第一篇：英語(yǔ)短文300詞

take off的中文釋義 1.(飛機(jī)等)起飛 2.匆匆離去；急忙離開(kāi) 3.（觀念、產(chǎn)品等）突然大受歡迎；迅速流行 take sb off or take off sb 1.（以詼諧的方式）模仿，學(xué)某人的樣子 2.（體育運(yùn)動(dòng)、娛樂(lè)等）換下，中止，取消 take sth off or take off sth 1.脫下（衣服）；摘掉 2.休假；休息 3.(常用被動(dòng)語(yǔ)態(tài))取消；停演 4.剪掉（頭發(fā)）；截去，切除（人體部位）take sb/yourself off to（使）離去，走掉，帶走 take sb off sth(常用被動(dòng))調(diào)離，解除（工作、職務(wù)等）；撤掉，拆除（器械）take sth off sth 1.扣除，減去（款項(xiàng)，分?jǐn)?shù)等）2.（常用被動(dòng)）停止銷(xiāo)售 take over的中文釋義 v.1.占上風(fēng)；取而代之 2.接替；接管；接手；接任 3.控制，接管（政黨、國(guó)家等）4.接收，接管（企業(yè)、公司等，尢指通過(guò)購(gòu)買(mǎi)股份）

take up是什么意思及用法 v.拿起，開(kāi)始，從事，吸收，接納，占去，繼續(xù)做，關(guān)照，提攜 take in的中文翻譯及音標(biāo) take(sb)in 1.留宿；收留 2.欺騙；蒙騙 take(sth)in 1.吸入，吞入（體內(nèi)）2.改小，改瘦（衣服）3.包含；包括 4.去看，觀看（電影等）5.注意到；看到 6.理解；領(lǐng)會(huì)；記住

take out是什么意思及用法 v.1.帶某人出去（到餐館、劇院、俱樂(lè)部等）2.殺死，毀滅 3.切除，摘除（人體內(nèi)的一部分）4.獲得，領(lǐng)到（正式文件或服力）5.發(fā)出（傳票）6.（從銀行賬戶(hù)中）提取（款）7.扣除，減去，抽出 8.向...發(fā)泄，拿...撒氣 9.使擺脫苦惱，為某人消愁

take away的中文意思 1.帶走，拿走

take hold怎么翻譯及發(fā)音 1.（如通過(guò)抓握來(lái)）奪取 2.扎根；生根；固定下來(lái)

take to heart的中文解釋 v.認(rèn)真對(duì)待

tend to是什么意思及用法 v.有...的傾向

take place的中文意思 1.（尤指根據(jù)安排或計(jì)劃）發(fā)生、進(jìn)行 take sb's/sth's place / take place of sb/sth 1.代替；替換 take your place 1.就位；入座 2.得到應(yīng)有的社會(huì)地位；名副其實(shí) take care的中文意思 1.（告別用語(yǔ)）走好，保重 take care(that.../to do sth)1.小心；當(dāng)心 take care of sb/sth/yourself 1.照顧；照料；愛(ài)護(hù)；小心 2.負(fù)責(zé)；處理

take down的中文翻譯及音標(biāo) v.1.拆卸 2.記錄，記下

thanks to是什么意思 1.感謝；感激；謝意 2.幸虧；由于；因?yàn)?/p>

take office的中文翻譯及用法 1.就職；上任 2.舊指官吏初到任，現(xiàn)指剛到一個(gè)新的地方 take back的中文意思 1.允許（因不合而離去的配偶等）回家，與...重歸于好 2.退回，同意收回（退貨）3.收回，撤回（說(shuō)過(guò)的話）

take to的中文意思 v.1.喜歡，習(xí)慣于… 2.開(kāi)始從事 3.覺(jué)得(某事)容易學(xué)

