第一篇：最為實用的檢討書

這次犯錯誤，自己想了很多東西，反省了很多的事情，自己也很懊悔，很氣自己，去觸犯學校的鐵律，也深刻認識到自己所犯錯誤的嚴重性，對自己所犯的錯誤感到了羞愧。學校一開學就三令五申，一再強調校規校紀，提醒學生不要違反校規，可我卻沒有把學校和老師的話放在心上，沒有重視老師說的話，沒有重視學校頒布的重要事項，當成了耳旁風，這些都是不應該的。也是對老師的不尊重。應該把老師說的話緊記在心，把學校頒布的校規校紀緊急在心。

事后，我冷靜的想了很久，我這次犯的錯誤不僅給自己帶來了麻煩，耽誤自己的學習。而且我這種行為給學校也造成了及其壞的影響,破壞了學校的管理制度.在同學們中間也造成了不良的影響。由于我一個人的犯錯誤，有可能造成別的同學的效仿，影響班級紀律性，年級紀律性，對學校的紀律也是一種破壞，而且給對自己抱有很大期望的老師，家長也是一種傷害，也是對別的同學的父母的一種不負責任。

每一個學校都希望自己的學生做到品學兼優，全面發展，樹立良好形象，也使我們的學校有一個良好形象。每一個同學也都希望學校給自己一個良好的學習環境來學習，生活。包括我自己也希望可以有一個良好的學習環境，但是一個良好的學習環境靠的是大家來共同維護來建立起來的，而我自己這次卻犯了錯誤，去破壞了學校的良好環境，是很不應該的。若每一個同學都這樣犯錯，那么是不會有良好的學習環境形成，對違反校規的學生給予懲罰也是應該的，我在家也待了半個月了，自己想了很多，也意識到自己犯了很嚴重錯誤，我知道，造成如此大的損失，我應該為自己的犯的錯誤付出代價，我也愿意要承擔盡管是承擔不起的責任，尤其是作在重點高校接受教育的人，在此錯誤中應負不可推卸的主要責任 我真誠地接受批評，并愿意接受學校給予的處理。對不起,老師!我犯的是一個嚴重的原則性的問題。我知道，老師對于我的犯校規也非常的生氣。我也知道，對于學生，不觸犯校規，不違反紀律，做好自己的事是一項最基本的責任，也是最基本的義務。但是我卻連最基本的都沒有做到。如今,犯了大錯,我深深懊悔不已。我會以這次違紀事件作為一面鏡子時時檢點自己，批評和教育自己，自覺接受監督。我要知羞而警醒，警醒而奮進，亡羊補牢、化羞恥為動力，努力學習。我也要通過這次事件，提高我的思想認識，強化責任措施。自己還是很想好好學習的，學習對我來是最重要的，對今后的生存，就業都是很重要的。

我現在還很年輕，我還有去拼搏的能力。我還想在拼一次，在去努力一次，希望老師給予我一個做好學生的機會，我會好好改過的，認認真真的去學習，那樣的生活充實。

在今后的學習生活中，我一定會好好學習，各課都努力往上趕。我對學校已有很深的感情，在今后學校的我，會已新的面貌，出現在學校，不在給學校和年級還有我的班主任摸黑。無論在學習還是在別的方面我都會用校規來嚴格要求自己，我會把握這次機會，將它當成我人生的轉折點，在今后學校的學習生活中更加的努力，不僅把老師教我們的知識學好，更要學好如何做人。犯了這樣的錯誤，對于家長對于我的期望也是一種巨大的打擊，家長辛辛苦苦掙錢，讓我們可以生活的比別人優越一些，好一些，讓我們可以全身心的投入到學習中去。但是，我犯的錯誤卻違背了家長的心愿，也是對家長心血的一種否定，我對此很慚愧。相信老師看到我這個態度也可以知道我對這次事件有很深刻的悔過態度，相信我的悔過之心，我的行為不是向老師的紀律進行挑戰，是自己的一時失足。

希望老師可以原諒我的錯誤，我也向你保證此事不會再有第二次發生。對于這一切我還將進一步深入總結，深刻反省，懇請老師相信我能夠記取教訓、改正錯誤，把今后的事情加倍努力干好。同時也真誠地希望老師能繼續關心和支持我，并卻對我的問題酌情處理。

