第一篇：英文電影的英語觀后感

today i go to a movie it name is super man in the movie a man have very big power and his dream is protects everyone when the movie over i think this movie is my favorite the super man's dream is great he is really a great man it make me exciting i think if i never gave up i will successful too like super man

美國電影《阿甘正傳》的英語觀后感

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When I first saw this movie I didn't appreciate it like I do now.Because I was so young that I didn’t get the main idea when I first saw it.Just recently I saw the movie again.What an amazing and moving story.That movie teaches you so much about life and the meaning of it.That life isn't as bad as most people feel.Forrest Gump, the innocent man can impact so many lives with his innocence.The meaning of the movie to me is that everyone needs to have a better outlook on life.That we need to appreciate more of the little things and not let the big things hold us back.Although life may throw us trials and tribulations like a box of chocolates, we just have to bite into it and get through it even if we don't like it.I just love this movie.And anyone who hasn't seen it or who thinks that don't like it I seriously suggest seeing it or seeing it again.It truly is amazing...貳

To be honest, this is the first time I ever write a review of a movie.And this beginning is a tough one—with an Oscar winner as its subject, surrounding which there is considerably controversy over the values it has questioned, the thoughts it tried to implicitly convey, and the art of the movie itself.The following discussion will go on as a dissection of this movie into several aspects.This dissection is, however, necessarily incomprehensive, and I would just try to make it a original review in the eyes of a busy, yet inspirational student of science who, from time to time, glances at the palace of arts with admiration and, more importantly, love.Forrest Gump> Film review Forrest Gump who is unfortunately to be born with a lower IQ and the muscle problem, usually, people always think this kind of person can’t be successful in doing anything.But, instead, this unlucky man has achieved lots of incredible success, he is a football star, a war hero, and later a millionaire!In the contention of the best picture of the 67th Oscar Award in 1995, film Have got six Grand Prixes , such as the best picture , the best actor , the best achievement in directing , adapting drama , the best achievement in film editing and the best visual effect bestly ,etc.at one blow.The film was passed to a intellectual disturbance person the description of life has reflected every aspect of U.S.A.’s life, important incident of social political life make and represent to these decades such as U.S.A.from one unique angle.Film adapt Winston · novel of the same name of Groom since.Only the original work is that one is full of fantastic novels with a satiric flavour, but the film modifies and beautifies the story.Have abandoned the absurdity of the original work and revealed that satirizes meaning , have added a kind of tender feeling for the film.This undoubtedly makes the film suit audience and judging panel’s taste even more, but has

sacrificed the struggle spirit of the rebel of the original work , make the film become one kind and idealize ethical symbol.Forrest Gump mould incarnation of virtue is honest keeping one’s word , conscientiously , brave paying attention to emotioning among film.In the film, Forrest Gump is a very pure image, but Jenny has become the degenerate symbol.And write the great discrepancy originally in this.To all that narrated, since beginning all behave with a kind of tender feeling and well-meaning attitude after all for the film, having even joined poesy composition, this makes the film seem soft and have no injury.The film advocates to traditional moral concept and embodiment.Make film apt to accept by people, director superb lay out skill and film application of language make the film very attractive too.Success with commercial for film content of the film has given security, and the treatment on director’s art makes the film more excellent, this is reason that the film succeeds.It was the box-office hits the most in that year to become U.S.A.in < Forrest Gump>.Tom · Hanks very much sincere naturally performance having among film.He has obtained the laurel of the best actor of Oscar for the behavior in this film.This second movie emperor’s money already whom he obtained in succession looks like.Success of < Forrest Gump>, make Tom Hanks become one of the most popular movie stars in Hollywood too.To Tom Hanks, those two years are the luckiest period of time in his performing art careers.功夫熊貓

Or the dream factory has always been the high standard, the screen exquisite detail, vivid characters vivid, touching story twists and turns, the most important thing is it in the most simple and easy to understand that the way of a token, that isfriendly fish who dream of escaping to the ocean.Meanwhile, Marlin bumps into a blue tang named Dory(Ellen DeGeneres), and sets out to save his son...The splendour of natural history hit The Blue Planet is matched by the wit of the script and stars.Barry Humphries has a terrific cameo as a great white shark who's sworn off killing(Remember, fish are friends, not food!), while DeGeneres provides perfect timing and tone as Dory, whose short-term memory loss is a gag that never stops running

