第一篇：大話西游劇本

Big words of western tour（大話西游）

Chapter 1

Site：The wedding

Characters:牛魔王（以下簡稱“牛”）、至尊寶（以下簡稱“至”）紫霞（以下簡稱“紫”）、小妖（以下簡稱“妖”）

Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha ??.妖：Concubine?

Dose your wife agree to it?

牛：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She’s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!

(至尊寶從后臺走入人群中)

牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!

My bro!

Come here!

This is my brother.(牛深情地轉(zhuǎn)向紫霞)

、牛：Zixia, listen to me.I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!

牛：What?

妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!

至：What’s this? Really?

妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(劍從至的懷中落下)

妖：Magic Sword?

牛：Let me do this!

(紫跑出，拾劍)

紫：It’s not true!

It’s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

(紫跑下)

妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa??

(牛驚慌地跑下)

Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden??

第二章

Chapter 2

Site: Bull King’s back garden

Characters: 至尊寶、紫霞

（至跑過來，突然看到紫獨自坐在臺階上，于是走過來）

至：Why are you hiding here?

(紫抽劍，指向至。兩人定格，至走出來，獨白)

至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly.Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!

紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!

至：You should kill me!Kill me!

I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.I left regretful after that.It’s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate!

If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!

（紫長嘆，拋劍，拾劍，抱劍）

紫：What can you tell your wife?

至：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora’s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back.I ??

紫：I help you!

至：No, it’s dangerous!

紫：You don’t want to?

至：I do!But ??

紫：I trust you!I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.至：Let me do something to my boss first.See you tonight.（依依不舍）

Aside: The night ??

第三章

Chapter 3

Site: Dungeon

Characters: 至尊寶（以下簡稱“至”）、豬八戒（以下簡稱“豬”）、、唐僧（以下簡稱“唐”）

豬：Master, master

(兩人同時悄聲說)

豬：We come to save you.唐：I won’t go.豬：Stay here? Why?

唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures.This is because we’re not united enough.So we let the devils do bad to us.That’s fine.This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me;the outside world is just a bigger prison.You go out first.I have something to tell him.(豬下)

唐：You come in and have a sit!

至：To be honest, I’m not your disciple.I don’t want to be your disciple.Master I know you’re a good guy.Please let me go!

唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ??”?

至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?

唐：“dong, dong, dong ??” is ??

(唐唱Only you)

至：Stop.Stop.I can’t take this anymore, please stop ??

唐：Ohoh ??

至：Damn you, you ? I’ve said I can’t take this anymore.Don’t disturb or I’ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me.Life and death are very minor.When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.Namonitabhaya ?

(至跑走)

Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King,and he reaches the Spiders’Cave with the Grapes.Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who’s cut open won’t die at once.He can still see.So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.

第二篇：大話西游劇本

大話西游

Big words of western tour（大話西游）

Chapter 1

Site：The wedding

Characters: Niumo King、Zhizun Monkey、Purple Xia、Little Monster

Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Niumo King is going to have a concubine.N：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….L：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?

N：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She’s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!

N：Let me introduce my brother to you!My bro!

Come here!This is my brother.N：Purple , listen to me.I think I have fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.L：I object!

N：What?

L：Purple xia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!

Z：What’s this? Really?

L：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.L：Magic Sword?

N：Let me do this!

P：It’s not true!It’s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

L：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.N：Aaa……

Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

Chapter 2

Site: Bull King’s back garden

Characters: Zhizun Monkey、Purple xia

Z：Why are you hiding here?

Z：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall in love with me whole-heartedly.Because I have decided to tell lies, I have told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!

P：I’ll kill you if you come closer!

Z：You should kill me!Kill me!I’d found my true love, but I did not treasure her.I left regretful after that.It’s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate!If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to add a time limit to this love , I’ll say 10 thousand years!

P：What can you tell your wife?

Z：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora’s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back.I ……

P：I help you!

Z：No, it’s dangerous!

P：You don’t want to?

