第一篇：校園10分鐘短劇劇本

校園10分鐘短劇劇本

<<錯位>> 編劇：黃金黃

序幕

風(fēng)景秀麗的校園全景（搖攝），在校園的一條小道上，（全景）蔣文明在一邊慢慢的走路一邊專心的看書（近景-定格）。吳德在雙杠邊玩耍（全景），玩了幾個動作（近景-定格）。用快速的疊加閃過他們兩人的畫面后推出片名《錯位》及字幕。[30秒]

一：小道上。

蔣文明在一邊慢慢的走路一邊專心的看書。好象外界與他無關(guān)，傳來聲音（男，蔣文明，文明......），他好象沒有聽見似的，他半天回頭看見一離去的背影（遠景）。回頭仍在看自己的書，又一同學(xué)張悅從他身邊走過并叫他（全景）。[30秒] 二：雙杠處

吳德在雙杠上玩動作，很用心的鍛煉，不小心的碰到與蔣文明打招呼過來的同學(xué)張悅，向她道歉對不起，不好意思并做動作（全景）。[15秒] 三：校園道路上

農(nóng)村女孩馬芳提著包走來，她東看看，西看看的，好像在找什么又不像在找什么。馬芳看到了蔣文明很慢的上梯子（遠景），就很快的跟上了蔣文明（全景）。

馬芳（很不標(biāo)準(zhǔn)的普通話，聲音底沉的）：同---同學(xué)，請問一下，C棟宿舍從那里走啊。

蔣文明眼睛沒有離開過書本（全景）。

馬芳：（蔣文明向前走，馬芳跟上去繼續(xù)問）：同---同---同學(xué)，請問一下，C棟宿舍從那里可以走啊（特寫與全景）。

蔣文明（輕輕的，不耐煩的回頭）：從后面往前走（全景）。

馬芳（向后看了看）：麻煩同學(xué)了。有三條叉道（全景）。女孩無奈的回頭再想問一下蔣文明，已經(jīng)走到前面去了（遠景）。

馬芳向前走了去（遠景）。

吳德從雙杠處走了過來，他一邊走一邊往回看被他撞的那個同學(xué)，一不小心正好碰上了走過來的馬芳，把她手里的包給碰掉了，吳德一邊幫她揀包一邊說：“對不起對不起”（全景）。

馬芳問吳德：哎---同---同學(xué)，請問一下,馬華住在那里？

吳德（笑著說，并做手勢）：哦，我不知道。他住哪個宿舍？

馬芳拿出了一張紙遞給吳德：C棟5樓2號（特寫）。

吳德：哦，我?guī)闳グ桑ㄖ芯埃?/p>

說完就幫馬芳提起包就往前走去。馬芳跟著走過去。（C撞樓的牌子特寫）。

C棟5樓2號門（特寫）吳德敲門，門開了，馬華把門打開拿著一本書。

馬芳大叫了一聲“哥哥”。

馬芳回頭對吳德：麻煩你了，真是太麻煩你了。

吳德：沒有沒有。

馬芳進了屋里，吳德轉(zhuǎn)身離去。傳來一聲關(guān)門聲。[90秒] 四：道路上

蔣文明還在看書（遠景）。

吳德走著，手機響了。吳德慌忙的掏出手機來接電話（特寫）。

電話：吳德，你干什么去了，現(xiàn)在還不來，我們等了好一會了。

吳德（急促的）：對不起，對不起，我馬上到。

電話：快點，快點，我們就等你了。

電話掛了的嘟嘟聲。吳德慌忙收好電話，就向教學(xué)樓跑了過來，（跟拍）。

吳德的快跑與蔣文明的慢慢看書（銀幕分割法。全景拍攝）。

兩人在同一畫面中出現(xiàn)。

跑到蔣文明身邊的時候，蔣文明剛好轉(zhuǎn)了一下身體。吳德就把蔣文明的書從他手中給撞飛出去了（跟拍書飛出去）。

吳德急忙停下來慌忙回身揀書（全景）。

蔣文明（沉著臉，大聲的，用手指著揀書的吳德）：你小子去投胎，沒有長眼睛，跑這么快去找死，順便吐了一口痰，他媽的沒有看到老子在看書......吳德（慌忙的揀起書來，輕輕的吹了吹）：對不起，對不起，我真有點急，沒有注意到你是在看書，實在對不起，給你書（吳德把書遞給蔣文明）。

