第一篇：我來測測你的智商祝賀語

美女小C一個人在寢室里看書，突然電話鈴響，小C提起電話，“喂”了幾聲，對方卻始終沒回音。下午五點時，類似的電話又打來了，這已經是當天的第五次了，小C再也忍耐不住：討厭！bian態！

六點半，大家正在寢室吃飯，電話又來了，小C搶先提起來：混蛋，你再不說話我就不客氣啦！只是對面傳來一個標準的性感的男聲：“小姐，你好！這里是201電話服務中心，因為系統今天故障，影響了您部分通話，我們向您表示歉意，現在我們已經排除了故障，但還要請您協助進行以下測試……”可愛的小C馬上說：好，好！“請您將你電話上的鍵從1按到0。”小C照做。“好的，請您再按一遍，以便確認。”小C又重按了一遍。“好的，小姐，經我們測試———你的智商為0!哈哈！”小C被戲弄后氣得三小時沒說話。

十點半，電話又來了，又一個好聽的男人的聲音，但明顯與上次不同：“小姐，你好！這里是201電話服務中心……”還沒等對方說完，小C就火冒三丈：你去死吧！剛要放下電話，誰知對方說：“小姐，我想你一定是誤會了，這里的確是201電話服務中心，我們得知您受到以我中心為名義的不良電話的騷擾，特來澄清，并承諾將這事追查到底。”小C一聽，臉紅了：是這樣啊……不好意思。“沒關系，現在我們想了解一下當時的情況，請您將發生的事描述一遍。”小C猶豫了一下，還是將今天的事原原本本說了一遍，當說到對方罵她“智商為0”時，可愛的小C臉紅到了耳根。“好的，小姐，經我們再次確認，您的智商還是為0”。

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第二篇：英語腦筋急轉彎,測測你的智商

腦筋急轉彎111題

1.What letter is a part of the head? A: I 2.What letter sounds a useful insect? A: B 3.What letter is neither I nor he?

A: U 4.What letter is an exclamation of surprise? A: O 5.What letter is a large body of water?

A: C 6.What letter is a drink? A: T 7.What is in the middle of the night? A: G 8.What letter is a question? A: Y 9.What part of a clock is always old? A: the second hand 10.What has four legs but can’t run? A: bed , desk

11.I have hands and a face, but I can’t touch or smile, what am I?

A: watch, clock 12.What question can you never answer “yes” to “?”?

A: Are you asleep? 13.What begins with T, ends with T, and full with T? A: teapot 14.What comes twice in a moment, once in a minute and never in a hundred years? A: M 15.What tables de we often see in fields? A: vegetable 16.Which two words can be pronounced fast and quick? A : fast, quick 17.Which is the longest word in English?

A: smiles 18.What is white when it is dirty? A: blackboard 19.What is that which you break by even naming it? A: silence 20.In another three years Tom will be three times as old as he was three years ago.How old is Tom now? A: He is six 21.I am something that can run but can’t walk.What am I? A: water 22.I am something that has teeth, but can’t eat.What am I? A: a comb

23.I am something that every living person has seen, but no one will ever see me again.What am I? A: yesterday 24.I am something that always increases the more I shared with others.What am I? A: happiness 25.It wasn’t my sister, nor my brother, but still was the child of my father and mother.Who was it? A: myself 26.Two Indians are standing on a hill, and one is the father of the other’s son.What relation are two Indians to each other? A: husband & wife 27.What belongs only to you and yet is used more by others than yourself? A: your name 28.Ten men were in a boat.The boat tipped over and nine men got their hair wet.Why didn’t the teeth man get his hair wet? A: He was bald.29.Why is it useless to send a telegram to Washington today? A: Because he is dead.30.What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day? A: Turkey 31.What city is a famous President? A: Lindon or Washington 32.What country does the cook use? A: Greece(greese)33.What two numbers multiplied together will give you seven? A:(They are 7&1)34.What is it that gives light to the world although it is black it self? A: Ink 35.What fruit is never found singly? A: A pear 36.What is it that has legs but can’t walk? A: a table or a chair 37.What is it that is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, the end of every race? A: the letter “E”