Z：I do!But ……

P：I trust you!I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.Chapter3

Site：At midnight purple xia comes to the garden with the box quietly.P:Zhizun monkey,where are you? I bring the box to you.Z: oh I am here.thank you my purple ,i am so grateful that you are willing to take the risk for me.P:I do this because i love you.can i go with you ? Niumo king will not forgive me and i won't stay here any more.Z:I will take you away after I settling all the matter down.wait me!

P : I believe you and I will wait you all the time.please don't leave me alone.Aside:Zhizun monkey leaves and no longer come back.Purple xia realize that she is cheated by him and she is published by niumo king to death at last.Chapter 4

Site :Five hundreds years later, Zhizun monkey come to a city.there is a group of people surround

a building.On the top of the building there are two people.A girl and a boy.They are turn to be the reincarnated Zhizun Monkey and Purple xia.Zhizun monkey is so shocked because the girl is much alike Purple xia.The girl wake the memory of what he has done to Purple.He is so sorry

and shame for it.RZ:I think I shouldn't come.RP:It's too late.RZ:Leave some memories, Ok ? RP:I don't need memory,I want you RZ:You can just get my body,Instead of my spirit.I've got a lover already.We won,'t have good

result.Let go of me.RP:I'll let you go.But you have to kiss me Before you've left.RZ:I'm just a powerless warrior.If kiss you.My image will be ruined.RP:You're lying.You daren't kiss me.Because you still love me.I'm telling you.If you reject me, You will regret for you whole life.RZ:I won't kiss you even if I regret.Its fate Hearing for this, Zhizun monkey decide to help the girl.so he bring a blow and make all the people can't see anything at a moment.Then he possess the boy immediately

RZ:I will stay here for my whole life。I love you。

第三篇：大話西游劇本

大話西游之月餅寶盒

報幕：從唐僧師徒四人取得真經(jīng)到現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)過去一百年，唐朝無論經(jīng)濟，文化都取得了長足的發(fā)展，仙界也受到影響，在眾仙連續(xù)罷工一年以后，玉皇大帝被迫同意仙界自由戀愛，從此以后仙界戀愛之風盛行，當然由此也產(chǎn)生諸多弊端，于是玉皇大帝親自下令唐僧師徒四人重取新經(jīng)，由此引發(fā)了一些故事。請你欣賞情景喜劇《大話西游之月餅寶盒》

紫霞舉劍準備自殺，孫悟空上。

孫：紫霞你這是揍啥，千萬別沖動。

紫：（放下劍）我說八戒啊，你大師兄捏，我這都舉半天咧，他咋還不來也！

孫：(無語)你啥眼神啊，我揍是，我揍是悟空啊！

紫：（舉起劍放孫脖子上）你別過來，你這個負心漢，過來我揍自殺！孫：（慢慢往前走）要死雜倆死在一起唄

紫：死，死之前我也得先殺嘍你（劍放在悟空肩膀了）孫一單膝下跪后接一大段話，期間偷偷用眼藥水往眼睛上滴 紫劍落地

孫：親愛疊，我們要永遠生活在一起

紫：那親愛疊，你愿意晚上陪我看午夜兇靈嗎

孫：我可不看，你知道我害怕看恐怖片咧，我最怕鬼咧 紫：那你愿意陪我看新《環(huán)珠格格》唄

孫：快拉倒唄，那不也是恐怖片嗎，比午夜兇鈴還恐怖捏 紫：（拿出剃須刀）那你愿意每天早上起來給我刮胡子嗎

孫：（后退一下，驚訝）你還有胡子，（堅定決心）我愿意，（用手打開形狀給紫刮胡子，一會停下）哎，（無奈）但是我必須完成現(xiàn)在的工作我們才能在一起，玉皇大帝內(nèi)小子讓我們重取西經(jīng)，不管吃，不管住，不管接，不管送，還讓我們把住過賓館的一次性牙膏，牙刷毛巾都給他帶回來。哎，要是有月餅寶盒，我很快揍會回來咧，可惜月餅寶盒已經(jīng)被牛魔王從天堂拍賣那給買走咧

