系

That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop, 我會袖手旁觀

That I wouldn't participate.大致是這樣 However briefly.當她發現你的盧克·天行者(星球大戰人物)無淚洗發水 Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered 你說這種可能性是會變大了呢還是變小了

When she discovers your luke skywalker no-more-tears shampoo? 那是達斯·維德(另一星戰人物)牌洗發水 It's darth vader shampoo.盧克·天行者是護發素

Luke skywalker's the conditioner.-先看這個

-太強了

難以置信

-wait till you see this.-it's fantastic,unbelievable.看什么? See what? 1974年

史蒂芬霍金在麻省理工的演講 It's a stephen hawking lecture from mit in 1974.現在不是時候

This isn't a good time.那時他還不是這樣毛骨悚然的電腦音

It's before he became a creepy computer voice.-不錯

可你們現在必須得走

-為什么-that's great.you guys have to go.-why? 現在不是時候

It's just not a good time.萊納德有女士來訪 Leonard has a lady over.是的我明白了...你祖母又回城來了? Yeah,right...your grandmother back in town? 不是

她不是什么女士

她是新來的鄰居

No.And she's not a lady.she's just a new neighbor.等等

這里真的有位女士? Hang on,there really is a lady here? 你趕我們走是為了想要和她交媾? And you want us out because you're anticipating coitus? 我沒有想要和她交媾 I'm not anticipating coitus.那就是說別人現在可以和她交媾? So she's available for coitus? 我們可不可以不要說“交媾”這個詞了 Can we please just stop saying “coitus”? 更精確的說法應該是“體外射精” Technically,that would be“coitus interruptus.” 是不是應該有個旋關把水從浴缸那里弄到淋浴器上

Hey,is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower...? 不好意思

大家好 Hi.sorry.hello.很高興認識您

女士 Enchant? mademoiselle.我是霍華德·沃爾維茨

加州工學院應用物理系學生 Howard wolowitz,caltech department of applied physics.我的一些研究成果你可能已經很熟悉了 You may be familiar with some of my work.它正在圍繞著木星的最大衛星軌道運行 It's currently orbiting jupiter's largest moon 拍攝高分辨率的數碼照片

Taking high-resolution digital photographs.我是佩妮

我在乳酪蛋糕店工作 Penny.I work at the cheesecake factory.我帶你去弄那旋關吧

I'll show you the trick with the shower.“Bonne douche” Bonne douche.你說什么? I'm sorry? 是法語里“洗個痛快澡”的意思 It's french for “good shower.” 是一句祝詞

我能用六種語言來說

It's a sentiment I can express in six languages.還是留著博客上說吧

霍華德 Save it for your blog,howard.洗個痛快澡

好了

沒問題了

是卡住了

不好意思 All right,there it goes.it sticks.I'm sorry.-好的謝謝

-不用謝

-okay,thanks.-you're welcome.你只要站在...好吧

我...You're just gonna to step right...okay,I'll...-等等

萊納德

-洗頭的那些東西都是謝爾頓的-hey,leonard?-the hair products are sheldon's.我能讓你幫個忙嗎 Can I ask you a favor? 幫個忙? A favor? 當然

你可以讓我幫你忙

我可以幫你個忙

Sure,you can ask me a favor.I would do you a favor for you.你如果不愿意也沒關系 It's okay if you say no.我應該會愿意的 I'll probably say yes.一般你剛認識某個人

不會請求一件這樣的事

It's just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met.我真的覺得我們該好好想想這里面的因果關系了

I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.-有必要嗎

-事件一-must we?-event a...我們那淋浴器下站著個裸體美女

A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower.事件二

我們開車穿過半個城市到上述那位女性的

Event b...we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set 前男友住處取回一臺電視機

From the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend.提問

在哪個層面上

Query...on what plane of existence 這兩個事件哪怕是有半點合理的聯系

Is there even a semi-rational link between these events? 她請求我幫她個忙

謝爾頓

She asked me to do her a favor,sheldon.是啊

這可能是我們這趟旅途最近似的原因了

Yes,well,that may be the proximal cause of our journey, 但其只存在于更高層次原因的對比之下

But we both know it only exists in contradistinction 這點我們都清楚

To the higher level distal cause.-是什么

-你在用下半身在思考-which is?-you think with your penis.從生理上說這是不可能的還有

你可以不用跟來啊 That's a biological impossibility.and you didn't have to come.不錯

我可以留在那兒看著沃爾維茨勾引佩妮

Right,I could have stayed behind and watch wolowitz try to hit on penny 用俄語

阿拉伯語

波斯語 In russian,arabic and farsi.為什么她自己不去取回電視機 Why can't she get her own tv? 得了

你知道分手是怎么回事

Come on,you know how it is with breakups.我不知道...你也不知道 No,I don't...and neither do you.我以前跟喬伊斯·金分手過 I broke up with joyce kim.你沒有和喬伊斯·金分手

是她投奔回朝鮮了

You did not break up with joyce kim.she defected to north korea.去縫補她破碎的心啊 To mend her broken heart.現在這情況遠沒那么復雜

This situation is much less complicated.就誰該得到這臺電視的擁有權

There's some kind of dispute between penny and her ex-boyfriend 佩妮和她前男友有過爭吵

As to who gets custody of the tv.她只是不想和他再大吵大鬧

She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.-所以我們去和他大吵大鬧

-不

我們不用和他去吵的

-so we get to have a scene with him?-no,there's not going to be a scene.我們兩個人

他才一個

There's two of us and one of him.萊納德

我們兩個甚至搬不動一臺電視 Leonard,the two of us can't even carry a tv.這么說

你們和萊納德還有謝爾頓一起在大學里共事? So,you guys work with leonard and sheldon at the university? 抱歉

你會說英語嗎

I'm sorry,do you speak english? 他會說英語

他只是不會同女人說話

He speaks english.he just can't speak to women.真的? 為什么? Really? why? 他是個怪才吧 He's kind of a nerd.喝果汁? Juice box? 我來說話

I'll do the talking.-誰?-你好

我是萊納德

這是謝爾頓-yeah?-hi,I'm leonard,this is sheldon.-你好

-我剛說...-hello.-what did I just---我們是來拿佩妮的電視機的-你們走吧-we're here to pick up penny's tv.-get lost.好的抱歉打擾了

Okay,thanks for you time.我們不能就這樣放棄了

We're not going to give up just like that.萊納德

電視機在樓上

Leonard,the tv's in the building.我們已經被阻止進入大樓了

因此

我們沒戲了

We've been denied access to the building,ergo,we are done.我很抱歉

如果我當初遇到點小麻煩就放棄的話 Excuse me.if I were to give up on the first little hitch, 我永遠也不會在宇宙大爆炸之后

I never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory 成功驗證弦理論了

In the aftermath of the big bang.我道歉

你準備怎么做? My apologies.what's your plan? 能目睹你動腦 實在很榮幸

It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work.不會吧

我們的智商加起來有360呢 Come on,we have a combined iq of 360.我們應該有辦法想出如何進那該死的樓

We should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.你認為她們的智商加起來有多少? What do you think their combined iq is? 快把門抵住

Just grab the door!就這里了 This is it.我來說話

I'll do the talking.想得不錯

我來當打手

Good thinking.I'll just be the muscle.什么事 Yeah? 我是萊納德

這是謝爾頓 I'm leonard,this is sheldon.剛對講機里的 From the intercom.你們到底是怎么進來的? How the hell did you get in the building? 我們是科學家 We're scientists.告訴他我們的智商 Tell him about our iq.-萊納德

-怎么?-leonard...-what?-那褲子是我媽買給我的-對不起

-my mom bought me those pants.-i'm sorry.你得打電話跟她說一下

You're going to have to call her.謝爾頓

拖你下水了

真的很抱歉

Sheldon,I am so sorry I dragged you through this.沒關系

這不是我的第一條褲子

也不會是最后一條 It's okay.it wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last.關于我的動機你說得沒錯

And you were right about my motives.我是指望和佩妮能建立關系

I was hoping to establish a relationship with penny 或許有一天可以和她上床

That might have someday led to sex.你倒是脫下了我的褲子

Well,you got me out of my pants.好了

反正我買到教訓了 Anyway,I've learned my lesson.她和我不是一類人

我跟她玩完了 She's out of my league,I'm done with her.我有工作要干

有一天我會贏得諾貝爾獎 Got my work,one day I'll win the nobel prize 然后孤單地死去

And then I'll die alone.不要這么想

你不會孤單地死去的

Don't think like that.you're not going to die alone.謝謝

謝爾頓

你真是好朋友

Thank you,sheldon.you're a good friend.而且你肯定不會拿諾貝爾獎的

And you're certainly not going to win a nobel prize.這是我搜尋獵物后最喜歡的交付地之一

This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest.這里的麥酒太棒了

They have a great house ale.好酷的老虎 Cool tiger.是的我從第十級開始就有了 Yeah,I've had him since level ten.他叫扣扣

His name is buttons.如果你有自己的游戲人物

Anyway,if you had your own game character 也許我們可以一起

出去搜尋獵物

We could hang out,maybe go on a quest.聽上去很有意思

That sounds interesting.你會考慮一下? You'll think about it? 我沒辦法不去想它

I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it.很成功啊 Smooth.我們回來了 We're home.上帝啊

發生什么事了 My god,what happened? 你前男友要我們代他問好

Well,your ex-boyfriend sends his regards 其他我想已經可以一目了然了

And I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.真對不起

我真的以為如果你們替我過去

I'm so sorry.I really thought if you guys went instead of me 他不會這么混蛋的

He wouldn't be such an ass.不

你這樣假設是有道理的 No,it was a valid hypothesis.有道理的? 你怎么回事? That was a valid...? what is happening to you? 真的你們這么努力

這么幫忙

真是太謝謝了

Really,thank you so much for going and trying,you're just...你們真的太好了

真的 You're so terrific.really.你們去把衣服穿好

Why don't you put some clothes on, 我去拿我的包

晚飯我請

好嗎? I'll get my purse,and dinner is on me,okay?-真的? 好啊

-謝謝-really? great.-thank you.你跟她還沒玩完

是嗎? You're not done with her,are you? 我們的孩子會既聰明又美麗

Are babies will be smart and beautiful.想象力更是不言而喻 Not to mention imaginary.-佩妮

你覺得泰國菜如何

-可以啊-is thai food okay with you,penny?-sure.我們不能去吃泰國菜 We can't have thai food,-中午我們吃了印度菜

-又怎樣呢-we had indian for lunch.-so?-他們都是用咖喱烹飪的-又怎樣呢-they're both curry-based cuisines.-so? 從烹飪學角度來說

這是過剩的 It would be gastronomically redundant.我估計以后無論什么我們都需要跟這個女孩解釋一下

I can see we're going to have to spell out everything for this girl.你覺得呢

拉杰? Any ideas,raj? 到林克街左轉

直接去科羅拉多

Turn left on lake street and head up to colorado.我知道一個壽司吧

那里還有卡拉OK I know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.聽上去挺有意思 That sounds like fun.寶貝

別被我迷住了

baby don't get hook up on me 寶貝

別被我迷住了

baby don't get hook up on me 我不知道在整個世界范圍內你的成功概率有多少 I don't know what your odds are in the world as a whole, 不過就這輛車子里的人來說

你還是很有希望的 But as far as the population of this car goes,

第四篇：生活大爆炸第二季英文劇本臺詞11

生活大爆炸第二季英文劇本臺詞11.txt如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因為你的背后有陽光！我允許你走進我的世界，但絕不允許你在我的世界里走來走去。

看生活大爆炸學英語The Big Bang Theory第二季 11集：The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

-Sheldon: Your argument is lacking, in all scientific merit.你的論點完全缺乏科學論證。

argument: 論點 lack: 缺乏 scientific: 科學的 merit: 價值

It is well established Superman cleans his, uniform by flying into Earth's yellow sun, establish: 確定 Superman: 虛構的超級英雄，美國漫畫中的經典人物，誕生于1938年6月，出現在DC漫畫公司的多種書籍中，還被改編成動畫、電影、電視劇、舞臺劇，影響深遠 uniform: 制服