take it easy的中文意思 1.不著急，不緊張，從容不迫，輕松

take stock的中文解釋 1.盤(pán)貨 2.評(píng)估狀況

take for granted是什么意思 v.1.認(rèn)為…理所當(dāng)然，想當(dāng)然

take care of是什么意思及反義詞 v.1.照顧 2.對(duì)付，處理 3.殺掉 4.抵消

take part in的中文釋義 v.參與,參加

take part是什么意思及用法 v.1.參與，參加

take exception什么意思及同義詞 v.1.反對(duì)，有反感

take into account什么意思及同義詞 v.1.重視，考慮

tear down怎么翻譯及發(fā)音 v.[T] 1.拆毀；拆卸 1.向···猛撲；沖下···

talk over怎么翻譯及發(fā)音 v.1.說(shuō)服；討論，商量

take the field的中文釋義 v.1.開(kāi)始作戰(zhàn)，上陣

take for怎么翻譯及發(fā)音 v.1.為…承擔(dān)… 2.信以為真；認(rèn)為理所當(dāng)然

tear apart什么意思及同義詞 v.1.扯開(kāi)；把…弄亂 2.使心碎；把…痛苦地分開(kāi)

第二篇：英語(yǔ)短句子

英語(yǔ)短句子

1、Your weak away in my heart, but let me for you and

你的脆弱藏在心里，卻讓我因你而難過(guò)。

2、A friend who betray you in the end, is never your friend from the beginning。

最終背叛你的朋友，其實(shí)一開(kāi)始就不是你的朋友。

3、We are all “were”, blurred our closest happiness.我們都是“遠(yuǎn)視眼”，模糊了離我們最近的幸福。

4、We always want to forget the past, but in the past, but did not forg.我們總想著遺忘過(guò)去，但過(guò)去卻并未遺忘我們。

5、the tongue is boneless but it breaks bones.舌無(wú)骨卻能折斷骨。

6、The way of the time is the single car, never sell FanChengpiao.時(shí)間的路是單程車(chē)，從來(lái)不賣(mài)返程票。

7、Think of had to meet, like very dizzy, when the mind change, such as.想起當(dāng)初相見(jiàn)，似天旋地轉(zhuǎn)，當(dāng)意念改變，如過(guò)往云煙。

8、To travel, will have a place, there is no memory, not you.去旅行吧，一定會(huì)有一個(gè)地方，那里沒(méi)有回憶，沒(méi)有你。

9、truth never fears investigation.實(shí)從來(lái)不怕調(diào)查。

10、A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world.知足是人生在世最大的幸事。

11、the shortest answer is doing.最簡(jiǎn)單的回答就是干。

12、The pain was too silent for fear of said it will get sympathy…

太痛了就保持沉默，因?yàn)楹ε抡f(shuō)出來(lái)會(huì)換來(lái)同情…

13、A man who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.如果一個(gè)男人真愛(ài)你，永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)丟下你，不管情形有多難。

14、A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.每個(gè)女孩都該做到兩點(diǎn)：有品位并光芒四射。

15、A girl needs to wear two things to look great : Confidence and Smile!

隨身帶著這兩樣?xùn)|西的女生看起來(lái)都會(huì)很棒：自信和微笑。

16、Those who let a person to sink in things, is a good start.那些讓人陷進(jìn)去的東西，開(kāi)始總是美好的。

17、Thought always spent in cigarettes, total love in alcohol broken.思念總在香煙里度過(guò)，愛(ài)情總在酒精里破碎。

18、To give you a lot of freedom, may I let you have more waiting reason.給了你很多自由，可能我的守候讓你更有離開(kāi)的理由。

19、A I'm sorry, let our love lost time, lost to the distance.一句對(duì)不起，讓我們的愛(ài)敗給了時(shí)間，輸給了距離。

20、A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.醫(yī)生手冊(cè)寫(xiě)道：開(kāi)懷大笑，睡個(gè)好覺(jué)，此乃靈丹妙藥。

21、The life most of the time, commitments equals to constrain, reluctan.人生的大部份時(shí)間里，承諾同義詞是束縛，奈何我們向往束縛。

22、Tears flow is down and out, because you never know what I choose!

