第一篇：英語小劇本

(Dance)

A: You?

B：Why do you think we will accept you? C：Do you have any strong point?

K：Let me see.I can play basketball, play computer , and I also good at English.A：Oh, you are so versatility.You are my star.B：But the most important , can you dance? Can you sing songs ? Of course I think you can’t..C：Just show your voice and dance to us.(Show time)

A：My dear, it’s unbelievable!You are my superstar.Please don’t refuse me B：You sense to pass the trial.C：Welcome to be our new member.(A……..)

B：This is the persent to show our congradulation.C：Oh it fit you so much.(Dance)

K: How happy they are.I want to join them.Can I came up with you ? A: You?

B：Why do you think we will accept you? C：Do you have any strong point?

A：Oh, you are so versatility.You are my star.B：But the most important , can you dance? Can you sing songs ? Of course I think you can’t..K：I can, I can have a try , give me a chance.C：Just show your voice and dance to us.(Show time)

A：My dear, it’s unbelievable!You are my superstar.Please don’t refuse me B：You sense to pass the trial.C：Welcome to be our new member.(A……..)

B：This is the persent to show our congradulation.C：Oh it fit you so much.A: You?

B：Why do you think we will accept you? C：Do you have any strong point?

K：Let me see.I can play basketball, play computer , and I also good at English.A：Oh, you are so versatility.You are my star.B：But the most important , can you dance? Can you sing songs ? Of course I think you can’t..C：Just show your voice and dance to us.(Show time)

A：My dear, it’s unbelievable!You are my superstar.Please don’t refuse me B：You sense to pass the trial.C：Welcome to be our new member.(A……..)

B：This is the persent to show our congradulation.C：Oh it fit you so much.K: How happy they are.I want to join them.Can I came up with you ? A: You?

B：Why do you think we will accept you? C：Do you have any strong point?

A：Oh, you are so versatility.You are my star.B：But the most important , can you dance? Can you sing songs ? Of course I think you can’t..K：I can, I can have a try , give me a chance.C：Just show your voice and dance to us.(Show time)

A：My dear, it’s unbelievable!You are my superstar.Please don’t refuse me B：You sense to pass the trial.C：Welcome to be our new member.(A……..)

B：This is the persent to show our congradulation.C：Oh it fit you so much.

第二篇：英語小劇本

英語小劇本-----小紅帽

Little Red Riding Hood 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum：(媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!Mum：（親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye.Darling.第二場：在路上

(一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找東西狀,東張西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma.But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三場：Grandma家

Grandma：（喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now.(做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma’ s house?(高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it’s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？

Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(邊說邊起床)Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊)Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma：（驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音)Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh!What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look!What a big hands? Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It’s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：(一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where’s the wolf? Look!A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)Hunter：(端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside.I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you． Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma：(從桌子上拿來針線)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)Grandma： I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起槍)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(邊跑邊說)Help!Don’t shot me!Hunter：（開槍）Bang, bang!Wolf：(應聲倒下)Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

狐假狐威

T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear

Tiger: I’m a great tiger.I’m very strong.I’m very brave.I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry.I must find sth.to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately.Oh, there’s nothing here.And here is nothing, either.Oh, I want to have a rest.(Sleep soundly)Fox: I’m a fox.You can see, I’m pretty and lovely.I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies.Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat.Mm, Mm, Mm.How delicious it is!Tiger: Ah, a fox.A good meal.Ah, a good meal.Fox: Oh, my God!What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea.Yes, a good idea.Hello!Tiger sister!How are you? Tiger: Not so good.I’m very hungry now.I want to eat you.Fox: Oh, my dear!How dare you say that!I’m the king of the forest!I’m the king of the forest!If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.Tiger: She is the king.She is cheating me.I can’t&nbs

p;belive her.I’m the king of the forest here.Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.Tiger: Ok.Let’s go.Rabbit: I’m a rabbit.I like to eat carrots Bird: I’m a bird.Rabbit: Hi!Bird: Hi!What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? Rabbit: Yes, please.Frog: I’m a frog.Hello!What are you doing here? What can I do for you? R&B: Yes, come on!Frog : Ok!I’m coming!Bear: I’m a big brown bear.Hello, everyone!What are you doing here? R,B&F: Come on!Come on!Mr.Bear!You are so strong.Please come here.There is a big turnip.We are all puling it out.Please come and help us.Bear: Ok!I’m coming.Fox: Hello, Bear!Bear: Hi, Fox.Oh, a tiger!(run away)Fox: Hello, Frog!Frog: Hi, Fox.Oh, a tiger!(run away)Fox: Hello, Bird!Bird: Hi, Fox.Oh, a tiger!(run away)Fox: Hello, Rabbit!本

