第一篇：初中英語演講幽默故事

Big

Head

“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head.Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes” “Where's the shopping bag?” “I haven't got one,use your hat.” 大腦袋

“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。” “別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”

“購物袋在哪？”

“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”

“I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.“You're a good boy,” said the mother proudly.“Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells the candy.” 好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”

“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的。”

Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.“Look,” said the elder brother.“How nice these paintings are!”

“Yes,” said the younger, “but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children.Where is the father?”

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, “Obviously he was painting the pictures.”

父親在哪兒？

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀！”

“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？”

哥哥想了會兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”

An Alarm Clock A young man went to a mountain village for his holiday.One night he stayed at a small hotel near a train station.Before going to bed, he went to the owner of the hotel and said to the old man, “ Excuse me, sir.Will you please wake me up at a quarter to five? I'm going to take the five o'clock train tomorrow morning.”

“ Oh, sorry, ” the owner said, “ I am afraid I can't.I don't get up that early.”

The young man started to go back to his room when he stopped and asked, “ Do you have an alarm clock? That would help me.” “ Yes, here it is, young man.”

The young man took the clock happily and thanked the old man.But when he looked at it carefully, there appeared to be something wrong with it.“ Does it ring on time? ” he asked the old man.“ Sure!Just shake it when it's time to get up, and it'll ring.” 一只鬧鐘

一個年輕人到一個山村去度假。那天夜里，他住宿在火車站附近的一個旅館里。

上床睡之前，他對旅館老板——一個老頭兒說：“對不起，先生，請問您能在五點差一刻叫醒我嗎？我明天早晨要乘五點的火車。”

“哦，很抱歉”，旅館老板說，“恐怕不行，我不可能起那么早。”

年輕人正想回到房間去，又停住了問：“那你有鬧鐘嗎？或許它能幫助我。” “我有，給你，年輕人。”

年輕人很高興地拿了鬧鐘，謝了老頭兒。但當他仔細查看了鬧鐘后，發現似乎有毛病。“它能準時鬧嗎？”他問老頭兒。

“那當然！時間一到，你搖一搖，他就會響的。”

One Engine Left

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, “Attention, passengers.We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left.Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult.”

Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, “Guess what, folks.We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one.We will now arrive in London three hours late.”

At this point, one passenger became furious.“For Pete's sake,” he shouted, “If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!”

只剩一個引擎

一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時，喇叭里傳來了機長的聲音：“旅客們請注意，我們的四個引擎中有一個丟失了。但剩下的三個引擎會把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時。” 過了一會兒，旅客們又聽到機長的聲音：“各位，你們猜怎么啦 ？我們剛又掉了第三個引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個引擎我們也能飛，但要晚三個小時了。” 正在這時，一位乘客非常氣憤地說：“看在上帝的份上，如果我們再掉一個引擎，我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”

第二篇：英語演講幽默故事

七年級五班英語幽默故事大賽演講稿 do you like stories? i want to tell you a true story.it happened to a friend of mine a year ago.while my friend ,george, was reading in bed, two thieves climbed into his kitchen.after they had entered the house, they went into the dining room.it was very dark, so they turned on a torch.suddenly, they heard a voice behind them.‘what’s up? what’s up?’someone called.the thieves dropped the torch and ran away as quickly as they could.george heard the noise and came downstairs quickly.he turned on the light, but he couldn’t see anyone.the thieves had already gone.but george’s parrot, hey, was still there.‘what’s up, george?’he called.‘nothing, hey.’george said and smiled.‘go back to sleep.’篇二：初中英語演講幽默故事 bighead “wheres the shopping bag?”

“i havent got one,use your hat.”

