第一篇：白蛇傳(英語話劇)

The tale of the white snake

（音樂，幻化人形）

Long long ago, a moving story happened here ,it’s about love ,life, and fun

there was a white snake who was saved by a human boy.Then after 1800 years, she came to the human world with her sister xiaoqing to find her benefactor to return the favor.So snake white and snake green became into human beings through magic power.They came to the earthly paradise------Hang Zhou, to get an encounter with her benefactor.（音樂起，千年等一回）齊唱：

waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years I have no regret

Who said this to me

That love me forever Only for your words A~I won’t be regretful

Rain heart broke wind is crying Sweety love seems to fall West lake likes my tear

I would like to be fire with you A~

Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years I have no regret

Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years… 1000（音樂，幻化人形）第一幕：斷橋上

(音樂 西湖美景三月天)青：“Sister, is this the world of human being? How beautiful!” 白：“Be careful, follow me!”（閃電，下雨音樂伴奏）青：“What a heavy rain!”

白：“Don’t worry, we have an umbrella.”(白素貞撐起一把破傘)許仙上場，白素貞與許仙相遇…… 許仙：

啊 啊 啊

青: Listen!there are someone who are singing.oh!look!over there.How handsome he is~~~

白: He seems not only handsome but also full of knowledge.I think I have fall in love with him.Will you help me ,Xiaoqing?

青: Well, take this umbrella and I will help you to close to him.許：“Oh, my god!How beautiful！” 白：“So handsome …Mr.，your clothes is wet, now I have an umbrella, let us share one.” 許：“Oh, thank you, lovely girl.How fine the weather is!Would you like to have a walk with me? ” 白：“Ok, let’s go.”

青：“Sister, sister, let’s go together.”

白：“Don’t you see I’m busy? Go away!”(小白用力的推開了小青)小青傷心地跑開了。。（跑的姿勢要有笑點）許：“What’s your name?” 白：“Su Zhen”

許：“I never saw a girl more beautiful than you, your beauty makes the sky falling down tears, when I saw you, I don’t know what to say… ” I am so excited that my heart is jumping so fast.I have never felt like this before.I think I must be fall in love with you!Oh ,you are my Suzhen!

白:Yes!Yes!Then you are my Xuxian!許：“Could you marry me?” 白：“Yes，I do, Xian gong!” 相公 啊哈娘子 啊哈

青 :Oh!How romantic they are.So,where are my Mr.Right?（音樂 今天你要嫁給我cut版）

證婚人: Now, bride and bridegroom ,please come here and kneel down.M: First, bow to the great heaven and earth!

M: Second, bow to the great parents!

M: Bridegroom and bride bow to each other!

I now pronounce you husband and wife.You may now kiss your bride.Seal the promises you have made with each other with a kiss.Now , the ceremony is over.please send the bride to the bridal chamber(洞房).第二天敬茶

W：“Dad ,please have the tea”

D : “ Thank you ,good kid!”

W:

“Mom ,please have the tea”

M：“ Thank you ,good kid!”

After parents drinking the tea, they will give the bride a red paper containing money as a gift and bless the couple.“Hope you two have a happy life and enjoy yourself in the

第三幕: 法海收服白素貞

旁白： From then on，snake white，snake green and XuXian lived a happy life, they often chew the fat ,and burned the candle at both ends.until suddenly one day，miss green heard that the monk Fahai would come.白素貞望向窗外皺眉，掐算的手勢，小青走過來。

（音樂 掐算）

青：“Sister, what are you doing here?” 白：“.I’m thinking about our future.I forecast that fahai have come here，our happy life will end soon”

青：“Don’t think like that, we will be safe and sound.Oh ,look, the scenery is beautiful ??”（音樂

得意法海）

法海出現（身披床單，一手手拿晾衣桿，一手拿圓形飯盒）

法海：“Evil snake!Today, I’ll subdue you!Snake white, you have no chance to escape!”(法海舉起了飯盒)小白小青做驚恐狀，然后對視一笑，作鄙視的手勢（哼哼哼~~）法海看著飯盒說道“too small？”然后換臉盆說道“ha-ha，this is big enough！”

小白小青做驚恐狀，定了定神說

青：Buddhist monk，get out here , otherwise，I’ll let you die ugly.法海：evil snake，let me give you some color to see see!（法海向前伸出臉盆隔空打傷了小青，小青作負傷狀，一手扶著桌子半蹲著）

