第一篇：灰姑娘英語話劇劇本版本

灰姑娘英語話劇劇本版本一 灰姑娘（Cinderella）第一場布景：灰姑娘家

旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Cinderella, her mother was dead, and her father loved her very much.父親: Dear daughter!These presents are for your birthday!Do you like them? 灰姑娘: Yeah, thank you, Dad.（開心地接過）

父親: My lovely daughter, I hope you can be happy forever!旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife and died unfortunately.Look, her stepmother and her new sisters are COMING.后媽: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is!（四周看了看，開始亂翻東西，拿起些東西來看）

后媽女兒（1）: Yes, and so many fruits.（一個個用手指點）Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychees.Wow, I like them.(吃水果)后媽女兒（2）:（打開衣柜，翻翻看看）Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes.I like this dress.(往身上穿)灰姑娘：Oh, no, please, that’s my dress.This new dress is bought by my father(跑過去，想把那條裙子拿過來).后媽女兒（2）： Who are YOU?(把那條裙子藏到一邊，厭惡地把灰姑娘的肩膀推了推)Mum, who is she?（退了幾步，回頭看后媽，用手指指了指灰姑娘）

后媽: She is your little sister.But it doesn't matter.Now!Cinderella, go, clean the room and then cook for us.RIGHT NOW!灰姑娘: Why? I'm not your servant.（插著腰，皺著眉很生氣的樣子）后媽: Yeah.（點頭）.But from NOW ON you are our servant.（很兇的樣子）后媽女兒（1）: Mum, I like this dress.(拽灰姑娘的衣服)后媽女兒（2）：I like her necklace.(搶走她的項鏈戴在脖子上)灰姑娘：Oh, no, PLEASE！!(哭喊)

旁白：After that, Cinderella had to been their servant.She worked and worked from morning to night.（Cinderella在洗衣服，掃地，干別的家務活）She had no room to live and she have to sleep in sofa（睡在沙發上）;she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear.She was more and more dirty.第二場布景：灰姑娘家（士兵在門外敲門）后媽: Who is it? 士兵1 : I'm the soldier of the palace.(后媽打開門)后媽：Good morning, handsome boy.士兵1：Good morning, madam, this letter is from the palace, for you and other girls in this house.Good-bye, madam!后媽: What is it?(打開信看——歡呼，向后媽女兒（1）（2）招手)Helen, Jenny, good news!There will be a big dancing party in the palace.Prince Edward will select a queen among the young girls in this kingdom.后媽女兒（1）: Hooray!I'll be the queen!后媽女兒（2）: Hey, I will be the queen, not YOU！后媽: Okay, girls.You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up quickly!后媽女兒1,2： I will!灰姑娘:(小心地走出來問道)Mum, I want to go to the party, too.兩個后媽女兒: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.(大笑起來)灰姑娘（看著在鏡子前整理衣服化妝的后媽）：Mum，please, can I…

后媽:(哼了一聲)Girls, are you ready? Let's go.Cinderella, you are so dirty and ugly that you haven’t any excuse to go.And you must do your housework FIRST!Good night！(后媽和她的女兒很驕傲地走出門外，灰姑娘很傷心地坐到地上哭了。這時，貓、鴿子和狗來了)灰姑娘:（猛然發現）Oh, my friends.I really want to go.What shall I do? 貓,鴿子,狗: Don't be so sad, Cinderella.At least, we are with you.If we can help you, we will do our best!灰姑娘：Oh，my friend，thank you very much.But I haven’t any beautiful dresses now!What can I do? WHO can help me? 仙女:（突然跳著舞出現）Poor girl, let ME help you.You need a carriage, you need a coachman, you need some horses, you need a bellboy, and you need a beautiful dress.（揮動魔杖，用南瓜變成馬車，用老馬變成馬車夫，用老鼠變成馬，用狗變成侍者，把灰姑娘變得很漂亮）貓、鴿子和變成侍者的狗:（睜大眼睛，看著灰姑娘）Wow, how beautiful!貓: You're the most beautiful girl I've EVER seen.狗: Yes!You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!（拉拉灰姑娘的手）

鴿子: Yes!You will be the most beautiful lady in this party!And Prince Edward will love you at once!（歡快地飛來飛去）

仙女: Now, Cinderella, go to the party and dance with the prince.But remember you must come back before 12 o'clock.REMEMBER, 12 o’ clock!Or you will change back into now.灰姑娘: Thank you, kind fairy.(沖出門外)仙女:(對灰姑娘喊)Be careful!Don't forget the time!灰姑娘: I won't forget.(跳上馬車)Good bye, kind fairy and my dear friends！(揮動手帕，消失在暮色中)第三場布景：皇宮中

大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball.This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（這時，王子走了出來，向所有來賓鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen.Now, young girls, come to the front, please!（女孩子們走上前）

大臣（2）：（將頭轉向王子）Prince，how are they? Which one do you like? 王子:（皺起眉頭）Mmm…I don’t think they are…(Cinderella suddenly comes in)大臣們:（驚嘆）Wow!How beautiful THAT girl is!（眾來賓驚恐地回過頭）

旁白：She's like a fairy.She's like an Angel.She's so lovely.She's like a princess.How pretty Cinderella is!王子:(走上前，鞠躬)Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 灰姑娘: I'd love to.（握住王子的手，開始跳舞）(Music and dance)旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing.They fall in love.(12點的鐘聲猛然敲響了,敲了6下)灰姑娘: Oh, it's time to go back.I must go now.I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir!王子: Wait, miss, please wait!（追上去）灰姑娘：(急忙地跑，掉了一只鞋)Good bye, sir!王子:(拿起鞋)Pretty lady!Why are you leaving? I must find you！Soldiers!！士兵們: Yes！王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning.You must find the girl for me.FAST!士兵們: Yes, prince!第四場布景：灰姑娘家的花園中 灰姑娘:（失去了魔法的幫助，變回了原樣）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh!I cannot forget him… I love him!But I hadn’t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet…

鴿子: Cinderella, don’t you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD！（貓和變回原樣的狗點頭附和）灰姑娘:REALLY?? My goodness！（捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的樣子）Oops, I am sorry…I haven’t done the housework!Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon!They will be angry!See you soon, buddies!（哼著小曲跳走了）

第五場布景：灰姑娘家

（士兵敲門）士兵（3）:Good morning, madam.后媽: Good morning.What’s the matter, sir? 士兵1 : Are there any young girls in this house, madam? 士兵（2）: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace.士兵（3）: The prince wanted to find her and marry her.后媽:（笑著說）Of course, sir, wait a minute!（往身后招招手，讓女兒（1）過來）

后媽女兒（1）:（急急忙忙跑上前）Let me try.The shoe is mine.（說著把腳伸進鞋子）士兵: No, It's not yours.It's too small for you.（把鞋子拿開）

后媽女兒（2）:（跳著大喊）It's mine.I AM the queen.Let me try it.（說著把腳伸進鞋子）士兵（2）: No, it's not yours;it's too big for you.（再次把鞋子拿開）后媽: Hey, sir, maybe it's mine.Let me have a try.（急忙想要去穿鞋子）

士兵（3）:（馬上把鞋子拿走）Oh, please, it couldn't be YOURS.Are there any other girls in this house? 灰姑娘: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it?（款款走來）后媽 :You? That’s impossible!（大喊著，做出“快滾”的手勢）后媽女兒（1）: Look at yourself, PLEASE!（譏笑）

后媽女兒（2）: So dirty and so ugly!Please not to waste the solders’ time!（諷刺）士兵1 : Oh, ladies, let her try!Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try.Here, young girl, try it on, please!（送上鞋）灰姑娘:（輕輕把腳伸進去）Thank you!(試鞋,正好合適)后媽和兩個女兒：It couldn’t be Cinderella!It couldn’t be！Maybe there’s something wrong, sir!（瘋了一樣大叫）

士兵們1,2,3 : Wonderful!It's yours!It fits for you very well!Pretty queen CINDERELLA！（歡呼雀躍,接走灰姑娘）第六場布景：皇宮中

士兵: prince!We have found the beautiful girl.王子: Really? That's wonderful!I'll come at once.仙女: My child, happy time is coming.Let me help you the last time.(頃刻間將灰姑娘變美麗)王子: Oh, my dearest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK? 灰姑娘:（什么也沒說，點點頭，兩人走回宮中）

貓、鴿子和狗: Happy forever, Cinderella!We wish you HAPPY FOREVER！后媽和后媽女兒們: How did it happen? It is not true！(昏倒)旁白：The story finished.Cinderella found her happiness.She and Prince Edward got married!And that brings us to the end of the play.Thank you and let us wish Cinderella and Edward happy forever!

