第一篇：英文短文(帶翻譯)

在中西部一個(gè)大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開(kāi)車(chē)闖紅燈被開(kāi)了罰單。女士向法官解釋?zhuān)且幻麑W(xué)校老師，請(qǐng)求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過(guò)一絲狡黠，說(shuō)道：“你是學(xué)校的老師，對(duì)嗎?女士，我馬上要實(shí)現(xiàn)我畢生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫(xiě)‘我開(kāi)車(chē)闖了紅燈’500遍。

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.“You are a school teacher, eh?” said he.“Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition.Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times.”

一個(gè)男孩說(shuō)她的母親，“媽媽?zhuān)系凼悄腥诉€是女人？”

媽媽認(rèn)為這一段時(shí)間，說(shuō)：“好吧，兒子，上帝是男人和女人。”

兒子是混亂的，所以他問(wèn)：“上帝是黑人還是白人？” 這位母親回答說(shuō)：“上帝是黑色和白色，親愛(ài)的。”

他的兒子，還好奇說(shuō)，一段時(shí)間后，“上帝是同性戀或直，媽媽?zhuān)俊?/p>

這位母親，變得有點(diǎn)兒擔(dān)心，回答：“孩子，上帝是男人也是女人。”

兒子想想，他的臉亮起來(lái)時(shí)，他認(rèn)為他終于回答他的問(wèn)題：“上帝是邁克爾杰克遜？”A boy says to her mother, “Mom, is God a man or woman?”

The mom thinks a while and says, “Well, son, God is both man and woman.”The son is confused, so he asks, “Is God black or white?”

The mother replies, “God is both black and white, honey.”

The son, still curious, says after a while, “Is God gay or straight, mommy?”

The mother, getting a little worried, answers, “Son, God is both gay and straight.”

The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: “Is God Michael Jackson?”

TO RISE EARLY 論早起

I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late.They will never have the opportunity to enjoy the fresh air and calmness of the morning.This is indeed a quite regrettable thing.To rise early is a good habit which we should develop.Why? Because the best time when we can pursue our studies is in the morning.In addition, early rising is also good to our health.I hope that everybody our knows the reason why we must rise early.我不知道某些人要晚起的理由。他們永不會(huì)有機(jī)會(huì)來(lái)享受早晨的新鮮空氣和寧?kù)o。這真是一件發(fā)令人遺憾的事情。

早起是我們應(yīng)該養(yǎng)成的一種良好習(xí)慣。為什么?因?yàn)樵绯渴俏覀儚氖聦W(xué)業(yè)的大好時(shí)間。再者，早起對(duì)我們健康也有益處。我希望每個(gè)人應(yīng)該知道我們必須早起的理由。

道歉信

親愛(ài)的亨利，很對(duì)不起，你的隨身聽(tīng)被損壞，由于我的粗心大意。

這在課堂湯姆早上借你的隨身聽(tīng)，放在桌上一聽(tīng)完廣播。我們相互追逐并具有休會(huì)期間的樂(lè)趣。本人在桌子掀翻在不知不覺(jué)你的隨身聽(tīng)。，并沒(méi)有工作了。現(xiàn)在的第一件事我必須做的是午餐后寫(xiě)信給你表示深深的遺憾。我希望你能原諒我的粗心大意我。

我想更換或支付你的價(jià)值。請(qǐng)你告訴我，你更喜歡?

此致

褐色

Letter of Apology

Dear Henry,I am terribly sorry that your walkman was damaged owing to my carelessness.This morning in the classroom Tom borrowed your walkman and put il on the desk after listening to the radio.We were chasing each other and having fun during the break.I knocked your walkman off the desk without noticing it.And it didn't work any more.Now the first thing I hasten to do after lunch is to write to you to express my deep regret.I hope you will excuse me for my carelessness.I want to replace it or pay you its value.Will you please tell me which you prefer?

Yours truly,Brown

My Cat

I have a cat named Mimi.Its hair is as white as snow.I often play games with it.It amuses me a lot and I treat it as a little friend.Every morning, I would say goodbye to it before I go to school and Mimi would wave its front-legs to me.It brings me a lot of pleasure.But it takes time and costs money to keep the cat.My parents and I spend much time taking care of it, feeding it and cleaning it.We have to clean the house from time to time, or the cat will make them dirty and smelly.我的貓

我有一只貓，名叫咪咪。它的毛像雪一樣白，我經(jīng)常和它一起玩。它使我很開(kāi)心，我也把它當(dāng)小朋友一樣對(duì)待。每天早上，我去上學(xué)之前都會(huì)跟它說(shuō)再見(jiàn)，它也人向我晃晃前爪。它給我?guī)?lái)了很多快樂(lè)。但是，養(yǎng)貓是要花費(fèi)時(shí)間和金錢(qián)的。我父母和我花費(fèi)很多時(shí)間照看它，喂它飯，給它洗澡。我們得經(jīng)常打掃房間，否則，貓就會(huì)把屋子弄得又臟又難聞.Today I want to introduce a famous basketball player to you.He is one of the best basketball players after Michael Jordan.Maybe he is the best.He has four final champitons of NBA.He has got MVP for all-star game, for season, and for playoff final match.Till now, he is always playing for the same team.The team is Los Angeles Lakers.Now you know who he is.Yes, the hero is Kobe Bryant.After you know more about him, you will find he is not only a perfect player, but also a man of great honor.Thank you!

今天我想介紹一位籃球運(yùn)動(dòng)員給大家。他是喬丹之后最好的球員之一，或許是最好的之一。他奪得過(guò)4次NBA總冠軍，當(dāng)選過(guò)全明星賽、常規(guī)賽、季后賽總決賽的MVP。目前為止，他只為一支球隊(duì)效力，那就是洛杉磯湖人。現(xiàn)在你們知道他是誰(shuí)了吧。對(duì)，他就是科比布萊恩特。當(dāng)你更多的了解他之后，你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)他不僅是一個(gè)完美的球員，更是一個(gè)值得尊敬的人。謝謝大家。

China has been a powerful country for the most part of the past three thousand years.China is now rising again.Why is that so surprising to people? History is the best evidence.The rise of China is just a matter of when, not if.Plus, do you want $100 jeans? Do you want $200 shoes? Do you want $3000 computers? If the answers are NO, you'd better thank China and appreciate the benefits that it brings to your daily life.中國(guó)在過(guò)去3000年歷史中大部分時(shí)間當(dāng)中都是個(gè)強(qiáng)大的國(guó)家。中國(guó)現(xiàn)在再次崛起，為什么人們會(huì)感到如此奇怪？歷史是最好的證明。中國(guó)崛起只是個(gè)時(shí)間問(wèn)題，而不是是否能崛起的問(wèn)題。另外，你希望賣(mài)100美元一條的牛仔褲，200美元一雙鞋，3000美元的電腦嗎？如果不愿意，你必須要感謝中國(guó)，感謝中國(guó)為你日常生活做出的貢獻(xiàn)

It is very sunny today, the sky is blue and clean,there are some blue clouds in the sky, they look like white sheep, how beautiful!

many students are playing on the playground, the sun is shining brightly, the air is very fresh,some birds are singing in the trees, what a happy day!“Sorry” First

There is one word that is on the lips of Americans, day and night: “Sorry”.One time as I was walking on the street, a young man ran by hurriedly,brushing

against my handbag.Even as he continued on his way, he turned back and said “sorry” to me.Even in a rush, he didn't forget to apologize.One day, after I bought a mango, the salesman was giving me the change,but I wasn't ready for it and a coin dropped to the ground.“I'm sorry,” he said while bending down to pick it up.I was puzzledand human

generosity is displayed.Perhaps this is why I never saw anyone quarreling on the buses, subways or streets of America.“Sorry”先行

有一個(gè)詞，從早到晚掛在美國(guó)人的嘴邊上，那就Sorry（對(duì)不起）。

有一次走在街上，一個(gè)有急事的年輕人匆匆跑過(guò)，碰了我的提包，他邊跑邊回過(guò)頭來(lái)沖我喊sorry，匆忙中他也沒(méi)忘記表示歉意。

一次我買(mǎi)芒果，小販把零錢(qián)找給我，我沒(méi)接好，一個(gè)硬幣掉落到地上。I'm

sorry.小販邊說(shuō)邊彎腰揀起硬幣遞給我。我覺(jué)得挺不可思議，明明是我自己手腳不利索，他為什么要道歉？

有一次，我乘電梯時(shí)不小心踩了一位先生的腳，我趕忙說(shuō)了一聲sorry，可同時(shí)，從那位先生的口中也冒出了這個(gè)詞。我不禁暗自發(fā)笑：你有什么必要sorry呢？事后一個(gè)美國(guó)朋友解釋?zhuān)凑彰绹?guó)人思維方式，電梯間是公共場(chǎng)所，誰(shuí)都有權(quán)站在那兒。由于自己首先占據(jù)一塊地方，別人才沒(méi)有足夠的地方站穩(wěn)當(dāng)，難道不該表示sorry嗎？

到電影院去買(mǎi)票，趕上沒(méi)票，售票員便會(huì)說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，票賣(mài)完了”。

凡是你的愿望得不到滿(mǎn)足，美國(guó)人便會(huì)說(shuō)聲對(duì)不起，表示他們對(duì)此也感到遺憾,使你感受到同情之心。

在美期間，我常常遇到這類(lèi)本應(yīng)該由我說(shuō)對(duì)不起的事情，漸漸地我悟出了其中原委：當(dāng)生活出現(xiàn)小摩擦?xí)r，美國(guó)人并不去考慮是誰(shuí)的責(zé)任，只要是給對(duì)方帶來(lái)了不便，都要說(shuō)一聲sorry。

這樣一來(lái)，即使有一方受點(diǎn)傷害，在人家的sorry聲中心境也會(huì)平和下來(lái)。而沒(méi)受傷害的一方則體會(huì)到人與人之間的友善，這恐怕也是我從未在美國(guó)的公共汽車(chē)、地鐵、街道上看到有人吵架的原因吧。

第二篇：英文短文翻譯

11The key problem here lies in the causality

12Those who made a fuss said that they have confirmed that violence on the media causes aggressive behavior.13But the assumption in their study need to be tested.14When we list game as violence or nonviolence, whether the scene a hero eat ghost can be referred to violence? 15When experimenter record the time which game player spent on reading a list of the “aggressive” or “non-aggressive” , can we be sure that they are weighing?