大腦袋

“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”

“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”

“購物袋在哪？”

“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。” good boy little robert asked his mother for two cents.what did you do with the money i gave you yesterday? i gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.youre a good boy, said the mother proudly.here are two cents more.but why are you so interested in the old woman? she is the one who sells the candy.好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”

“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”

“她是個賣糖果的。” where is the father? two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.look, said the elder brother.how nice these paintings are!yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children.where is the father? the elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, obviously he was painting the pictures.父親在哪兒？

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀！”

“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？”

哥哥想了會兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。” an alarm clock a young man went to a mountain village for his holiday.one night he stayed at a small hotel near a train station.before going to bed, he went to the owner of the hotel and said to the old man, “ excuse me, sir.will you please wake me up at a quarter to five? im going to take the five oclock train tomorrow morning.”

“ oh, sorry, ” the owner said, “ i am afraid i cant.i dont get up that early.” the young man started to go back to his room when he stopped and asked, “ do you have an alarm clock? that would help me.”

“ yes, here it is, young man.”

the young man took the clock happily and thanked the old man.but when he looked at it carefully, there appeared to be something wrong with it.“ does it ring on time? ” he asked the old man.“ sure!just shake it when its time to get up, and itll ring.”

一只鬧鐘

一個年輕人到一個山村去度假。那天夜里，他住宿在火車站附近的一個旅館里。

上床睡之前，他對旅館老板——一個老頭兒說：“對不起，先生，請問您能在五點差一刻叫醒我嗎？我明天早晨要乘五點的火車。”

“哦，很抱歉”，旅館老板說，“恐怕不行，我不可能起那么早。”

年輕人正想回到房間去，又停住了問：“那你有鬧鐘嗎？或許它能幫助我。”

“我有，給你，年輕人。”

年輕人很高興地拿了鬧鐘，謝了老頭兒。但當他仔細查看了鬧鐘后，發現似乎有毛病。“它能準時鬧嗎？”他問老頭兒。

“那當然！時間一到，你搖一搖，他就會響的。” one engine left a 747 was halfway across the atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, attention, passengers.we have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach london with the three we have left.unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult.shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captains voice again, guess what, folks.we just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one.we will now arrive in london three hours late.at this point, one passenger became furious.for petes sake, he shouted, if we lose another engine, well be up here all night!只剩一個引擎

一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時，喇叭里傳來了機長的聲音：“旅客們請注意，我們的四個引擎中有一個丟失了。但剩下的三個引擎會把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時。” 過了一會兒，旅客們又聽到機長的聲音：“各位，你們猜怎么啦 ？我們剛又掉了第三個引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個引擎我們也能飛，但要晚三個小時了。” 正在這時，一位乘客非常氣憤地說：“看在上帝的份上，如果我們再掉一個引擎，我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”篇三：英語演講幽默開場白

英語演講幽默開場白

作為一個演講者，我從觀眾那只得到過兩種抱怨：一種是我講話聲音太大了，他們無法入睡；第二種是我講得時間太長了，他們無法一直清醒。

作為一個講演者，他的演講總拿來和林肯的哥得堡演講[一個著名的演講]相比較。當他演講結束時，也有悲傷、眼淚和悲痛——特別是計劃委員會。

幽默注釋：演講者講得太糟糕了，組織者哭得很傷心。

演講結束時，宴會主人感謝你從繁忙的日程中抽出時間來——你泰然自若，優雅地點頭微笑著，心里非常清楚你日歷上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝點咖啡poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program---and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注釋：一些老干部退休后沒什么事干，有人請他參加一些活動，他還假裝很忙，好象推開了很多事才趕去似的。

過去我演講時常常會比較緊張，但那時我看到一條信息說如果你想象所有的觀眾都是裸體會有所幫助。此時此刻，我站在這里想象著觀眾都是裸體，真的起作用，我不再緊張了，但眼睛有些疲勞。

i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked.and so, at this very moment, i’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked.and it really works.i no suffer from nervousness.eyestrain.yes 幽默注釋：把觀眾想象成裸體，意思是我不怕你們，就不緊張了。

創新句子：大部分人站在講臺上都會有點兒緊張，我屬于少部分人，我非常

緊張。

我本人不自負——我簡直不能告訴你們我是多么欽佩我這一點。personally, i have never been conceited---and i can’t tell you how much i admire myself for that.幽默句子：他因為自己不自負，所以變得非常驕傲。