第二篇：英語灰姑娘話劇劇本

《灰姑娘》劇本

白 : long long ago, there lived a girl.Her mother had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters.They are so bad as their mother.The poor girl had to work day and night.She must sleep in the kitchen.She weared drity clothes.All of them called her cinders for Cinderella.However, we’ll show you a different play today.(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帥氣十足地上場)

旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart.Especially she is good at sport.Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘沖刺,旁邊老師讀秒:11’9)

Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敵眾,輕松灌籃)

Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,對手倒)

This is her----Cinderella

灰姑娘(怒,看旁白):Do you finish?

旁白 :Ok(結巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can’t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----

繼母(假裝洗衣服):How cold the water!I’m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.(灰姑娘默,從繼母手中拿過洗衣盆)

(一姐將盆碗碰得亂響.灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過盆碗)

(一姐手持針線縫衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過衣服)

第一幕

(灰姑娘在幫后母按摩肩膀)

二姐(奔入,揚動手中傳單):Mom, Mom, Look!There are some leaflets.I got them on the street.The King is having a party.The Prince will look for a wife.一姐(托腮):I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.二姐(憑空跳舞):No, Not you.I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.(兩姐爭吵起來,繼母從女兒手中拿過傳單,親吻)

繼母 :Oh, baby.Stop.You two are the most beautiful girls in our country.He will probably choose one of you.Come on , make up yourself.We haven’t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!

灰姑娘 :OK, I will.But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to------

(三人斂神)

一姐 :Oh, my God!I forgot Tim’s homework.He gave us a lot of homework..I can’t finish, what should I do ?

二姐(拿書,指,附和):Oh, Yes, Yes.Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God!Oh, my party!My Prince!My happyness!and the country’s future!

灰姑娘(慌亂,安慰):My sisters, don't cry!I always do the homework for you, of course tonight!(母女三人一通忙亂后): Goodbye, our lively girl!

第二幕

(魔女騎著一把幾乎掉光了的掃把登場)

旁白 :Oh, 哈里波特!

(魔女撞到灰姑娘)

灰姑娘(怒):Who are you ?

魔女(得意):I am the best witch, and the most beautiful witch.I can give you all the thing you

wish.灰姑娘 : Really? Do you kown King’s party? I want to go, but------(低頭看自己的破衣服)魔女(大笑):Don’t worry.It is easy for me!Look, clothes, shose,car-----

灰姑娘(面露欣喜,撲向鞋子):Oh, how beautiful glass shoses!

魔女 :Wear it, and go!

第三幕

(富麗堂皇的大廳里,音樂飄揚,人聲鼎沸.女士們翹首以待)

侍衛(擊杖):Welcome the Prince.(鼓掌,歡呼)

國王(嚴肅): Please be quiet!As everybody knows, today I will chooes a beautiful, slim, homorous, and long hair girl for my son----(轉身,指向王子),handsome, strong, tall, and brave!(王子做害羞狀)

眾女士 :How lively!How handsome!(做陶醉狀,沖向前,將王子團團圍住)

(此時,飛出一女,持扇 “殺出一條血路”)

(王子與灰姑娘共舞,突然手機鈴聲響起)

王子 :Who’s phone?

灰姑娘 :Oh, it’s my phone!(掏手機邊跳舞,邊接電話)This is Cinderella, speaking!

魔女 :It 12’clock, game will be over, come back quickly!Or you’ll change back!(開始敲鐘)灰姑娘 :Oh, I must go!(慌忙中跑,掉了一只鞋)

王子(檢起鞋,追):Wait!You forget give me you name, and you phone number!

王子(注視姑娘遠去,悲情):I’ve lost her!

第四幕

旁白 : Since the party, Prince fall in love with Cinderella, the Prince decided to look for the mysterious girl.He issued a proclamation, “Whoever the glass shoe fits, shall be wife to the Prince!”

(王子帶著士兵到處找人試鞋)

士兵 :Please try the shoe!(女士甲試鞋)Oh, your foot is too big!

士兵 :Please try the shoe!(女士乙試鞋)Oh, my God, what a terrible smell!Of coures not you!旁白 :A t lat, the Prince come to Cinderella ‘s home.(兩姐站在門口,花癡狀):Oh, the Prince is coming, he is so handsome!He is so cool!士兵(拿著鞋):Please try the galss shoe.(兩姐妹正搶): Oh, it is my shoe!------Oh, it is my shoe!

(士兵奪過鞋,遞給大姐): You first!(大姐拿過鞋,卻怎么也穿不進去)

士兵 : Stop doing that.You foot is too long, you will break the shoe!

二姐(得意):I said, it is my shoe.(搶過鞋,試穿,費了九牛二虎之力終于穿上,走開來)二姐 : ****, too small!(甩掉鞋,蹲下揉腳,鞋飛到灰姑娘身上)

繼母(怒吼): Why are you here? Back to kitchen!Wash the dishes!

士兵 : Wait!Every girl must try!

繼母 : She is drity!It is couldn’t be her!(灰姑娘默,輕松的穿上了鞋)

王子(歡呼):Oh, it fits!I found you!(王子和灰姑娘擁在一起)

旁白 :The Prince was delighted to found her, and on a bright sunny day, he and Cinderella were merried.They lived happily ever after!

第三篇：灰姑娘英語話劇劇本

灰姑娘Cinderella 英文表演劇本

第一場 國王KING 和公爵DUKE King: Duke!公爵

Duke : your majesty 陛下

King : I ?m worried about the princes marriage 我非常擔擾王子的婚事。

Duke : But, but ,but ….但是。

King: No ,”buts” my son has been avoiding his responsibilities long enough.It”s high time he married and settled down.沒有但是，我的兒子躲避他的責任已經很久了，該到他成婚安家的時候了。

Duke : Of course ,your majesty ,But you must be patient.當然，陛下，但是你必須要有耐心。

King :I am patient!But I?m not getting any younger ,I want to see my grandchildren before I go 我己經很耐心了！但是我不再年輕了，我想在臨死之前看到我的孫子。

Duke: I understand sir.我明白

King: No ,no you don?t know what it means to see your only child grow farther and farther ,and farther away from you I?m …I ?m.lonely in this old palace.不，不，你不明白，我的意思是如果看著你唯一的孩子慢慢的長大然后離你越來越遠，只有我一個人孤單的呆在宮里。

Duke : Now ,now your majesty ,perhaps if we just let him alone… 現在，陛下，也許我們應該讓他獨立起來

King :let him alone? With his silly romantic ideas? 讓他獨立？就他那些愚蠢的不切合實際的浪漫想法？

Duke : But ,but sir ,in matters of love..但是，但是，與愛有關……

King :love? Ha ,just a boy meeting a girl under the right conditions.So we are arranging the “conditions” 愛？那只是一個男孩兒在某個特殊的條件下遇見到一個女孩，所以我們要制造一個所謂的條件

Duke : Yes ,sir ,very well, I?ll arrange a ball for the prince.是的陛下，我這就去安排一個舞會。

King: Tonight!今晚如何

Duke: Yes sir tonight!是的陛下，就今晚。

二場（信使，灰姑娘，繼母，兩位繼姐姐Gina,Amy。兩只老鼠。Jack , Gus）

Courier信使 : Open!Open!Open the door,please!in name of the king, an urgent message from his majesty.開門，這有從宮里傳來的圣旨。

Cinderella :Thank you.謝謝 Jack: From the king what does it say ,Cinderella? 從宮里來的。寫著什么。

Gus :what does it say? 看看說什么？

Cinderella: I don?t know ,he said it?s urgent, this just arrived from the palace.我不知道，他說很急是從宮里來的。

Gina and Amy: From the palace? 從宮里的

Gina: give it here!Cinderella,give me that 把它給我。

Amy: Give me.把它給我Stepmother：Give me!I ?ll read it ,well.給我，我看看。There ?s to be a ball..? a palace ball?將會有一個宮里辦的舞會。

G&A: A ball? A palace ball? I can?t believe it, 一個舞會，我真不敢相信

G: how wonderful.，太好了

A: that?s dream,這是在做夢嗎

Sm: In honor of his highness ,the prince, 為慶祝那至高無上的王子

Together: oh ,the prince, 王子

Sm: By,rayal command ,every single girl is to attend ,國王的旨意，每一個單身女子都有要出席。

G: why ,that?s us!那不就是我們

A: I ?m just the right one, 我是最合適一個。

Cin:why, that meams I can go,too, 為什么，意思是我也可以去。

G:ha!Her dancing with the prince? 和王子跳舞。

A:I ?d be honored ,your highness ,would you mind holding my broom? 我很榮幸，殿下，你介意拿著我的掃帚嗎？

