第一篇：英語課前三分鐘用英語演講稿

2015課前三分鐘英語演講稿

演講稿一：課前三分鐘英語演講稿 good morning/afternoon!first thing first, i gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chance like that.trurh be told,i really got a little bit nervous before i stand right here ,so called stage fright.if you look specifically on me.you may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from pakinsons disease,and legs wobbling ,like i caught so-called ball leg.okay,lets stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.i really like to talk a funny story i have just heard.演講稿二：課前三分鐘英語演講稿

good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen！

i am glad to be here to share my opinions with all of you.my topic today is about internet.with the development of technology, more and more people are fond of using internet.it is particularly popular among young people.just like the coin has two sides, internet also has its own advantages and disadvantages.first of all, the internet has brought people great convenience in getting information, entertainment and contact with each other.as for our students, it is a useful tool when we meet problems.when we are tired, a piece of light music will help us relax.if we have free time, we can enjoy movies or interesting cartoons.whats more, we can also watch live programs on the internet or see it later if we are not available at that time.his fathers selling blood.when his father knelt down to beg him to return to school, he was too numb to show any regret.that s all , thank you!演講稿三：課前三分鐘英語演講稿——a brother like that a friend of mine named paul received an automobile from his brother as a christmas present.on christmas eve when paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.is this your car, mister? he said.paul nodded.my brother gave it to me for christmas.the boy was astounded.you mean your brother gave it to you and it didnt cost you nothing? boy, i wish...he hesitated.of course paul knew what he was going to wish for.he was going to wish he had a brother like that.but what the lad said jarred paul all the way down to his heels.i wish, the boy went on, that i could be a brother like that.paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, would you like to take a ride in my car? oh yes, id love that.after a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, mister, would you mind driving in front of my house? paul smiled a little.he thought he knew what the lad wanted.he wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile.but paul was wrong again.will you stop where those two steps are? the boy asked.there she is, buddy, just like i told you upstairs.his brother gave it to him for christmas and it didnt cost him a cent.and some day im gonna give you one just like it...then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the christmas windows that ive been trying to tell you about.paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car.the shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride.that christmas eve, paul learned what jesus meant when he said: it is more blessed to give...演講稿四：課前三分鐘英語演講稿——girls are the bosses have you ever watched the famous cartoonhappy sheep and gray wolf,which captures the hearts of millions of kids and even teenagers.according to a report by cnn in 2015,women in the us earned 59 percent of all college degrees,surpassing men by almost 3 to 2.while in 1970,41 years ago,men earned that percentage of all college degrees.similarly, in china,its estimated that female college students surpassed male students in numbers on campus for the first time in history in 2015,which accounts for 51%.although we,the students in whut,cant feel it,because the majority here are males.but think about the fact that,the female ratio of freshmen in huazhong normal university this year is 70%.so next time,when youre free,why not go to huazhong normal university,just walk around the campus,and you will enjoy a different scenery.back to our topic, gu haibing,professor in the school of econmics at renmin university of china,attributes this to the education system.he says girls gain the edge with their better discipline and memory-based studying method however , a gender imbalance on campus caused by female students outperforming their male counterparts reflects a global trend.furthermore,as we have known, madame curie is one of the greatest scientists around the world,and she is a woman;iron lady margaret thatcher is the one of the most prominent politician,and she is a woman;oprah winfrey is the household hostess of talk show,and she is a woman.and examples like this can be taken endlessly as you want.再談課前三分鐘英語演講

大家記得今天是什么日子嗎？

是啊，半個多世紀前，1935年的今天，當中華民族處在內憂外患、生死存亡的時刻，是誰熱血澎湃、挺身而出？是和你們一樣的青年學生！再看看近一個世紀前，當中國的神圣領土被侵占割讓，是誰挺身高呼“還我河山”，書寫了一章劃時代歷史意義的“五四運動!還是和你們一樣的青年學生！在戰火硝煙的歲月，多少愛國青年和學生，為了祖國的前途和命運，不得不棄筆從戎，馳騁疆場，用鮮血和生命，換來了今天的和平與安寧。