淚流的很落魄，是因?yàn)槟銖牟欢业倪x擇！

23、please allow me to small proud, because like you depend on.請(qǐng)容許我小小的驕傲，因?yàn)橛心氵@樣的依靠。

24、Only opposed every day, will live the strong than you imagine.每天只有逞強(qiáng)著，才會(huì)活得比你們想象中的堅(jiān)強(qiáng)。

25、It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.決定我們一生的，不是我們的能力，而是我們的選擇。

26、If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.只要你記得我，我不介意整個(gè)世界都把我遺忘了。

27、I want someone who's afraid of losing me.我希望找到一個(gè)擔(dān)心失去我的人。

28、I have been thinking I'm not good enough.I'm not perfect,but I'm complete.一直以來(lái)，我都覺(jué)得自己不夠好。我不完美，但我是完整的自己。

29、Don't be a woman that needs a man.Be a woman a man needs.不做需要男人的女人，而做男人需要的女人。

30、A smile is the most charming part of a person forever.微笑永遠(yuǎn)是一個(gè)人身上最好看的東西。

31、It'd be better to light up the candle than curse the darkness.No one can give you brightness expect yourself.與其詛咒黑暗，不如燃起蠟燭。沒(méi)有人能給你光明，除了你自己。

32、It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.不可思議的是，即使他令你心碎，你卻依然用破碎的心愛(ài)著他。

33、knowing something of everything and everything of something.通百藝而專(zhuān)一長(zhǎng)。

34、Life is not waiting for the storm in the past, but learning to dance.生活不是等著暴風(fēng)雨過(guò)去，而是學(xué)會(huì)在風(fēng)雨中跳舞。

35、lifeless, faultless.只有死人才不犯錯(cuò)誤。

36、Memory is heel, lonesome is dent, I a person coexistence.回憶是腳跟，寂寞是凹痕，我一個(gè)人共存。

37、My world, you don't care;Your world, I was cast out.我的世界，你不在乎；你的世界，我被驅(qū)逐。

38、It is not easy to meet each other in such a big world.世界這么大，能遇見(jiàn)，不容易。

39、It all comes to the end about the past and you.For the future,about me,to be continued…

關(guān)于過(guò)去，關(guān)于你，告一段落。關(guān)于未來(lái)，關(guān)于我，敬請(qǐng)期待。

40、Indifferent attitude, made light of expression.Comfort.無(wú)所謂的態(tài)度，滿不在乎的表情，是自己給自己的安慰

41、in doing we learn.實(shí)踐長(zhǎng)才干。

42、Important people, less and less people left more and more important.重要的人越來(lái)越少，留下來(lái)的人越來(lái)越重要。

43、I'm just a sunflower, waiting for belong to me only sunshine.我只是一朵向日葵，等待屬于我的唯一的陽(yáng)光。

44、If you want a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.如果你想過(guò)得快樂(lè)，把生活跟目標(biāo)聯(lián)系在一起，而不是跟某個(gè)人或某些事。

45、Not give each other a happy man, is life does not need good-bye.給不了彼此幸福的人，是終身不需要再見(jiàn)的人。

46、Often TouLu you every bit of life, can you the same for me.每每偷錄你生活的點(diǎn)滴，你可否一樣對(duì)于我。

47、one today is worth two tomorrows.一個(gè)今天勝似兩個(gè)明天。

48、Only love www.tmdps.cn influence, and can realize born inspirati

只有愛(ài)情的熏陶，才能體會(huì)到與生俱來(lái)的靈感。

49、I want to be his favorite hello and his hardest goodbye.我要成為他最心動(dòng)的相遇，最不舍的離別。

50、I wish I knew how to make this feeling stop.我真希望自己知道怎么樣讓這種感覺(jué)停止。

第三篇：公關(guān)廣告文詞

經(jīng)濟(jì)與管理學(xué)院課程作業(yè)

（2013—2014學(xué)年 第一學(xué)期）

課 程 公共關(guān)系學(xué) 作業(yè)性質(zhì)平時(shí)作業(yè) 任課教師 吳善群 學(xué)生姓名 陳文靜 學(xué) 號(hào) 2011051614 成 績(jī)

