第一篇：英語小品劇本 -- 孫悟空vs豬八戒
英語小品劇本--孫悟空vs豬八戒
An English play----Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧：沒關(guān)系，前面不遠(yuǎn)就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine.Let’s have a rest later.Look!There is a house over there.悟空仔細(xì)地?cái)v扶唐僧繼續(xù)行走，同時(shí)另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場(chǎng)。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up.The spirit is coming soon.小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。
唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。
Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從
東土大唐前往西天取經(jīng)的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir.I am the monk from the east.Can we stay over here tonight?
老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。（別過臉去繼續(xù)哭泣）
Oh, you are the monk from the east.Sure.Sure, come in, please ……
唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細(xì)打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。
老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什么事慢慢說。
Don’t be sad, madam.Take it easy.What happened?
老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一只豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現(xiàn)在正
準(zhǔn)備把女兒送出去逃避
Master, there is a spirit here.He wants to marry my daughter, tonight.We are all afraid of him.唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領(lǐng)高強(qiáng)，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir.My apprentice has great capability.Maybe, he can help you.老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領(lǐng)高強(qiáng)的師傅，結(jié)果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著
別出來了吧。
Alas!, master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable.But every time, they were defeated by the spirit.You’d better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會(huì)他一會(huì)。待會(huì)你們只管躲起來，外面發(fā)生什么事，都不 用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is.All of you just stay inside.Don’t come out no matter what happens.這時(shí)起了風(fēng)聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發(fā)抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。悟空鎮(zhèn)定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚(yáng)威地走上場(chǎng)來，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我來了。
Darling, here I am.站在臺(tái)上停一下，見沒有動(dòng)靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy!Please come to me.Come on, we will be a couple.豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時(shí)又做出猴子的 模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長(zhǎng)得丑，但本領(lǐng)高強(qiáng)，一定會(huì)讓你過上好日子的。
Darling, don’t be afraid.Although I am ugly, I am so powerful.I am sure that I can make you happy.小娘子笑著點(diǎn)頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高興的時(shí)候干嘛要像猴子一樣？
Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?
小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。
When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：高興就好，高興就好。我們快入洞房吧。
Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。小娘子作出動(dòng)腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。
八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，干嘛把我拉出來啊？
Darling.Why are you so powerful?
小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進(jìn)去會(huì)嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents.We’d better go to your home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。
Go to my house？OK.that’s a great idea.Let’s go.兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子：我一個(gè)弱女子，哪里能走這么遠(yuǎn)？夫君背我吧。
I cannot walk any further.Can you carry me on your back?
八戒：背你？好，好，好。誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？
Carry you on my back? All right.You're my wife after all.Come on.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發(fā)了。
Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒頭上一點(diǎn)）：走吧，呆子。
Okay.Let’s go.音樂響起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在臺(tái)上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。小女子在他背
上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。
八戒：小娘子，你怎么這么重啊？
Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？
Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)
八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do.I do.繼續(xù)艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，靈活地越上臺(tái)上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的樣子，再做出摔疼了的樣子在那里呻吟。八戒聽到女子的呻吟，忙東張西望找小媳婦。
八戒：娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不見你了？
Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?
小女子（偷偷地笑，再裝作痛苦的樣子）：夫君，我在這里呢。
Honey, I am here.八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了？
Darling.Why did you go up there?