16In order to compare the method, ideas and conclusion of the media violence’s research, the new Harvard Media and Child Health collected these media violence, and made it standardized, their intention was an important step in the right direction.17Another appropriate method should be desalinizing criticism before we know more.18Many researchers have done a lot of writing , communication and validation on the threat caused by media violence

19Of course , it’s their privilege.20But when do this now, they often announced the problem has been solved, thus incurred criticism from colleagues.21In response to these criticisms, those who are alarmist accused of these critics and journalists to be deceived by the entertainment

industry.22Such a conflict is not helpful to the scientific research and the society.

第三篇：英語(yǔ)短文帶翻譯

The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鴿子

A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard.Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly.Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.Zeal should not outrun discretion.有只鴿子口渴得很難受，看見(jiàn)畫(huà)板上畫(huà)著一個(gè)水瓶，以為是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飛過(guò) 去，不料一頭碰撞在畫(huà)板上，折斷了翅膀，摔在地上，被人輕易地捉住了。這是說(shuō)，有些人想急于得到所需的東西，一時(shí)沖動(dòng)，草率從事，就會(huì)身遭不幸。

The Raven and the Swan烏鴉和天鵝

A RAVEN saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage.Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools.But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he perished.Change of habit cannot alter Nature.烏鴉非常羨慕天鵝潔白的羽毛。他猜想天鵝一定是經(jīng)常洗澡，羽毛才變得如此潔白無(wú) 瑕。于是，他毅然離開(kāi)了他賴(lài)以生存的祭壇，來(lái)到江湖邊。他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一 點(diǎn)都沒(méi)洗白，反而因缺少食物饑餓而死。

這故事是說(shuō)，人的本性不會(huì)隨著生活方式的改變而改變。

A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun.So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.After 15 minutes of this, a lady－one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing.“I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working.”

“Duh you have to roll up the windows first!”

一位女士把車(chē)撞了一個(gè)坑,于是就去修車(chē)。

修理工決定幽她一默。他告訴她,她只需把車(chē)開(kāi)回家,然后從排氣管里往車(chē)?yán)锎禋?直到凹陷處自己鼓起來(lái)。

這位女士如法操作了15分鐘。這時(shí),她的一位女性朋友來(lái)拜訪她,并問(wèn)她在做什么。

“我正在試著讓那個(gè)坑鼓起來(lái),但這個(gè)辦法似乎并不管用。”

“嗯……你必須先把車(chē)窗搖上去！”

1。Today and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable.We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles.We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought.We happily spent a happy day.今天和朋友一起出外交游，外面的空氣很好，人感覺(jué)很舒服。我們騎著自行車(chē)一路欣賞鳥(niǎo)語(yǔ)花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無(wú)限美好。大家開(kāi)開(kāi)心心地度過(guò)了愉快的一天。

2。Today Mailehaoduo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things.Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy.I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love.`` 今天買(mǎi)了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買(mǎi)東西有父母幫付錢(qián)。不像平時(shí)自己上街買(mǎi)東西碰到喜歡的但看了價(jià)錢(qián)都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開(kāi)心。我愛(ài)我的父母，太感謝他們對(duì)我的 關(guān)心和愛(ài)戴了。

October 1st is the National Day of the People ' Republic of China,our country.I love our country and I'm so pround of I am Chinese.On the National Day,I went out with my mother and saw there were a lot of national flags in front of many shops.I was so happy to see that because that shows the Chinese people 's love for China.There were also a military parade(閱兵式)in the Tian'anmen Square in Beijing on that day.I saw it on TV and I was so excited.I hope our country will be stronger and stronger.10月1號(hào)是中華人民共和國(guó)成立的日子。我熱愛(ài)我們的國(guó)家。作為一個(gè)中國(guó)人我感到無(wú)比驕傲和自豪。在國(guó)慶節(jié)這一天我和我媽媽出去逛街看到許多商店的門(mén)口都掛著國(guó)旗。看到這種情景我十分高興因?yàn)樗@示出了中國(guó)人民對(duì)祖國(guó)的愛(ài)。今天在北京天安門(mén)

廣場(chǎng)有閱兵式。當(dāng)我從電視上看到閱兵式的時(shí)候感到十分激動(dòng)。我希望我們的國(guó)家變得越來(lái)越強(qiáng)壯。

My family

I love my family, because I have a happy family.My father is an English teacher.His name is Jacky.He is thirty-eight.He likes playing basketball.What’s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you’re right!My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven.My mother is always laborious work.I love my parents!On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball.Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home.I love my family.Because I’m very happy to live with my parents together!

我的家庭 我愛(ài)我的家庭,因?yàn)槲矣幸粋€(gè)快樂(lè)的家庭.我的爸爸是一名英語(yǔ)教師,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38歲.他非常喜歡打籃球.我的媽媽是趕什么呢?她是一名教師嗎?是的.你說(shuō)對(duì)了!我的媽媽是一個(gè)很親切、友善的人,她今年37歲.我媽媽總是勤勞的干活.我愛(ài)我的父母.在星期六和星期天里,我經(jīng)常去圖書(shū)館和彈鋼琴.我爸爸去打籃球.有時(shí)侯,我們都在家看電視和聽(tīng)音樂(lè).我愛(ài)我家.因?yàn)槲液桶职謰寢屢黄鹕畹煤荛_(kāi)心!

My Room

This is my room.Near the window there is a desk.I often do my homework at it.You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen.On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat.There is a clock above the end of my bed.I usually put my shoe under my bed.Of course there is a chair in front of the desk.I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside.我的房間

這是我的房間。在窗口附近有一張書(shū)桌。我經(jīng)常在那做我的家庭作業(yè)。您能看有些書(shū)，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和筆。在墻壁在書(shū)桌有貓的圖片。有一個(gè)時(shí)鐘在我的床上的末端。我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。當(dāng)然有一把椅子在書(shū)桌前面。我坐那里，并且我能看外面的樹(shù)和路

Skating

Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday.From then on, I developed the hobby of skating.It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life.I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good!

滑冰

媽媽買(mǎi)了我一雙冰鞋鞋子在我的第五個(gè)生日。從那時(shí)起，我愛(ài)好滑冰。它不僅使我越來(lái)越加強(qiáng)，而且?guī)椭抑郎钤S多真諦。我知道摔倒是正常的，并且，如果只有你能摔倒后再站起來(lái)，就是非常好!

The Sea

What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don’t.The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big.In the world, there is more sea than land.Do you know Hainan Island? It’s really very nice.We can see beaches, trees and the sea.We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places.海

你對(duì)海知道些什么？ 某些人知道關(guān)于它，但其他不。海看起來(lái)美麗在一個(gè)美好的晴天，海是非常大的。在世界上，比土地有更多海。您是否知道海南島？ 那非常好。我們能看海灘、樹(shù)和海。我們可以游泳和參觀很多美好的地方。

Computers

Computers are changing our life.You can do a lot of things with a computer.Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work.But the most important use of a computer is to join the Internet.We don’t need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket.Computers help us live a more convenient life.計(jì)算機(jī)

計(jì)算機(jī)改變我們的生活。您能做很多事用計(jì)算機(jī)。例如，您能使用計(jì)算機(jī)寫(xiě)文章，手表錄影CDs，戲劇比賽和完成辦公室工作。但對(duì)計(jì)算機(jī)的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我們不需要離開(kāi)家去從圖書(shū)館借用書(shū)或在超級(jí)市場(chǎng)做購(gòu)物。

計(jì)算機(jī)幫助我們居住更加方便的生活。

Smiling

I think smiling is as important as sunshine.Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day.If you aren’t happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy.Someone may say, “But I don’t feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily.You will really be happy again.”

Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower.It will give you happiness.微笑

我認(rèn)為微笑是一樣重要的象陽(yáng)光。微笑是象陽(yáng)光，因?yàn)樗赡苁谷擞淇旌陀幸粋€(gè)早晨好。如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然后將感覺(jué)愉快。某人也許說(shuō)，“但是我不感到愉快”。然后我會(huì)說(shuō)，“請(qǐng)微笑，您，當(dāng)您愉快地是愉快或戲劇與您的朋友。您真正地再將是愉快的”。

微笑可能讓您有更多朋友。如此我說(shuō)，微笑是象花。它將給您幸福。

Sunday

It was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school.I finished my homework the day before.So I decided to help mother do housework.I washed some clothes after I got up.Then I went shopping with a basket.I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market.After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole family.In the evening, I sat at the table and began to write down on my notebook what I had done during the day.星期天

它是星期天，并且我沒(méi)有必須去學(xué)校。我前一天完成了我的家庭作業(yè)。如此我決定幫助做家事。在我起來(lái)了之后，我洗了一些衣裳。然后我?guī)е@子去購(gòu)物。我在市場(chǎng)上買(mǎi)了一些肉、蛋和有些菜。在我回來(lái)了之后，我開(kāi)始為全家烹調(diào)晚餐。在晚上，我在我的筆記本寫(xiě)下什么我白天做了什么。

春天：Spring

Spring is a delightful season.The temperatures are moderate, and the blooming trees and flowers make the city bright with colors.This is the time when we can begin to wear lighter and more brightly colored clothes and go outdoors more often.Smaller children like to bring their kites out to the spacious square.Also I enjoy going back to the village on this holiday after being in the city for the winter months.春天是個(gè)讓人欣喜的季節(jié).氣溫適中,掛滿(mǎn)綠葉的樹(shù)和盛開(kāi)的花朵給城市增添了明亮的色彩.在這個(gè)時(shí)節(jié)里,我們可以穿上輕便靚麗的衣服經(jīng)常出門(mén)去了.小孩子們則喜歡在廣闊的天空中放風(fēng)箏.在城里呆了一個(gè)冬天之后,我也喜歡回到村子里度假.夏天：