蔣文明（面無表情的伸手去接）：你他媽的下次小心點。

吳德：實在不好意思。他看了一眼那本書（特寫）書名《八榮八恥手冊》。吳德用驚訝的眼光看著蔣文明（特寫、淡出）[90秒] 五：演講會場

“學(xué)習(xí)八榮八恥，樹立社會主義榮辱觀”演講比賽主題。（特寫、淡入）

蔣文明在演講（激昂的）：我們通過學(xué)習(xí)，知道樹立社會主義榮辱觀必須從自己做起，從小事做起，比如：在同學(xué)，朋友需要幫助的時候做一些力所能及的事情，不說臟話，講究衛(wèi)生等。而相對于較高的道德標(biāo)準(zhǔn)，我們一時達不到也并非壞事，而是要從言行一致開始，通過我們不斷的努力，不斷提高自己的道德境界。從而樹立崇高的社會主義榮辱觀。（從近景推到蔣文明的眼睛特寫）。

掌聲響起。（淡出）[30秒]

六：道路上

從蔣文明的眼睛特寫到他們的全景（淡入）。

吳德：哦，這不是獲得“學(xué)習(xí)八榮八恥，樹立社會主義榮辱觀”演講比賽第一名的蔣文明嗎？（聲音拖長）。

有幾個學(xué)生從他們身邊走過，看了他們幾眼。

蔣文明從吳德手中狠狠的拿過書后，哼了一聲，向前走了。

吳德呆呆的看著蔣文明走過的身影。

吳德的電話又響了他才回過神來，跑走了。[25秒] 七：操場上

吳德與幾位同學(xué)說笑著走過來。

操場的邊上，蔣文明與團委書記在說話。

吳德看到了那位農(nóng)村女孩她哥哥走了過來，笑著與她們打招呼。

她們也看到了吳德們，農(nóng)村女孩與她哥哥跟吳德們打招呼（全景）。

當(dāng)兩個女孩走到他們身邊的時候，看到了蔣文明與團委書記（遠景）。

傳來他們的談話聲音，慢慢的拉近。

團委書記（語重心長的）：文明啊，你代表我們學(xué)校這次參加全省的“社會主義榮辱觀”演講比賽，我們學(xué)校這次活動就靠你啦。但是你一定要記住，把握好八榮八恥里面的道德中心啊。

蔣文明（胸有成竹的拍了拍胸脯）：是的書記，我一定牢記你的話，一定把握好道德這個中心，為我們學(xué)校爭光。（中景）（推遠，吳德等人進入畫面）

馬芳看著蔣文明與團委書記，再看看吳德，吳德也看了看馬芳。

他們互相看了一眼，打過招呼后，笑著以蔣文明與團委書記的地方為中心向兩個不同的方向走去（全景）。兩人內(nèi)心獨白（他們離開畫面后）：好一個一定把握好道德這個中心的人啊。

由全景推近蔣文明與團委書記，慢慢的推出蔣文明手中的書名“榮”字（定格），在切換到“恥”字（定格）。后快閃出“劇終”字及字幕。[150秒

英語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》

第二篇：短劇劇本

小紅帽英文小劇本 Little Red Riding Hood

第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum：(媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌紫的水果放在籃子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!Mum：（親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye.Darling.第二場：在路上

(一陣輕快的音樂遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找東西狀,東張西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma?s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma.But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We? re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma?s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三場：Grandma家 Grandma：（喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now.(做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma? s house?(高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it?s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It?s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(邊說邊起床)Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊)Grandma , I?ll eat you.Grandma：（驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I?ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音)Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It?s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh!What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look!What a big hands? Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It?s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：(一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where?s the wolf? Look!A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(發(fā)出呼呼的響聲)Hunter：(端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside.I must be hurry．(從桌紫拿起剪刀，舉起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma：(從桌紫拿來針線)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)Grandma： I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起槍)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(邊跑邊說)Help!Don?t shot me!Hunter：（開槍）Bang, bang!Wolf：(應(yīng)聲倒下)Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

Global warming A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B． C.D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A.First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B.I think it?s the problem of environment pollution.A.It?s related to our correct answer.But it isn?t correct one.B.Is it the problem of population increasing? A.No.C.Oh.I got it.It?s global warming.A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……

B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it?s global cooling!