白去扶小青說道：“xiaoqing，are you ok? Keep back, don’t come any closer!青：sister！

小白做出準備打架的姿勢，Fahai you don't understand love Leifeng Pagoda will fall down together we will never separate Fahai you really don't understand love

Fahai, why don't you agree our love, you don't want to make us happy? Take one's ease，sincere love of a lifetime.You want to follow your truth，you don't want to listen to us and said: “ you do not understand love Fahai, Leifeng Pagoda will fall down, we together, never separated, Fahai you really don't understand love!” you said, we can't be together, but you don't know me, one thousand years, I never stop changing, want to be good，I find my love in the world.此時許仙入場，看到此景

許仙：oh darling，what happened? 法海：Your wife is evil spirit!Let me tame her!許仙一手推開白娘子，白娘子啊一聲，被推到一旁（要演的有笑點）許仙擋在白娘子面前 許仙：You are a liar.She is my wife!I won’t let you hurt her!法海：how stupid！Look, I will tame her now.(法海舉起臉盆收小白，小白漸漸被法海吸走，小白和許仙拉著彼此的手難舍難分)放背景樂 my heart will go on 許仙：Come on;just give me your hand.小白：guan ren，I love you forever, don’t forget me….許仙：niang zi, no!don’t leave me alone!I won’t let you go！兩人的手還是分開了，小白被法海吸出門外，然后法海進門，拿著臉盆，從臉盆中拿出白紙條笑道

法海：Ha-ha, snake white, you will spend your left time under the leifeng tower!許仙披上斗篷（床單）開啟作戰狀態 許仙：no！Give my wife back！!法海：哼！stupid human！no way！

許仙與法海展開了搏斗（放背景樂男兒當自強（黃飛鴻主題音樂 音樂版）兩人抖床單，來回打太極推來推去三回合許仙敗（要演的有笑點 配合著音樂））然后法海拿好臉盆走向許仙

法海：阿彌陀佛，color is empty，empty is color.（色即是空 空即是色）Young man, forget it and you can start a new life!(法海拂袖揚長而去)大家一起登場齊唱： Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years I have no regret Who said this to me That love me forever Only for your words A~I won’t regret that Rain’s heart broke Wind is crying

Sweet love seems to fall

West Lake likes my tear I would like to be fire with you A~ waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years I have no regret Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years… 老師咱們就選這個了！！！!

第二篇：大學生搞笑話劇劇本：白蛇傳

出場幕

（小剛和欣然手挽手走出來）

X：哎，小剛，你說這么快就畢業了，真是有點舍不得啊。

G：是啊。歲月不饒人啊。想起這幾年，有些事真是印象深刻啊。X：哦？是嘛？

G：對啊，大二那年發生了一件事，加深了我和A的感情啊。X：快快，說給我聽聽。

第一幕

（中午，靜靜的宿舍里，各人在做自己的事情，有的在看書，有的在寫作業，有的在聽歌，還有的在睡覺，這時，三拿起手機打電話給女朋友）A：喂！在干什么呀？我？我在看書，錢鐘書的《圍城》，什么？你當上了咱們學校啦啦隊隊長，真的啊，啊！你太棒了。（歡喜狀，不由得站了起來）那我們一定要好好慶祝啊，你努力 了這么長時間終于有了回報，真替你高興……

（四上，神情發怒，走路匆匆，走進宿舍，在桌子前趴著）

A：喂！路威啊！在干什么呀？我最近閑得無聊，想下個周末去找你玩，行嗎？什么？你們 學校封校了。（驚訝狀）有許多同學高燒不退被隔離了？太可怕了。你有沒有怎么樣啊？哦！你出門要帶著口罩啊，注意別感冒了，抓點中藥什么的，平時多鍛煉鍛煉。我們？我們學校 沒有，我身體好著呢，呵呵，那我就不能找你去了。（不高興）真是的。咱們老長時間沒見 面了，都怪這甲流。恩，那以后再說吧，拜拜啦！（強調）多注意身體啊。（掛上電話。四本來就生氣，這時他再也不耐煩了）