作業(yè)：公關(guān)廣告文詞撰寫(xiě)的基本要求是什么？試舉例說(shuō)明？ 答：公關(guān)廣告文詞撰寫(xiě)的基本要求如下：

第一，主題明確、突出特點(diǎn)

農(nóng)夫山泉廣告語(yǔ)：“我們不生產(chǎn)水，我們只是大自然的搬運(yùn)工”。這句廣告詞首先突出表達(dá)了農(nóng)夫山泉水是天然的產(chǎn)品屬性的主題，只生產(chǎn)天然弱堿性的健康飲用水，堅(jiān)決反對(duì)在水中添加任何人工礦物質(zhì)。而“不生產(chǎn)水”則強(qiáng)調(diào)純天然的概念，顯示出了農(nóng)夫山泉生產(chǎn)的水的獨(dú)特之處，表達(dá)出它與其他競(jìng)爭(zhēng)對(duì)手的不同特點(diǎn)，表達(dá)方式獨(dú)特新穎。而且通過(guò)“搬運(yùn)工”這個(gè)形象的比喻，進(jìn)一步闡述了他們的水是純天然的，他們所做的只是把它呈現(xiàn)在消費(fèi)者面前，迎合了目前市場(chǎng)上消費(fèi)者對(duì)“健康、安全”的需求，更具有市場(chǎng)競(jìng)爭(zhēng)力。

第二，內(nèi)容集中、語(yǔ)言精練

“德芙”巧克力廣告語(yǔ):“牛奶香濃，絲般感受”。“德芙”是世界最大寵物食品和休閑食品制造商美國(guó)跨國(guó)食品公司瑪氏（Mars）公司在中國(guó)推出的系列產(chǎn)品。而這句廣告詞形象地將德芙巧克力的魅力及純美品質(zhì)刻畫(huà)得絲絲入扣。“牛奶香濃”，表現(xiàn)出了巧克力所特有的香醇感與它獨(dú)特的芬香感，而“絲般感受”，更符合人們對(duì)內(nèi)心的追求感受。簡(jiǎn)單的八個(gè)字，加上廣告中所表現(xiàn)出的濃濃愛(ài)意，讓人容易感受到享受巧克力時(shí)的那種意境，溫馨而美好。巧克力的香醇，口味雖重但卻獨(dú)具魅力，能讓你真正體驗(yàn)到唇齒間的清香與心中的甜蜜。

第三，標(biāo)題醒目、構(gòu)思新穎

“飄柔”廣告語(yǔ)：“含絲質(zhì)潤(rùn)發(fā)素，洗發(fā)護(hù)發(fā)一次完成”。飄柔廣告片本身表現(xiàn)了生活中的自信，給觀眾一種接近真實(shí)的感受，對(duì)于大多數(shù)人都很有吸引力。“飄柔”從品牌名稱(chēng)就讓人明白了該產(chǎn)品使頭發(fā)柔順的特點(diǎn)，草綠色的包裝給人以自然美的感覺(jué)，“含絲質(zhì)潤(rùn)發(fā)素，洗發(fā)護(hù)發(fā)一次完成”的廣告語(yǔ)，再配以少女甩動(dòng)如絲般頭發(fā)的畫(huà)面，更深化了消費(fèi)者對(duì)“飄柔”飄逸柔順的印象。沒(méi)有過(guò)多的張揚(yáng)和渲染，卻能打動(dòng)消費(fèi)者的心。“洗發(fā)護(hù)發(fā)一次完成”表達(dá)出這個(gè)產(chǎn)品的突出特點(diǎn)。