紫：親愛的，我有辦法，牛一直想要娶我做小妾，只要我假意從了他，他一定會給我疊

孫：不中，內(nèi)樣忒危險咧

紫：為嘍愛情，我一定會把鉆石戒指給拿回來 孫：（無奈）是月餅寶盒

紫：我一定把鉆石戒指和月餅寶盒一起帶回來 孫:(擦汗)那交給你咧 紫，蹦蹦跳跳下去

孫看著紫下去，表情由哀變喜，起身拍身上土，拿出手機：師傅，是我，啥八戒也，八戒還沒從高老莊回來捏，我是悟空啊，跟你說昂，你給我說的辦法忒好使咧，已經(jīng)搞定咧，不過，為了這工作我都犧牲色相咧，下個月必須給我漲工資，今兒中午揍草原紅吧，醫(yī)生告訴我，讓我少吃素（說著退場）

第二幕

唐僧上：貧僧姓唐名僧，網(wǎng)名三藏，從東土大堂而來，去往西天拜佛求經(jīng)，一路上風餐露宿，普度眾生，救死扶生，順便維護世界和平

看見報幕員，唐：女施主，我看你年輕漂亮，不不不，是骨骼奇特，我看你定與我佛有緣，能不能告訴我你的星座，血型，身高，體重，QQ和電話號，還有你的擇偶條件，來來來，我先給你看看手相，伸手抓報幕員的手，這時，兩小妖上

妖：唐僧，我們終于抓到你了，快，放開那個老頭 小妖把報幕員要拉走，報：我只是報幕的 妖：唐僧還管報幕了，還反了你了，帶走 唐僧從后拍小妖肩膀：施主，我才是唐僧 妖：躲開，躲開，哪有這么難看的唐僧 唐：我有身份證

妖：（看看身份證），姓唐名僧，河北唐山人，還是河北聯(lián)合大學畢業(yè)的，別說，把臉擋上還真有點像，好，把他帶走

唐：女施主，我們常聯(lián)系，我的電話是，132****

妖：閉嘴閉嘴 下一幕

妖：老大，我們把唐僧抓回來了

假牛魔上，晃著肌肉：哪呢哪呢，哈哈，辛苦你們了，真牛魔王上，把假的推到一邊去：跑龍?zhí)椎淖吣敲纯壳案墒裁矗@搶鏡頭來咧（到唐前）這就是唐僧嗎，怎么臉上還有馬賽克

妖：大王，看唐僧得用東西把臉擋住

牛：（用手擋上）還真是唐僧，親愛的，快來啊，我把唐僧抓住了 紫上，牛：親愛的，吃了唐僧的肉我們就可以長生不老了 紫：我不吃唐僧的肉，我就要月光寶盒，牛(把紫的到一邊)：親愛的，你不知道，吃了唐僧的肉不但可以長生不老，還可以提神醒腦，止咳化談，最重要的還以美容養(yǎng)顏，而且吃多了還不會胖