小女子：還不是你這呆子害的。
That's your fault.八戒：對(duì)不起，娘子。對(duì)不起，娘子。
Sorry, darling.I’m very sorry.小女子：看你這么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
You look so tired, and I feel sore.Let’s have a rest.八戒：太好了。我們就休息一下吧！
Have a rest? That’s a good idea.Let’s have a rest.八戒聽了高興地坐在下面休息，小女子仔細(xì)地打量他。
小女子（撒嬌地）：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，我都還不知道，怎么能嫁給你呢？你可要告訴我。
Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from.You must tell me the truth first.八戒：唉，別提了，想當(dāng)年我本是天上的天篷元帥，上天入地，八面威風(fēng)。只因冒犯了嫦娥，被玉帝貶下凡塵，錯(cuò)投了豬胎，長(zhǎng)成這般模樣。
Alas!Don’t mention it.I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the world.Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi.So I became a pig.That’s why I am so ugly.小女子：虧你長(zhǎng)得這么丑，還敢出來見人。
You look too ugly to meet people.八戒：本來我也不想出來，只是南海觀音點(diǎn)化我，叫我在這里等候前往西天的取經(jīng)人。等了這么久，也不見，便出來逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，還管它什么西天取經(jīng)呢？（八戒高興地過
去想拉小女子的手）
I didn’t want to come here.Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng.I've been waiting for a long time, but nobody has come.It’s lucky to meet you here.小女子（把手甩開）：你說自己是天上的神仙，怎么連我都背不動(dòng)，真讓人難以相信。
You said that you were an immortal in the heaven.Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!
八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你干嘛不信呢你。
I am really the immortal.Why don’t you believe me?
小女子：那你拿出點(diǎn)本事來瞧瞧。
Show me some gongfu then.八戒：好，讓我露兩手來給你看看。
OK, let me show you my gongfu.從石頭后拿出釘鈀，舞了起來。小女子暗暗點(diǎn)頭。當(dāng)八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時(shí)，被小女子一把
抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了過去。
八戒：娘子，你怎么這么大的力氣？
Darling.Why are you so strong?
小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。
Pull me out if you can.八戒做出用力拖的樣子，沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)拖出來的卻是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒：娘子，你怎么這么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要開玩笑了。
How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是誰！
You Silly!Look at me.Who am I? 八戒一看，嚇得跳起來：齊天大圣，我的媽呀。
My god!You are Mahatma!
八戒轉(zhuǎn)身想跑，被悟空攔住，兩人打了起來，八戒不是對(duì)手，被悟空壓住，不能動(dòng)彈。悟空：呆子，你可還敢在這里害人不成？
You silly!Dare you harm others any more?
八戒：不敢了，不敢了。
No, I dare not!
悟空： 你可還敢在這里娶媳婦？
Dare you wive yet? 八戒：不敢了。大圣爺爺饒我。
No,no.Please forgive me, Mahatma.悟空：量你也不敢。
I bet you dare not.悟空放開，八戒轉(zhuǎn)身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。悟空：呆子，想往哪里去？
You silly, where are you going?
八戒：我已答應(yīng)你，不再鬧事了，干嘛還不放我走？
I'll never make trouble any more.Why don't you let me go?
悟空：呆子，我?guī)闳ヒ娙〗?jīng)人。
You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.八戒：什么？取經(jīng)人來了？
What? Has Tangseng come?
悟空：走吧。
Yes.Let's go!
兩人在臺(tái)上走半圈，來到房前。悟空：師傅，出來吧，這妖怪已經(jīng)被我降服了。
Master, please come out!The spirit has been defeated!
唐僧等人走了出來，老頭一家還有些戰(zhàn)戰(zhàn)兢兢。悟空：呆子，還不跪下，見過師傅。
You silly, kneel down to meet your master.八戒忙對(duì)著唐僧下跪，口喊師傅。唐僧非常吃驚。
Master, nice to meet you here.唐僧：徒兒，這是怎么回事？
My prentice, what's up?
悟空：師傅，這是觀世音菩薩特意讓他在此等候陪您上西天取經(jīng)的。
Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.唐僧：哦，多謝觀世音菩薩，既然這樣我就收你為徒，賜你法名為
八戒。
I see!Thank Guanyin!Since then, I will take you as my prentice
and name you Bajie.八戒：謝謝師傅（站了起來）。
Thank you, my master!老頭：恭喜高僧又收神徒。
Congratulations!
