第一篇：萬圣節(jié)英語劇本

The holloween’s origin Part 1 Adress: street People: jack ,Devil(魔鬼)

旁白：The devil feel boring in hell(地獄)，so he come to the world.The devil is very interested in everything about the world.(表現(xiàn)出新奇的樣子，很感興趣。)JACK出場，遇到了惡魔的樣子就起了壞心，想要拐他去酒吧得點小便宜。

Jack: hello!can I help you ?(故作好人樣！)Devil : yes!En ……I ….i’m very curious here.can you take me with you ? where is the most interesting ?(以為遇到好人，很興奮！)Jack:(壞笑)yes yes.i know a place ,you will very happy!Let’s go!Devil:(懵懂點頭，跟著去)thank you!thank you!Jack 和魔鬼勾肩搭背的去酒吧。

Part 2 Address: the bar People: jack devil 旁白：Two people are drinking at the bar,and jack let devil drink ,the devil drink more.兩個人在酒吧喝酒，jack引誘惡魔喝酒，惡魔沒有喝過人間的酒就喝的比較多。

Devil: it’s so good!(滿足，贊揚，不斷的喝。)Jack: This is the most delicious thing, can make people happy！(說著自己拿起酒杯在鼻尖聞聞做出滿足的神情。)惡魔不斷的點頭稱贊，一杯接一杯的喝，終于…..Jack :(看惡魔喝醉了)hei!We need go.Devil(趴著抬起頭)：ok ,ok ,let’s go home.(站起來搖搖晃晃準備走！)Jack(著急拉住惡魔)：no!you can’t go!Devil: why ? Jack: you drank so much wine,so you need to pay!Devil(懵懂不知道錢是什么)：I am the king of hell, I have not that thing!Jack一聽他是地獄惡靈就計上心頭。鉗住惡魔威脅說道：ok!I can help you!but…..you need to promise will not harass(騷擾)me one year!Devil:I promise！Can you let me go ? Jack放開他讓他走了！

Part 3 Address: jack’s home People: jack,his two sons 旁白：Jack will die,both sons of him want to know where property is and the password of bank.快要死了，兩個兒子在床前想要知道他的那些財產(chǎn)放在哪里還有銀行密碼。

A son :dad!You will die.can you tell us where the property is? Jack don’t tell ,just shook his head.B son(很著急)：dad!do you know, You're very stingy！You cant bring the money to hell.Why don’t you tell us? Jack(斷斷續(xù)續(xù))：it’s my money ,not you!though ,I cant bring it ,I will not give you！說完就死了！

A son : dad ,you are so stingy ,you will not go heaven!(嘆息的說道)B son :yes!he do many many bad things,the god will not accept him!(同樣嘆息)Part 4 Address: heven ,hell ,in the air People:god, devil, jack 旁白：Jack’soul come to heaven.He meet the god.God: sorry ,we cant accept you.Jack(震驚問道):why ? God: because you do not meet the standard of paradise(標準)。Jack: I am not bad man ,how can I。。

God: no!because you do many many bad things when you alive!說完就關門離開。Jack go to hell.Jack :can you accept me ?(乞求)Devil：sorry ,I will not do that!Jack :why? Devil :do you forget what promise you let me make? Jack想起了他之前威脅惡魔做的保證，后悔不已。

Devil:I cant break the promise,and I cant let you come in..but I give you something.(把一個南瓜，里面還有蠟燭放著的給了他)Devil:you can go now!this is your punishment!You have to carry the lamp ,drift in the world forever!Jack regretted very much.he carry the lamp ,drift in the world air forever!

End.