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After the appreciation of the film “Titanic”, I have noticed some meaningful details behind the peoples’ general impression of simply an affectional film.The wreck of the Titanic occurred in 1912, in which the great recession started from the end of the 19th Century still hasn’t ended.Most critics pointed out that the sinking of the Titanic represents the collapse of the Capitalism in the end of the 19th Century.However, I would like to say that, in this movie, the director had not only foreran the crisis of the Capitalism, but also showed some of the human nature, from both gloomy and brilliant aspects, like selfish, mammonish, vainglorious, and love, hope, bravery, faith, and so on.In this essay, I will first reveal this film’s indication of the social context of that age, then I will analyse the two contrary aspects of human nature indicated in this film through some impressive shots.Under the development of industrial technology, the economy in the Capitalism countries took off.People lived a rich, luxury and expensive life, and this rapid economic development lasted for almost 20 years.People had got used to this kind of life.The huge development in machinery changed people’s life greatly.Innovations of transportation, such as vehicles and tankers, allowed people to travel around.The appearance of these modern transportations was an important milestone of the industrialization.People thus became very confident on human intellectual capabilities.They believed their power of conquering the nature is inapproachable.While the Titanic is also called “The Ship of Dreamers”, in this film, when it bearing in with the ocean in the darkness, the mysterious ocean represents the unknown nature and the ship itself represents the advanced material capabilities people owned.In a shot that Mr Bruce explains his design of the Titanic, he said “the ship possesses huge size, stability, luxury, and strength”, and that” the supremacy will never be challenged”.In fact, all these words can be thought of the symbols of the Capitalism of that time in many people’s eyes.They thought the Capitalism is just like the Titanic, which should be “unsinkable”.The wonderful way of developing economy would stay in good

condition eternally.However, things do not always follow the way people wish to be.The economic recession suddenly attacked the Capitalism countries at the end of the 19th Century.It was not until then that people did not realize the impracticality of their idealized “unsinkable” Capitalism.Capitalism will sink.And unfortunately it did sink.Just like the movie shows, when the ship broke into two parts and began to sink quicker and quicker, everybody knows the ship is going to sink, the priest kept reiterating to the disciples,” the former would has passed away.” As to the human nature uncovered in this film, can be thought of from both negative and positive aspects.I will first elucidate some gloomy characteristics revealed by the film.The first impressive characteristic may be that the fiancé of Rose, Karl would gain his ends by fair means or foul.When he noticed that Rose has obliquity with Jack, he took out the necklace with a diamond of 56 carats named “the heart of the ocean”, to request Rose not to leave him.He knows that Rose doesn’t love him, but he chose to use money to keep Rose with him.When Titanic was sinking, both Jack and Karl were trying to trick Rose into getting on the accident boat.Since Karl had already bribed a sailor, he lied to Rose that he would ensure that Jack will also get on the boat.Nevertheless, when Karl himself was rejected to get on the accident boat, he again used an intrigue that he picked up an outcast child and pretended to be the father of the child, and managed to get on the accident boat.Another negative social mood of that time exposed by the film is vanity.Rose’s mother wanted to marry her daughter to Karl just because Karl is extremely rich, while she doesn’t care whether Rose loves him or not.When Jack wearing a suit borrowed from a woman to attend the dinner invited by Karl, he was respected by other guests.However, when he wore his own clothes maybe a little bit shabby, and tried to enter the ballroom to look for Rose, he was driven out by the two guards outside the ballroom.The two respondences depending on Jack’s appearance contrasted sharply, and really very shocking for us to imagine a society like that.Anyway, there are some brilliant aspects of human nature showed in this film.There is love, bravery, faith, and beliefs existing at the scene.The presence of love was impenetrated through the whole film.The love is not only expressed between Jack and Rose, but also exists among the families.When the water was poured into the ship, when men are forced to be obstructed from their wives and children, an old couple held each other tightly in the bed;a father comforted his daughter he will just leave her for a while, just a little while… When Titanic was sinking, some musicians were performing pieces of music, some disciples were praying to Virgin Mary around the priest on their knees…