Rabbit: Hi, Fox.Oh, a tiger!(run away)Fox: Tiger, Now, you see.They are so frightened!They all run away!Tiger: Yes, you are right.It’s true.I’m very sorry.You are the king of the forest.That’s all right.I will run away.He is the king.He is the king.Fox: Wa!There is a big carrot.Now, the carrot belongs to me.英語短劇：小兔子乖乖

時間：陽光明媚的星期天早晨 地點：鳥語花香的動物王國

人物：Little Duck，Miss Cat，Miss Rabbit，Mr Dog 旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高興極了。在小河邊，他碰到了Miss Cat。Duck：（很好奇）Hello，Miss Cat．What're you doing？

Cat：（急得抓耳撓腮）Hello，Little Duck．There's a big fish in the river．I'm hungry，but I can't get it． Duck：Don't worry．Let me help you．

（Little Duck跳進水里，一會兒就幫Miss Cat抓到了魚。）

Duck：Here is the fish for you，Miss Cat．Have a good meal． Cat：Thank you，Little Duck．You are so kind．

Duck：That's all right，Miss Cat．I must go now．I'm going to my grandmother's home．Bye-bye！Cat：Bye-bye！

（Little Duck繼續趕路。忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上，連忙跑過去。）

Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh，Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I can't stand up and I can't walk． Duck：Don't worry．Let me help you．

（Little Duck拿出一條手帕幫Miss Rabbit包扎好傷口，然后扶著她回家。）Duck：Don'tworry，Miss Rabbit．You'll getwellsoon．

Rabbit：Yes，I will．Thank you，Little Duck．It's so kind of you．

Duck：Not at all，Miss Rabbit．But I must go now．I'm going to my grandmother's home．Good-bye！Rabbit：Good-bye！

（Little Duck唱著歌又開始上路了，走著走著，他看到Mr Dog坐在家門口，看上去非常著急。）Duck：Good morning，Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you？

Dog：Oh，good morning，Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend，Mr Cock．ButIcan'tread and Idon'tknow what he wants me to do．

Duck：Don't worry，Mr Dog．Let me help you．

（Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信遞給Little Duck，Little Duck很仔細地將信的內容讀給Mr Dog聽。）Dog：（滿意地笑）Thank you，Little Duck．It's really very kind of you．

Duck：You're welcome，Mr Dog．（抬頭看看掛在半空中的太陽）But I must go now．I'm going to see my grandmother．

Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的頭）Don't worry，Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmother's home． Duck：Thank you，Mr Dog．

（Mr Dog馱著Little Duck一路歡歌笑語向外婆家跑去……）

詩朗誦

Bell little bell, very warm, guests come, Dingling Dingling, Smile to them and say “Welcome!Welcome!”

門玲 小門玲, 真熱情, 客人來了, 丁零,丁零, 笑對客人說:

歡迎,歡迎

spring goeth all in white

內容：spring goeth all in white，crowned with milk-white may;

in fleecy flocks of light，over heaven the white clouds stray;

white butterflies in the air;

white daisies prank the ground;

the cherry and hoary pear，scatter their snow around.翻譯：春之女神著素裝

春之女神著素裝，山楂花冠乳白光；

天上分明一群羊，白云朵朵自來往；

粉蝶空中時蹁躚；

廷命菊花飾郊原；

櫻桃梨樹共爭艷，四處非花如雪片。

再別康橋

Saying Again---by Xu ZhimGood-bye to o Cambridge 再別康橋 徐志摩

Very quietly I take mAs quietly as I came here;y leave

Quietly I wave good-bye To the sky.rosy clouds in the western The golden willows by Are young brides in the the riverside setting sun;Their shimmreflections on the Always ering waves linger in the

depth of my heart.The floatingheart growing in the sludge Sways leisurely under the water;In the gentle waves of Cambridge

