第一篇：英文小品TheAntsandthePicnic

(螞蟻和野餐)

Sam:Goodmorning,Mum.(早上好,媽媽。)

Amy:Goodmorning,Dad.(早上好,爸爸。)

MrSmart:Goodmorning,children.(早上好,孩子們。)Mrmart:Look!It’swarmandsuytoday.(看！今天天氣溫暖，陽光明媚。)

Amy:Thenlet’

shaveapicnic.(讓我們野餐去吧。)

Sam:Greatidea!(真實個好主意。)

Tom:What’sinthepicnicbasket?(籃子里面有什么？)

Mrmart:Thisisacake,thesearebananas.(這是蛋糕，這些是香蕉。)

Amy:Andthesearesandwiches.(這些是三明治。)

Sam:What’sthat?(那是什么？)

Mrmart:Thisisjuice.(這是果汁。)

Zak:Whatareyoudoing,Mak?(你在干什么，Mak？)

Mak:I’mlookingatacar,Zak.(我在看一輛車，Zak。)

Jo:Whereisitgoing?(它去哪兒？)

Mak:It’sgoingintothepark.(它開進了公園。)

Ho:Whataretheydoingnow?(他們現在在干什么？)

Mak:Wow!Theyarehavingapicnic.(哇！他們在野餐。)

Together:Whoopee!Let’sgo!(我們走吧！)

SamandAmy:Hereweare!(我們來了！)

MrSmart:Putthebasketonthetable,please.(請把籃子放在桌子上。)

Sam:I’mhungry.(我餓了。)

Tom:I’mhungry,too.(我也餓了。)

Mrmart:It’sonly10o’clock.We’lleatathalfpast11.(剛10：00，我們在11：30吃飯。)

MrSmart:Timeforagame!(做個游戲吧！)

Tom:Let’layblindman’uff.(咱們玩“瞎子摸人”吧！)

SamandAmy:Okay!(好吧！)

Amy:Yoube“it”.(你來捉。)

Sam:Here’syourblindfold.(你的蒙眼布。)

Amy:Canyouseeme?(你能看見我嗎？)

Tom:No,Ican’t.(我不能。)

Sam:Now,turnaround.One,two,three,four,five.(現在轉圈。1、2、3、4、5。)

Tom:Help!I’mdizzy.Whereareyou?(救命啊！我暈了。你們在哪？)

Mrmart:HereIam!(我在這兒！)

Tom:Ha!Gotyou!Whoisit?Oh,it’sAmy.(哈！抓住了。是誰？噢，是Amy。)

Sam:Ha,ha,Amy.Nowyou’re“it”.(哈！Amy。現在你來捉。)

Zak:Hereweare.(我們來了！)

Mak:What’sinthebasket?(籃子里面有什么？)

Jo:Cake,sandwiches,andbananas.(蛋糕、三明治和香蕉。)

Together:Welikecakes.Welikesandwiches.Welikebananas.(我們喜歡蛋糕，我們喜歡三明治，我們喜歡香蕉。)

Sam:Whattimeisit?I’mhungry.(幾點了？我餓了。)

MrSmart:It’s11:30.Timeforlunch.(11：30了，該吃午飯了。)

Mrmart:Where’sthebasket?(籃子在哪兒？)

Tom:Hereitis.(在這兒。)

Amy:Where’sthecake?(蛋糕在哪兒？)

Sam:Wherearethesandwiches?(三明治在哪兒？)

MrandMrmart:Ohno!Look!(噢，不！看！)

Tom:Here’sabananas.Ilikebananas.(這兒有一支香蕉。我愛吃香蕉。)

第二篇：英文小品劇本羊肉串和納稅人

作者：張凱

Characters:

Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao

Mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelatiohietweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhaenedin1980s.

ActI

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(iazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)

Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slied,takeitup,)

Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!

Dabao:(changefaces)

Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’otaxi.Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!

Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?

Taxi----!Taxi----!

Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?

Dabao:No,No,No,no!I'mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impoible!you'vebeenherefor2hours.Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.)

Howdoyouknowit?

Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI'vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.Dabao:It’ｓabigbug!

Xiaofu:Oh.Don’twastemytime!Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!

Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,ok?

Xiaofu:Don'tcheatme,you'vesoldmorethan2hundredones.Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,let'litthedifference.8yuan,ok?

Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.(Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)

Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!I’mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Let’sgo!

ActII

Mr.Shi:Thenextscenehaenediewcentury.Chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltellyou.Let’senjoyit!

(Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith“NOSARS”)

Dabao::Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine.Xiaofu:Hi,Dabao:Hi.

Two:Whatafamiliarface.Two:It’syou!

Dabao:10yearast,youareastillataxcollector.Xiaofu:10yearast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.Howisyourbusine?

Dabao:EverythingisOK!