創新句子：我一點兒都不自負，我希望別人也這么看我.我先用簡單明了的英語演講，以后我再翻譯給律師聽。

let me put this into plain english.i’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注釋：律師總喜歡用復雜的語言，簡單的話都聽不懂了。

創新句子：我的講話有三個版本，小學生版本，中學生版本，大學生版本，你是聽小學一年紀版的，還是小學二年紀版的？

如果你聽過這個故事，請不要打斷我，我就知道這一個故事。if you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one i know.幽默注釋：就是你知道兩個故事，講故事前也可以這么說。創新句子：我講個笑話，如果你們聽過，也希望裝做沒聽過，我也這樣照顧你們。

演講就象給草坪澆水，如果有四分之一的水滲下去你就滿意了。

making a speech is like watering a lawn.you’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.幽默注釋：有人打呼嚕，有人說話，都是正常的，有四分之一觀眾聽就不錯了。

幽默句子：即興演講的開場白。

創新句子：我不知道你們會不會喜歡我的演講，我不知道我要講點兒什么開始前我想告訴你們下面的演講已經編輯成了電視節目，我現在少講20分鐘，我們能夠及時趕回家看2臺的節目。

before i begin, i want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television.i cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.幽默注釋：放著現場不看，偏要回家在電視上看。

可能你們有些人知道我今晚出現在這里有兩個原因：第一個原因是你們的計劃委員會一直在設法尋找一個聰明、有趣、老練的演講者，——他們找到了。第二個原因是那個人病了，所以就打電話把我找來了。

幽默注釋：一開始好象在說自己很牛，其實就是個臨時替場。

第三篇：初中英語演講小故事

初中英語演講小故事 who deserves help? many years ago, there lived a very rich man who wanted to do something for the people of his town.but first he wanted to find out whether they deserved his help.so he placed a very large stone in the center of the main road into town.then he hid behind a tree and waited.soon an old man came along with his cow.the young man then began to move the stone.he pushed and pulled with all his strength to move it to one side.but imagine his surprise when under the stone he found a bag full of money and this message: this money is for the thoughtful person who removes this stone from the road.that person deserves help.hello everyone,today im very glad to be here to addrea speech about joking.as we all feel, we are having a busy life--busy working,busy studying,busy talking,busy eating,and even,busy falling asleep!in this rapid developing world,we have to be busy or we will fall behind篇二：英語小故事 演講稿

我要自由 i want be free good afternoon,everyone.today,my topic is “i want to be free.”it’s a story about a wolf and a dog.a wolf was almost dead with hunger.a house-dog saw him,and asked,”friend,it’s bad for you.”

so the wolf and the dog went to the town together.on the way ,the wolf saw that there was no hair around the dog’neck.he felt quite surprised,and asked him why it was like that? “oh,it is nothing.”said the dog.”every night my master puts a collar around my neck and chains me up.you will soon get used to it.”

“is that the only reason.”said the wolf.”then good bye to you,my friend.i would like to be free.”

do you like to be free?every.thank you for listening.下午好。今天，我的話題是“我要自由”。這是一個關于一只狗和一只狼的故事。

一只狼快要餓死了，一只狗看見后問他，“這對你是不好的，為什么不像我一樣穩定地干活并有規律地獲得食物呢？”

狼說：“如果我有個地方住，我沒有意見。”狗回答說：“跟我到主人那里去，我們一起工作。”于是狼和狗一起回到村子。

在路上，狼注意到狗的脖子上有一圈沒有毛，他很奇怪地問為什么會那樣。

“噢，沒有什么。”狗說，“我的主人每天晚上都用一條鐵鏈子拴住我，你很快就會習慣的。”“就是因為這個原因嗎？”狼說道，“那么，再見了，我的朋友，我寧愿選擇自由。”

你想要自由嗎？謝謝大家。篇三：初中英語演講幽默故事 bighead “wheres the shopping bag?”

“i havent got one,use your hat.”