38.what is it that falls often but never gets hurt? A: snow 39.What is it that you cannot see, but is always before you? A: the future 40.What is it that doesn’t ask questions but must be answered? A: a telephone 41.What is it that can carry a message to anybody in any tow? A: a letter

42.What word, when deprired of one of its letters, makes you sick? A: M(music)----------you sick 43.What word of five letters has six left after you take you away ? A: sixty 44.From the letters PNLLEEEESSSSS a single English word can be made.What is it? A: sleeplessness 45.What nation is dreaded by schoolboys? A: Examination 46.What nation is a fanciful nation? A: Imagination 47.Though I dance at a ball.I am nothing at all.A: a shadow 48.What is it you can touch, and also you can fell;It has neither size nor shape, but just the same, it’s real.A: the air

49.What nation is a teacher’s nation? A: Explanation

50.We are very large though we seen small, we float on high and never fall, we shine like jewels in the night, but in the day are hid from sight.What are we? A: starts 51.I am something that is full of holes and yet can hold water.What am I? A: a sponge 52.What kind of table has no legs? A: timetable 53.What has a neck but no throat? A: a bottle 54.What has an eye but can not see? A: a needle 55.What are the most difficult ships to conquer? A: hardships 56.What carries his house with him? A: a snail or tortoise 57.What room can no one enter? A: mushroom 58.What is the most disagreeable month for soldiers? A: a long march 59.What is the worst weather for rats and mice? A: when it rains cats and dogs 60.What man cannot live inside the house? A: a snowman 61.What star is not seen in the sky? A: a film star 62.What changes a pear into a peal? A: a little “L”

63.What match cannot be put in a match—box? A: football, basketball, volleyball 64.What is always filled when it is used and empty when at rest? A: a shoe 65.What is there in your house that ought to be looked into? A: mirror 66.When I eat I live, when I drink I die, what am I? A: fire 67.Do you know when a story is like a cherry? A: when it is read 68.What does it mean? S n o w A: snow is falling

69.Which letter of alphabet goes all round Great Britain? A: C(sea)70.What can stand and go at the same time? A: clock

71.What goes all over the house, but touches nothing? A: your voice 72.What goes through a door but never goes in or comes out? A: keyhole 73.What becomes higher when head is off? A: a pillow 74.Why is the letter “D” like a sailor? A: because it follows the C(sea)75.What country is useful at mealtime? A: china 76.What county is good for skaters? A: Iceland 77.I have cities but no houses;forests but no trees, rivers without water;what am I? A: a map 78.I am something that never asks any questions, but I demand a great many answers, what am I? A: doorbell 79.I am something everybody tends to overlook no matter how careful he is, what am I? A: your nose 80.I am something that makes everything visible but am myself unseen, what am I? A: light 81.I am something that is too much for me, enough for tow, but nothing at all for three, what am I? A: a secret

82.Which runs faster, heat or cold? A: heat, because you can catch cold 83.From what number can you take half and leave nothing? A: 8 84.Add 2 figures to 19 and make it less than 20.A: 19 1/2 85.Can you show that eight 8s added together add up to 1000? A: 888+88+8+8+8 86.What is it that goes up the hill and down the hill and yet stands still? A: the road 87.What is it that bas 2 heads, 6 feet, 1 tail, and 4 ears? A: a man on horseback

88.What is it that we never borrow but often return? A: thanks 89.What is it that everyone can devide, but no one can see the place at which it has been devide? A: water 90.What is it that we have in the December but that we do not have in any other month? A: letter D