I would be a water plant!That pool under the shade of elm

trees Holds from the sky;not water but the rainbow Shattered duckweeds to pieces among the Is the dreamTo seek ? sedim ent of a rainbow-like a dream? Just to pole a boat upstreamTo where the green grass is m

verdant;ore Or with starlight to have the boat fully loaded And sing aloud in the splendour of starlight.But I cannot sing aloud

Quietness is mEven summer insects heep silence y farewell music;for mSilent is Came bridge tonight!? Very quietly I take mAs quietly as I camy leave Gently I flick my sleeves e here;

Not away even a

wisp of cloud will I bring 輕輕的我走了，正如我輕輕的來； ? 我輕輕的招手，作別西天的云彩。那河畔的金柳

是夕陽中的新娘 波光里的艷影，在我的心頭蕩漾。軟泥上的青荇，油油的在水底招搖； 在康河的柔波里，我甘心做一條水草 那榆蔭下的一潭，不是清泉，是天上虹 揉碎在浮藻間，沉淀著彩虹似的夢。尋夢？ 撐一支長篙，向青草更青處漫溯，滿載一船星輝，在星輝斑斕里放歌 但我不能放歌，悄悄是別離的笙簫； 夏蟲也為我沉默，沉默是今晚的康橋！悄悄的我走了，正如我悄悄的來； 我揮一揮衣袖，不帶走一片云彩。

To Wang Lun---Li Bai

I'm sail, on

board;We're about to When singing on shore;there's stamping

and Peach thousand feet deep, Blossom Pool Yet not so deep,Wang

is a Lun,as your love for me.贈 汪 倫---李 白

李 白 乘 舟 將 欲 行，忽 聞 岸 上 踏 歌 聲。

桃 花 潭 水 深 千 尺，不 及 汪 倫 送 我 情。

Thoughts in the Silent Night---Li Bai

Beside mIs it hoarfrost on the ground? y bed a pool of light---I lift my eyes and see the moon，I bend my head and think of home.靜 夜 思-李 白 床 前 明 月 光，疑 是 地 上 霜。舉 頭 望 明 月，低 頭 思 故 鄉

The Deer Enclosure---

Wang Wei Empty the hills,no man in sight，Yet voices echo here;

Deep sunlight, in

the woods slanting Falls on the jade-green moss.鹿 柴---王 維

空 山 不 見 人，但 聞 人 語 響。

返 景 入 深 林，復 照 青 苔 上。

In the Rainy Season of Spring---Du Mu

It rainy season in spring, drizeles endlessly during

the Travellers gloomalong the road lookWhen I ask a shepherd y and miserable.boy where I can find a tavern，He points at a distant hamlet nestling amidst apricot blossoms.清 明---杜 牧 清明時節雨紛紛，路上行人欲斷魂。借問酒家何處有，牧童遙指杏花村。

The Gully of Twittering Birds---Wang Wei Idly

fall;

I watch the cassia petals Silent the night and empty the spring hills;

The mountain birds;

rising moon startles the Which twitter fitfully in the spring gully.鳥 鳴 澗---王 維 人 閑 桂 花 落，夜 靜 春 山 空。月 出 驚 山 鳥，時 鳴 春 澗 中。

The BamSeated alone by boo Lodge---Wang wei shadowy bamboos, I strumNone knows that I am my lyre and laugh aloud;here, deep in the woods;Only shine on mthe bright

e.竹m 里oon 館---com王es 維to 獨 坐 幽 篁 里，彈 琴 復 長 嘯。深 林 人 不 知，明 月 來 相 照。

Auld Lang Syne

Should auld acquanintance be forgot，And never brought to mind?

Should forgot，auld acquaintance be And days of auld long syne? And frien' here's a hand,my trusty And gie's a hand o' thine;We'll take a cup o' kindness yet.For auld lang syne.For auld lang syne my dear，For auld lang syne，We'll take a cup o' kindness yet For auld lang syne.友誼地久天長

怎能忘記舊日朋友 心中能不懷念？ 舊日朋友怎能相忘，友誼地久天長。

我們往日情意相投，讓我們緊握手，讓我們舉杯痛飲，友誼地久天長。友情常在我心，親密的朋友 舉杯痛飲，同聲歌唱友誼地久天長。

Bed in Summer Robert Louis Stevenson In winter I get up at night

And dress by yellow candle-light.In summI have to go to bed by day.er, quite the other way, I have to go to bed and see The birds still hopping on the tree，Or hear the grown-up people's feet