Summer is the great season for all sports in the open air.It is the season for football which is often called the national sport because of its popularity.I usually watch television and read the newspaper reports about the football results of the little leagues.During the summer I like to go to the beach often because it is very close to my home.I usually go there during the summer vacation to relax after many months in school in the city.I feel very comfortable with the familiar quiet life of the villagers.夏天是戶(hù)外運(yùn)動(dòng)最好的季節(jié).這是一個(gè)橄欖球的季節(jié),橄欖球由于廣受歡迎被稱(chēng)為全民運(yùn)動(dòng).我常常看電視,看報(bào)紙,從報(bào)道中獲得小聯(lián)盟橄欖球賽的比賽結(jié)果.夏日里,我喜歡經(jīng)常去海灘,因?yàn)槟抢镫x我家不遠(yuǎn).在城里的學(xué)校呆了幾個(gè)月后,暑假我常常去那里放松一下.此處有我很熟悉的村民們的寧?kù)o生活,這讓我倍感舒適.秋天：Autumn

For me the autumn or fall starts in September when school starts its new term.I usually do some shopping.The mild weather made it very nice to study outside under the trees in a small park close to my house.I like to look up the leaves changing colors from green to red and yellow, and then brown colors.The park also has many bright fall flowers;sometimes I see a small squirrel coming down from the tree to hunt for food on the ground.On the weekends, I sometimes like to fly my kite.Usually on the street corners you can see street peddlers selling warm baked sweet potatoes.This is a nice time of the year.我覺(jué)得秋天是在9月份新學(xué)期開(kāi)始的時(shí)候來(lái)臨.我常常要去買(mǎi)一些東西.宜人的天氣讓我感覺(jué)在離家不遠(yuǎn)的小公園的樹(shù)下學(xué)習(xí)是件非常愜意的事.我喜歡抬起頭看蓍枝頭上的樹(shù)葉由綠變紅,變黃,然后再變褐.公園里還有許多鮮艷的秋花.有時(shí)我會(huì)見(jiàn)到小松鼠從樹(shù)上跳到地上覓食.在周末,我有時(shí)會(huì)去放風(fēng)箏.在街頭的拐角處,常常會(huì)有街頭小販在賣(mài)烤紅薯.秋天是一年中的好時(shí)節(jié).冬天：Winter Winter is very cold and windy in most parts of China.I usually look forward to the Spring Festival and the winter holiday when I can go to the south where the climate is warmer during these holidays.Also, I look forward to seeing my grandparents and my friends.Winter is the time everyone is in a festive mood.In the city, I usually do a lot of reading at home in the winter because of eh cold weather outside.中國(guó)大部分地區(qū)的冬天是即冷又有風(fēng)的。我總是盼望著春節(jié)或寒假，到時(shí)候我就可以去南方了，當(dāng)?shù)氐臍夂蛟谶@時(shí)會(huì)暖和的多。我也盼望著去探望我的祖父母和我的朋友。冬天，每個(gè)人都懷著喜慶的心情。在城里，冬天的時(shí)候我經(jīng)常待在家里盡情地看書(shū)，因?yàn)橥饷娴奶鞖夥浅５睦洹?/p>

How time flies ,It has past half an month since beginning of the summer holiday.As the weather getting hotter and hotter ,my parent and me go to the seaside.Last week we are go to the Xiamen.It's a beautiful city , bule sky and bule sea.The Xiamen is an island neal the Taiwan.From top of the Riguan rock we can see jinmen island.We spent a happy day in Xiamen.時(shí)間過(guò)的很快，從放暑假到現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)半個(gè)月了．

由于天氣越來(lái)越熱，我們?nèi)乙黄鸬胶＿叾燃伲闲瞧谖覀兙偷搅藦B門(mén)，那是一個(gè)很美麗的城市，有藍(lán)天大海，廈門(mén)是一個(gè)島嶼離臺(tái)灣島很近．從日光巖上面還可以看到金門(mén)島．

我們?cè)趶B門(mén)度過(guò)了一個(gè)很開(kāi)心的假期．

我的媽媽

我的媽媽叫XX.她中等體格,中等身高..她不是非常漂亮,但在我心中卻很美麗.她愛(ài)笑,她同樣希望我也笑得燦爛..她很平凡,是一名人民教師.她從小就培養(yǎng)我堅(jiān)強(qiáng)的品格,教我做人的道理.她給我自由,讓我過(guò)上幸福的聲國(guó)，讓我擁有了一個(gè)快樂(lè)的童年.生活中的很多事情,她總是很寬容.我很感謝她,我永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)忘記,在她老的時(shí)候,好好照顧她.My mother<人教英語(yǔ)初一翻譯法＞

My mother is xx.She is of medium build and is of medium height(這是第七單元的最新語(yǔ)法）.She isn't very good-looking（用于修飾人，而beautiful大用于修飾物或動(dòng)物）,but I think she is really very pretty（這不僅是漂亮，還有在心里的善良等好性情，也有聰明的意思）.She loves laughing(love to do sth.一般表示一段時(shí)間類(lèi)喜歡做的事），and she also hopes I have the same bright smile．She is ordinary，(common雖普遍，但英語(yǔ)

中有粗俗的意思，容易引起異議）she's a teacher.She teaches me to be strong and teaches me how to be a true man from my yonth(這里指青年時(shí)代）.She let me free so I have a lovely life,and I remember I had a lovely childhood,too.She is always very good-tempered.I am thinkful to her for everything.I will never forget her.When she is old,I'll take good care of her.風(fēng)和太陽(yáng)(The Wind And The Sun)

One day the wind said to the sun, “Look at that man walking along the road.I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.”

“We will see about that,” said the sun.“I will let you try first.”

So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak.He blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.“I give up,” said the wind at last.“I cannot get his cloak off.” Then the sun tried.He shone as hard as he could.The man soon became hot and took off his cloak.(有一天風(fēng)跟太陽(yáng)說(shuō): “看看那個(gè)沿著路上走的人.我可以比你快讓他把披風(fēng)脫下來(lái).)(“我們等著看吧,”太陽(yáng)說(shuō), “我讓你先試.)

(因此風(fēng)嘗試讓那個(gè)人把披風(fēng)脫下來(lái).他用力地吹,可是那個(gè)人把披風(fēng)拉得更緊.)

(“我放棄了,”風(fēng)最后說(shuō), “我無(wú)法讓他把披風(fēng)脫下來(lái).”然后由太陽(yáng)試試看.他盡可能地曬他.不久,那個(gè)人很熱就把披風(fēng)脫下來(lái)了.)第一篇：THE NEWSPAPER 報(bào) 紙

Nowadays the newspaper possesses considerable value Everybody should read it.It supplies us with a variety of news every day.It tells us the political situation of the world.If we form the habit of reading the newspaper, we shall(will)get enough knowledge to cope with our circumstances.現(xiàn)今報(bào)紙擁有極大的價(jià)值，人人都應(yīng)該看它。它每天提供我們各種類(lèi)類(lèi)的消息。它告訴我們世界政治局勢(shì)。如果我們養(yǎng)成看報(bào)的習(xí)慣，我們就能得到足夠的知識(shí)來(lái)因應(yīng)我們的環(huán)境。學(xué)生雖然每天須做功課，但他們至少應(yīng)該勻出一兩個(gè)小時(shí)來(lái)看報(bào)。哪些，他們不但能增加知識(shí)而且也能趕上時(shí)代。總而言之，看報(bào)對(duì)學(xué)生很有益處。

------------------第二篇：MY DAILY LIFE 我的日常生活

Though my daily life is extremely monotonous, I try hard to adapt myself to it.Why? Because I intend to be a good student.I wish to render service to my country.I get up at six o’clock every day.After I wash my face and brush my teeth, I begin to review my lessons.I go to school at seven o’clock.After school is over, I return home.We usually have supper at seven o’clock.Then I begin to do my homework.I want to finish it before I go to bed.雖然我的日常生活十分單調(diào)，但我卻竭力設(shè)法去適應(yīng)它。為什么？因?yàn)槲掖蛩阕鲆粋€(gè)好學(xué)生，希望將來(lái)為國(guó)家服務(wù)。

我每天六點(diǎn)起床、洗臉?biāo)⒀篮螅烷_(kāi)始復(fù)習(xí)功課，七點(diǎn)鐘我就去上學(xué)。

放學(xué)后，我就回家了。我們通常在七點(diǎn)鐘吃晚餐，之后我就開(kāi)始做家庭作業(yè)，希望在睡覺(jué)前把它做完。

第三篇：A MODEL STUDENT 模范學(xué)生

Do you mind being called a bad student? Of course not.So far as I know, everybody intends to be(become)a model student.However, to be a model student is by no means an easy thing.First, he must do his best to obtain knowledge.A man without sufficient knowledge will not succeed.Secondly, he must remember to improve his health.Only a strong man can do great tasks.Thirdly, he should receive moral education.If his conduct is not good, no one will consider making friends with him.你價(jià)意被稱(chēng)為壞學(xué)生嗎？當(dāng)然不。就我所知，每個(gè)人都打算做模范學(xué)生。

然而，做模范學(xué)生卻不容易。第一，他必須盡力獲得知識(shí)（求知）。一個(gè)沒(méi)有足夠知識(shí)的人是不會(huì)成功的。第二，他必須記住促進(jìn)健康。只有強(qiáng)壯的人才能做大事。第三，他應(yīng)該接受道德教育。如果他品行不好，沒(méi)有人會(huì)考慮和他交朋友的。

第四篇：HOW TO GET HAPPINESS 如何獲得快樂(lè)

There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world.Without it, life will be empty and meaningless.If you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.First, health is the secret of happiness(the key to happiness).Only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.Secondly, happiness consists in contentment.A man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.無(wú)疑的快樂(lè)是世界上最寶貴的東西。沒(méi)有它，人生將是空虛的而且毫無(wú)意義的。如果你希望知道如何獲得快樂(lè)，你須注意下面兩點(diǎn)。

