第一篇：英語搞笑改編短劇劇本-孫悟空三打白骨精

Beat it!人物：T:唐僧

M:孫悟空

P:豬八戒

S:沙僧

X:白骨精原型

B1:白骨精變成的村姑

B2:白骨精變成的漂亮的女人

B3: 白骨精變成男人

T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is? 眾徒弟們搖頭，除了八戒在看書。

T: bajie, give me the map(不回頭，懶洋洋的問)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（嚴肅的問）八戒依舊看書，不理睬。

M: Idiot, What are you looking at?

孫悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，趕忙藏書。但為時已晚，M一把搶過。M: Look，monster…..(把書搶走交給師傅)T:(很吃驚)（轉身訓斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!P: Oh, master!Forgive me。I will never do this again(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.我這肚子餓了。

M: Fat Pig!

P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….M: You will what(兇相)? P: I will help you catch fleas跳蚤。M: Hm！

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get some food for me? P: You see , master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

S: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….T: Em…It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? M: No problem!(畫圈)S: This is…..?

M: Electric net伏魔圈!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it.T: Em……ok，that’s good，we will stay in it!Monkey, You find the food as quickly as possible.I am so hungry.S: Ok, master.Bye!(飛走)T: It’s so boring, Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

白骨精上場

X;Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow, I should come up with a plan.Ehn…..get it!i can pretend to be a poor woman, so they will trust me.haha……change change…… 轉了幾圈，變成了一個村姑B1。B1:I look great!蹣跚的走過去，接近三人，看著他們在打牌…..B1:hello,gentelman…...Can I join you? P: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我們在斗地主，三個人夠了。B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!噢，機會來了！炸彈！T: Bomb?(出牌)B1: Double King!王炸！

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!喔…我贏了！嗯…，姑娘，你是老手吧。進來教我！M:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah…… 慘叫聲

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have you done!She is my teacher!M: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)M: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)太晚了！Once more……(緊箍咒)M: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!So have you take some delicious food for me?

M: Yes, Master, I found some delicious bananas.T: bananas again?!How many times I have told you!I am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重語氣,又開始唱起泰坦尼克主題曲)M：OH, sorry, master, Please ,no…….T: Get the meat for me, quickly!（唐僧搖搖頭，玩起手機來）

白骨精變成了一位年輕漂亮的女子

X2:（曼妙的走過來，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不轉頭：leave me alone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不轉頭：I said leave me alone.這時，x2開口說話）

X2:hi….Mr handsome!

T:（轉頭）wow…hi beauty!（扔掉畫冊，背景音樂響起，only you，神情對視，過會兒）come here,do you want some food？take some bananes。i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny X:hi Tanny…you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?!Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster！look at how I beat you into hell.（唐僧沒有攔的住）P&S: Are you Ok, moster?(扶T)S: Look,(伸食指)how many?看，這是幾？ T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)T: What you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact you.he will eat you T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west…..T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(擺姿勢，要念咒語)M：（趕忙說）oh,no, master,not that spell.Q:(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼紅太郎，別看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)B3:Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)孫悟空，游戲結束了！

B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)M: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)孫悟空突然冒出來打死妖精

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！M:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 P: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出現)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......準備吃唐僧 M:(悄悄走到B后，打B暈)T: Wukong? S: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）

P: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!師傅，你應該提高一下智商了！這個妖怪為了騙你變化成三個模樣！T: How,how did you find out S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)T: Wukong(M不理T)I admit my mistake this time(M仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)悟空，這次是為師錯怪了你，對不起 M: What? T: I'm sorry.M: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)