Still going past mAnd does it seem hard to you, e in the street.When all the sky is clear and blue, And I should like so mTo have to go to bed by day?uch to play, 夏之眠

冬日里我夜里起床，借著昏黃的燭光穿衣裳。夏日里可不一樣，我不得不白日里就睡覺上床。小鳥兒仍在樹上蹦蹦跳跳，大人們的腳步聲 還在大街上回響，我卻得早早睡覺上床。天空還是那么蔚藍，明亮，我多么想嬉戲，玩耍，你是否覺得

這時候就睡覺難入夢鄉？

Silent meaning The word not spoken goes not quite unheard.It lingers in the

eye, in the semi-arch of brow.A pages more than words, gesture of the hand

speaks The echo rests in the heart as driftwood does in sand, To be rubbed by time until it

rots or shines.The word not spoken touches

us as music does the mind.沉默的含義 無聲的語言

并非完全聽不見。它蕩漾在眼波里，表露在眉宇間。一個心照不宣的手勢 勝過萬語千言，縈繞心靈的回音

好象浮木浪跡于沙灘，隨著歲月的消磨

不是燃燒，就是腐爛。無聲的語言

觸及我們的情感，恰似有聲的音樂 撥動人們的心弦

Dreams 夢想

---Langston Hughes

Hold fast to dreams 緊緊抓住夢想，For if dreams die 夢想若是消亡

Life is a broken-winged bird 生命就象鳥兒折了翅膀

That can never fly.再也不能飛翔

Hold fast to dreams 緊緊抓住夢想，For when dreams go 夢想若是消喪

Life is a barren field 生命就象貧瘠的荒野，Frozen only with snow 雪覆冰封，萬物不再生長

英語歌謠 Rainbow song How are you.My family.My pet.

第三篇：英語小劇本

幾個小短劇，大家看完投票選一個吧 一

College Life

一個簡單的6人劇本，講述大學生活的。by Betty Liao

Cast George Mancy Ken Tida Annie------------------Character descriptions:(G)George － He majors in Environment Science.His roommates are Ken and Tida.They have a bad relationship.He thinks happiness is more important.His girlfriend is Mancy.(K)Ken － He fools around all the time.He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants.He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.(T)Tida － He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George.He likes to communicate with others by computer.Computer is his life.(M)Mancy－She is George’s girlfriend.She doesn’t have her own ideas.She wants to be with George all the time.Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.(A)Annie －She is Mancy’s good friend.She likes Mancy.She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends.She wishes Mancy and George to break up.But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.Plot: There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives?..SceneⅠ

(In Girls’ Dorm)M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can.So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too.You always say, “Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin.(They walk hand in hand.)M: We’re friends.Our friendship will last forever.(They look at each other, and cross their fingers.)OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship.They don’t like each other.SceneⅡ

(Boys’ Dorm)Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.M: What’s the most important thing for you? G: Happiness.I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.M: Wow?.I like your point.When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you.But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games.Oh!I lost.K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.(George and Mancy just keep talking.)M: George, you’re so humorous.T:(hits the desk)No more talking.(At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.Annie calls Mancy.)M: Hello, this is Mancy.A: Mancy, it’s Annie.Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour.What happened? M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment.Now I’m with ?George?..A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.M: I know.Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.SceneⅢ

(In class)K: Sorry, I’m late.(Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.)K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change.I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.G: Oh.It’s not my fault.I went out first, you can ask Tida.T: I didn’t hear what you said.I just concentrated on my computer games.K: Come on!Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that.Please don’t do that again.T: Oh?OK.A: Hey, Mancy.How was the movie yesterday? M: Hmm?I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.A: Who was with you? George? M: Yes?.A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me.You said we were friends forever.But ?.now George is all your life.M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.A: I don’t think so.K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day.I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.T: I agree with you.I can’t play my computer games well.(The bell is ringing.Everyone is out of class.)

Scene Ⅳ(On the road)M: Where are we going? G: We’re going to a nice place.I have a big surprise for you.You’ll be very interested in it.M: Wow, I’m so excited.But you’re riding too fast.G: That’s OK.Oh, no!(George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.)