唐僧：徒兒們，我們上路吧。（八戒還依依不舍地看著小女子）
Let's go ahead, my prentices.悟空：八戒，還看什么呢？走了。
Bajie, there is nothing to attach to.Let's go!八戒戀戀不舍地走到前面帶路。
第二篇：英語劇本(豬八戒VS孫悟空)New
英語小品劇本—Sutra-Seek取西經(jīng)
一、道具準(zhǔn)備（Tools needed）
1、一瓶水（one bottle of water）
2、一條木棒（one sticks）
3、一個(gè)面具（one masks）
4、一個(gè)羽毛球拍(a battledore)
二、出場(chǎng)人物（Performer）
1、孫悟空（Monkey king—Wukong）
2、民女（The girl）
3、豬八戒(Pig guy—Bajie)
4、唐僧（Master—Tangzeng）
三、情景（scene）
Monkey king was going to seek for the sutra when Pig Guy was chasing the girl.Now, let’s go to see what happens.Chapter 1
P: Don’t be shy!Come on, we will become a couple.G: No, I don’t want to.P: just look at me, I am so handsome.G: You are telling lies.You are just a pig.P: Tell you the truth.I used to be … …
G: Stop!Stop!Stop!I don’t believe it.You, a foolish ugly pig, let me go.P: Shut up, stupid.（spat her）
G: Help!Help!Help!
P: Ha Ha Ha, nobody can hear you.Monkey king heard some one was shouting from a way of distance.Chapter 2
MK: No, you are wrong.I can hear it.M: So do I.P: Who you are?
MK: I’m the Mahatma（齊天大圣）, the king of the monkeys.P: Ha Ha Ha, monkey? You think you can defeat（擊敗）me? Ha Ha Ha, stupid.（Give him the battledore）
MK: Go to hell!
(So Monkey King was fighting with Pig Guy.)（激烈交鋒）
M: Stop fighting, you are brothers.MK(amazing): What? Brothers?
（Pig guy pierced（刺）straight at Monkey King when he was in distraction（分心）.Unfortunately, he was pierced in contrary.M: Are you OK? Guy?
P: I am going to die.M: You are going to be my apprentice.Wukong, give me the water.So, the monkey king took the water to his master, and the master let pig guy drink it, but it didn’t help.The girl changed into another form（變形）.(Put on the towel)She took a mask from
his pocket.Chapter 3
G: Are you OK?
P: I’m going to die.If you see Change E in the paradise, tell her, I love her.G: You will revive when you put on the mask, Pig Guy.MK: What? Is that true?
P: I rather to die than put on the ugly mask.M: You should listen to me.You can meet Chang E when you finish the Sutra—Seek.P: Wow.(He put on the mask quickly)
M: Now, you are my apprentice now, and I will name you Bajie.MK: Just look at him.He’s too ugly to meet people.(Pig guy glare to Monkey king with great anger)
M: Who are you? Girl?
G: I’m the God from the heaven.All(amazing):What?
G: Music!
(Singing the song—God is a girl)
G: I have to leave now.I will bless you guys.All(look at each other): Oh, My God.
第三篇：孫悟空vs豬八戒范文
AnEnglishplay----PigGuyhaeendefeatedbyMonkeyKing
悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。Master,areyoutired?Let’shavearest.唐僧：沒關(guān)系，前面不遠(yuǎn)就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
Iamfine.Let’shavearestlater.Look!Thereisahouseoverthere.悟
空仔細(xì)地?cái)v扶唐僧繼續(xù)行走，同時(shí)另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場(chǎng)。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……
Daddy,mommy,I,I…
老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。
Honey,hurryup.Theiritiscomingsoon.小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。
唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。
Master,hereweare.唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從
東土大唐前往西天取經(jīng)的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuseme,sir.Iamthemonkfromtheeast.Canwestayoverheretonight?
老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。（別過臉去繼續(xù)哭泣）
Oh,youarethemonkfromtheeast.Sure.Sure,comein,please……
唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細(xì)打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。
老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master,pleasesavemydaughter,savemyfamily…
唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什么事慢慢說。
Don’tbesad,madam.Takeiteasy.Whathaened?