A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn?t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?

C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming? B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.C.Surely, we don?t want that will happen.A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?

B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees C.When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A.Ok.Students, we can?t only speak but not do later.Let us go planting trees.D.Oh, teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it?s tree-planting day!A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!

A.That is good.I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.《白雪公主》英語話劇劇本

SW-白雪公主Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人P-白馬王子 D-小矮人音樂起，旁白

A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much;the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess.Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn?t love the new queen, because she was cruel.One day, In the king?s palace:----白雪出場

S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音樂起，皇后、魔鏡出場

Q: I am a queen , I?m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who?s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white.獵人出場

H: Yes, my queen 音樂起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃

S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please!白雪順利脫逃后

S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.D: 1Look, somebody ate my food----2Somebody drank my water----3Someone is sleeping now----4What a beautiful girl!----小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話 5How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!D:（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too----6 welcome to our house!----7Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let?s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.皇后、魔鏡出場

Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who?s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!

音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!

白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead!Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭

Snow white wake up, wake up… 音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場

P: A beautiful girl!She shall be my queen!王子喚醒公主，公主醒了

P：Wake up!Wake up , my queen!S.w: Thank you for your help!P: My pleasure!音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞

音樂起，7個小矮人出場，Big words of western tour（大話西游）

Chapter 1 Site：The wedding

Characters:牛魔王、至尊寶、紫霞、小妖 Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it? 牛：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She?s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!(至尊寶從后臺走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!My brother!Come here!This is my brother.(牛深情地轉(zhuǎn)向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to me.I think I ?ve fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora?s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!牛：What? 妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!至：What?s this? Really?

妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(劍從至的懷中落下)妖：Magic Sword? 牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾劍)紫：It?s not true!It?s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa……(牛驚慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

Chapter 2 Site: Bull King?s back garden

Characters: 至尊寶、紫霞（至跑過來，突然看到紫獨自坐在臺階上，于是走過來）

至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽劍，指向至。兩人定格，至走出來，獨白)至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly.Because I?ve decided to tell lies, I?ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!紫：I?ll kill you if you come closer!

至：You should kill me!Kill me!I?d found my best love, but I didn?t treasure her.I left regretful after that.It?s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don?t hesitate!If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to give a time limit, I?ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!（紫長嘆，拋劍，拾劍，抱劍）紫：What can you tell your wife? 至：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora?s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can?t get the box back.I …… 紫：I help you!至：No, it?s dangerous!紫：You don?t want to? 至：I do!But ……

紫：I trust you!I?ll get the Pandora?s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.(豬喊)至：Let me do something to my boss first.See you tonight.（依依不舍）Aside: The night …… Chapter 3 Site: Dungeon

Characters: 至尊寶、豬八戒、沙僧、唐僧 豬和沙：Master, master(兩人同時悄聲說)豬：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I won?t go.豬和沙：Stay here? Why? 唐：There?re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures.This is because we?re not united enough.So we let the devils do bad to us.That?s fine.This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me;the outside world is just a bigger prison.You go out first.I have something to tell him.(豬和沙下)唐：You come in and have a sit!至：To be honest, I?m not your disciple.I don?t want to be your disciple.Master I know you?re a good guy.Please let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”? 至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?

唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……

(唐唱Only you)至：Stop.Stop.I can?t take this anymore, please stop …… 唐：Ohoh ……

至：Damn you, you … I?ve said I can?t take this anymore.Don?t disturb or I?ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me.Life and death are very minor.When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.Namonitabhaya …(至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders? Cave with the Grapes.Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who?s cut open won?t die at once.He can still see.So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.After the Monkey King?s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …

Chapter 4 Site: The Hole of Waterfall

Characters: 至尊寶、觀音 至：Goddess.I?m about to understand your words.I used my eyes to see in the past.What I was dying.I started using my heart to see this world.Then I could see all things clearly.That girl …h(huán)as left a drop of tear in my heart.I felt her sorrow.觀：Have you given up all things in human world? 至：Yes!Life and death is just minor!…… But I don?t understand why can human?s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years.What hatred is it? 觀：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.觀：I want to warn you again.After wearing the gold ring, you?re no longer a normal human.You can?t have human desires anymore.If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller.It?s very uncomfortable.至：OK.觀：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say? 至：I had had found my best love, but I didn?t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It?s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.