91.What is it that goes up but never goes down? A: age 92.What is it that passes in front of the sun yet casts no shadow? A: wind 93.What is it that when once lost you can find again? A: time 94.A houseful, a roomful, cannot catch a spoonful.A: smoke 95.32 white houses on a red hill, now they go and now they stand still.A: teeth 96.What is deep as a house , and round as a cup ,and all the king’s horses can’t draw it up? A: well 97.Little Nanny Etticite, in a white petticoat, holding up a bright red rose.The longer she stands, the short she grows.A: candle 98.Neither a plane nor a bird am I , though you will see me in the sky ,full of water ,yet not the sea or a river, what can I be ? A: cloud 99.You can press your attire when I contact a wire.A: an electric iron 100.What can you break without touching it? A: your promise 101.What can you see with your eyes shut? A: dream 102.What can you drop without losing anything? A: a bad habit 103.What is a well-known put-up job? A: the paper on the wall 104.What port of a watch do we use we greet someone? A: hour hand 105.What part of a watch is always old? A: the second hand 106.What soap is the hardest? A: castile(cast steel)107.What relation is the doorstep to the doormat? A: stepfather 108.What roof never keeps out the wet? A: the roof of your mouth 109.What man’ business is best when things are dullest? A: a knife-sharpener 110.What is the most difficult key to turn? A: donkey 111.What bridge is the smallest one in the world? A: the bridge of a nose 該文章轉載自[5151教育網]：http://Mind Twisters英語腦筋急轉彎

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 2.Why is the letter E so important? 3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other? 4.What letter is an animal ? 5.What letter is a question? 6.Why is U the jolliest letter? 7.How do you feel today? 8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 9.Why do people wish for something they haven't got? 10.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? 11.What does everybody do at the same time? 12.What resembles half a pie? 13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 14.When do people have two mouth? 15.Why do lions eat raw meat? 16.How many sides does a circle have? 17.What animal can jump as high as a tree? 18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? 19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 21.If two's company and three's crowd,what's four and five? 22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? 23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home.How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 24.What falls often but never gts hurt? 25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise? 26.Which month has 28 days? 27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? 28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? 29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why? 30.Why do giraffes have long neck? 31.How can you make 6 out of three 7's? 32.How can you make 6 out of three 5's? 33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8's? 34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S.in ten seconds? 35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? 36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? 37.How do you know policemen are strong ? 38.With which hand do you write? 39.What must you do before you return a book to the library? Answers: 1.Because it makes fat fact!2.Because it's the beginning of everything!3.Because there is love between them!4.It's the letter B!5.It's the letter Y!6.Because it's in the midst of fun!7.With my hands ,of course!8.Take a longer rope and compare with it!9.What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!10.He didn't cheat!11.Grow old!12.The other half!13.Santa Claus 圣誕老人

14.When there's two of them 有兩個人時!15.They don't know how to cook 他們不知道如何烹飪!16.Two.The inside and the outside!17.All animals,for trees can't jump!18.Sleep at night!19.At the bottom!20.Wet!21.Nine!22.They planted peech trees!23.He walked in the other direction!24.Snowflakes!25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!26.Every month has at least 28 days!27.One's appetite!28.From a hen!29.He fell off the last step!30.Because their heads are far from their bodies!31.easy.7-7/7=6!32.easy.5+5/5=6!33.easy.8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!34.Washinton,D.C.!35.The police officer was a lady!36.Because it can't see both sides at once.37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!38.Neither.I use a pen!39.Borrow the book from library.該文章轉載自[5151教育網]：http:// Mind Twisters英語腦筋急轉彎大全2

腦筋急轉彎(三)

1)What month do soldiers hate?

2)How many feet are there in a yard?

3)Why is an empty purse always the same?

4)What book has the most stirring chapters?

5)What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?

6)What is the smallest room in the world?

7)What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?

8)How do we know the ocean is friendly?

9)Which can move faster, heat or cold? 10)Why is the library the highest building?

Keys:

1)March(三月，行軍)

2)It depends on how many people stand in the yard.(碼，院子)3)There is no change in it.(零錢，變化)4)A cook book.(動人的，攪拌的)5)Hot dog.(熱狗)6)Mushroom.(蘑菇)

7)Drink well water.(井水，健康的)8)It waves.(起波浪，招手致意)

9)Heat, because you can catch cold.(追上冷，患感冒)10)It has the most stories.(故事，（樓）層)

星沙英語網

腦筋急轉彎(四)（1）----Who is closer to you，your mom or your dad ?(爸爸和媽媽誰和你更近？）

—— Mom is closer because dad is father.

