第一篇：英文話劇,適合四人以上的

孔雀東南飛

Wanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC)Prologue(J作被打狀跑上臺,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小聲)whilemy wifeisWuSong.(指著上臺處的門大聲道)I’mnotafraidofyou!

(內砸出一臉盆,Ｊ接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?

MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)Act1(序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀)JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I’mhere!What’supmum?

JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?

JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But……

JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and……

JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(開始解圍裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)Act2(LM坐在臺上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)L:Mum,I’mback!

LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo andtellhim.(下)L(驚愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Heretheyare!(聞一下)Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(撿起地上的圍

裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!

JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback!J(立正敬禮):Yesmadam!Act4(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出１角硬幣):Is1maoenough?(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand robthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J(驚訝):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!

(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo

withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄１，０００，０００)Act5(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺)(J和三強盜躍至臺中)ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L暈倒)J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（揮拳向MS沖去）(J與MS混戰，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，關切地問):Honey,howareyou? L(哭狀):Ihurtalot!J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)L(起身去追):Waitforme!(跑下)(音樂起 CanYouCelebrate)

6人話劇劇本 劇本很短，適合短小品

Vicky和Lisa是某餐館的服務員，一天，一個顧客對Vicky....人物 Allen Jim Kuki Fenix Vicky Lisa

------------------Cast 1.Vicky︰a waitress at Monday’s restaurant.She is a hard working girl.2.Lisa︰another waitress at Monday’s restaurant.She is a kind and naive girl.3.Fenix︰one of customers.He’s a very ill-natured customer.4.Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday’s restaurant.They’re good and decent men.5.Kuki︰the boss of the restaurant.Scene I(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday’s restaurant.)

Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.Kuki:

Hey, there are many customers today.Girls, work hard.Remember, God

gives all things to industry.Lisa:

Yeah.I know.Vicky:

We will do our best.The door opens now.Two men come in.Kuki moves to the door.Kuki:

May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the table.Allen:

Yes, pleases.Tim:

I’m starving.I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.Kuki:

(laughing)Just a moment.Two men walk in the restaurant.Lisa walks toward them.Vicky:

This is the menu, sirs.Allen＆Tim: Thank you.After a few minutes.Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.Lisa:

Hey, Vicky.I don’t like that customer.See, that man sits near the

door.Vicky:

Why? Does he make any troubles for you? Lisa:

I don’t know.I feel…….Oh, I just don’t like the way he looks at me.Scene II

Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.Vicky:

(talks to herself)Lisa is right.The way that man looks at me makes me

uncomfortable.Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix’s table.Vicky:

Here is your meal, sir.Enjoy it, please.Vicky turns to the kitchen.At this moment, Fenix touches her back!Vicky:

Wow~~~~(she screams.)Kuki:

(runs to Vicky)what happened? Vicky:

He, he……He touched me!Fenix:

No！I didn’t.Lisa:

You lie！I see you did that.What I say is an absolute truth.Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.Kuki:

Well, seeing is believing, sir……

Fenix:

I feel humiliated.So, boss.You must solve this problem.Look at your

Waitress.They are such tricky women.Kuki:

But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….Fenix:

What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today!Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it.Lisa:

You are a shameless cheater, liar.The argument continues.Scene III

Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.Allen:

I won’t tolerate your behavior anymore.Tim:

That’s right.Come on, sir.It’s your fault.We all know that.Fenix:

Hmn? You think so? But I don’t think so.I mean, if the boss and the

waitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early.Or I will stay and

make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.Kuki:

Oh……Don’t do that, please.Sir, you have to know it won’t do you

any good.Fenix:

Yeah……it won’t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caused me.You have disgraced me.Tim:

Such a liar, I can’t believe it！Fenix:

Mind your own business.Allen:

(Takes out his badge.)See.Fenix:

Uh……

Allen:

I’m a police officer.Maybe you know what I’ll do with you.Fenix turns to the door quickly.Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.Lisa:

There is very few good people in our society.Many bad people bully

the weak and fear the strong.Tim:

Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.Kuki:

We are so lucky you are here.Thank you very much.Allen:

You are welcome.It’s just my duty.Justice Is The Winner(正義必勝)5人短劇。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的綁架案，不錯的劇本。人物