當今的中國不再是過去的中國，他已經昂起頭，挺起胸，他敢對強權說不，他能讓對手感受“威脅”；世人開始仰視她了。我們能譜寫航天神話，能創造奧運壯舉，能團結一致，戰勝最猛烈的自然災害，能眾志成城，高奏一曲又一曲改革的勝利凱歌！有人在驚呼：未來屬于中國。

我們為之驕傲的同時，必須清醒的意識到，雖然沒有了戰火硝煙，卻又和平演變，有內政干涉，有主權挑釁，有經濟遏制，更有內外分裂勢力的勾結等等。這些不安定因素將長期存在，會隨時趁虛而入。

同學們，中國未來的靠誰支撐？不靠別人，要靠在座的你們年輕一代！要讓中國站在世界之巔靠誰？靠你們！要讓五星紅旗高高飄揚靠誰？靠你們！年輕的朋友們，為中華之崛起發憤圖強吧！為了我們的先烈，為了祖國的明天，讓我們全體起立高歌一曲“歌唱祖國”！

（合唱）五星紅旗迎風飄揚，勝利歌聲多么響亮。歌唱我們親愛的祖國，從此走向繁榮富強。?? do you remember what date is it today? yes.more than half a century ago, the same time of today in 1935, when china was in trouble from both inside and outside, being at the edge of life and death, who was it that, excited with boiling blood, bravely stood out? it’s young students like you!again about a hundred years ago, when chinese territory was invaded and seized, who was it that stood up, roaring with anger: give back my land!again young students like you, who added a histoy-making page of may 4th movement in chinese history!during the years of killings and fightings, countless number of students, for the sake of a bright china, had to give up their learning and marched toward the battle fields.they sacreficed their blood and life for the peaceful world which we have today.while we are priding ourselves on this, we must be clearly conscious that though there is no longer smoke of gunpowder, we face peaceful evoluation, police interference, sovereign right provocation, economic sanctions, and moreover the gang-up of splittists from home and abroad.these hidden unsafe factors will long be existing and slip in unnoticed at any possible time.boys and girls, who will support china’s future? nobody else but you young generation!who will let china stand on top of the world? nobody else but you!who will keep five-star flag flying high against the blue sky? nobody else but you!young friends, be firm and be strong!for our pioneers, for our future, let’s sing together the song “in praise of our motherland”!??篇三：英語課前3分鐘演講資料大全

媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎？還著什么急呀？英語笑話：要求加薪 asking for a raiseat the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing.he closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer office.after listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（瘋狂的）screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的）laughter, pleading and gunshots.when i finally opened the door and passed the managers secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again? 我在一家之聲工作。經理把我叫進他的辦公室，讓我預試一下我們準備購買的一套新的音響 效果設備。他關上門，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。聽了幾個常規的音響效果后，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀 求聲和槍聲。最后我開門出去，從經理秘書旁邊經過時，她抬起頭問道：又要求加薪了？英語笑話：fish net 魚網can you tell me what fish net is made, ann? a lot of little holes tied together with strings.replied the little girl.2 ?二者皆是，孩子，皆是。?the child returns a few minutes later and says, daddy, is michael jackson god?孩子過了一會倒回來說：?爸爸，上帝是邁克杰克遜嗎？?【每日一樂】男生永遠不會說的八句話8 things youll never hear a man say 8)here honey, you use the remote.給，親愛的，你來用遙控器吧。7)you know, id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.你知道，我也愿意再跟她約會，但她的胸部實在太大了！6)ooh, antonio banderas and brad pitt? thats one movie i gotta see!哦！安東尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部電影！5)while im up, can i get you anything?我起身的時候，要幫你（順手）拿點兒什么嗎？ 4)sex isnt that important, sometimes i just want to be held.性不是那么重要，有時候我只想和你擁抱。3)aww, forget monday night football, lets watch melrose place.哦！星期一晚上看什么足球賽啊，我們來看《飛躍情海》吧！（女生超愛的電視連續劇。）2)hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.4 嘿，你試穿的時候我來幫你拿包包。