Cin:why not? After all, I ?m still a member of the family 為什么不能，畢竟我仍是這個家的一員啊.Sm: Yes, so it does ,well, I see no reason,why you can?t go ,if you get all your work done and if you can find something to wear.是的，我看沒什么理由你不能去，如果你把活全做完，如果你能找到什么能穿的衣服。

Cin: I ?m sure , I can ,oh, thank you , stepmother, 我保證，我能做完，謝謝媽媽 G&A:Monther ,do you really promise her?媽媽，你真的承諾她？

Sm: of course, I said”if” 當然，我是說：如果“ G&A:oh “if”如果

Cin: Isn?t it lovely? It was my mother?s.多可愛啊，她就是我的媽媽

Gus:but the dress is old.但是裙子太舊了，Jack: maybe it is a little old fashioned, 大概，有點過時了

Gus and jack: we can change it ,shorten the sleeves, make something for the collar and there are… 我們可以改變它，把袖子變短，給領子加點東西，再改改。。

A:Cinderella，Cin:oh ,now what they want? 他們想要什么？

A: Cinderella,take my dress ,here, mend the buttonholes.把我的裙子拿來，改改扣眼，G:Cinderella, wash my clothes.把我衣服洗了。

Stmon: Cinderella when you?re through, you should iron these clothes.你都做完的時候把這些衣服燙好。

Cin: Yes stepmother, 是的媽媽

Gus&jack: Cinderella look!Try it on oh how pretty you are!灰姑娘，看，多漂亮

G&A: mother we are ready!媽媽我們準備好了

Stmo: Now remember if the prince….現在記住，如果王子。。

Cin: wait ,please wait for me, 等下我。

G&A;?cinderella?

G: oh ,mother ,look!She?s wearing mine, it?s mine, you witch,媽媽，看她穿的是我的，我的，你是巫女嗎

Cin: don?t please!不要

A: this is mine ,you kitchen wench!這是我的，你這個廚娘 Stemo: girls,girls,that?s quite enough, both of you ,I won?t have you upsetting yourselves, good night,Cinderella孩子們，安靜，我要求你們不要繞亂自己，再見，CINDERLLA 三 灰 蓋GUS，杰JACK，教母GODMOTHER

Cinderella: no no ,it isn?t true ,it?s just no use no use at all, I can?t believe ,ont anymore,there is nothing left to believe in nothing,不，不，不是真的，我真不敢相信，現在沒有什么可能穿的出去了。

Godmother: nothing my dear? Oh,now you don?t really mean that ,dry those tears,you can?t go to the ball looking like that.沒什么我的孩子，那不是真的，擦掉眼淚，你不能那樣去舞會。

Cin: the ball? But I ?m not…舞會但是，我不能 Gm: of course, you are ,but you have to hurry, miracles take a little time,當然，你可以，但是你必須快，奇跡般的利用這點時間，Cin: miracle?奇跡

Gm: wait and look!Bibbidi bobbidi… 等一下，看

G&A: oh a beautiful dress,一件漂亮的裙子

Gm: bibbidi….And look!Glass slippers!看，玻璃鞋。

Cin: why, it?s like a dream ,a wonderfull ,dream come true,為什么，像夢一樣，非常美的夢，夢是真實的，Gm:Yes ,my child ,but like all dreams, well, this can?t last forever, you?ll have it only till midnight,and then…是的我孩子，但是這不是永遠的，你只能在牛夜之前擁有他，Cin: midnight,? Oh thank you.牛夜，謝謝，星沙英語

Gm: no no , no just a minute ,you must understand, my dear, on the stroke of 12 everything will be as it was , before,不，不，只是一分鐘，你必須明白，我親愛的，當敲響12點鐘時，一切都會還原的。

Cin: oh ,I underst and, good night,我明白，再見

Gm: good night, my child.再見我的孩子

四 午會上，衛士 貴族小姐，王子，國王，Prince: oh the girl of my dreams, who she is ,where”s she from? When she came…?我夢中的姑娘在哪，從哪里來，什么時候來

G&A :but who is she ,mother ? do we know her?她是誰，媽媽，我們認識她嗎？

G: the prince certainly seems to…王子當然會

A: but I know I have never seem her.但是我從沒見過她。

Stepm: nor do I , but ,she certainly is … Wait!There is something familiar about her 我也是，但是她應該是，等等，有些地方和她很像。.Prince: so this is love , so this is love ,so this is what life worthwhile and now I know …the key to a Heaven is mine ,my heart has wings, and I can fly ,I?ll touch every star in the sky,.I ?ve been dreaming of…so thiS is love 這就是愛，所以這就是愛，這就是生命的真正價值，現在我知道了……我已經擁有了通往天堂的鑰匙，我的心有了翅膀，我能夠飛翔，我即將觸摸到天空中的每顆星星，我一直都夢想象現在這樣……這就是愛

Cin: oh my goodness我的天 Prince: what?s the matter?什么事 Cin: it?s midnight.到牛夜 Prince,: no no ,wait!You can?t go now, it?s only不不，等等，你不能走，Cin: oh I must please ,please , I must!我必須走，馬上離開

Prince: but why?但是為什么？ Cin: well， I … I … oh the prince, I haven?t met the prince,我，我，王子，我還沒見過王子。Prince: a prince? But didn?t you know…王子，但是你不知道。。.Cin: goodbye!再見 Prince: no wait!Come back!Please,come back!I don?t even know your name!how will I find you? Wait!please wait!不等等，回來，請回來，我還不知道你的名字，我怎么找到你，請等等。

五，DUKE，KING Duke: your majesty, I see no point in beating about the bush ,the young lady disappeared ,leaving behind only this glass slipper.陛下，別做無用功了，那個女士已經不見了，留下的只有這只玻璃鞋。

King: who is she? Where did she live? 她是誰，住哪？

Duke: but I didn?t get a chance…但是我沒有機會知道

King: what did you say? You mean you know onthing about the lady? 你說什么，你的意思是關于她的你什么都有不知道。

Duke: Yes ,it?s true, sir ,all we could find was this glass slipper , the prince swears he?ll marry none but the girl who fits this slipper.是的，我們要找到鞋的主人，王子只娶能穿這只鞋的人

Cin?s home:灰姑娘的家

Stepm: Cinderella , Cinderella ,where is that，東西在哪？ CINDERELLA Cin: Yes? Here I am.什么事，我在這

Stepm: don?t stand there!Brings up the breakfast trays at once!and hurry!別站著那把盤子擺好，快

Stepm: oh hurry now, he?ll be here any minute 快點，我沒時間了。

A: who will?誰要來，Sm: the grand duke ,he?s been hunting all night, 公爵要尋找一晚上，G: hunting?尋找

Sm: for that girl ,the one who lost her slipper at the ball last night, they say the prince is madly in love with her, the glass slipper is their only clue , now the duke has been ordered to try it on every girl in the kingdom ,there is still a chance,尋找在昨天晚會上丟失玻璃鞋的女孩，他們說王子要娶她，玻璃鞋是唯一的線索，公爵要讓王國里的每個女孩子都試穿這雙鞋，這是一個機會，G&A: We know ,mother,我明白媽媽

Jack and gus: he?s h ere , he?s here, duke? 在這，公爵。

Sm: girls , now ,remember, this is your last chance, don?t fail me,孩子們，記住，這是你們最后的機會，Guards: announcing , his imperial grace , the grand duke, 報……尊貴的大臣駕到！

Sm: you honor our humble home, may I present my daughters….是您另我們家熠熠生輝，我可以讓我的女兒們出來了嗎？

G: why, that?s my slipper!為什么，那是我的鞋

A: well, I like that!It?s my slipper!我喜歡這是我的鞋

Gus&jack: no no, no,cinderella?s slipper.不不是灰姑娘的

Sm: girls,girls, your manner, a thousand pardons ,your grace.孩子人注意你們的舉止

G&A: mother ,help….Help…媽媽幫幫我

Duke: you are the only ladies in the house here, 你們是這座房子就僅僅你們幾位女士，Sm: there is no one else, your grace.沒有了

Duke: quite so, good day, good day,那好，打擾了

Cin: your Grace, your Grace, please wait, may I try it on?等等到，我可以試試嗎

Sm: oh ,pay no attention to her, it?s only Cinderella, our maid , from the kitchen.不必在意他，他只是一個干活的丫頭

G&A: she is out of her mind, 她腦袋不清楚

Sm: Yes, just an imaginative chilD是的，只是一個愛做白日夢的女孩

Duke: madam, my orders were:every maiden” come ,my child , oh on , it?s impossible,女士們，我的任務是讓城里的第個女士都試穿。