10yearast,youarestillbeautifulladyianliheofBeijing.Xiaofu:10yearast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmorecleanthan20yearefore.Dabao:Thankyou.NoSARS,nodirtineervepeople,serveme.Xiaofu:Great!Haveyou……

Dabao:Married?I‘mnotmarried;I’mstillsingle.Xiaofu:Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?

Dabao:What?Taxi?Oh,tax!Ofcourse.Ishouldpaythetaxof50YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.Xioafu:Yourreceipt,please.Dabao:(showsthereceipt)

Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxservicecenterbycomputer.Xiaofu:Great!Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.Dabao:Thankyou.Itismyduty.I’mproudofmyselftopaythetaxforourcountry.Xiaofu:Yeah!Thetaxyoupaidisashareofourcountry’seconomy,andyoudoalotforOlympicsofBeijing!

Dabao:Let’sdoittogether!.It’aidthat,Don'taskwhatyourcountrycandoforyoubutaskwhatyoucandoforyourcountry.Justlikeme,sellYangrouchuan,andpaytheTaxfortenyearsmore.Xiaofu:You'retheloveliestpeopleiewcentury!

Dabao:Thankyou!Andyou'retheloveliesttaxcollectoriewera!

X:Excuseme,andIhavetogonow.Bye-bye.D:Amoment,areyoufreetomorrowevening?CouldIhaveadierwithyou?

Xiaofu:Well,mayIhavethecompanyofmyhuand?

Dabao:No,no,noproblem.6o’clockintheevening,Beichuanyuan,ok?

Xiaofu:justakidding.Ihavetogohomenow.(leaves)

Dabao,Seeyoutomorrow.Dabao:Hopetoseeyoueveryday.TheEnd

第三篇：英文小品劇本+羊肉串和納稅人

英文小品劇本 羊肉串和納稅人

Act I

(on Wenming road of Sanmenxia, 1980s。A man is selling

yangrouchuan)

Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine,eaten one, want nine.Hi!Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up,)

Xiaofu: Tax!Pay the tax!

Dabao:(change faces)Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.Xiaofu: Tax!T---A---X!

Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi!Do you want me to calla taxi for you?

Taxi----!Taxi----!

Xiaofu: Enough!Are you the vendor?

Dabao: No , No, No, no!I 'm just have a look.The vendor has gone to the toilet.Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible!you 've been here for 2

hours.Dabao: Really ?

Xiaofu: Yes, of course.Dabao: How do you know it?

Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been

looking at you for two hours.Dabao: It’ｓ a big bug!

Xiaofu: Oh.Don’t waste my time!Please pay the tax----10 Yuan!

Dabao: 10 yuan?!My god.I had just earned 20 Yuan one day!5 Yuan, ok?

Xiaofu: Don't cheatme, you've sold more than 2 hundred yuan.Dabao: 6yuan, my dearsisiter.7Yuan, my lovely beauty.Dabao: Not for you , not for me, let's split the difference.8 yuan ,ok ?

Xiaofu:(looking around)All right,a deal.But no receipt.(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)

Dabao: What a smart woman!Bad luck!I’m bankrupt.I have to change my place.Hope I would not meet her any more!Let’s go!

Act II

The next scene happened in new century.China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way,how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.Let’s enjoy it!

(In the market;Dabao in white clothes ,a board with “NO SARS”)

Dabao::Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan.Eaten one, want nine.Eaten one, want nine.Xiaofu: Hi,Dabao: Hi.Xiaofu and Dabao:: What a familiar face.Xiaofu and Dabao : It’s you!

Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.Xiaofu: 10 years past, you are still selling Yangrouchuan.How is your business?

Dabao: Everything is OK!10 years past, you are still a beautiful lady!

Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.Dabao: Thank you.No SARS, no dirtiness;Serve people, serve me.Xiaofu: Great!Have you……

Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married;I’m still single.Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?

Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax!Of course.I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.Xioafu: Your receipt, please.Dabao:(shows the receipt)Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.Xiaofu: Great!What a good taxpayer you are.Dabao: Thank you.It is my duty.I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.Xiaofu: Yeah!The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy!

Dabao: Let’s do it together!

Xiaofu:: I have to go now.Bye-bye.Dabao, See you tomorrow.

第四篇：有關文化差異的英文小品劇本

Script Outline: Two foreigner comes to a Chinese couple’s for a dinner, and there are some jokes of cultural differences.Character: Chen(American), Tao(American), Liu(Chinese husband), Chu(Chinese wife)

Liu : Long time no see!My best friend!

Chen: Don’t ask me good ,I’m fine, thank you.Chen: What’s the matter? Aren’t you feeling well? Liu:廢話這一個熊抱，舒服才怪!