健康是快樂(lè)的要訣。唯有身體強(qiáng)壯的人才能享受人生的樂(lè)趣。

快樂(lè)在于知足。一個(gè)不滿(mǎn)于現(xiàn)狀的人終是處在痛苦之中。

第五篇：BOOKS 書(shū)籍

As is well known, books teach us to learn life, truth, science and many other useful things.They increase our knowledge, broaden our minds and strengthen our character.In other words, they are our good teachers and wise friends.This is the reason why our parents always encourage us to read more books.Reading is a good thing, but we must pay great attention to the choice of books.It is true that we can derive benefits from good books.However, bad books will do us more harm than good.如眾所周知，書(shū)籍教我們學(xué)習(xí)人生，真理，科學(xué)以及其它許多有用的東西。它們?cè)黾游覀兊闹R(shí)，擴(kuò)大我們的心胸并加強(qiáng)我們的品格。換句話說(shuō)，它們是我們的良師益友。這是為什么我們的父母終是鼓勵(lì)我們要多讀書(shū)的理由。

讀書(shū)是一好事，但我們必須多加注意書(shū)的選擇。不錯(cuò)，我們能從好書(shū)中獲得益處。然而，壞書(shū)卻對(duì)我們有害無(wú)益。

第六篇：A TRIP TO THE COUNTRY 鄉(xiāng)村游記

One Sunday my mother(Mother)had(made)me take my little young brother to the a trip to the country.She bade me take good care of him.While we were walking along the road, the sun was shining brightly and the breeze was blowing gently.We saw the beautiful flowers smile(smiling)at us and heard the

birds sing(singing)their sweet songs on the trees.The scenery was indeed very pretty(beautiful).When we felt tired, we returned home.We saw Mother(our mother)wait(waiting)for us at the door.有一個(gè)星期日，我母親叫我?guī)〉艿苋ムl(xiāng)村游歷。她吩咐我要好好照料他。

當(dāng)我們沿著道路行走的時(shí)候，太陽(yáng)燦爛地照耀著，微風(fēng)輕輕地吹著。我們看見(jiàn)美麗的花兒對(duì)我們微笑著，并聽(tīng)見(jiàn)鳥(niǎo)兒在樹(shù)上唱著悅耳的歌曲，風(fēng)景實(shí)十分美麗。

當(dāng)我們感覺(jué)到疲倦的時(shí)候，我們就回家了。我們看見(jiàn)母樣正在門(mén)口等候我們。

第七篇：BE PATRIOTIC 要愛(ài)國(guó)

It is the duty of every citizen to make the country rich and powerful(To make the country rich and strong is...).In order to accomplish this object one must be patriotic(love his country).I consider this an unchangeable truth.How can a student love his country(be patriotic)? I find my answer very simple and clear.He must study hard and store up knowledge so as to serve his(the)country in the future.If every student can do according to what I said, the country will certainly be rich and powerful.要使國(guó)家富強(qiáng)是每個(gè)公民的責(zé)任。為了達(dá)到此目的，必須愛(ài)國(guó)。我認(rèn)為這是一條不易的定理。

一個(gè)學(xué)生如何才能愛(ài)國(guó)呢？我發(fā)覺(jué)答復(fù)很簡(jiǎn)單明了。他必須用功讀書(shū)并積儲(chǔ)知識(shí)以便將來(lái)服務(wù)國(guó)家。如果每個(gè)學(xué)生能按照我所說(shuō)的去做，國(guó)家一定會(huì)富強(qiáng)。

第八篇：THE VALUE OF TIME 愛(ài)惜時(shí)光

An English proverb says that time is money.I consider it(this)wrong.Why? Because we all know that we can earn money be work but can not in any way get back time(in anyway).For this reason, we may(can)say that time is more valuable than money.Many people do not know the value of time.It(this)is indeed a great pity.We must bear(keep)in mind that wasting time is equal to wasting your life.英國(guó)有句諺語(yǔ)說(shuō)，時(shí)間就是金錢(qián)。我認(rèn)為這是不對(duì)的。為什么？因?yàn)槲覀兇蠹叶贾牢覀兡軌蛴霉ぷ髻嶅X(qián)，但無(wú)論如何卻無(wú)法把時(shí)間爭(zhēng)取回來(lái)。基于此種理由，我們可以說(shuō)時(shí)間比錢(qián)錢(qián)更寶貴。

許多人不知愛(ài)惜時(shí)光。這確實(shí)是可惜的。我們必須記住浪費(fèi)時(shí)間等于浪費(fèi)生命。

本文的題目叫Love Your Life 熱愛(ài)生活，希望大家會(huì)喜歡這篇英語(yǔ)小短文。

However mean your life is,meet it and live it;do not shun it and call it hard names.It is not so bad as you are.It looks poorest when you are richest.The fault-finder will find faults in paradise.Love your life,poor as it is.You may perhaps have some pleasant,thrilling,glorious hourss,even in a poor-house.The setting sun is reflected from the windows of the alms-house as brightly as from the rich man's abode;the snow melts before its door as early in the spring.I do not see but a quiet mind may live as contentedly there,and have as cheering thoughts,as in a palace.The town's poor seem to me often to live the most independent lives of any.May be they are simply great enough to receive without misgiving.Most think that they are above being supported by the town;but it often happens that they are not above supporting themselves by dishonest means.which should be more disreputable.Cultivate poverty

like a garden herb,like sage.Do not trouble yourself much to get new things,whether clothes or friends,Turn the old,return to them.Things do not change;we change.Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.英語(yǔ)小短文譯文：不論你的生活如何卑賤，你要面對(duì)它生活，不要躲避它，更別用惡言咒罵它。它不像你那樣壞。你最富有的時(shí)候，倒是看似最窮。愛(ài)找缺點(diǎn)的人就是到天堂里也能找到缺點(diǎn)。你要愛(ài)你的生活，盡管它貧窮。甚至在一個(gè)濟(jì)貧院里，你也還有愉快、高興、光榮的時(shí)候。夕陽(yáng)反射在濟(jì)貧院的窗上，像身在富戶(hù)人家窗上一樣光亮；在那門(mén)前，積雪同在早春融化。我只看到，一個(gè)從容的人，在哪里也像在皇宮中一樣，生活得心滿(mǎn)意足而富有愉快的思想。城鎮(zhèn)中的窮人，我看，倒往往是過(guò)著最獨(dú)立不羈的生活。也許因?yàn)樗麄兒軅ゴ螅允苤疅o(wú)愧。大多數(shù)人以為他們是超然的，不靠城鎮(zhèn)來(lái)支援他們；可是事實(shí)上他們是往往利用了不正當(dāng)?shù)氖侄蝸?lái)對(duì)付生活，他們是毫不超脫的，毋寧是不體面的。視貧窮如園中之花而像圣人一樣耕植它吧！不要找新的花樣，無(wú)論是新的朋友或新的衣服，來(lái)麻煩你自己。找舊的，回到那里去。萬(wàn)物不變，是我們?cè)谧儭Ｄ愕囊路梢再u(mài)掉，但要保留你的思想。

第九篇：WHY SHOULD WE STUDY ENGLISH 為什么我們要學(xué)英文

If you want to ask me why we should study English, my answer will be simple and clear.Now let me enumerate the reasons one by one in the following.In the first place, English has become an international language.If you know English, you van make a trip round the world without being misunderstood.In the second place, most valuable books, newspapers and magazines are written in English.If you wish(hope)to get knowledge, you must learn English.如果你要問(wèn)我們?yōu)槭裁次覀円獙W(xué)英文。我的答復(fù)很簡(jiǎn)單明了。現(xiàn)在讓我來(lái)把我的理由一一列舉在下面：

英文已成為一種國(guó)際語(yǔ)言。如果你通曉它，你可以環(huán)游世界不會(huì)被人誤解。

大多數(shù)有價(jià)值的書(shū)籍，報(bào)紙和雜志都是用英文寫(xiě)的。如果你希望獲得知識(shí)，你必須學(xué)習(xí)英文。

第十篇：MY BIRTHDAY 我的生日

Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me presents.Mother prepared a tea party for me.I invited all of them to come and take part in it.The tea party began at half past six.There were cold drinks and refreshments.We ate, talked and laughed.We felt that we were the happiest men in the world.Time passed quickly.In a twinkling, the clock on the wall struck nine.We could not but say “Good-bye” to one another.昨天是我生日，所以有幾位我的同班同學(xué)送我禮。母親給我準(zhǔn)備一個(gè)茶會(huì)。我邀請(qǐng)他們都前來(lái)參加。

茶會(huì)下午六點(diǎn)半開(kāi)始。有冷飲和點(diǎn)心。我們又吃又談?dòng)中ΑＮ覀冇X(jué)得是世界上最快樂(lè)的人。時(shí)間過(guò)得很快。轉(zhuǎn)瞬間，墻上的鐘敲九點(diǎn)了。我們不得不互道再見(jiàn)。

本文的題目叫Love Your Life 熱愛(ài)生活，希望大家會(huì)喜歡這篇英語(yǔ)小短文。

However mean your life is,meet it and live it;do not shun it and call it hard names.It is

not so bad as you are.It looks poorest when you are richest.The fault-finder will find faults in paradise.Love your life,poor as it is.You may perhaps have some pleasant,thrilling,glorious hourss,even in a poor-house.The setting sun is reflected from the windows of the alms-house as brightly as from the rich man's abode;the snow melts before its door as early in the spring.I do not see but a quiet mind may live as contentedly there,and have as cheering thoughts,as in a palace.The town's poor seem to me often to live the most independent lives of any.May be they are simply great enough to receive without misgiving.Most think that they are above being supported by the town;but it often happens that they are not above supporting themselves by dishonest means.which should be more disreputable.Cultivate poverty like a garden herb,like sage.Do not trouble yourself much to get new things,whether clothes or friends,Turn the old,return to them.Things do not change;we change.Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.英語(yǔ)小短文譯文：不論你的生活如何卑賤，你要面對(duì)它生活，不要躲避它，更別用惡言咒罵它。它不像你那樣壞。你最富有的時(shí)候，倒是看似最窮。愛(ài)找缺點(diǎn)的人就是到天堂里也能找到缺點(diǎn)。你要愛(ài)你的生活，盡管它貧窮。甚至在一個(gè)濟(jì)貧院里，你也還有愉快、高興、光榮的時(shí)候。夕陽(yáng)反射在濟(jì)貧院的窗上，像身在富戶(hù)人家窗上一樣光亮；在那門(mén)前，積雪同在早春融化。我只看到，一個(gè)從容的人，在哪里也像在皇宮中一樣，生活得心滿(mǎn)意足而富有愉快的思想。城鎮(zhèn)中的窮人，我看，倒往往是過(guò)著最獨(dú)立不羈的生活。也許因?yàn)樗麄兒軅ゴ螅允苤疅o(wú)愧。大多數(shù)人以為他們是超然的，不靠城鎮(zhèn)來(lái)支援他們；可是事實(shí)上他們是往往利用了不正當(dāng)?shù)氖侄蝸?lái)對(duì)付生活，他們是毫不超脫的，毋寧是不體面的。視貧窮如園中之花而像圣人一樣耕植它吧！不要找新的花樣，無(wú)論是新的朋友或新的衣服，來(lái)麻煩你自己。找舊的，回到那里去。萬(wàn)物不變，是我們?cè)谧儭Ｄ愕囊路梢再u(mài)掉，但要保留你的思想。