第二篇：最為經典兩性短信

最為經典兩性短信

經典兩性短信:酒吧出售新品--心痛的感覺，一元一杯。好奇者，買了一杯，果真有心痛的感覺，原來就是一杯白開水。

一天老虎追螃蟹，追著追著不見了，回頭發現樹上有只蜘蛛，便說別以為你上了網我就不認識你！

女：你跟我說話怎么老嚼著糖？男：不嚼糖哪有那么多甜言蜜語？

聽說你的手機沒有短信功能，所以發這條短信試驗。如果你收到，證實有短信功能并是我的短信，請給我回復：我有了，是你的！

看到拳擊手打中對方嘴巴時，有個人都高興得眉開眼笑，手舞足蹈。旁邊的觀眾問：“你是拳擊教練嗎？”“不，我是牙科醫生。”

老外說中國人都很勤勞啊，何以見得？要不早上看見市場上都貼著“早點”。

經典兩性短信:一位客人在餐廳用餐，他叫來了餐廳老板，說：這個紅燒雞塊里，怎么還有雞毛？老板說：這……這……這個嘛，是我們的防偽標志！

桔子深愛著柚子，表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕，桔子大吼：這一切都是為什么？柚子膽怯地說：俺媽說了，衣服太好脫的女人都不是好東西。

語不驚人死不休：我因病故在教室里…；在一個伸手不見五指的晚上，池塘的蝌蚪在曬太陽！

經典兩性短信:小學老師出半命題作文：“我的XXX”隨便寫人寫物，結果我班同學作文題目：《我的戰友邱少云》。

非同尋常的造句，恐龍：他惟恐龍眼上有殘留農藥，特意浸泡了一個多小時；吸引：困難的呼吸引發胸部劇烈地疼痛。

公共汽車上有一乘客把頭伸出車窗外，司機看見了，說：那個伸腦袋的把腦袋伸回去，這車廂還放不下你腦袋啊！

經典兩性短信:電力公司在一個交通不便的鄉村供電之后，一位當地的老太太說：我非常感激你們，以后我找火柴點油燈，再也不必摸黑了。

高中時一男同學高度近視，駝背，靦腆指數100，和女生說話一般臉上都掉紅油漆那種。現在QQ上叫：女澡堂的男搓背工。

某鮮花店廣告：今日本店的玫瑰售價非常低廉，甚至可以買幾朵送給太太。

經典兩性短信:某香水公司廣告：我們的新產品極其吸引異性，因此隨瓶奉送自衛教材一份。

潑水節上，某人突然大罵：誰潑我？旁人勸：潑你是祝福你。答：少來這套，哪個白癡用開水潑我！

甲：喂，你踩我腳了！乙：好吧，請您把腳挪開，讓我踩在地上。

牙醫：你的牙上有個大洞！有個大洞。病人：是有個洞，可你也不用說兩遍呀。牙醫：我只說了一遍。那是回音，是回音。

經典兩性短信:男女的區別：女人胖是豐滿，瘦是苗條，高是修長，矮是秀氣。男人胖是肥豬，瘦是排骨，高是竹竿，矮是冬瓜！

美國人在中國坐出租車：你的車真慢！我們的快得多。到目的地，收費五十元。“啊！這么貴！”答：“這個計價器是美國貨！”

經典兩性短信:蚊子飛到熟睡寶寶屁股上，爸爸趕走蚊子抹上花露水。寶寶驚醒大叫：媽媽，蚊子剛才在我的屁股上撒了一泡尿！

女：完了，沒想到丘比特的箭射中了我。男：丘比特哪單位的，告訴我，我去教訓教訓他。敢動我的女人！

第三篇：最為規范經典的的借條

最為規范經典的的借條

茲因___近來手頭不便，而向___借金額，共得款項人民幣___元整。

預計在___年___月___日前如期歸還。

期間每個月利息人民幣___元整，需於每個月初支付不得有誤。

以上唯恐口說無憑，特立此借條為證。

立據出借人：___身分證字號：___

l聯系地址：___電話：___

立據借款人：___身分證字號：___

聯系地址：___電話：___

見證人：___身分證字號：___

聯系地址：___電話：___

保證人：___

身分證字號：___

聯系地址：___電話：___

___年___月___日

最為規范經典的的借條范本2

借

條

今

(出借人)借給陳俊豪人民幣(大寫數字)___圓整，即￥___元。借款期限自___年_月_日起至___年_月_日止，共_個月，利率為每月

_%，利息共計人民幣(大寫數字)___圓整，即￥___元，全部本息于___年_月_日一次性償還。如不能按期足額歸還借款，借款人應向出借人支付違約金人民幣(大寫數字)___