第四，通俗易懂、富有人情味。

DTC鉆石廣告語(yǔ)：“鉆石恒久遠(yuǎn)，一顆永流傳”。這句廣告語(yǔ)不僅道出了鉆石的真正價(jià)值,讓人一看就知道是鉆石的廣告，通俗而易懂。在生活中人們很容易把鉆石與愛(ài)情聯(lián)系起來(lái)，在人們的潛意識(shí)里愛(ài)情與婚姻總是要有鉆石來(lái)點(diǎn)綴才顯得更加完美，這樣既滿足了一般人的虛榮心，也從另一個(gè)層面把愛(ài)的價(jià)值提升到更高更深的層度，使其抓住了人們渴望愛(ài)情的心理，非常具有人情味。憑借舉世無(wú)雙的精湛工藝，充分激發(fā)鉆石本身無(wú)以倫比的天然光芒，從而成就極致的鉆石珠寶藝術(shù)，彰顯與眾不同的品牌價(jià)值因而源遠(yuǎn)流長(zhǎng)。

第四篇：短文句自傳英語(yǔ)

一：

Autobiography

My name is ________.I am graduate from ________ senior high school and major in ________.There are ________ people in my family.My father works in a computer company.And my mother is a housewife.I am the youngest one in my family.In my spare time, I like to read novels.I think reading could enlarge my knowledge.As for novels, I could imagine whatever I like such as a well-known scientist or a kung-fu master.In addition to reading, I also like to play PC games.A lot of grownups think playing PC games hinders the students from learning.But I think PC games could motivate me to learn something such as English or Japanese.My favorite course is English because I think it is interesting to say one thing via different sounds.I wish my English could be improved in the next four years and be able to speak fluent English in the future.自傳我的名字是我是畢業(yè)生從________ 高中學(xué)校的________.并且少校在________.那里是________ 人在我家。我的父親在計(jì)算機(jī)公司中服務(wù)。并且我的母親是主婦。我是最年輕一個(gè)在我家。在我的業(yè)余時(shí)間, 我喜歡讀小說(shuō)。我認(rèn)為讀書(shū)能擴(kuò)大我的知識(shí)。至于小說(shuō), 我能想象什么我喜歡譬如一位知名的科學(xué)家或kung-fu 大師。除讀書(shū)之外, 我并且喜歡演奏個(gè)人計(jì)算機(jī)比賽。很多grownups 認(rèn)為演奏個(gè)人計(jì)算機(jī)比賽妨害學(xué)生從學(xué)會(huì)。但我認(rèn)為個(gè)人計(jì)算機(jī)比賽能刺激我學(xué)會(huì)某事譬如英語(yǔ)或日語(yǔ)。我喜愛(ài)的路線是英語(yǔ)因?yàn)槲艺J(rèn)為它是有趣說(shuō)一件事通過(guò)不同的聲音。我祝愿我的英國(guó)能被改進(jìn)在以后四年和能在將來(lái)講流利英語(yǔ)。

二：

Autobiography

I am.I was born in.I graduate fromsenior high school and major in English.I started learning English since I was 12 years old.My parents have a lot of American friends.That’s why I have no problem communicating with Americans or others by speaking English.In my spare time, I like to do anything relating to English such as listening to English songs, watching English movies or TV programs, or even attending the activities held by some English clubs or institutes.I used to go abroad for a short-term English study.During that time, I learned a lot of daily life English and saw a lot of different things.I think language is very interesting.I could express one substance by using different sounds.So I wish I could study and read more English literatures and enlarge my knowledge.我是。我出生。我從高中學(xué)校和少校畢業(yè)用英語(yǔ)。我開(kāi)始學(xué)會(huì)英語(yǔ)因?yàn)槲?2 歲。我的父母有很多美國(guó)朋友。所以我沒(méi)有問(wèn)題通信與美國(guó)人或其他人由講英語(yǔ)。在我的業(yè)余時(shí)間, 我喜歡做任何東西與英語(yǔ)相關(guān)譬如傾聽(tīng)英國(guó)歌曲, 觀看英國(guó)電影或電視節(jié)目, 甚至出席活動(dòng)由一些英國(guó)俱樂(lè)部或?qū)W院舉行。我過(guò)去常海外向一項(xiàng)短期英國(guó)研究求助。在那時(shí)間期間, 我學(xué)會(huì)了很多日常生活英語(yǔ)和看了很多不同的事物。我認(rèn)為語(yǔ)言是非常有趣。我能表達(dá)一種物質(zhì)由使用不同的聲音。如此我祝愿我能學(xué)習(xí)和讀更加英國(guó)的literatures 和擴(kuò)大我的知識(shí)。三：