G：你能不能別老在別人休息的時候打電話啊，從早打到晚，你哪來那么多話說啊！A：嗨！我打電話礙著你什么事了。（生氣）

G：礙著我什么事？你總是打電話，還那么大聲，你難道不知道會影響到別人嗎。你有沒有 替別人著想。B：你們別吵了。

A：我又不是天天打。

G：你還想天天打？你知不知道你這樣搞得我們都不能安心做自己想做的事，你就不能讓我 們清靜清靜。

A：有你說的那么嚴重嗎？

G：當然，你是體會不到的，你總是想著自己，哪顧得上別人的感受。A：你還不也一樣，動不動就生氣，顧及了別人的感受嗎？ G：你……

（這時，G賭氣出去了，C追了上去，迎面遇上了B，A坐著上不吱聲，眾人無奈，都回到自己的座位上）B：小剛！

（G不理B，匆匆走下）B：C，G怎么了？ C：剛和A吵架了。B：怎么回事？

C：G嫌A總是打電話，打電話，影響別人。B：哦！其實他今天心情不好。他們記者團沒有按時交新聞稿，被老師批評了一頓。C：哦！怪不得。看她剛才氣沖沖的樣子。唉……

第二幕

（A坐在書桌前）C：A！A：恩！

C：A，別生氣了，G今天也不是故意的。他負責的記者團今天沒有按時交稿，挨老師批評 了，他也不是故意的，你也知道的，G不是一個小心眼的人，只是碰巧今天心情不好。A：那我就該挨罵了？ C：不是的……（欲說）A：我不想聽了。C：唉！（搖頭下場）

B：（推G）G，別生氣了。（G不說話）A今天也不是故意的，咱們都是一個宿舍的兄弟，大家彼此讓一讓，和和氣氣的不是很好嗎？為什么一定要這樣。（G不說話，沉默了一會）G：（吁一口氣）B，我現在也后悔了。其實，剛才是我不對，都怪我太莽撞了。我知道，舍友之間不該為一些不必要的小事鬧矛盾。我不知道A現在是怎么想的，我也不知道我該怎么辦。

我不好意思道歉啊！

B：著有什么的啊，都是一個宿舍的，有什么不好意思的。G：恩，我知道了，謝謝六！（二人相視而笑）

（旁白：幾天后……）

J：A，咱們宿舍明天一起出去玩吧，咱們好久沒有一起出去了。A：J，不好意思，明天我和女友有約了。J：挪出一天也不行嗎？（A不說話）唉！（悻悻地離開）

第六幕

（A獨自一人在宿舍，這時，G回來了，推門一看,只有A一個人在，有點驚訝，也有點尷尬。

他低下頭，匆匆走到自己的書桌前，兩人背對而坐。宿舍里靜悄悄的，長時間的沉默）（這時，A起身倒水）

A：啊！我了個去這水怎么這么燙 G：怎么了，（慌忙跑過去）A？ A：（很疼的樣子）沒事，被燙到了。

G：我看看。燙的挺嚴重的。沒事，我這有燙傷膏。（說著就去拿藥膏給A了。）

A：G！G：恩？

A：對不起！我……

G：A，別說了。其實，應該是我道歉的，我不該亂發火。A：是我不對，我不該這么自私。忽略了你們的感受，G：我知道，這兩天我也想了很多，也深深自責，A：我怎么會生你的氣呢，是我不對。G：A…… A：G……

（兩人相擁，這時，其他人上場）J：（笑著說）

B：這不是很好嗎，彼此盡棄前嫌，我們仍是好兄弟。C：是啊，是啊！

A：這段時間真的是對不起大家，我向大家道歉。

J：說什么呢。咱們兄弟之間不用道歉，我們有的是諒解，是愛。G：我明白了，我們兄弟間的情誼會是值得我們一輩子珍藏的寶藏！（音樂起）

X：原來是這樣啊。室友之間當然是要相互體諒的啊。對吧。G：對啊。而且我覺得不僅要相互體諒，而且要相互尊重，不能因為家境不好就輕視別人。X：那是當然啦。怎么，你寢室有這樣的事嗎？ G：算是有吧。我想起去年的一件事。。