第三篇：校園dv短劇的劇本

場景天天娛樂報社

娛樂記者吳能正坐在椅子上翹著二郎腿在打鼾。

電腦里正放著催眠曲《月亮代表我的心》。

攝影師黃鳴正對著美女記者何靜不停地拍照：“一二三四，再笑一次，換個姿勢，再來一次！OK！”

何靜扭著腰，向鏡頭獻出飛吻：“親愛的，這是我的初吻哦！我把它獻給你！”

黃鳴按下按扭：“OK！你太迷人了！”

周圍的同事多半耳朵里都塞著耳機，聽著音樂。

主編葉水（走了過來）：“你們都在干什么！干什么！不好好工作就知道聽音樂，你們以為這里是唱片公司嗎？”

安麗摘掉耳機：“主編，你有事嗎？”

葉水一見到美女，語氣溫柔了起來：“你們能不能下班后再聽音樂啊！現(xiàn)在是工作時間！”

安麗指著酣睡的吳能：“他天天睡覺，打呼嚕的聲音都超過我耳膜的承受極限了！主編，我們生活在水深火熱之中啊！如果再不讓我們聽音樂，我們只有放棄這塊土地了！”

葉水瞪著吳能，走了過去，猛地拍拍桌子：“起床了！豬吳能！”

吳能：“別叫我，猜我夢見誰了！我夢見邁克爾杰克遜了！他教我跳太空舞，哈哈哈哈！”

葉水猛地揪起吳能，用最大的嗓音吼道：“我就是邁克爾杰克遜！睜開眼！看著我！”

吳能睜開眼，尖叫著：“不！你不是！”

葉水：“我是上帝！我現(xiàn)在命令你立即出去工作！要在不找到有爆炸性的娛樂新聞，我一定讓你去見邁克爾杰克遜！出去！”

場景 別墅

明星江靜正在保鏢張虎的保護下走進別墅，旁邊的娛樂記者一擁而上。

張虎：“退后！退后！”

吳能擠上前：“張虎，看在咱倆這么多年的交情上，你就通融一下，讓我采訪一下這位演藝界的影后江靜小姐！我是她的鐵桿粉絲！”

張虎低聲說道：“我會安排的！不過我的報酬可不能少哦！”

吳能：“你和我的友誼是無價的，怎么能用錢來衡量呢？”

張虎：“少廢話，江靜一個月只給我5000，你給我1萬，你想采訪她一點問題也沒有！”

吳能：“算你狠！成交！”

記者們蜂擁而上：“江靜！江靜！”

張虎：“退后！退后！”

江靜一臉生氣的進了屋，張虎趕緊關(guān)上門。

張虎：“外面的記者都被我轟走了，大明星，現(xiàn)在你可以放心了吧！”

江靜：“你說我能放心嗎？那些娛樂記者，就跟幽靈一樣陰魂不散，說不定還有多少記者埋伏在周圍呢？”

張虎：“江小姐，你就放心吧！有我在，你一定安全！”

江靜：“你是不是跟一個娛樂記者很熟啊！剛才你們倆在嘀咕什么呢！”

張虎：“他想對你進行獨家轉(zhuǎn)訪，而且我跟他很熟，他一直都是你的影迷！可不可以給他一個機會！”

江靜：“你的名字叫帳戶還是叫張虎？你的眼里只有錢嗎？你收了他多少錢？”

張虎：“我們的關(guān)系怎么能用錢來衡量呢？我是看他是你的鐵桿粉絲才給他一次與你近距離接觸的機會！”

江靜：“你給他一次機會？他萬一是色狼呢？”

張虎：“有我在你身邊，你怕什么！”