In conclusion, the film of “Titanic” is not simply an affectional story between Jack and Rose.It shows more than love.The wreck of Titanic represents the collapse of the Capitalism, which is considered “unsinkable” by most people.The film also shows different aspects of human nature.Some people own strong vainglory, while some other possess much of love;still others are rich in firm faith and beliefs.We should always keep in mind that, no matter how enormous the calamity is, no matter how defective the people are, we should believe there are always more virtue than vice in the world…

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Harry Potter is a series of seven fantasy novels written by British author J.K.Rowling.The books chronicle the adventures of the eponymous adolescent wizard Harry Potter, together with Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, his best friends.The central story arc concerns Harry's struggle

against the evil wizard Lord Voldemort, who killed Harry's parents in his quest to conquer the wizarding world, after which he seeks to subjugate the Muggle(non-magical)world to his rule.這個(gè)殺手不太冷

This film was absolutely amazing.I have spent hours re-watching various scenes and noticing all the perfection with which they are acted and directed.It's not the violence or action sequences that make this movie so great(although they are well done...), but rather moments like where Mathilda knocks on Leon's door.It would be so easy to just film the door opening, but instead we see light illuminating Natalie Portman's face, symbolizing something angelic.And the moment has so much more meaning.I know a lot of people who have seen this film because they are action fans.I'm not.But I'm glad I finally found it, because it's a wonderful film in so many other ways.刮痧的英文觀后感

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Gua Sha is a movie about the differences between American and Chinese culture.Xu datong is a video games designer in St.Louis.When his father visits from China, he performs Gua Sha(a Chinese traditional treatment)on his grandson, which leaves bright red marks on the skin and causes a lawsuit of child abuse.In the court, Datong loses his mind so that finally he loses custody of his son.I think this scene is shocking and thought-provoking to most of the Chinese audiences.But the most impressing scene to me is the ending.Datong wants to see his son in Christmas eve, he has to climb a pipe to the ninth floor which his son lives.I think the pipe is not only a pipe, but also a gap, a deep gap between American and 5000-year Chinese culture.He wants to climb over the gap and he will never succeed, perhaps no Chinese people really could succeed.貳:

It's about assimilation into American culture, and not assimilation in an ”International” city, like SF or NY or LA or Chicago, but St.Louis, MO(actually shot there).Really great acting, interesting story.Gua Sha is a treatment in traditional oriental medicine in which a wooden board repeatedly slides across the patient's acupuncture acupressure massage points.It works in similar principles like that of acupuncture acupressure massage.This method would inevitably leave bruise on the skin, and the story

begins here, when the visiting grandpa who does not speak any English used this traditional practice to treat the grandson when both son and daughter-in-law were at work.Sadly, in US, this is a story that repeats itself many times in the area where many oriental immigrants lives and all of these are due to simple misunderstanding between cultures.Gua Sha: Step-by-Step, by Arya Nielsen.If an acupuncturist is trained in Classical Chinese medicine, they will do this technique in their practice for pain, and for acute or chronic illness.