圓整，即￥___

元。

最為規范經典的的借條范本3

甲方___（身份證號碼)今借乙方___，人民幣___元整(大寫)

借款期限為：年月日

到年月日。

借款利息為：

%(月利率)

違約責任：如果甲方不能按期歸還本息，違約金___元整

借款人(簽名并按手印)

最為規范經典的的借條范本4

現因借款人___因經營___(寫借款用途)需向貸款人___借款人民幣___元整(小寫___元整)。借款種類為現金，借款日期為___年___月___日,還款日期為___年___月___日前,按時一次性償還清___借款加利息。借款利息為：

___%(年利率),特立此據為憑。

借款人：___

(親筆簽名并按手印)

貸款人：___

(親筆簽名并按手印)

見證人：___

(親筆簽名并按手印)

年月日

第四篇：咖啡人生 最為可貴短篇作文（推薦）

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咖啡人生 最為可貴

在所有的飲料中，我偏好咖啡，每當夜深人靜睡意蒙朧之時，一杯濃濃的咖啡入口，讓我頓時清醒過來，于是拿起手中的筆又開始我的“文化苦旅”了。那苦澀的滋味、淡淡的幽香，順著喉管緩緩滑下，一直流淌到我心靈的最深處，一種大徹大悟后的明晰，讓我明白了咖啡人生的可貴。

人生有很多種，有的人追求甜爽的“可樂人生”，用享受的態度對待生活。可是，生活畢竟不是一帆風順的，在挫折和磨難面前，享受人生的人，可能最終被迫品下人生的“苦酒”；有的人追求平平淡淡的“礦泉水人生”，用與世無爭的心態對待生活，在喧囂的塵世中保持了一份溫馨和清靜。這樣的人生，雖然達到了“入佛入道”的境界，但缺乏挑戰性，顯得過于單調和乏味，所以也并不是我所追求的。

我喜歡“咖啡人生”。咖啡雖苦，但苦過之后，卻是淡淡的幽香，是一種沁人心脾的甘甜。人生也是這樣，“不經一番寒徹骨，怎得梅花撲鼻香”。是啊，磨難使人堅強，磨難使人具有堅忍不拔的意志，一個人只有經歷過磨難才能懂得人生的意義，一個國家只有經歷過磨難才能登臨世界文明的殿堂。磨難可以讓弱者奮起，磨難可以讓國家富強！

古往今來，大凡有大成就者都飽經磨難之苦。

宋代著名文學家、書畫家蘇軾，屢遭奸臣陷害，幾乎送命，但卻留下了許多膾炙人口的佳作，傳誦千古；清代著名文學家曹雪芹，清貧一生，幾乎到了“舉家食粥酒常賒”的地步，但他卻以超人的意志，“披閱十載，增刪五次”，十年辛苦不尋常，以泣血的文字，為后人留下了一部精神的圣書——《紅樓夢》；德國詩人海涅最后八年是躺在“被褥的墳墓”中度過的，他手足不能動彈，眼睛半瞎，但生命之火不滅，海涅吟出了大量譽滿人間的優秀詩篇……

還有岳飛、文天祥、楊靖宇、趙尚志等無數的中華民族的英雄，他們在外敵入侵，國家危亡的緊要關頭，用鮮血和生命譜寫出一曲曲驚天地泣鬼神的國魂之歌。他們用自己的苦，見證了民族精神的偉大，更換來了無數百姓的甜，他們死得其所，他們精神永存，他們壯哉壯哉！

這就是“咖啡人生”，這就是苦盡甘來，以苦謀甜的“咖啡人生”，它遠比坐享其成的“可樂人生”來得偉大，也遠比超然物外、悠然自得的“礦泉水人生”來得有價值得多！

來自：http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/2618594430

第五篇：高中英語寫作 最為實用的寫作小結（范文）

英語作文模板

(I)說明原因型

模塊(一)

Nowadays ,there are more and more XX in some big cities.It is estimated that(1).Why have there been so many XX ? Maybe the reasons can be listed as follows.The first one is that(2).Besides,(3).The third reason is(4).To sum up ,the main cause of XX is due to(5).It is high time that something were done upon it.For one thing ,(6).On the other hand ,(7).All these measures will certainly reduce the number of XX.注釋：

