第一篇：好笑的英文情書范本

喜歡上王小姐後，決定要給她寫一封情書，這封情書一定要不落俗套。苦思之下，觸發(fā)了靈感，現(xiàn)下賣餅干說是賣克力架，做網(wǎng)站的想辦法上納斯達克，那我也走國際路線，寫封英文情書，扯著虎皮拉大旗，顯示一下自己的才華吧。

Dear

wang

little

girl:

親愛的王小姐：

（翻譯這句，我可費了不少心思，中文直接用“親愛的”未免顯得肉中有肉，麻中有麻，還是老外開放，一般朋友也可以用dear，這樣自己的賊心可以得到滿足而又不唐突。姐想譯成sister吧，怕她理解成小妹，一開始就叫人小妹，我好意思開口，人家還不一定好意思應呢，把小姐譯成little

girl我倒是沒費什么勁，little是小的意思，girl就是姑娘嘛！）

From

see

you

one

eye,I

shit

love

you.自從見你第一眼，我便愛上你。

（本想寫“自從見你第一眼，我便對你魂牽夢繞”，可魂牽夢繞我實在譯不出，只好寫成“我便愛上你”，“便”譯成shit是鄰居小孩告訴我的，他說VCD里老有人說：“shit”，這個shit就是“便”。）

Your

eyes

close,I

die;

your

eyes

open,I

come

back

to

live.Your

eyes

close

and

open

again

and

again,I

die

again

and

again.你的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛睜開，我又活過來了，你眼睛眨呀眨，我就死去活來。

（"哈哈，不禁有些佩服自己了，居然用這么簡單的單詞表達了這么深邃的意思。）

Maybe

you

do

not

know

me,no

matter.One

see

clock

emotion

is

pop.也許你還不認識我，沒有關系，一見鐘情很流行。

（譯一見鐘情頗費了一番功夫，一、見、情都會，但鐘字怎么譯呢，一抬頭，見鬧鐘上寫著呢：clock，pop這個詞是從電視中學來的，最流行的音樂唱片就是top

of

the

pops，呵呵，處處留心皆學問呀。）

I

think

I

should

introduce

myself

to

you.我想應該介紹一下自己。

(事實證明我的英文啟蒙老師很有遠見，她說要是哪天你到了國外，要找外國MM套詞，就要用這句。不過，不知她有沒有想到我現(xiàn)下是用這句話來唬中國M

M）

I

call

Li

old

big.Toyear

25.我叫李老大，今年25。

（今天是today，那么今年是toyear，沒有錯的吧。）

My

home

four

mouth

people

papa,mama,I

and

DD.我家有四口人：爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。

（還好，幸虧在網(wǎng)上混了這么多年，知道GG，JJ，MM，DD怎么寫的。）

I

beat

letter

very

fast,because

I

am

a

computer

high

hand.I

even

act

as

black

guest.我打字很快，因為我是電腦高手，我甚至還當過黑客呢。

I

do

early

fuck

every

day,so

that

I

can

have

第二篇：實用英文情書集錦

肉麻無恥第一招：You're the girl in my dream.I'm thinking of you every second.It is universally acknowledged that you are indispensible to me.Loving you is closely to my life.I have searched a thousand years.And I have cried a thousand tears.I found everything I need.You are everything to me.For years I had been searching for that perfect fantasy.But I find it in my arms right now.You are all to me.When I met you I knew I would forever be by your side--forever your partner and forever your love.I asked God for a rose & he gave me a garden.I ask God for a drop of water & he gave me an ocean.I asked God for an angel & he gave me you!One day you ask me: what's more important to you, me or your life? I'll say my life and you'll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.My eyes are hurting because I can't see you.My arms are empty because I can't hold you.My lips are cold because I can't kiss you.My heart is breaking because I'm not with you.浪漫無邊第二招：Honey, how do I live without you? I miss you every minute and every second.Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.You are the one I have been looking for.I can think of nothing else but your dazzling smile.I will always keep a warm place in my heart for you.My heart beats for you every day.I am inspired by you every minute, and I worry about you every second.It is wonderful to have you in my life.幽默無痕第三招：Every beat of my heart, loudly cries your name, I want so much to be with you, oh, please, please, feel the same.I am looking for a word.I am looking for a whole new word.I am looking for a word.I am looking for a word that nobody knows.I am looking for a word.I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best!If you are the wind, I am the sand.If you are the shoe, I am the brush.If you don't love me, I just wanna die.貧嘴無度第四招：Your eyes close, I die;your eyes open, I come back alive.Your eyes close and open again and again, I die and come back time after time.欠扁欠揍第五式：I will not beat you, not scold you, but torture you with all my love.Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.Thank me for loving you no way anyone has ever tried.My dearest, can I call you like this? If you agree, don't phone me;if not, please send me this message “I miss you so much.”