大腦袋

“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”

“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”

“購物袋在哪？”

“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。” good boy little robert asked his mother for two cents.what did you do with the money i gave you yesterday? i gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.youre a good boy, said the mother proudly.here are two cents more.but why are you so interested in the old woman? she is the one who sells the candy.好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”

“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”

“她是個賣糖果的。” where is the father? two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.look, said the elder brother.how nice these paintings are!yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children.where is the father? the elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, obviously he was painting the pictures.父親在哪兒？

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀！”

“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？”

哥哥想了會兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。” an alarm clock a young man went to a mountain village for his holiday.one night he stayed at a small hotel near a train station.before going to bed, he went to the owner of the hotel and said to the old man, “ excuse me, sir.will you please wake me up at a quarter to five? im going to take the five oclock train tomorrow morning.”

“ oh, sorry, ” the owner said, “ i am afraid i cant.i dont get up that early.” the young man started to go back to his room when he stopped and asked, “ do you have an alarm clock? that would help me.”

“ yes, here it is, young man.”

the young man took the clock happily and thanked the old man.but when he looked at it carefully, there appeared to be something wrong with it.“ does it ring on time? ” he asked the old man.“ sure!just shake it when its time to get up, and itll ring.”

一只鬧鐘 一個年輕人到一個山村去度假。那天夜里，他住宿在火車站附近的一個旅館里。

上床睡之前，他對旅館老板——一個老頭兒說：“對不起，先生，請問您能在五點差一刻叫醒我嗎？我明天早晨要乘五點的火車。”

“哦，很抱歉”，旅館老板說，“恐怕不行，我不可能起那么早。”

年輕人正想回到房間去，又停住了問：“那你有鬧鐘嗎？或許它能幫助我。”

“我有，給你，年輕人。”

年輕人很高興地拿了鬧鐘，謝了老頭兒。但當他仔細查看了鬧鐘后，發現似乎有毛病。“它能準時鬧嗎？”他問老頭兒。

“那當然！時間一到，你搖一搖，他就會響的。” one engine left a 747 was halfway across the atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, attention, passengers.we have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach london with the three we have left.unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult.shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captains voice again, guess what, folks.we just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one.we will now arrive in london three hours late.at this point, one passenger became furious.for petes sake, he shouted, if we lose another engine, well be up here all night!只剩一個引擎

一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時，喇叭里傳來了機長的聲音：“旅客們請注意，我們的四個引擎中有一個丟失了。但剩下的三個引擎會把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時。” 過了一會兒，旅客們又聽到機長的聲音：“各位，你們猜怎么啦 ？我們剛又掉了第三個引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個引擎我們也能飛，但要晚三個小時了。” 正在這時，一位乘客非常氣憤地說：“看在上帝的份上，如果我們再掉一個引擎，我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了。

第四篇：初中英語演講小故事

who deserves help?

many years ago, there lived a very rich man who wanted to do something for the people of his town.but first he wanted to find out whether they deserved his help.so he placed a very large stone in the center of the main road into town.then he hid behind a tree and waited.soon an old man came along with his cow.“who put this stone in the center of the road?” said the old man, but he did not try to remove the stone.instead, with some difficulty he passed around the stone and continued on his way.another man came along and did the same thing;then another came, and another.all of them complained about the stone in the center of the road, but not one of them tried to remove it.late in the afternoon, a young man came along.he saw the stone and said, “the night will be very dark.some neighbor will come along later in the dark and will fall against the stone.”

the young man then began to move the stone.he pushed and pulled with all his strength to move it to one side.but imagine his surprise when under the stone he found a bag full of money and this message: “this money is for the thoughtful person who removes this stone from the road.that person deserves help.”

hello everyone,today i'm very glad to be here to addrea speech about joking.as we all feel, we are having a busy life--busy working,busy studying,busy talking,busy eating,and even,busy falling asleep!in this rapid developing world,we have to be busy or we will fall behind others,but the busy life always bring us more or lesome unpleasent,but luckyly,we have an easy but excelent way to deal with it,that is,to joke!

a funny joke may relax our feelings,ma-ki-ng the busy more enjoyable;a friendly joke may better the atmosphere when two people meet the first time;a humor joke can make others laugh while feeling you are a clever person.joking is such a good thing,so remember to crack a joke and keep a happy mood in your busy life.thanks.