第二篇：英語劇本

Qu Yuan(about before 304Songs of the South, breaking the “Book of Songs” manifestations, greatly enriching the performance of poetry, the Poetry of Ancient China opened up a new horizon.successors will therefore “Songs of the South” and “The Book of Songs” and called “Wind, showmanship.” “Wind, show” Poetry is the history of realism and romanticism two fine traditions sources.Meanwhile, a representative of Qu Yuan Chu also affects the formation of Han Fu.In the history of China, Qu Yuan is a most people admire and love poet.According to “Qi added harmonic mind” and “Geography of the Sui Dynasty” set, Qu Yuan May 5 for the Lunar Jiang himself.Chinese Folk Festival May 5 packet Ancients, dragon-boat race on the custom of people from the right to commemorate Qu Yuan M , Qu Yuan was also classified as the world “four celebrity culture,” one by the World Peace Council and the people of the world the solemn commemoration

QuYuan walked towards a bank of MiLo laying his long hair down to the full length.His face was pale like a lief.A fisherman saw him and asked:“aren't you the Prime Minister ”san lv“?Why do you come here.Why your condition is so bad?”Qu said:“The people in the whole world are turbidy like polluted water.But I am so clean.Besides, They are drunk ,but I am awake.Because of this reason ,I got expulsion as the punishment given by the king.The fisherman said:”If someone is a great man ,he will stand by the whole world people supporting their opinion.even it isn't truth.Now that ,the people in the whole world are turbidy like poplluted

Qu Yuan, a Chinese literary history of the greatest and most distinguished Romantic poet, called him after the work is “Songs of the South.” Masterpiece is the “Lament”, which is the longest of Qu Yuan a lyric poem, a total of three hundred seventy-three, two thousand seven hundred and seventy seven words of the poem describes the poet to practice their own political views are being attack and persecution, must express their inner pain, faithful to the people and the feelings of the motherland.Qu Yuan in the long journey of exile, the spirit and life suffered devastation and suffering is imagined.One day he is Singing River, encountered a fishing hermit, hermit to see him looking haggard haggard, advised him “Do not rigidly stick to”, “easy-going number”, and the bigwigs were in cahoots.Yuan said: “I would rather go to Xiang River flows buried in the belly of the fish;security can Haohao of white, and almost dust mask secular?” Year seven to eight tests, was the capital of Chu Chi broken, the spirit of the poet has been a great blow, seeing the difficulty of breaking the country, but can not use his power, he was so frightened that in extreme disappointment and pain, the poet came to the east of the Yangtze River Miluo, bouldering and drowned.He died about sixty years old, it is the Lunar May tenth.Two thousand years of age, which in the course of history can not be considered just a moment, but despite the drain, dusk to dawn-to, the image of the poet Qu Yuan, but still remain in people's heart.Today, Dragon Boat Festival every day, people are still in the river in the dragon boat racing, the dumplings, multicolored silk tie to commemorate the great poet Qu Yuan, see the works of the poet and the spirit is eternal it!

該文章轉載自無憂考網(wǎng)：http://www.tmdps.cnpetence, Jin Chu court soon to be appreciated, has left office only,三閭doctor, but the political reform that has not been able to achieve the final grade has been cut exile.Was subsequently informed that all Ying QIN Bing Chu break, like a bolt from the blue, very sad, we came to the riverside Perot, picked up a stone, jump for Jiang himself.“Qu Yuan's spirit,” a stretch of more than 2,000 years, inspiring generations of Chinese people, this is a spiritual treasure of the Chinese nation, no matter when and where, for us is always an educational and inspiring.

第三篇：英語劇本

梁：Where is my Yingtai?(在機場張望，手在額頭，眺望)（場邊上）此時，背景音樂 少女時代的Gee祝英臺上場 彰顯笑點 英臺請注意表演（帶墨鏡，行李，走到場中央，擺造型）

梁：英臺~（叫）

祝：山伯~（摘掉眼鏡，扔掉行李）

（抱）

梁: I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝:I love you, too!Don’t worry.BoBo, I only love you in this world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝:I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo,this time I really should be going.依依不舍 背景音樂《答應不愛你》響起，兩人分別逐步后退（梁做出傷心傳）

第二場景： 英母喜愛馬文才 英父痛批貪婪心

英母：darlingdarling。。（拉住英父）

英父： 怒氣轉身No matter what you Say, it is useless.The child's weddingcould not be so hasty（倉促的）.英母：but dearling ,Mawencai was so cool and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched(相匹配的)for marriage.And ……..被英父打斷

英父： I told you many times, we could notdecideying tai’s wedding.英母：darling….（轉身面向觀眾）The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death.But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not between poor and rich, but when I stand in front of you, Yet you can not see his love to ying tai.父：no matter what yousay …..旁白：馬文才，is coming ~（大聲）（父母整理衣服，匆忙坐下）（馬文才上，拿折扇）

馬：哇~，who is the man（看著鏡子），heisso handsome,ok, everybody，it is me（扇子），I am馬文才（跟著一小弟，在場中央向觀眾介紹自己）

（完后，走向父母，鞠躬）

父：You are the Ma Wencai？（語氣，不屑，不喜歡）

馬：yes，A good man is me, I am.....Ma Wencai（扇子，造型）

英母：oh，That was you，come in，sit down please!