十分肯定的是，超人飛到地球的黃色恒星，可以清潔他的超人服。which incinerates any contaminate matter incinerate: 燒成灰 contaminate: 受到污染的 matter: 物質 任何污染物都可以燒掉。

and leaves t invulnerable Kryptonian, fabric unharmed and daisy fresh.invulnerable: 不會受傷害的 Kryptonia: 克里普頓星，超人出生地 fabric: 纖維織物unharmed: 沒有受傷的 daisy: 極好的【非常的】 fresh: 新鮮的【干凈的】 只留下不可摧毀的氪星球纖維布，完全無害，超級干凈。

-Wolowitz: What if he gets something, Kryptonian on it? 要是又染上啥氪星球的東西怎么辦?-Sheldon:Like what? 比如什么呢?-Wolowitz: I don't know.Kryptonian mustard.mustard: 芥末

不知道，也許氪芥末吧。

-Sheldon: I think we can safely assume that all, Kryptonian condiments were destroyed assume: 假定 condiment: 調味品 destroy: 毀壞

我覺得我們完全可以設想，所有氪星球調味品都被毀滅掉了。when the planet Krypton exploded.planet: 星球 explode: 爆炸

因為氪星已經爆炸了。

-Raj: Or it turned into mustard Kryptonite, turn into: 變成

或者全變成芥末放射物了。

the only way to destroy a rogue, Kryptonian hotdog threatening Earth.rogue: 劣質的 hotdog: 熱狗 threaten: 威脅 這是消滅威脅地球的，劣質氪星熱狗的唯一辦法。-Leonard: Raj, please, let's stay serious here.serious: 嚴肅的

Raj，拜托，嚴肅點討論。

Superman's body is Kryptonian, therefore, his sweat is Kryptonian.therefore: 因此 sweat: 汗 超人的身體來自氪星，他的汗水也是。

-Wolowitz: Yeah, what about Kryptonian pit stains? pit: 痕跡 stain: 污點 對，還有氪星的汗漬呢？

-Sheldon: Superman doesn't sweat on Earth.超人在地球不會出汗。

-Wolowitz: Okay, he's invited for dinner, in the Bottle City of Kandor.invite: 邀請 dinner: 宴會 Bottle City of Kandor: Kandor瓶子城(超人家鄉，氪星爆炸后被保存在瓶子里)好吧，他到Kandor瓶子城里赴宴。

He miniaturizes himself, enters the, city where he loses his superpowers.miniaturize: 使?小型化 lose: 遺失 superpower: 超能力

他變小后，進入城市，就會失去超能力。

Now, before dinner, his host says, Who's up for a little Kryptonian tetherball? host: 主人 tetherball: 繩球

宴會開始前，主人問，誰想來玩玩氪星繩球? Superman says “Sure,” works up a sweat, comes back to Earth, 超人說“當然愿意”，自然他就出了汗水，帶回了地球。

his uniform now stained with, indestructible Kryptonian perspiration.indestructible: 不可毀滅的 perspiration: 汗液 他的超人服就這樣，被不可摧毀的氪汗水污染了。

-Raj: Boo ya.boo ya: 我贊成<英語口語> 沒招了吧你。

-Sheldon: Superman would have taken his uniform to a, Kandorian dry cleaner before he left the Bottle.dry cleaner: 干洗店

離開瓶子前，超人會去Kandor城干洗店，洗超人服。-Raj: Kandorian dry cl...I give up.give up: 放棄

Kandor城的干洗...我不玩了。

You can't have a rational, argument with this man.rational: 合理的 這家伙蠻不講理。

-Wolowitz: Hey, isn't that the guy who won the, MacArthur genius grant last year? 嘿，那不是去年麥克阿瑟天才獎的得主嗎? MacArthur genius grant: 麥克阿瑟天才基金獎。麥克阿瑟天才基金獎是創立于1981年，為紀念銀行生命災難公司的。麥克阿瑟基金會總部設在芝加哥，麥克阿瑟基金獎頒給在各個領域內有創意的優秀人才，獎金50萬美元，獲獎者可自由支配。genius: 天才 grant:補助金 No, not all at once.別，不要一起看。-Raj: Then how? 那怎么看?-Wolowitz: Leonard Leonard.Now, Raj.該你了，Raj。Now, Sheldon.現在Sheldon。

-Raj: I didn't get a good, look.Can I go again? 我沒看清楚，我可以再看看嗎?-Wolowitz: No.不行。

-Leonard: It's David Underhill.So what? 是David Underhill 那又怎樣?-Sheldon: So what? 那又怎樣? His observation of high-energy positrons, has provided the first conclusive evidence observation: 觀察 high-energy: 高能的 positron: 正電子 provide: 提供conclusive: 決定性的 evidence: 證據

他對高能正電子的觀測第一次實證了

for the existence of, galactic dark matter.existence: 存在 galactic: 銀河的 dark matter: 暗物質

宇宙暗物質的存在。

-Leonard: I have two words for you.The, first is “big,” the other's “whoop.” whoop: 歡呼聲

送你兩個詞，第一個是“大聲”，第二個是 “叫哇”。-Sheldon: It is a big whoop.是該大聲叫哇(大肆宣揚)。

It made almost all the work you've done, since you've been here completely useless.completely: 完全地 useless: 無用的 幾乎讓你來這之后的一切研究都沒了意義。-Leonard: Did not., 才不是。

-Wolpwitz: Did, too.的確是。

-Leonard: Did...Okay, maybe some of it, but...不...好吧，可能有些是吧，但...Look, the guy was just in the right place, at the right time 他不過是適時適地，with the right paradigm-shifting, reinterpretation of the universe.paradigm-shifting: 轉換示例 paradigm: 示例 shift: 轉換 reinterpretation: 重新解釋 universe: 宇宙

適當地給出了闡釋宇宙的轉換示例，He got lucky.lucky: 幸運的 走運而已。

-Raj: In more ways than one.可不止那樣。

He's a very handsome man.handsome: 英俊的 他還是個帥哥呢。

-Wolowitz: Doesn't do anything for me.我那么帥，又有啥用。

If I was gonna go that way, I'm, more of a Zac Ephron kinda guy.gonna: <美俚>=going to Zac Ephron: 迪士尼電影《歌舞青春》男主角扮演者 kinda: 有幾分

要是我成名了，我也是Zac Ephron那種類型的。

-Raj: Oh, yeah, like you have a shot with Zac Ephron.說的好像你跟Zac談過朋友啊。

-David: Excuse me...Are you Leonard Hofstadter? 請問..你是Leonard Hofstadter嗎?-Lenord: yeah., 是我。

-David: I'm David Underhill.我是David Underhill。-Leonard: y-yeah.你好~-David: Yeah, Dr.Gablehauser said if I wanted to set something up in the photomultiplier lab, photomultiplier: 光電倍增管 lab: 實驗室

Gablehauser博士告訴我，要在光電實驗室做實驗的話。that you'd be able to give me a hand? give a hand: 幫助? 你可以幫到我?-Leonard: You want to work with me? 你想和我一起工作?-David: Well, if you have a little time, yeah.如果你有時間的話，是的。

-Leonard: Y-yeah, sure.Yeah, no problem.哇哦，是，當然有，沒問題。

Here's my home number.Here's, my cell.Here's my office.cell: 手機

這是我家的號碼，我的手機，我辦公室的。Here's my parents', number up in New Jersey.New Jersey: 美國新澤西州 這是我新澤西父母家的號碼。They always know how to reach me.他們知道我的一切行蹤。

-David: So..., Okay.所以...好的。

-Leonard: Congratulations on the MacArthur, Grant, by the way.Big fan.congratulation: 恭喜 fan: 粉絲

順便恭喜你得到麥克阿瑟獎，我很粉你的。-David: Thanks.I'll call you.謝謝，我會聯系你的。

-Leonard: Okay.Bye-bye!好的。拜-拜！

What are you looking at? You've, never seen a hypocrite before? hypocrite: 偽君子

看什么看? 以前沒看到過偽君子嗎?

(Sheldon, Wolowitz and Raj are playing Wii bowling)

-Raj: Trailing badly, Wolowitz needs a strike if he, has any hopes of catching up with Sheldon Cooper, trail: 拖曳 strike: 全中 catch up with: 追趕上

拖曳步不到位，Wolowitz需要一投全倒，才能追趕上Sheldon Cooper。who is dominating in the ninth, frame with a career-best 68.dominate: 占優勢 frame: 有成功希望

后者第九格打出職業生涯最高的68分，優勢無人撼動。-Leonard: Hey, guys!嘿，兄弟們!-Wolowitz: That doesn't count.Do over!Do over!count: 計算 do over: 重做 這個不算，重來!重來!-Sheldon: There are no do-overs in Wii bowling.Will bowing: 由日本任天堂公司制作的適用于Wii游戲機的電子游戲 Wii保齡球不許反悔。

-Wolowitz: There are always do-overs, when my people play sports.我們運動的時候都有重來的。

-Sheldon: Where were you that's more, important than Wii bowling night? important: 重要的

你有啥事，能比Wii保齡之夜還重要? Actually, I was...,-It's a rhetorical question.actually: 實際上 rhetorical: 修辭的

其實我在...反問句而已。

There is nothing more important, than Wii bowling night.不會有比Wii保齡之夜還重要的事。

-Leonard: Come on, it's just a video game.video: 視頻的

得了吧，不就是個視頻游戲。And we suck at it.suck: 差勁

而且我們玩得很遜的。

-Sheldon: Nice motivational speech, from the team captain.motivational: 激發性的 speech: 演講 captain: 隊長 隊長的講話多么激勵人呀。-Wolowitz: Where were you? 你去哪兒了?-Leonard: I was working with Dave Underhill.我和Dave Underhill在一起工作呢。

-Wolowitz: Ooh, “Dave.” Sounds like, Leonard's got a new BFF.BFF: best friend forever 呀，“Dave” 聽著好像Leonard有新死黨了。-Leonard: Actually, he's pretty cool.他的確相當的酷。

I mean, not only is he, a brilliant scientist, brilliant: 有才氣的 scientist: 科學家 不僅僅因為他是個天才的科學家，but it turns out he's, a Black Diamond skier.turn out: 結果是 diamond: 鉆石 skier: 滑雪者

而且他是還玩黑鉆滑雪板。

He collects vintage motorcycles, He plays in a rock band.collect: 收集 vintage: 古老的 motorcycle: 摩托車 rock: 搖滾 band: 樂隊 他收集老爺摩托車，他還玩搖滾樂隊。-Wolowitz: So? We're in a rock band.又怎樣? 我們也玩搖滾的。

-Leonard: No...We play Rock Band on our X-Box.X-Box: 游戲機

不...我們是玩X-Box的搖滾。

-Sheldon: Nice motivational speech, from our lead guitarist.lead: 帶頭的 guitarist: 吉他手 我們的主音吉他手真會鼓勵大家呀。-Leonard: He's funny, too.他也很幽默。

He does this hysterical impersonation, of Stephen Hawking having phone sex.hysterical: 異常興奮的 impersonation: 模仿 Stephen Hawking: 英國著名物理學家，以研究黑洞論而驚動當前的天文物理學界及相關領域 他模仿斯蒂芬霍金電話做愛，笑死人了。What are you wearing? wear: 穿著 你-穿得-什么-呀? That's not...He does it better.不是這樣的...他模仿得好多了。

Anyway, he said he was gonna take me to the gym tomorrow, anyway: 總之 gym: 體育館

總之，他說明天帶我去體育館。

so I'm gonna go practice my situps.practice: 練習situp: 仰臥起坐 所以我得去練練仰臥起坐。

-Raj: Humongous man crush, dude.humongous: 巨大無比的 crush: 迷戀<美俚> dude: 伙計 大丈夫惺惺相惜呀。

-Wolowitz: Yeah.It's officially a bro-mance.officially: 正式地 bro-mance: 哥倆好 對呀，正式進入“哥倆好”階段。

-Penny: Hey, Sheldon, are you and Leonard, putting up a Christmas tree? put up: 支起 Christmas: 圣誕節

