第一篇：英語笑話帶中文翻譯-初中7-12

7.The mean man's partyThe notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, “Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow When the door open, push with your foot”

“Why use my elbow and foot”

“Well, gosh,” was the reply, “You're noting empty-hangded, are you”

小氣鬼宴客

一個出了名的小氣鬼終于決議要請一次客了。他在向一個朋儕詮釋怎么找到他家時說“你上到五樓找中間誰人門然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之后再用你的腳把門推開。經(jīng)典詼諧笑話幾個經(jīng)典詼諧笑話。”

“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢？”

“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪你總不會空著手來吧？”小氣鬼回覆。

8.Who Is the Laziest

Father ：Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question Who is the laziest person in your class

Tom ：I don't know, father

Father ：Oh, yes, you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work

Tom： Our teacher, father

中文

父親哎湯姆今天我跟你們先生談過現(xiàn)在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶？

湯姆我不知道爸爸。

父親啊差池你知道！想想看當(dāng)此外孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時誰在課堂上坐著只是看人家做作業(yè)？

湯姆我們先生爸爸。

9.我是來裝電話的 What a big deal

A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.Wishing to appear busy, the

businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working.He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor.“Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure.I've come to install the phone.”

一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個大數(shù)字，好像在談一筆大買賣。

到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛？”那個人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”

10.Violin Lessons

“Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?” young Sarah asked her father.She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased.“You cost me a lot of money, Sarah,” he said.“First you wanted to learn horse riding, then dancing, then swimming.Now it's the violin.”I'll play every day, Daddy.“ Sarah said.”I'll try very hard.“All right,” her father said.“This is what I'll do.I'll pay for you to have lessons for six weeks.At the end of six weeks you must play something for me.If you play well, you can have more lessons.If you play badly, I will stop the lessons.”

“0.K.Daddy,” Sarah said.“That is fair.He soon found a good violin teacher and Sarah began her lessons.The teacher was very expensive, but her father kept his promise.The six weeks passed quickly.The time came for Sarah to play for her father.She went to the living room and said, ”I'm ready to play for you, Daddy.“Fine, Sarah,” her father said.“Begin.She began to play.She played very badly.She made a terrible noise.Her father had one of his friends with him, and the friend put his hands over his ears.When Sarah finished, her father said, ”Well done, Sarah.You can have more lessons.“Sarah ran happily out of the room.Her father's friend turned to him.”You've spent a lot of money, but she still plays very badly.he said.“Well, that's true,” her father said.“But since she started learning the violin I've been able to buy five apartments in this build very cheaply.In another six weeks I'll own the whole building!”

小提琴課

“爸爸，我能學(xué)拉小提琴嗎？”小莎拉問她的父親。她總是要東西，因此她爸爸很不高興。“你花了我很多錢，莎拉，”他說，“開始你想學(xué)騎馬，然后想學(xué)跳舞，然后是游泳。現(xiàn)在又想學(xué)拉小提琴。”

“我會每天都拉的，爸爸，”莎拉說，“我會認(rèn)真練的。”

“好吧，”她爸爸說。“下面是我要做的：我會為你付六個星期的小提琴課的錢，六個星期后你必須拉首曲子給我聽。如果你拉得很好，你可以繼續(xù)上小提琴課，要是你拉得很差，你就不要再學(xué)了。”

“行。爸爸，”莎拉說，“這很公平。”

他很快就找到了一個好的小提琴老師，莎拉就開始學(xué)拉提琴了。盡管學(xué)費很高，但她爸爸遵守了諾言。

六個星期很快就過去了。該莎拉拉提琴給爸爸聽了。

她走進(jìn)起居室說：“我準(zhǔn)備好拉提琴給你聽了。”

“好哇，莎拉，”她爸爸說。“開始吧。”

她開始拉了。她拉得很差，發(fā)出了可怕的嗓音。她爸爸身旁有位朋友，朋友用手捂著耳朵。莎拉拉完一曲，她父親說：“拉得好，莎拉。你可以繼續(xù)學(xué)琴了。”

莎拉高興地跑出門去。她父親的朋友對他說：“你已經(jīng)花了不少錢了，但她還是拉得很差。”“噢，的確如此，”她爸爸說，“但自從她開始學(xué)小提琴，我就可以很便宜地買下這幢樓的五個公寓。再過六周，我就可以擁有整幢樓啦！”

11.Wasn't Asleep

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: “Wake up, sir!”