馬：aunt, I love yingtai so much，you know.I want to make it，here are my gifts，100 bottles of Guojiao1573.（場中央）

英母：After drinking 1573, the legs are not painful, waist not sour.跳江南style.馬：three Benz and a big house in the seaside and so on.I hope you will like them!

母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.父： NO way!大怒指著馬

馬：that’s why?

英父：I will ask you some questions ,listen ….馬：OK

英父：Do you know the Marxism Leninism Mao Zedong Thought and Deng Xiaoping Theory and three represents the eight honors and Eight Disgraces

馬：I don’t know.英父：Do you know how big the sun is, the moon is round？

馬：I don’t know.英父：Do you know 黃巖island and 釣魚island belong to China馬：I don’t know.父：Do you know why the thunder, see lightning first, then hear the sound 馬：ye, This I know.。。（激動，舉手）

父:en?

馬：It is because the eyearein front of the ear,haha

Fu：fuck you，It is because light travels faster than sound（用扇子打他的頭）

英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing?（轉向英母）You ask me to Take yingtaito marry him how I can trust him ?英母：I have no words.馬：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollars and gifts.父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….（逐漸反應過味來）3 million？3 million！！Why didn't you tell me earlier(朝向英母，怒吼)，I fuck you too too。。

父：（轉身，討好）OKOKYou give me 3 million dollarand yingtai belongs to you

馬：Hey, money is really a good stuff

第三場景：馬文才逼迫 祝英臺越洋提分手 梁山伯聞此心傷悲

梁與祝通過手機聊天

梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?

祝:(高興的說)Yeah.（馬文才怒視之，祝被迫改變語氣）Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.梁: What? Pardon?

祝: Because I’ll get married.Myparents had taken me to marry Ma WencaiHe is so handsome, just like 劉德華.So rich, even richer than比爾蓋茨.And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body.梁: What are you talking about?

祝：shanbo, If life deceives(欺騙)you, don't be sad, don't be impatient!believe me.everything will pass, and all these things will become a kind of memory.（放背景音樂《好久不見》）

梁聽到那些話悲傷的說不出話來，英臺痛哭，馬把英臺拉下舞臺。

梁：（流著淚喊著英臺的名字，后來擦干眼淚說）：英臺，do not leave me.It can not be true, I will learn English and I must go to America.(梁拿出書，苦讀)

旁白：From the beam Shangbo finally understand the importance of English, reading English every day

梁：（搖頭苦讀）I have a dream.even though I face the difficulties of today and tomorrow,It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed.I have a dream that one day I will go toAmerica and find 英臺.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.(深情的說)英臺，英臺，I know it is not true, I know you still love me.旁白：After hard study, 梁 making great progress in English, so he decided to go to the United States of America

馬和英臺一起唱兩個小蜜蜂（這時梁上）（這個可改成有意思的英文兒童舞蹈，我聽說《head shoulder》很有意思）

梁：馬文才~

馬：梁山伯~（倆人繞圈走，挽袖子）（周欣馳電影

（拿出劍），打斗

梁輸，被打倒在地。。

馬：（拿劍指著馬，大笑，）梁乘機拿出手槍，開槍，打向手臂，劍掉~！（音樂，槍聲）

馬：You....You.Is too mean.梁：fuck，what time is it，youstill use武術，You are out（拿著槍，在嘴前吹了幾下）You, get out of here.馬：my life is more important and I have to go now.英父（英父出）：Oh, no , you can not go , your money haven't given to me

英父追著馬下場。

英臺：（跑向梁）山伯山伯，how are you?

