第一篇：幽默的英語自我介紹女

自我介紹是向別人展示你自我介紹好不好，甚至直接關(guān)系到你給別人的第一印象的好壞及以后交往的順利與否。以下是小編整理的關(guān)于幽默的英語自我介紹女，歡迎閱讀。

幽默的英語自我介紹女1

Good evening,I know it's 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,it's a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.Fine, I shouldn't tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, don't expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.幽默的英語自我介紹女2

Good morning!

It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today.I'm confident that I can succeed.Now i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province.I was graduated from qingdao university.my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.I spend the most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6.and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.In July 2003, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.And in August 2004,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging.Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment.That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others.Also I am able to work under great pressure.

第二篇：相親自我介紹幽默女

導(dǎo)語：女生在自我介紹的時候，幽默一點(diǎn)能給人留下好印象，下面由小編為大家整理的相親自我介紹幽默女，希望可以幫助到大家！

相親自我介紹幽默女（1）

我叫xx，今年xx歲，愛好是聽歌和看電影，這或許和大多數(shù)同齡人的愛好相同，但或許的只是愛好，我認(rèn)為我比周圍的同齡人更加會用心做事，用心對待自己想要到達(dá)的目標(biāo)。我沒有帥氣的外表，也沒有富足的家庭，我想正是因?yàn)檫@樣培養(yǎng)了我凡事用心的習(xí)慣。我很喜歡這樣的我自己，也很愛我的家庭。

記得前不久曾看過一本書，書的大概內(nèi)容就是說20幾歲決定人的一生，雖然我的年齡還不到20，但我想應(yīng)該為這個充滿挑戰(zhàn)和冒險20歲做準(zhǔn)備，我的人生不想在碌碌無為的景象中度過，我想每一天都有不一樣的色彩，每一天都是充滿挑戰(zhàn)和希望的。我現(xiàn)在能做的，就是不斷提高和完善自己的內(nèi)涵和頭腦，為了將來而不懈努力。這就是我，平凡的我，帶著大學(xué)的夢想，擁有一顆善良執(zhí)著的心，喜歡不斷挑戰(zhàn)和超越自己追求的夢想。“十年磨礪鋒利出，寶劍只待君來識”。再苦再累，我都愿意一試，“吃得苦中苦，方為人上人”，在以后的學(xué)習(xí)生活中，我一定會是一位盡自己的努力、過一個充實(shí)而又意義的大專生活。

相親自我介紹幽默女（2）

女孩子都喜愛音樂。而我則不同，我最喜歡的就是體育，其實(shí)我也喜歡唱歌，但是我卻有著男孩子一樣的粗粗嗓音，唱出來的歌，大家都懂得。我可不會自不量力，經(jīng)常在家里把門窗緊閉后在放聲歌唱。

我吧，天生好動。在家里做作業(yè)時，我總是不能靜下心來，仔細(xì)的做，每次都是一邊吃東西一邊做，為此，還少不了挨罵呢。不止這些，連我寫出的字都是大大的。同學(xué)們看到我的字后，總是會發(fā)出感慨：好大的字啊！不過，我蠻喜歡看我的大字，像個男孩一樣，不太喜歡看那些秀秀氣氣的小字。

說到秀氣，我呀，只得慚愧的低下頭，這與我實(shí)在是扯得太遠(yuǎn)了，就一個在村這邊，一個在村那邊。想想看，一個大大咧咧毛手毛腳的男孩還談什么秀氣，簡直就是異想天開。但是因?yàn)槲夷泻⒆右粯拥男愿裨谠瓉淼陌嗬?，我的好朋友很多，或許就是因?yàn)槲液浪伞ＯＭ芎痛蠹以诮窈蟮膶W(xué)習(xí)里也會成為好朋友，謝謝！

延伸：女生相親自我介紹7要素

名字放在首位

自我介紹一般肯定是以名字開頭的，告訴對方自己的名字，同時，也可以告訴對方家人稱呼自己的小名，還有朋友稱呼自己的綽號等等（特別是一些有意思的稱呼，可以打開聊天的氣氛）。

年齡

介紹完名字之后，應(yīng)該告訴對方自己的年齡，在這里以周歲為準(zhǔn)，也可以告訴對方出生的年份，以身份證上的出生日期為準(zhǔn)，不要參考農(nóng)歷的來說哦。

工作

介紹完基本信息（名字和年齡）之后，我們可以開始大概說一說自己的工作。讓男方了解你基本情況，他好對自己進(jìn)行匹配。

興趣愛好

講完工作之后可以告訴男方自己平時喜歡做一些什么事情（也就是自己的興趣愛好）比如喜歡唱歌啊、旅行啊等等，盡量培養(yǎng)一些男生感興趣的愛好，比如唱歌、游戲、攝影等等。