Sheldon，你和Leonard準備好圣誕樹了嗎?-Sheldon: No, because we don't celebrate the, ancient pagan festival of Saturnalia.celebrate: 慶祝 ancient: 古代的 pagan: 異教徒的 festival: 節日 Saturnalia:（古羅馬）農神節（十二月中旬）

沒，因為我們不慶祝古代異教徒的農神節。-Penny: Saturnalia? 農神節?-Wolowitz: Gather round, kids, it's time for, Sheldon's beloved Christmas special.gather: 聚集 kid: 孩子 beloved: 心愛的

孩子們都過來吧，聽聽Sheldon叔叔最愛的圣誕段子。

-Sheldon: In the pre-Christian era, as the winter, solstice approached and the plants died, era: 年代 winter: 冬天 solstice: 至日 approach: 接近plant: 植物 在基督教以前的年代里，隨著冬至的來到，植物死去，pagans brought evergreen boughs into, their homes as an act of sympathetic magic, evergreen: 常綠的 bough: 大樹枝 sympathetic: 有同情心的 magic: 魔法 異教徒們把綠樹枝帶回家里，作為一種感應巫術，intended to guard the life, essences of the plants until spring.intend: 意指 guard: 守護 essence: 精華 spring: 春天 意在守護植物的生命精華，直到春天到來。

This custom was later, appropriated by Northern Europeans, custom: 傳統 appropriate: 恰當的 Northern European: 北歐的，北歐人 這個傳統后來被北歐人沿用，and eventually it becomes, the so-called Christmas tree.eventually: 最終地 so-called: 所謂的

最終演變成了圣誕樹。

-Wolowitz: And that, Charlie Brown, is, what boredom is all about.Charlie Brown: 是美國著名漫畫家查爾斯.舒爾茨給小朋友畫的漫畫《花生（Peanuts）》中的形象。這部漫畫里更為中國人熟知的形象是查理布朗的狗，無所不能的史努比 boredom:無聊

我跟你說，Charlie Brown無聊的最高境界也就是這樣了。-Penny: Okay, well, thank you for that, but I got, you and Leonard a few silly neighbor gifts, silly: 傻的 neighbor: 鄰居 gift: 禮物

好了，謝謝你的解釋，但我給你和Leonard都買了傻傻的小禮物，so I'll just put them under my tree., 放我圣誕樹下好了。-Sheldon: Wait!等等!You bought me a present? present: 禮物 你給我買了禮物? Why would you do such a thing? 為什么呢?-Penny: I don't know.Because it's Christmas? 不知道，因為圣誕吧?-Sheldon: Oh, Penny.Penny。

I know you think you're being generous, but, the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity.generous: 大方的 foundation: 基礎 reciprocity: 利益互惠

我明白，你這么做覺得自己很大方，但贈送禮物的基礎原則是禮尚往來。You haven't given me a gift.你不是給我一份禮物。

You've given me an obligation.obligation: 責任

你給了我一份責任。

-Wolowitz: Don't feel bad, Penny, it's, a classic rookie mistake.classic: 經典的 rookie: 新手 mistake: 錯誤 別太郁悶，Penny，一般新手都會犯這個錯誤。

My first Hanukah with Sheldon, he, yelled at me for eight nights.Hanukah: 光明節，源自猶太人的節日 yell: 大叫

我和Sheldon過的第一個光明節，他吼了我八夜。

-Penny: Now, hey, it's okay.You don't, have to get me anything in return.in return: 作為回報

沒事的，你用不著回贈禮物的。-Sheldon: Of course I do.我當然得回贈了。

The essence of the custom is that I now have to go, out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value purchase: 購買 commensurate: 同量的 value: 價值 風俗的精髓就在于我得去給你買份價值相當的禮物。

and representing the same perceived level of friendship, as that represented by the gift you've given me.represent: 代表 perceive: 感知 level: 同高的 friendship: 友誼 才能夠代表你的禮物所表達的相同的情意。

It's no wonder suicide rates, skyrocket this time of year.wonder: 驚奇 suicide: 自殺的 rate: 比率 skyrocket: 飛漲 怪不得每年這個時候自殺率狂飆呀。-Penny: Okay, you know what? Forget it., I'm not giving you a present.忘了這事吧，我不會送你禮物了。

-Sheldon: No, it's too late.I see it.不，太遲了，我看見了。

That elf sticker says, “To Sheldon.” elf: 精靈 sticker: 貼紙

那個精靈貼紙上寫著“贈Sheldon”。The die has been cast.die: 骰子 cast: 擲 骰子已經擲出，The moving finger has writ, Hannibal has crossed the alps.finger: 手指 cross: 渡過 alps: 阿爾卑斯山

魔手已經伸出(阿加莎小說“魔手”)，漢尼拔已經越過了阿爾卑斯山（漢尼拔率軍巧過山，擊潰羅馬軍）。-Wolowitz: I know.It's funny when, it's not happening to us.就是啊，看別人熱鬧最樂呵。

-Penny: Sheldon, I am very, very sorry.Sheldon 我真的非常抱歉。

-Sheldon: No.No, I brought this on myself by being such, an endearing and important part of your life.endearing: 可愛的

不，我自找的，誰叫我出現在你生命里，又那么可愛，那么舉足輕重呢。I'm going to need a ride to the mall.mall: 購物商場

我需要有人載我去賣場。

-Wolowitz: It's happening to us.風水輪流轉，我們該倒霉了。-David: Are you gonna make it? 你能行嗎?,-Leonard: Yeah, I guess.嗯，沒問題吧。

-David: All right.行。

-Leonard: Thanks for letting me, try out your motorcycle.謝謝讓我試騎你的摩托車。-David: No problem.不用。

-Leonard: I had no idea it was so heavy.heavy: 重的

我不知道它會這么重。

The thing just fell right, over on me, didn't it? 它實實地壓住我了，對吧?-David: Yeah.Lucky for you it wasn't moving.是呀，走運的是它還沒啟動。-Penny: Oh, hey, Leonard.Ooh, are you okay? 嘿，Leonard，哎呀，你沒事吧?-Leonard: Oh, yeah.It's just a, little motorcycle accident.accident: 事故

哦，只是一點小小的摩托車事故。

-Penny: My God, how fast were you going? 天啦，你開得多快呀?-Leonard: I don't know.It's all such a blur.blur: 變模糊

不知道，一切都模糊了。

-David: Good one.He couldn't, even get it started.真幽默，他甚至沒點著火。Hi, Dave., 你好，我是Dave。-Penny: Hi, Penny.你好，我是Penny。So it's your motorcycle? 那他騎的是你的摩托車了? Is it okay? 車子還好嗎?-Leonard: Lucky for the bike it landed on my leg.leg: 腿

機車很走運，有我的腿當墊背。

-David: you mind giving me a hand with speed racer here? racer: 賽車手

能幫我扶下這位急速飛車手嗎?-Penny: Oh, yeah.Yeah, sure.當然愿意。

So, um, Dave, how do you know Leonard? Dave，你怎么認識Sheldon的?-David: I'm a physicist.physicist: 物理學家 我是物理學家。

-Penny: No, you're not.你不是吧。

-David: Why is that so surprising? 有那么吃驚嗎?-Penny: Uh, well, it's just that the physicists, I know are indoorsy and pale.indoorsy: 常在室內的 pale: 皮膚發白的 反正我認識的物理學家都很宅，皮膚也都可白了。-Leonard: I'm not indoorsy.我哪里宅了。

I just wear the appropriate sun block, because I don't take melanoma lightly.appropriate: 適當的 block: 阻止 melanoma: 黑素瘤 我涂防曬霜，因為不想引起黑素瘤嘛。

-Penny: So, are you and Leonard working, on an experiment together? experiment: 實驗

你和Leonard一起做實驗的?-David: Yeah, actually we are.對，我們是。

-Leonard: Yeah, we're examining the radiation levels of, photomultiplier tubes for a new dark matter detector.examine: 檢測 radiation: 輻射 photomultiplier: 光電倍增管 tube: 管 detector: 檢測器

對，我們在檢測一種新暗物質探測器的光電倍增管的輻射等級。-Penny: Uh, sweetie, sweetie, Dave was talking.sweetie: 親愛的

親愛的，親愛的，Dave還沒說完呢。You know, I love science.science: 科學

知道不，我很熱愛科學噠。-Leonard: Since when? 啥時候的事兒?-Penny: Since always.一直都是嘛。

Call me a geek, but I am just nuts for the whole subatomic, particle thing.geek: 呆子 nut: 難對付的人 subatomic: 亞原子的 particle: 微粒 你說我書呆子也罷，但我對什么亞原子微粒真的很狂熱。

-David: The last thing I would, ever call you is a geek.哪會想到你是書呆子吶。

-Penny: Well, that's what I, am--queen of the nerds.queen: 女王 nerd: 呆子<美俚> 我就是啊，我是書呆呆女王。

-David: Well, if you like, I could show, you the lab we're working in.要是你愿意，去看看我們的實驗室吧。

We've got some cool toys, you, know--lasers and stuff.toy: 工具 laser: 激光 stuff: 東西 那兒設備很不錯，激光器啥的。

-Penny: You know, I have always wanted, to see a big science lab.哎呀，我一直好想參觀科學實驗室。-Leonard: Since when?, 啥時候的事兒?-Penny: Since always.一直都是嘛。

-David: Leonard, Are you okay here?, Leonard送到這兒你沒問題了吧?-Leonard: yeah.I guess.對，沒問題。-David: How about we go see it now? 那咱現在就去? Maybe afterwards we take the bike up the, coast, We grab a little bite to eat...afterwards: 以后 coast: 海岸 grab: 抓住 bite: 一口【一點】 之后可以去海邊飚飚車，再吃點什么。

-Penny: Yeah.Yeah, that sounds great.Let me just get my jacket.jacket: 外套

好呀，很好玩的樣子，我去穿件外套。-David: Boy, she'll do, huh? 她行的吧?-Leonard: Yeah, if you like that type.type: 類型

對，如果你喜歡那種型的。-David: So, you and her...那么，你和她...-Leonard: No, just neighbors.沒啦，普通鄰居而已。-David: Really.真的? I don't know how you live next door to, that without doing something about it.隔壁住著這樣的妞兒，怎么都不行動啊。-Leonard: Actually...science is my lady.其實...科學才是我的女神。-Penny: Okay.Let's go., 好了，走吧。-David: All right.好。

See you tomorrow, Leonard., 明天見，Leonard。-Leonard: See ya.ya: <美口>=you 回見。

Bye, Penny.Have fun.拜，Penny，玩的開心啊。-Sheldon: Yes? 誰啊? Did you forget your key? 忘帶鑰匙了? I don't see anything in, here a woman would want.這兒的東西女孩都不會喜歡啊。

-Wolowitz: You're kidding.You've got lotions and bath oils and soaps.otion: 潤膚露 bath oil: 精油 soap: 香皂 開啥玩笑，這兒有潤膚露，精油，香皂。I mean, that's the estrogen hat trick.estrogen: 雌性激素 trick: 花招

簡直是雌激素帽子戲法(連中三元)。

-Sheldon: What it is is a cacophonous assault of, eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla.cacophonous: 粗腔橫調的 assault: 攻擊 eucalyptus: 桉樹 bayberry: 月桂果cinnamon: 肉桂 vanilla: 香草

這無疑是對桉樹，月桂果，肉桂，香草的侵犯啊真殘忍。

It's as if my head were trapped, in the pajamas of a sultan.as if: 好比 trap: 陷在? pajamas: 睡衣 sultan: 蘇丹 就好比我的頭卡在蘇丹睡衣里似的。

-Raj: Sheldon, if you don't like this stuff, let's just go next door and build her a bear.要是你受不了這些東西，咱就去隔壁，給她搭個玩具熊。-Sheldon: I told you before, bears are terrifying.terrify: 嚇人的