梁: I am fine.yingtai ,Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll always stay with you.I only know I was born to love you.祝: I know I know andI love you too.I love you just like The mouse like rice.梁: Really?

祝: ye

梁：really？

祝：ye（害羞）

這時音樂響起，他們一邊唱歌一邊跳舞

梁：（唱）親愛的，你張張嘴，風中花香會讓你沉醉。

祝英臺：（唱）親愛的，你跟我飛，穿過叢林去看小溪水。

馬：（唱）親愛的，來跳個舞，愛的春天不會有天黑。

梁祝：（合唱）我和你纏纏綿綿翩翩飛，飛越這紅塵永相隨，追逐你一生，愛你無情悔，不辜負我的柔情你的美，我和你纏纏綿綿翩翩飛，飛越這紅塵永相隨，等到秋風起秋葉落成堆

能陪你一起枯萎也無悔。（祝依偎在馬的懷里，幸福）

(這個音樂要換成合適的英文歌曲)

全劇終

第四篇：英語劇本

劇本蠻搞笑的，單詞也都是常見的，臺詞最多的是太子丹，啊三和荊軻，因為荊軻要求比較壯的，所以我選的角色是太子丹或者是啊三。大家看看這個劇本先，如果覺得還可以就選這個并看好自己要哪個角色，周四給我答復，如果覺得這個劇本不行的話就說一下，我們再找，不過要盡快哦！！

這個劇本里的主要角色有：荊軻，太子丹，啊三，嬴政，荊柯夫人，觀眾甲（負責一句臺詞和所有畫外音）

旁白： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.很久以前，有一個瘋狂的國家，在這個瘋狂的國家里有很多瘋狂的人，試圖通過瘋狂的方法展示瘋狂的歷史。荊軻先生是最有名的劍客并被送去刺殺秦皇“嬴政”。但最后失敗了。你想知道那個時候發(fā)生了什么事嗎？OK，下面的視頻會告訴你真相。

Action1 第一幕

太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對觀眾）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 鏡子，鏡子，告訴我，誰是世界上最完美的男人？（畫外音：是你，太子丹）謝謝你鏡子！（面對觀眾）我是太子丹，神奇的鏡子說我是世界上最具吸引力的男人，但嬴政是個愛嫉妒的家伙，我覺得如果鏡子告訴了他真相，他會殺了我。我好害怕，我該怎么辦？(向幕里大喊)我的大臣呢？

阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I aming.寶貝，我在這里

太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!我已經(jīng)一次又一次的告訴過你你應該叫我“我最漂亮的，最優(yōu)雅的，最帥的，最迷人的，最可愛的，最聰明的并且最親愛的太子丹！”

阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）好的，寶貝。我有一個好主意。我們可以找一個英雄去殺嬴政。

太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensivemodity in this century? Talent!二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！(拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Good idea But who is the right candidate?好主意，但誰才是好的人選呢？

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.經(jīng)過篩選現(xiàn)在我手上有兩個有希望的人選，一個是李莫愁小姐，另一個是荊軻先生。明天他們會為世界第一殺手的稱號進行決斗。

太子丹：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

嗯，盡可能快的告訴我誰是勝利者OK?

阿三：Yes.好的

Action II第二幕

（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）

荊軻: Are you Li mochou?你是李莫愁嗎？

李莫愁:Yes.荊軻 : OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.好的，我是荊軻，你知道的，我會讓你知道我是殺手界的王

李莫愁Are you challenging me?你是在向我挑戰(zhàn)嗎？

荊軻

Off course!聳聳肩表示同意

李莫愁Come on!

音樂起（人在江湖飄）

兩人沖上前來

李莫愁倒地

荊軻大笑

李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?發(fā)生什么事了？為什么你沒有受傷

荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?

贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？

李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get.” I got it, Momma is right.媽媽經(jīng)常跟我說：“生活就像一盒巧克力，莫愁，你永遠不知道你將拿到哪一顆”我明白了，媽媽是對的。

荊軻再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 我的天啊！你能對“你好嗎？”這句話給我個新穎點的回答嗎？

荊柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?很好，謝謝你。你夫人好嗎？

太子丹暈倒

荊柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!嘿朋友，我是開玩笑的

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?