第二篇：《孫悟空三打白骨精》讀后感

篇一：《孫悟空三打白骨精》讀后感

暑假中，我閱讀了名著《西游記》，其中《孫悟空三打白骨精》這個故事真是讓我百看不厭。讓我受益匪淺，懂得了許多道理。

要學悟空，明辨是非。

我越看越想看，不知不覺地被那個神通廣大的齊天大圣所吸引住了，他不僅能夠上天入地，七十二般變化，還有一雙火眼金睛，能夠分辨人妖。當他遇到白骨精時，毫不猶豫地降妖捉怪，斬邪除魔，這種善于分辨真假善惡，勇往直前的品質是多么值得我們學習呀!我們生活在一個多姿多彩的社會里，到處充滿陽光雨露，但也有一些事令我們感到不安與無奈，那就是在我們的周圍，時不時會出現一些壞人壞事：路上遇到了和你搭訕的陌生人;一人獨自在家，陌生人按響了門鈴;在放學回家的路上，發現有陌生人悄悄尾隨，四下無人，這可怎么辦......我們沒有孫悟空的火眼金睛，但我們有一個聰明的小腦袋!像孫悟空那樣，不被形形色色的“妖魔鬼怪”所迷惑，擦亮眼睛，明辨是非，才能撕破一切偽裝的畫皮，這樣危險才會離我們遠遠的!才能保護好自己。

不學唐僧，善惡不分。

當我看到唐僧因為“分不清善惡，對妖怪講慈悲，錯把孫悟空打死的白骨精當成人，并將孫悟空趕出師門，結果被妖怪捉到洞里”時，既憤恨唐僧真糊涂!又為他的生命安全捏了把汗。當讀到“幸虧孫悟空對師傅忠心耿耿，及時趕到，才救出了唐僧，保住了他的性命。”時，一顆懸著的心終于落回了原處，好險呀!唐僧險些為自己“不分黑白，不識人妖”的行為付出沉重的代價。

讀了《孫悟空三打白骨精》后，我想，如果我能像孫悟空那樣神通廣大的話，我要用我的法力幫助那些需要幫助的人;如果我也能像孫悟空那樣有雙火眼金睛的話，我要用它來幫助警察叔叔抓壞人......總之，我要讓世界遠離邪惡，遠離危險，變得更加和諧美好。

篇二：《孫悟空三打白骨精》讀后感

我過生日那天，姑姑送我一本書，作為我的生日禮物。那本書是四大名著之一的《西游記》。

這本書中的每一個人物都刻畫得十分生動，這次讓我們來談一談《三打白骨精》的故事主角--白骨精。她是一個什么樣的人呢?在我眼里，她(白骨精)是一個既聰明又有膽識而且還是一個不達目的不罷休的“強女人”，不是嗎?你瞧她，為了吃到唐僧肉，使自己長生不老，那真是費勁了心機，使盡了絕招，俗話說“知己知彼，方能百戰百勝”。她知道自己不是孫悟空的對手，所以就隨機應變巧手利用唐僧的菩薩心腸：她先變了一位給給丈夫送飯的賢惠娘子，接著變成了一位尋找閨女的老太婆，然后又變成了一位等待妻子和女兒歸來的老頭。三次變化都沒能逃過孫悟空的火眼金睛，都讓孫悟空一一打死了，這樣一連三條性命死于吃齋念佛的唐僧的眼皮之下，實在無法忍受孫悟空這種殘忍做法的唐僧，一氣之下將孫悟空逐出家門，這一來，正好中了白骨精設下的全套，孫悟空一走，唐僧便成了白骨精的階下囚!

設想把擁有白骨精的智慧和膽識的同學放入校園中，她(他)一定是個優秀的學生，課上她(他)以活躍的思維，多變的形式來理解老師課上講的內容;課下以她(他)的大膽的暢想，勇于創造的精神來豐富同學們的校園生活。雖說“學海無涯”，但以她(他)不達目的不罷休的性子，她(他)一定會離這個“涯”更近些，會比別人走得更遠、更廣，在老師的正確引導下，在周圍人的關心中，她(他)將來一定是個對社會有用的人。

讀了這本書，我明白了像白骨精這種不達目的不罷休的精神，值得我們所有人去學習，值得我們所有人去贊揚!你們說對嗎?