第四篇：英語(yǔ)小短文(帶翻譯)

Whether sixty or sixteen, there is in every human being's heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what's next and the joy of the game of living.In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station: so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long are you young.無(wú)論是60歲還是16歲，你需要保持永不衰竭的好奇心、永不熄滅的孩提般求知的渴望和追求事業(yè)成功的歡樂(lè)與熱情。在你我的心底，有一座無(wú)線電臺(tái)，它能在多長(zhǎng)時(shí)間里接收到人間萬(wàn)物傳遞來(lái)的美好、希望、歡樂(lè)、鼓舞和力量的信息，你就會(huì)年輕多長(zhǎng)時(shí)間。

An individual human existence should be like a river—small at first, narrowly contained within its banks, and rushing passionately past boulders and over waterfalls.Gradually the river grows wider, the banks recede, the waters flow more quietly, and in the end, without any visible break, they become merged in the sea, and painlessly lose their individual being.人的生命應(yīng)當(dāng)像河流，開(kāi)始是涓涓細(xì)流，受兩岸的限制而十分狹窄，爾后奔騰咆哮，翻過(guò)危巖，飛越瀑布，河面漸漸開(kāi)闊，河岸也隨之向兩邊隱去，最后水流平緩，森森無(wú)際，匯入大海之中，個(gè)人就這樣毫無(wú)痛苦地消失了。

Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity,of the appetite for adventure over the love of ease.This often exists in a man of sixty more than a boy of twenty.Nobody grows old merely by a number of years.We grow old by deserting our ideals.青春意味著戰(zhàn)勝懦弱的那股大丈夫氣概和擯棄安逸的那種冒險(xiǎn)精神。往往一個(gè)60歲的老者比一個(gè)20歲的青年更多一點(diǎn)這種勁頭。人老不僅僅是歲月流逝所致，更主要的是不思進(jìn)取的結(jié)果。Years may wrinkle the skin,but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.Worry, fear, self-distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust.光陰可以在顏面上留下印記，而熱情之火的熄滅則在心靈上刻下皺紋。煩惱、恐懼、缺乏自信會(huì)扭曲人的靈魂，并將青春化為灰燼。

愛(ài)情的世界很大也很小

The love world is big, which can hold hundreds of disappointments;the love world is small which is crowded even with three people inside.原來(lái)愛(ài)情的世界很大，大到可以裝下上百種委屈； 原來(lái)愛(ài)情的世界很小，小到三個(gè)人就擠到窒息。

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.對(duì)于世界而言，你是一個(gè)人；但是對(duì)于某個(gè)人，你是他的整個(gè)世界。

Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you.不要為那些不愿在你身上花費(fèi)時(shí)間的人而浪費(fèi)你的時(shí)間。

Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.不要著急，最好的總會(huì)在最不經(jīng)意的時(shí)候出現(xiàn)。

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.在遇到夢(mèng)中人之前，上天也許會(huì)安排我們先遇到別的人； 在我們終于遇見(jiàn)心儀的人時(shí)，便應(yīng)當(dāng)心存感激。

It is better bo have love and lost than never to have loved at all.寧可曾經(jīng)愛(ài)過(guò)而失敗，也不要從來(lái)未曾有過(guò)一次愛(ài)。

Love me little, love me long.愛(ài)不貴親密，而貴長(zhǎng)久。

To live in a world without you is more painful than any punishment.Do you know that no one can replace you in my heart? 生活在沒(méi)有的你的世界，比任何一種懲罰都要痛苦，你知道嗎，對(duì)我而言，你是任何人都無(wú)法取代的。

If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.如果愛(ài)情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。

Love makes man grow up or sink down.愛(ài)情，要么讓人成熟，要么讓人墮落。

The only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget.當(dāng)你不能再擁有的時(shí)候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘記。

To forgive is not to forget, nor remit, but let it go;to be lonely is not because you have no friends, but no one is living in your heart.寬恕、原諒并不代表忘記，也不代表赦免，而是放自己一條生路。孤單不是有沒(méi)有朋友，而是有沒(méi)有人住在你心里。

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.失去某人，最糟糕的莫過(guò)于，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠(yuǎn)在天邊。

To keep someone around you is not love;love is to let the one you love go freely.不是把對(duì)方留在自己身邊才叫愛(ài)，能放手讓所愛(ài)的人離開(kāi)，也是愛(ài)的一種。

During the whole life, you will regret for two things: one is that you don’t get the one you love and the other is the one you love is not happy.人的一生，有兩種遺憾最折磨人：一是得不到你心愛(ài)的人；二是心愛(ài)的人得不到幸福。

Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.不要因?yàn)榻Y(jié)束而哭泣，微笑吧，為你的曾經(jīng)擁有。

Never expect the perfect man, it’s not because that you cannot find, but just because there is no perfect man.不要期待完美的男人，不是因?yàn)槟闫诖坏剑歉緵](méi)有完美的男人。

An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.一段不被接受的愛(ài)情，需要的不是傷心，而是時(shí)間，一段可以用來(lái)遺忘的時(shí)間。一顆被深深傷了的心，需要的不是同情，而是明白。

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.我愛(ài)你，不是因?yàn)槟闶且粋€(gè)怎樣的人，而是因?yàn)槲蚁矚g與你在一起時(shí)的感覺(jué)。

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry.沒(méi)有人值得讓你為他/她流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會(huì)讓你哭泣。

It’s often said that you will have the same life as the person you find.Therefore, different choices make different endings.人們說(shuō)，找到了什么樣的人就有了什么樣的生活，于是不同的選擇，就有不同的童話結(jié)尾。

Sometimes you need to look back, otherwise you will never know what you have lost in the way of forever searching.偶爾要回頭看看，否則永遠(yuǎn)都在追尋，而不知道自己失去了什么。

Most of people are looking forward the crystal-like love—pure without any defect.However the truth is most people are having the glass-like love.許多人向往水晶般的愛(ài)情，晶瑩剔透沒(méi)有瑕疵。但更多人擁有的是玻璃般的愛(ài)情。

The one you love also loves you.This is a miracle.And the god names this as falling in love with each other.自己愛(ài)的人同時(shí)也愛(ài)著自己，這簡(jiǎn)直是一種奇跡，神明為這種奇跡取了一個(gè)名字，叫做戀愛(ài)。

How it feels when you are loved by the one you love? How could it be like? If you want to answer it immediately, you shall know how happy you are.被自己所愛(ài)的人深?lèi)?ài)著是什么樣的感覺(jué)呢？會(huì)是什么樣子呢？ 想要立刻回答的人，你要知道自己是多么幸福。

Hope and trust is the tail of a lizard, which can reproduce even after being cut off.希望和信任是蜥蜴的尾巴，即使被切斷，但它們還會(huì)再長(zhǎng)出來(lái)。

Do you think that the sourest feeling is to be jealous? No, the sourest thing is that you have no rights to be jealous.That’s the sourest thing.你以為最酸的感覺(jué)是吃醋嗎？不是的，最酸溜溜的感覺(jué)是沒(méi)權(quán)吃醋，根本就輪不到你吃醋，那才是…

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.失去某人，最糟糕的莫過(guò)于，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠(yuǎn)在天邊。

To lost in something you love is better than to win in something you hate.寧可失敗在你喜歡的事情上，也不要成功在你所憎惡的事情上。

It is better bo have love and lost than never to have loved at all.寧可曾經(jīng)愛(ài)過(guò)而失敗，也不要從來(lái)未曾有過(guò)一次愛(ài)。

I know that love shall not be compared, but I still used to complaining what he is lack of.我知道感情不能拿來(lái)比較，但無(wú)意中還是習(xí)慣抱怨他所缺少的。

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因?yàn)槟悴恢钦l(shuí)會(huì)愛(ài)上你的笑容。

Love is an impossible meeting.For example, I am a bird flying in sky, you are a leopard in forest.We just fall in love accidentally.緣分是不可能的相遇。比如我是空中的鳥(niǎo)，你是林中的豹，只是我們碰巧相愛(ài)。

When someone abandons you, it is him that gets loss because he lost someone who truly loves him but you just lost one who doesn’t love you.當(dāng)你認(rèn)為被拋棄的時(shí)候，受損失的其實(shí)是對(duì)方：

因?yàn)樗チ艘粋€(gè)真正喜歡他的人，而你只不過(guò)少了一個(gè)不喜歡你…

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.愛(ài)你的人如果沒(méi)有按你所希望的方式來(lái)愛(ài)你，那并不代表他們沒(méi)有全心全意地愛(ài)你。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.好的愛(ài)情是你通過(guò)一個(gè)人看到整個(gè)世界，壞的愛(ài)情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界。

Why to ask so much when you are in love? The mature never ask the past, the wise never ask the present and the open-minded never ask the future.愛(ài)，又何必多問(wèn)？成熟的人不問(wèn)過(guò)去，聰明的人不問(wèn)現(xiàn)在，豁達(dá)的人不問(wèn)未來(lái)。

The key for happiness is not to find a perfect person, but find someone and build a perfect relationship with him.幸福的關(guān)鍵不在于找到一個(gè)完美的人，而在找到一個(gè)人，然后和他一起努力建立一個(gè)完美的關(guān)系。

If you leave me, please don’t comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.離開(kāi)我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補(bǔ)也會(huì)遭遇穿刺的痛。

那些年那些天非做不可的事情....Age has reached the end of the beginning of a word.May be guilty in his seems to passing a lot of different life became the appearance of the same day;May be back in the past, to oneself the paranoid weird belief disillusionment, these days, my mind has been very messy, in my mind constantly.Always feel oneself should go to do something, or write something.Twenty years of life trajectory deeply shallow, suddenly feel something, do it.一字開(kāi)頭的年齡已經(jīng)到了尾聲。或許是愧疚于自己似乎把轉(zhuǎn)瞬即逝的很多個(gè)不同的日子過(guò)成了同一天的樣子；或許是追溯過(guò)去，對(duì)自己那些近乎偏執(zhí)的怪異信念的醒悟，這些天以來(lái)，思緒一直很凌亂，在腦海中不斷糾纏。總覺(jué)得自己自己似乎應(yīng)該去做點(diǎn)什么，或者寫(xiě)點(diǎn)什么。二十年的人生軌跡深深淺淺，突然就感覺(jué)到有些事情，非做不可了。The end of our life, and can meet many things really do?