SceneⅤ

(In the hospital)M: Are you OK? G: Oh?I’m OK.Don’t worry.How about you? M: Just a little hurt.G: I’m so sorry.M: No, don’t say that.G: But the surprise ?.M: That’s OK.We can go to that special place next time.The doctor said we can leave.Can you walk by yourself? G: Maybe I need a walking stick.Scene Ⅵ

(In the boys’ dorm)K: What happened to you? G: I had a motorcycle accident.T: Are you OK? G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot..K: How did it happen? G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.T: Oh.Why did you ride so fast? G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast.That’s so exciting!K: But it’s dangerous.You might get killed.T: Yeah, Ken’s right.Safety is the only way to go home.G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future.Thanks for your advice.T: You’re hurt.How are you going to class later? K: We can help him go to class.本文轉自http://www.tmdps.cn T: That’s a good idea.G: I really appreciate your help.In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.Scene Ⅶ

(In the girls’ dorm)A: Oh, my?Are you OK? M: I feel just a little painful.A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you? M: I've already forgiven you.Anyway, we’re best friends.A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner?.M: Really? Where will we go? A: Hung-Lin, of course.M: Oh, no!

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*主要講述512地震時，醫生和病人搞笑+地震被埋+解放軍救援+CCTV報道+總理前來

帶點搞笑+煽情+聯系實際（關鍵看演技了O(∩_∩)O~）

*5人(n人，因為可以加人進去，比如解放軍可以有n個人，前面的大夫和病人也可做改動)

The Frightened Earthquake（地震來了）Player: TNT Team

2008.5.12 Main Idea: Central China has been hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale.A doctor and a sick were covered by the wasteland,the PLA came to save them rapidly, A CCTV reporter reported the news quickly, and the Prime Minister WenJiabao was come here too.At last,with everyone’s effort, the doctor and sick were saved.（主要內容：中國中心8級地震了。一個大夫和一個病人在交流過程中被埋到了廢墟中，警察火速前來援救，CCTV也來報道溫家寶也來給被埋同志打氣。最后在所有人的努力下，兩人被救）

道具：筆記本（用來播放背景音樂）用紙糊的聽診器 手表

硬紙殼做的鏟子

記者的話筒上面也可以畫鳳凰衛視或者CCTV 紅顏料（血，這個也可以不用）用紙卷的大喇叭 礦泉水

The dialog of our story: 1 DOCTOR----Come in, please.I’m Dr.Xu.（請進，我是徐大夫）SICK----I’m ZhangHui.（我是張慧）DOCTOR----Have a seat.What seems to be the problem?（坐，咋了？）SICK----I’ve got an ache（我這兒疼用手捂著肚子>）DOCTOR----Here?（這？按一按病人的痛的地方>）SICK----No, here.（不是，這兒）DOCTOR----Here?（再按按>是這兒嗎）SICK----Ouch!（嚄！疼！）DOCTOR----Great!Appendicitis!I must operate on you now!（不錯！闌尾炎！我這就給你手術）SICK----What?!But?（什么？但是。。）DOCTOR----Operation ?.about 10,000 yuan（大概一萬塊）SICK----What?（什么？！）DOCTOR----I am a Doctor or you are!（我是大夫還是你是大夫）SICK----But I have cut it last time!（但是我上次已經割掉了！）DOCTOR----Oh!That’s terrible!Come on!Check your heart!Is it beat?（哦！癌變了！來來，檢查心跳，看看還跳不跳拿起聽診器，不小心聽到了右邊>）SICK----If it’s not I can’t live~（不跳我就死了）DOCTOR----Oh your heartbeat is stop!（天哪！沒心跳了！）SICK----It’s left?（在左邊）DOCTOR----Metastasis!Let me have your pulse!60 times each minute!Good!（轉移了！看看脈搏不小心按到了病人的手表上>一分鐘60下，不錯！）SICK----It is my watch!（那是我的表故意露出來表給觀眾看到>）

突然，地震了！這里插一段背景音樂，石頭噼里啪啦掉地的聲音http://www.tmdps.cn/song/song/%E4%...%B3%A8%E6%84%8F.mp3三大紀律八項注意的開頭）

The People's Liberation Army(PLA)digging with shovel PLA----Is anyone alive here?(3 times)（多喊幾遍有人活著嗎）Sick and doctor----Help!（救命）PLA----(With music)Hold on!I will save your life!（音樂繼續：堅持住！我來救你們！音樂停）