我跟你說過嘛，熊很嚇人的。

-Wolowitz: Come on, bath stuff.It's perfect!perfect: 完美的

得了吧，沐浴用品，夠完美了。

You got a scented, candle, a cleansing buff, scented: 加過香料的 candle: 蠟燭 cleansing: 清潔用的 buff: 手巾 薰香蠟燭，沐浴手巾。

spearmint and green tea scented, bath oil, promotes relaxation.spearmint: 荷蘭薄荷 promote: 促進 relaxation: 放松 荷蘭薄荷加綠茶味精油，有助放松。

-Sheldon: That presupposes Penny is tense.presupposes: 以?為先決條件 tense: 緊張的

這在Penny壓力很大的前提下才有用。

-Penny: She knows you.She's tense, We all are.Buy a basket!basket: 籃

她了解你，她會壓力很大的，咱不都是嘛，快買禮品籃吧!-Wolowitz: Excuse me, we're ready.你好，我們選好了。

-Sheldon: No, we're not.沒選好。

Let's say for a moment that I, accept the bath item gift hypothesis, moment: 時刻 item: 項目 hypothesis: 假設

這么說吧，假如我暫且同意，購買沐浴用品，I now lay the following conundrum, at your feet: Which size? conundrum: 難題

接下來又有這樣一個難題：買哪個大小的?-Wolowize: This one.Let's go.這個，付錢去吧。

-Sheldon: You put no thought into that.thought: 想法

你都不好好想想。

-Wolowitz: I'm sorry.Uh...this one.Let's go!不好意思，就這個!快付錢去吧。

-Sheldon: I have insufficient data to proceed.insufficient: 不充分的 data: 數據 proceed: 著手 處理這一問題的數據尚不充分。Excuse me, miss? 請問一下，小姐?-Shop assistant: Yes? 嗯?-Sheldon: If I were to give you this gift basket, based on that action alone and no other data, base on: 基于

如果我將這個禮籃送給你，僅根據這一舉動，不考慮其他任何因素，infer and describe the hypothetical, relationship that exists between us.infer: 推斷 describe: 描述 relationship: 關系 exist: 存在 請你推斷并描述我倆之間可能的關系。-Shop assistant: Excuse me? 什么意思?-Sheldon: Here.給你。

Now, are we friends? Colleagues? Lovers? colleague: 同事

你說，我倆是朋友呢? 同事呢? 還是戀人? Are you my grandmother? grandmother: 祖母

或者，你是我奶奶?-Shop assistant: I don't understand what you're talking about, and you're making me a little uncomfortable.uncomfortable: 不舒服的

你說的我啥都聽不懂，你再說我要生氣了啊。

-Wolowitz: See? Sounds just like you, and Penny.We'll take it.看到沒? 簡直是你和Penny的翻版嘛，我們就買這個。-David: Hey, Leonard.Come, join us.嘿，Leonard，快過來，一起吧。

-Leonard: Oh, hey, Dave.And Penny, what a surprise.嘿，Dave，哇，Penny，好驚喜哦。

-Penny: Hey, Leonard.Dave was just, showing me around the university.university: 大學

嘿，Leonard，Dave剛帶著我在校園里兜了兜。You know, this place is unbelievable!unbelievable: 難以置信的 學校好漂亮啊!-Leonard: Yeah, I know.I've been offering to, show you around for a year and a half.我知道，我邀你參觀，都邀了一年半了。You always said you had yoga.yoga: 瑜伽，源自印度的健身運動 你每次都說要上瑜伽課。-Penny: I never said that.我沒說過吧。

-Leonard: Maybe I heard you wrong.大概我聽錯了。

A lot of words sound like “yoga.” 好多詞都跟“瑜伽”發音相近。

-David: This is an amazing woman, Leonard.amazing: 令人驚訝的

這個女人太不可思議了，Leonard。

She has a curious and agile mind, not to mention, being curious and agile in other respects.curious: 好奇 agile: 機敏的 mention: 說起 respect: 方面 她充滿求知欲，頭腦機敏，更不用說其他方面也很敏捷很渴求。-Penny: Oh, shut up!shut up: 住口 快別說了!-Leonard: Yes, please shut up.對啊，快別說了。

So, um, Dave, don't you think you, and I should get back to the lab? Dave，咱們是不是該回實驗室了? You know, that dark matter, isn't going to detect itself.detect: 探測

暗物質自己可檢測不出來啊。

-David: Actually, I was thinking, about taking the afternoon off take off: 離開

我倒想今兒下午請個假，so I could work on another, experiment with Penny.好跟Penny做做另外一項實驗。

-Penny: Really? We're going to do an experiment? 真的? 我們要做實驗了?-David: We're going to explore the effects of, tequila shots on a gorgeous 22-year-old woman.explore: 探索 effect: 作用 tequila: 龍舌蘭酒 gorgeous: 美麗的 我們將探索一下龍舌蘭酒作用于芳齡22的美女身上有什么效果。

-Penny: It's not an experiment!You, saw what happened last night.這哪是什么實驗呀!你昨晚也看到結果了。-David: you ready to go? 那我們走吧?-Penny: yeah.好。

Oh, can I drive the motorcycle? 喔，我能騎騎你的摩托車不?-David: Yeah, why not? You can't, do any worse than Leonard.當然，反正不會比Leonard遜。-Leonard: That's funny.好好笑。

By the way, my leg is killing, me.Thanks for asking.順便說句，我腿疼死啦，多謝你們關心。-Sheldon: Mmm, great news, Leonard.大好消息啊，Leonard。

I've solved my Penny gift dilemma.solve: 解決 dilemma: 困境

要不要給Penny回禮的問題我已經解決了。-Leonard: Yippee.yippee: 好啊

好開心。

-Sheldon: You see, the danger was that I might under or over-reciprocate, reciprocate: 互換

你知道我回的禮可能太輕，也可能太重。but I have devised a foolproof plan.devise: 想出 foolproof: 不會錯的 但我想出了完美的計劃。

See, I will open her gift to me, first and then excuse myself, 到時候我先拆開她送的禮物，然后借口失陪，feigning digestive distress.feign: 假裝 digestive: 消化的 distress: 不舒服

假裝腸胃不適。

Then I'll look up the price of her gift, online, choose the basket closest to that value, price: 價格 online: 在線

然后迅速在網上查好禮物價格，選一個價格最接近的禮籃，give it to her and then I'll, return the others for a full refund.return: 歸還 refund: 退還

送給她之后再把其他禮籃都送去退掉。-Leonard: Brilliant.brilliant: 有才氣的 太聰明了。

-Sheldon: It is, isn't it? 當然了，敢說不是? Is it okay if I hide them in your room? hide: 藏

我把籃子藏你房間里成不? The smell makes me nauseated.smell: 味道 nauseat: 使惡心 那股味道喲，聞了就要吐。

-Leonard: Do whatever you want.隨你怎么辦吧。

Thank you, that's very gracious.gracious: 高尚的

謝謝，你真是品格高尚。Gentlemen.先生們。

-Wolowitz: Why couldn't you have just done what, Leonard did and get Penny a new boyfriend? 你就不能學學Leonard? 給Penny找個男朋友不就行了?!-Leonard: My leg is killing me.Thanks for asking.腿要痛死了，謝謝大家關心。

Okay, I have just one question for you.好，我就問你一個問題。

While I am perfectly happy with, the way things are between us, 我對咱倆的關系狀況非常滿意，you said that you didn't want to go out with me because I was too smart for you!smart: 聰明的

你那時說不愿意跟我約會是因為我太聰明了!Well, news flash, lady: David Underhill, is ten times smarter than me!告訴你吧，姑娘: Dave Underhill比我聰明十倍!You'd have to drive a railroad spike into, his brain for me to beat him at checkers!railroad: 鐵路 spike: 長釘 brain: 大腦 checker: 跳棋

跟他下跳棋，得往他腦子里戳根大鐵釘我才能贏他！

Next to him, I'm like one of those sign-language, gorillas who knows how to ask for grapes!sign-language: 手語 gorilla: 大猩猩 grape: 葡萄

跟他比起來，我就像是只會做做手勢的大猩猩，只知道怎么討葡萄吃!So, my question is...所以，我要問的就是...What's up with that? 到底咋回事兒啊?-Penny: Why are you yelling at me? 你吼我干什么嘛

-Leonard: Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!Never mind, we're cool.不好意思，對不起對不起，別往心里去，我沒怪你。

-Penny: Dave is not smarter, than you.He's an idiot.idiot: 傻子

Dave才沒有比你聰明呢，他是個傻冒兒。

-Leonard: Really? Why would you say that? 真的? 為啥這么說呢?-Penny: Because a smart guy takes the nude, photos of his wife off his cell phone guy: 家伙 nude: 裸體的

真正的聰明人用手機給女朋友拍裸照之前，before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.都會先把老婆的裸照給刪了!-Leonard: He tried to take nude photos of you? 他要給你拍裸照?-Penny: That's what you took from that? 你咋想到那兒去了? The guy is married!那家伙都有老婆了!-Leonard: Oh, yeah.I'm so--, Oh, that's terrible.terrible: 已婚的

是哇...真是...太糟了。

-Penny: And you, if you are so okay with, the way things are between us, 那你呢，既然你對咱倆的關系很滿意。why are you so jealous? jealous: 嫉妒的 你吃個什么醋啊?-Leonard: Well, uh...The important thing is he's, married and that's terrible!關鍵是他已經結婚了!太不厚道了呀!-Penny: Nice save, genius.genius: 天才 算你嘴巴靈。Eggnog? eggnog: 蛋奶酒 要蛋奶酒不?-Leonard: Lactose.lactose: 乳糖[Leonard有不耐乳糖癥] 我不耐乳糖。

-Penny: It's just rum.It stopped being, eggnog like half an hour ago.rum: 朗姆酒

只有朗姆酒啦，1小時前就不是蛋奶酒了。-Leonard: Smooth.smooth:平滑的【醇香的】 好醇~~-Penny: Smoother than you.是啊，比你好咧。

-Leonard: Come on, it's Christmas, just give me this one.都圣誕節了，你就遷就我一回唄。-Penny: Okay, Merry Christmas.好吧，圣誕快樂。

-Leonard: By the way, my leg is killing, me.Thanks for asking.順便說哇，我腿快疼死了，多謝關心。-Penny: Merry Christmas., 圣誕快樂。

-Leonard: Merry Christmas.圣誕快樂。

-Penny: How's your leg? 你腿咋樣了?-Leonard: Very good, thanks for asking.Come on in.好多了，謝謝關心，進來吧。

-Sheldon: Ah, good, Penny, you're, here to exchange gifts.exchange: 交換

喔，太好了，Penny，你終于來交換禮物了。

You'll be pleased to know I'm prepared, for whatever you have to offer.你一定很高興，因為我的回禮準備很周到哦。-Penny: Okay, here.行~ 給你。

-Sheldon: I should note I'm having, some digestive distress, 先說一句，我的腸胃不太舒服，so, if I excuse myself, abruptly, don't be alarmed.abruptly: 突然地 alarm: 驚慌

所以，要是我突然離開一陣，你可別慌。Oh, a napkin.napkin: 餐巾

哦，小餐巾吶。

-Penny: Turn it over.turn over: 翻過來 翻過來瞧瞧。

-Sheldon: “To Sheldon, live long and prosper.Leonard Nimoy.” prosper: 繁榮 Leonard Nimoy: Star Trek里Spock的扮演者，也是Sheldon的最愛 “獻給Sheldon：愿你多壽多福。Leonard Nimoy敬上”-Penny: Yeah, he came into the restaurant.restaurant: 餐館

他前幾天來咱餐館了。

Sorry the napkin is dirty.He wiped his mouth with it.dirty: 臟的 wipe: 擦 mouth: 嘴

不好意思餐巾有點臟，他用這擦過嘴。

-Sheldon: I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!possess: 持有

我擁有Leonard Nimoy的DNA了?!-Penny: Yeah, yeah.I guess, But look, he signed it.sign: 簽名

對，是吧，你看啊，他簽了名呢。

-Sheldon: Do you realize what this means?!realize: 意識到

你知道這對我意味著什么嗎?!All I need is a healthy ovum and, I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!healthy: 健康的 ovum: 卵子

只需要一個健康的卵細胞，就可以培育屬于我的Leonard Nimoy了!-Penny: Okay, all I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.我能給你的，只有這塊餐巾，Sheldonn。-Sheldon: Be right back.等我一下下。