文 C 貝 B

田 J C：（進宿舍門，驚呀）哇，有沒有搞錯？！我們走錯門啦（欲退出）。

B：沒有錯呀，是我們宿舍呀？

C：有這么整齊漂亮，不可能呀？

J：（得意地）你們沒走錯宿舍，這是202室，C：這是你的壯舉？

B：你太偉大了。

C、貝倆人欲上前哄鬧

J：Stop，Stop，怎么樣，好好欣賞一下，干凈的男生宿舍。

C：（突然地），你又抓了哪個女生過來打掃。

J：女生？（樂）那些嬌寶寶，還要人去侍侯他們呢！

B：那到底怎么回事，莫不是你那當老總的老爸派人來收拾的吧？

J：這也太離譜了，這種事去勞駕他，找罵！

B C：難道真的是你？

J：你們也太抬舉我了，我哪是這塊料。

C：（疑惑）那……

J：你們忘了？前幾天我們不是討論過嗎？為了提高我們的學習、生活質量，讓我們從洗衣服、打掃屋子的瑣碎事中解放出來，打算合伙請一個保姆嗎？

B C：（點頭）是討論過。

J： 我去了一趟保姆介紹所，他們給介紹了一位鐘點，工錢二百元，要求是我們上課時來干活，不得影響我們下課后的休息，先試工半個月，如不滿意另換別人，怎么樣，她剛來收拾了一番，初見成效吧。

B：哇，您真英明、偉大。這保姆費不會是你一個人包了吧？

J：瞎說，老規矩AA制，正好，我們宿舍四個人，每人50元。

C：50元……不知我媽知道了會怎么想。

J：不就50元嗎，在他們的心里，只要我們讀好書，他們不在乎花錢

B：（理解地）C，你家經濟緊張些，你那50元，我和舒歌替你出了吧，（對田）舒歌，沒有異議吧。

J：（大氣地）行，小菜一碟，沒問題，我一個人替小雅出也行，反正我那老爸有的是錢，C：（面子上有些擱不住）你們也太小瞧人了，我家雖不能和你們比，但這50元錢還是出得起的。

B：呀，要上大課了。快走快走

鐘點工婦女提一塑料袋洗潔用品及一小搓衣板上場，她動作麻利地收拾好一切，端起那堆衣物向另一側走去，C床頭的一件掛飾引起她的注意。

C（急沖沖）真是越亂越忙（推門進宿舍尋找筆記本，發現鐘點工）

鐘：（回頭驚愣）C？！

C：媽？！你怎么來了？有事嗎？

鐘：C，你搬到這間宿舍來了？

C：是的，喏，這張床就是我的。（拿出一白雪公主掛式掛在床頭）

鐘：看媽忙的，也顧不上常到學校來看看你（欲回身洗衣）

C：媽，你在干嘛哪，你快別洗了。

鐘：（笑了笑）我不洗，你們堆在那兒，衣服會謳壞的。

C：媽，這不用你煩，等會兒有個鐘點工會來幫我們洗的，（突然想起什么），咦，媽，你是怎么進來的？是不是那個鐘點工已經來了（四下尋找）。

鐘：（答非所問）那個鐘點工是怎么回事？

C：媽，有件事還沒來得及告訴你，我們宿舍合伙請了一個保姆，每天來幫我們打掃，整理房間，洗衣服，每人每月出50元錢，大家都參加，我不好特殊，媽，我想你是會同意的，是不會在乎這50元錢的吧。