“I wasn't asleep,” the man answered.“Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.”

“I know.I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.”

我沒有睡著

當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒！”

“我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。

“沒睡著？可是你眼睛都閉上了呀？”

“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”

12.Mr.Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?

Mr.Smith: Yes.Mr.Johnson: Fine.Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?

約翰遜先生：今天下午你準(zhǔn)備用割草機(jī)嗎？

史密斯先生：是的。

約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網(wǎng)球拍，那我可以借用一下嗎？

第二篇：母親節(jié)英語作文(帶中文翻譯)

母親節(jié)英語作文(帶中文翻譯)

Today is Mother's Day.I know some of my classmates are going to help their mothers with the housework, others.are going to buy some flowers for their mothers.I want to say to her that I love her very much.But as a boy, it is a bit difficult for me to show my heart.I think only girls can do that.My mother is very kind.She takes care of me day and night.She spends little money, but buys anything for me that I need.This time I must show my love.I am going to give her a card and write like this, “I love you, mother!” I am going to put it under her pillow.參考翻譯：

母親節(jié)

今天是母親節(jié)。我知道一些同學(xué)打算幫媽媽做些家務(wù)，還有一些同學(xué)打算給媽媽買些花。我只是想對媽媽說一聲，我非常愛她。但是對我來說這樣表達(dá)我的情感有點兒難，因為我是個男孩。我覺得只有女生才這樣做。

我媽媽是個非常善良的人。她對我照顧得無微不至。她自己很少花錢，但能給我買我需要的任何東西。

這次我一定要表示我對她的愛。我打算送她一張寫有“我愛你，媽媽”的卡片，我還打算把它放在她的枕頭下面。

第三篇：英語名言警句學(xué)習(xí)(帶中文翻譯)

英語名言警句

光明磊落，勝券在握。

A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.白日不做虧心事，夜半敲門心不驚。

A clear fast is better than a dirty breakfast.寧為清貧，不為濁富。

A close mouth catches no flies.病從口入，禍從口出。

A cock is valiant on his own dunghill.夜郎自大。

A common danger causes common action.同仇敵愾。

A contented mind is perpetual feast.知足常樂。

Actions speak louder than words.事實勝於雄辯。

Admonish your friends in private, praise them in public.在私底下要忠告你的朋友，在公開場合又表揚你的朋友。

A fair face may hide a foul heart.人不可貌相。

A faithful friend is hard to find.益友難得。

A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit.吃一塹，長一智。

After a storm comes a calm.否極泰來。

After black clouds, clear weather.否極泰來。

After death, the doctor.A bad conscience is a snake in one's heart.做賊心虛。

A bad workman quarrels with his tools.拙匠常怨工具差。

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.雙鳥在林不如一鳥在手。

A bird is known by its note, and a man by his talk.聞其歌知其鳥，聽其言知其人。

A blind man who leans against a wall imagines that it's the boundary of the world.坐井觀天。

Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.相聚愛益切，離別情更深。

A burnt child dreads the fire.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井繩。