第五篇：英語演講幽默開場白

英語演講幽默開場白

作為一個演講者，我從觀眾那只得到過兩種抱怨：一種是我講話聲音太大了，他們無法入睡；第二種是我講得時間太長了，他們無法一直清醒。

As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences.One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep.And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.創新句子：你們或者睡覺，或者不睡，只要不打呼嚕，我就接著講。

作為一個講演者，他的演講總拿來和林肯的哥得堡演講[一個著名的演講]相比較。當他演講結束時，也有悲傷、眼淚和悲痛——特別是計劃委員會。

As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address.When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning----especially by the program committee.幽默注釋：演講者講得太糟糕了，組織者哭得很傷心。

演講結束時，宴會主人感謝你從繁忙的日程中抽出時間來——你泰然自若，優雅地點頭微笑著，心里非常清楚你日歷上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝點咖啡Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program---and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注釋：一些老干部退休后沒什么事干，有人請他參加一些活動，他還假裝很忙，好象推開了很多事才趕去似的。

過去我演講時常常會比較緊張，但那時我看到一條信息說如果你想象所有的觀眾都是裸體會有所幫助。此時此刻，我站在這里想象著觀眾都是裸體，真的起作用，我不再緊張了，但眼睛有些疲勞。

I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked.And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked.And it really works.I no suffer from nervousness.Eyestrain.Yes

幽默注釋：把觀眾想象成裸體，意思是我不怕你們，就不緊張了。

創新句子：大部分人站在講臺上都會有點兒緊張，我屬于少部分人，我非常

緊張。

我本人不自負——我簡直不能告訴你們我是多么欽佩我這一點。

Personally, I have never been conceited---and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that.幽默句子：他因為自己不自負，所以變得非常驕傲。

創新句子：我一點兒都不自負，我希望別人也這么看我.我先用簡單明了的英語演講，以后我再翻譯給律師聽。

Let me put this into plain English.I’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注釋：律師總喜歡用復雜的語言，簡單的話都聽不懂了。

創新句子：我的講話有三個版本，小學生版本，中學生版本，大學生版本，你是聽小學一年紀版的，還是小學二年紀版的？

如果你聽過這個故事，請不要打斷我，我就知道這一個故事。

If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I know.幽默注釋：就是你知道兩個故事，講故事前也可以這么說。

創新句子：我講個笑話，如果你們聽過，也希望裝做沒聽過，我也這樣照顧你們。

演講就象給草坪澆水，如果有四分之一的水滲下去你就滿意了。

Making a speech is like watering a lawn.You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.幽默注釋：有人打呼嚕，有人說話，都是正常的，有四分之一觀眾聽就不錯了。

演講開始時我們有一些共同點，你們不知道我要講什么——我也不知道。At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in common.You don’t know what I’m going to say---and neither do I.幽默句子：即興演講的開場白。

創新句子：我不知道你們會不會喜歡我的演講，我不知道我要講點兒什么開始前我想告訴你們下面的演講已經編輯成了電視節目，我現在少講20分鐘，我們能夠及時趕回家看2臺的節目。

Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for

television.I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.幽默注釋：放著現場不看，偏要回家在電視上看。

可能你們有些人知道我今晚出現在這里有兩個原因：第一個原因是你們的計劃委員會一直在設法尋找一個聰明、有趣、老練的演講者，——他們找到了。第二個原因是那個人病了，所以就打電話把我找來了。

As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two very good reasons.The first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining, sophisticated---and they did.The second reason is, he got sick so they called me.幽默注釋：一開始好象在說自己很牛，其實就是個臨時替場。

創新句子：我認為我演講很風趣，可為什么沒人笑呢？