-Penny: Here.Open it.給你，打開瞧瞧。

-Leonard: Oh, a gift cerficate, for motorcycle lessons.cerficate: 證 摩托車訓練課禮品卡。Very thoughtful.thoughtful: 體貼的 想的真周到。

-Penny: Yeah, and I checked.Not, letting the bike fall on you check: 檢查 fall: 倒

我查過了哦，站立時，別讓車子壓到身上，while standing still is lesson one.這是第一課呢。

-Leonard: Oh, then, I think you'll, appreciate what I got you.appreciate: 欣賞

啊，那我想，你會喜歡我的禮物的。

-Penny: 101 Totally Cool Science, Experiments for Kids.totally: 完全地

獻給孩子的101個超酷科學實驗。

-Leonard: You know, 'cause you're so into science.你知道的嘛，你多熱愛科學哇。-Penny: Sheldon!What did you do?!Sheldon 你這是干嘛?!-Sheldon: I know!我知道啊!It's not enough, is it? 這點東西咋夠呢？ Here.這樣好了。

-Penny: Leonard, look!Sheldon's hugging me.hug: 擁抱

Leonard，看啊！Sheldon擁抱我了誒。-Leonard: It's a Saturnalia miracle.miracle: 奇跡

真是農神節的奇跡呀。看生活大爆炸學英語第二季 1集 The Bad Fish Paradigm

-Leonard: So you see, what you are eating is not technically yogurt, because it doesn't have enough live acidophilus cultures.technically: 技術上的，學術上的 yogurt: 酸奶 acidophilus: 嗜酸的 你喝的不是酸奶，因為沒有足夠的乳酸菌，It's really just ice milk with carrageenan added for thickness.carrageenan: 卡拉膠 thickness: 厚度 其實不過是用卡拉膠加稠的凍牛奶罷了。-Penny: Oh, that's very interesting.真有趣啊。

-Leonard: It's also not pink and has no berries.berry: 漿果類

不僅顏色不對，也沒有果肉。

-Penny: Yeah, but it doesn't really answer my question.是，但你并沒有正面回答我的問題。

-Leonard: What was your question again? 你問的啥?-Penny: Do you want some? 來點不?-Leonard: Oh...Right.No.I'm lactose intolerant.Right.So, gas.lactose: 乳糖 intolerant: 不能容忍的（偏執的）對啊，還是算了我有乳糖不耐癥是啊，遺憾啊。-Penny: Yeah, got it.明白了。

-Leonard: Well...good night.好吧，晚安了。

-Penny: What are you doing? 你這是干嗎？

-Leonard: Oh, there's a draft.這兒涼快

-Penny: I didn't feel a draft.我怎么沒覺著。

-Leonard: Why don't we just go into, uh, your...我們何不去...你....-Penny: Oh.Yeah, you know what;maybe we should slow things down a little.slow down: 減速

你知道嗎?也許我們該放慢點速度。

-Leonard: No, no, I didn't mean to go into your apartment to go fast.apartment: 公寓

不，我不是說要去你的公寓去“加速”。

-Penny: No, I know.I know what you meant, it's just...this is only our first date.date: 約會 我知道，我明白你的意思，只是這才是我們第一次約會。

-Leonard: Yeah, okay, sure, no problem.Why don't we just figure out where we're going and when we want to get there? figure out: 算出，想出，理解

恩，好的，明白那我們不如想下接下來如何以及要用多久才可以到達。And then rate of speed equals distance over time.Solve for R.distance: 距離

通過路程和時間計算出我們的速度。解決了。-Penny: Or we could just wing it.wing: [美國俚語]臨時準備；臨時湊成 或者我們走一步看一步呢。-Leonard: That might work, too.這樣應該也行。

-Penny: Good night, Leonard.晚安，Leonard。

-Leonard: Good night.晚安。

-Raj: He's coming--screensaver!screensaver: 屏幕保護動畫

他過來了，快開屏保。

-Howard: Oh, hey, Leonard.How was your date? 嘿！Leonard，約會如何?-Leonard: Bite me.Sheldon, how could you just sit there Sheldon and let them spy on me? bite me : 去死了你（過來打我吧）spy: 暗中監視，暗中觀察

關你鳥事。你怎么能坐在那里放縱他們窺視我呢?-Sheldon: They were clever, Leonard.They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing.lack of: 缺乏

他們聰明啊，Leonard。竟然發現了我對你的鳥事完全沒興趣。

-Howard: You should thank us.When future generations try to determine why your relationship with Penny crashed and burned this right here is the black box.generation: 后代 determine: 決定，確定 crash and burn: 徹底失敗;累垮

你應該感謝我們的，當后代們想要搞清楚你和Penny從相戀到失戀是怎么個過程時，這可就是“黑匣子”啊。

-Leonard: What are you talking about? The date went fine.你在說什么啊? 約會進行得很順利

-Raj: Dude, she said she wants to slow things down.伙計，她可說了她想慢下來。

-Leonard: Okay, so she said she wants to slow things down.好吧，她說想把發展速度慢下來，It's like saying, “I'm really enjoying this meal.I'm going to slow down and savor it.” savor: 盡情享受 就像在說 “這頓飯太美妙了，我真想把時間停下盡情享受。”-Howard: No, it's like, “This fish tastes bad, so I'm gonna slow down and spit it out.” gonna=going to spit out: 吐出

不，她是想說“這些臭魚真難吃。我可得慢下來，吐個干凈。”-Raj: You being the fish.你就是那魚。

-Leonard: I'm not the fish.我才不是。

-Howard: Oh, really? Did you make a second date? 真的嗎? 那你約好下一次了嗎?-Leonard: Well, no, we sort of decided to wing it.sort of: 有幾分地(稍稍,到某種程度)wing it: 隨機應變 恩，還沒，我們決定走一步看一步。-Sheldon: Oh, even I know that's lame.lame: 跛足的,僵痛的,不完全的

天，連我都知道那是個廢話。-Leonard: Okay, all right, let's assume your hypothesis.We went to dinner, we talked, we laughed, we kissed.assume: 假定,設想 hypothesis: 假設

好吧，我們就按照你們的假說來設想，我們一起去吃晚飯，開心地聊天還接吻了。

Where could I have possibly gone wrong? possibly: 可能地,也許 我能有哪里做得不對啊?-Howard: Think back, Leonard.The littlest things can set women off.Like, “Hey, the waitress is hot;set off: 引起；激起 waitress: 女服務員

再想想Leonard，最小的細節也能觸動女人的，就像 ”看這個服務員真辣阿 I bet we could get her to come home with us.“ I bet: 我確信；我敢打賭

我敢說咱們可以帶上她一起回家。” Or, “How much does your mom weigh? I want to know what I'm getting into.” weigh: 重量 get into: 進入

或者 “你媽媽多重? 我只是想進一步了解'未來的你'”-Leonard: I didn't say anything like that.我可沒有這么說。

-Howard: Good, 'cause they don't work.‘cause=because 好的，因為這些話一點用都沒有。

-Raj: They also don't care for it.If you stare at them and hyperventilate.Sadly, that's my home run swing.stare at: 凝視 hyperventilate: 換氣過度;強力呼吸

如果你死盯著她們大喘粗氣也會令她們討厭的，很遺憾我們全家都這個德行。-Leonard: Look, everything went fine.I didn't even have to refer to my impromptu conversation starters.That woman across the hall is into me.refer to: 涉及 impromptu: 即席的,即興的 conversation: 對話 be into: 喜歡，被迷住 嘿！一切都很順利的，我甚至都沒有用上我的即興開場白，走廊對面那個女孩子看上我了！-Howard: Let's go to the tape.Look at her reaction to the good night kiss.reaction: 反應

我們還是看錄像算了，瞧她對那個“我和你吻別在無人的夜” 的反應吧，No change in respiration, pupils un-dilated, no flushing of the chest.respiration: 呼吸 pupil: 瞳孔 dilated: 加寬的, 擴大的 flush: 流溢,面紅,旺盛 我呼吸無變化，瞳孔無放大，胸部無抖動。-Raj: Nice close-up, by the way.close-up: 特寫鏡頭

不過你這大特寫可拍得真好。

-Sheldon: Interesting.Her jaws are clenched, no tongue access.Clearly a bad sign amongst mating humans.jaw: 咽喉 clench: 牢牢抓住,釘緊 tongue: 舌頭 access: 進入 mating: 交配 有趣啊，她咬緊牙關寫著“打死我舌頭也不讓進”，對交配期的人類來說無疑是個壞兆頭。-Leonard: That's not a bad sign.才不是你說的那樣。

-Sheldon: Please, you might as well have been two iguanas with no dewlap enlargement.iguana: 美洲大蜥蜴 dewlap: 垂肉 enlargement: 擴大

得了吧，你倆還不如當兩只沒有雙下巴的大蜥蜴算了。

-Raj: And the worst sign of all is you're here and not there.最糟糕的是，你現在在這里，而不是“那里。”-Leonard: I'm not there.Because I'm taking things slow, which, by the way, compared to you guys, approaches warp speed.And take down that camera.Compare to: 對比 approach: 途徑,方法 warp: 彎,歪曲

我不在“那里。”因為我想慢慢來。不過話說回來，對你們來說，這已經是飛速了。拜托把那個攝像頭拆了！

-Raj: He was a lot more fun when he had no hope.他絕望的時候好玩多了。-Howard: Give him time.給他點時間吧。-Penny: Hi.嗨。

-Sheldon: Oh, hi, Penny.FYI, the hot water is inadequate on machine two so colors only, inadequate: 不夠的

嗨！Penny。順便提醒一下二號機熱水不夠，只能洗帶顏色的，and four is still releasing the fabric softener too early in the cycle, so I'd avoid using that for your delicates.release: 釋放 fabric: 織物,布,結構 softener: 軟化劑,柔軟劑 avoid: 避免 delicate: 雅致的，精致的

還有四號機仍然會提前流出柔順劑，所以你那些好衣服就別用這一臺洗了。-Penny: Thanks.謝謝。

-Sheldon: Oh, good Lord...why don't you just take your clothes down to the river and beat them with a rock? 上帝啊，為什么你不直接把衣服脫掉，用河里的石頭“敲”干凈。-Penny: Sheldon, can I ask you a question? Sheldon，能問你個事嗎?-Sheldon: I would prefer that you not, but I won't go so far as to forbid it.forbid: 禁止,不準

我寧愿你不問，但是我不會阻止你的。

-Penny: All right, I heard yes, so...Okay, here’s my question.Has Leonard ever dated, you know, a regular girl? regular: 正規的

好吧，那你是答應了；好的，我的問題是：Leonard是否曾經和一個正常的女孩約會過呢?-Sheldon: Well, I assume you're not referring to digestive regularity.Because I've come to learn that such inquiries are inappropriate.refer to: 涉及 digestive: 消化的 regularity: 有規則,勻整,調和 inquiry: 打聽,詢問 inappropriate: 不適當的

我想你不是指“消化正常”吧? 因為我覺得這樣問不太合適。

-Penny: No, I meant, has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a brainiac? involve with: 涉及 brainiac: 異常聰明的人

不，沒有。我是說他有沒有和一個不是“大腦發達”的女孩交往過?-Sheldon: Oh!Well, a few years ago, he did go out with a woman who had a PhD in French literature.PhD=Doctor of Philosophy 幾年之前他倒是和一個法國文學女博士約會過。-Penny: How is that not a brainiac? 那怎么能叫做“非大腦發達”？

-Sheldon: Well, for one thing, she was French.For another, it was literature.for one thing, for another: 首先，其次 literature: 文學

第一個原因，她是法國人；第二個原因，文學誒。

-Penny: So...do you think that if Leonard and I keep dating, he'll eventually get bored with me? eventually: 最后

那么...你覺得如果Leonard和我繼續約會，最終他會對我失去興趣嗎?-Sheldon: That depends.那得看情況了。-Penny: On what? 看什么?-Sheldon: Do you have a working knowledge of quantum physics? knowledge: 知識 quantum: 分配量,額,量 physics: 物理 你具備量子物理的知識嗎?-Penny: No.不。-Sheldon: Do you speak Klingon? 那你會說“克林貢語”嗎?(星際迷航)-Penny: No.不會。