（2）----What fruit is never found singly ?(什么水果永遠不會是單個的？）

—— A pear.（3）----Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ?(年輕人為什么不愿意和福瓊家女兒約會？）

—— Because she is Miss Fortune.

注: 以上腦筋急轉彎泛采用了同音詞（homonyms）:（1）“father”（父親）與“farther”（更遠）（2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一對），（3）“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸）

（4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(為什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的東西？）

——Because it is matchless.

（5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小湯姆為什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）

——Because he enjoyed cool music.

（6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么東西即使放在冰箱里也熱？） ——Pepper.

注: 以上腦筋急轉彎大量運用了雙關語（puns）：

（4）“matchless”既可理解為“沒有火柴的”，又可理解為“舉世無雙的，無可匹敵的”；（5）“cool”可表示“冷的.涼的”，也可指“棒.時髦.美妙的”；（6）“hot”有兩個意思：“熱”.“辣”。

（7）What kind of table has no legs?—A timetable.（8）What month do soldiers hate？ —March.

（9）Why is a peacock the best story teller? —Because it always has a beautiful tail.（10）Which runs faster，heat or cold?—Heat，because you can catch a cold.

（11）Why does time fly?

—Because many people are trying to kill it.（12）What eight-letter word has only one letter in it?

—Envelope.

（13）What word is pronounced wrong，even by the best of scholars? —The word“wrong”.（14）Where does harvest come before work?—In a dictionary.

（15）Why is the letter E so important?—Because it is the beginning of everything.

星沙英語網 腦筋急轉彎(五)

Q: Where does afternoon come before morning in the world ? A: In the dictionary.Q: Why don't you take the bus home? A: Because my home is not that big.Q: Why is the letter E so important? A: Because it's the beginning of everything!Q: Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other? A: Because there is love between them!Q: What letter is an animal? A: It's the letter B!Q: What letter is a question? A: It's the letter Y.Q: How do you feel today? A: With my hands, of course!Q: How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? A: Take a longer rope and compare with it!Q: What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? A: He didn't cheat!Q: What does everybody do at the same time? A: Grow old!Q: What resembles half a pie? A: The other half!星沙英語網

腦筋急轉彎(六)

1.Who works only one day in a year butnever gets fired?

誰一年只上一天班卻不會被開除？

2.Why does the Statue of Lib-erty stand in New York harbou?

自由女神為何矗立在紐約港灣？ 3 Why doi birds fly south?

鳥為什么往南飛? 4 When can you go as fast as aracing car?

什么時候你能像跑車一樣快？ Keys: 1.Santa Claus.圣誕老人.2.Because it can't sit down.因為它不能坐下.3.It's too far to walk.走著去太遠了.4.When you're in it.當你坐在跑車里時.星沙英語

腦筋急轉彎(七)

1.Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?為什么養長頸鹿最不花錢？

2.Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗為什么害怕日光浴？

3.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃？

4.Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客們為什么不再關注打雪仗了？

5.Why dont women get bald as soon as men?為什么總是男人比女人先禿頭？

6.What can pierce ones ears without a hole?什么東西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？

7.Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么？

8.Why does time fly?時間為何飛逝？

9.Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一條尾巴？

星沙英語網

Keys:

1.They make a little food go a long way.因為它們脖子長，一點點食物都要走很長的路才能咽下去。

2.They dont want to be hot-dog.因為它們不想成為熱狗。

3.Hes making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

4.The cold war is over.冷戰結束了。

5.Because women wear hire longer.因為女人頭發留得長。

6.Noice.噪音。

7.Smiles.Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。8.To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.為的是甩掉所有要謀殺它的人。

9.At a retail store.在零售商店。

腦筋急轉彎(八)星沙英語網

1)

If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? 2)

Who earns a living by driving his customers away? 3)

What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? 4)

Where do you find giant snails?