Bunny Cheng:

Bunny Chen Eliza Lin:

Daughter Celine Tu:

Reporter et Aside Sano Hsieh:

Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng:

Big gangster(大流氓)------------------

SCENE I A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing.And her daughter is in the school now.Mom:

Hello~ Caller:

(A boy is crying.)Ha!Your kid is here.Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom:

Are you crazy? I don’t have a son！!Don’t try to cheat me.Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone.But later… the phone is ringing again…

Mom:

Hello~ Caller:

Hello~ Are you busy now? Mom:

(I recognize the voice.)You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller:

Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)Mom:

Oh~ you are a good actor.This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money!If you call again, I will call the cop.Do you understand?(Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed.She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter.The mom got there…

Mom:

Eliza~ Eliza:

Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up? Mom:

Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home.I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE II

Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious.So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days.Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster:

Hey!Concentrate！(The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)

Small gangster: Ouch!O.K.O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster:(Check the picture.)Hey！Buddy！Look!Is that her? Big gangster:

Ha!Ha!Ha!It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited！Oh~ what a beautiful girl.Just like a fairy.My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster:

(Hitting the small gangster’s head again.)Hey!Wake up！Stop day-dreaming.Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming！

Big gangster:

Hey！Lady！Can you do me a favor? Eliza:

Sure!What can I do for you?

Small gangster:(Murmuring)This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster:

Sorry.Ignore what he said.Eliza:

Never mind!

Big gangster:

Thanks!I want to go to Tunghai University.Do you know how can I get there? Eliza:

Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left.Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster:

Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street.And…

Eliza:

No!No!No!Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left.Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza:

Oh, my!No!Wrong again!You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster:

It’s too complex.I can’t remember all the directions.I’m a foreigner.And I have an important presentation there.Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~ Eliza was confused.But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza:

Umm… let me think… okay！Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you！My little girl.Big gangster:

Sorry.Just ignore him.Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife.And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza:

What are you doing? Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!

Eliza:

Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster:(Talk to the big gangster.)Did you hear that, she is scared? Big gangster:

Ya~ we are professional.Eliza:

Not funny!I’m hungry.I want to go home!I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up.Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You!Get out of the car!Big gangster:

(Hit the small gangster angrily!)Idiot!I have a stupid partner.(Disappointed)Eliza:

I agree!(Nod head.)Big gangster:

Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza:

Thank you.How kind of you.SCENE III Mother is preparing dinner.Mom:

Eliza!Eliza!Time for dinner!I’m hungry!Hurry up!No one answers her.And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom:

Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me!It’s not funny.I’m hungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom:

Hello~ this is Anderson.I’m busy finding my daughter.Don’t bother me!

Big gangster:

Are you finding your daughter? Ha!Ha!Ha… she is right here.Mom:

Good job!Tell her it’s time for dinner.I’m hungry!Big gangster:

Hey!You are clueless.I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom:

Hey!Buddy!Don’t trick me!

Big gangster:

Sure!Listen!(The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza:

Hello!Mom!I’m here!They are so kind.They gave me a lollipop.The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster:

Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner.You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom:

Too expensive!20% off.Big gangster:

Are you buying clothes? Mom:

Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster:

No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm.And remember don’t call the cop.Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom:

O.K.See you then!At Tunghai Lake.The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry.At this time, the mother is coming.Mom:

Ha!(Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked.And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor.Small gangster: Oh,!My fish!Who’s there?

Mom:

It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife.Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza:

Hi!Mom, I’m here.Do you want to come here to eat fish? Big gangster:

Where is the ransom? Mom:

Release my daughter first!Big gangster:

Give me the ransom first!Mom:

No way!And the battle begins.Mom:

Justice is always the winner.Eliza:

Oh~ Yeah!Mom, you win!

Celine:

Ha!I got it!I got it!A new…… headline.Celine:

I am at Tunghai Lake.Earlier, there was a violent fighting.A watermelon knife V.S.A B.B.Q.fork.According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter.And the mother won.Now, let’s interview the persons involved.Celine:

Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society? Small gangster: I……

Celine:

I…… I know.You are very sorry and regretful.How about you?(Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster:

None of your business.(Run to the wall.)Leave me alone.Eliza:

Me!Me!