紫：（偷偷看了眼唐僧）那我來一小碗吧

唐：我天天和一只猴還有一頭豬在一塊，吃了我你們不怕得豬瘟，猴流感嗎，我告訴你們，早上出門的時候我還喝了三鹿的奶粉呢

妖：(打唐僧)閉嘴閉嘴 牛：一會拉下去燉了

另一個妖上來：大王，不好了，觀音帶著天兵天將來了

牛：啊，觀音肯定是為唐僧而來，既然帶天兵天將來了，今天肯定會大干一場，出來吧，我的千軍萬馬球

兩小妖上，站在牛身后，牛回頭：怎么就你們兩個 妖：老大，你不是叫我們呢嗎，我叫千軍，他叫萬馬 牛：完了，今天輸定了

妖：老大，沒事，觀音也只帶了兩個人，一個叫天兵，一個叫天將 觀音上：牛哥哥，好久不見了

（悟空扮其中一個天兵），紫上去拉住天兵的手：親愛的，你怎么在這 天兵：導演說缺人，我來替演一下天兵，現(xiàn)在我們不認識啊，紫：哦哦哦，（快速退回）

牛：觀音大師，今天你帶著天兵天將來，究竟是什么意思

觀音上來：我聽鐵扇妹妹說，你打算娶個小妾，我今天就是來看看這個小妾長什么樣子（走向唐）你怎么找了個這么難看的小妾，她比鐵扇妹妹好嗎，她比我好嗎

眾人汗

唐：觀音姐姐，又沒戴眼鏡吧，我是唐僧啊，那邊的才是小妾 觀音：（往前湊了湊）原來是小三啊，你怎么在這

唐：姐姐，他們要吃我，你快救救我嗎，要是我死了，下回你們?nèi)币痪驼也坏饺肆?/p>

觀音：今天有正事，你的事以后再說（轉(zhuǎn)向牛）既然今天鐵扇妹妹叫我來了，你就不能娶這個小妾

牛：好，既然話不投機，我們就動手吧（亮相）

觀音：哎，我們兩個仙家動手，啟不讓人家笑話，不如這樣，我們各找一個小弟，讓他們來比試，定輸贏，怎么樣

牛：觀音大師說的果然有理

兩人各挑選擇一個小弟 牛：贏了給你一碗唐僧的肉湯雖喝，觀音：贏了回去給你漲工資

所有有給兩個人放松肌肉

兩人開始比賽（三種形式選一，慢鏡頭比武，搶答，辯論）觀音方勝利

觀音：牛哥，愿賭服輸，你不會反悔吧

牛：哎，輸了就輸了，放心的，我不會反悔的（踢小妖）笨蛋，回去給我洗襪子去，（小妖一臉恐懼，拿刀自盡了）

牛：觀音大師，今天來了，就在這吃晚飯吧，觀音：好啊，吃什么

牛向唐瞟了一眼，眾人轉(zhuǎn)頭看唐

唐：你們不要吃我，我吃了硫磺熏的土豆，瘦肉精的豬肉，黑心豆芽，還有有毒的韭菜

妖：閉嘴閉嘴

牛：拖下去，先洗胃，洗完了整個燉，端上來的時候記得把臉給擋上！！

第四篇：英文版——大話西游劇本。

人物：T唐僧S孫悟空Z豬八戒S沙僧B白骨精N哪吒 第一幕

（背景：三打白骨精后孫悟空愛上白骨精，但始終未將戀情公開，總是私下約會）

（兩人同時從舞臺兩邊往中間走并說臺詞，背景音樂：上海灘）B：Monkey brother！（說三遍）S：Jing jing sister！（說三遍）S：What were you doing in Sanya？ B：To see the snow！

S：WOW!It must be very beautiful！！Do you make snow man for me？ B：Yes of course。Because I love you。Do you love me？ S：Of course，too。I love you forever。B：Why not you tell your master the truth？

S：Because I have no money no house no car and Bible。Do you want to waiting for me？ B: e……

(孫手機響了，接電話時立刻拋到一邊，音樂：金箍棒，電話里傳來師傅的聲音)T：What are you doing？（東北口氣）I am hungry!Come back soon.S:haiyi（立刻繃直身子）B：What are you doing？ S：Sweetheart I must go now!

B:If you want to go and never come back.Heng！(二人相視僵持一秒)（慢慢轉(zhuǎn)身，但未舍得離開，白骨精見其轉(zhuǎn)身傷心離去）（背景音樂：天空之城）