-Sheldon: You know any card tricks? trick: 惡作劇 會變撲克牌戲法嗎?-Penny: Okay, you know what...I get it.好吧，我知道了。

Leonard has no business being involved with a waitress-slash-actress who felt so insecure that she lied to him about finishing community college.slash: 斜線 insecure: 不安全的 community: 社區

Leonard和一個騙他說是社區大學畢業的，自我感覺不良好的服務員/演員沒有任何共同點。-Sheldon: Why would you lie about that? 這你干嗎要撒謊啊？

-Penny: Well, he was going on and on about this college and that grad school, and I...I didn't want him to think I was some kind of stupid loser.grad school:研究生院，研究所

他不停地說這個大學，那個研究生院而我...我不想他把我看作一個失敗的笨蛋。-Sheldon: You thought the opposite of “stupid loser” was “community college graduate”? opposite: 反面的

你認為“失敗的笨蛋”的反義詞是，社區大學畢業?-Penny: You know, there are a lot of successful people in this country who are community college graduates.我們國家有好多成功人士，都是社區大學畢業的。-Sheldon: Yeah, but you are neither.是啊，但你以上皆不是啊。

-Penny: Right.Okay, look, this is between you and me.You cannot tell Leonard any of this.好吧，這次談話你知我知，你千萬不能跟Leonard說。-Sheldon: You're asking me to keep a secret? 你在讓我幫你保守秘密?-Penny: Yeah.是啊。

-Sheldon: Well, I'm sorry, but you would have had to express that desire before revealing the secret, desire: 愿望,欲望 reveal: 顯示,透露 我很抱歉，但...但是你應該先說清楚啊。

so that I could choose whether or not I wanted to accept the covenant of secret keeping.covenant: 盟約,契約

好讓我決定是聽還是不聽再來答應你啊；

You can't impose a secret on an ex post facto basis.impose: 強加 ex post facto: 事后地, 追溯地 你不能事后再告訴人家這是秘密啊。

-Penny: What? 什么?-Sheldon: Secret keeping is a complicated endeavor.One has to be concerned not only about what one says, but about facial expressions, autonomic reflexes.complicated: 復雜的 endeavor: 努力,盡力 facial expression: 面部表情 facial: 面部的 autonomic: 自治的,自律的 reflex: 反射

保密是個復雜的過程，保密的人不僅要注意自己的言辭，還要注意面部表情，下意識的反應。When I try to deceive, I myself have more nervous tics than a Lyme disease research facility.It’s a joke.Deceive: 欺騙 facility: 設備

我撒謊的時候，身上緊張的”虱子” 要比一臺萊姆病研究設備還多，這是個笑話。It relies on the homonymic relationship between “tick,” the bloodsucking arachnid, and “tic,” the involuntary muscular contraction.rely on: 信賴，依靠 homonymic: 同音異義字的,同名的 bloodsucking: 吸血的 arachnid: 屬于蜘蛛類的節肢動物 involuntary: 自然而然的 contraction: 收縮 只是同音不同義，tick是指吸血蜘蛛，而tic是肌肉自然的抽動，I made it up myself.make up: 編造

我自己編的。

-Penny: Okay, look, if Leonard finds out that I lied, I will absolutely die of embarrassment.absolutely: 絕對地 embarrassment: 尷尬

如果Leonard發現我撒謊了，我會因尷尬而死的。-Sheldon: Physiologically impossible.physiologically: 生理上 從生理上說，不可能的事情。

-Penny: Oh, Sheldon, please.Look, I am asking you as a friend.Sheldon 拜托了，我是在向你請求朋友的幫助。-Sheldon: So you're saying that friendship contains within it an inherent obligation to maintain confidences? inherent: 內在的,固有的 obligation: 義務 那么你是說朋友之間就應該為彼此保密?-Penny: Well, yeah.對啊。

-Sheldon: Interesting.One more question, and perhaps I should have led with this.When did we become friends? 真有意思。還有一個問題，也許我應該這樣問：我們啥時候成朋友了?-Sheldon: i.e., I couldn't become Green Lantern unless I was chosen by the Guardians of Oa, 也就是說，除非被OA星的守護者選中；否則我就不會成為“綠燈俠”。

but given enough start-up capital and an adequate research facility, I could be Batman.start-up: 啟動 adequate: 足夠的 research facility: 研究設備 但是擁有足夠的資金和一些優良的設備，我就能當“蝙蝠俠”了。-Leonard: You could be Batman? 你能當蝙蝠俠?-Sheldon: Sure.I'm Batman.See? 當然啦，我就是蝙-蝠-俠。怎么樣?-Penny: Hi, guys.嘿，伙計們。-Leonard: Hey.嗨。

-Sheldon: Hi, Penny.你好，Penny。

-Leonard: Penny, if you're not doing anything Friday night, I thought maybe we could go to see a movie.Penny，如果這周五你沒事的話，我們去看場電影如何?-Penny: Oh, um, you know, I think I have the dinner shift on Friday.shift: 移動，轉變

噢，周五我晚餐時間要上班。

-Leonard: Okay, what about Saturday? 好的，那周六呢?-Penny: You know, I'm not sure;the manager hasn't posted the schedule yet.How about let you know? schedule: 時間表

我也不清楚啊，經理還沒排好班呢，我會告訴你的。

-Leonard: Great.Okay.So you just let me know when you know.Okay, so...Oh, God, I am the bad fish.你一知道就要告訴我啊。好吧，那...天哪，我就是那“臭魚”。

-Leonard: What did I do wrong? 我做錯了什么啊?-Sheldon: Why are you asking me? I have no information about your interactions with Penny other than what you have provided me, interaction: 相互作用,相互影響 other than: 除了

問我干什么？我可不知道任何你和Penny的事情；除了你自己告訴我的，nor do I have any method of learning such things.其他的我怎么可能知道？

-Leonard: What does that mean? 那是啥意思?-Sheldon: Nothing.You seem to be implying an informational back-channel between me and Penny where obviously none exists.imply: 暗示 obviously: 明顯地

沒啥意思，你說得好象我和Penny私下里互通有無一樣，可明顯根本就沒有！

-Leonard: No, I didn't.I just think you need to be careful how you phrase things, sir.phrase: 表達,敘述 我可不是這么想的，我覺得你該注意自己的表達方式了，伙計。

-Leonard: What's going on with you? What's going on with you: 你怎么了？【口語常用語】 你到底怎么了?-Sheldon: I might ask you the same question.Why do you insist on attempting to drag me into matters which have nothing to do with me? insist on: 堅持 attempt to: 企圖,試圖 drag into: 把??拉進

我還正想問你呢，你為什么不停的想把我拉下水，這些事跟我沒有一點關系，but exist between you and Penny, a person to whom I barely speak? barely: 幾乎不

都是你和Penny之間的事情，而我跟她都不怎么說話。-Leonard: What's wrong with your face? 你的臉怎么了?-Sheldon: There's no reason to bring my looks into this.Good day, Leonard.沒什么東西把我弄成“這樣”，祝你愉快，Leonard。-Leonard: What? 啥?-Penny: I said, “Good day.” 我說祝你愉快。-Leonard: Good day? 祝你愉快?-Penny: Also today, we have a fresh-caught Alaska salmon, and that's served with a teriyaki glaze and sticky rice.Our soup of the day is...salmon: 三文魚 teriyaki: 紅燒的 glaze: 釉,覆罩的一層 sticky: 粘的,粘性的 今天我們還有新鮮的阿拉斯加三文魚，淋上照燒醬配糯米飯，今天的湯是...-Sheldon: You must release me from my oath.release: 釋放 oath: 誓言 你必須解除我的誓約。

-Penny: Sheldon, I'm working.Sheldon,我在工作。

-Sheldon: Why don't you take a minute to decide? 你們可以慢慢決定。-Penny: Oh, my...天。

-Sheldon: I can't keep your secret, Penny.I'm going to fold like an energy-based de novo protein in conformational space.keep the/a secret: 保守秘密 fold: 折疊 protein: 蛋白質 de novo :（拉）重新；更始 conformational: 構造的

Penny，我沒法幫你保密了我就快像構象空間里的內源蛋白一樣折疊了，Like a Renaissance tryptich.Like a cheap suit.renaissance：文藝復興

就像文藝復興時期的三聯畫屏(折疊的)，像套便宜西裝。

-Penny: Look, why is it so hard for you to keep one little secret? 我說叫你保守一個小秘密就那么難嗎?-Sheldon: I'm constitutionally incapable.That's why I was refused clearance for a very prestigious government research fellowship constitutionally: 本質地,天生,體質上 incapable: 本質地,天生,體質上 prestigious: 享有聲望的 fellowship: 獎學金

我天生做不到，所以之前我才申請不到那個由政府設立獎學金，at a secret military supercollider located beneath a fake agricultural station 12.5 miles southeast of Traverse City, Michigan, supercollider: 超對撞機 beneath: 在?下面 fake: 假的 agricultural: 農業的 隱藏在密歇根Traverse城東南面12.5英里處的農業中心地下的機密軍用超級對撞機的項目。which you did not hear about from me.你什么都沒聽到。

-Penny: Look, just forget I told you about me...not graduating from community college, okay? 聽著，你就把我說過不是從社區大學畢業，這件事忘了不行嗎?-Sheldon: Forget? You want me to forget? This mind does not forget.忘掉? 你要我忘掉? 這個腦袋不會忘記。

I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.It was a drizzly Tuesday.breastfeeding: 母乳喂養 drizzly: 下毛毛雨的

從我斷奶那一天開始的任何事情我都沒忘記，那是個下著毛毛雨的星期二。

-Penny: Okay...Look, you promised me you would keep my secret, so you're just gonna have to figure out a way to do it.好了，聽著，你答應會為我保密的，那你就得自己想辦法做到這一點。-Sheldon: Lenorad, I'm moving out.Lenorad，我要搬出去了。

-Leonard: what do you mean you're moving out? Why? 什么叫你要搬出去? 為什么?-Sheldon: There doesn't have to be a reason.這不需要什么理由。

-Leonard: Yeah, there kinda does.kinda=kind of 不，需要點什么的。

-Sheldon: Not necessarily.This is a classic example of Munchausen's Trilemma.classic: 經典的 Trilemma: n.三難選擇的窘境；三難困境；[邏]三難推理 沒有那個必要，這是Munchausen三難問題的經典范例。

Either the reason is predicated on a series of sub-reasons leading to an infinite regression, predict: 預知,預言,預報 series: 連續,系列 lead to: 導致infinite: 無限循的 regression: 回歸

要么是一個依賴于一串子邏輯，導致無限循回的推理；

or it tracks back to arbitrary axiomatic statements, or it's ultimately circular, i.e.I'm moving out because I'm moving out.arbitrary: 任意的 axiomatic: 公理的 ultimate: 最后的 circular: 循環的 要么就是一切逆向推理回到一個任意公理，要么一切根本就是一個循環。即：因為我要搬出去所以我要搬出去。

-Leonard: I'm still confused.confuse: 混亂,狼狽,困惑 我還是不明白。

-Sheldon: Leonard, I don't see how I could have made it any simpler.Leonard，我不知道怎么才能說得更簡單了。-Howard: Hey, qu'est que s'up? 嘿！你們好嗎？

-Raj: We just got back from that exhibit of those plasticized human cadavers.exhibit: 展覽品 plasticize: 增塑 cadaver: 尸體 我們剛從那個塑化的尸體模型展覽回來。

-Howard: And some of those skinless chicks were Hot!那邊一些剝了皮的美女實在是性感極了！

-Sheldon: If you'll excuse me, I'm going to pack.你們不介意的話我去打包了。

-Howard: That's kind of an overreaction to a little harmless necrophilia.overreaction: 反應過度 harmless: 無害的 necrophilia: 戀尸癖 反應過度了吧，只不過是一點無害的戀尸癖而已。