If you want a cute baby, and you are still worried about this, then I will advice that you marry me!My family name is “I”, first name is “l(fā)ove you”, and surname is “miss you”;my cognomen is “understand you”, appellation is “feel badly about you”, epithet is “think of you” , book name is “dream of you”, nickname is “chase you”.You can call me I kiss you.

第三篇：英文情書

I Love You So Much

dear jans,

you just don't know how much i love you.you are the best boyfriend any girl could ever ask for.whenever i have a problem and need some type of comfort, you are there for me.it is you who i want to spend the rest of my life with.i, one day, wish to have your children.you just don't understand how much i adore you, appreciate you, admire you, trust you, respect you, and over all love you.

i believe this is it, you are the one for me.being away from you drives me crazy and makes me want to be with you right at this very instant.i just think of this separation as a test.i can deal with it.if this is what it takes to be with you then i will go through it.well, honey, i am going to end this letter with i love you more than anything in this world.remember that now.i love you so much, babycakes.

yours always,

stan

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第四篇：英文情書精選

To: Rodney ~ From: Tanya

Dear Rodney,I could kiss you a thousand times and still not be satisfied.My love for you is endless, so tender, so hot and complete.I swear to God I want you in my life.I love you more and more with each day passing and it eases me to know as tomorrow approaches, that I will love you more then yesterday and tomorrow will be more then today.My love for you cannot be measured by words alone as love does express my true feelings for you.When I think of our love it reminds me of all the things you are to me.You and only you have given me so much hope and have made me realize how much I want you!You show the true meaning of how a man should treat a woman.Rodney, please accept my heart as your own and listen to both of ours beating as one.You are my reason to live.Without you I'm nothing.The years will be a test, but nothing will keep me from loving you, or from being by your side.I love you more than you could even know, you are my world.I just wanted to let you know how much I love all that you are and will be.You're truly my love, my soul mate, and my best friend.For the first time in my life I have something to believe in.You've seen me at my worst and still take me as I am.I thank God for you every day because I know you're heaven sent, you are my angel.I love you from now till death do us part.Right now you live far away from me and I really mean it's killing me but I know in my heart that we are doing alright.I don't want to lose you to anyone else or anything that anyone wants to say about you.I want you to know I love you from the deepest part of my heart.I'm always so lost for words when it comes to you, I just wish there was another way that we could be together.I want you and always will and there is nothing that will ever change the way I feel about you...I love you!Love can make you do things that you never thought possible.See, there's a place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger and your whispers softly echo.It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part me.I promise, you'll always be in my heart.I love you.Love always,Tanya

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第五篇：英文情書（范文模版）

Dear D.A.,It's been quite awhile since I've written you a letter.I must say that after all those times we've been apart you're still the one I'm longing for.You see, life has never been the same without you.Every day and every night, I fight this feeling, but try as I might, I can't win.It seems like you've captured my heart and my heart won't be able to escape from your grasp.Every morning when the sun goes out to shine, I flash a smile but deep inside, I feel so sad and lonely and all I'm thinking is that I need you here and now.I have regretscontented to be just missing you.Love always,Lic