鐘：（勉強笑）是的，是不在乎……

C：我的好媽媽，我一定把所有的精力都放在學習上，將來考研究生，出國留學，給你爭氣爭臉……

鐘：（默默拿過洗衣盆）媽知道，媽知道……

C：媽，叫你別洗了，你怎么就閑不住呢？那鐘點工回來洗的，我們出了錢的，你都洗了，不便宜了那個鐘點工嗎？

鐘：（震驚，望著女兒）你……

C：媽，你又轉不過彎來了，我們花錢，她干活，天經地義，你真是天生勞碌命，有福不會享……叫同學看見好沒面子……

鐘：（愣怔）……

C：（驚）媽，你怎么了，是不是老毛病又犯了（扶母坐到自己床上）

鐘：沒事，沒事，媽還有事要辦，先走了。

鐘匆匆欲走出門，和急沖沖上的田舒歌差點撞一個正著。

J：阿姨，你來了。

J：哇！小雅，你真能磨蹭，還不快走。

C：不是啊，是我……

鐘：（搶過話頭）小同學，我的事多，實在忙不過來……

J：阿姨，你……

鐘：什么也別說了，我得趕緊走了……

J：（阻攔）阿姨，你有什么條件好商量的。

C：（一頭霧水）J，你干嘛呢？

J：小雅，別愣著了，你快幫我勸勸阿姨。

C：什么？

J：你快幫我勸勸阿姨留下來，無論什么條件都先答應她，就交給你了。

C：你搞什么明堂？

J：她就是我們請的鐘點工。

C：（愣怔）。

J：B那邊在等我，（對鐘）阿姨，有話咱們回頭再說，（對C)看你的了，阿姨再見（下）。

C：（疑惑地）媽，這是怎么回事？

鐘：你坐起來，聽媽跟你說，是媽把你寵壞了，你哪知道生活的艱難哪。你還記得那次你要去祝賀同學的生日，問媽要的那200元錢嗎？

C：（拭淚望著媽）嗯，記得。

鐘：那是媽兩天兩夜沒有合眼在醫院陪護一個癱瘓病人掙來的……這一年來，為了你，媽什么都干過，替人買菜，洗衣做飯，接送孩子，做陪護，端屎倒尿，擦身喂水，媽不怕活兒有多累，多臟，多苦，就怕沒活兒干。這下可好，忙掙錢都忙到我女兒頭上了……

C：（撲進母親懷里）媽，你別說了，你干嘛不告訴我。

鐘：不告訴你是怕影響你，只巴望著你學習好，有出息，天天過的快快活活的……

C：（激動）媽！

鐘：雅雅，媽原以為這樣就盡到心了，等你學成長大了就什么都明白了，看來不成，搞不好反而害了你呀……

C：媽，是我不好，讓你傷心難過，媽我將來會多掙錢好好孝敬你的。

鐘：（感嘆）媽知道你有孝心，可是人哪，不能沒有文化，更不能不懂事，更多的道理媽也說不上，只曉得天下當媽的都巴望著兒女成人成材，成龍成鳳，成材也好，成龍也好，不懂得生活的磨難和甘苦，恐怕做人都做不好……小雅，你懂媽的心思嗎？

C：（點頭）我懂，我懂。

鐘：只要你懂媽的心思，媽就是耗干了，累倒了，媽心里也是甜甜的，活得有滋有味的。

C：（激動地）媽。

鐘：好了，該說的媽都說了，你快去上課吧，媽把這里的事忙完，還要到別處去呢。

門突然打開了，B J 神情激動地呆立在門口，鐘急忙掩飾避開。

文：（仿佛長大了許多）媽，他們是我同室的同學B J

這是我媽。

J：阿姨。

B：阿姨。

C：我們請的鐘點工就是我媽。

J：C，什么也別說了。

C：那好，從今天起，我媽的這份鐘點工我做了。

B J:C!

C：不過，是免費的（回身對媽）媽，你看好嗎？

鐘：（玩笑的）好是好，可媽又少了一份掙錢的機會，媽可沒占到你的便宜。

C：（明白母親的意思）媽！我這就報名參加學校組織的勤工助學，把你的堤內損失在堤外補回來。

B J：小雅，我們支持你！（對文母）阿姨，請相信我們，我們會懂事的，我們會長大的！

鐘：（笑）哎，我相信，我相信。

三女生圍著鐘洗起了衣服

音樂起《燭光里的媽媽》主弦律

G：你知道吧。從那時候起。我們就變得很尊重對方，寢室關系更融洽了呢。X：是呀。現在都要畢業了。一定會很懷念吧。

G: 沒事，大家都是一輩子的好朋友，欣然你說是吧。無論走到哪里，都會互相掛念。X：恩，大家都是一輩子的好朋友。

第三篇：英語話劇

beard is looking good there,A…..1(女)

Don?t thank me，thank the dice.,they told me what percentage of my face to shave.….2

Why are you still doing this?.....3

Because it?s working，…in the past few weeks ,not be bothered by trivialities,so and I?m about

to figuring out why 1+1=2…..2

You forgot,got chafed testicles because you no longer wear underpants…..4

When give，also lost.…..2

Is 5 out with 6 again?...1

Yeah,every night …4

Wow, can?t believe that he has a girlfriend….1

搖色子 me neither…2

Here?s some other fun new on the 5 and 6,…..,he gave her a pair of diamond earrings anda car…3

You?re kidding…..1

You think she?s taking advantage of him?.....4

Oh ,of course not.She wouldn?t do something like that…she is deaf….1

無奈的表情 deaf??....deaf woman can?t be gold diggers?..4,Everyone knows that …..they are nice….1

Yeah, I actually have information about 5 that would be helpful with this discussion…2(不相信的眼神)Could you tell us?…4