(1)用具體數據說明XX現象

(2)原因一

(3)原因二

(4)原因三

(5)指出主要原因

(6)解決建議一

(7)解決建議二

Generation gap between parents and children

Nowadays , there are more and more misunderstanding between parents and children which is so-called generation gap.It is estimated that(75 percentages of parents often complain their children's unreasonable behavior while children usually think their parents too old fashioned).Why have there been so much misunderstanding between parents and children?Maybe the reasons can be listed as follows.The first one is that(the two generations, having grown up at different times, have different likes and dislikes ,thus the disagreement often rises between them).Besides(due to having little in common to talk about , they are not willing to sit face to face).The third reason is(with the pace of modern life becoming faster and faster , both of them are so busy with their work or study that they don/'t spare enough time to exchange ideas).To sum up ,the main cause of XX is due to(lake of communication and understanding each other).It is high time that something were done upon it.For one thing(children shouldrespect their parents).On the other hand ,(parents also should show solicitue for

their children).All these measures will certainly bridge the generation gap.模塊(2)

(I)說明原因型

In recent years , xx has caused a heated debate on(1).The factors for(2).First of all ,(3).Then , there comes a case that(4).Moreover ,(5).Especially when(6).Indeed, these unique points can be collected theo remind people that(7).In this way ,we should behave just like(8).The impact of Television

In recent years , with the development of science and technology ,80 percent of all homes in China have satellite TV , offering as many as 50 channels.It has caused a heated debate on(the impact of television on children).Many parents are worried about the impact of so much television on children.The factors for(parents' worry is that children are indulge in television and spend too much time on it.).First of all ,(with so many programs to choose from , children are not getting as much exercise as they should).Then , there comes a case that(some studies have show that excessive watching of television by millions of children has lowered their ability to achieve in school).Moreover ,(the effect on children/'s minds are more serious than the effect on children/'s bodies).Especially when(the children are too small to judge what programs are suit to them).Indeed, these unique points can be connected to remind parents that(they should pay close attention to and responsibilities for supervising their children/'s TV viewing).In this way ,children will not be influenced too deeply.模塊(3)

(I)說明原因型

Currently, XX has been the order of the day.This does demonstrate the theory---nothing is more valuable than XX.It is clear that(1).If you(2), as a result , your dreams will come true.On the contrary, if you(3).Failure will be following with you.It turns out that all your plan falls through.No one can deny another fact that(4).You don't have to look very far to find out the truth , in respect that we all know(5).It will exert a profound influence upon(6).With reference to my standpoint ,I think(7).注釋：

1：XX的第一個優點

2： 支持XX 的做法

3：不支持XX的做法

4：XX的第二個優點

5：舉例證明優點二

6：說明XX優點三的影響第三天我寫的相應作文：

The importance of self-confidence

Currently, self-confidence has been the order of the day.This does demonstrate the theory---nothing is more valuable than self-confidence.It is clear that(self-confidence means trust in one's abilities).If you(are full of self-confidence ,it will bring your creative power to play , arouse your enthusiasm for work, and help you overcome difficulties), as a result , your dreams will come true.On the contrary, if you(have no confidence in yourself, there is little possibility that you would ever achieve anything).Failure will be following with you。It turns out that all your plan falls through.No one can deny another fact that(self-confidence gives you light when you are in dark and encouragement when you are dismayed).You don't have to look very far to find out the truth , in respect that we all know(the secret of Madame Curie lies in perseverance and self-confidence, the latter in particular).It will exert a profound influence upon(the achievement

of one/'s ambitions).With reference to my standpoint ,I think(he that can have self-confidence can have what he will).模塊(4)

(I)說明原因型

For most of us today ,(1).From above ,we can find that the reasons why(2)are as follows.The primary reason ,i think, is(3).Second,(4).The third reason, actually, is(5).The significance for(6).Therefore ,(7).注釋：