篇三：《孫悟空三打白骨精》讀后感

國慶長假期間我重讀了一本名著：《西游記》，我最喜歡的一篇是：“孫悟空三打白骨精”。

故事的內容是這樣的：唐僧去西天取經，路過一座荒山，山上有個白骨精，她聽說吃唐僧肉能長生不老，就變成了一個老婆婆，走到唐僧面前，被孫悟空看穿，又挨了孫悟空一棒，老婆婆死了，而白骨精化作一縷青煙飄走了。唐僧見老婆婆被孫悟空打死了，便念起緊箍咒來，孫悟空只得假裝求饒。但他憑借火眼金睛又先后識破了白骨精變成的老爺爺、少女，而一旦發現妖怪，孫悟空又毫不猶豫地打死白骨精變成的肉身，并最終使白骨精現出原形，葬身于金箍棒下。但唐僧不知三人均是白骨精所變，以為孫悟空一路害死那么多無辜的人，又念起了緊箍咒，孫悟空實在受不了了，便暫時跑回了花果山。

看完這篇故事，我從孫悟空身上首先感受到的是他的責任心：因為只有他具備看穿妖魔的能力，所以不管唐僧念不念緊箍咒，孫悟空的原則都是：見妖魔就打。即使唐僧有錯怪他的時候，孫悟空還是在默默地保護著唐僧。

還有就是他執著的精神：雖然這次去東土大唐，路上千辛萬苦，但孫悟空從未因為一路上的磨難有過放棄的念頭，即使中途有過委屈，他也只是暫時回到花果山，一旦唐僧師徒有難，他便立刻回來出手相救。

孫悟空的這些優點讓我聯想到：上學期我因為生病，雖然住院三個月，但我并沒有因此休學一年，而是在家自習，最后還是趕上了班級的學習進度，這不也是一種執著嗎?當然，未來學習的道路還很漫長，會遇到更多的艱苦，但我會時時想起孫悟空那般執著的精神，在自己想松懈的時候，我會時時提醒自己，不給自己找任何借口，在老師和同學們的幫助下，取得長足的進步!

第三篇：三打白骨精 - 劇本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

? 蘆葦蕩-大話西游.mp3

? 旁白: Five hundred years ago, there is a inviting legend.Nowadays, we’ll tell you this interesting story, Three Times’ Beating Monster.Let’s begin.敢問路在何方.mp3

五百年前，有這樣一個誘人的傳說。今天，我們來為你們講述這個有趣的故事，三打白骨精。讓我們開始吧！

? 唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?

阿彌陀佛，你知道我們現在在哪嗎？ ? 悟空: Bajie, map!

八戒，呈上地圖!? 八戒:(摸出，遞給孫悟空)? 悟空: Look, master ???

師父，看??

? 唐僧: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

八戒！我告誡你多少次了，你不要隨身帶著美女照片！? 八戒: Oh,master!Forgive me.歐，師傅！原諒我。

? 唐僧: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

我幫你收著，直到我們到了西天 ? 八戒: But??

但是??

? 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map?

阿彌陀佛，空即是色，色即是空！地圖？

? 八戒: Here.Em?? We have arrived Nanjing!Ah I can’t walk on any more!My stomach doesn’t allow So??

這里，呃??我們到了南京！呃，我走不動了！我餓的不行了，所以！? 悟空: Fat Pig!

肥豬！

? 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will???.猴子，如果你敢再說一遍，我就，我就?? ? 悟空: You will what?

你想干嘛？

? 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).我幫你抓虱子。? 悟空: Hm!

哼！

? 唐僧:Wukong, in fact, I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get me some foods?

悟空，事實上，我也有一點餓了。你能給我去化點齋飯嗎？ ? 八戒: You see , master is hungry, too!你看，師父也餓了！

? 唐僧: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

八戒，不要忘了誰吃了我最后剩下的食物！? 沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away??

但是師父，如果猴哥走了妖怪來了??

? 唐僧: Em??.It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea?

呃??這是個問題。悟空，你有別的注意嗎？ ? 悟空: No problem!（B已躲在一旁偷看）

沒問題！? 八戒: This is??

這是??

? 悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

電網!我已經從師傅的書里學會了電能學。照這樣做。如果你們待在里面沒有妖怪能接近！? 唐僧: Em??Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!