第二篇：課前三分鐘英語演講稿

媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎？還著什么急呀？英語笑話：要求加薪 asking for a raiseat the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing.he closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer office.after listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（瘋狂的）screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的）laughter, pleading and gunshots.when i finally opened the door and passed the managers secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again? 我在一家之聲工作。經理把我叫進他的辦公室，讓我預試一下我們準備購買的一套新的音響 效果設備。他關上門，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。聽了幾個常規的音響效果后，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀 求聲和槍聲。最后我開門出去，從經理秘書旁邊經過時，她抬起頭問道：又要求加薪了？英語笑話：fish net 魚網can you tell me what fish net is made, ann? a lot of little holes tied together with strings.replied the little girl.2 ?二者皆是，孩子，皆是。?the child returns a few minutes later and says, daddy, is michael jackson god?孩子過了一會倒回來說：?爸爸，上帝是邁克杰克遜嗎？?【每日一樂】男生永遠不會說的八句話8 things youll never hear a man say 8)here honey, you use the remote.給，親愛的，你來用遙控器吧。7)you know, id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.你知道，我也愿意再跟她約會，但她的胸部實在太大了！6)ooh, antonio banderas and brad pitt? thats one movie i gotta see!哦！安東尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部電影！5)while im up, can i get you anything?我起身的時候，要幫你（順手）拿點兒什么嗎？ 4)sex isnt that important, sometimes i just want to be held.性不是那么重要，有時候我只想和你擁抱。3)aww, forget monday night football, lets watch melrose place.哦！星期一晚上看什么足球賽啊，我們來看《飛躍情海》吧！（女生超愛的電視連續劇。）2)hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.4 嘿，你試穿的時候我來幫你拿包包。1)we never talk anymore.人家再也不跟你說話了啦！no.1 a helping hand a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and p ut his head out the window to check.as he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.he looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.is this yours? he asked.she said, yes, could you bring it up? and the man agreed.on arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink.as she was very attractive he agreed.shortly afterwards she said, im abou t to have dinner.theres plenty.would you like to join me? he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.as the eve ning was drawing to a close the lady said, ive had a marvelous evening.w ould you like to stay the night? the man hesitated then said, do you act like this with every man you meet?5篇二：2015課前三分鐘英語演講稿 2015課前三分鐘英語演講稿 演講稿一：課前三分鐘英語演講稿 good morning/afternoon!first thing first, i gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chance like that.trurh be told,i really got a little bit nervous before i stand right here ,so called stage fright.if you look specifically on me.you may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from pakinsons disease,and legs wobbling ,like i caught so-called ball leg.okay,lets stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.i really like to talk a funny story i have just heard.演講稿二：課前三分鐘英語演講稿 good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen！i am glad to be here to share my opinions with all of you.my topic today is about internet.with the development of technology, more and more people are fond of using internet.it is particularly popular among young people.just like the coin has two sides, internet also has its own advantages and disadvantages.first of all, the internet has brought people great convenience in getting information, entertainment and contact with each other.as for our students, it is a useful tool when we meet problems.when we are tired, a piece of light music will help us relax.if we have free time, we can enjoy movies or interesting cartoons.whats more, we can also watch live programs on the internet or see it later if we are not available at that time.his fathers selling blood.when his father knelt down to beg him to return to school, he was too numb to show any regret.that s all , thank you!演講稿三：課前三分鐘英語演講稿——a brother like that a friend of mine named paul received an automobile from his brother as a christmas present.on christmas eve when paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.is this your car, mister? he said.paul nodded.my brother gave it to me for christmas.the boy was astounded.you mean your brother gave it to you and it didnt cost you nothing? boy, i wish...he hesitated.of course paul knew what he was going to wish for.he was going to wish he had a brother like that.but what the lad said jarred paul all the way down to his heels.i wish, the boy went on, that i could be a brother like that.paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, would you like to take a ride in my car? oh yes, id love that.after a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, mister, would you mind driving in front of my house? paul smiled a little.he thought he knew what the lad wanted.he wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile.but paul was wrong again.will you stop where those two steps are? the boy asked.there she is, buddy, just like i told you upstairs.his brother gave it to him for christmas and it didnt cost him a cent.and some day im gonna give you one just like it...then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the christmas windows that ive been trying to tell you about.paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car.the shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride.that christmas eve, paul learned what jesus meant when he said: it is more blessed to give...演講稿四：課前三分鐘英語演講稿——girls are the bosses have you ever watched the famous cartoonhappy sheep and gray wolf,which captures the hearts of millions of kids and even teenagers.according to a report by cnn in 2015,women in the us earned 59 percent of all college degrees,surpassing men by almost 3 to 2.while in 1970,41 years ago,men earned that percentage of all college degrees.similarly, in china,its estimated that female college students surpassed male students in numbers on campus for the first time in history in 2015,which accounts for 51%.although we,the students in whut,cant feel it,because the majority here are males.but think about the fact that,the female ratio of freshmen in huazhong normal university this year is 70%.so next time,when youre free,why not go to huazhong normal university,just walk around the campus,and you will enjoy a different scenery.back to our topic, gu haibing,professor in the school of econmics at renmin university of china,attributes this to the education system.he says girls gain the edge with their better discipline and memory-based studying method however , a gender imbalance on campus caused by female students outperforming their male counterparts reflects a global trend.furthermore,as we have known, madame curie is one of the greatest scientists around the world,and she is a woman;iron lady margaret thatcher is the one of the most prominent politician,and she is a woman;oprah winfrey is the household hostess of talk show,and she is a woman.and examples like this can be taken endlessly as you want.再談課前三分鐘英語演講

