第一篇：英語笑話或小故事 短點并帶哲理

英語笑話或小故事 短點并帶哲理

Be Careful

What

You

Wish

For A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays,which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years,she would

give

them

one

wish

each.The wife wanted to travel around the world.The fairy waved her hand,and Boom!She had the tickets in her hand.Next,it was the husband's turn.He paused for a moment,then said shyly,“Well,I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than

me.” The fairy picked up her wand,and Boom!He was ninety.

第二篇：英語小笑話 帶翻譯

One day a person meet god......God suddenly decide to give the man a wish......God asked......What wishes do you have......The man thinking......Heard that cats have9 lives......Would you please give me9 lives......God said......Your wish come true......One day, the boring...Want to say one death to die......There are9 life lying on the tracks......The results of a train in the past......The man was dead......Why is this?

Because the train compartment having10day......有個人一天碰到上帝......上帝突然大發善心打算給那人一個愿望......上帝問......你有什么愿望嗎......那個人想了想......聽說貓都有9條命......那請您賜給我9條命吧......上帝說......你的愿望實現咯......一天，那個人閑來無聊......想說去死一死算了......反正有9條命嘛 就躺在鐵軌上......結果一輛火車開過去......那人還是死了......這是為什么呢？

因為那列火車的車廂有10節......Music class the teacher played a Beethoven song

Xiao Ming asked her:“ do you understand music?”

Xiaohua:“ yes”

Xiao Ming:“ you know what teachers do in the shells?”

Xiaohua:“ piano.”

音樂課上 老師彈了一首貝多芬的曲子

小明問小華：“你懂音樂嗎？”

小華：“是的”

小明：“那你知道老師在彈什麼嗎？”

小華: “鋼琴。”

Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?

Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run.It left fifteen minutes ago.旅行者：我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎？

售票員：那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開出。

第三篇：小學生英語故事演講(小笑話)

Hello,everyone,My name is XXX , XXXX is my English name.I’m in Class（班級）X，Grade（年級）X.Today I will tell you a little funny story and I hope you guys like it!It calls“a nice man”.A man is walking along the street when he sees a woman carrying a box.It is half in and half out of her car.He is a nice man, so he goes up to the woman and says, “Let give you a hand with that box, It looks very heavy.”

“That’s so kind of you, I’m having a lot of trouble with it.” the woman says.The man says, “Together we’ll soon move it.”.For a few minutes the man and the woman try their best.Soon they are tired.“Let’s rest for a minute.” the man says.A few minutes later, the man says, “let’s try again.Are you ready?” They push the box again.“one, two, three!” the man says.At last, when they are very tired, the man says, “it’s too hard, I don’t think there’s any way we can get it out of the car.”

The woman cries.“I’m trying to get it in!” Thanks for your listening!

大家好，我的名字是XXX，XXXX是我的英文名字。我是X年X班的。今天我要給你們講一個有趣的故事，希望你們喜歡！它叫“好人”

一個男人在街上走著，他看見一個女人拿著一個箱子。箱子一半在她的車里，一半在她的車外。他是個好人，所以他走到女人跟前說：“讓我幫你拿那個盒子，它看起來很重。”

“你真是太好了，這個箱子帶給我很多麻煩。”女人說。男人說，“我們一起很快就會把它搬走。”幾分鐘后，男人和女人盡了最大的努力。很快他們就累了。“讓我們休息一會兒，”男人說。

幾分鐘后，那個男人說：“讓我們再試一次。你準備好了嗎？”他們兩人又推箱子了。“一，二，三！”男人說。

最后，當他們很累的時候，男人說：“太難了，我想我們沒有辦法把它從車里拿出來。”

女人哭了。“我想把它弄進去！“ 謝謝你的聆聽！

第四篇：小學生英語故事演講(小笑話)

A little funny story Hello,everyone,My name is Feng Qinyue, Eric is my English name.I’m a 4th grade student from Nanjing Ruijinbeicun Primary School.Today I will tell you a little funny story and i hope you guys like it!It calls“a nice man”

A man was walking along the street when he saw a woman struggling with a large box.It was half in and half out of her car.He was a nice man, so he went up to the woman and said, “Let give you a hand with that box, It looks very heavy.”

“That’s so kind of you,” the woman said.“I’m having a lot of trouble with it.I think it’s struck.” “Together we’ll soon move it.” The man said, He got into the back seat of the car and took hold of the other end of the box.He said, “And he began to push hard.”

For a few minutes the man and the woman struggled with the box.Soon they were tired.“Let’s rest for a minutes,” the man said,” I’m sorry, but it is struck.” A few minutes later, the man said, “let’s try again.Are you ready?” Both of them took hold of the box again.“one, two, three!” the man said, and they went on with their struggle.At last, when they were very tired, the man said, “you’re right, It is really struck, I don’t think there’s any way we can get it out of the car.”

The woman cried.“I’m trying to get it in!” Thanks for your thanks for your listening!

第五篇：英語短文哲理小故事

英語短文哲理小故事

----上帝的咖啡

God's Coffee

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor.Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cupstelling them to help themselves to the coffee.When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: “If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones.While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee.In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink.What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups...And then you began eyeing each other's cups.Now consider this: Life is the coffee;the jobs, money and position in society are the cups.They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of Life we live.Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us.” God brews the coffee, not the cups..........Enjoy your coffee!“The happiest people don't have the best of everything.They just make the best of everything.”Live simply.Love generously.Care deeply.Speak kindly.Leave the rest to God.Things Aren’t Always What They Seem

Two traveling angles stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.The family was rude and refused to let the angles stay in the mansion’s guestroom.Instead the angles were given a small space in the cold basement.As they made their bed in the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.When the younger angle asked why, the older angle replied, “Things aren’t always what they seem.”

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife.After sharing the little food they had the couple let the angles sleep in their bed where they could have a good night’s rest.When the sun came up the next morning the angles found the farmer and his in tears.Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field.The younger angle was infuriated and asked the older angle how he could have let this happen.“The first man had everything, yet you helped him,” he accused.“The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow lie”.“Things aren’t always what they seem,” the older angle replied.“when we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall.Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn’t find it.”

“Then last night as we slept in the farmer’s bed, the angle of death came for his wife.I gave him the cow instead.Things aren’t always what they seem.