呃??悟空，你變得越來越講科學了！阿彌陀佛，知識就是力量！? 悟空: Bye!(走)

拜！

? 唐僧: Let’s play cards!斗地主.mp

3我們打牌吧！

? 白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(變成B1)

呃，呃，電網？你們太幼稚了。? 白骨精: Can I join you? 我能加入嗎？

? 唐僧: I’m sorry, lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.抱歉，大媽。我們在玩斗地主，三個人就夠了！? 白骨精: Oh, Chance!Bomb!歐，機會！炸彈！? 唐僧: Bomb?(打出)炸彈

? 白骨精: Double King!王炸！

? 唐僧: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady, you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(準備開電網門)歐??我贏了！呃，女士，你是個高手。進來教我！? 悟空:(回來，看見B1)Oh, monster!

歐，妖怪！? 白骨精: Ah??

啊??

? 唐僧: Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

悟空！看你做了什么！他是我老師！? 悟空: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！? 唐僧: Nonsense!

胡說！

? 悟空: Oh, please don’t?? 歐，不要?? ? 唐僧: It’s too late!太晚了！

? 悟空: Please, Please, oh, no??

請，請，歐，不??

? 唐僧: Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，我對你很失望！

? 白骨精: Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)

呃！孫悟空，我給你點顏色看看！? 白骨精2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? 你好，看見我女兒了嗎？ ? 唐僧: Daughter？No, sorry!

女兒？對不起，沒看見！

? 白骨精2:Oh, my poor baby!What’s wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it? I can’t stand it!Why is it always me who gets hurt?

歐，我可憐的孩子！你這是怎么了？告訴我，誰殺了你？我受不了了！為什么受傷的總是我？ ? 悟空:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

妖怪，我要把你打入地獄！

? 八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧)師父，還好嗎？ ? 沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?

看，這是幾？

? 唐僧: Two?(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)

二??孫悟空，游戲結束！

? 白骨精3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?my daughter, my wife!Who did it? Once there was a true love at my hand , but I didn't treasure it.I didn't realize it until it was gone.There is nothing more miserable than it.If God can give me a chance to restart ,I'll tell the my wife and my daughter three words “I Love You”.If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be ten thousand years.蘆葦蕩-大話西游.mp3

歐??女兒，老伴！誰干的？曾經有一份真誠的愛情擺在我的面前，但是我沒有珍惜，等到了失去的時候才后悔莫及，塵世間最痛苦的事莫過于此。如果上天能夠給我一個再來一次的機會，我會對我妻子和女兒說三個字“我愛你”。如果非要在這份愛上加上一個期限，我希望是??一萬年 ? 悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

妖怪，我要殺了你！

? 白骨精3: Just kill me use your golden cudgel(金箍棒), don’t hesitate, please!Without my family, I don't wanna live any more.請不要猶豫，只管用你的金箍棒殺了我！如果沒了家庭，我再也不想活了！? 唐僧: You, you?(險些暈，八戒沙僧扶住)You have killed three lives!

你，你??你殺了三個人！

? 悟空: No, they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不，他們不是人類！他們是妖怪變的！

? 唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster!Never let me see you, go!妖怪？你才是真正的妖怪！再也別讓我看見你了，走！? 悟空:(悲，離去)人鬼情未了.MP3 ? 八戒: Master, brother Monkey is.......師父，猴哥他?? ? 唐僧: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

休提！不要再提那個家伙！

? 白骨精:(出現)Ha, ha, ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)

哈，哈，哈！? 唐僧:（驚）You are......你是??

? 白骨精: How foolish you are , Mr.Tang!(八戒沙僧去阻斗，被擊退)

唐僧你是那么愚蠢！

? 白骨精:(抓住唐僧)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha??

我會好好享受你的肉和血，哈，哈??

? 悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.一千年以后.? 唐僧: Wukong?

悟空？

? 八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!

歐，猴哥！

? 沙僧: Our hero is back!

我們的英雄回來了！

? 唐僧: I, I can't understand......What happened?

我，我想不明白??發生什么了？

? 悟空: Master, your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!師父，你的智商需要提高！這個妖怪變成三個樣子為了欺騙你！? 唐僧: How, how did you find it?