Celine:

What do you want to say? Eliza:

Uh…My mom is so cool.She came to save me!Mom:

My turn.My turn.Celine:

O.K.O.K.What do you want to say after winning the fight? Mom:

Well……

Celine:

Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.Mom:

Yes.And the gangsters… Celine:

Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom:

Right.And they…

Celine:

They want to trick you, but…

Mom:

But… enough.I’m hungry.I want to go home with my daughter.Celine:

Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked.First, stay clam and be skeptical about it.The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment.A little doubt can protect you.Second, verify the story.Call the organization to make sure the story is true.Third, report it to the police.And don’t deal with the villains on your own.One phone call will often expose a trap quickly.However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave.She is my idol.I want to keep her sign.This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.

第二篇：四人英語話劇(四人討論)

口語課上，口語老師要求大家一組為單位表演話劇。于是，甲，乙，丙，丁，四人一組開始了關于話劇的討論。。

丁：啊呀！你們說我們英語課表演什么啊？

Oh!What shall we perform in English lesson? 甲: 對啊對啊。我們干什么啊？

En, that’s a question!What shall we do? 丙：我隨便，只要能演就行。不難背就好。

It’s up to you ,I have no idea.Please not too hard to recite.乙：要找4個人演的，大概要什么類型的呢？

Four persons...What’s type?

丙：喜劇吧，輕松，幽默，又吸引人。

Comedy is better.It is funny, relaxed, and attractive.一起：是的是的。

I agree with you./I think so./that’s great./yes, that’s what I mean, then…

丁：要不我們演童話吧，大家都聽過，不長，也不會太難。

How about fairy tale? Everyone has heard this and it’s not difficult at all.甲：白雪公主，灰姑娘。

Snow White…Cinderella… 乙：人不夠的

Cause we do not have enough person!丁：**演白雪，**演毒皇后，**演王子。。

Snow White….Evil Queen….Prince… 丙：那七個小矮人，屠夫呢？

What about the Seven Dwarfs and butcher? 乙甲:是獵人，不是屠夫。

Hunter!Not butcher!丁：西游記吧？正好四個人。。

I think we can choose the Journey to the West.Just four persons!It’s suitable…

丙：恩，那還是中國的四大名著之一呢

Yes, it is one of the China’s four great classics.甲：但，我們選哪一章呢？

But, which chapter should we choose? 乙：當然是豬八戒背媳婦了，我演美女！

Of course, The Zhu Bajie carries his wife.I play a beauty!音樂（Music~）起~~

【音樂（music）：豬八戒背媳婦

表演者（actor）：甲（Zhu Bajie）乙（Beauty）

道具（prop）：紅蓋頭（a red cloth）

甲：（蒙頭找人狀）Beauty, Where are you? 乙：（一邊笑傲一邊躲）

END】

丙：停停停。。這里只要八戒和媳婦兩個人就行了（指著八戒和他媳婦），我們干什么？（再指著自己和丁）

Stop, stop, stop… Bajie and Bajie’s wife, two persons is enough!Then, what should we do? 丁：三打白骨精吧？只要孫悟空打白骨精就可以了。。

How about Sun Wukong Subdues the White-Bone Demon? Only two persons, just hit!音樂（Music~）起~~

【音樂（music）：通天大道

表演者（actor）：甲（sun wukong）乙（white-bone demon）道具（prop）：棍子（stick）

甲：（做打怪狀）Demon!Where are you go ? 乙：（驚恐狀）Sun Wukong!A！!（啊。慘叫狀）

END】

丙：三個白骨精長得不一樣呢，還有啊，師傅在哪呢？八戒呢？

Those three ladywhitebones are different!Besides, where is the Tangseng? as well as Bajie? 甲乙：反正就是人不夠（甲）Not enough，（乙）anyway！（垂頭喪氣狀。。）

丁：要不我們演梁山伯和祝英臺吧。中國的羅密歐和朱麗葉。哦，化蝶那一段就很好。

How aboutLiang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai? China’s Romeo and Juliet.I prefer the Butterfly Lovers.音樂（Music~）起~~

