第一篇：英語搞笑話劇 面試

導演： hi, do u know me? What？ You don’t know who I am? ok ok , I will give u some clues.Look, who is he？（馮小剛）o, yes, now ,u know who am I.what!U still don’t know。O my god, it’s so obvious who am I.(生氣的樣子)秘書在一旁扇風一邊說 秘書: clam down, clam down, my dear director, you are the most famous , handsome, talented director.You are a genius in my heart.導演：（開心的點頭）yes of course.ok, let me introduce myself, I am feng da gang , today I will direct a new film and I will select someone who get the chance in my film.Ok, don’t speak more, now let’s begin.秘書：（站直）Number one, let’s welcome

范小冰：（風情萬種，妖嬈嫵媚的走到舞臺中間，定格姿勢，給觀眾飛吻）hello, I am fan xiao bing, what? You say I am look like fan bingbing.(hehehehe笑)thank you.I know I am very beautiful, charming and sexy(走向導演)oh, honey, dear director.I love you so much.(導演高興)when I was young, I want to be a actress.導演：do you have some talent ? 范小冰： just open your eyes as big as you can, there will be a fantastic dance show for u.(打個響指)come some music(第八套廣播體操音樂響起，之后音樂迅速變成芭蕾音樂)（跳完，面向觀眾鞠躬）thank you.(面向導演)，honey，is it a wonderful performance? 導演:(目瞪口呆狀)范小冰：（在甲眼前晃手）oh, darling, are u ok? 導演：my god, have u use some stimulant drugs this morning, u make my nerves nervous.get out 范小冰: oh no sweet, you break my heart(掩面離去)秘書： next one.翁翁：oh , dear audiences, I miss you guys so much.(和觀眾使勁揮手瘋狂狀態，隨即想到什么)oh, I am a fair lady，I am very grace.(小蓮花步走向導演)nice to meet u, director.導演（與之握手）nice to meet u too, so introduce yourself.翁翁： I’m celine wengweng, I am very international.You know ,I don’t have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 7 American Music Awards, 12 World Music Awards and a Oscar award…(hehehehe)in the future，I will get.導演: ok, stop.Time is limited, just begin 翁翁：ok , I will use a song to conquer u(一首歌)just enjoy it.(唱歌時間)導演：stop, stop(翁翁不理，導演和秘書一起捂著耳朵)翁翁：is it wonderful？ 導演不語，秘書 next one

嬤嬤：（對著翁翁的背影沉思）to be or not to be , that is a question.To sing or not to sing , that is a question too(走到導演面前牽起他的手做親吻狀)I am glad to see u , my dear lord.導演（嬌羞狀）oh it’s really a big surprise, so, what’s your name? 嬤嬤： my name? do you know xu zhimo, 導演點頭，I am his father’s brother’s cousin’s granddaughter xu momo.導演：I don’t care who u are, show me your talent.嬤嬤： I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It’s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her I love u（嚶嚶的哭）

導演： oh, I can’t stand, show u the door 嬤嬤：（轉身離開，繼續臺詞）if there is a time limit, I hope it’s 100years

導演：I am very professional director, how to find this unprofessional actor.Next one 秘書: my dear director , there is no next one.導演：what ,no one comes here except they three, o, god 秘書：What do u think about me?(擺出最風情萬種的姿勢)導演：you…秘書點頭

導演：ai, give u a chance 秘書：（模特表演時間）the most handsome director, I know you have a good taste.So ,do u want to say something? 導演： let the three come here 范小冰： honey , u like my dance ,right? 導演：en ,u know my film is very elegant, through your performs I found some potential, so , I will give u the chance 眾人：really? You really have a good taste 導演： I just worried if I don’t want you, who will want u.do u have confidence 眾人：yes we do（齊跳小蘋果）

第二篇：搞笑英語話劇劇本

搞笑英語話劇劇本《 荊珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside)/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英語話劇劇本《 荊珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside)/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman劍客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I

太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對觀眾）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）

太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻

Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes.荊軻

OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁

Are you challenging me? 荊軻

Off course!聳聳肩表示同意 莫愁 Come on!音樂起 兩人沖上前來

“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。” 李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑

李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?

荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?（贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get.” I got it, Momma is right.軻再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹暈倒

荊柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please? 荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著： To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荊柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荊柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荊柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?

荊柯;Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 觀眾甲：TCM-Traditional Chinese MM.太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荊柯（激動）：Slimming減食療法 tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it!Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎??

荊柯(誠懇狀)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大話西游》主題曲響起）荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荊珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來。）

荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）

荊珂(流淚)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自《飄》)妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.荊珂（欲走還留，執子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴）.妻子:“I promise.” 荊軻:“Never let go.“妻子:”I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I'll never let go."（荊軻的發音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的臺詞。）妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，荊珂上船，漸漸遠去

妻子：It’s a good day to die.Never come back.Never?? Never?? 妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

第三篇：搞笑英語話劇劇本

搞笑英語話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》

搞笑7人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》

演員表：西門吹雪、葉孤城、花滿樓、king、路人、上官雪兒

旁白

道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.Birds are dancing in the cold.A man is walking along the street ,step by step.Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches.Y與X相遇．

X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you!Y:, Never mind baby.X:Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name? Y:,I won’t change my name!no matter what happens.I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng.Who are you? X:Iamximenchuixue.Y驚訝:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts? X:Great, you know me!Today is your dead date!Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!X:No, I must kill you!Y:I don’t want to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way!Because we are fighting now!you know ? Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don’t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X搶過牛奶:milk, very good!I like drinking it.How do you know that? Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, Y:Do you still want to kill me ? X:Sure, must!Milk is milk.Y(惱怒+冷酷):Very good!very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t!

Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1!X捂著肚子，蹲下（做痛苦狀）：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit（一人路過，x起身跑過去）

X可憐狀: excuse me!Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me.Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!

X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye(以勝利者的語氣，轉頭,看見 花滿樓)

Y:Who are you? H:Hua—man—-lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue? Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC”.H驚訝:Now you are the best in the world!

Y:You are right!H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!do you want join in us? If you follow my

king,he will give what you want.Y:Yes,It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!

第二幕：無間道

H:My dearest!let me introduce yegucheng to you!（指Y）this is yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?

King:yes,I will.Y:That’s good.Can you give me a MM ? K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me!Hahaha……

Y:of course.美女出場 M:hello，帥鍋..K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now let’s have a ritual.H走到Y前，《婚禮進行曲》起，H神甫狀:Yegucheng!Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?

Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou, come.put the ring on his finger!（音樂停）

X唱著上:(看到戒指)this ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you? Y急切: king!Dear king!I must go now , my brother is looking for me.X冷酷:yegucheng!Come here!I want to tell you something!

Y抱X的腿:old brother!Forgive me!

X:Forgive you? Why ? Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it.If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell me the lady’s “WC”!Y:I like going lady’s WC.I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)

X:milk?I love you.K:Don’t say that “you love me”.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!X:What?(側耳裝著聽不到)You—kill—-me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)

K:Fuck you.I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha…… Y:Let me have a try!3-2-1(X捂著肚子，蹲下)

M: oh,what happened?（看著X，做驚嚇狀）are you ok?（跑到西門吹雪身邊）

Y :do you want to go to wc? X:Yes,I……I…… do.Y:haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond standards.M: you , stupid , bad behavior!go away!

K;why ? why do you help him!who actually are you ? M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue.K驚訝:!you—you—You are X’lover? Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me!I hate you.(輕聲說)let me tell you,Ｘwill die.M撲倒在Ｘ的身邊：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning!K:what a moving story!I was impressed!Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume!(M忽然將一把匕首插進Y的心臟，Ｋ嚇跑.音樂《再見，警察》起)Y痛苦狀:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音樂停)（X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂起）M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together.X:go home!? M:Tomorrow is another day!even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love.X: promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let go.M I promise.I will never let go（X死）, M: be alive!yeah , be alive!be alive without ahendance!