-Leonard: It's not you, Howard.He says he's moving out.不是因為你。Howard，他說要搬出去。

-Raj: What did you do? Did you change the contrast or brightness settings on the television? contrast: 對比度 brightness: 亮度

你干了什么?重調了電視的亮度或者對比度?-Leonard: No.沒有。

-Howard: Did you take a Band-Aid off in front of him? Band-Aid: n.[商標]邦迪創可貼 在他面前撕創可貼?-Leonard: No.沒有。

-Howard: Did you buy generic ketchup, forget to rinse the sink, talk to him through the bathroom door? generic: 一般的,普通的,共有的 ketchup: 蕃茄醬等 rinse: 清洗 買了天然番茄醬，忘了刷水池，或者從浴室里和他說話?-Raj: Adjust the thermostat, cook with cilantro, pronounce the “t” in often? thermostat: 恒溫計 cilantro: 芫荽葉

亂調溫度計，燒飯用香菜，還是說often的時候發了“t”的音?-Leonard: No.沒有。

-Howard: Did you make fun of trains? 你開火車的玩笑了?-Leonard: No, I didn't do anything.He's just gone insane.insane: 瘋狂的,精神錯亂的

沒有，我什么都沒干，他就是發瘋了。

-Raj: Well, we all knew this day was coming.哦，我們都知道總會有這一天的。-Leonard: Well, that was fast.收拾這么快。

-Sheldon: It's my pre-packed disaster evacuation bag.It's recommended by the Department of Homeland Security.And Sarah Connor.evacuation: 撤離,疏散 recommend: 推薦 department: 部門

這是我事先準備的緊急疏散包，是國土安全部推薦過的，還有Sarah Connor(終結者女主角)。-Leonard: Where are you going to live? 你準備去哪里住?-Sheldon: Until I find a permanent place, I will stay with friends.permanent: 固定的

我去朋友那里，直到找到固定住所為止。-Howard: Bye.再見。

-Raj: Well...you can't stay with me.I have a teeny-tiny apartment.teeny: 極小的(微小的)apartment: 公寓

你不能和我住，我那里只有一丁點大。

-Sheldon: Excuse me, but isn't hosting guests an aspect of “manushya yajna,” one of the five central religious duties or sacrifices of the Hindu householder? aspect: 方面 religious: 宗教的 sacrifice: 犧牲 Hindu: 印度人(的)不好意思, 熱情待客難道不是manushya yajna的一個方面嗎? 那不是印度教家庭的五大宗教戒律之一么？

-Raj: I hate trains.我討厭火車。

-Sheldon: Don't be ridiculous, you love trains.ridiculous: 荒謬的，可笑的 少胡說八道，你喜歡火車的。

-Raj: Yes, I do.Come on.See you later, Leonard.好吧，是的來吧，回頭見，Leonard。-Leonard: This could work.這樣也不錯。

-Sheldon: This is a very old building.這棟建筑很老。

-Raj: 60 years.It used to be a watch factory.used to be: 過去，曾經是

有六十年了，這里曾經是個鐘表廠。-Sheldon: Uh-oh.糟糕。

-Raj: What? 怎么了?-Sheldon: Don't you worry about the residual radium from the luminous dials? residual: 殘余的,剩余的 radium: 鐳 luminous: 發光的,發亮的

你不擔心制作熒光表盤的殘余輻射嗎?-Raj: Not until now!留到現在?!-Sheldon: I can't believe I didn't bring my Geiger counter.I had it on my bed and I didn't pack it.Geiger counter: 蓋格計數器（用于測量放射性）

天哪，我竟然沒帶蓋革計數管，就放在床上竟然沒放進行李！

-Raj: Well, if you're not comfortable staying here, Sheldon...comfortable: 舒服的

如果你不想待在這里，Sheldon?

-Sheldon: I'm kidding, I packed it.It was a joke.I was subverting the conversational expectations.subvert: 推翻，顛覆 conversational: 對話的

開玩笑的，我帶了。剛才是個笑話，我只是在轉換對話的方向。I believe they call that the, uh, ol' switcharoo.我相信這應該叫做ol' switcharoo（出其不意)。-Raj: Terrific.好極了。

-Sheldon: Is that woman Aishwarya Rai? 那是 Aishwarya Rai?-Raj: Yes, isn't she an amazing actress? amazing: 令人驚異的

沒錯，她是個了不起的演員。

-Sheldon: Actually, I'd say she's a poor man's Madhuri Dixit.其實我覺得她就是可憐鬼心中的Madhuri Dixit.-Raj: How dare you!Aishwarya Rai is a goddess.By comparison, Madhuri Dixit is a leprous prostitute.goddess: 女神 comparison: 對比 leprous: 麻瘋病的 prostitute: 妓女

你敢這么說!Aishwarya Rai是女神，和她比起來，Madhuri Dixit 就是個得了麻風病的妓女。

-Sheldon: Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.Obviously, you're not that familiar with Indian cinema.offend: 冒犯 obviously: 明顯地 be familiar with: 對?熟悉 對不起，我沒有冒犯的意思，可是顯然你不了解印度電影-Howard: Who is it? 誰?-Sheldon: Stripper-Gram!脫衣舞女。

-Raj: Tag, you're it.tag: 標簽

接著，交給你了。

-Howard: Shouldn't you put him in a brown paper bag and set him on fire?!你不是應該把他用油紙包起來燒掉嗎?-Sheldon: I've never slept on an air mattress before.No lumbar support whatsoever.air mattress: 氣墊，充氣床 lumbar: 腰的 whatsoever:(用于否定句中以加強語氣)任何 我從來沒睡過充氣墊，沒有任何木支架。

-Howard: Maybe you'd be happier on a park bench.bench: 板凳

可能你會更喜歡公園的長凳。

-Sheldon: I don't see any way to get a park bench in here.我不知道怎樣才能弄一張長凳進來。-Howard: Do you want to switch? switch: 交換 你要換嗎?-Sheldon: No, that's fine.I'm perfectly comfortable sleeping on a bouncy castle.perfectly: 完美地 bouncy castle: 彈性城堡 bouncy: 跳躍的 不，沒關系，我一點也不介意睡跳跳床。-Howard: Get out of bed.We're switching.起來，我們換。怎么了?-Sheldon: Now, only if you want to.如果你真的想換。

-Howard: Just get in the bed!你上床去就是了。

-Howard’s mother: What's going on? Are you boys roughhousing? roughhouse: 大吵大鬧,騷亂,大打出手 你們想拆房子嗎?-Howard: We're just talking, Ma!媽，我們只是在聊天。

-Howard’s mother: If you don't settle down right now, I'm not going to let you have any more sleepovers!sleepover: 在別人家里過夜的人

你們給我馬上老實下來，不然下次不許帶朋友回來住。-Howard: For God's sake, Ma, I'm 27 years old!And it's not even a school night!Comfy now? comfy=comfortable 舒服的,輕松的

看在上帝的份上，媽，我二十七歲了；更何況明天又不用上課!現在舒服了?-Sheldon: Meh.That poster of Halle Berry is a little unnerving.unnerve: 使喪失勇氣,使焦躁

恩，那張哈利-貝瑞的海報讓我不舒服。-Howard: So don't look at it.那就別看。

-Sheldon: She's like my fourth favorite Catwoman.她看起來像我第四喜歡的貓女。-Howard: No kidding.別開玩笑。

-Sheldon: Yeah, Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfieffer, Eartha Kitt, and then her.真的，朱莉·紐瑪，米歇爾·菲佛，艾薩·凱特，然后就是她。-Howard: What about Lee Merriweather? 那李·瑪麗維澤呢?-Sheldon: Oh, I forgot about Lee Merriweather.噢，我忘了李·瑪麗維澤了。

-Howard: Well, I'm glad that's settled.settle: 安放,安頓 終于消停了。

-Sheldon: That makes Halle Berry my fifth favorite Catwoman.It's Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfieffer, Eartha Kitt, Lee Merriweather 那哈利-貝瑞就是我第五喜歡的貓女，朱莉·紐瑪，米歇爾·菲佛，艾薩·凱特，還有李·瑪麗維澤。

-Howard: Please, I'm begging you.Go to sleep.我求你了，快睡覺吧。

-Sheldon: I'm trying.I'm counting Catwomen.She did make a fine mutant in the X-Men movies, though.我在努力，我在數貓女，不過她在X戰警里的變異人更好些。-Howard: Oh, for God's sake.for God's sake: 看在上帝面上 天哪！

-Sheldon: She's not my favorite of the X-Men.In order that would be: Wolverine, Cyclops--她不是我最喜歡的X戰警，按順序是金鋼狼，雷射眼等等，Oh, wait, I forgot Professor X.Professor X, Wolverine, Cyclops, Iceman, then Storm, Angel, the Beast—

我忘了X教授；X教授金鋼狼雷射眼，冰人，然后是暴風女，天使，還有野獸等等，No, wait, Nightcrawler.Professor X, Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Cyclops, ceman, then Storm, Angel...還有藍魔，X教授，藍魔人，金鋼狼，雷射眼，冰人，然后是：暴風女，天使?-Leonard: I'm coming!來了!-Sheldon: Hey...There he is.The my old buddy bud bud.buddy：伙伴，好朋友；小男孩；[美口]密友 早....他來了，我的老...老...朋...朋友。-Leonard: What's with him? 他怎么了?-Howard: Koothrappali dumped him on me, and he couldn't get to sleep, so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handful of my mom's Valium in it......Valium: 安定

Koothrappali把他扔給我，他睡不著，所以我給了他一杯熱牛奶，里面放了一把我媽的安定..but he still wouldn't shut up, so tag, you're It.可他還是不肯閉嘴，所以接著交給你了。-Sheldon: I'm ba-a-a-a-c-k.我回...回...來...了。

-Leonard: I still don't know why you left.我還是不知道你為什么搬走。-Sheldon: I can't tell you.不能告訴你。

-Leonard: Why not? 為什么?-Sheldon: I promised Penny.我答應Penny了。

-Leonard: You promised Penny what? 你答應Penny什么?-Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret.Shhhhh!我答應不告訴你她的秘密，噓！

-Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret.什么秘密? 告訴我！

-Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car.Jesus is okay with it but we can't tell Dad.媽媽在車里抽煙；主會原諒的，但我們不能告訴爸爸的。-Leonard: Not that secret.The other secret.不，不是那個，另一個。

-Sheldon: I'm Batman--Shh!我是蝙蝠俠，噓！

-Leonard: Damn it!Sheldon!You said Penny told you a secret.What's the secret? 媽的！Sheldon，你說Penny告訴你一個秘密，什么秘密?-Sheldon: Okay, I'll tell you, but you can't tell Leonard.好吧，我告訴你，可是你不能告訴Leonard。-Leonard: I promise.我保證。

-Sheldon: Penny lied about graduating from community college 'cause she's afraid she's not smart enough for Leonard.graduate: 畢業 community: 社區 smart: 聰明的

Penny說她從社區大學畢業是假的，她擔心她不夠聰明，配不上Leonard。-Leonard: So it's nothing I did? It's her problem? 所以不是我做錯了什么? 是她自己的問題?-Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny.funny: 搞笑的

剛才的牛奶味道很搞笑。

-Leonard: Penny thinks I'm too smart for her.That's ridiculous.ridiculous: adj.可笑的；荒謬的 Penny覺得我太聰明了，她配不上，怎么會？

-Sheldon: I know.Most of your work is extremely derivative.And don't worry, that's not a secret.Everybody knows.extremely: 極其,非常 derivative: 引出的,系出的

就是的,你做的東西大都只是衍生的。放心，那不是秘密，地球人都知道。

-Penny: Hi.嗨！

-Leonard: Yeah, hi.Listen, I know what's been bothering you about us and I have the answer.bother: 煩惱

我知道是什么讓你煩惱了而且我已經有答案了。-Penny: What are you talking about? 你在說什么?-Leonard: Okay, first, I want to say that it's not Sheldon's fault.He tried very hard to keep your secret.fault: 錯誤

首先，我要說的是這不是Sheldon的錯，他確實盡力為你保密了。If Howard didn't drugged him, he would've taken it to his grave.drug: 下藥 grave: 墳墓

要不是Howard給他下了藥，他會把秘密帶進墳墓去的。-Penny: He told you? 他說了?-Leonard: Yes, but it's okay.Now that we know what the problem is there's a simple solution.simple: 簡單的 solution: 解答

對，但是沒關系，現在我們知道問題出在哪里，有一個很簡單的辦法。-Penny: Pasadena City College? Pasadena社區大學?-Leonard: A place for fun, a place for knowledge.See, this man here is playing hackey-sack, and this girl's gonna be a paralegal.knowledge: 知識 gonna=going to paralegal: 律師助理

樂趣所在，知識所在。瞧，這個男的現在在踢沙包，這個女孩將要做律師助理。

-Penny: Oh, I get it.Because Dr.Leonard Hofstadter can't date a girl without a fancy college degree.哦，我明白了Leonard Hofstadter博士不能和一個沒有好文憑的女孩子約會。-Leonard: Well, it's really not that fancy.It's just a city college.其實并不算好，只是一個社區大學而已

-Penny: Right, but I have to have some sort of degree to date you? degree: 文憑

好吧，就是說和你約會我得有張文憑?-Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.不，我半點也沒所謂。

-Penny: So it's fine with you if I'm not smart.所以你不介意我不夠聰明?-Leonard: Absolutely.Okay, this time, I know where I went wrong.Oh...Bite me!絕對不介意，好吧，這次我知道錯在哪里了。噢，你咬我啊!