大家記得今天是什么日子嗎？

是啊，半個多世紀前，1935年的今天，當中華民族處在內憂外患、生死存亡的時刻，是誰熱血澎湃、挺身而出？是和你們一樣的青年學生！再看看近一個世紀前，當中國的神圣領土被侵占割讓，是誰挺身高呼“還我河山”，書寫了一章劃時代歷史意義的“五四運動!還是和你們一樣的青年學生！在戰火硝煙的歲月，多少愛國青年和學生，為了祖國的前途和命運，不得不棄筆從戎，馳騁疆場，用鮮血和生命，換來了今天的和平與安寧。

當今的中國不再是過去的中國，他已經昂起頭，挺起胸，他敢對強權說不，他能讓對手感受“威脅”；世人開始仰視她了。我們能譜寫航天神話，能創造奧運壯舉，能團結一致，戰勝最猛烈的自然災害，能眾志成城，高奏一曲又一曲改革的勝利凱歌！有人在驚呼：未來屬于中國。

我們為之驕傲的同時，必須清醒的意識到，雖然沒有了戰火硝煙，卻又和平演變，有內政干涉，有主權挑釁，有經濟遏制，更有內外分裂勢力的勾結等等。這些不安定因素將長期存在，會隨時趁虛而入。

同學們，中國未來的靠誰支撐？不靠別人，要靠在座的你們年輕一代！要讓中國站在世界之巔靠誰？靠你們！要讓五星紅旗高高飄揚靠誰？靠你們！年輕的朋友們，為中華之崛起發憤圖強吧！為了我們的先烈，為了祖國的明天，讓我們全體起立高歌一曲“歌唱祖國”！（合唱）五星紅旗迎風飄揚，勝利歌聲多么響亮。歌唱我們親愛的祖國，從此走向繁榮富強。

第三篇：2015課前三分鐘英語演講稿

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Good morning/afternoon!

first thing first, i gotta say,wow,it's funny thing to be given a chance like that.trurh be told,i really got a little bit nervous before i stand right here ,so called 'stage fright'.if you look specifically on me.you may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from pakinson's disease,and legs wobbling ,like i caught so-called ball leg.okay,let's stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.i really like to talk a funny story i have just heard.a lady called lucy emigrated to united states several years ago.her spoken english is not that fluent.and one day,she is just sitting on the couch with his u.s friends mandy watching sit-com.a noise of bump had the attention of mandy,which led her to go out of the house trying to figure out what had happened.can you imagine that mandy go straight out with merely a sweater.so lucy shouted at her,“lucy ,turn your clothes on.” what suprised her most,beyond her wildest imagination, is that almost all the male in this country took their head out of the window.admittedly,lucy made a mistake here.the word spitted means mandy is totally naked to the reason that male looked out of the window.the right sentence shall be,“put your clothing on.”the story inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between eastern and western culture.that's full of it,thank you for your time!