星沙英語網

ANSWER <1> Wet

<2> Taxi driver <3> An envelope

<4> On the ends of their fingers

腦筋急轉彎(九)星沙英語網

Questions: 星沙英語網

1.Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?為什么養長頸鹿最不花錢？

2.Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗為什么害怕日光浴？

3.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃？

4.Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客們為什么不再關注打雪仗了？

5.Why don't women get bald as soon as men?為什么總是男人比女人先禿頭？

6.What can pierce one's ears without a hole?什么東西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？

7.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么？

8.Why does time fly?時間為何飛逝？

9.Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一條尾巴？

Keys: 星沙英語網

1.They make a little food go a long way.因為它們脖子長，一點點食物都要走很長的路才能咽下去。

2.They don't want to be hot-dog.因為它們不想成為熱狗。

3.He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

4.The cold war is over.冷戰結束了。

5.Because women wear hire longer.因為女人頭發留得長。

6.Noice.噪音。

7.Smiles.Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。

8.To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.為的是甩掉所有要謀殺它的人。該文章轉載自[5151教育網]：http://

第三篇：愛情散文：測測你的愛情智商

愛情智商

每個女人都有自己的夢中情人，比如我，最能打動我心的是全世界片酬最高、最有票房號召力的微笑機器、美國帥哥湯姆·克魯斯。而我相貌平平，身材一般，想吸引那些優秀的男人，這可能嗎？當然可能，只要你聽聽COSMO專家的指導。

大美人們無需為此發愁，從來不需要她們主動去做什么，男人的眼光就已經在她們身上打轉，她們需要學習的是如何在眾多的優秀追求者中取舍。而我們的運氣就沒有那么好，相貌平平，身材一般，當身邊出現了一個心儀的男人，他的目光往往不在我們身上停留。怎樣做我們才有希望呢？看看我們的八點建議吧！

·大膽出擊

我去一個朋友的生日聚會，我馬上就喜歡上了這個男人，他目光深邃，能理解我的幽默感。晚會結束的時候，我請他送我回家。在車里，我裝作不經意把手放在他扶檔把的那只手上。一路上我們都沉默著，然后我到了家，在我家門口我主動吻了他的臉頰……后來他告訴我，我主動追求他讓他松了一口氣——他是不敢這么做的，我的舉動給他的心靈帶來巨大的震動。——雷潔，29歲，空中小姐

COSMO專家評論：此時的女性就如手握漁叉的漁夫一樣眼疾手快，毫不手軟。面對猶豫不決的男人，最簡單的方式反而最有效。有些男人馬上就范，心里暗喜你替他們做出了決定。但也會有弊端，那就是當你采用男人的方式的時候，你會嚇跑另一些男人 男人的看法：像男人一樣調情的女人，我們并不感興趣，因為我們會覺得是在和一個男人談情說愛。我們喜歡女人主動，但要用更巧妙的方式。一個命令我們躺下的女人會把我們嚇跑。姑娘們，溫柔一點好嗎？

·用性感勾引他

我的秘方是：長發、短裙，香檳酒和迷醉的眼神。平時在辦公室里我只穿職業裝，一天晚上，我和同事們一起去酒吧，其中有我心儀已久、但未曾表白的男人。那天晚上我穿著短裙和長筒靴，平時梳得整齊的頭發披散下來。當他邀請我跳舞的時候，我挨在他的胸前，讓發絲掠過他的臉龐——從此我成為他長久的舞伴。——許萍，外企職員

COSMO專家評論：這種方式適用那些對自己的長相、身材和胸圍非常自信的女人。男人是不會追求那些抽著香煙和他們討論投資問題的女人的，別相信他們說什么氣質比身材更重要之類的話，看見美女他們馬上會起身，撇下你面對賬單