Let?s see 搖色子..(說出多少點).sorry,bud….2

Wait, hang on , two together.roll again…..1

搖色子okay ,listening to me.(都很無奈)…it doesn?t matter if he buy lots of gifts ,because his families are vastly wealthy….2

What do you mean “vastly wealthy”?...1

Well, “wealthy” means a lot of money……”vastly” means even more…I ?m not sure what you

don?t understand…(都很無奈)...2

OK,I know they have money.i don?t think it?s that much….4

No,you?re wrong…..through my survey in a few decades, his familiers are?t just rich ,they?re Richie Rich rich….2

Well,so how much is that?..1

About halfway between xietingfeng and zhangbozhi….2

what?? The last time we went to the zoo….,that son made me buy him ice cream…3

4走出教室(哼著歌)listen,guys, I need to go call 5?s sister ,who I love so much…..so vastly much….4

OK….,so he is very rich …1

And he pay off all her credit cards…3

What??.damn it ,I could have date 5 for a coulp months….but I ?m not that kind of girl….we should really talk to 5….1

He?s not going to listen…he is in love….3

Can?t know what to do?.?.....now,excuse me,…I have to….搖色子….stay right here…..2

第四篇：英語話劇

I used to have my dream!

我有過夢想 旁白（謝秋霞）：

Now I am a freshman.These days I suddenly find how I cherish the memory of my previous life!In those days my classmates and I worked hard for our dreams!We even do not know what was tired.Therefore，we could study at night with our own hand lights and we could get up so early as the sky was still dark.What we only know was that we have our own dreams and we would not be ordinary people.However it seemd that everything is changing!I am beginning not to know who I am and what I am doing and where my ambitions are!Scene one: 鬧鈴響起

No.1（尹思陽）: Oh, my lady gaga!It is already 7:60!Get up!Quickly!Quickly!Get up!Get up!Get up!We are late!No.2（肖翠平）: What classes will have this morning? No.1: Let me see!Uh。。。English and RS!No.2: Oh, English? It’s so cool.I won’t go to the classroom!No.3（孫川）: Are you sure that we will have English at our first class? No.1: Uh……Yes!No.3: he he a o, he he a o ,he he he he(啄木鳥叫聲)，I just made a hard decision that I won’t go to the classroom too!No.4（陸坤）：I am three!No.1: Ok, as your good brother.I want to be four!No.2、No.3and No.4 together shout to No.1: No!As our respected and handsome and strong brother, you must go there in case of the teachers’ calling!No.1: Uh…… Ok, you know that When I smile like this :he he, in fact I am thinking that you are all fools in my heart!No.2、No.3 and No.4 together smile to No.1:He he……

Scene two:(No.1 has just gone!)No.2: Get up!Get up!It’s time to keep on playing our game!We have no time because of the coming examinations!Therefore we must speed up!No.3: Oh, yeah!No.2 is right!Come on No.4!No.4: Uh…….O…….K!At this time, a man break into the room!No.2、No.3 and No.4 feel puzzled!No.2 : Who are you?(并仔細的開始觀察他)好一會過后No.2如夢初醒！

No.2: No.feiwu? Are you No.feiwu? Oh, my dear feiwu.Long time no see!No.3 and No.4: Feiwu? He is feiwu? Oh, my god!Am I still sleeping?(掐對方)Er……I can’t feel any pain.No.4: A……

No.feiwu（李緣）: Do you have any money to borrow me? No.2、No.3 and No.4: No, it’s not the thing that we don’t

have t money to borrow to you!It is because that we don’t want you to keep on going to the net bar and we don’t want you to go on corrupt.(墮落的)No.feiwu: All of you are so stingy!(小聲的)No.2、No.3 and No.4 all keep quite, and begin to play their games!No.feiwu climb his own bed and begin to sleep.Scene three:（當

No.2、No.3、No.4玩的正興起的時候，No.4的電話響了）

No.4: Hello!My baby!How do you know that I am not in class? Girlfriend: Uh? Don’ t you forget about our appointment that you accompany with me to buy that lovely skirt by skipping our English class? No.4: How can it be possible!Girlfriend: Wuwuwu

…….you are lying!You just don’t love me!Wuwuwuw

…….No.4: Oh, my baby, I love you.I really love you!I was just preparing to see you!Wait me!I will go there in two minutes!