Accidents will happen.天有不測風(fēng)云。

A clean hand wants no washing.身正不怕影子斜。

A clear conscience is a soft pillow.問心無愧，高枕無憂。

A clear conscience is a sure card.放馬后炮。

A good appetite is a good sauce.饑不擇食。

A good example is the best sermon.身教勝似言教。

A good face is a letter of recommendation.好的相貌就是一封推薦的介紹信。

A good fame is better than a good face.好的名望勝於好的相貌。

A good friend is my nearest relation.良友如近親。

A good marksman may miss.智者千慮，必有一失。

A good maxim is never out of season.至理名言不會過時。

A good medicine tastes bitter.良藥苦口，忠言逆耳。

A good winter brings a good summer.瑞雪兆豐年。

A happy heart makes a blooming visage.心花怒放，笑逐顏開。

A hero is known in the time of misfortune.時勢造英雄。

A lazy youth, a lousy age.少壯不努力，老大徒傷悲。

Ale will make a cat speak.酒后吐真言。

A little is better than none.聊勝於無。

A little leak will sink a great ship.千丈之堤潰於蟻穴。

A little neglect may breed great mischief.小不忍則亂大謀。

A little spark kindles a great fire.星星之火，可以燎原。

A little wind kindles, much puts out the fire.適可而止，過猶不及。

All covet, all lose.貪多必失。

All is fair in war.兵不厭詐。

All is not gold that glitters.閃光的東西并不都是黃金。

All roads lead to Rome.條條道路通羅馬。

All shall be well, Jack shall have Jill.有情人終成眷屬。

All the treasures of the earth would not bring back one lost moment.機(jī)會失去不再來，千貫萬貫難贖回。

All things are easy that are done willingly.做事樂意，諸事容易。

All things are obedient to money.有錢能使鬼推磨。

A maiden with many wooers often chooses the worst.少女有了許多求婚者往往選中了最差的一個。

A man apt to promise is apt to forget.輕諾者易忘。

A man can not spin and reel at the same time.一心不能二用。

A man cannot whistle and drink at he same time.一心不能二用。

A man has two ears and one mouth that he may hear much and speak little.人有兩只耳朵一張嘴，就是為了多聽少說話。

A man knows his companion in a long journey and a little inn.路遙知馬力，日久見人心。

A man may dig his grave with his teeth.禍從口出。

A man may lead a horse to the water, but he cannot make him drink.牽馬到河易，強(qiáng)馬飲水難。

A man may love his house well without riding on the ridge.有寶何必人前夸。

A match will set fire to a large building.星星之火，可以燎原。

Ambition never dies until there is no way out.不到黃河心不死

A miss is as good as a mile.失之毫厘，差之千里。

Among the blind the one-eyed man is king.山中無老虎，猴子稱霸王。

A near friend is better than a far-dwelling kinsman.遠(yuǎn)親不如近鄰。

An enemy's mouth seldom speaks well.狗嘴里吐不出象牙。

An evil chance seldom comes alone.禍不單行。

A new broom sweeps clean.新官上任三把火。

An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.一日之計在於晨。

An old physician, and a young lawyer.醫(yī)生年老的好，律師年輕的俏。

An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity;a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.樂觀的人在災(zāi)難中看到希望；悲觀的人在希望中看到災(zāi)難。

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.預(yù)防勝於治療。

Answer a fool according to his folly.以其人之道，還治其人之身。

A penny saved is a penny earned.省錢就是賺錢。

Apparel makes the man.馬靠鞍裝，人靠衣裝。

Appearances are deceitful.人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。

A road of a thousand miles begins with one step.千里之行始於足下。

A rolling stone gathers no moss.滾石不生苔，轉(zhuǎn)業(yè)不聚財。

As a man sows, so he shall reap.種瓜得瓜，種豆得豆。

A secret between more than two is no secret.兩人以上知道的秘密就不算秘密。

A servant is known by his master's absence.主人不在可以看出仆人的品行來。

A silent tongue and true heart are the most admirable things on earth.緘默的嘴，真誠的心，是世界上最令人贊美的東西。A single spark can start a prairie fire.星星之火，可以燎原。