第四篇：課前三分鐘演講稿英語簡單（模版）

2015英語課前3分鐘演講稿

演講稿一：英語課前3分鐘演講稿

honorable judges, distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen: it is a great honor and pleasure to be here on this beautiful saturday morning to share with you my sentiments about life and passion for the english language.about a year and a half ago, i took part in my very first english speech contest.when i stood before the microphone with all eyes starring directly at me, i could hardly speak.i stood there, embarrassed and helpless, struggling in vain for the right thing to say.my fears had paralyzed me.as it turned out, my dear old professor was right.now, here i am, once again standing before a microphone.my heart is beating fast, and my mouth is dry, but most importantly, i have faced my fears--and that makes all the difference!thank you.演講稿二：英語課前3分鐘演講稿

good morning/evening/afternoon, ladies and gentlemen : today, my speech is about talents,in my opionion, talents are indispensable in nowadays society.as is known to all that the fight among countries is actually the fight among talents.in aerospace make the world see chinese manned spacecraft flying.talents in sports make china rank the first in the olympic games......to sum up, talents will play a more and more impoetant role in the world, if one country intends to flourish, he must foster talents as many as they can ,thats all,thank you.演講稿三：英語課前3分鐘演講稿 we are willing to bury the reality of the cruelty and injustice, we are our parents, our elders could not understand some of the practice of life, we do not understand why they like to do ah.it is our wish too much too young to bury social experience.attitude of life when we are not deep.down we love fantasy, love to dream of behavior, we need to do one for the people and human progremake a difference.to our actions to prove that we have!演講稿四：英語課前3分鐘演講稿

whatever one does, one should do it with confidence.if one has no confidence, there is little possibility that one would ever achieve anything, especially when one篇二：2015課前三分鐘英語演講稿 2015課前三分鐘英語演講稿

演講稿一：課前三分鐘英語演講稿 good morning/afternoon!first thing first, i gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chance like that.trurh be told,i really got a little bit nervous before i stand right here ,so called stage fright.if you look specifically on me.you may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from pakinsons disease,and legs wobbling ,like i caught so-called ball leg.okay,lets stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.i really like to talk a funny story i have just heard.演講稿二：課前三分鐘英語演講稿