Cin: but you see, I have the other slipper,但是你看我有另外一只，Duke: my child ,follow me我的孩子跟我來.第七場 Duke: your majesty ,we find her, we find her,陛下，我找到這個姑娘了，King: oh it?s not a dream 是吧，這不是一個夢吧, Prince: have faith in your dreams and someday your rainbow will come smiling through ，no matter how your heart is grieving ,if you keep on believing , the dream that you wish will come true….要對你的夢想有信心，這樣你就會見到彩虹，不論你的心有多么無助，只要堅信，夢想就會實現。

Cin&prince: so this is love ,this is true love 所以這就是愛，這就是真愛

第四篇：英語話劇劇本《灰姑娘》

<<灰姑娘>>劇本英漢對照版：

Once there lived a kind and lovely girl.After her father's death, her stepmother became cruel to her.Her two step-sisters teased her, asking her to do all the housework.從前有一位可愛善良的姑娘，她父親很早就去世了。她的繼母經常虐待她，繼母帶來的兩個孩子也經常欺負她，她們把灰姑娘當女擁一樣使喚。

stepmother: Do the laundry and get on with your duties.Clean the floors right away.And what's more,bring me my breakfast.把這些衣服拿到洗衣房做你的事情。把地板趕快給我擦干凈。另外，把我的早飯帶來。

stepsister1: Cinderella!Get me my sweater, I feel a little cold.灰姑娘，把我的衣服拿來，我感到有點冷。

stepsister2: Hurry up!Prepare the carriage for me, hand me my gloves.I'm to be late for my date.You're so, you're always so sluggish.快點！把馬車給我準備好，遞我手套。我約會要晚了，你總是那么慢慢騰騰的。Cruel as her stepmother was to her, Cinderella still lived an optimistic life.She had a lot of animal friends.雖然繼母這樣對她，可灰姑娘還是樂觀地活著，另外她還有許多小動物做她的朋友。

One day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved.Every maid in the town was invited to the party.一天，國王要讓王子自己選擇心愛的人，為王子舉辦了一個宮廷舞會，邀請城里所有的姑娘參加。

The stepmother took her two daughters to the party, leaving Cinderella at home, because she was jealous of Cinderella's beauty.可繼母嫉妒灰姑娘的美貌，讓灰姑娘在家干活，獨自帶著女兒去了。Cinderella was broken-hearted.At that time, her fairy godmother appeared.灰姑娘非常地傷心，這時，教母出現了。Cinderella: There's nothing left to believe in.Nothing!沒有什么我相信的事情，什么也沒有！

Godmother: Nothing, my dear? Oh, now you don't really mean that.親愛的，什么也沒有嗎？但現在你的意思并不是這樣。Cinderella: Oh, but I do.噢，但我確實是這樣想的。

Godmother: Nonsense, child!If you'd lost all your faith, I couldn't be here.And here I am!Oh, come now, Dry those tears!胡說，孩子。如果你失去了你的信仰，我就不會在這里了。但現在我在這，噢，過來，擦干眼淚。

Cinderella: Why then, you must be...為什么你一定在。。

Godmother: Your fairy godmother? Of course.Now let's see, hmm...now...the magic words.Bibbidi-boddidi-boo.Put them together and what have you got.你傳說中的教母？當然，現在讓我看看。。現在，這些魔力的話，Bibbidi-boddidi-boo。把它們放在一起，看你得到了什么。

Cinderella: Oh, it's beautiful!It's like a dream, a wonderful dream come true.噢，它太美麗了！象一個夢，一個美好的夢想變成了現實。

Godmother: Yes, my child, but like all dreams, well, I'm afraid this can't last forever.You'll have only till night and...是的，我的孩子，象所有的夢一樣。恐怕它不能永遠延續下去。你僅僅能在午夜和。。擁有它。

Cinderella: Midnight?Oh, thank you.午夜？噢，謝謝你。

Godmother: Oh, just a minute.Remember, on the stroke of twelve, the spell will be broken and everything will be as it was before.噢，等一會兒。記住，當時鐘敲響到12點的時候，鐘將會打破，一切事情又恢復了從前。

Cinderella: Oh, I understand, but...it's more than I ever hoped for.哦，我懂了。但它比我期望的要多地多。

Godmother: Bless you, my child.Enjoy yourself.祝福你，我的孩子，玩得開心。

At the party, Cinderella danced with the prince all the time.Time passed quickly.All of a sudden, Cinderella caught sight of the clock on the wall.Oh, it is almost twelve o'clock-five to twelve!舞會上，灰姑娘成了王子唯一選中的舞伴，灰姑娘與王子高興地跳舞，旁人都很羨慕地看著他們，議論他們。時間在美妙的歌舞中過去，墻上的大鐘突然映入灰姑娘的眼里，差5分鐘12點。Cinderella: Oh, my goodness!噢，天啊！

Prince: What's the matter? 什么事？

Cinderella: It's midnight.It's almost midnight.午夜了，快到午夜了。

Prince: Yes, so it is.But why? 是的，但又怎樣呢？ Cinderella: Goodbye.再見。

Prince: No, no,wait, you can't go now.不，等等，你現在不能走。

Cinderella: Oh, I must, please, I must.噢，我必須走。Prince: But why? 但為什么呢？

Cinderella: goodbye.再見。

Prince: No, wait, come back.Please come back!I don't even know your name.How will I find you? Wait, please wait!Wait!不，等等，回來，請回來！我連你的名字都不知道呢。我怎么能找到你呢？等等，等等，等等！

Cinderella: Goodbye.再見。

The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe.Whoever the shoes fitted well would be the bride of the princel.No one could put on the shoe, nor could the two step-sisters.When the officials were going to leave, Cinderella appeared and asked to have a try.第二天，國王命令城中每一位女孩必須史穿玻璃鞋，穿上鞋子最合適的姑娘將成為王子的新娘。但城中沒有一個女孩能穿著合適。最后來到灰姑娘的家中，繼母的女兒們當然也不能穿上那雙玻璃鞋，正當國王的大臣要離開時，灰姑娘出現在樓梯上，她要求試一試鞋。

Cinderella: Please wait!May I try it on? 請等等！我可以試一下嗎？

Stepmother: Oh, pay no attention to her.噢，別理她。

stepsister1: It's only Cinderella!她僅僅是灰姑娘！stepsister2:Impossible.不可能。

stepsister1: She's out of her mind.她瘋了。

stepmother: Yes, yes.Just an imaginative child.是的，是的，只是一個愛想象的孩子。

Duke:Of course, you can have a try, my fair lady.當然你可以試試，我的女士。

Duke: Oh, no!No!This is terrible.The king!What shall I do? 噢，不！不！這很糟糕。國王！我該做什么呢？ Cinderella: But perhaps this would help...但這或許有點幫助。。

Duke: No, no.Nothing can help now, nothing.不，不。現在什么都幫不了。<<灰姑娘>>劇本英文版： 第一場：

旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Alice, her mother was dead, her father loved her very much.Father: Dear daughter!These presents are for you!Do you like them? Alice: Yeah, thank you, Dad.Father: My lovely daughter, I hope you are happy forever!旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife.Look, her step mother and her new sisters are coming.Stepmother: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is!mso-charHelen: Yes, and so many fruits.Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychee.Wow, I like them.(吃水果)Jerry: Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes.I like this dress.(往身上穿)Alice： Oh, no, that’s my dress.It’s a new dress my father bought for me.Jerry： Who are you? Mum, who is she? Stepmother: She is your little sister.But it doesn’t matter.Look!Alice, go, clean the room and then cook for us.Alice: Why? I’m not your servant.Stepmother: Yeah.But from now on you are our servant.Alice and Jerry: Mum, I like her dress.(拽衣服)Jenny：I like her necklace.(搶項鏈戴在脖子上)旁白：After that, Alice had been their servant.She worked and worked from morning to night.She had no room to live, she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear.She was more and more dirty, so people called her Cinderella.第二場：