第二篇：電影英文觀后感

《花木蘭》

Why Mulan sticks out as a great Disney film.I was impressed by this Disney film for so many reasons, too many to list here, but I will go on the record as saying that Mulan has got to be one of the best Disney female characters that ever saw production, in the midst of a colorful and artistic film, that will resonate in your memory.Mulan sticks out in my mind for this reason.For once, we have a strong female lead, or at the least, stronger than most of them.She isn't counted among the Disney “princesses” line-up.She doesn't want for herself, and she seeks to look deeper within herself to discover her inner being.She isn't like Ariel, who wants to be someone else.She isn't like Jasmine, who sits in luxury, waiting to be swept off her feet by Prince Charming, just like Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and almost any female character that Disney brings to life.And while she does share some traits among this list, she stands out because she does something that these do not.She uses her mind.Mulan, in fact, has more in common with male Disney leads than the female Disney leads.Mulan is a thinker, and a do-er.She's resourceful, like Aladdin.She is quick to act, like Eric(mermaid.)And she sacrifices herself for the sake of others, like Hercules.She also speaks her mind, even in a culture that does not allow such a thing.She doesn't waste time pining about “will I ever find true love?” Indeed, we see that she has an attraction to Shang(as he was her husband in the legends,)but we see her uncomfortable and unsure of meeting the Match-maker.She begs for her father's life when Chi-Fu came to the village.When you see her make her decision to take her father's place in the army, she does so out of her love for him, valuing his life above hers.She doesn't wish to become a man to see what it is like or for a change.Only to save his life.She later doubts herself and her reasons for going, but she did so because of her inner strengths, something other female Disney leads too often lack.(And it is these strengths that Shang is attracted to at the end.)This movie also has a simple, but very effective villain, Shan Yu.Though not as memorable as Jafar or Ursula, he is more effective and more menacing because he is not fantastic.By that, I mean that he is not magical, he holds no special power.He is portrayed as a man, and as a man that could have truly existed, performing vicious acts that men do.We see the destruction that his army lays to a village, and when Mulan finds the doll, it shows that Shan Yu left no one living, man, woman or child.This is what makes him so effective as a villain, showing how truly human he indeed is.Granted, the producers did not develop him in any great depth, but they showed enough of him to remind us of his threat to China.Besides, sometimes the better villains are the ones you don't know too much about, or see a lot of.Of the rest of the supporting cast, I will only mention four of them as being memorable in any real way.Chi-Fu, the emperor's consultant, was a reminder of the way many men looked at women in this culture.He thrusts his head up when Mulan begs for her father's life, and when she is discovered to be a woman, though she is a hero, he is quick to insult her, and to order her execution, simply because she impersonated a man.The other three were, of course, her comrades, Ling, Yao, and Chian Po.Though they were mainly comic relief(almost like a 3 stooges set,)they remained loyal to Mulan and trusted her fully, even after she was discovered.I like them, because they were not discriminatory to her in any way, even trying to stop her execution.When Mulan told them she had an idea to help the emperor faster, they were the first to her side, even when Shang was still reluctant to do so.Overall, a wonderful movie to the Disney list.If you haven't seen it, then do so, you won't regret it.And yes, Mushu was a cool character as well.**** In Response to an earlier post by Phoenix-1 **** To expect any movie to accurately portray history in any way is lunacy.Even those movies that come close to historical accuracy are flawed in many ways.This was a way of telling a story, as any movie is.It can be argued that it tries to provoke curiosity in another culture, but it is also meant to entertain.I would also like to point out that Mulan is really not “historical,” like Joan of Arc, but rather she is a legend, much like Hercules and Aladdin, who also come from the realm of myth, stories and legends.And while there is some difference between the original legend and this movie, your examples of how Disney would butcher tales of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln do not compare to this story in any way.Your arguments for comparison should be better applied to Pocahontas, as she was an actual historical figure.海底總動(dòng)員

Somewhere, under the sea, weak-finned clown fish Nemo(Alexander Gould)lives with his fretful father, Marlin(Albert Brooks).Smothered by pop‘s paranoia, he ventures away from the reef, but his dad‘s dread is justified when a passing diver whisks him away.Taken to a tank in a Sydney dentists, Nemo meets Gill(Willem Dafoe)and co-friendly fish who dream of escaping to the ocean.Meanwhile, Marlin bumps into a blue tang named Dory(Ellen DeGeneres), and sets out to save his son...The splendour of natural history hit The Blue Planet is matched by the wit of the script and stars.Barry Humphries has a terrific cameo as a great white shark who‘s sworn off killing(Remember, fish are friends, not food!), while DeGeneres provides perfect timing and tone as Dory, whose short-term memory loss is a gag that never stops running.