而窮盡我們的一生，又能遇到多少事情是真正地非做不可？

During my childhood, think lucky money and new clothes are necessary for New Year, but as the advance of the age, will be more and more found that those things are optional;Junior high school, thought to have a crush on just means that the real growth, but over the past three years later, his writing of alumni in peace, suddenly found that isn't really grow up, it seems is not so important;Then in high school, think don't want to give vent to out your inner voice can be in the high school children of the feelings in a period, but was eventually infarction when graduation party in the throat, later again stood on the pitch he has sweat profusely, looked at his thrown a basketball hoops, suddenly found himself has already can't remember his appearance.童年時(shí)，覺(jué)得壓歲錢(qián)和新衣服是過(guò)年必備，但是隨著年齡的推進(jìn)，會(huì)越來(lái)越發(fā)現(xiàn)，那些東西根本就可有可無(wú)；初中時(shí)，以為要有一場(chǎng)暗戀才意味著真正的成長(zhǎng)，但三年過(guò)去后，自己心平氣和的寫(xiě)同學(xué)錄的時(shí)候，突然就發(fā)現(xiàn)是不是真正的成長(zhǎng)了，好像并沒(méi)有那么重要了；然后到了高中，覺(jué)得非要吐露出自己的心聲才能為高中生涯里的懵懂情愫劃上一個(gè)句點(diǎn)，但畢業(yè)晚會(huì)的時(shí)候最終還是被梗塞在了咽喉，后來(lái)再次站在他曾經(jīng)揮汗如雨的球場(chǎng)，看著他投過(guò)籃球的球框時(shí)，突然間發(fā)現(xiàn)自己已經(jīng)想不起他的容顏。Originally, this world, can produce a chemical reaction to an event, in addition to resolutely, have to do, and time.原來(lái)，這個(gè)世界上，對(duì)某個(gè)事件能產(chǎn)生化學(xué)反應(yīng)的，除了非做不可的堅(jiān)決，還有，時(shí)間。A person's time, your ideas are always special to clear.Want, want, line is clear, as if nothing could shake his.Also once seemed to be determined to do something, but more often is he backed out at last.Dislike his cowardice, finally found that there are a lot of love, there are a lot of miss, like shadow really have been doomed.Those who do, just green years oneself give oneself an arm injection, or is a self-righteous spiritual.一個(gè)人的時(shí)候，自己的想法總是特別地清晰。想要的，不想要的，界限明確，好像沒(méi)有什么可以撼動(dòng)自己。也曾經(jīng)好像已經(jīng)下定了決心去做某件事，但更多的時(shí)候是最后又打起了退堂鼓。嫌惡過(guò)自己的怯懦，最終卻發(fā)現(xiàn)有很多緣分，有很多錯(cuò)過(guò)，好像冥冥之中真的已經(jīng)注定。那些曾經(jīng)所謂的非做不可，只是青蔥年華里自己給自己注射的一支強(qiáng)心劑，或者說(shuō)，是自以為是的精神寄托罷了。

At the moment, the sky is dark, the air is fresh factor after just rained.Suddenly thought of blue plaid shirt;Those were broken into various shapes of stationery;From the corner at the beginning of deep friendship;Have declared the end of the encounter that haven't start planning...Those years, those days of do, finally, like youth, will end in our life.此刻，天空是陰暗的，空氣里有著剛下過(guò)雨之后的清新因子。突然想到那件藍(lán)格子襯衫；那些被折成各種各樣形狀的信紙；那段從街角深巷伊始的友誼；還有那場(chǎng)還沒(méi)有開(kāi)始就宣告了終結(jié)的邂逅計(jì)劃……那些年那些天的非做不可，終于和青春一樣，都將在我們的人生中謝幕。

經(jīng)典英文愛(ài)情詩(shī)句

Without you?I'd be a soul without a purpose.Without you?I'd be an emotion without a heart I'm a face without expression,A heart with no beat.Without you by my side,I'm just a flame without the 沒(méi)有你？ 我將是一個(gè)沒(méi)有目的的靈魂；

沒(méi)有你？ 我的情感將沒(méi)有了根基；我將是一張沒(méi)有表情的臉；一顆停止跳動(dòng)的心； 沒(méi)有你在我身邊；我只是一束沒(méi)有熱量的火焰。If you were a teardrop;In my eye, For fear of losing you,I would never cry And if the golden sun,Should cease to shine its light, Just one smile from you,Would make my whole world bright 譯文: 如果你是我眼里的;一滴淚;為了不失去你;我將永不哭泣;如果金色的陽(yáng)光;停止了它耀眼的光芒;你的一個(gè)微笑;將照亮我的整個(gè)世界。

If I were to fall in love,It would have to be with youYour eyes, your smile,The way you laugh,The things you say and do Take me to the places,My heart never knew So, if I were to fall in love,It would have to be with you.Ed Walter 如果說(shuō)我已陷入情網(wǎng)； 我的情人就是你； 你的眼睛，你的微笑；

你的笑臉；你說(shuō)的一切，你做的一切； 讓我的心迷失了方向； 所以，如果說(shuō)我已陷入情網(wǎng)； 我的愛(ài)人就是你。

Forgive me for needing you in my life;Forgive me for enjoying the beauty of your body and soul;Forgive me for wanting to be with you when I grow old原諒我生活中不能沒(méi)有你;原諒我欣賞你軀體和心靈的美麗;原諒我希望永生永世和你在一起。

My river runs to thee.Blue sea, wilt thou welcome me? My river awaits reply.Oh!sea, look graciously.Emily Dickinson 我是一條朝你奔流而去的小溪，藍(lán)色的大海啊，你愿意接納我嗎？ 優(yōu)雅的大海啊，小溪正在等待你的回答。

All it took was one glance.Now all I ask is one chance,To try to win your heart.Just give me a chance to start.I'll show you it was meant to be詩(shī).To be together is our destiny 我對(duì)你一見(jiàn)鐘情。

我所要求的全部就是給我一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)，以贏取你的芳心。

只要給我一個(gè)開(kāi)始的機(jī)會(huì),我將向你證明這是前世的安排，我倆的結(jié)合是冥冥之中的定數(shù)。Two star-crossed lovers in perfect harmony Just give me a chance and you will agree.I was meant for you.And you were meant for me.兩個(gè)命運(yùn)多舛的情人如此和諧地在一起，只要給我一線希望，你終將答應(yīng)。我為你而生，你因我而存在。

Please forgive me for falling in love with you.Forgive me for loving you with all my heart.Forgive me for never wanting to be apart.Sandra Robbins Heaton 請(qǐng)?jiān)徫覑?ài)上你;原諒我用全部的身心愛(ài)你;原諒我永不愿與你分離。Without you?I'd be a soul without a purpose.Without you?I'd be an emotion without a heart.I'm a face without expression,A heart with no beat.Without you by my side,I'm just a flame without the heat.Elle Kimberly Schmick 沒(méi)有你？ 我將是一個(gè)沒(méi)有目的的靈魂；

沒(méi)有你？ 我的情感將沒(méi)有了根基；我將是一張沒(méi)有表情的臉；一顆停止跳動(dòng)的心； 沒(méi)有你在我身邊；我只是一束沒(méi)有熱量的火焰。

If you were a teardrop;In my eye,For fear of losing you,I would never cry.And if the golden sun,Should cease to shine its light,Just one smile from you,Would make my whole world bright.Hannah Jo Keen 如果你是我眼里的一滴淚;為了不失去你;我將永不哭泣;如果金色的陽(yáng)光;停止了它耀眼的光芒;你的一個(gè)微笑，將照亮我的整個(gè)世界。

Forgive me for needing you in my life;Forgive me for enjoying the beauty of your body and soul;Forgive me for wanting to be with you when I grow old.Sandra Robbins Heaton 原諒我生活中不能沒(méi)有你;原諒我欣賞你軀體和心靈的美麗;原諒我希望永生永世和你在一起。

There is a lady sweet and kind, Was never a face so pleased my mind;I did but see her passing by, And yet, I'll love her till I die.Thomas Ford 有一位姑娘甜美又溫柔;從未有一張臉讓我如此心蕩神搖;我只看見(jiàn)她經(jīng)過(guò);就會(huì)愛(ài)她到永遠(yuǎn)。

When I wake up in the morning,You are all I see;When I think about you,And how happy you make me.You're everything I wanted;You're everything I need;I look at you and know;That you are all to me.Barry Fitzpatrick 當(dāng)我在早晨醒來(lái),我看到的只有你;當(dāng)我想你的時(shí)候,你讓我快樂(lè)無(wú)比;你是我想要的一切;你的我需要的一切。