老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一只豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現(xiàn)在正
準(zhǔn)備把女兒送出去逃避
Master,thereisairithere.Hewantstomarrymydaughter,tonight.Weareall
afraidofhim.唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領(lǐng)高強(qiáng)，也許他能幫上你們。
Calmdown,sir.Myarenticehasgreatcapability.Maybe,hecanhelpyou.老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領(lǐng)高強(qiáng)的師傅，結(jié)果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著
別出來了吧。
Alas!,master,therehavebeenmanypeoplewhoboasttobeverycapable.Butevery
time,theyweredefeatedbytheirit.You’dbetterkeepawaytonight.悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會(huì)他一會(huì)。待會(huì)你們只管躲起來，外面發(fā)生什么事，都不
用管。
What?Istheiritreallysostrong?I’dliketoseehowgreatheis.Allofyou
juststayiide.Don’tcomeoutnomatterwhathae.這時(shí)起了風(fēng)聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發(fā)抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。悟空鎮(zhèn)定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚(yáng)威地走上場(chǎng)來，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我來了。
Darling,hereIam.站在臺(tái)上停一下，見沒有動(dòng)靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什么羞呀！。
Darling,don’tbesoshy!Pleasecometome.Comeon,wewillbeacouple.豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時(shí)又做出猴子的模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長(zhǎng)得丑，但本領(lǐng)高強(qiáng)，一定會(huì)讓你過上好日子的。
Darling,don’tbeafraid.AlthoughIamugly,Iamsopowerful.IamsurethatI
canmakeyouhay.小娘子笑著點(diǎn)頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高興的時(shí)候干嘛要像猴子一樣？
Darling,whydoyoulooklikeamonkey?
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第四篇：孫悟空與豬八戒劇本
Monkey King
悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧：沒關(guān)系，前面不遠(yuǎn)就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine.Let’s have a rest later.Look!There is a house over there.悟空仔細(xì)地?cái)v扶唐僧繼續(xù)行走，同時(shí)另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場(chǎng)。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up.The spirit is coming soon.小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。
唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。
Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從 東土大唐前往西天取經(jīng)的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir.I am the monk from the east.Can we stay over here tonight?
老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。（別過臉去繼續(xù)哭泣）
Oh, you are the monk from the east.Sure.Sure, come in, please ……
唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細(xì)打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。
老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什么事慢慢說。
Don’t be sad, madam.Take it easy.What happened?
老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一只豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現(xiàn)在正 準(zhǔn)備把女兒送出去逃避
Master, there is a spirit here.He wants to marry my daughter, tonight.We are all afraid of him.唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領(lǐng)高強(qiáng)，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir.My apprentice has great capability.Maybe, he can help you.老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領(lǐng)高強(qiáng)的師傅，結(jié)果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著 別出來了吧。
Alas!, master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable.But every time, they were defeated by the spirit.You’d better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會(huì)他一會(huì)。待會(huì)你們只管躲起來，外面發(fā)生什么事，都不 用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is.All of you just stay inside.Don’t come out no matter what happens.這時(shí)起了風(fēng)聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發(fā)抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。悟空鎮(zhèn)定 地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲 在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚(yáng)威地走上場(chǎng)來，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我來了。
Darling, here I am.站在臺(tái)上停一下，見沒有動(dòng)靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy!Please come to me.Come on, we will be a couple.豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時(shí)又做出猴子的 模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長(zhǎng)得丑，但本領(lǐng)高強(qiáng)，一定會(huì)讓你過上好日子的。Darling, don’t be afraid.Although I am ugly, I am so powerful.I am sure that I can make you happy.小娘子笑著點(diǎn)頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高興的時(shí)候干嘛要像猴子一樣？
Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?
小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。
When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：高興就好，高興就好。我們快入洞房吧。
Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。小娘子作出動(dòng)腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。
八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，干嘛把我拉出來啊？
Darling.Why are you so powerful?
小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進(jìn)去會(huì)嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents.We’d better go to your home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。
Go to my house？OK.that’s a great idea.Let’s go.兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子：我一個(gè)弱女子，哪里能走這么遠(yuǎn)？夫君背我吧。
I cannot walk any further.Can you carry me on your back?