第二幕

（沙僧八戒唐僧把行李放在旁邊席地而坐，悟空回來了）T：A mi tuo fo!Ba jie do you know where we are now? S:Ba jie map!(豬八戒逃出來遞給孫悟空，孫悟空遞給唐僧)Look!master.T：Ba jie how many times I have told you?Not bring these pictures of girls with you!(看了一眼照片)WOW！Such a beautiful girl!(橫了一眼八戒)But！I told you many times!Color is nothing,nothing is color!Map!Z：(八戒遞過去)We have arrived in White Tiger mountain.I am hungry I want eat something.S:(揪豬的耳朵)Yellow pig!T:(唐僧沙僧相識一眼，一起說)Actually,We are hungry too.Z：Look,master is hungry too.T:Don’t forget you eat all（語氣拉長）my KFC.S:OK, I will go right now。（無奈的嘆氣）(悟空做一個動作)Come on my 360 little monkeys。

（隨后胸口貼著綠色360標志的圓形貼紙的四個人上場圍著三個人，隨后悟空走了。)（此時三人開始玩斗地主，背景音樂：斗地主。假裝玩一會，幾個人隨便說幾句，例：PASS。）

旁白：After fight with monkey.Jingjing is veru angry.So she decides to tell Tangseng the truth by herself（白骨精上場嫵媚點，扭扭屁股。）B：（悄悄靠近他們,叉縫看）Can I join you？ T:I am sorry lady.Three people are enough.BG:(在一旁觀看豬八戒的牌說)Oh。Chance!Bump！Z：Bump?(打出一張牌)。T：Double king!Z：Oh my god!I win!Meimei！You are my lucky star。Can you join us？（諂媚狀）

（這時360要伸手攔截，豬八戒拍開其中一個手，白骨精進來了。）Z：Open open!Let this beautiful meimei come in！(360低頭故障退場。）Z：Meimei，how old are you？ B：You guess（嬌羞狀）

旁白：Tang seng find something wrong,So he call Nezha,（唐僧發(fā)現(xiàn)端倪，唐僧做徘徊狀掏出手機退出，此時豬八戒白骨精沙僧打牌，唐僧給哪吒打電話）N:Hey what’s up man(長音)（嘻哈狀）

T：A Zha ya（賤賤的語氣）Long time no see。I have some trouble.I need you help me now.Please come here within 1 min.N: Me wenti a（粵語感覺）

（唐僧回去繼續(xù)觀戰(zhàn)，等待哪吒）

N（背景音樂：哪吒，哪吒上場繞他們一周唐僧跑到哪吒旁邊小聲跟他說，哪吒點頭會意）Oh，yellow pig！Let me see see who is this girl（哪吒掏出身后的魔鏡，對著白骨精說）Mirror mirror tell me who is this girl。

魔鏡（旁白）：This beautiful girl is a monster, Z·S:What?(沙僧下得坐到地上了，戒立刻閃到哪吒那里，八戒腿搭到哪吒身上，唐僧坐那里念經(jīng))N：（鄙視的看著八戒）Could you please go away?(八戒立刻退到一邊)B：（站起來理直氣壯的說）no no no（會說話的貓的語氣）I am doing nothing。You could not beat me。

N：（邊說邊做排山倒海）Shut up I know who you are。Push mountain push sea。

（白骨精倒地，這時悟空回來見此狀勃然大怒，手里的東西掉下去了）S：What are you doing nezha!This is my sweetheart.(背景音樂：當)S：(五孔把哪吒打跑，悟空扶起白骨精并說)Jing Jing。Are you ok？ B:(直接撲到猴哥懷里，哪吒退場)I am hurt。

S：I know。I will take you now by plane to huaguo mountain。T：（背景音樂：九品芝麻官喇叭音樂）Wukong，(唐僧停頓一會)only you，can help me get the Bible，only you~~~~。S：oh shit。I hate this song!(帶著白骨精退場)

第三幕:抵達西天

（背景音樂：路在何方。如來背對三人，兩邊站著人，）人1：Big boss said that … 人2：He had be alone for long time.人1：He also said that….人2：If you guys want to get the bible, 人1：You have to touch him。（三人一人唱一首歌）

Z：brother you in the boat，I walk on the bank。We are fall in love and let‘s go S：say go let’s go you go I go together go ah T:twinkle twinkle little star，I believe I can touch you heart。（二人湊到如來跟前商議許久）人1；You are failed！人2：Our boss said。。（悟空和白骨精邊唱邊上臺）BG/S：唱