My name is.There are 4 people in my family.My father is a Chemistry teacher.He teaches chemistry insenior high school.My mother is an English teacher.She teaches English in the university.I have a younger brother, he is a junior high school student and is preparing for the entrance exam.I like to read English story books in my free time.Sometimes I surf the Internet and download the E-books to read.Reading E-books is fun.In addition, it also enlarges my vocabulary words

because of the advanced technology and the vivid animations.I hope to study both English and computer technology because I am interested in both of the subjects.Maybe one day I could combine both of them and apply to my research in the future.我的名字是。有4 個(gè)人在我家。我的父親是化學(xué)老師。他教化學(xué)在高中學(xué)校。我的母親是一名英語(yǔ)老師。她教英語(yǔ)在大學(xué)。我有一個(gè)弟弟, 他是一名初中學(xué)生和為入學(xué)考試做準(zhǔn)備。我喜歡讀英國(guó)故事書(shū)在我的自由時(shí)間。有時(shí)我瀏覽互聯(lián)網(wǎng)和下載E-書(shū)讀。讀書(shū)E-書(shū)是樂(lè)趣。另外, 它并且擴(kuò)大我的詞匯量詞由于先進(jìn)技術(shù)和生動(dòng)的動(dòng)畫(huà)。我希望學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)和計(jì)算機(jī)科技因?yàn)槲沂菍?duì)兩個(gè)主題感興趣。可能一天我能結(jié)合他們兩個(gè)和在將來(lái)適用于我的研究。

四：

My name is.I am from.There arepeople in my family.My father works in a computer company.He is a computer engineer.My mother works in a international trade company.She is also a busy woman.I have a older sister and a younger brother.My sister is a junior in National Taiwan University.She majors in English.My brother is an elementary school student.He is 8 years old.Because of my father, I love surfing the Internet very much.I play the on-line game for about 2 hours every day.I wish I could be a computer program designer in the future.And that is why I am applying for the electronics program in your school.我的名字是。我是從。有人們?cè)谖壹摇Ｎ业母赣H在計(jì)算機(jī)公司中服務(wù)。他是計(jì)算機(jī)工程師。我的母親在一個(gè)國(guó)際貿(mào)易公司中服務(wù)。她并且是一名繁忙的婦女。我有一個(gè)更老的姐妹和一個(gè)弟弟。我的姐妹是一個(gè)小輩在國(guó)立臺(tái)灣大學(xué)。她少校用英語(yǔ)。我的兄弟是一名小學(xué)學(xué)生。他8 歲。由于我的父親, 我喜愛(ài)非常瀏覽互聯(lián)網(wǎng)。我演奏網(wǎng)上游戲大約2 個(gè)小時(shí)每天。我祝愿我能在將來(lái)是計(jì)算機(jī)程序設(shè)計(jì)師。并且所以我申請(qǐng)電子節(jié)目在您的學(xué)校。