八戒：背你？好，好，好。誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？
Carry you on my back? All right.You're my wife after all.Com八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發(fā)了。
Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒頭上一點(diǎn)）：走吧，呆子。
Okay.Let’s go.音樂響起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在臺(tái)上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。小女子在他背 上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。
八戒：小娘子，你怎么這么重啊？
Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？
Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)
八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do.I do.繼續(xù)艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，靈活地越上臺(tái)上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的樣子，再做出摔疼了的樣子在那里呻吟。八戒聽到女子的呻吟，忙東張西望找小媳婦。
八戒：娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不見你了？
Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?
小女子（偷偷地笑，再裝作痛苦的樣子）：夫君，我在這里呢。
Honey, I am here.八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了？
Darling.Why did you go up there?
小女子：還不是你這呆子害的。
That's your fault.八戒：對(duì)不起，娘子。對(duì)不起，娘子。Sorry, darling.I’m very sorry.小女子：看你這么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
You look so tired, and I feel sore.Let’s have a rest.八戒：太好了。我們就休息一下吧！
Have a rest? That’s a good idea.Let’s have a rest.八戒聽了高興地坐在下面休息，小女子仔細(xì)地打量他。
小女子（撒嬌地）：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，我都還不知道，怎么能嫁給你呢？你可要告訴我。
Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from.You must tell me the truth first.八戒：唉，別提了，想當(dāng)年我本是天上的天篷元帥，上天入地，八面威風(fēng)。只因冒犯了嫦娥，被玉帝貶下凡塵，錯(cuò)投了豬胎，長(zhǎng)成這般模樣。
Alas!Don’t mention it.I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the world.Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi.So I became a pig.That’s why I am so ugly.小女子：虧你長(zhǎng)得這么丑，還敢出來見人。
You look too ugly to meet people.八戒：本來我也不想出來，只是南海觀音點(diǎn)化我，叫我在這里等候前往西天的取經(jīng)人。等了這么久，也不見，便出來逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，還管它什么西天取經(jīng)呢？（八戒高興地過 去想拉小女子的手）
I didn’t want to come here.Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng.I've been waiting for a long time, but nobody has come.It’s lucky to meet you here.小女子（把手甩開）：你說自己是天上的神仙，怎么連我都背不動(dòng)，真讓人難以相信。
You said that you were an immortal in the heaven.Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!
八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你干嘛不信呢你。
I am really the immortal.Why don’t you believe me? 小女子：那你拿出點(diǎn)本事來瞧瞧。
Show me some gongfu then.八戒：好，讓我露兩手來給你看看。
OK, let me show you my gongfu.從石頭后拿出釘鈀，舞了起來。小女子暗暗點(diǎn)頭。當(dāng)八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時(shí)，被小女子一把 抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了過去。
八戒：娘子，你怎么這么大的力氣？
Darling.Why are you so strong?
小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。
Pull me out if you can.八戒做出用力拖的樣子，沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)拖出來的卻是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒：娘子，你怎么這么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要開玩笑了。
How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是誰！
You Silly!Look at me.Who am I? 八戒一看，嚇得跳起來：齊天大圣，我的媽呀。My god!You are Mahatma!
八戒轉(zhuǎn)身想跑，被悟空攔住，兩人打了起來，八戒不是對(duì)手，被悟空壓住，不能動(dòng)彈。悟空：呆子，你可還敢在這里害人不成？
You silly!Dare you harm others any more?
八戒：不敢了，不敢了。
No, I dare not!
悟空： 你可還敢在這里娶媳婦？
Dare you wive yet? 八戒：不敢了。大圣爺爺饒我。
No,no.Please forgive me, Mahatma.悟空：量你也不敢。
I bet you dare not.悟空放開，八戒轉(zhuǎn)身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。悟空：呆子，想往哪里去？
You silly, where are you going?
八戒：我已答應(yīng)你，不再鬧事了，干嘛還不放我走？
I'll never make trouble any more.Why don't you let me go?
悟空：呆子，我?guī)闳ヒ娙〗?jīng)人。
You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.八戒：什么？取經(jīng)人來了？
What? Has Tangseng come?
悟空：走吧。
Yes.Let's go!