我凝視著你，知道，你是我的一切。

You make me feel so happy;Whenever I'm with you.You make me feel so special--This love is too good to be true.Rosemary Anne Nash 任何時(shí)候和你在一起，你都讓我覺(jué)得如此開(kāi)心，給我的感覺(jué)如些特別──這份愛(ài)如此美好，它真的存在嗎？

If you were a teardrop,In my eye,For fear of losing you,I would never cry.And if the golden sun,Should cease to shine its light,Just one smile from you,Would make my whole world bright.Hannah Jo Kee 如果你是我眼里的,一滴淚,為了不失去你,我將永不哭泣。如果金色的陽(yáng)光，停止了它耀眼的光芒，你的一個(gè)微笑，將照亮我的整個(gè)世界。Since the first time I saw you,I felt something inside,I don't know if it's love at first sight,I do know I really like you a lot.Tanya C Medeiros 自從第一次見(jiàn)到你,我的內(nèi)心無(wú)法平靜,我不知道這是否是一見(jiàn)鍾情,我只知道我真的很喜歡你。Thoughts of you dance through my mind.Knowing, it is just a matter of time.Wondering...will u ever be mine?You are in my dreams, night...and sometimes...day.The thoughts seem to never fade away.Corwin Corey Amber 對(duì)你的思念揮之不去,我知道，那只是個(gè)時(shí)間的問(wèn)題。我想知道，你將屬于我嗎？你在我的夢(mèng)里、夜里，甚至白天里出現(xiàn)，我對(duì)你的思念永無(wú)止境。

I have searched a thousand years,And I have cried a thousand tears.I found everything I need,You are everything to me.Barry Fitzpatrick 我尋覓了千萬(wàn)年，我哭泣了千萬(wàn)次。我已經(jīng)找到了需要的一切，你就是我的一切。

Her gesture, motion, and her smiles,Her wit, her voice my heart beguiles,Beguiles my heart, I know not why,And yet, I'll love her till I die.Thomas Ford 她的一舉一動(dòng)，她的一顰一笑； 她的聰慧，她的聲音將我的心俘虜；

將我的心俘虜。我不明白個(gè)中緣由，但我會(huì)愛(ài)她到永遠(yuǎn)。

I just wish someday and somehow,We can be back together, Together we'll stay,Always and forever.我只希望有那么一天，不管怎樣；

我們能重新在一起；相依相伴，直到永遠(yuǎn)！

Whenever you need me, I'll be here.Whenever you're in trouble, I'm always near.Whenever you feel alone, and you think everyone has given up...Reach out for me, and I will give you my everlasting love.當(dāng)你需要我的時(shí)候，我都會(huì)在這里； 當(dāng)你有麻煩的時(shí)候，我都會(huì)在你身邊；

當(dāng)你覺(jué)得孤獨(dú)的時(shí)候；當(dāng)你認(rèn)為所有的人都已絕望； 到我這里來(lái)，我會(huì)給你所有的愛(ài)。

Don't worry about looking handsome,Or being strong and brave.Just as you love me unconditionally,I love you just the same.不要擔(dān)心自己是否英俊，是否強(qiáng)壯，是否勇敢，我將無(wú)條件地愛(ài)你，就象你無(wú)條件地愛(ài)我一樣。If I cried a tear of painful sorrow,If I lost all hope for a new tomorrow,Would you dry my tear and ease my pain,Would you make me smile once again? 如果我因深深的悲哀而痛哭，如果我已對(duì)明天失去了所有的希望，你是否會(huì)為我擦去淚水，撫平傷痛，你是否會(huì)讓我歡顏依舊？

how do i say i love you? how do i tell you i care? how do i tell you i've missed you, and let you know i'm here? 我如何說(shuō)我愛(ài)你？我如何告訴你我在乎你？我如何告訴你我一直都在想你？如何讓你知道我就在這里？

This unbreakable bond that unites as one,Is as strong as the ascent of the morning sun.Infinite days and nights of joy stream by, And even beyond the day we die.我們兩人間的紐帶如此牢不可破，并如同東升的旭日勢(shì)不可擋，無(wú)盡的幸福歲月陪伴著我們，生生世世。

You haven't always been here for me, or loved me just the same...But you will always have my heart, until my dying days.Brandi Michelle Lamb 你從未完全屬于我，或一如既往的愛(ài)我，但是我的心將永遠(yuǎn)屬于你，直到我離開(kāi)這個(gè)世界。But through all this time,Remember one thing.I'll love you forever, 'coz to my life, Love and Light, you bring.在往后的歲月里，請(qǐng)你記住一件事，那就是，我將永遠(yuǎn)愛(ài)你，因?yàn)槟銥槲业纳睿瑤?lái)了愛(ài)與光明。

I love the way you smile at me, I love your laugh, so much , The way you walk, the way you talk, Your gentle kiss and touch.Abigail 我喜歡你對(duì)我笑的樣子，喜歡你的笑聲，喜歡，你走路的樣子，你說(shuō)話的神情，你溫柔的吻和愛(ài)撫。

For years I had been searching,For that perfect fantasy, But, I find it in my arms, right now,You are all to me.我已經(jīng)尋找了多年，為了那個(gè)美麗的夢(mèng)想，但是，現(xiàn)在，我發(fā)現(xiàn)它就在我的臂彎里，你就是我的全部。

Ev'ry beat of my heart, loudly cries your name, I want so much to be with you, oh, please, please, feel the same.內(nèi)心的每一次跳動(dòng)，都在呼喊你的名字。我是如此渴望和你在一起，噢，希望你，希望你，能有同樣的感覺(jué)。

And if you get tempted-and start debating, Be reminded again-for YOU...I am waiting.When thoughts run wild-and you start to wonder, The sun always shines-after all the thunder.當(dāng)你受到誘惑---并開(kāi)始斟酌時(shí)，請(qǐng)記住---我在這，等你；當(dāng)你的思想像脫韁的野馬----并開(kāi)始浮想連篇時(shí)，雷霆之后---將陽(yáng)光普照。

Love, so soft and warm beside me, If I were to give my heart, It would have to be to you.Ed Walter 愛(ài)，圍繞在我的身邊，如此溫柔，如此溫馨；如果我要奉獻(xiàn)我的心，那它只屬于你。

When you need someone to listen, I'll be there.When you need a hug, I'll be there.When you need someone to hold your hand, I'll be there.When you need someone to wipe your tears, guess what? I'll be there.William Shakespeare 當(dāng)你需要有人傾聽(tīng)的時(shí)候，我就在這里；當(dāng)你需要溫暖的懷抱的時(shí)候，我就在這里；當(dāng)你需要有人牽你的手，我就在這里。當(dāng)你需要有人為你擦去傷心的淚水，你知道嗎？我就在這里。you are my life.you're my one and only dream.i love you,and to you that i mean.together for always, i hope we will be.i'll love you always.Alison Cunningham 你是我的生命，你是我唯一的夢(mèng)想。我愛(ài)你，只有你，我希望我們能永遠(yuǎn)在一起。我會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)愛(ài)你，如果你仍然愛(ài)……

第五篇：英語(yǔ)短文笑話(帶翻譯)

1、How much English can you speak?

“Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft.He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around.What's more, he only speaks a few words of English.” The judge looked at the defendant and asked, “How much English can you speak?” The defendant looked up and said, “Give me your wallet!”

中文翻譯

“法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來(lái)到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。而且，他只會(huì)說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。” 法官看了看被告，問(wèn)道：“你會(huì)說(shuō)多少英文？” 被告抬起頭，說(shuō)：“把你的錢(qián)包給我！” 2

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day.She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.He said, “What?” 丈夫給妻子看了一項(xiàng)調(diào)查結(jié)果，為了向她證明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000個(gè)字，而女人每天使用30000個(gè)。

妻子想了一會(huì)兒說(shuō)，女人每天說(shuō)的字?jǐn)?shù)是男人的兩倍，因?yàn)樗齻儽仨氈貜?fù)已經(jīng)說(shuō)過(guò)的話。他問(wèn)：“什么？” 3

Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.男孩：這個(gè)座位是空的么？

女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也將是空的。

4、“Tom, what's the matter with your brother?” asked the mother in the kitchen.“He's crying.” “Oh, nothing, Mum,” replied Tom.“I'm eating my cake.He is crying because I won't give him any.” “But has he finished his own cake?” “Yes.” said Tom.“And he also cried when I was helping him finish that.” “湯姆，你弟弟怎么了？” 媽媽在廚房里問(wèn)。“他在哭。” “沒(méi)事兒，媽媽?zhuān)?湯姆答道。“我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因?yàn)槲也唤o他吃。” “他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么？” “是的。” “我?guī)退酝陼r(shí)，他也哭了。”

2009-6-7

A guy says to his friend, “Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.” The friends says, “If I guess right, will you give me one of them?” The first guys says, “If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!” 路人甲對(duì)路人乙說(shuō)，“猜猜我兜里有幾個(gè)子兒？” 路人乙說(shuō)：“我猜對(duì)了，你能給我一個(gè)不？” 路人甲說(shuō)：“你要猜對(duì)了，我兩個(gè)全部給你！”

2009-6-6研究生和本科生的區(qū)別

“I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,” said an instructor at a university graduate engineering course.“When I say 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond 'Good afternoon.' But the graduate students just write it down.” 一個(gè)教師在研究生工程學(xué)課堂上說(shuō)：“我一眼就能看出來(lái)哪些是本科生，哪些是研究生。” “我說(shuō)'下午好'的時(shí)候，本科生回答'下午好'，而研究生則把這句話記在本子上。”

2009-6-5

Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days? Tom: Every month.爸爸：告訴我湯姆，哪個(gè)月有28天呢？ 湯姆：每個(gè)月都有啊！

2009-6-4making faces

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Bobby, when I was a child I was told if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that”.Bobby looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.” 史密斯小姐發(fā)現(xiàn)她的一名學(xué)生在操場(chǎng)上向別人做鬼臉，便去輕責(zé)他。

這位主日學(xué)校的老師甜甜地微笑著，說(shuō)：“博比，我小的時(shí)候，有人告訴我如果我做鬼臉，我的臉就會(huì)僵硬，永遠(yuǎn)都那么丑。” 博比抬頭看了看老師，說(shuō)：“史密斯小姐，你可別說(shuō)沒(méi)人警告過(guò)你啊。”

2009-6-3

A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, “Thanks for the peanuts.” She says, “Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off.”