男人的看法：除非對女人不感興趣，沒有一個男人面對性感的誘惑無動于衷。一個邀請我看她的女人，我會看，如果她鼓勵我觸摸她，我會觸摸！但這種調情需要自然而微妙的技巧，否則會被視為低俗。

·用智商吸引他

我經常被人稱為“太聰明” 了，因為我是化學專業的碩士生，這被看做是“男人的專業”，但正是這些分子式幫助我征服了我的未婚夫新鵬。我很少對別人談起我的工作，但新鵬似乎對此很感興趣。我很喜歡他，希望讓他知道我的專長，于是我耐心地對他描述我目前研究的項目……后來他對我說，智商高的女人使他非常愛慕。——朱莉，30歲，化學工程師

COSMO專家評論：這種方式對那些容貌尚可、智商尤佳的女性非常適合。男人普遍認為，智力型美女的美麗如同醇酒——相伴時間越長，魅力越是持久 男人的看法：我們很難享受和那些只會咯咯傻笑的女人的談話。如果我們希望交談，就愿意對方也能說出建設性的觀點，而不是在心里乞求她不要開口。如果她既漂亮又有趣，我們愿意跟她到任何地方。

·逗他發笑

我更愿意用幽默感而不是搔首弄姿來誘惑一個男人，通常這非常奏效。一個夏日的星期天，我在湖邊的酒吧街散步。那時我單身，非常希望找一個男朋友。我看見一個跑步鍛煉的年輕男人坐在長椅上休息，他是我的鄰居，我知道他在一家大公司工作，但我們從來沒有交談過。我拿著手機走上去說：“麻煩你一下，教教我如何保存電話號碼好嗎？”他愣了一下，馬上熱心地接過電話，調到“電話簿”一欄問道：“你想儲存什么電話號碼？”我回答：“你的電話號碼。”他疑惑地看著我，然后大笑起來，邀請我去酒吧喝一杯。我相信，從來沒有哪個女人這樣和他調情！——蘭熏，27歲，銷售員

COSMO專家評論：這個方式對那些極富幽默感的女人非常適合，是真正的女性智慧幽默，而不是插科打諢的瘋小姐。的確，女人的幽默感是雙刃劍，在逗男人發笑的同時也驅散了他的性幻想。女人的幽默感如果是樂觀心態的同義詞，所有的男人都會歡迎的。

男人的看法：對我們來說，一個幽默感十足的女人是懂得享受生活的女人。的確，一個逗人發笑的女人想保持性感很困難，但這不妨礙我們被她吸引并愿意和她相處。

·用弱點吸引男人

我并不是傻乎乎的小女孩，但我知道無助的女人可以激起男人保護她的本能和他的雄性激素。我曾和幾個好友做過這樣的實驗：我拿著一張地圖在街上散步，如果遇到年輕英俊、穿著得體的男人我就上去問路。幾乎每次都是這樣，這個男人對我說我要找的地方離此處不遠，他可以送我去。我非常感謝他，他很高興，最后請我去吃飯或者去酒吧。——林玲，外企職員

COSMO專家評論：不要濫用“迷路的小女孩”的伎倆。那些行色匆匆的男人會認為這非常討厭，更不要說會被誤認為尋找客人的應招女郎 男人的看法：非常新穎啊！這跟那些耍性感、耍性格的女人非常不同。盡管我們很少在街上有這樣的艷遇，不過我們會很容易被誘惑的，但千萬不要讓我們看見她又在別處以同樣的方式詢問別的男人。

·好獵手慢慢捕

阿峰不是那種輕易對女人表示興趣的男人，他是優秀的股票分析師，愛讀書，愛看電影和戲劇，在工作之外經常會寫戲劇評論。我對他心儀已久，于是我接近他的朋友，通過各種方式了解他的喜好和對女性的口味——他偏愛浪漫的淑女裝，于是我的衣柜里添置的都是這個類型的服裝，我還惡補戲劇常識，培養對戲劇的興趣。當一家英國話劇團來華舉行首場莎士比亞戲劇演出時，我訂好了票請快遞送給他……此后他對我非常鐘情。——朵朵，26歲，編輯