第三篇：英文電影觀后感

英文電影觀后感

In winter I watch three movies.The first movie is called ‘Barbie and the Three Musketeers’.(1/25/2012)

I watched this movie just two hours ago.Actually this is an old movie for me, but this is my favorite movie in a series of ‘Barbie movies’.Corinne is a girl who grows in the village.Her father is a musketeer.She dreams that she can be a musketeer all the time.Corinne’s parents let her go to paris to be a musketeer when she is seventeen.Then seventeen-year-old Corinne goes to paris with her little cat, Miette.But everyone says girls couldn’t be musketeers.Nobody helps her.Although she gets into trouble on the first day, she still remembers what she dreams.Later she meets three girls who also want to be musketeers.They practice every day.The girls once find by accident that the prince regent wants to kill the prince because he wants to be the king.Finally they save the prince’s life in their way.Because of it, Corinne and her friends become musketeers.I love this movie especially the leading character, Corinne.Corinne is one of the bravest girls I ever see in the movies.She always holds fast to her dream though no one believes girls could be musketeers.As her father said, ‘True courage is pursuing your dream even though everybody else says it’s impossible.’ It is always true in life.Many successful people make their dreams come true by persistence and pursuit.You can certainly succeed so long as you pursue your own dream.Also, Corinne and her friends were very brave and united when they face the trouble.They prove that they could be musketeers with strength and courage.‘All for one, and one for all!’ they said.That’s why the girls could save the prince smoothly.The second movie is called ‘Barbie princess Charm School’.(1/26/2012)

In this movie, Barbie acts a girl named Blair.In fact Blair’s real name is Sophia.She is a princess who was abandoned seventeen years ago, because her biological mother, Queen Isabella and her family died in a car crash except Sophia.Then baby Sophia was found outdoors by a kind woman.The woman named the baby princess ‘Blair’.Seventeen years later, by accident Blair becomes a lucky dog of princess Charm School.It means she can study in this school.In the school there is a princess called Delancey.Delancey looks down on Blair because Blair is not a princess.Because of princess Sophia was missing, Delancey is going to take over the Kingdom.Afterwards Blair knows her identity accidentally.She stops Delancey at last and shows the fact to

everyone.Blair is a brave and optimistic girl.She dares to stop Delancey although Delancey is blue blood.Blair believes that every girl can be a princess because character is more important than a crown.It is because of her character, Blair changes from a regular girl to a noble princess.The third movie is called ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks2’.(1/26/2012)

This movie is the most awesome American movie I have ever seen.The chipmunks called Alvin, Simon and Theodore are three famous rock stars.Alvin once hurts Dave by accident at a concert.So Dave has to stay at the hospital.So Tobey, a big boy takes care of them.Three chipmunks go to school on the second day.Some boys invite Alvin to join the school football team and Alvin says yes.Later three female chipmunks called Britney, Jitney and Eleanor go to see Ian and sing to him.Ian becomes the female chipmunks’ broker.The chipmunks and the female chipmunks have a contest at school and female chipmunks win.They can take part in a singing contest on behalf of the school.But Ian wants them to take part in another contest.So Ian closes them in a cage.Alvin takes them out.Finally the chipmunks and the female chipmunks sing in the contest together.This movie is very funny.When I was sad, I always watch this movie to make me happy.I like the chipmunk named Theodore best because he is the youngest chipmunk in them.He usually makes mistakes.His mistakes always make me laugh.Also Theodore is the cutest chipmunks in them.

第四篇：英文電影觀后感

Sentiment after Watching Taken / 96 Hours

Directed by Pierre Morel ,the leading role was acted by Liam Neeson who was a famous actor from England.Liam acted as a father whose work was special agent and was divorced with hie wife.His daughter was played by Margaret Grace,who in the film wanted to travel in Paries but need his father”s permission.After all the father whose name in the film was Bryan agreed to sign the agreement but asked the daughter named Kim call him every day in Paris.Not everything went well in the life in Paris ,however, a group of kidnapper kept their eyes on Kim and her partner att the second they arrived in Paris , and they kidnapped them two in an quiet afternoon.Then Bryan came into our scene and somehow rescued his daughter and punished the bad man, eventually he went home with his daughter and introduced her daughter to a famous singer who was willing to teach her daughter songs.Liam is a perfect actor and by his brilliant act the father’s figure is picturesque.Bryan is a strict father that he will do everything he can to protect his daughter ,even strictly limit his daughter’s life.But he is also a father with love and skill by which he can fight with bad man.Not only does he cares ,but he also knows how to care.Which the film attracts me is the tense stroy line.Following the line we see a strict and lovely father.Even when write this article now ,I found it excited to revenge this story.