五：

Autobiography

From a middle class family, I was born in Hsin Ying, Tainan on October 10th, 1965.My father is a civil official at Tainan City Government.My mother is a house wife good at cooking.Although I am the only child of my parents, I am by no mans a spoiled one.On the contrary, I have been expected to be a successful man with advanced education.I study hard at school.Besides texts knowledge, journalism is my favorite;whenever reading, my heart is filled with great joy and interesting.“Being good is must;successful, however, is plus.” Father adopts the idea of his father.Especially in military service, I realized it more precisely.People said: Military service makes a boy to man, I agree that.I realized the importance of English and began to study diligently when I was eighteen.I did not start in my early age, but I hope that I could pass the test of General English Proficiency Test.And this is my best wish at the moment.從一個(gè)中產(chǎn)階級(jí)家庭, 我出生在Hsin Ying, 臺(tái)南在1965 年10月10 日。我的父親是一位民用官員在臺(tái)南市政府。我的母親是房子妻子擅長(zhǎng)于烹調(diào)。雖然我是我的父母的獨(dú)生子, 我是由沒(méi)有供以人員一被損壞的一個(gè)。相反, 我被預(yù)計(jì)是一個(gè)成功的人以先進(jìn)的教育。我艱苦學(xué)習(xí)在學(xué)校。除文本知識(shí)以外, 新聞事業(yè)是我的喜愛(ài);每當(dāng)讀, 我的心臟用偉大喜悅和感興趣被填裝。“是好的是當(dāng)務(wù)之急;成功, 然而, 是加上。” 父親采取他的父親想法。特別是在兵役, 我更加精確地體會(huì)它。人們說(shuō): 兵役使一個(gè)男孩供以人員, 我同意那。我意識(shí)了到英語(yǔ)的重要性和開(kāi)始努力地學(xué)習(xí)當(dāng)我是十八。我沒(méi)有開(kāi)始在我的童年年齡, 但是我希望我能通過(guò)一般英國(guó)熟練測(cè)試測(cè)試。并且這是我的最好祝愿在片刻

六：

After completing my military service, I have been looking for a challenging goal for me to achieve.And I found that the Intermediate of General English Proficiency Test fits my new achievement properly.I graduated from Taipei Commercial Junior College, majored in business administration.Instead of spending much time in playing, I devoted myself to my studies and paid attention to all meaningful things happened in daily life.By the way, I learned a lot from Mr.Wang, the professor of my business class.He is my good friend till now an often gives some appropriate suggestions toward my problem confusion.My father is, in the same way, a good consultant to me.As he said: I am in poor education, little for you;to clarify, what he have given is far beyond his words, I do think so.I was born in a country of Ping Tung Country, farming is our career of generations.There are four people in my family, Mother is housewife and my brother is a student of an Agriculture College.I am optimistic and active, and I am confident that I can pass the test.Thank you for your precious to read my autobiography.在完成我的兵役以后, 我尋找一個(gè)富挑戰(zhàn)性目標(biāo)使我達(dá)到。并且我發(fā)現(xiàn)一般英國(guó)熟練測(cè)試中間體適當(dāng)?shù)剡m合我的新成就。我從臺(tái)北商業(yè)初級(jí)學(xué)院畢業(yè)了, majored 在工商管理。而不是花費(fèi)時(shí)刻在演奏, 我致力于我的研究和注意了所有意味深長(zhǎng)的事發(fā)生了在日常生活中。順便說(shuō)一句, 我很多學(xué)會(huì)了從Wang, 我的企業(yè)組教授先生。他是我的好朋友經(jīng)常現(xiàn)在給一些適當(dāng)?shù)慕ㄗh往我的問(wèn)題混亂。我的父親是, 相似, 一個(gè)好顧問(wèn)對(duì)我。作為他說(shuō): 我是在粗劣的教育, 一點(diǎn)為您;澄清, 什么他給了是遠(yuǎn)的在他的詞之外, 我認(rèn)為如此。我出生在砰T(mén)ung 國(guó)家國(guó)家, 種田是世代我們的事業(yè)。有四個(gè)人在我家, 母親是主婦并且我的兄弟是農(nóng)業(yè)學(xué)院的學(xué)生。我是樂(lè)觀和活躍的, 并且我是確信的我能通過(guò)測(cè)試。謝謝您珍貴讀我的自傳。

第五篇：英語(yǔ)短笑話（實(shí)用8篇）

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篇一：英語(yǔ)短笑話

哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊?

How could anyone stoop so low?

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man.But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him--his height.Or, should I say, his lack of it.One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, “Someone just picked my pocket!” Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, “How could anyone stoop so low?”

我們的餐廳經(jīng)理是一位深受大家愛(ài)戴，和藹而又快樂(lè)的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者，我應(yīng)該說(shuō)，他是有點(diǎn)矮!一天，經(jīng)理怒氣沖沖地撞門(mén)而入，高聲說(shuō)，“有人拿了我的錢(qián)包!”