COSMO專家評論：撒一張大網，做充分的準備，考慮周全，然后耐心等待獵物掉進網中——一些有心計的女人會如此設計自己的艷遇。應該說這非常有效。需要提醒她們的是，得到了這些男人之后，她們會怎樣？恢復原來面目還是偽裝到底 男人的看法：如果一個女人費盡心機地接近我，我會非常感動的，但不免也有些害怕，這么有心計的女人很難斗吧。

·耍個性

我并非傳統意義上的美女，事實上我的五官并不 完美，但歷任男友都贊美我非常吸引人，我想這是因為我的個性很突出，穿戴打扮非常特別。我很少妥協，我行我素，這也使我不同于一般的女孩。——張心，歌手

COSMO專家評論：一個相貌平平，沒有個性的女人是很難吸引別人注意的。所以對相貌中等的女孩來說，個性是最有力的武器。男人的看法：可愛的個性，同意。比如不隨波逐流，堅強勇敢，有原則，幽默開朗，智慧過人……這些都可以使一個容貌一般的女孩變得優秀，也可以使男人愛上她。

·非常規出招

我深知自己的相貌并不出眾，也沒有過人的智慧，我怎樣才能吸引暗戀的男人的注意，并讓他愛上我呢？我在一個女員工眾多的部門工作，而他是另一個部門的上司，我敢說他從來都沒有注意過我。有一天早晨，我上班等電梯的時候正好碰到他，我故意摔倒，劃破了膝蓋，他熱心地幫我找創可貼。從此我們在公司里相遇總會默默微笑一下，一直到他邀請我單獨吃晚餐。——于娜，公司職員 COSMO專家評論：勇敢的女人不會兩手空空！即使她收獲不了一個情人，也可以收獲一個朋友。需要注意的是出招時不要過于拙劣，讓他覺得你很笨、很沒用 男人的看法：這種方式搞不好就弄巧成拙。一個笨手笨腳、打翻茶杯、尖聲大叫、摔倒在地的非美女能讓男人心生愛慕嗎？拜托一定要想個優雅點的方式來吸引我們的注意。

Tips：男人觀點

不夠漂亮的女人如何吸引男人？ ●她很聰明，喜歡不斷制造驚喜。

●她總是用熱切的目光看著對話者，笑容可掬。

●露出肚臍的短T恤顯露出她纖細的腰肢。

●她的細致、耐心和生活情趣：自己編織的 小巧的手機套，搭在鍵盤上遮擋灰塵的印度小頭巾……

●她講普通話時有一點點南方口音。

●她精力充沛，白天穿著高跟鞋和套裝去上班，晚上去看電影、泡酒吧。

●出去野營的時候不抱怨，笑口常開。

●長長的或中長的卷發能給女性的相貌加分。

●纖巧的手和腳，精心修剪的指甲。

●手臂上、腰窩處的小文身增添神秘感。

第四篇：測測你有心理疾病嗎

心理疾病測試

目前職場的白領們每天面臨著工作和生活的壓力，很容易就會患有一些職場疾病，比如憂郁癥、暴躁癥、工作倦怠癥、假想癥等精神疾病，在這些疾病中最常出現的就是暴躁癥，在工作時忽然間變得狂躁不安，卻又找不到發泄情緒的辦法。也有一些人由于工作的變動，升職或者降職都有可能造成對工作的倦怠，不愿意繼續工作，就算是看著很多的工作需要做，卻又不知道要從何下手。