我也是來玩笑的（畢恭畢敬）能給我你的名片嗎?

荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：

To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.英雄，我們需要幫助

荊柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.你可以得到許多錢

荊柯：I am very busy now!我現(xiàn)在很忙

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?IC,ID,IQ卡？

荊柯：I am very very busy now!我現(xiàn)在非常非常忙

阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.看，它是世界上最漂亮的女孩，如果你說好，她就是你的了。

荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!我不得不說她是個非常性感，非常漂亮的女孩，但TCM是我唯一的愛

阿三：What? What’s the TCM?什么？什么是TCM？

荊柯;Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.嘿，家伙，你看起來很聰明為什么你不知道什么是TCM?他們中的任何一個人都可以告訴你答案

阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?不好意思，什么是TCM

觀眾甲：TCM-Traditional Chinese MM.中國傳統(tǒng)MM

太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.我必須出動我的王牌了。女士們，先生們，這是中國聯(lián)合利華的一個品牌新產(chǎn)品“立頓纖體茶”

荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.纖體茶？我已經(jīng)夢想了上百次了，我的夫人總是威脅我說肉過我不能減肥成功的話她就會離開我

阿三：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it!（荊軻伸手拿著。啊三不肯放手）Do you really like? Really?你要嗎？如果你要就說出來！你為什么保持沉默？為什么這樣看我？雖然你的眼睛里很平靜，但我很開心，你最后還是得說出來，拿著它。（荊軻伸手拿著。啊三不肯放手）你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……

荊柯(誠懇狀)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.告訴我我該怎么做？我會為你做任何事

太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!

Action Ш 第三幕

（《大話西游》主題曲響起）

荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.英雄，我們已經(jīng)來到易水河了

荊珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends就到這吧，再見，我的朋友們

太子丹：I will miss you, baby.我會想念你的，寶貝

荊珂：Darling, I love you.親愛的，我愛你

妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!我愛你，對我來說，你比整個世界都重要

荊珂(流淚)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you

我愛你，哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你

妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.嗯，做一個男子漢，我會在這里等著你的

泰坦尼克號音樂

荊珂（欲走還留，執(zhí)子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise.親愛的，你要幫我個忙，答應我活下去，無論發(fā)生什么事，無論多么沒希望，你都不要放棄，現(xiàn)在就答應我，并且永遠不要背棄它

妻子:“I promise.” 我答應

荊軻:“Never let go.永不背棄“

妻子:”I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I'll never let go." 妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，荊珂上船，漸漸遠去

妻子：It’s a good day to die.Nevere back.Never…… Never……

這是一個死亡的好日子，永遠不要回來，永遠，永遠

妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your ount.非常感謝你，我拿到一百萬美金的人身保險后馬上把五十萬美金打到你的賬戶

阿三：Okay okay!

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.The End

第五篇：英語劇本

SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人P-白馬王子 D-小矮人

音樂起，旁白

A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much;the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess.Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn?t love the new queen, because she was cruel.One day, In the king?s palace:

----白雪出場

S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?

音樂起，皇后、魔鏡出場

Q: I am a queen , I?m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who?s the most beautiful ?

M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!

Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white.獵 人 出 場

H: Yes, my queen

音樂起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃

S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please!

白雪順利脫逃后

S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.音樂起，7個小矮人出場，D: 1Look, somebody ate my food----

2Somebody drank my water----

3Someone is sleeping now----

4What a beautiful girl!----

小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話

5How do you do?

S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!

D:（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too----

welcome to our house!----

7Would you like to live here?

S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!

D: Let?s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.皇后、魔鏡出場

Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who?s the most beautiful?

M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!

Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!

音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場，對話

Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple，S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!

Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?

S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!

白雪公主咬一口后倒地

Q: The girl is dead!Hahaha…

小矮人出場、圍著公主哭

Snow white wake up, wake up…

音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場

P: A beautiful girl!She shall be my queen!

王子喚醒公主，公主醒了

P：Wake up!Wake up , my queen!

S.w: Thank you for your help!

P: My pleasure!