江靜：“我很怕，萬一你們倆串通起來，我一個弱女子怎么辦？”

（江靜假裝著很委屈。）

張虎：“你不要這么嘛！只要你乖乖聽話，你還可以像以前一樣風(fēng)光啊！”

江靜：“你要做什么？張虎！”

張虎：“我要加薪！一個月5000太少了！就算我是個群眾演員，天天跟著你陪著你，你也得按天付錢，一天500，一年就是182500！這才是我應(yīng)得的錢啊！”

江靜：“那你過來拿吧！”

張虎走了過來：“這就對了！女人還是聽話一點比較可愛！”

等張虎靠近，江靜突然轉(zhuǎn)身，一腳把他踢飛。

張虎倒在地上，捂著胸口：“你會武功！怎么可能！”

江靜走上前：“你才知道人家會武功，會不會太晚了！”

張虎：“你以前都在跟我演戲？不愧是演技派！”

江靜：“你明明不會武功，為什么要演我的保鏢！你演的好像！”

第四篇：現(xiàn)實愛情校園短劇劇本英文文檔

教室演出的，帶ppt

Jesse：leading actor

Susie：leading actress

Mr.Carter：father of Susie

Mrs.Carter: mother of Susie

:旁白

ACT I

旁白：Jesse and Susie are lovers who have loved each other for 2 years.Just because they have each other, their life became more wonderful.（從門進來，女挽男手，邊走邊說，很幸福的樣子）

S：darling，my parents have known our relationship, so they want to see you.J: OK.The ugly son-in-law will have to see his parents-in-law in the end.We go back on Labor Day.How do you think?

S：en… That’s ok.I’ll give a call to my mother.If she knows, she will be very happy.J：look，so hurry you are.蘇珊撥電話(兩人邊打電話邊往門外走，退場)

S: mum, we will go back on Labor Day.Mrs: ok, I know it.I must prepare it well with your father.ACT II

Jesse and Susie came back home.Both of them are travel-stained.S: dad, mum, we are back

Mr.Carter and Mrs.Carter welcome them happily

J: hello, uncle, aunt

Mr.Carter: We warmly welcome you here.We look forward to you for a long time.(和杰西熱情親切握手)

J：actually, I should visit you earlier.(將帶來的各種禮品放在桌上)It's just a little expression of gratitude, please accept them.Mrs.Carter: sit down please.It must be tired for you to travel so long.Please make yourself at home.J: well,（坐在沙發(fā)上）Thank you.Mrs.Carter:（也在沙發(fā)上坐下）where are you from？ How many people are there in your family? And what’s your parent’s job?

J:I live in a country in the north-west of our country.My parents just do something that cannot make much money.Ah, I have a little brother and a little sister else.Mrs.Carter：（臉色突然轉(zhuǎn)變）Then do you think you can buy a house in this city?

J:(支吾著)e…ah…I …I…

Mrs.Carter: if you can’t afford to buy a house, you can’t let our daughter live a happy life.So I think it’s not suitable for you to be together.卡特先生給卡特夫人使了個眼色，并用手捅她

Mrs.Carter: you can go now, we are not very welcome you.杰西很尷尬地站在那里，他不知道該說些什么。

S：dad, mum, when do you become this kind of people? You are always telling house!House!Who I go to married with is a person, not house!I hate you!I hate you!

蘇珊拉著杰西奪門而出。

Mr.Carter: Susie, have something before you go!Susie!Susie!Sus….J：（無奈并神情沮喪）(站住說)darling，don’t cry.Everything will pass away.I believe love can overcome anything and everything.We can!Take my hand,and look me in the eyes.Just believe me.（說完出門退場）

ACT III

One year passed, though Susie’s parents do not agree them to be together, they still stay with each other happily.（男打電話）

蘇珊的電話響起

J：Susie, I’m admitted by a magazine.S：That’s great.J: Susie, ah..There are something which I have consider for a long time, now, I want to tell you.（不忍心的心情。身體靠著門，頭靠到門上，仰望天作傷心狀）

S:What?