你是怎么發現的？

? 悟空:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)

??猴子的直覺

? 唐僧: Wukong(孫悟空不理唐僧)I admit my mistake this time(孫悟空仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)

悟空，我承認這次我錯怪了你，對不起！

? 悟空: What?

什么？ ? 唐僧: I'm sorry!

對不起!? 悟空: Em? Louder, please！

呃，請大點聲！

? 唐僧: I......am......sorry.....敢問路在何方.mp3

對??不??起?? ? 唐僧: Let's go guys!(歌)伙計們，走了！

? 悟空: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.你挑著擔，我牽著馬。

? 八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.等來了日出，送走晚霞。

? 沙僧: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.? 所有人: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.? 旁白: One after the other the seasons go by, and one after the other, the year go on?? You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.一番番春秋、冬夏??敢問路在何方？路在腳下。

? All（謝幕）: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......敢問路在何方？路在腳下。

第四篇：搞笑英文話劇劇本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文話劇劇本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆

B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)

S: Look,master(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?

E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(準備開電網門)

S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)

T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出現)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)

S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出現)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.....英語話劇劇本The Bus

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

5-6人英語劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學生活，關于愛和臭腳的故事。Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One

(Three female students are chatting on a bus.Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof.Two boys are sleeping in their seats.Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on.She looks at the seats.Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)

Old woman: There're no empty seats.I guess I'll have to stand.(The female students find the old woman not having a seat.They want to help her find one to sit in.)

Female student A: We should find a seat for her.Female student B: Right.Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.(The two boys continue to sleep.)Female student C: We should find a seat for her.Female students A & B: Yes.(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep.Female students A and B look at each other.Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)Female Student B: Hey!Can you give your seat to that old lady? Boy A:(wakes up)I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album.I'm very tired.I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady.(continues to sleep)Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.Boy B:(gets up suddenly)Ah!All:(startled)Ah!Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare.It was terrible.Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy B falls asleep.)Female student A: Hello!Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please.I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep.Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried.Female student B: The young man is really brash.Old woman: Thank you, young ladies!I'm OK!Don't think I'm an old woman.I am healthy.(makes a few kicks like a young man)

Female student C: Maybe we worry too much.The old lady's very healthy.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over.It makes Boy A wake up.)

Boy A: Oh!Are you OK? Old woman: Oh!Oh!My waist!

Boy A: You can take my seat.(helps the old woman to the seat)Female student C: Hmm.He just got his conscience.Female student A: Yeah!I was just about to say they got no manners.Female student B: Yeah.I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.Boy A: Hey!Watch your own manners.I've given her my seat.I'm really very tired.(At this time Boy B is embarrassed.He dares not continue to sleep.)Old woman: Thank you, young man.I'm old and useless.Boy B: Don't say that.If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A falls down.)Scene Two

(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats.Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing.The three girls continue to chat.Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)

Female student A: Oh!Who touched me?(turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her)It's you, right?

Boy A: What? Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait.I didn't do anything.Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right? Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person.(looks at Boy B)Hey… Is it you? Boy B:(confused and shakes his head)Not me.I was sleeping.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)Female student A:(angry)Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!Boy A: I didn't mean it.Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past.Boys in the past were all very polite.Now boys are reckless.Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her.Hurry!Boy A: Alright!Alright!(to female student A)I'm sorry.(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)Boy A: It's not my day today.Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women.And she's no nice woman.Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper.Time really changed.Boy B: Older people know more than us.Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day.For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.(Boys A and B don't know what to say.Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake.The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)Female student C:(surprised)You.....(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)Old woman: You have nice hips.Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.Female student B: Ah!Here we are.Let's get off.Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.(Female students get off the bus.)

Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange.(helps the old woman up)Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.Old woman:(feels Boy B's hand)You also have a pair of very fine hands.Boy B:(startled)What?

Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.Boy B: Let's go!

Old woman: Don't be shy, young man.I have held such kind of hand for a long time.(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)Old woman:(looks at Boy A)You're nice, too.Boy A: Hmm, good-bye.(gets off).

第五篇：搞笑英文話劇劇本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文話劇劇本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆

B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)

S: Look,master(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?

E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(準備開電網門)

S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)

T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出現)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)

S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出現)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......