Stepmother: Who is it? Soldier: It’s me.I’m the soldier of the palace.(打開門)Good morning, madam, this is for you and your daughters.mso-charStepmother: What is it?(打開信看)（歡呼）Helen, Jerry, good news!There will be a big dancing party in the palace.The prince will select a queen among the young girls.mso-charTwo daughters: Hooray!I’ll be the queen!mso-charStepmother: Come on, daughters.You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up!mso-charAlice: Mum, I want to go ,too.mso-charThree: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.mso-charStepmother: Daughters, are you ready? Let’s go.mso-charAlice: Oh, my friends.I really want to go.What shall I do? mso-charCat, Peagion, Dog: Don’t be so sad, Alice.At least, we are with you.mso-charFairy: Poor girl, let me help you.mso-charAnimals: Wow, how beautiful!mso-charCat: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen.mso-charDog: Yes!You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!mso-charPeagion: Yes!And the prince will love you at once!mso-charFairy: Alice, go to the party and dance.But remember you 第三場

mso-charMinister1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince dancing ball.This night, our prince will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen.Now, young girls, come to the front,please!Minister2：How are they?Which one do you like? Prince: No, I don’t like anyone.(Alice come in)Ministers: Wow, how beautiful!(She’s like a fairy.She’s like a Angel.She’s so lovely.She’s like a princess.How pretty the girl is!)Prince: Pretty princess, may I dance with you? Alice: I’d like to.(music and dance)(one person pick up a clock)Alice: Oh, it’s time to go back.I must go now.Prince: Wait, princess, wait!Alice(跑，掉一只鞋)Prince:(拿起鞋)Pretty princess!Why are you leaving? I must find you!Soldiers!Soldiers: Yes!Prince: Take the shoe to every house.You must find the girl for me.Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss!第四場：（士兵敲門）

Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers? Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam? Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace.Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her.Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine.Soldier1: No,it’s not yours.It’s too small for you.Jenny: It’s mine.Let me try it.Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you.Stepmother: Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine.Let me try it.mso-charSoldier3:Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours.Do you have another daughter? Alice: Hello, gentlemen, may I try it? Stepmother :You? Go away!Helen: Look at yourself!Jenny: So dirty and so ugly!mso-charHead Soldier: No, ladies, let her try!Come, little girl, try it on,please!mso-charAlice: Thank you!(試鞋)mso-charSoldiers: Wonderful!It’s yours!It fits for you very well!mso-charSoldier1:（Call prince）5535240 mso-charPrince: Hello, this is prince speaking!mso-charSoldier1: Good news, your highnesss!We have found the beautiful girl.mso-charPrince: Really? That’s wonderfull!I’ll come at once.mso-charFairy: My child, happy time is coming.Let me help you the 1last time.(變美麗)mso-charPrince: Oh, my deariest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK? mso-charAlice: OK!mso-charStepmother and sisters: How did it happen?(昏倒)mso-char旁白：The story finished.Alice found her happiness.Alice and the prince lived happily ever after!And that brings us to the end of the play.(善有善報，惡有惡報，善良的人終會有好報，灰姑娘最終找到了自己的幸福，與王子幸福地生活在一起！

天出租車司機Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。煩人的女孩、孕婦、搶匪、不管事的警察，甚至還遇到了鬼。。

Cast

Erin Chang: Robber Debby Tsai: Police officer Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl Alec Zhao: Ghost student Leo Lee: Taxi driver Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman------------------Summary This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day.First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him.Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous.Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic.At last, he carries a ghost student.Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy.Serving you is my honor.Where would you like to go? Betel nut girl: Hi!Tommy.I?m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem.Um? I remember there?s only a Chong-Shan East Road.Miss, are you sure you?re going to Chong-Shan North Road? Betel nut girl: Um, I?m not sure.You just drive.Maybe I will remember where it is later.Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You?re probably not married since you?re so young.Do you have a girlfriend?

Tommy: Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road.Do you want to have a look? Betel nut girl: Oh!Not here.By the way, don?t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I?ll scream!Betel nut girl: I did nothing!You just missed a nice chance.Stop the car, I want to get off.Tommy:(Relived)Great!The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.Betel nut girl: Um!Take it!Pregnant woman: Hey!Taxi!Pregnant woman: Thanks.You are real a very kind man.Tommy: Where are you going? Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.Tommy: You?re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.Pregnant woman: Yeah.It?s almost nine months.Tommy: Woo.Congratulations.Pregnant woman: Thank you.Pregnant woman:(screaming)Tommy: Are you ok? Pregnant woman:(screaming)Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can.Stay down.Pregnant woman:(screaming)Tommy: We?re almost there.Pregnant woman:(screaming)Tommy: Here we are.Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it? Tommy: Aren?t you going into labor?

Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It?s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing? Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing!This is my first time to have a baby, you know.Practice makes perfect!I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.Tommy: Practice!All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.Tommy: This woman was so strange!I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!Robber: Get out of here, quickly!Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.Tommy: Where do you want to go? Robber: Shut up!Just drive!Tommy: Hey…Hey.Be careful, there?s no eye in bullets.Robber: Shut up!Just drive your car.Tommy: Ok!Ok!You are the boss.Robber: Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking.If it were on my neck, that would be nice.Tommy: Oh…com…come on, don?t do this to me.This is a fake one.I just try to look tough by wearing it.Robber: STOP nonsense！Don?t treat me like a fool, I warn you!I will shoot you!Tommy: OK!OK!Take it easy.My mouth is sealed.Robber:....I don?t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed.I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs.The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice.Tommy: Don?t be so sad….Here is tissue.Robber: Thank you.Now give me your gold necklace!Hurry up!Do you want to eat bullets！Tommy: But…but…but….Robber: Just hand it to me or I?ll become a really bad guy！

Tommy: I don?t want to die yet.The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.Tommy: OH!Thank God!I am safe now!Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and….Police officer: Show me your license and registration.Tommy: But…sir.…I got a robber in my back….Police officer: I only watch out for traffic!The public security is not my business.Tommy: Not your business? But…

Police officer: Here?s your ticket.You were speeding.Tommy: But I got a robber in my car!She told me if I couldn?t drive fast enough, she?d shoot me.Police officer: And where is the robber?

Tommy: Just right over….what！She?s gone;she was here just now….Police officer: See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket.Tommy: Sir!Sir!Tommy: I?m so unlucky.Today is not my day!Oh, no!How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone?s waving at me.Who would take a taxi in this strange place? Tommy: Hello!Serving you is my honor.Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.Tommy: Um…can you say it more clearly? I don?t know where your home is.Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.Tommy: No problem.Um… it?s an unusual place to live.Ghost student: Yes.It?s very special.My ancestors all lived here.Tommy: Oh!You?ve lived here for a long time, right?

Ghost student: That?s right.Tommy: Here we are, but I don?t see any houses around.By the way, it?s so dark here.Ghost student: Don?t be so surprised.We?re in the mountain.Tommy: Are you sure your home is here? Ghost student: Yes.How much is it? Tommy: Um…The total is 100 dollars.Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.Tommy: That?s OK, I can give you change.Ghost student: There you go.Tommy: Um...What?s this? Ghost student: Money.Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!…This is…ghost money…(screaming)Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs----音樂起，旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen.She had a pretty daughter named Snow White.Soon after the child was born, the queen died.The queen married another queen.The stepmother didn?t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.----白雪出場(掃地,做清潔.)白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?----音樂起，皇后出場

皇后：I?m the new queen.I?m very beautiful.you see.If anyone is more beautiful than me, I?ll kill her.I have a magic mirror.If I want to know something, It will tell me.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔鏡：Yes, I?m coming.What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful? 魔鏡：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady.She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.魔鏡：Yes.She is Snow White.皇后：Snow White? No, I?m the most beautiful in the world.Oh, hunter,come here, come here!獵人：Yes.I?m here now.皇后：Hunter!Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.獵人：But she is the princess.…

皇后：No, Kill her.Bring her heart to me.I don?t want to see her again.獵人：Yes!

皇后：Here is a box.You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.獵人：Yes!----音樂起

白雪：(高興地摘花)One flower,two flowers,three flowers….How many flowers!How beautiful!獵人：(慢慢地拔出刀,但猶豫著說)Oh!My God!She is so lovely and pretty!I can?t!I can?t kill her!

白雪：(看到后大聲哭叫)What are you doing? What?s the matter? Why do you kill me? 獵人： I?m very sorry.Someone wants me to kill you.白雪：But who? 獵人：The queen.白雪： But why? 獵人：You are more beautiful than her.So she wants to kill you.白雪：My dear hunter.Don?t kill me.I will runfar away and never come back again.獵人：Ok.Run away, the poor child.白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by.The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen.Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening.She saw a little house.白雪：Oh, my God!The queen can?t find me now, I think.How I am tired!How I want to have a rest!Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds.They must be the beds of seven children.Oh, how I want to sleep!旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back.They were seven dwarfs.They were looking for gold in the mountain.①老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!②開心果：Who is it? ③噴嚏精：Maybe it?s the ghost!