good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen！i am glad to be here to share my opinions with all of you.my topic today is about internet.with the development of technology, more and more people are fond of using internet.it is particularly popular among young people.just like the coin has two sides, internet also has its own advantages and disadvantages.first of all, the internet has brought people great convenience in getting information, entertainment and contact with each other.as for our students, it is a useful tool when we meet problems.when we are tired, a piece of light music will help us relax.if we have free time, we can enjoy movies or interesting cartoons.whats more, we can also watch live programs on the internet or see it later if we are not available at that time.his fathers selling blood.when his father knelt down to beg him to return to school, he was too numb to show any regret.that s all , thank you!演講稿三：課前三分鐘英語演講稿——a brother like that a friend of mine named paul received an automobile from his brother as a christmas present.on christmas eve when paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.is this your car, mister? he said.paul nodded.my brother gave it to me for christmas.the boy was astounded.you mean your brother gave it to you and it didnt cost you nothing? boy, i wish...he hesitated.of course paul knew what he was going to wish for.he was going to wish he had a brother like that.but what the lad said jarred paul all the way down to his heels.i wish, the boy went on, that i could be a brother like that.paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, would you like to take a ride in my car? oh yes, id love that.after a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, mister, would you mind driving in front of my house? paul smiled a little.he thought he knew what the lad wanted.he wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile.but paul was wrong again.will you stop where those two steps are? the boy asked.there she is, buddy, just like i told you upstairs.his brother gave it to him for christmas and it didnt cost him a cent.and some day im gonna give you one just like it...then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the christmas windows that ive been trying to tell you about.paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car.the shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride.that christmas eve, paul learned what jesus meant when he said: it is more blessed to give...演講稿四：課前三分鐘英語演講稿——girls are the bosses have you ever watched the famous cartoonhappy sheep and gray wolf,which captures the hearts of millions of kids and even teenagers.according to a report by cnn in 2015,women in the us earned 59 percent of all college degrees,surpassing men by almost 3 to 2.while in 1970,41 years ago,men earned that percentage of all college degrees.similarly, in china,its estimated that female college students surpassed male students in numbers on campus for the first time in history in 2015,which accounts for 51%.although we,the students in whut,cant feel it,because the majority here are males.but think about the fact that,the female ratio of freshmen in huazhong normal university this year is 70%.so next time,when youre free,why not go to huazhong normal university,just walk around the campus,and you will enjoy a different scenery.back to our topic, gu haibing,professor in the school of econmics at renmin university of china,attributes this to the education system.he says girls gain the edge with their better discipline and memory-based studying method however , a gender imbalance on campus caused by female students outperforming their male counterparts reflects a global trend.furthermore,as we have known, madame curie is one of the greatest scientists around the world,and she is a woman;iron lady margaret thatcher is the one of the most prominent politician,and she is a woman;oprah winfrey is the household hostess of talk show,and she is a woman.and examples like this can be taken endlessly as you want.媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎？還著什么急呀？英語笑話：要求加薪 asking for a raiseat the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing.he closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer office.after listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（瘋狂的）screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的）laughter, pleading and gunshots.when i finally opened the door and passed the managers secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again? 我在一家之聲工作。經理把我叫進他的辦公室，讓我預試一下我們準備購買的一套新的音響 效果設備。他關上門，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。聽了幾個常規的音響效果后，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀 求聲和槍聲。最后我開門出去，從經理秘書旁邊經過時，她抬起頭問道：又要求加薪了？英語笑話：fish net 魚網can you tell me what fish net is made, ann? a lot of little holes tied together with strings.replied the little girl.2 ?二者皆是，孩子，皆是。?the child returns a few minutes later and says, daddy, is michael jackson god?孩子過了一會倒回來說：?爸爸，上帝是邁克杰克遜嗎？?【每日一樂】男生永遠不會說的八句話8 things youll never hear a man say 8)here honey, you use the remote.給，親愛的，你來用遙控器吧。7)you know, id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.你知道，我也愿意再跟她約會，但她的胸部實在太大了！6)ooh, antonio banderas and brad pitt? thats one movie i gotta see!哦！安東尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部電影！5)while im up, can i get you anything?我起身的時候，要幫你（順手）拿點兒什么嗎？ 4)sex isnt that important, sometimes i just want to be held.性不是那么重要，有時候我只想和你擁抱。3)aww, forget monday night football, lets watch melrose place.哦！星期一晚上看什么足球賽啊，我們來看《飛躍情海》吧！（女生超愛的電視連續劇。）2)hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.4 嘿，你試穿的時候我來幫你拿包包。

第五篇：2016英語課前三分鐘演講稿

2016英語課前三分鐘演講稿

asweknow,youhavetolearnhowtoflymuchmoreindependentlyinsteadofunderyourparents’considerateprotectionwhenyougetintocollege,whichalsomeansyouwillcomeacrossenormousquestionsthatshouldbesolvedbyyourself.frommypointofview,thosemainproblemscanfallintothreeparts.firstofall,thecomplicatedrelationship.foronething,youhavetoknowhowculturaldifferencesfunctioninyourrelationshipandrespectthem.inaddition,collegestudentsspendlesstimestudyingtogetherowingtodifferentcourses’choosing,whichrequiresustodevotemoreenergytobuildingrelationship.fortheotherthing,itisalsovitaltocommunicatewithyourparentsoftenbyusingmobilephonesorothertools.secondly,thetemptations.thecollegeservesusamorerelaxedenvironmentmixedwithothertemptationssuchastheinternet,alcoholsandsoon.what’smore,thecollegeteacherswon’tcompelyoutostudylikebefore,youdozeofforplaycellphoneinclass,andyoufleeupthemorningclassbecauseyougetuptoolate.suchtoofrequentbehaviorswillcrippleyourpassionandenthusiasmtowardslife,soitisessentialforustoresistthesetemptationsandinsistpursuingourowngoals.thirdly,thebalancebetweenstudyandwork.mostofuswillchoosetotakeaparttimejobtoearntheextramoneyorjusttoexerciseourselves.butitissignificanttokeeparelativelybalancedrelationshipbetweenthemsinceialwaysregardthestudyasourmaintask,somyprincipleisadjustingworktofollowthescheduleofstudy.inconclusion,whateverissueswemeetormiserieswesufferfrom,confrontthehashrealityheadon,whatwecandoisrememberingthepast,livinginthepresentandlookingforwardtothefuture.