第五篇：英文電影觀后感

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《怪物史萊克4》作為該系列的最后一部，故事延續(xù)上集的結(jié)尾，在拯救公主，尋找到真愛并且穩(wěn)定住了Far far away王國后，有了“小史萊克”，我們的史萊克成了一個(gè)居家好男人。但一次生日聚會(huì)，卻使生活出現(xiàn)了變數(shù)。有小朋友希望怪物大叔發(fā)出野性的吼聲，以此取樂，但史萊克覺得有點(diǎn)難堪或受屈辱，忍著不發(fā)作，一連串的麻煩，最終使他情緒暴燥，不可收拾，他成了離家出走的男人。在這里，影片隱含著對孩子們進(jìn)行教育：暴怒可能會(huì)出問題，離家出走更可能險(xiǎn)象環(huán)生。

離家之后，他遇上了會(huì)魔術(shù)的小矮人精靈，精靈和史萊克與他簽約，隨意取走他從前的任何一天，以換取他對自己有過的野性生活的體驗(yàn)。史萊克被摔進(jìn)了另一個(gè)王國之中，也跌進(jìn)了矮人精靈布下的圈套。因?yàn)樾“司`通過史萊克，而騙取了一個(gè)王國的王位，并想通過使史萊克永遠(yuǎn)消失。

史萊克不可能不遵守合同契約，這是一條準(zhǔn)則，但你應(yīng)該找到解除合約的條件或方式，驢朋友幫史萊克解了密，就是用真情之吻，來解除契約。而在這個(gè)另類世界上，妻子菲歐拉并不認(rèn)識自己的丈夫史萊克，史萊克想通過熱情相吻來消解與精靈的契約，但好事做盡、好話說絕，也不成。這里，似乎在告訴受眾，特別是青少年朋友，真愛難以通過功利獲得，只有通過一系列勇敢的行為，使對方發(fā)現(xiàn)自己真誠的心，才能得到熱情真心的吻。

史萊克很強(qiáng)大，但他處處得有小動(dòng)物朋友們幫忙，當(dāng)朋友需要史萊克幫助的時(shí)候，史萊克也會(huì)冒著生命危險(xiǎn)出現(xiàn)在朋友身邊，并有歌聲伴唱道，朋友就是你需要的時(shí)候，總是能給你幫助的人。在遭受騙子魔術(shù)師欺騙后被囚禁的日子里，史萊克與他的伙伴們卻一直努力著，意志沒有屈服，“我們的身體被囚禁，但卻囚禁不了我們的尊嚴(yán)。”伙伴們互相安慰與支持，追求正義與自由的力量支撐著他們。

整個(gè)影片內(nèi)容，浸潤著道德精神與價(jià)值追求的意識。看完電影，我們可以向孩子總結(jié)出一籮筐的道德教義：你看，怪物史萊克需要尊重，小朋友讓他吼叫，史萊克認(rèn)為是拿自己不當(dāng)人，所以生氣了，后果多嚴(yán)重啊，他離家出走了而家庭對人個(gè)人是多少重要啊；千萬不要不看合約就輕易簽約，這樣可能將自己出賣了；出賣自己一天，可能就等于出賣了一輩子，所以自己的任何一天，都體現(xiàn)生命的意義與尊嚴(yán)；不要看人長相，交朋友要看人的品德。要學(xué)會(huì)與朋友們合作，才會(huì)獲得成功；珍惜平凡的生活，一旦失去，你才知道它的珍貴??

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Yesterday I watched a movie named with my brother.It is so funny.It is about a ogre.He is upset because he cannot be acceptted by other men because of his awful look.One day he gets a mission to rescue a princess so that the King gives back his mire.He,along with a talking donkey,goes through fire and water and finally reaches the tower where the princess is kept.He fights against the dragon that guards the princess.At last he rescues the princess.After that ,he gives her his first kiss.This movie tells us,when we are not acceptted by others,at least,we should try to let them know us and don't say die.3）