④瞌睡蟲：Let?s go into our house quietly.⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.⑥老頑固：Maybe it?s the witch.⑦手拿燭光照到白雪的臉.①~⑦他們都驚叫起來 老學究：What a lovely child!開心果：How beautiful!噴嚏精：Who is she? 瞌睡蟲：Don?t wake her up.害羞鬼：Why is she coming here? 老頑固：Kill her.白雪：(醒來)What a nice sleep!Oh, who are you? Oh, I know.You are senven dwarfs.七矮人：(齊說)Yes,But why are you in our house? 白雪：The queen wants to kill me.So I ran to your house.Don?t drive me away.Let me stay with you.老學究：If you look after our house.開心果：If you do some cooking for us.噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.害羞鬼：But you must be careful.老頑固：Don?t go out.Don?t let anyone come in.Your stepmother will find you and kill you.白雪：I know.I know.Thank you.旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful? 魔鏡： You are beautiful.But Snow White is still alive and well.She lives with the seven dwarfs.No one is more beautiful than she.皇后：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman.She came to the house.皇后：Good things to sell.Pretty apples to sell.Cheap.Very cheap.白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.皇后：Apples.Very delicious apples!Could you have a taste.This one, please!白雪：OK!Thank you!(咬了一小口,死了)皇后：Hahaha….Now I?m the most beautiful in the world.旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work.They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead 七矮人：What?s the matter?

老學究：Snow White is dead.七矮人：Oh, my God!Who did it? It must be the bad queen.(哭著揀一些花放在白雪身上)旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time.She looked as if she was living.She looked as white as snow, as red as rose.One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs? house.When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.王子：Please, let me have Snow White.I love her.I want her to be my wife.七矮人：Ok!Carry Snow White with you to your palace.Be kind to her,please.王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!(吻白雪手)旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life 白雪：Oh, my god!Where am I? What happened? 王子：You are with me, my dear.I love you.I love you more than everything in the world.Please be my queen, will you? 白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!

七矮人：Oh!Congratulations!Congratulations!----音樂起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace.Their wedding was held with great show

白雪：Good Bye!七矮人：Bye-bye!May you Happy Forever!白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.Cinderella 第一場：

旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Alice, her mother was dead, her father loved her very much.But one day, her father married a new wife.Look, her step mother and her new sister are coming.（繼母與姐姐上場）

Stepmother: Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is!Helen: Yes, and so many fruits.Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychee.Wow, I like them.(吃水果)（Alice上場，站在一邊疑惑地看著她們）

Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes.I like this dress.(往身上穿)Alice： Oh, no,（驚叫著撲向Jenny，搶過衣服）that?s my dress.It?s a new dress my father bought for me.Jerry：（轉向繼母）Who are you? Mum, who is she? Stepmother: She is your little sister.But it doesn?t matter.（停頓）Look！（轉向Alice）（搶過裙子）（趾高氣昂地）Alice, go,（手伸向遠處指指點點）clean the room and then cook for us.Alice: Why? I?m not your servant.Stepmother: Yeah.But from now on you are（強調are）our servant.(粗魯地)Get out!Now!(Alice 委屈地走下場)Stepmother：（看著Alice下場后，滿意地點頭，把裙子遞給Jenny）Jenny, this dress is so beautiful, is it? Why not try it on right now? It must be very suitable for you!（得意地帶著Jenny下場）

旁白：After that, Alice had been their servant.She worked and worked from morning to night.She had no room to live, she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear.She was more and more dirty, so people called her Cinderella.第二場：

（Cinderella 在掃地，Soldier上場，敲門）Cinderella：Who is it? Soldier: It?s me.I?m the soldier of the palace.（Cinderella打開門）：Good morning，Sir.Soldier ：Good morning,……（被打斷）

Stepmother：（在場下喊道）Who are you talking with，Alice？ Alice：（轉頭喊道）It?s the soldier of the palace!Stepmother:(依舊在場下喊)Palace?!（繼母奔跑著上場，一把推開Alice，微笑著轉向了士兵）Stepmother：Good morning, Handsome boy.What?s the matter? Soldier: madam, this is for you and your daughters.(遞上信)Stepmother:（驚奇地一邊拆信一邊問）what?s it?(Alice 靠近了想看，被繼母一把推開)Stepmother:(拆開信后無聲地念了兩句，臉上突然出現驚喜的表情)Jenny！（臉微微偏側，但眼神始終不離開信紙）Jerry, good news!There will be a big dancing party in the palace tonight.The prince will select a queen among the young girls.Jenny：（奔跑著上場）What?(搶過信來看)Hooray!I?ll be the queen!

Stepmother: Come on, my daughter.You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up!Jenny: Yes, I will.Alice: Mum, I want to go ,too.Jenny:(鄙夷地)You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.Alice：I….Stepmother:(哼了一聲，帶著Jenny下場)Let?s go.Alice:(半跪在地上，抽泣)Oh, my friends.I really want to go.What shall I do? Fairy:（從場下響起）Oh, little Alice , why are you crying? You look so blue.Alice（驚恐地）Who is it? Who are you? Fairy:(舉著魔法棒從臺下旋轉著上臺)Don?t be afraid.I?m the luck fairy, I?m coming to help you.Alice:(難過地)Dear fairy, I want to go to the dance ball in the palace, but my stepmother doesn?t allowed me.And..(神情低落)I?m really dirty.What shall I do? Fairy: That?s all right.Poor girl, let me help you.(舉起魔法棒，在Alice頭上繞幾圈)Alice:（驚喜地低頭）Oh，what a beautiful dress!

Fairy:(滿意地)Alice, how pretty you are!You can now go to the party and dance.The prince must fall in love with you.But remember youmust come back before 12 o?clock.Or you will change back.Good lucky！（旋轉著下臺）

Alice:（微笑著看著仙女下場的方向，輕聲低喃）Thank you , Fairy.(提起裙子，跑)第三場:（大廳，放著聲音極輕的舞曲）

Minister: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince dancing ball.This night, our prince will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen.Now, young girls, come to the front,please!

Minister：(推推prince)How are they? Which one do you like? Prince:（失望地）No, I don?t like anyone.(Alice come in)

Prince:（盯著Alice喃喃自語）Wow, how beautiful!She?s like a Angel.Minister：（靠近王子想要說些什么）But……

（王子眼神始終沒有離開過Alice，一把推開大臣，向Alice走去）

Prince:（彎腰優雅地邀請）Pretty princess, may I dance with you? Alice:（提裙回禮）I?d like to.(music and dance)Prince：（深情地）Will you marry me?(響起鐘聲)Alice: Oh, it?s time to go back.I must go now.（推開王子向外跑）Prince: Wait, princess, wait!（追出去）(Alice跑下場，掉一只鞋在場上)Prince:（跑到場邊，手向外伸出，停在了鞋前。緩緩蹲下身，拿起鞋，失落地喃喃自語)Pretty princess!Why are you leaving? I must find you!（迅速起身，向場內走）Prince:（面朝觀眾喊）Soldiers!Soldiers:（上場，單膝跪在王子面前，忠誠地）Yes!My prince!Prince:（交給士兵）Take this shoe to every house.You must find the girl for me.Soldiers: Yes, your highness!第四場：（士兵敲門）

Stepmother: What?s the matter, soldiers? Soldier：Are there any young girls in your family, madam? The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace.The prince wants to find her and marry her.Jenny: Let me try.The shoe is mine.（試鞋）Soldier1: No,it?s not yours.It?s too small for you.Stepmother: Hi, come on, maybe it?s mine.Let me try it.Soldier: Oh, my god, it couldn?t be yours.Do you have another daughter? Stepmother：No, I haven?t.Alice:（在旁向前一步，怯生生地說）Hello, gentlemen, may I try it? Stepmother : You? Go away!Head Soldier: No, ladies, let her try!Come, little girl, try it on, please!Alice: Thank you!(試鞋)Soldier: Wonderful!It?s yours!It fits for you very well!You must be the pretty princess!Miss, I?m afraid you must wait for a moment, I will inform the prince and then pick you up from here.(尊敬地鞠躬)Alice：Thanks.See you.Three Times? Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒

J：沙僧

B：白骨精（何平）B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don?t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I?ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can?t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn?t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don?t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss?s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let?s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? J: I?m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(準備開電網門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don?t……

T:It?s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I?m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現)Hm!Sun Wukong, I?ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I?ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I?ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出現)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）(謝幕)

幕拉開，燈光不開，同時我們的Storyteller 開始道來] Storyteller: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls，now come along and enjoy my show.Today I?m going to tell you a story--A story about Diao-chan, a marvelous beauty;a story about love;a story about hate, and a story about loyalty and betrayal.[說到這里，幕已全開。然后后燈打開，從觀眾角度來看可以看到黑色 的人影] Some 1500 years ago, it was the last regime of the Han Dynasty.At a quiet late midnight, Wang-yun, the Prime Minister of the time, was worrying about the future of his country.Act 1 地點：王允家

人物：王允，貂禪

SCENE 前燈打開，觀眾角度可以看到舞臺上的一切。音樂響起，伴隨著《三國演義》的主題歌，王允在來回踱著步哀嘆。

Wang-yun: 心理獨白 Now those ambitious courtiers started to scramble for power, profit and influence.Wang-yun: But there?s nothing I can do because of Dong-zhou?s adopted son, Lyu-bu.He is the greatest fighter ever since and will protect his father!Oh my lord, what am I going to do?(說完王很心痛得走，貂禪出現，雙手合十，默默祈禱）Diao-chan:(Sigh)[My lord, please help my father out.[王允聽到了聲音,循聲而去.] Diao-chan: since I was three my father Wang-yun had treated me just like his own daughter!It?s time for me to repay

his kindness.And, and…

Wang-yun:(王允走了一圈，發現貂）What are you doing ,my dear?