No, no, no, but we Chinese prefer to shake hands.Tao: Ok, this is the gift I bring you.Chu: Oh, thank you!Tao: Why do not open the gift to see them? Chu: Open? Why open? Tao: No why!If I were you, I will open it!Liu: But we Chinese people are accustomed to after dinner and then open.Tao: You must open it now.Chu: No, no, no.Tao: Open, open, open.Chu: So bad boy!But I forgive you.Let me see, what’s this? Tao: This’s a lucky draw card.Let’s watch TV.Chu: I have the first prize!Chen: What a lucky dog!Chu: What? You said I was a dog? 八嘎！

Tao: Cool down, cool down.In our American that you are a dog is in praise of you.Chu: 索嘎.I see.Now to supper.Chu: Food delicious you? Chen, Tao: Yeah, yeah, yeah…

Liu: My wife to cook very tasty!This, this, …

Chen: Enough!Why not let me have a dinner myself? Liu: Delicious? Ha, ha, we’ll get more!Honey, more!Chen: What? No zoo no die!Liu: There is no such delicious food in American? Right? Chu: It seems that you like it very much.I’ll get you into a bowl.Chen, Tao: Oh, no.We do not want to eat.Bye！!

第五篇：英文小品搞笑劇本

小品是一種有趣的表演方式，大家喜歡看小品節目嗎？以下是小編精心準備的英文小品搞笑劇本，大家可以參考以下內容哦！

四人搞笑英文小品劇本【1】

Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company.This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo!I finally finish this case.It is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing: Me too.I always get so busy in this season.I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much.What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?

Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!

Ca: You are right.Let’s pig out on junk food!

Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown.I miss German food!

Ca: so do I.how much I love French food!

Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before.Do you have any recommendation?

Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.from

Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse

Ci: They all sound yummy.But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?

Wing&Ca: No

Ci: The answer is dumplings!

Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted.Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me.what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together.I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great!That is fantastic.Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings

Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)

CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”

Ca: sure, here you are.what s next?

Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together.be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer

Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it.shall I blend them?

CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well.A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)

Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared.lets start!

CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?

Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine.Wing: God.Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!

CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.Ca: So it is a complete big meal.Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life.Let’s cheers!

Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!

英語搞笑小品劇本【2】

(Original script)

(William carry his bag to school)

William: Today is my very first day at campus, I heard of campus is a ivory tower and full of joy, in there,I can broaden my horizon and follow my interest to making friends, especially the association of campus is a shinning view, look ,there is a hip-hop association, I will go there, follow me.Association : Howdy, guys, come here.Are you a freshman?

William: Yeah.Could you tell me something about your association?

Association：Of course.Firstly, let me ask you some questions.Do you want to show your talent?(YES)

Do you want to enrich your campus life?(YES)

Do you want to be a star?(YES)

So, this is the stage what you want, we’ll give you many chances to show your style.Come on, no hesitation.W: Okay, that’s great, I will join you.Voice-over：A month later, William had come to know that he has a lot of things to do, he is confused there.William: This is my homework, and this is my activity, which one I should choose? Oh my god, who can help me?

Voice-over：At that time, the learning angel and the hip-hop fairy come to his mind at the same time.Learning Angel: To be or not to be, that is a question.Litter William, Shakespeare is calling you.This is the ocean of knowledge , the heaven of literature.Please take your book and come to my world.W: Okay, angel , wait me …wait me.Voice-over: Suddenly, the hip-hop fairy is coming.Hip-pop fairy: Yo yo yo!Everybody!Push you hands up.(Singing)Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise playing in the street gonna be a big man someday, you’ve got the mud on your face, big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place.Singing, we will we will rock you.Singing, we will we will rock you.What’s boy? Come with me, we have a big party.Hurry up!

William: Wow, so cool, take me away.(leave his book on the floor)

Learning Angel：No!Stop！

(Face to William)You can’t do it.It is time to study.(Face to Hip-pop fairy)And you, who are you?(The tone with provocation)

Hip-pop fairy: It’s none of your business, it’s time for fun, get out of his world, he should come with me.Learning Angel: No!You can’t!Shut up!

Hip-pop fairy: What? What?(Disputing)

William: All right… all right.Calm down….calm down guys!We must have a talk!

Learning Angel and Hip-hop fairy: Okay…okay.(Calm down)

William:(Face to Learning Angel)You, you’re the important part of my life, I know I should pay more attention to you.But, you（Face to Hip-hop fairy）,without you, my life is not complete.(Face to audiences)Learning angel is my right hand, Hip-hop fairy is my left hand, you should get well alone with each other and work together, I need you to create my beautiful campus life.Learning Angel: Okay, William is right.Hip-hop fairy: Yes, I really think we should be friends.(shake hands)

(Singing together)

William: They’re the girl on my mind and I know I’m thinking of them, on my way through the day and the night the stars shine above me.L/H: We have been heard some words about the guy he is too much stronger, and we will singing the song, hoping we will happy together.W/L/H: Our hearts go sha la la la la,sha la la in the moring,oh sha la la la la, sha la la in the sunshine,our hearts go sha la la la la,sha la la in the evening ,oh sha la la la la ,sha la la la la just for you.W/L/H: We hope all of you could find a right position of your life, balance your study and entertainment, make you life full of joy and create some unforgettable memories, at last , we hope you will “make it better”.The end…