蘇珊在心里想著他是不是想給我什么驚喜呢。求婚？

J：(慢慢地說)Susie, we….e..I’m sorry.I want to break up.It’s over.（哽咽一下）After spending such a long time in finding a job, I really realize

that what your mother said is right,（有點自卑地，感覺對不起女友）I can’t give you happiness.I have no money to buy a house, have no money to buy good clothes for you, I….you are too good for me…you deserve a better man to give you happiness…

S:(傻笑著)Jesse, you can’t make such kind of joke with me!

J：Susie，I’m serious, it isn’t a joke..we should break up..（有哽咽地停頓，吞一下口水，再接著說的感覺）

S:（大哭）can you give me a reason?

J: sorry, no reason.Goodbye.（慢慢地掛電話，慢慢地把電話從耳邊拿下來，眼睛隨著電話往下，作傷心狀）

電話掛斷了，兩個人都握著電話哭了

ACT IV

旁白：Three years have passed, Jesse goes to Susie’s home again.杰西敲門

Mr.Carter:(開門、驚訝的)oh, why do you come here? Is there anything wrong?

J:I want to see Susie, is she at home now?（解釋狀）

Mr: Haven’t you broken up?

J: uncle, can you let Susie out? I want to say something with her.Mr:(無奈的)ok..Susie…(站在門口叫)Jesse comes…

S（冷漠的）why do you come here?

J:I am here for you.Shall we go out to have a talk?（兩人走）

蘇珊不由自主地答應(yīng)了，兩人來到公園里。

S: please tell me what you want to say as soon as possible.I have something else to do.J:I hope we can go back to the previous day.(突然很興奮地，對未來充滿憧憬)Now, I have my own company.I think I can give you a happy life.S:（激動地）Happiness?!Do you know the essence of happiness?(停頓一會)Jesse, you can go now.Like what you said before, we are over.You should understand that you miss something and it will be a miss forever.（J在S說話時，由原先的興奮狀慢慢冷下來，轉(zhuǎn)為僵硬尷尬）

J: please give me one more chance！!Susie.You should know I love you deeply!(哽咽)

S: Jesse, you didn’t understand what is the true love from beginning to end.Love is house?!is money?!（情緒激動）Yes ,without house, without money, we can’t live a relaxed life.But at that time, we are both young.You know, we can struggle together!（搖頭，苦笑）However, you leave me alone and didn’t give me a reason!How can you do like that?!You didn’t think of me！!(哭了)Now, you must know there is something won’t come back as soon as you loosen your hands… you can go…It is no use crying over split milk.(轉(zhuǎn)身走進屋子，關(guān)門)

J:（雙手捂臉，慢慢順臉摸下，低頭默默離開，路上低語)Am I really wrong? Is it true that miss is the forever miss?（出場）

ACT V

旁白：Jesse was sad about this.And he told this to his younger brother who is called Bob.After hearing this news,Bob was of great anger.He took his brother’s mobile phone secretly.Then he gave a call to Susie.B:Susie,how can you be so heartless? His current position doesn’t come easy.All he did is for you!But now you say you can’t accept him!What are you thinking?!He works day and night…（被蘇茜打斷）

S: Stop!I don’t want to listen it.You aren’t me, so you can’t understand my thought.Three years ago,your brother broke up with me for no reason.Though I’m sorrowful,he escaped from my world suddenly.Now that he had loosened my hands,I won’t be together with him any more.Like what I said to your bother,miss is the forever miss!Sorry, I’m tired,goodbye.B:（嘟嘟聲，握著電話，若有所思的重復(fù)）miss is the forever miss?

旁白：Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand.It's about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.If you love a girl,it’s better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for the sake of her happiness.