Diao-chan: Well… I have an idea about how to kill Dong-zhou.Wang-yun: Oh, That?s great!But……

Diao-chan: But Daddy, that is the only way!Wang-yun: But……

Diao-chan: [Diao-chan nods her head, with a firm and determined expression on her face.] Don't worry!Just trust me.Dad.Let?s get the whole thing started.Wang-yun：[深深吐了一口氣，緩緩地道出]O---K(燈光暗后復亮，表示場景的轉換)

Act 2 地點：王允家

人物：王允，貂蟬，呂布，董卓，士兵

Storyteller: And according to Diao-chan?s plan, Wang-yun has invited both Lyu-bu and Dong-zhou separately to his house.SCENE 燈光亮起。At Wang-yun?s home.A wooden Chinese table is set in the middle of the stage;some Chinese wine pots and

small wine cups are on it.Also, two wooden chairs are placed next to it.Wang-yun talking to the servant with anxious Wang-yun: What time is it? Servant: It's eight.Wang-yun: It 's time for his coming.Have a look!Servant: Yes sir.Oh, Sir, General Lyu is at the door.Wang-yun: Hurry, my dear.Lyu-bu is already here.Diao-chan: Don?t worry about me.Let me go inside and prepare myself, OK? [She walks in.] [她進去了。同時，響起butterfly樂曲，貂跳起了跳舞毯, 作為熱身準備的交代。] Wang-yun: [To the servant] Let him in.servant: Yes, sir.[The servant goes out and leads Lyu-bu in] Wang-yun : [覺得BUTTERFLY的聲音太響，不堪忍受回頭說了句]Oh, My dear, turn down a bit.[音樂轉輕至停止] Lyu-bu: [Walk towards Wang-yun and hug him] Long time no see, Mr.Wang.How have you been these days? Wang-yun: Fine, thank you.Please take a seat.In fact，the main reason why I invited you today is that my daughter, Diao-chan, has been an admirer of you long time ago.She would really love to see her hero.I was wondering weather you would like to meet her? Lyu-bu: Definitely!I?m delighted to do so.Wang-yun: Diao-chan, Diao-chan…

Diao-chan: [Walks out from the painted screen.Using her sleeves to cover her face, pretending to be shy.] Yes, Daddy.[Diao-chan 以一個漂亮地步子走上前，看到Lyu-bu 害羞地低下頭。王允開始介紹] Wang-yun: This is my daughter, Diao-chan.And this is General Lu, the greatest fighter in the world!Diao-chan: [Putting her sleeves down.] Nice to meet you, General!I?ve admired you for a long time, a man full of

power and grandeur!Lyu-bu: [Shocked by her beauty.] Uh…Wang-yun, this is your…your daughter? Of course，you see.How lovely she is!And how deep I am in love with her just at the first sight!Diao-chan: [躲到父親的身后] Thank you for your compliment, General Lu.Wang-yun: Lyu-bu, since you are in love with Diao-chan, then I now betroth my daughter to you!What do you think? Lyu-bu: [心不在焉]Pardon? Wang-yun: Marry.Lyu-bu:(激動萬分)Oh,Really? That would be my greatest pleasure!Thank you so much!I will go and prepare for the wedding, and will be back soon!

[He looks at Diao-chan and reluctantly left from the right.] [呂布回去，王允和貂禪對話] Wang-yun: [Making sure that Lyu-bu has left, looking very relieve.] Thanks God that things are going fine!Diao-chan: [Smiles at her father.] Yeah…So far so good!Wang-yun: But dear, I can?t stop worrying about you.Here you are.In case you are in dangerous.[給刀子] Diao-chan: [突然聽到有人來了]Hush…I heard someone coming.I shall stay behind the painted screen right now.[She walked behind the screen.] Soldier: His highness Dong-zhou enters [Dong-zhou 抬著頭。傲慢地走進來。王允被嚇倒地] Wang-yun: Welcome!Welcome!Almighty Mr.Dong!It?s my greatest honor to invite you to my humble house!Please come in and take a seat.Dong-zhou: No.This is my name card.Please call me Dr.Richard Dong.I have graduated in School of Business and Economic in ECUST，received Doctor degree [拿出畢業文憑，大笑] Wang-yun: Oh…yes!So great!By the way, Mr.Dong，my daughter Diao-chan would like to perform a dance for you.What do you think? Dong-zhou: Sure!Why not![Diao-chan跳舞而出，響起?至少還有你?，然后演貂禪的演員跳起一段民族舞蹈，相信可以讓大家心曠神怡。] [舞罷] Dong-zhou: [Applauds happily] Charming!Absolutely charming!Diao-chan: Thank you, Mr.Dong.I am glad that you enjoy my performance.[迎上，董卓贈于她一塊玉佩] Thank you.You have always been a hero in my heart.Dong-zhou: [Very glad] Really? Come here![Diao-chan approaches him and Dong-zhou gives her a closer look.] Dong-zhou: You are such a beauty, my dear.Wang-yun: Do you really think so? What if I dedicate her to you as a token of our respect? I believe that it must be her dream to be at your side and to serve you.Dong-zhou: Wonderful![Turns to the soldiers] Soldiers take

Diao-chan back to my residence and provide her whatever she needs.Her beauty deserves all the best![倒上桂林三花酒]

[Turns to Wang-yun] Cheers!For your beautiful daughter!Wang-yun: Cheers![Diao-chan walks away with the soldiers while Dong-zhou and Wang-yun keep chatting and drinking.]

(燈光暗后復亮，表示場景的轉換。背景道具變化，表示場景的較大變化)

Act3 地點：董卓安置貂禪的別院

人物：呂布，士兵，貂禪，董卓 Storyteller: Filling himself with anger and fury, Lyu-bu goes directly to his father?s residence, searching for Diao-chan.燈光亮起

SCENE At Dong-zhou?s residence.A huge pavilion is at the right of the stage, with a horizontal inscribed board saying “Dong?s Pavilion” hanging on it.Around the pavilion are some plants and Chinese garden settings.A soldier stands at the right of the stage.Diao-chan sits in the pavilion, reading peacefully.[Lyu-bu rushes out of the stage.] Soldier: Sorry, General Lu.Miss Diao is now in the garden.No one can go in to disturb her.It is Mr.Dong?s order.Lyu-bu: Get out of my way!I need to see Diao-chan![拿出一包銀子] Soldier: Ok.[呂布進]

[士兵走到一旁滿足的笑笑。呂布氣勢洶洶沖到貂房里。貂哭] Lyu-bu： My dear.Don?t cry.Tell me.What had your father done to you? Diao : He forced me to stay here with him.A soldier is always out there to prevent me from escaping.[呂布憤怒的看看士兵，走上前，一推] 士兵[倒地]：ahh.You have destroyed me.Lyu-bu: shut![拿出了又一包銀子給他]

Soldier： I must see my doctor at once.[走開] 貂[哭著]：I know that he is your father, and I know that I shouldn?t tell you about his terrible acts.But ……

Lyu-bu [火冒三丈]：It?s all right.Don?t blame yourself.In fact I never know that man whom I called father is such a brutal animal!Dong-zhou已在身后，冷笑：Who is such a brutal animal?!Lyu-bu退后三步