A smart coat is a good letter of introduction.人要衣裝，佛要金裝。

A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner.平靜的海洋練不出熟練的水手。

A sow, when washed;returns to the muck.江山易改，本性難移。

As the old cock crows, so doth the young.有其父必有其子。

As the touchstone tries gold, so gold tries man.試金石可以試金，正如黃金可以試人。

As the tree falls, so shall it lie.自作自受。

As they sow, so let them reap.種瓜得瓜，種豆得豆。

A still tongue makes a wise head.智者寡言。

A stitch in time saves nine.小洞不補(bǔ)，大洞吃苦。

A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe.身正不怕影子斜。

A straw shows which way the wind blows.一葉便知秋。

A stumble may prevent a fall.小懲大誡。

As you make your bed so you must lie on it.自食其果。

As you sow you shall mow.種瓜得瓜，種豆得豆。

A tall tree catches the wind.樹大招風(fēng)。

A tree is known by its fruit.觀其行而知其人。

A true friend is known in the day of adversity.疾風(fēng)知勁草，患難知友情。

Avarice blinds our eyes.財迷心竅。

Avarice increases with wealth.越富越貪。

A wanderer who is determined to reach his destination does not fear the rain.決心趕到目的地，浪漢何懼雨來淋。A watched pot is long in boiling.心急水不沸。

A wilful man will have his way.有志者是竟成。

A word spoken is an arrow let fly.一言既出，駟馬難追。

A word spoken is past recalling.一言既出，駟馬難追。

Bad workmen often blame their tools.拙匠常怪工具差。

Beauty is but skin-deep.紅顏易變。

Beauty is in the eye of the gazer.情人眼里出西施。

Beauty lies in lover's eyes.情人眼里出西施。

Bees that have honey in their mouths have stings in their tails.口蜜腹劍。

Before gold, even kings take off their hats.有錢能使鬼推磨。

Beggars cannot be choosers.饑不擇食。

Beggars must be no choosers.饑不擇食。

Behind bad luck comes good luck.塞翁失馬，焉知非福。

Be honest rather clever.誠實比聰明更要緊。

Being on sea, sail;being on land, settle.隨遇而安。

Be just to all, but trust not all.要公正對待所有的人，但不要輕信所有的人。

Believe not all that you see nor half what you hear.眼見的不能全信，耳聞的也不能半信。

Be slow to promise and quick to perform.不輕諾，諾必果。

Be swift to hear, slow to speak.多聽少說。

Better an empty purse than an empty head.寧可錢袋癟，不要腦袋空。

Better an open enemy than a false friend.明槍易躲，暗箭難防。Better good neighbours near than relations far away.遠(yuǎn)親不如近鄰。

Between the cup and the lip a morsel may slip.功虧一簣。

Between two stools one falls to the ground.腳踏兩頭要落空。

Beware beginnings.慎始為上。

Big mouthfuls ofter choke.貪多嚼不爛。

Bind the sack before it be full.做事應(yīng)適可而止。

Birds of a feather flock together.物以類聚，人以群分。

Birth is much, but breeding is more.出身固然重要，教養(yǎng)更且重要。

Bite off more than one can chew.貪多咽不下。

Bite the hand that feeds one.恩將仇報。

Bitter pills may have wholesome effects.良藥苦口利於病。

Blind men can judge no colours.不宜問道於盲。

Blood is thicker than water.血濃於水。

Bread is the staff of life.民以食為天。

Brevity is the soul of wit.言以簡潔為貴。

Bring up a raven and he'll pick out your eyes.養(yǎng)虎貽患。

Burn not your house to rid it of the mouse.投鼠忌器。

Burnt child dreads the fire.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井繩。

Business before pleasure.事業(yè)在先，享樂在后。

Business is business.公事公辦。

By doing we learn.經(jīng)一事，長一智。By falling we learn to go safely.吃一塹，長一智。

By other's faults, wise men correct their own.他山之石，可以攻玉。

By reading we enrich the mind;by conversation we polish it.讀書可以使我門的思想充實，談話使其更臻完美。

第四篇：英語名言,帶中文翻譯

畏懼錯誤就是毀滅進(jìn)步！遮掩錯誤就是躲避真理——周恩來

· The good seaman is known in bad weather.· 驚濤駭浪，方顯英雄本色。

Do not , for one repulse , give upthe purpose that you resolved to effect.(William Shakespeare , British dramatist)