(1)人們針對XX的態度和舉措

(2)歸納現狀

(3)第一個原因

(4)第二個原因

(5)第三個原因

(6)重申造成現狀的最重要原因

(7)我的建議我寫的模塊(4)的相應的作文，僅供參考

pollution

Most of us today(recognize that environmental pollution has been a greatly serious problem.lots of plants trees corps are destroyed by bad air.many fish die of poisonous water.thousands of people die from eating poisoned fish or breathing in gas.therefore , environmental pollution should be responsible for these diseases that are disabling ,or bringing death not only to human beings , but also to wild life.)From above ,we can find that the reasons why(environment are polluted more and more seriously)are as follows.The primary reason ,I think , is(the reason of harmful substances into environment.for example ,to prevent insects ,farmers make use of great amounts of insecticides, so as to have bumper harvests.however ,they pollute air ,water and land).second,(the gas coming from the car engines and factories also make

environment polluted badly).The third reason actually is(the result of a growing population in

the world.everyday , so much litter and waste are poured out from houses ,also pollute the environment).The significance for(controlling pollution)noted that it's high time that more effective measures should be taken.Therefore ,(new laws should be passed to limit the amount of pollutants from factories.moreover ,in the households ,there is an obvious need to reduce litter and waste.let/'s make our good efforts ,and the world will be a safer place to live for us).模塊(5)

(I)說明原因型

These days we often hear that(1).It is common that(2).Why does such circumstance occur in spite of social protects? For one thing ,(3).For another,(4).What is more, since(5),it is natural that(6).To solve the problem is not easy at all ,but is worth trying.We should do something such as(7)to improve he present situation ,and i do believe everything will be better in the future.(1)提出論題

(2)說明現狀

(3)理由一

(4)理由二

(5)理由三

(6)理由三引起的后果

(7)解決方法

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pollution of environment

These days we often hear that(our living conditions are getting more and more serious because of the destruction of our environment).It is common that(many trees and animals are near extinction, and the all-important food chain has been destroyed.).Why does such circumstance occur in spite of social protects? For one thing ,(the population of the world is increasing so rapidly that the world has been so crowded.).For another,(the overuse of natural resources has influenced the balance of natural ecology).What is more , since(the industrial revolution),it is natural that(a great number of factories have been springing up like mushrooms.The smoke and harmful chemicals released from factories also pollute the environment).To solve the problem is not easy at all ,but is worthying.We should do something such as(planting more trees , equipping cars with pollution-control devices and learning to recycling natural resources)to improve the present situation ,and i do believe everything will be better in the future.作文的開頭

一篇文章通常可分為三個部分，即開頭、正文和結尾。這三個部分安排是否得體，直接影響到文章的質量。

文章的開頭一般來說應盡量做到開門見山，用簡單明白的敘述引出文章的話題，使讀者了解文章要談論什么，一下于引起讀者的興趣。

作文常見的開頭形式大致有以下幾種：

1.開門見山，揭示主題

文章一開頭，就交待清楚文章的主題是什么。如“How I Spent My Vacation”(我怎樣度假)的開頭是：

I Spent my last vacation happily.下面是題為“Honesty”(談誠實)一文中的開頭：

Honesty is one of the best virtues.An honest man is always trusted and respected.On the contrary, one who tells lies is regarded as a “liar”，and is looked upon by honest people.2.交代人物、事情、時間或環境開頭

在文章的開頭，先把人物、事件和環境交待清楚。例如“A Trip to Jinshan”(去金山旅游)的開頭：

The day before yesterday my class went on a bus trip to Jinshan.The bus ride there took three hours.The long trip made us very tired, but the sight of the beautiful sea refreshed us.3.回憶性的開頭

用回憶的方法來開頭。例如“A Trip to the Taishan Mountain”(泰山游)的開頭是：I remember my first trip to the Taishan Mountain as if it were yesterday.4.概括性的開頭

即對要在文章中敘述的人或事先作一個概括性的介紹。如“The Happiness of Reading Books”(讀書的快樂)的開頭：

People often say that gold and silver are the most valuable things in the world.But I say that to read books is more valuable than anything else, because books give us knowledge and knowledge gives us power.5.介紹環境式的開頭

即開頭利用自然景物或自然環境引出要介紹的事物。如“An Accident”(一場事故)的開頭是:It was a rainy and windy morning.The sky was gloomy, the temperature was low, and the street was nearly empty.I was on my way back to school.Suddenly, a speeding car came round the corner.6.交待寫作目的的開頭。

在文章的一開頭就交待寫作目的，如通過文章要表揚誰，批評誰，或說明一個什么問題等。如 “Pollution Control”(控制污染)的開頭：

In this article I shall draw your attention to the subject of pollution control.