1、情緒失控，緊急降溫

不要隨意失控發泄情緒。停下來，深呼吸，給自己10秒鐘冷靜下來，也許你會發現怒氣來得這樣快，只因為自己想要借機發泄情緒。不要只為一時口快而陷入一場唇槍舌劍。

2、假想敵

總覺得某些同事在背后批評議論自己?認為同事在和自己競爭?你應該調適心態，不要總找人競爭，也不要把失敗歸結在無辜的同事身上。

3、工作倦怠癥

面對著一桌子需要處理的文件，你坐在電腦前，眼睛無神，四肢麻木，大腦呆滯?也許你應該好好放松一下，消除工作倦怠。娛樂方式不重要，最重要的是要保持心情。

4、永遠覺得自己不夠好

聰明、能干的你，一旦被擢升或授予重職，反而變得毫無自信，覺得不能勝任。這樣的人患有“事業恐高癥”，需要加倍信心，步向成功。

5、喋喋不休地抱怨

即使你在為工作上的種種問題而惱怒，也不要日夜抱怨。比如你在因長期加班而牢騷滿腹，與其向人訴苦，不如去找上司，看看能否有機會改變你的處境。

6、工作狂

只要一停下工作就會全身不舒坦，做什么事情都覺得有些焦慮不安。如果這樣，那就需要好好的對自己的健康做一下詳細的了解，特別是現在這會，勞逸結合是健康生活的必須。

得了心理疾病怎么辦呢？

如果你在鄭州的話，建議到鄭州金水中醫院去治療吧，這個醫院據說是很不錯滴。

第五篇：微信群發測粉，也就只有智商為負數的你才會做

微信里，頻頻收到群發測粉的消息，簡直煩不勝煩啊。也就只有智商為負數的人才會做這樣的事情。

人們經常會收到這樣的微信：

“真味是淡，至人是常，我正在測粉哦，打擾請見諒。我已經清理了那些刪除、拉黑我的人，你也可以試試，看看有多少刪了你。”

“親，在嗎？不用回復，感謝好友里有你!我已經清理了那些刪除，拉黑我好友的人，你也可以試試，看看有多少人刪了你！”

為什么你會測粉？因為你是被忽視的，被拋棄的。

微信讓人們之間的聯系更便捷，但同時也更浮淺。

大多數人的微信通訊錄里面有成百甚至上千的微信好友，但真正有聯系的，其實就那么寥寥幾個，有很多互加微信后，都歸于沉寂，沒有任何的互動，所以會產生大量的僵尸粉。

僵尸粉的存在，好像在提醒當事人，自己被忽視了。這種感覺很不舒服，就像我們遭遇所有的不舒服的事情一樣，我們就會想方設法把這種讓自己難受的東西清除掉。

這種測粉行為的背后，其實在傳遞你對自我的懷疑與智商欠費。

你擔心自己被刪除，被拉黑。于是就產生了這樣的邏輯，你把我拉黑，我要報復，我要把你徹底清除。

如果你發這樣的信息，我可以理解你其實想要摒棄不在乎你的人，忽視你的人。

我們每個人的內心都渴望與人連接，都害怕被冷落，被拋棄。

你通過這種方式來清理對自己來說沒有任何價值的人，從這一角度來說，是無可厚非的。

但是，如果站在接收這樣信息的人角度來看，這樣的表達方式實際上會產生負面的影響。

大多數人收到這樣的信息，通常不會直接回復，但并不代表沒有感受。

如果你收到這樣的信息，可能內心多少會有不舒服的感覺，一種不被信任的感覺，一種被質疑的感覺。

因為真正把你刪了的人收不到信息，收到信息的卻會收到你質疑的傷害。

如果你記得你的朋友，你肯定會聯系的，有沒有刪你，一聯系就知道了，你都想不到聯系的朋友，即使把你刪了又如何，未必微信多幾個人，就真的卡了嗎？

每個人本質上都是自戀的，反映在人際交往中，就是我和你交往不是因為你是誰，而是在你眼里我是誰。

如果在你眼里，我是一個不值得你信任的人，是一個被你測試的對象，忽然發現在你那里我并不是我想象的那么穩固和重要，這會打擊人的自戀，傷害彼此的關系，人與人之間更加疏離，冷漠。

所以，停住你的測粉行為吧，測到別人刪了你，你心里不好受，別人收到你的測粉信息，也會感覺被質疑，兩敗俱傷的行為，意義何在？