No.4:Feiwu, Lend me 100 yuan!No.feiwu: What?

Scene Four：

旁白：The time is so fast!It’s already 7:30 at p.m.No.4 was just coming from the supermarket with her girlfriend.No.4: How long do you play the game? No.3: Uh, all the time since you go.And we have only one barrier to pass now!How is your appointment?

No.4: Uh…..Don’t speak that!I In the supermarke ,She seemd like everything, but she only just have try at every store!Yeah , every store!Oh, my god!I nearly can’t put up with it!笑聲，近乎瘋狂但又深表同情的笑聲！

No.1、No.2 and No.3 together : Our girlfriends are the same!No.2: Oh, yeah!I pass it!No.1、No.3 and No.4：Really？ No.2: Yes!四人開始跳舞慶祝！

No1： Now shouldn’t we celebrate it by drinking something？ No.2、No.3 and No.4: Of course!We should!No.1: No.feiwu? would you join us to drink? No.feiwu: Uh…...Ok.But please be quite!I will call my mother for some money.全場肅靜！

Mum: Hello, my dear!Your money has used up, isn’t it? No.feiwu: Uh……

Mum：Ok.This time I will post 1000 yuan to you for the reason that I will go to Beijing to build houses in next two month!My son,you should eat well!Don’t think about the money!Your mother is still strong ,therefore, though without your father, I believe that I can help you finish your dream!Ok, that’s all!Now I go to post the money to you!電話掛斷后長長的尾音！《老男孩》歌曲響起！旁白：

Dream? What are our dreams? We used to tell ourselves that we can let our life become better and better!We can feed all of our family!We should have our own businesses!We won’t be ordinary people and so on!However, what are we doing? Playing computer games, skipping classes, drinking ……….That’s the way that we accomplish our dreams？Don’t we want to think that have we realize our previous dreams when we become old? Or we just let our own dreams accomplish by our children?

第五篇：英語話劇

荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語話劇劇本

旁白(Aside)/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I 太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對觀眾）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）

太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes.Action II 主持人：Hello，everyone，Welcome to watch today's program。there will be a PK between Limochou and Jingke.who will be the winner ？I think all of you have different opinions，If you support your hero。Please vote for him。The way of participation:send your hero’s name to 00000.then you will have chances to take photo with him and get your hero’s autograph.ok, start fighting.（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻

Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes.荊軻

OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁

Are you challenging me? 荊軻

Of course!聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁 Come on!音樂起 兩人沖上前來

“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。” 李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑

李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?

荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?（贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get.” I got it, Momma is right.荊軻再次大笑

主持人：Mr Jingke，congratulations to you，how is your felling now？

荊軻：good！

主持人：I am your fan，can you be my master? 荊軻：ok,follow me.太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my Ladygaga!Could you give me a smart answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹暈倒

荊柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please? 荊軻徒弟：maser,your bag.荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著： To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荊柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荊柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荊柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?

荊柯;Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 觀眾甲：TCM-Traditional Chinese MM.太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Slimming tea.It is a brand new product in China.荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it!Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……

2（《江南styler》音樂起，荊軻,阿三，太子丹等人跳起舞。。荊柯(誠懇狀)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹與阿三（擊掌）Yeah!Action Ш

（《大話西游》主題曲響起）

荊珂挽著妻子，徒弟，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荊珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子道別。荊珂（深情狀）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）

荊珂(流淚)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自《飄》)妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.荊珂（欲走還留，執子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴）.妻子:“I promise.” 荊軻:“Never let go.“

妻子:”I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I'll never let go."

（荊軻的發音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的臺詞。）妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，荊珂上船，漸漸遠去，徒弟相隨而去。

妻子：It’s a good day to die.Never come back.Never…… Never……

妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin.Acion IV 秦王：Oh，shit，you look so rude，prim，and ugly，why？why？ 荊軻徒弟：what？you said what？please say again，Iwill kill you。荊軻（拽了拽徒弟）：淡定。

秦王（怒斥狀）：please go out，otherwise，I will kill you。

徒弟：you make me awful，now，if you kill me，I won’t give you the map，you know？ 荊軻：sorry，we come here just want to make peace，please trust me。秦王：ok，please show me the map。<>音樂起

荊軻走上前去，（呈恭敬狀）:Sir,It’s the map.旁白：Jingke fight with King Qin,but,unluckly,Jing Ke was killed by King Qin.Then the story is over.