R：（拍桌轉(zhuǎn)過來，十分激動,背景音樂：中國好聲音）I want this voice！It’s true love,you can get the bible.I want you(如來把圣經(jīng)給了悟空后走了，舞臺上此時只有師徒四人及白骨精)

T：Ai。。（嘆氣）（背景音樂：我心永恒）There is a truth love before me，I don’t cherish.If the god give me a chance I will tell her：I love you。Wukong，you are brave。For love，you can give up everthing。You are right。

（背景音樂：女兒美高潮。女兒國國王上場）T：My queen N：My love。（自由發(fā)揮感情）

工作人員上臺，此時的隊形從左到右依次是白骨精，孫，唐，國王，沙，豬，剩下的依次站開

（音樂起，跳剪刀手舞，先左手后右手

THE END！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

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話劇：大愛西游

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第五篇：大話西游英語劇本

大話西游英語劇本 Site：The wedding Characters:牛魔王、至尊寶、紫霞、小妖

Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it? 牛：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She’s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!(至尊寶從后臺走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!My bro!Come here!This is my brother.(牛深情地轉(zhuǎn)向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to me.I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!牛：What? 妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!至：What’s this? Really? 妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(劍從至的懷中落下)妖：Magic Sword? 牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾劍)紫：It’s not true!It’s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa……(牛驚慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden…… Chapter 2 Site: Bull King’s back garden Characters: 至尊寶、紫霞

（至跑過來，突然看到紫獨自坐在臺階上，于是走過來）至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽劍，指向至。兩人定格，至走出來，獨白)至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly.Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!至：You should kill me!Kill me!I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.I left regretful after that.It’s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate!If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.?I love you?.If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!（紫長嘆，拋劍，拾劍，抱劍）紫：What can you tell your wife? 至：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora’s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back.I …… 紫：I help you!至：No, it’s dangerous!紫：You don’t want to? 至：I do!But ……

紫：I trust you!I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.(豬喊)至：Let me do something to my boss first.See you tonight.（依依不舍）

Aside: The night …… Chapter 3 Site: Dungeon Characters: 至尊寶、豬八戒、沙僧、唐僧 豬和沙：Master, master(兩人同時悄聲說)豬：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I won’t go.豬和沙：Stay here? Why? 唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures.This is because we’re not united enough.So we let the devils do bad to us.That’s fine.This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me;the outside world is just a bigger prison.You go out first.I have something to tell him.(豬和沙下)唐：You come in and have a sit!至：To be honest, I’m not your disciple.I don’t want to be your disciple.Master I know you’re a good guy.Please let me go!唐：Do you know ?dong , dong, dong ……?? 至：What is ?dong, dong, dong?? 唐：?dong, dong, dong ……? is ……(唐唱Only you)至：Stop.Stop.I can’t take this anymore, please stop …… 唐：Ohoh ……

至：Damn you, you … I’ve said I can’t take this anymore.Don’t disturb or I’ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me.Life and death are very minor.When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.Namonitabhaya …(至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders’ Cave with the Grapes.Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who’s cut open won’t die at once.He can still see.So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.After the Monkey King’s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall … Chapter 4 Site: The Hole of Waterfall Characters: 至尊寶、觀音

至：Goddess.I’m about to understand your words.I used my eyes to see in the past.What I was dying.I started using my heart to see this world.Then I could see all things clearly.That girl …h(huán)as left a drop of tear in my heart.I felt her sorrow.觀：Have you given up all things in human world? 至：Yes!Life and death is just minor!…… But I don’t understand why can human’s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years.What hatred is it? 觀：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.觀：I want to warn you again.After wearing the gold ring, you’re no longer a normal human.You can’t have human desires anymore.If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller.It’s very uncomfortable.至：OK.觀：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say? 至：I had had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It’s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her ?I love you?!If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years!