心動的女生

還可以告訴相親的男生自己比較喜歡的男孩子的條件，起步不要說的太高了，以免男方覺得你心高氣傲，同時也容易嚇跑對方，說一個大概的范圍就可以了。

自己的優(yōu)缺點(diǎn)

有必要的話還可以說說自己的優(yōu)點(diǎn)，提高自己的性價比，比如說會做菜等等，缺點(diǎn)有必要也可以說一些，挑不嚴(yán)重的來說。

對未來的期待

到最后，可以說一下自己對未來生活的期待。比如渴望怎樣的愛情，希望在哪個城市發(fā)展等等。這樣的憧憬，也能讓男方看到你的樂觀態(tài)度，找到愛情觀匹配的可能性更高。

第三篇：幽默搞笑的自我介紹女

自我介紹直接關(guān)系到你給別人的第一印象的好壞，建議大家在做自我介紹的時候幽默搞笑點(diǎn)哦，如下小編就為大家收集了幽默搞笑的自我介紹女，歡迎閱讀！

篇1：幽默搞笑的自本人介紹女

女孩子都喜愛音樂。而本人則不同，本人最喜歡的是體育，其實(shí)本人也喜歡唱歌，但是本人卻有著男孩子一樣的粗粗的嗓音，唱出來的歌，大家都懂得。本人可不會自不量力，經(jīng)常在家里把門窗緊閉后在放聲歌唱。

本人吧，天生好動。在家里做作業(yè)時，本人總是不能靜下心來，仔細(xì)的做，每次都是一邊吃東西一邊做，為此，還少不了挨罵呢。不止這些，連本人寫出的字都是大大的。同學(xué)們看到本人的字后，總是會發(fā)出感慨：好大的字啊!不過，本人蠻喜歡看本人的大字，像個男孩一樣，不太喜歡看那些秀秀氣氣的小字。

說到秀氣，本人呀，只得慚愧的低下頭，這與本人實(shí)在是扯得太遠(yuǎn)了，就一個在村這邊，一個在村那邊。想想看，一個大大咧咧毛手毛腳的男孩還談什么秀氣，簡直就是異想天開。但是因?yàn)楸救四泻⒆右粯拥男愿裨谠瓉淼陌嗬?，本人的好朋友很多，或許就是因?yàn)楸救撕浪伞ＯＭ芎痛蠹以诮窈蟮膶W(xué)習(xí)里也會成為好朋友，謝謝!

篇2：幽默搞笑的自本人介紹女

各位活潑可愛的兄弟姐妹們大家現(xiàn)在好!

本人是一位熱情大方活潑的女孩，希望本人的熱情能給你們的生活增添更多的色彩，使你們的生活更加激情四射，本人的活潑能讓你比氧氣還活潑，本人的熱情大方能使你們彼此間，與朋友間，與陌生人之間大膽交往好不好?

本人 來自中國四大盆地之一的四川盆地，因?yàn)榕璧氐牡匦?，所以氣候怡人，因?yàn)榻?jīng)緯位置所以人稱養(yǎng)顏圣地，因此本人家鄉(xiāng)的美女帥哥蕓蕓皆是，而本人就是本人家鄉(xiāng)最特別的那位美女，人稱歐洲的蒙娜莉莎，四川辣妹遠(yuǎn)近聞名，辣有兩層含義：一指辣妹做事風(fēng)風(fēng)火火，轟轟烈烈做抉擇從不優(yōu)柔寡段，而是斬釘截鐵，常留下封功業(yè)績，帶走糊涂亂事，希望大家從此刻了解辣妹不了解的沒關(guān)系，臺上正站著一位最具代表性，最特殊的辣妹，大家多接觸本人，本人可以讓你們嘗試?yán)泵玫睦蔽逗屠泵玫淖鍪嘛L(fēng)格~

最后祝大家：平頂藍(lán)天，腳踏實(shí)地，一帆風(fēng)順走下去，謝謝!