第五篇：搞笑短劇劇本

《茶葉蛋與愛情》

第一幕

在那個炎熱而充滿激情的夏天，經(jīng)過無數(shù)次課間的小紙條，郭建國終于和李阿芳在一起了。

經(jīng)歷了六月高考后，阿芳迎來了她的錄取通知書，而建國也...落榜了，于是他們不得不面臨分隔兩地，這一天郭建國送李阿芳去她夢想中的高等學(xué)府“湖南財政經(jīng)濟學(xué)院”。

李阿芳：國，我就要去讀大學(xué)了，你在磚廠要好好干，我畢業(yè)了就嫁你。

郭建國：芳，你放心，我不會辜負你的期望的，等你回來了我就一定是這旮旯最大磚廠的老板了，到時我會調(diào)八輛拖拉機去娶你的。

李阿芳：國，我選你。

郭建國：芳，我也選你。

進入大學(xué)，阿芳和劉思思分到一個寢室，對于這個地道的本地人，阿芳感到深深的自卑，雖然陌生的人陌生的城市，但是阿芳并不孤單，她和她的建國哥每天都要打一通電話。這天郭建國打來了電話。

李阿芳：國，城里人真的好奇怪，就一大鍋菜硬是被他們整成了火鍋，一點青菜豆腐賣的那么貴。我覺得那會高中你揣在兜里的地瓜最香了。

郭建國：芳，你別整城里人那套，不要學(xué)壞了。

李阿芳：我知道，你好好干，不說了，話費老貴了。

郭建國：芳，我選你。

李阿芳：我也選你。

劉思思：你和誰打電話呢？

李阿芳：我男朋友。

劉思思：你就有男朋友了，真快啊。

李阿芳：我們高中就在一起了，他對我特好。

劉思思：他在哪個學(xué)校讀書啊？

李阿芳：哪能，現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)在工作了呢。

劉思思：工作了？他做什么的？

李阿芳：就...就....那個，幫別人工作唄，具體我也不清楚。我下去吃飯了。劉思思：等一下，我和你一起下去嘛，那個，聽說最近隔壁班的周帥富對你蠻殷勤的，你要小心點啊，他這個人仗著有點小錢不知道勾搭過多少女孩子了，再說你不是有男朋友嗎，就不要和他弄得太曖昧了

李阿芳：我知道的啦，我又不是那種貪慕虛榮的女孩子

第二幕

幾天后（阿芳在宿舍興高采烈的哼著歌）

劉思思：阿芳，你現(xiàn)在和周帥富怎么回事啊，白天眉來眼去晚上電話不斷的 李阿芳：額，我覺得我現(xiàn)在對他有感覺了

劉思思：不要開玩笑了，他這人就沒認真過

李阿芳：說不定這次就認真了呢

劉思思：你看上他哪里了啊，除了有點錢哪里就吸引你了

李阿芳：人家可是個高富帥呢

劉思思：你男朋友怎么辦？

李阿芳：我愿意坐在寶馬車里哭也不想在自行車上笑

劉思思：唉，過得開心快樂不就好了嘛

李阿芳：沒錢哪來的快樂

劉思思：你高興就好吧

李阿芳：恩恩

這一天阿芳又接到周帥富的電話

阿芳：喂

周：阿芳，是我阿芳：恩恩，我知道

周：周末有事么

阿芳：周末哦，我想想啊

周：帶你去吃茶葉蛋

阿芳：茶葉蛋好貴啊，歐巴，我們還是不要去吃茶葉蛋了啦

周：沒事，天空飄來五個字，錢就不是事兒

阿芳：kdie

這時接到男友電話

阿芳：喂

郭：阿芳，你在干嘛呢？

阿芳：還能干嗎，在寢室唄

郭：哦，那也好那也好，我跟你說啊，我今天搬了十拖拉機的磚，賺了五十幾塊錢呢，過幾天就發(fā)工資了，到時我又可以寄錢你了，你上次不是看中了那條38塊的裙子么，你去買回來啊，你要多吃點······

阿芳：哎呀，行了行了知道啦（嘀咕：50塊還不夠人家吃個茶葉蛋呢）

在吃完茶葉蛋后

周：有男朋友么

阿芳：男朋友哦，人家還沒有唉

周：那做我女朋友吧

阿芳：kdie

在光棍節(jié)前一天，阿芳提前給郭建國發(fā)了一短信

“國，提前祝你光棍節(jié)快樂”

“我不是有你么”

“在發(fā)這條短信的時候就不是了”

“我們不是好好的么，昨天我媽媽還問起你了呢，說等你畢業(yè)了就把家里那三間茅草屋給我做新房，我爸爸的單車也給我，咱們有房有車了你咋還不要俺了呢” “不是因為你沒錢，你別想多了，不是因為錢”