【音樂（music）：梁祝

表演者（actor）：甲（Zhu Yingtai）乙（Liang Shanbo）

甲/乙：深情對視

翩翩起舞（即：兩人單手相對，慢速旋轉。。）

END】

丙：（研究狀）只要兩個人內吶。。哦，不對，一個人也不用，只要兩只蝴蝶就行了（欠揍狀）！

It only needs two persons！Oh, no, it is none!Just two butterflies fly together…（甲、乙，奮起群毆。。ps:此類均屬調節氣氛，可自由發揮）

丁：那這樣的話，我們演泰坦尼克號吧，杰克說完：你跳，我也跳！然后，兩人就跳下去，結束了。

By the way, isn’t better to choose the Titanic.It ended up after Jack saying: you jump, I jump.And they jump down.It is over.音樂（Music~）起~~

【音樂（music）：my heart will go on 表演者（actor）：甲（Jack）乙（Rose）

1.甲（從身后抱住）You jump, I jump.2.（二人雙手緊握，深情對視）

乙：Jack….甲：Rose… 然后，深情相擁。。

END】

丁：（感動狀）So touching.I really moved… 甲：（拼命點頭）en en, I agree with you.丙、乙：。。（無語狀。。轉身，表示我不認識此人）

正在此時，突然，鈴聲響了。。丁：啊，十二點了！（然后，開始收拾書包。。）

Ah, It is 12:00 o’clock!乙：真的？走，趕緊去食堂！（伴隨動作：加速收拾書包）

Really, let’s go!Heading to the canteen!丙：是的是的，去晚了就搶不到飯吃了。。（拎著書包就走，丁、乙緊隨其后）

Yes, hurry up , or, we will have no meal.甲：就是，為什么食堂要有這么多人啊。。哎，等等我啊。。（追趕狀）

...there are so many people in the canteen…why?.....waiting….ALL END

第三篇：四人英語小話劇

《新梁祝外傳》

L:梁山伯

Z:祝英臺

M:馬文才

旁：旁白

旁：Saying Butterfly and Lovers came together three years ago, the newly established Wuhan New Oriental College to learn English.Butterfly fond spoken Deng, under the tutelage of spoken teacher pay to learn the U.S.spoken, especially good at imitating the speech of Martin Luther ? Gold.Lovers dream bent abroad, dreams of one day becoming a BBC presenter final Lovers admitted to Columbia University, the results of TOEFL and GRE score before leaving in Lovers that day, Love 18 in both hands the Tianhe Airport Lovers lingering divisions

話說梁山伯和祝英臺三年前一同來到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書院學習英語。梁山伯酷愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學習美國口語，尤其擅長模仿馬丁?路德?金的演講。祝英臺一心夢想出國，夢想有朝一日成為BBC主持人，最終祝英臺以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學錄取。在祝英臺臨走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河機場與祝英臺纏綿告

: L: Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！L：瀛臺，我愛你這么多，我會想念你這么多。

Z: I love you, too!Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.Z：我也愛你！不要擔心。梁山伯我愛你，在這個野生的世界。只要我回來了，我就嫁給你。我等待了兩年

L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.L：我會吻你橫跨太平洋。

Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo

旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai called Liangsanbo from the United states一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。

Z：我會吻你從另一個側面。等等我。波波旁：一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話

L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?

L：噢，親愛的，銀泰我很想念你，想念你的每一分鐘每一秒。哦，我親愛的。你在聽我說話嗎？

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.Z：聽著，：梁山撥。我打電話是想告訴你，我愛你。不過，我想你最好找到一個更好的女孩

L: What? Pardon?L：什么？說什么？

Z: Because I’ll get married.Z：因為我要結婚了。L: Married ? to who? L：結婚了嗎？是誰呢

Z: To 英俊瀟灑風流倜儻玉樹臨風的Ma Wencai..He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body Z：要英俊瀟灑風流倜儻玉樹臨風的馬文才......他是那么英俊。如此豐富，比俞敏洪更豐富。他擅長葵花寶典，我愛他的錢，我很喜歡他的身體.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!L：你說的是什么？你等著瞧吧。我給你點顏色瞧瞧。我就殺了你！在美國，我會殺了你！