(燈光漸漸變暗直到看不見為止.Lyu-bu walks out slowly from the right of the stage, 燈光只打在他身上)Lyu-bu：（心里）[Looking troubled, with a sword on his hand] To be or not to be, that is always the question.On one side, it is my own father, but the other, my dearest lady.(響起“左右為難”高潮段音樂，“一邊是友情，一邊是愛情”)Oh, Lord!What should I do? Dong-zhou is so brutal and heartless, but he is my father after all!I can?t kill him.[Puts down the sword] But, what about Diao-chan? I can?t live without her!She is so helpless under Dong-zhou?s control.I must save her.Yes, I must save her, despite of anythingLyu-bu: Father, I want Diao-chan back.Dong-zhou: No way.She belongs to me.Lyu-bu: But I love her!I want her to be with me, despite of anything!Dong-zhou: Never.She is mine!Lyu-bu: [Charges Dong-zhou with the sword] Then, this is what you deserve![刀刺向董卓] Dong-zhou: What are you doing, my son? Don?t be foolish… Auh…(Be killed by Lyu-bu.)Lyu-bu: [His hands shaking] I…I have killed my own father!I have killed my own father.…What have I done? [ 他重重地蹲了下去，垂頭喪氣。燈光變得很昏暗，只有追光燈打在他身上] Diao-chan： General Lyu.[Lyu-bu聽到Diao-chan的聲音，突然抬起頭。] Diao-chan： Let?s go.Leave away from here.Lyu[沉思片刻,使他此感中走了出來]: Yes, my dear.[Lyu-bu走到Dong-zhuo跟前重重地踢上一腳，然后和Diao-chan 慢慢地小步離去，舞臺上剩下Dong-zhuo的尸體和Lyu-bu & Diao-chan 的背影。Introducer(背景音樂起)：After Dong Zhou?s death, the turbulent

country had restored into a peaceful lank.Diao Chan, the matchless beauty, the plain slave-girl.She sacrificed her own happiness for the best of her country.And gained her position in the Man-controlled era.Today, we still remember the love story of Lyubu and Diao-Chan, not for its sincerity, its heartbreak effect.But for its

concern with the future of the country.We extol Diao-Chan , noras much she was one of the 4-beauties of Ancient China as she was a real heroine.The end

《 荊珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside)/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman劍客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I

太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫外音：It?s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對觀眾）I?m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister?

阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I?ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）

太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Good idea!But who is the right candidate?

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

阿三：Yes.Action II

（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）

荊軻

Are you Li mochou?

李莫愁 Yes.荊軻

OK.I?m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers? world.李莫愁

Are you challenging me?

荊軻

Off course!聳聳肩表示同意

李莫愁 Come on!

音樂起

兩人沖上前來

“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。” 李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑

李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren?t you hurt?

荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?（贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get.” I got it, Momma is right.荊軻再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

荊柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹暈倒

荊柯：Hey, man, I?m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I?m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?

荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著： To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荊柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荊柯：I am very busy now!

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?

荊柯：I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What? What?s the TCM?

荊柯;Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn?t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What?s the TCM?

觀眾甲：TCM-Traditional Chinese MM.太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荊柯（激動）：Slimming減食療法 tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn?t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I?m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it!Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……

荊柯(誠懇狀)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!

Action Ш

（《大話西游》主題曲響起）

荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荊珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來。）

荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）荊珂(流淚)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自《飄》)

妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.荊珂（欲走還留，執子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴）.妻子:“I promise.”

荊軻:“Never let go.“

妻子:”I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I'll never let go."

（荊軻的發音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的臺詞。）

妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，荊珂上船，漸漸遠去

妻子：It?s a good day to die.Never come back.Never…… Never……

妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.結束！

第五篇：灰姑娘搞笑話劇劇本

灰姑娘（劇本）

人物：灰姑娘，王子,繼母，繼妹，小精靈，禮儀小姐，旁白，小卓子,宮女。

旁白：故事像時間一樣久遠，孤苦伶仃的灰姑娘從小就備受她同父異母的妹妹和她那母夜叉一樣的后母的欺辱。妹（從灰手中搶過一個鉛筆盒）：給我！灰：這是我的！（母上）

母：你想要的話就跟我說嘛，你要是不說我怎么知道你想要呢，你想要的話我又怎么會不給你呢，你不說的話，我是不會知道你想要的，這樣不就冤枉了為母嗎？所以說，以后你想要的話，就一定要對我說，我是不會不給你的，如果你想要?? 灰：什么亂七八糟的，聽不懂。

母：好吧，我再給你說一遍，你想要的話就跟我說嘛，你要是不說我怎么知道你想要呢，你想要的話我又怎么會不給你呢，你不說的話，我是不會知道你想要的，這樣不就冤枉了為母嗎？所以說，以后你想要的話，就一定要對我說，我是不會不給你的，如果你想要??

灰（捂耳朵）：啊，我受不了了。（跑開）（下）旁白：這一天，母親收到了一條來自皇室的短信。（母站著，邊看手機邊念）

母：西元2012年12月25號，皇室將召開隆重的Party,地點：萬秀園四層。

（妹上）

妹：mother,說不定還會選妃呦。

母：哎呀媽呀，俺咋沒想到呢，小樣兒，I’m proud of you！（下）旁白：這一切都被躲在一旁的灰姑娘聽到了，她深知自己不能參加party，于是心情超級無敵郁悶。（王子在一旁做洗澡狀）灰：今夜我又來到你的窗外，窗簾兒上你的影子多么可愛。王子（打了一個噴嚏）：討厭了啦，誰又在想人家了啦。（王子下）旁白：這時，一個小精靈出現了。

（小精靈上場蹦蹦跳跳走兩圈，走到場中央再轉一圈）小精靈：come on,baby,you love him,don’t you? 灰姑娘：小樣兒，你就不能說中文啊。

小精靈：在思維的盲角，我們撞在奇跡上，除去不可能的事，剩下的即使再不可能，但那也是真相，因為有標準答案的通常都不是問題??

灰姑娘：stop，你就不能說句人話啊！

小精靈：要想過得好，必須吃得飽；要想心情好，分數必考好；要想成績高，各科別忘掉；要想在落寞的繁華中找尋自己的方向，就必須??

灰姑娘：oh，no！你就說你想說什么吧！小精靈：想與王子在一起嗎？

灰姑娘：廢話，若是不想，哀家來這兒干嘛？

小精靈：移動用戶請編輯短信“王子王子我愛你，就像老鼠愛大米”至110,聯通用戶請編輯短信 ?? 灰姑娘：打住，我這么窮，哪來的手機啊。

小精靈：OK，Let’s make it a deal！我借給你法寶三件，有請我們的禮儀小姐上場！

（禮儀小姐上）

禮儀小姐：NO.1，張靚穎牌迷死人假睫毛一雙，NO.2，金光星牌不顯胖苗條晚禮服一套，NO.3，也是我們今天的重頭戲哦！陳水扁牌踩貶你水晶鞋一雙！灰姑娘：這么少啊？

小精靈：別急，還有李登輝牌你等會兒手紙一卷大奉送！灰姑娘：我暈！

小精靈：記住，12點之前必須回來，否則?? 灰姑娘：怎樣？

小精靈： 12點之后，所有這些都會消失，除了水晶鞋以外，所以??（向左右看看），我告訴你一條密計（悄悄說著什么）！（下）旁白：激動人心的一天終于來到了，灰姑娘戴著張靚穎牌迷死人假睫毛，穿著金光星牌不顯胖苗條晚禮服，蹬上陳水扁牌踩貶你水晶鞋，兜里揣著李登輝牌你等會兒手紙上路了。而這一切，她同父異母的妹妹和她那母夜叉一樣的后母還全然不知。

（妹，媽，上）

妹：媽咪，我們就這樣把她丟在家里，是不是有點?? 媽：這很公平啊。妹：做人要厚道。媽：如果你再這樣說，那么我要告訴你，媽咪很生氣，后果很嚴重。吾意已決，毋庸贅言！

旁白：激動人心的時刻終于來臨了，在party上，英俊的王子和美麗的灰姑娘邂逅了。

（王子和小卓子上）

王子：唉，小卓子，今天到場的姑娘怎么都長得比你還難看呢？一個個的豬腰子臉。

小卓子：真不會審美，這哪叫豬腰子臉啊，這是正宗的鞋拔子臉！我跟著王后娘娘那幾年，見的世面可多了！

宮女：王子，門外有一姑娘求見！坐馬車的，穿禮服的，是接見還是不見？

王子（見到灰）：妹子，我們是不是見過？ 灰姑娘：也許吧。

妹：媽咪你看！那不是??（指向灰）媽：怎么會呢！別管她！

旁白：王子和灰姑娘跳了很久很久，直到12點??

灰：oh my god！王子，雖然我很舍不得你，但我得走了，886！王：嘿，你還沒吃東西！（追向跑走的灰）（禮儀小姐把一張寫著水晶鞋的紙放在地上）

王（拾起水晶鞋）：啊，這是那姑娘的水晶鞋！我一定要找到她！（全下）

旁白：經過千山萬水（假走好久），王子終于找到了灰姑娘，把她帶回了皇宮。（全體手拉手：故事到此結束，謝謝大家！）