“我沒說錢啊”

“說了不是錢”

“額，你還敢再明顯點么”

“國，我要的是一個高富帥，你卻注定是一個屌絲，懷念十個月零三天八小時所有的美好時光，很遺憾，放開我———是你唯一能我做的，希望以后的你是快樂的，我的高中男生”

“咋還整上李亞鵬那套了，不就是分手么，我知道了，劈腿雖易，享受不易，且行其珍惜！！”

從此以后，阿芳和周帥富過上了想象中的生活

一開始他們是這樣的周：帶你去泡吧吧

阿芳：kdie，歐巴

周：帶你去世界之窗玩玩？

阿芳：kdie，歐巴

周：買衣服化妝品

阿芳：kdie,歐巴

周：香港迪斯尼走走？

阿芳：kdie，歐巴

然后他們是這樣的阿芳：國，我好想你，你在干嘛呢

周：玩游戲呢，等會再說

阿芳：今天肚子好疼，都沒去上課

周：那今天晚上自助餐還去不去了

阿芳：額

阿芳：你到底愛我嗎

周：干嘛整這套，且行且珍惜

阿芳:我們以后會結(jié)婚嗎

周：你俗不俗，戀愛這么神圣的事都讓你整俗了

第三幕

而在和阿芳分手后，郭建國在磚廠做事越來越?jīng)]有動力，他總是想起曾經(jīng)和李阿芳的山盟海誓，而一想到李阿芳他的小心臟就一陣陣的抽的疼，他覺得他的感情和自尊被阿芳無情的碾壓了，而且在碾壓后還被分袋封裝丟棄的到處都是，他再也受不了，他決定去找阿芳理論。（他在寢室下面攔住了剛和劉思思逛完街回來的阿芳）

郭建國：阿芳····

李阿芳：你怎么又來了？

郭建國：阿芳，為什么？為什么？為什么？你真的不愛我了嗎？你忘記當(dāng)年在幽幽谷我們許下的諾言嗎？山無棱，天地合.....李阿芳：乃敢與君絕。

郭建國：看，你還記得。

李阿芳：誰還沒看過十幾遍的還珠格格啊，你果然還是太天真了。

這時周帥富的電話來了

李阿芳：obba，有事嗎？

周帥富：今晚7點7天見。

李阿芳：啊？什么？7天見？

周帥富：對，不見不散。（掛電話）

李阿芳：那個，那個，喂....郭建國：你居然還跟人去7天？

李阿芳：我沒有。

郭建國：（盯著李阿芳）

李阿芳：我沒有！

郭建國：你說你的節(jié)操去哪了？

李阿芳：節(jié)操在這呢！

郭建國：你看看你現(xiàn)在的樣子，lv的包，迪奧的鞋，手里還一土豪金，跟人講話那得瑟勁，這還是那同桌的你嗎？曾經(jīng)的你可愛，善良，撒起嬌來像小貓一樣，現(xiàn)在小貓咋長成山大王了呢，你基因變異了嗎！還一口一句的泡菜腔，你是吃多了紫菜包飯嗎？棒子國那些錐子臉們就沒有扎醒你嗎？對，我沒有錢，我只是沒有錢啊！

李阿芳：難道我離開你選擇他只是為了錢嗎？對，我就為了錢。Kdie,為了錢。我現(xiàn)在去逛街，再也不用擔(dān)心買不起衣服，可是之前看中的幾十塊的裙子卻再也找不到了；去世界之窗，我卻想起了之前我們在小河里捉魚的日子；買化妝品，可是我卻認不出我自己了。我再也不用為錢發(fā)愁，可是，卻失去了男朋友應(yīng)有的對我的關(guān)心和珍惜。可即便這樣，錢也從來都不屬于我，我用他的錢買了一大堆堆砌我外在美麗的附屬品，可是我卻在也不是原來的我，在我選擇和你分手的時候我就丟掉了我自己，丟掉了自尊，丟掉了快樂。

郭建國：阿芳，回來吧，我一直在這里。

獻給所有

曾經(jīng)逝去 正在擁有 即將發(fā)生

卻從未離開過我們的——愛情