第五篇：生活大爆炸-實用臺詞摘抄-6季7集.

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The Big Bang Theory--Bob Hu Some battles you win, some battles you lose.勝敗乃兵家常事。

I’m going to introduce him to a world of hurt.我要給他點顏色看看。I have a nervous bladder.我尿急。Bottom line.說到底

Revenge is a dish best served cold.君子報仇十年不晚。

You’re caught between a rock and a crazy place.你進退兩難了。This is a sticky wicket.真是進退兩難啊。It just creams my corn.竟在我的地盤撒野。

You’re way of line.=You have crossed some sort of line.你過分了。My original point.我早就說過。

You’re weighing me down.你在拖我后腿。Start over.重來。

It’s mind-blowing.真刺激。Spoiler alert.不要劇透！

You’ll make Jesus cry.你會遭報應的。

What goes around comes around.真是因果循環啊。

Bazinga.逗你玩;才怪;你中招了… Drat!靠;見鬼!(Ack/ Darn!)willy-nilly 肆無忌憚地 jibber jabber 嘰里咕嚕(無聊)的事情Huzzah!奧耶Yee-haw!咦哈(表歡呼)Neener-neener太好了!(表嘲諷)Pish-posh(謝爾頓)哪里, 哪里。(Not really.)Hubba-hubba!好極了!(Goodie)rooty-tooty, stinky booty 糗事;陳年舊事 He’ll set his dog on you.他會放狗咬你的。

I don’t like where this is going.我有種不祥的預感。talk back to sb.跟某人頂嘴;反駁 南昌魔爾方教育

First come, first serve.先到先得。I’ll chop you to death.我要砍死你。

I just want to blend in.我只是想入鄉隨俗/ 融入這里。You chicken.你個膽小鬼。take advantage of 占…便宜

I’m flattered./ You flatter me.過獎了。

Don’t flatter yourself.少臭美了;別自作多情了。

It’s as if you don’t think I’ll punch you.別以為我不會揍你。I lost my cool.我失態了。

I’m a little on edge.我有點激動了。(生氣后)Nailed it!搞定!堅持…

pull strings 走后門;套近乎;暗地操縱

have a bone to pick with sb.和某人說道說道/ 起爭端/ 有筆舊賬 I’ll see what I can do.我會盡力的。

Let’s make a pinky swear.我們來拉勾勾。(作動詞+賓從)drift off 開小差;迷迷糊糊地睡了

They’re playing right into our hands.他們正中我們下懷。I wouldn’t put it exactly that way.也不盡然如此。preshow urination 電影等開場前的尿尿 At the very lease,...最起碼...Hold your horse.你耐心點;稍等一下。Eyes on the road.注意看前面!(開車)南昌魔爾方教育

What more do you need? 你還想怎樣？ I made a boo-boo.我疏忽了。

There’s hope for you after all.孺子可教也。Don’t play innocent with me.不要跟我裝無辜。I got a real hankering.我真地很想要!a fairly labored metaphor 不自然的比喻 What a buzz kill that was!真是掃興。He’s harshing my buzz.他真是掃興。Honest to god.說真的。

What choice did we have? 我們也無能為力。Fair enough.有道理。

Much less one...更何況...(Moreover,...)Whatever floats your boat.你愛咋咋地吧。born and raised 土生土長的

I’m pulling out all the stops.我在全力以赴/ 絞盡腦汁。I throw my back out.我扭到腰。

We’ve been through this.我們已經說(做)過了。I get my way.我說了算。

Why don’t we just cut to the chase and meet in the middle? 我們為何不能各退一步海闊天空呢? I’ll bear that in mind.我會牢記在心的。

With all due respect,...恕我直言...It happens.沒準呢。南昌魔爾方教育

I’m walking away from you now.我才懶得理你們呢。thinly veiled contempt 毫不掩飾的輕視 wipe the floor with...打得...一敗涂地 I so loathe you.我真鄙視你。

That’s not even from your franchise!你根本沒權利這么說(做)!I bear you no ill will.我對你無惡意。

Your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived.你這種自鳴得意注定是一時的。Point taken.了解;明白了。

As an outsider, you might be able to provide a fresh perspective.你可以做到旁觀者清...You pathetic fool!你個可憐的傻瓜。bloviating buffoon 喋喋不休的小丑 narcissistic nincompoop 自戀的腦殘 crimson coward 臉紅的懦夫 lousy suggestion 餿主意

You’re bluffing.你在嚇唬人。

Hold that thought.話別說得太早/ 待會再說。What a nervous nelly!這么緊張干嗎? Be a lamb!乖!suffer in silence 忍氣吞聲

pine for a young lady 為伊人消得人憔悴

the only flaw in an otherwise perfect plan 智者千慮必有一失

Your poll numbers just keep dropping.(民意支持率下降)你怎么這么忍人嫌? If the past is any indicator, no!根據以往情況, 不可能。vicious circle 惡性循環

I believe in knowing my enemy.知己知彼...南昌魔爾方教育

tip a cow over on oneself 惹禍上身

Get over yourself!少來;少白日做夢了!It’s reasonable assumption....不都這樣嗎? Don’t I know it.可不是這樣嘛!Not this again!有完沒完!friend sb.加某人為好友

That’s thinking ahead!真會未雨綢繆。

The alternative would be...換句話說是...It’s like trying to talk to a dolphin.簡直是對牛彈琴。(bird)Oh, for crying out loud.搞什么名堂!/哎呀!(表生氣)Please don’t drag this out.這個不足掛齒。agree to disagree 各抒己見

Don’t make this harder than it is.別讓...變得更難~別讓離別變得更加不舍。We just pile on.我們只是附和而已。

I’ve taken the liberty of(doing)...我已經自作主張(做)...Hear me out!聽我說完!It’s been killing me that......實在是不忍心啊。

Don’t beat around the bush!別拐彎抹角的。

The first thing that comes to my mind is...首先想到的是...One slip of the hand and...一不留神就...You don’t have to be strong for me.你不用再我面前逞強。putting on a brave face 假裝堅強

How you holding up? 你還好吧?(當對方承受精神壓力時)南昌魔爾方教育

I don’t think your heart’s in it.我知道你是裝出來的。Must be killing you wondering...你一定好奇死了...(+賓從)Could you come back to me? 我等下再說行嗎? I’m not really in the mood.我現在沒心情。Surprisingly!沒想到啊!infer from context 腦補

cut the cord with...和...徹底斷關系

Bippity-boppity-boo 天靈靈, 地靈靈...(灰姑娘)When it stops being fun...等哪天玩膩了...monkey business 貓膩

What kind of world do we live in? 這是個什么世道?...is hollow succor to...對于...來說...根本沒用!Count your blessings!知足吧!Yes, in part.是的, 差不多的。Pretty much.基本上是這樣。He is such blabbermouth.他真是個大嘴巴。

That’s gold!簡直絕了!I don’t know how to process that.我都不知道怎么接話了。We are so(doing)...我們一定要(做)...(特別希望...)

A minute in the lips, a lifetime on the hips.貪吃則容易長胖。That’s a little outside my comfort zone.這個我可能有點做不來。Your mind has lost its keen edge.你的腦子沒那么好使了。You should reflect on that.你要反省一下了。南昌魔爾方教育

Moron.傻子(心理年齡8-12歲的成年人).No backsies!不許反悔!I’m going to make an exception.我要破例了。peas in a pod 親如同胞

If she’s willing to give the milk away for free, who am I to say no? 如果她都主動送上門, 我還有什么好說的。That’s pretty steep.真是獅子大開口。

Can you do any better? 還能再少點嗎?(買東西之間)You are in for a treat.你有口福了。

Get them before they get us.先下手為強。kick a man when he’s down 往傷口上撒鹽

Come on, you’re better than this.你就這點能耐嗎? Through no one’s fault,...完全不怪任何人,...You are doing it ironically.你現在就是別人的反面教材。

Like shooting nerds in a barrel.就像是甕中捉鱉。

--No offense.--None taken.--沒有惡意。--我不在意的。

I believe that you’re capable of great change.我相信你還是會浪子回頭的。I can’t decide if I should agree to see him or not.我猶豫到底要不要去見他。

Check for your watch.He might have lifted it.看看你的手表還在不在了, 沒準他給順走了。

That’s the equivalent of a smiley face sticker on your homework.這相當于作業本上得了小紅花呀。

I can’t take all the credit.功勞不全在我。

You really need to work on your penmanship.你真該練練字了。Which word’s tripping you up? 你哪個詞沒聽懂? 南昌魔爾方教育

I wouldn’t be imposing? 不打擾嗎? Air’s getting a bit thin up here.興奮得有些喘不過來氣了。Nuts to that, what else you got? 廢話!還有別的招嗎? You’re like a dog with a bone, aren’t you? 你就是得理不饒人是吧?

--How’s it going?--Can’t complain!--還好嗎?--還好吧(差強人意)。Confound it!真討厭!Don’t get greedy!不要得寸進尺。It’s neat!真是一目了然!She can read you like a book.她簡直把你看透了。

What do you say you take me over there? 要不你送我過去吧? They don’t call me “...” for nothing.我的這個...外號可不是白叫的。You get me on the ropes.你讓我下不來臺。This is not pressing.這個不急。

Out of sight, out of mind.眼不見, 心不煩。

It’s uncalled for.這完全沒必要。

Women aren’t anything but flipping pains in the bottom.女子難養也。Now that you are in my debt,...你現在得聽我的了(拿人手短, 吃人嘴短)Please manipulate sb.into(doing)...麻煩你在某人耳邊吹吹風...I don’t mean to burst your bubble.我不是要潑你冷水。

I’m just letting him have a little taste of his own medicine.我只不過用其人之道還治其人之身。

There is no telling what might happen.會發生什么, 我可不保證。She has embarked on a campaign to(do)...她開始想盡辦法(做)...南昌魔爾方教育

I’m not falling for that again.我不會再上當了。Amen to that.那還用說。

I can take them, or leave them.我不喜歡也不討厭。...so we’re all on the same page.所以我們都是知情的。Same old, same old.一切都是老樣子。

Why don’t you stand up to them? 你為什么不跟他們講道理呢? We both share blame on this one.我倆各打五十大板吧。Care to weigh in? 有何高見? Paradigm-shifting news.重大新聞!Once..., you’ll be off to the races.一旦...才輪到你上場。

It’s only a matter of time before(+be+doing...)要不了多久...就會...I’m spanking him so hard.我正虐翻他。It sucks to be you.算你倒霉。(It)Beats me.這難到我了。

I got goose bumps.我都起雞皮疙瘩了。

Don’t take it personally.您別往心里去。It’s a band-aid at best.這頂多治標不治本。

I’m here to defend her honor.我是來為她討回公道的。