看了一個(gè)3D動(dòng)畫電影《怪物史萊克》，覺得很好看，所以忍不住要說兩句。其實(shí)開頭沒啥意思，直到公主被救我都沒太笑，結(jié)果美麗的公主清早起來不刷牙，非得和小鳥飆歌，公主的嗓子那個(gè)高啊，一使勁把小鳥給震爆了，羽毛紛飛??哈哈，實(shí)在忍不住了，太能扯了，黑色幽默。

哦，對了，鳥巢里還有三枚可憐的、沒了娘的鳥蛋，也被我們美麗溫柔的公主給煎成了荷苞蛋，猛人！這大概是本世紀(jì)到目前為止最搞怪的公主形象。公主還會(huì)中國功夫？我怎么看著像惡搞《黑客帝國》呢？特別是那個(gè)空中懸停裙里腿。順便說一句，魯賓遜這個(gè)小子，除了歌唱得還成，其它方面真是很“遜”。堂堂一個(gè)公主，吃烤老鼠也就算了，問題是你怎么能用蜘蛛網(wǎng)抓蟲子，還整成棉花糖的形狀給史萊克吃？史萊史還真吃。一個(gè)拿癩蛤蟆當(dāng)氣球吹，一個(gè)拿吹鼓了的蛇編氣球馬，這都什么亂七八糟的。編劇的想像力真是不蓋的。

還有這個(gè)多嘴的、暈血的矮腳驢也挺逗，它和那個(gè)涂著口紅的雌龍真是天生一對，長得都那么有夫妻相。驢被龍抓到后，為了拖延時(shí)間，對龍胡說八道，驢說：時(shí)間久了我們才能完全了解對方，我不想倉促發(fā)生肉體關(guān)系，我們應(yīng)該先做個(gè)朋友或者筆友，嗨嗨嗨，別這樣，這是我私人的尾巴，你想干什么??龍要吻驢，結(jié)果吻到了史萊克的屁股。

“這是我私人的尾巴！”嗯，不是我喜歡瞎聯(lián)系，但我實(shí)在很希望在中國也能聽到類似的聲音。比如：這是我私人的領(lǐng)地，你無權(quán)強(qiáng)迫我搬遷！再比如：節(jié)假日是我私人的時(shí)間，你不能強(qiáng)迫我加班！

史萊克和驢在月光下胡扯，史萊克很憂傷，因?yàn)槿藗円豢吹剿驼f：救命!一個(gè)大丑妖怪!驢安慰他說：知道嗎，我們剛見面時(shí)，我沒有認(rèn)為你是個(gè)大丑妖怪。史萊克說：對，我知道。驢說：那么，天上有驢嗎??

“那么，天上有驢嗎？”這是我聽過最滄桑最無厘頭的電影對白。

史萊克不是英雄，他要救公主，僅僅是一種交易，為了圖個(gè)清靜而已。或者說，他很自卑，甚至有自閉癥。丑陋的外表讓他泯失了與人交流和溝通的勇氣，他身在孤獨(dú)的焦烤里，卻安慰自已說：我喜歡清靜。借口！環(huán)境孤獨(dú)其實(shí)并不可怕，可怕的是精神孤獨(dú)。古往今來，我還從未曾聽說有哪一個(gè)活的隱士喜歡精神孤獨(dú)，林逋夠隱了吧，但他種梅養(yǎng)鶴，寄情山水，“暗香疏影”詩成絕唱。他的精神還不算孤獨(dú)，所以他沒有自殺。海子為什么自殺？梵高為什么自殺？我以為不過是精神上太孤獨(dú)罷了。

公主被史萊克非禮后，總算沒有變回美麗的外表，這很好，我很喜歡。佛說人生七苦之一是“愛別離”，也許真心相愛的人注定是要離別的。然而公主和史萊克真心相愛卻沒有離別，這比《剪刀手愛德華》中的愛情實(shí)在要完美得多。

人生終究不是童話，不是傳說，不是電影，更不是3D建模，人生有時(shí)遠(yuǎn)比電影更苦澀，比3D建模更復(fù)雜。人生應(yīng)該是有缺憾的，也許有缺憾的人生，才正是完美的人生。正如驢所說：名人的婚姻都不能長久。又想當(dāng)名人，又要婚姻美滿，哪來那么多好事。