兩人在臺(tái)上走半圈，來到房前。
悟空：師傅，出來吧，這妖怪已經(jīng)被我降服了。Master, please come out!The spirit has been defeated!唐僧等人走了出來，老頭一家還有些戰(zhàn)戰(zhàn)兢兢。悟空：呆子，還不跪下，見過師傅。
You silly, kneel down to meet your master.八戒忙對(duì)著唐僧下跪，口喊師傅。唐僧非常吃驚。
Master, nice to meet you here.唐僧：徒兒，這是怎么回事？
My prentice, what's up?
悟空：師傅，這是觀世音菩薩特意讓他在此等候陪您上西天取經(jīng)的。Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.唐僧：哦，多謝觀世音菩薩，既然這樣我就收你為徒，賜你法名為
八戒。
I see!Thank Guanyin!Since then, I will take you as my prentice
and name you Bajie.八戒：謝謝師傅（站了起來）。Thank you, my master!老頭：恭喜高僧又收神徒。Congratulations!
唐僧：徒兒們，我們上路吧。（八戒還依依不舍地看著小女子）Let's go ahead, my prentices.悟空：八戒，還看什么呢？走了。Bajie, there is nothing to attach to.Let's go!八戒戀戀不舍地走到前面帶路。
第五篇：英語小品劇本
英語小品劇本《追星》
人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，車主 旁白 經(jīng)紀(jì)人
旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名.Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——邊走邊說（趴在講臺(tái)上睡）（進(jìn)入夢(mèng)鄉(xiāng)）旁白：In her dream……(上臺(tái)擺兩個(gè)凳子，A做一個(gè))A：Oh, it’s a fine day.(假裝看天)(然后突然不經(jīng)意的拿起一本書翻看)明星：(上臺(tái))：Oh, it’s a fine day.(然后坐凳子)(A看著看著書，就不經(jīng)意的往旁邊看，然后再看看書，突然感覺不對(duì)勁，在意外的往旁邊看，看到了自己最喜愛的那個(gè)明星，十分激動(dòng)，不敢相信這是真的)A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激動(dòng)地說不出話)明星：（隨意的回答）Yes, what’s wrong? A: I’m your fan,super fan.Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.(激動(dòng)，后面講到廁所時(shí)，還有點(diǎn)不好意思)(當(dāng)明星聽到廁所時(shí)，很驚訝)明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik].(有點(diǎn)嫌棄)A: Can you give me your signature?(講到簽名，明星就興奮了)明星：Ok ,of course!A：（大聲喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature(突然，兩個(gè)人跑過來，B把A給推開了然后兩人問明星要簽名)B：Please ,please give me signature！！！!C: No, give it to me, to me！!(兩人搶著，A一人孤零零的站在旁邊，)A: Why the result is this ?(抱頭痛哭，邊走邊哭，然后走到睡覺的那個(gè)地方，恢復(fù)原來的樣子，還有點(diǎn)啜泣)A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.(明星上場(chǎng)，走在對(duì)面，也在欣賞某些東西)A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star!Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激動(dòng))he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature!But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!(正當(dāng)他準(zhǔn)備過馬路時(shí)，車主做開車動(dòng)作來了，將要撞A，A很害怕)車主：Look out!A:Don’t come here, don’t come here!(閉著眼睛)(車主迅速下臺(tái))（A突然站起來，睜開眼睛）A：A dream.too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again!Yes ,sleep!But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed.Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴著又睡)旁白：In her third dream(明星在簽名，A前面有B, C)經(jīng)紀(jì)人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up A: Yeah,I can get it at last.Before me ,there are only two people.（到B）B:I love you very much.My dreamlover.明星：Thank you(B下，C上)C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ? 明星：Sure.(兩人抱了一下)（到A）A: I can get your signature in the end!I’m so excited(明星面目有點(diǎn)難受的樣子，手捂著肚子)明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(難受)A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.(過來一會(huì)兒)A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time.Is he ok? 經(jīng)紀(jì)人對(duì)A說：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt.He went home.A: Ah? Why always me ?(傷心地離開，走到睡著的地方)（突然起身）A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ?(看了一下鐘，表情驚訝)It’s near 8 o’clock.I can’t arrive at the school on time!Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!
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