一名男子帶著朋友去探望他的祖母。

當(dāng)他和祖母聊天時(shí)，他的朋友開(kāi)始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都給吃光了。他們離開(kāi)時(shí)，他的朋友對(duì)祖母說(shuō):“謝謝您的花生。” 結(jié)果祖母說(shuō):“唉！自從我牙齒掉光后，我就只能吮掉花生豆外層的巧克力了。”

2009-6-2

A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey.The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.“All right, son,” asked the father, “What does that show you?” “Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.” 一位父親打算讓自己的兒子知道酒精有多么可怕。

他把分別把兩只蟲(chóng)子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌里做對(duì)比。清水里蟲(chóng)子安然無(wú)恙，結(jié)果威士忌里的蟲(chóng)子蜷縮了幾下就掛掉了。

“所以，兒子啊，”父親問(wèn)道，“得出什么結(jié)論？” “恩，這說(shuō)明，你只要喝酒的話，肚里就不會(huì)長(zhǎng)蟲(chóng)了！”

2009-6-1

Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.“Doctor,” he said, “you must help me.I swallowed a penny about a month ago.”

“Good heavens, man!” said the doctor.“Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?”

“To tell you the truth, Doctor,” the poor man replied, “I didn't need the money so badly then.”

中文翻譯：

一個(gè)看起來(lái)很難受的窮人走進(jìn)大夫的診室。

“大夫！”他說(shuō)，“幫幫我！一個(gè)月前我吞了一分硬幣！”

“天哪，”大夫說(shuō)，“早干嘛去了？你當(dāng)時(shí)怎么不來(lái)看？”

“實(shí)話告訴您吧，大夫，”窮人說(shuō)，“我當(dāng)時(shí)還不缺錢(qián)！”

2009-5-31

Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice? Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.男孩：嗨，我們之前是不是約會(huì)過(guò)，是一次還是兩次，我忘記了。

女孩：應(yīng)該只有一次吧，我從不犯兩次同樣的錯(cuò)誤。

2009-5-30

In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, “What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?” “To be deaf,” replied the boy.“Nonsense!” said the teacher angrily.“Why, sir!Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?” the boy asked in reply disdainfully.在一次音樂(lè)學(xué)院的入學(xué)考試中，老師問(wèn)其中一個(gè)男孩：“音樂(lè)家最重要的生理素質(zhì)是什么？” “耳聾，”男孩答道。

“胡說(shuō)！”老師氣憤地說(shuō)。

“怎么了，先生！難道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音樂(lè)家貝多芬是個(gè)聾子嗎？”男孩輕蔑地反問(wèn)道。

2009-5-28

A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.Bartender: “What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?” The man: “We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month.” Bartender: “That should make you happy.” The man: “No, the month is up today!” 一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。

酒吧招待：“你怎么了？跟老婆鬧矛盾了？” 男人：“我們吵了一架，她說(shuō)一個(gè)月都不跟我說(shuō)話。” 酒吧招待：“那你應(yīng)該高興才是啊！” 男人：“不，今天是這個(gè)月的最后一天。”

【Laughter】2009-5-27 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.女人找了老公之前都在擔(dān)憂未來(lái)。男人娶了老婆之前從來(lái)不為未來(lái)?yè)?dān)憂。

2009-5-26

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.男人想要的東西，要是值1塊錢(qián)卻賣(mài)2塊，他也會(huì)買(mǎi)；而對(duì)于女人，即使是不想要的東西，要是值2塊錢(qián)卻只賣(mài)1塊，她也會(huì)買(mǎi)。

2009-5-25

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa.“Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.Anybody caught breaking this rule the

2nd time will be fined $60.Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180.Are there any questions?” At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Umm...How much for a season pass?” 女生宿舍將全面禁止男生進(jìn)入，男生宿舍也同樣不得女生光臨。

“不論是誰(shuí)，一旦違規(guī)，初犯將被罰款20美元。再犯要被罰款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罰款。還有什么疑問(wèn)么？” 這時(shí)人群中一個(gè)男同學(xué)問(wèn)道，“那么一個(gè)季度通行證需要多少錢(qián)？”

2009-5-24

Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.男孩：我可以給你買(mǎi)杯飲料嗎？ 女孩：你不如直接把錢(qián)給我得了。

2009-5-22

Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.Patient: It should.I've been practicing all night.醫(yī)生：聽(tīng)上去你咳嗽今天好多了。

病人：應(yīng)該如此。我昨晚練習(xí)了一整夜。

2009-5-21

Pete: “The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came into my mind.” Bob: “Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from.” 皮特：“我上次出去打獵，跌下了很高的懸崖，信不信由你，當(dāng)我跌落的時(shí)候，我腦海里浮現(xiàn)了我做過(guò)的所有蠢事。” 鮑勃：“你一定是從萬(wàn)丈高山上跌落的吧。”

2009-5-19

Spending the night with their grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime.The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:“I PRAY FOR A BIKE...I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD...” His older brother nudged him and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf.” To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!” 2個(gè)男孩與祖父母一起過(guò)夜，他們跪在床邊做睡前禱告。弟弟聲嘶力竭地祈禱: “我祈求一輛自行車(chē)，一張新DVD……” 哥哥用肘輕推他: “你為什么大喊著祈禱？上帝又不聾。” 弟弟答道:“上帝是不聾，但是奶奶聾。”

2009-5-18

A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time.Coming up beside her, he said, “Pull over!” “No,” she replied, “a pair of socks!” 巡警發(fā)現(xiàn)一名婦女邊開(kāi)車(chē)邊織毛衣，便開(kāi)車(chē)上前，說(shuō)：“靠邊停車(chē)(套頭衫)！” “不，” 她回答，“是一雙襪子！”

In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died.The teacher asked a student,“what does this show?”

The student answered,“It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol.”

酒的好處

為了證明酒精對(duì)生物的危害，老師把一只蟲(chóng)子放入裝有酒精的杯子里，蟲(chóng)子很快就死了。老師問(wèn)一個(gè)學(xué)生：“這說(shuō)明了什么？”

學(xué)生答道：“說(shuō)明人多喝酒，就不會(huì)長(zhǎng)蟲(chóng)子。”

1.Teacher:Some students are becoming arrogant.Do you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise?Now,Xiaoming,will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise?

Xiaoming:Because the hare fell asleep.Teacher:Absolutely right!What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep?

Xiaoming:Exchange the tortoise for the wolf.把烏龜換成狼

老師：有些同學(xué)開(kāi)始驕傲了，大家還記得龜兔賽跑的故事嗎。小明，你說(shuō)說(shuō)看，兔子為什么輸給烏龜？

小明：因?yàn)樗X(jué)了。

老師：對(duì)極了！我們應(yīng)該怎么做才能讓兔子不睡覺(jué)呢？

小明：把烏龜換成狼！

Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared.Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide.Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture.As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain.There was no sign of the lion.“What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?” asked the chief.“Forget the damn lion!” he howled.“Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?” 偉大的獵手Jonesie

有個(gè)小村莊正為一只吃人的獅子而煩惱。于是，村長(zhǎng)派人去請(qǐng)偉大的獵手Jonesie來(lái)殺死這只野獸。

獵手躺著等了幾個(gè)晚上，但獅子一直沒(méi)有出現(xiàn)。最后，他要求村長(zhǎng)殺只羊然后把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上后，獵人到草原上去等獅子。

半夜，村民被從草原傳來(lái)的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近后，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒(méi)有獅子出沒(méi)的蛛絲馬跡。

“Jonesie，怎么了？獅子在哪？”村長(zhǎng)問(wèn)。

“哪有獅子！”獵人怒吼道，“哪個(gè)傻瓜把公牛放出來(lái)了？”

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Weather Predict

A film crew was on location deep in the desert.One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow rain.” The next day it rained.A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow storm.” The next day there was a hailstorm.“This Indian is incredible,” said the director.He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.Finally the director sent for him.“I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow,” said the director, “and I'm depending on you.What will the weather be like?”

The Indian shrugged his shoulders.“Don't know,” he said.“Radio is broken.” 天氣預(yù)報(bào)

一個(gè)電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個(gè)印度老人到導(dǎo)演跟前告訴導(dǎo)演說(shuō)“明天下雨.”第二天果然下雨了.一周后,印度人又來(lái)告訴導(dǎo)演說(shuō),“明天有風(fēng)暴.”果然,第二天下了雹暴.“印度人真神,”導(dǎo)演說(shuō).他告訴秘書(shū)雇傭該印度人來(lái)預(yù)報(bào)天氣.幾次預(yù)報(bào)都很成功.然后,接下來(lái)的兩周,印度人不見(jiàn)了.最后,導(dǎo)演派人去把他叫來(lái)了.“我明天必須拍一個(gè)很大的場(chǎng)景,”導(dǎo)演說(shuō),“這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?”

印度人聳了聳肩.“我不知道,”印度人說(shuō),“收音機(jī)壞了.”

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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece.But he soon found himself being battered by

frantic women.He stood it as long as he could;then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.“You there!” challenged a thrill voice.“Can't you act like a gentleman?”

“Listen,” he said, “I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour.From now on, I am acting like a lady.”

我要表現(xiàn)得象位女士

一天，遠(yuǎn)東百貨公司的女裝大減價(jià)，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買(mǎi)一件。可是，沒(méi)過(guò)多久，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。后來(lái)，他低下頭，揮動(dòng)雙臂，擠過(guò)人群。

“你干嘛？”有人尖聲叫道，“你難道不能表現(xiàn)得象位紳士嗎？”

“聽(tīng)著，”他說(shuō)，“我已經(jīng)象紳士一樣表現(xiàn)了一個(gè)小時(shí)。從現(xiàn)在起，我要表現(xiàn)得象個(gè)女士。”