我和其她大部女招待都沒(méi)敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話：

“哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”!

小女孩的愿望

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問(wèn)學(xué)生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說(shuō)，她希望舞蹈演員可以長(zhǎng)得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。

你認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌).One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.I sure was!answered the host.He's the biggest jerk I've ever met.Did you know him too?

Sort of, replied the guest.My mother married him last Saturday.在朋友家的一次宴會(huì)上，主人提起一位高中時(shí)的校友。一位客人問(wèn)他讀書(shū)期間，某位副校長(zhǎng)是否也在職。

當(dāng)然了，主人答道。他是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最大的混蛋。你也認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎?

有點(diǎn)認(rèn)識(shí)，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。

篇二：短一點(diǎn)經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話

A: I have the perfect1 son.B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.B: Does he ever2 come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.B: I guess you really do have the perfect son.How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.A：我有一個(gè)很完美的兒子。

B：他抽煙嗎?

A：不抽。

B：他喝威士忌酒嗎?

A：不喝。

B：他會(huì)不會(huì)很晚回家?

A：不會(huì)。

B：我想你確實(shí)有一個(gè)完美兒子。那他多大了?

A：下個(gè)星期三就滿6個(gè)月了。

篇三：短一點(diǎn)經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話

A friend was trying to encourage his elderly mother to enjoy the money, she had accumulated through frugal living.“Mother,” he said, “you have enough money to last you until you're a hundred.”

“And then what'll I do?” she replied.一位朋友試圖勸他的老媽媽要享用錢(qián)，她通過(guò)節(jié)儉的生活攢下了錢(qián)。“媽媽?zhuān)彼f(shuō)，“你有足夠的錢(qián)能讓你用到一百歲。”

“到了一百歲又該怎么辦?”她回答。

篇四：短一點(diǎn)經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話

After two weeks of Air Force basic training.I called home.“You wouldn't believe how strict they are,” I complained.“They even give demerits for things like not hanging your towel straight or nottightening the cap of your toothpaste properly.”

“Well, dear,” my mom responded, “don't think of it as basic training.Think of it as Mother'srevenge.”

經(jīng)過(guò)兩個(gè)星期的空軍基礎(chǔ)訓(xùn)練，我給家里打電話，“你不相信他們的要求是多么的嚴(yán)格，”我抱怨道，“他們甚至對(duì)事情提出過(guò)分的要求，像毛巾掛得不直或牙膏蓋沒(méi)擰緊。”

“好，親愛(ài)的，”媽媽回道，“不要那樣看待基礎(chǔ)訓(xùn)練，把它看作是媽媽的報(bào)復(fù)吧。”

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篇五：短一點(diǎn)經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話

Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please?

After a few months, Dan said to himself, I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more.I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here.Then he did so.Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily.But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?

丹在一個(gè)大城市的某個(gè)俱樂(lè)部當(dāng)守門(mén)人。每天都有數(shù)千人經(jīng)過(guò)他的門(mén)口，而且許多人都會(huì)停下來(lái)問(wèn)他:請(qǐng)問(wèn)現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)?

幾個(gè)月后，丹想：我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問(wèn)題了，我要去買(mǎi)一只大鐘，把它掛在這兒的墻上。于是他買(mǎi)了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。

現(xiàn)在人們總不會(huì)再停下來(lái)問(wèn)我時(shí)間了。他高興地想。可是打那以后，每天仍有許多人停下來(lái)，看看鐘，然后問(wèn)丹：這鐘準(zhǔn)嗎?

篇六：兒童英語(yǔ)幽默短笑話

A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working.He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor.“Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure.I've come to install the phone.”

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篇七：兒童英語(yǔ)幽默短笑話

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition

if I Am a Manager

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition ?C if I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy.The teacher went to him and asked the reason.“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

篇八：兒童英語(yǔ)幽默短笑話

“My family is just like a nation,” Mr.Brown told his colleague.“My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary.”

“Sounds interesting, ” his colleague replied.“And what is your position?”

“I'm the people.All I do is pay.”