第四篇：英語搞笑話劇——三顧茅廬

Three visits to the cottage 主要人物：諸葛亮、諸葛家仆人（朱不亮）、劉備、關羽、張飛、旁白（同時操作電腦）

旁白：

Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顧茅廬）is a story from one of the Four Great

classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms.ZhuGeliang is one of the main

characters in the original.Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the

symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history.Another main actors——Liubei, who

visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to

be his military adviser.Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped

the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom.Now，let’s go into the story.第一幕

屋子中，諸葛亮在屋里走著，諸葛亮：Buliang，this classroom is so dirty 三兄弟上場，關羽（戴著頭巾粘著紙條），劉備（戴著墨鏡），張飛（不停打嗝）

劉：飯后一支煙，賽過活神仙

A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life.（伸手，張飛點煙，劉深吸一口，長舒一口氣）劉：嗯？沒點著，你個廢物（伸手打張飛）。En? It dosen’t burn on.you are the follish 張飛：湊合著吧，老師不讓抽煙

Sorry，we can only has this.We can’t smoke in the classroom!關羽：此番前來，定要邀請的臥龍先生 We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang!張飛：必須的，老曹太欺負人了 Certainly,Mr.Cao bully us too much.三人來到門前，石頭剪子布 劉備：According to our custom？ 關羽：OK.張飛：No problem.劉備三人進行石頭剪子布，劉備輸了，其余兩人把劉備推到前面。

劉備作出一幅英勇就義的姿態，（上海灘響起）

劉備作按門鈴狀，（門鈴聲響起）。

諸葛亮：Bu liang（不亮）, go to open the door.仆人(本幕諸葛亮飾)：Heng!(哼)仆人板著個臉到了門口，做了一個甩頭的動作，并呼啦呼啦頭發，然后深呼吸，放平穩，保持微笑。然后打開門，舉了個躬。仆人：?????(發音a ni ha sai yao~~~，中文意思：你好)劉備：Can you speak English? 關羽：（緊接著劉備）Can you speak Chinese? 張飛：（緊接著）Can you speak Japanese?

劉備：（緊接著）Spanish? 關羽：（緊接著）Congolese? 張飛：（緊接著）Egyptian? 仆人：（緊接著）Shut up!Who are you people? 劉備：(擺個pose)I’m Liubei.關羽：(也擺個pose)I’m Guanyu.張飛：(同樣擺個pose，把仆人碰倒了)I’m Sorry.劉備三人趕緊把仆人扶起來。仆人：你們怎么來的啊

What do you three take to come here? 張飛：騎馬來的啊，做騎馬狀 Riding a horse ,of course.仆人：那你們怎么騎馬來的啊？ So,How do you riding a horse? 三人面面相覷，豬不亮關門 劉備突然明白了，“money！” 張飛關羽聳肩都沒帶錢，下臺

第二幕

三兄弟上臺，張飛關羽手提禮品

關羽猥瑣的說:這次應該可以了吧，上次也怨我們 I think we’ll manage it this time.張飛：啥啊，如果你不是拉著我，老子一嗓子吼死他（做咆哮狀，老虎聲音）

What? If you don’t pull me,I will easily kill him with my strong throat!劉備：行了，行了，我們來干啥來了

稍息。。立正。。（張飛關羽照做）

Stop,stop,What are we doing here? At ease!—Attention!劉備：都給我機靈點（張飛關羽點頭答應）You three!Be clever this time!屋子中??