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha Z：美國嗎？您可以到美國來的嗎？哈哈哈哈

旁：Zhu Yingtai unprovoked betrayal deeply hurt Liang Shanbo fragile mind, he made the poison oath: do not kill people until Zhu Yingtai.Thus came to the New Oriental School to study the TOEFL and GRE.Of course he did not forget old certificate can offer 20 dollars.In order to be able to fly over the sea to kill Zhu Yingtai, to remind ourselves every day he has a dream.祝英臺的無端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發下毒誓：不殺祝英臺誓不為人。于是重新來到新東方書院學習托福和ＧＲＥ。當然他沒有忘記用老生證可以優惠20塊錢。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺，他每天提醒自己有一個夢想。

L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo.I’m here to kill you.L：祝英臺，很長一段時間沒有看到的，是吧？我是誰？我是梁山伯。我在這里殺了你。

Z: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.Z：梁......梁山伯。哦，文才。他是瘋了。他會殺了我 M: You!Get out of here你！滾出去.M: 電話來了。Hello, I’m in wuhan.Ok ok I’ll come right now你好，我在武漢。好吧，我馬上來

Z: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He’ll kill me請不要走。只是停留，請。他會殺了我.M: I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..Z: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典? 你告訴我你是擅長葵花寶典

M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花寶典.I’m just good at 新華字典。對不起，我不擅長葵花寶典。我只擅長新華字典

Z: Oh, you liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me? 哦，你是個騙子。就滾出去！（對梁山伯）哦，親愛的，你必須殺了我？

L: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.是的，我要。因為我恨你比我更可以說。

Z:(sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.I qiu qiu ni..當我們年輕的時候，我們聽MP3，你說你會永遠愛我。不要殺我，好嗎？ L: No door!(sing)Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.我門都沒有！你去哪里，無論你說什么，我都會在這里殺死你。我只知道我是愛你的天生的或殺了你。現在我不能愛你，唯一的選擇是殺死你。Z: 曾經Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)曾經從前，有一份真誠的愛情放在我面前，我沒有珍惜。如果我再見到他，我想說我愛你。如果你要問我多久我會愛他，我應該說是一萬年。那個人是你的唯一我愛的人在這個世界上你。只有你

L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you！我唯一的女性，我想殺的是只有你！

Z: Please, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.Z！：請，你知道我愛你。我愛你，就像老鼠愛大米。我要和你結婚。

L: hehehe Really? 呵呵呵，真的嗎？

Z: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me！！哦，當然。請不要殺我！！

L: To kill or not to kill is a question.I don’t know.Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands.Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)我殺還是不殺是一個問題。我不知道。誰能告訴我？我把她的生命在你的手中。這里的每個人，請告訴我殺還是不殺？

L: You hear this.I ‘m sorry.But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.你聽到這個。我很抱歉。但別擔心，我會和你一起去天堂。Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)好殺了我，然后我們會變成兩個蝴蝶在美麗的花園

第四篇：四人英語話劇劇本

四人英語話劇劇本-The Rolling Orange The Rolling Orange講述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒來，發現人們開著卡車，搬著梯子，來摘桔子了，快來看看他們的命運如何吧。人物

Tom:

Father Orange Klye:

Mother Orange Wallis:

Older Sister Orange Jessie:

Little Brother Orange

Characters Father Orange:

He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.Mother Orange:

She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father.She is also very optimistic.Older Sister Orange:

She is young , energetic, and competitive.Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.SCENE I 場景一：果園

One Morning in an Orange Orchard.(Today is a sunny day.An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard.)Father:

I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field(yawning).Mother:

Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this.Sister:

A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.Brother:

That really scared me.They got out and started to climb up ladders.Sister:

(Afraid suddenly)Oh!My friends were grabbed and put into large bags.I could hear them yell for help.Father:

Hey!We shouldn’t look at them;otherwise, they’ll notice us.Mother:

But it’s useless.Sister:

Oh, God!We’re discovered!

Brother:

Oh!We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches.What will we do for food and water? Sister:

It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers.Mother:

Well, we’ll just have to do our best.Father:

Yeah!