音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞

給你個大話西游的英文劇本吧~保證搞笑~

Big words of western tour（大話西游）Chapter 1

Site：The wedding

Characters:牛魔王、至尊寶、紫霞、小妖

Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?

牛：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She?s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!

(至尊寶從后臺走入人群中)

牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!My bro!

Come here!This is my brother.(牛深情地轉向紫霞)

牛：Zixia, listen to me.I think I ?ve fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora?s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!

牛：What?

妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!

至：What?s this? Really?

妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(劍從至的懷中落下)

妖：Magic Sword?

牛：Let me do this!

(紫跑出，拾劍)

紫：It?s not true!It?s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

(紫跑下)

妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa……

(牛驚慌地跑下)

Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

Chapter 2

Site: Bull King?s back garden

Characters: 至尊寶、紫霞

（至跑過來，突然看到紫獨自坐在臺階上，于是走過來）

至：Why are you hiding here?

(紫抽劍，指向至。兩人定格，至走出來，獨白)

至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly.Because I?ve decided to tell lies, I?ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!

紫：I?ll kill you if you come closer!

至：You should kill me!Kill me!I?d found my best love, but I didn?t treasure her.I left regretful after that.It?s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don?t hesitate!If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to give a time limit, I?ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!

（紫長嘆，拋劍，拾劍，抱劍）

紫：What can you tell your wife?

至：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora?s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can?t get the box back.I ……

紫：I help you!

至：No, it?s dangerous!

紫：You don?t want to?

至：I do!But ……

紫：I trust you!I?ll get the Pandora?s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.(豬喊)

至：Let me do something to my boss first.See you tonight.（依依不舍）

Aside: The night ……

Chapter 3

Site: Dungeon

Characters: 至尊寶、豬八戒、沙僧、唐僧

豬和沙：Master, master

(兩人同時悄聲說)

豬：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I won?t go.豬和沙：Stay here? Why?

唐：There?re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures.This is because we?re not united enough.So we let the devils do bad to us.That?s fine.This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me;the outside world is just a bigger prison.You go out first.I have something to tell him.(豬和沙下)

唐：You come in and have a sit!

至：To be honest, I?m not your disciple.I don?t want to be your disciple.Master I know you?re a good guy.Please let me go!

唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”?

至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?

唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……

(唐唱Only you)

至：Stop.Stop.I can?t take this anymore, please stop ……

唐：Ohoh ……

至：Damn you, you … I?ve said I can?t take this anymore.Don?t disturb or I?ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me.Life and death are very minor.When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.Namonitabhaya …

(至跑走)

Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders? Cave with the Grapes.Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who?s cut open won?t die at once.He can still see.So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.After the Monkey King?s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …

Chapter 4

Site: The Hole of Waterfall

Characters: 至尊寶、觀音

至：Goddess.I?m about to understand your words.I used my eyes to see in the past.What I was dying.I started using my heart to see this world.Then I could see all things clearly.That girl …h(huán)as left a drop of tear in my heart.I felt her sorrow.觀：Have you given up all things in human world?

至：Yes!Life and death is just minor!…… But I don?t understand why can human?s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years.What hatred is it?

觀：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.觀：I want to warn you again.After wearing the gold ring, you?re no longer a normal human.You can?t have human desires anymore.If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller.It?s very uncomfortable.至：OK.觀：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?

至：I had had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It’s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years!阿甘正傳的片斷

FORREST(voice-over)That Momma, she sure was right.It's funny how things work out.EXT.BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSEDAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone.FORREST(voice-over)And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself.FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump.I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out.Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket.FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got...EXT.BAYOUDAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat.The boat is old and rusty.Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck.It is a bunch of garbage and shells.Forrest picks up one shrimp.FORREST(voice-over)Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough.EXT.DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket.FORREST I only caught five.OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail.The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest.OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST(voice-over)I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of.Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat.The name is “Jenny.” FORREST(voice-over)The most beautiful name in the wide world.這里提供經(jīng)典英文劇本,臺詞,字幕 http:// http://www.tmdps.cn/viewthread.php?tid=82299&extra=page%3D6&page= http://www.tmdps.cn/Article/ShowClass.asp?ClassID=13[話劇劇本]

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