（英文歌，諸葛亮和豬不亮正喝酒，豬不亮哼著英語歌，他兩個喝醉了）

諸葛亮：MY GOD！上天你為什么這么懲罰我 My God！Why do you punish me?!旁白：老大別難過，班長不也沒過嗎

Don’t be sad,my boss.As I know,our monitor does’t pass the examination.諸葛亮：我的四級考試啊，開始哭．．．

What？our monitor does’t pass the examination？But，My English cet band 4 also losed···

（換背景音樂，豬不亮跟著哭，門鈴響，豬不亮醉醺醺的搖搖晃晃去開門）旁白：誰啊

Who’s this? 張飛：收水費的

I come here to charge the bill of electricity

（開門，三人一臉嬉笑）

劉備：我們又來了，麻煩小弟通報一下

We are here again,bother to notice your boss.（悲傷歌曲放起，屋子里傳來悲傷的氣息，張飛和關羽抹眼淚）張飛：怎么突然一陣感傷涌上心頭（自言自語）I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart..關羽：請問臥龍先生在家嗎，我們想見一下（SEE）

Is Mr Zhu Ge home? We want to have a talk with him ,please.劉：What?！

張飛：是不是家里死人了，下次再來吧

I’m afraid some-one important of him died here.Let’s go.Maybe we should come next time.關羽：希望死的不是諸葛亮

Oh, I wish Zhu Geliang does’t die?（關羽，劉備打張飛，下臺。）

第三幕

（諸葛亮和豬不亮玩三國殺，背景音樂）（諸葛亮又贏了）

旁白：老大你真NB You are the man!諸葛亮：那是，你不想想我是干什么的，我打算過了年就去找劉備，找份工作

Hum！That’s a piece of cake.And I think I should go to Liu Bei’s company to find a job after Spring Festival.旁白：你想去劉備那里？？

What? You said you want to go to Liu Bei’s company? 諸葛亮：嗯，那里用不著英語

En...That’s a good place in which I need not speak English.旁白：前幾天他來過了，讓我趕跑了

But...uh, I drove him away a few days ago.門鈴響。

（三兄弟，大跨步的走進來，諸葛亮一見到很激動）諸葛亮：大哥，想死我了（擁抱）你帶我走吧 Boss!I ached for you so much, please help me!劉備：鎮定鎮定，既然兄弟這么看得起我，那咱們就一起大干一場吧

Be calm.Since you trust me so much, let’s go and do it!（出發。）

諸葛亮：大哥等等，那。那，一月多少錢啊

Wait,wait...My boss, uh, how much will..I get..from you then.張飛：（恐嚇狀）兄弟之間不談錢，談錢多傷感情，（拎著諸葛亮就走）

It hurts feelings when it comes to money!閉幕。。

第五篇：英語搞笑話劇劇本

二人用版本

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you.I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)Press, press……

Oh, my god!Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces

加旁白1人屬于4人用）

白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen.She had a pretty daughter named Snow White.Soon after the child was born, the queen died.The queen married another queen.The stepmother was very jealous.She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：(Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen.I’m very beautiful.you see.If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her.I have a magic mirror.If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔鏡：Yes, I’m coming.Your Majesty!What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔鏡：Yes.Your Majesty!You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady.She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.四人用版本

Global warming

A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B． C.D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A.First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B.I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.A.It’s related to our correct answer.But it isn’t correct one.B.Is it the problem of population increasing? A.No.C.Oh.I got it.It’s global warming.A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……

B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it’s global cooling!

A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?

C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming?

B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.C.Surely, we don’t want that will happen.A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?

B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees C.When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A.Ok.Students, we can’t only speak but not do later.Let us go planting trees.D.Oh, teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!

A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!

A.That is good.I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.（4人版本）

Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company.This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo!I finally finish this case.It is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing: Me too.I always get so busy in this season.I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much.What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case? Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right.Let’s pig out on junk food!

Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown.I miss German food!Ca: so do I.how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before.Do you have any recommendation? Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy.But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families? Wing&Ca: No Ci: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted.Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me.what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together.I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great!That is fantastic.Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”

Ca: sure, here you are.what s next? Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together.be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it.shall I blend them? CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well.A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared.lets start!CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these? Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine.Wing: God.Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!

CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.Ca: So it is a complete big meal.Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life.Let’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!