篇3：幽默搞笑的自本人介紹女

大家好，本人是來自文學(xué)院漢語言文學(xué)專業(yè)的吳××，喜歡文字，鐘愛寫作，愛好藝術(shù)，信奉“讀萬卷書，行萬里路”的格言.優(yōu)良的家庭氛圍培養(yǎng)了本人愛好讀書的習(xí)性，而天生喜歡自由的本人，經(jīng)常利用假期到處走走，開闊自己的眼界，拓寬自己的視野，用自己的心去感悟生活，與歷史對話。這就是本人，一個不喜熱鬧，安靜淡然過自己的生活的女孩，希望能在生活中汲取營養(yǎng)，不斷提升自本人，具備成長的能力，做一個素雅的女子。

大學(xué)的最后一年，能跟大家相聚是一種緣分，期盼在以后的日子里相識，相知，愿這段經(jīng)歷能成為彼此今后人生一段美好的回憶。

第四篇： 幽默英語自我介紹

搞笑幽默的介紹不僅能夠使大家容易接受，而且氣氛活躍自己也不會緊張，本文為大家整理了幽默英語自我介紹，僅供參考！

篇1： 幽默英語自我介紹

I am a man, not a woman.XX years old, the height of XX metersno examination, general undergraduateeating chicken in the table in a multinational company, although is cleaning the table, but treatment is very favorable, if you don't arrive late or leave early.You could get the full 800 yuan yeah),I have a housean environmentally friendly nonnothing in it.I want to find a rich and beautiful city, tall and slim, gentle and lovely, reasonable, full of wit, ability of extraordinary woman now, similar to Bill Gates's daughter, Buffett's granddaughter and so on can be considered.篇2： 幽默英語自我介紹

My name is * * *, thirteen years old this year, just first second.I am tall medium, 1, 66, and then ranked the tenth class, long face short nose, big feet have big hands, little eyes are not small, especially God's eyes, a big mouth to say, just say, "said one hour is also no problem, not tall not short the body, not fat not thin.In general, it is still more handsome.I go to school in Beijing City, our school uniform is not good, all is blue, so it is very good to recognize, one is the middle school students.My advantage is love, every morning I go out to exercise, run, play the horizontal bar, and so on.So, my school sports are very good, my study is also not to be questioned, the math exam has never been 90 points, my English is also good.So, my face is always the joyful expression of the overflowing.My shortcoming is that I can't play basketball, I don't know what's the matter, I don't like it, and I don't like i

I always get out of class and don't pay attention to it.So, after the teacher called me, I was full of confidence to stand up, eighty percent are right, the harm of the teacher is angry and laugh.This is me, as soon as I see me, I always laugh, I will greet you enthusiastically, come on!

篇3： 幽默英語自我介紹

Hi, guys.As you know, we're fellow students.You are all familiar with me.So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well.But it doesn't matter at all.I'm here just for practicing my English.It's very important of your support.Let's go to business now.Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name.I'm from XX.Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age.The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time.I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on.Then let me introduce my family.My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters.But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you.Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.8、Hello everyone!I'm so glad that all of you can come here today.First,my neme is xxx(your name here).You must want to know my

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第五篇：簡短幽默英語自我介紹

簡短幽默英語自我介紹

簡短幽默英語自我介紹1

1、原文

Hello, everyone!My name is xxx. Im a 15 years old girl. I live in the beautiful city of Rizhao.

Im an active, lovely, and clever girl. In the school my favorite subject is math. Perhaps someone thinks its difficult to study well. But I like it. I believe that if you try your best, everything can be done well.

I also like sports very much. Such as, running, volleyball and so on. Im kind-hearted. If you need help, please come to me.I hope we can be good friends!

OK. This is me .A sunny girl.

2、翻譯

大家好!我是xx。一個15歲的女孩。我來自美麗的城市日照。

我是一個活躍的，可愛的.，聰明的女孩。在學(xué)校我最喜歡的科目是數(shù)學(xué)。也許有人認(rèn)為它很難學(xué)習(xí)好。但我喜歡它。我相信如果你盡你最大的努力，一切都可以做得很好。

我也非常喜歡運(yùn)動。例如，跑步、排球等等。我是善良的。如果你需要幫助，請到我這里來。我希望我們能成為好朋友!

好的。這就是我。一個陽光明媚的女孩。

簡短幽默英語自我介紹2

Hello，everyone.My name is Zhangya。I‘m twelve years old as one student of the Grade Six Class Tree at the No .56 middle school in the city of PingDingShan.I am a lively girl.I like drawing,riding bike and surfing the internet.I have many friends,the best is Du Xingyue.

There are father,mother,elder sister and me in my family.My mom is a housewife.My father is a worker.My elder sister is a university student.My family is very happy.They all love me and i also love them.

簡短幽默英語自我介紹3

Hi,everybody. Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look.

I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless. Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.

簡短幽默英語自我介紹4

Self-introductionHello everyone! My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every field.

My English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

簡短幽默英語自我介紹5

Good evening,I know it's 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,it's a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.

Fine, I shouldn't tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, don't expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.