不要只因一次失敗，就放棄你原來決心想達(dá)到的目的。(英國劇作家 莎士比亞.W.)If you doubt yourself , then indeed you stand on shaky11 ground.（Ibsen , Norwegian dramatist)

如果你懷疑自己，那么你的立足點確實不穩(wěn)固了。(挪威劇作家 易卜生)

The important thing in life is to have a great aim , and the determination to attain it.(Johan Wolfgang von Goethe , German Poet and dramatist)

人生重要的事情就是確定一個偉大的目標(biāo)，并決心實現(xiàn)它。(德國詩人、戲劇家 歌德.J.M.)

Genius only means hard-working all one's life.(Mendeleyer , Russian Chemist)

天才只意味著終身不懈的努力。(俄國化學(xué)家 門捷列耶夫)

If you wish to succeed , you should use persistence as your good friend , experience as your reference , prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry.(Thomas Edison , American inventor)

如果你希望成功，當(dāng)以恒心為良友、以經(jīng)驗為參謀、以謹(jǐn)慎為兄弟、以希望為哨兵。(美國發(fā)明家 愛迪生.T.)

Weep no more , no sigh , nor groan.Sorrow calls no time that's gone.(John Fletcher , British dramatist)

別哭泣，別嘆息，別呻吟；悲傷喚不回流逝的時光。(英國劇作家 弗萊沏.J.)

Histories make men wise;poems witty;the mathematics subtle;natural philosophy deep;moral grave;logic and rhetoric able to contend.(Francis Bacon , British philosopher)

歷史使人明智；詩詞使人靈秀；數(shù)學(xué)使人周密；自然哲學(xué)使人深刻；倫理使人莊重；邏輯修辭學(xué)使人善辨。(英國哲學(xué)家 培根.F.)

必ず勝って

第五篇：保護(hù)野生動物英語作文帶中文翻譯

保護(hù)野生動物英語作文帶中文翻譯： Save the Wild Animals 為了保護(hù)生態(tài)資源，人們應(yīng)當(dāng)意識到任何物種的缺失，至少意味著知識資源和自然美的缺失。因此，應(yīng)采取以下措施：制訂污染標(biāo)準(zhǔn)以降低有毒物質(zhì)；嚴(yán)禁殺害某些稀有物種；應(yīng)建立國家公園作為野生動植物保護(hù)區(qū)。

Many wild animals are facing the danger of extinction, because the environment that they are living in has changed greatly.For example, with the developmet of cities, the using of insecticide and serious pollution, their living areas have become narrowcr and narrower.Many of the wild animals, now are confronted with food crisis.At the same time, man is killing off species just for getting their fur, skin, horns, teeth and meat.In order to protect our resources of ecology, people should realize that the loss of any species is at least the loss of source of knowledge and a source of natural beauty.There fore, measures of the following should be taken: pollution standards are made to keepdown poisons;killing off certain rare species is prohibited;national parks should be set up as wild life, reserves.Only if we human beings take some drastic measures can wild animals be preserved

Save the Wild Animals 中文翻譯：保護(hù)野生動物

許多野生動物正面臨絕種的危險，因為它們生活的環(huán)境發(fā)生了極大的變化。譬 如，隨著城市的發(fā)展，殺蟲劑的使用和嚴(yán)重的污染，野生動物的生活區(qū)域變得越來越狹小。許多野生動物目前正面臨著食物方面的危機(jī)。同時，為了獲取野生動物的毛、皮、角、牙齒和肉，人類正在屠殺野生動物。

為了保護(hù)生態(tài)資源，人們應(yīng)當(dāng)意識到任何物種的缺失，至少意味著知識資源和自然美的缺失。因此，應(yīng)采取以下措施：制訂污染標(biāo)準(zhǔn)以降低有毒物質(zhì)；嚴(yán)禁殺害某些稀有物種；應(yīng)建立國家公園作為野生動植物保護(hù)區(qū)。

我們只有采取一些有力措施，才能保護(hù)野生動物。