SCENE II On a Fruit Stand.(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand.)Sister:

Gee!This place is so cold and desolate.I wish we had our friends here on this stand(looks at the opposite fruit stall).Brother:

I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.(Suddenly)

Sister:

Oh!Mother!How could they do that? Mother:

What are you talking about?

Brother:

I know what she’s talking about(Brother turns to look).Father:

What did you see? Sister:

My friends were cut up and eaten.How could they do that? I’m so scared.Father:

Now, children, be calm.Mother:

Sh~ Someone’s coming.Father:

Try to be quiet.Sister:

I don’t want to be taken away.Brother:

Oh!My friend’s being taken away.Sister:

Your friend looks so fat.Mother:

If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away.Brother:

That’s a bright idea.But how could we look sour? Mother:

Now, children, stop being scared and calm down.Father:

Oh!No!I’m being looked at.Mother:

I told you not to eat so much.Now you look so fat and juicy.(Father is being taken away.)Brother:

Oh, no, Dad!

Father:

(Sadly)Good bye, children.Sister:

Oh!Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.Mother:

Oh, no!Brother:

Stop that.Our father can’t be taken away.Mother:

Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.Sister:

Hey!The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.Brother:

A car’s pulling up.Mother:

Oh, no!His bag is being picked up.Sister:

But it’s breaking.And Dad’s falling out.Brother:

Dad’s rolling away.All:

(Jumping up and down cheering)ROLL!ROLL!He’s getting away.Sister & Brother:

Yip!Yip!Hurray for Dad!Mother: Oh!Thank God.

第五篇：英語搞笑話劇劇本(四人)

王穎樂:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, I'm the director--applaud , 自己拼命拍掌然后一邊說謝謝謝謝。thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and three actors who will get the chance.OK, let's begin.At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.張敬寶:(風情萬種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進來,給觀眾一個飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,director, the most beautiful charming,girl is coming , every body knows me, right? open your eyes as big as you can,自己做深呼吸狀 there will be a unique dance show for you, 嘿嘿嘿 奸笑。（打個響指)come some music.(搞笑舞,自由發揮).(跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕), thank you,(面向導演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 王穎樂:(作目瞪口呆狀)張敬寶:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok? 王穎樂:eh...my god, have you use some drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous.Get out , next one.張敬寶:oh no...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面離去)王競羲:oh it seems to be serious.God bless me(畫個十字架,鎮定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.王穎樂:(與之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.王競羲:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards ,and(做沉思狀)oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award,(張敬寶，趙文鑫同學鼓掌,張敬寶抱頭痛哭),撫摸張敬寶頭說oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....王穎樂:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin 王競羲:OK！!I'll use my first signature song to conquer you--my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on(王穎樂stop stop,王競羲不理,繼續作深情狀)and you're here in my heart, and my heart will go on and on.王穎樂:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,next one, next one.急切叫下一個上場 趙文鑫:(對著乙的背影,沉思狀)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牽起他的手做親吻狀),I'm glad to see you,my dear prince.王穎樂(做嬌羞狀):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name? 趙文鑫:My name? Oh, wait a minute.Do you know Lady GaGa ?(甲,白癡的搖頭),eh..,it's ok,then how about Obama?(搖頭),and Marilyn Monroe 瑪麗蓮夢露 ?(搖頭),(丁,情緒激動),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.王穎樂(指門,氣憤狀),you you you.....趙文鑫:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you don’t need to learn about them, but you must know me, i will become the greatest poet---oprah!王穎樂:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.趙文鑫:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It’s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her “I love you”!王穎樂(起雞皮疙瘩狀):oh, I can't stand, show you the door, 趙文鑫(轉身離開,繼續臺詞):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is(回頭,對甲)10 thousand years.王穎樂:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actor.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here, 三人跑進來，張敬寶嫵媚狀:honey, you like my dance,right? 王競羲鎮靜狀:director,you like my singing,right? 趙文鑫深情狀:princess,you like my poet,right? 三人同聲:we are past,right? 王穎樂:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you....(接電話)What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(掛電話,低頭),you three,(抬頭),pass!三人歡呼,說:we make it,we are superstar!張敬寶(甜蜜狀):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飛個吻)王穎樂:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence? 三人齊答:yes,we do!王穎樂伸手,三人搭上,同聲,fight,fight,fight!