換成新聞聯播音樂，片頭：記者著急忙慌沖出來，拿著話筒說

REPORTER----(With music)Hello everyone, this is CCTV broadcasting!Central China has been hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale.Thousands of people are reported to have died and hurt after the tremor brought down buildings of here.Oh my God!Thousands!Well, our correspondent PLA is here.(To PLA)Excuse me,8 on the Richter scale, isn't this a powerful and significant earthquake?（大家好，這里是CCTV！剛剛發生了8級地震，這座建筑倒塌已經造成幾千人受傷和死亡，噢我的天哪！幾千人！好了，現在解放軍已經在現場實施救援。面對解放軍>你好，請說說8級地震嚴重嗎？）PLA----Yes.it certainly is.Because if you consider the Ritcher Scale ranges from nought to 9, obvious 8 is fairly high up there.（當然。地震級別就是0-9級）REPORTER----Anyone Survive?（現在還有人生還嗎？）PLA----Yes!You see,now we are digging, we detected that there are two people alive in this building.（是的！你看，我們正在挖人呢，我們發現有兩個人還活著！）REPORTER----With the shovel? You will hurt them!（用鏟子？你會傷到他們！）PLA----Oh!I see!(Then use hands)（有道理！說罷開始用手挖，只要做出狗刨的姿勢>）

REPORTER----The death toll from Monday’s earthquake in southwest China’s Sichuan Province has climbed to nearly 30,000, according to the headquarters for disaster relief.Prime Minister WenJiabao will come here soon.Oh, he is coming!（到周一死亡人數已經上升到3萬人，總理溫家寶現在馬上就要親赴災區。噢！他來了！）3

Prime Minister Wen come here 總理出場> PLA(salute)敬禮> WEN----Comrades!（同志們好！）PLA----Yes sir!（首長好！）WEN----Thanks for your effort!（同志們辛苦！）PLA----serve the people!（為人民服務！）WEN----how about the situation? Are they ok?（情況如何！他們還好嗎）PLA----Yes!（還好！）WEN----Hurry up!（努力！）PLA----Yes sir!(Go on to dig)（是！繼續挖>）

Prime Minister Wen want to climb up the wasteland, but he fell down and his arm was break.（總理想要爬上廢墟，可是他沒站好把胳膊扭/劃/撞到了此乃真事兒>）WEN----Ouch!（哎呦！順勢擦紅顏色，或者不要也行>）PLA----Bleed!（啊！流血了！）WEN----Leave me alone!Save them!（別管我！救人要緊！）總理上了凳子（假裝是站在廢墟上）

Reporter gave Prime Minister Wen a loudspeaker 記者給了總理一個大喇叭 REPORTER----Come on!Mr.Wen, give us some words!（來吧總理，請向里面兒說點什么！）WEN----Don’t worry!The government will save you!（拿著喇叭對著里面喊話>別急！政府會救你們的！）

DOCTOR AND SICK said to each other----Oh!It’s Prime Minister!（醫生對病人說：啊！是總理的聲音！）DOCTOR AND SICK----Mr.Wen!（兩人一起向外喊：溫總理！）WEN----Are you ok?（你們還好嗎！）DOCTOR AND SICK----We are ok, but my leg is hurt.（好呢！但是我的腿受傷了！）WEN----Take it easy!Hold on!We have send a professional army!（別擔心！堅持住！我們排了最好的軍隊！）

DOCTOR AND SICK----Felt relieved to hear that!We’ll be very careful!We are thirsty!Water!（這我們就放心了！我們會小心的！我們好渴！要水！）WEN----Quickly!Water!（對解放軍：快！水！遞進講臺后面）本文轉自.5 PLA----Now this is a big hole, Try to climb out（現在挖了個大洞！試著爬出來！）SICK----Let me see?(She climb out from the hole)（我試試病人比較瘦，爬了出來>）DOCTOR----It’s my turn now.(But she is stuck)Oh shit!I am stuck!....Help!（輪到我了大夫胖，卡住了>救我！）PLA----What a fat woman!(Try to pull out the doctor but failed)（真肥！）往外拉不出來，失敗！PLA----Come on everyone!（大家來幫忙啊！音樂響起：團結就是力量>）At last, A Complete Success!終于成功了REPORTER----With the help of the People's Liberation Army and our government,The doctor and sick were saved.We believe all the people who hurt in the earthquake will be saved soon.（在所有人的努力下成功。我們相信所有在地震中被困的人都會很快救出）WEN----Millions was lost, countless more left homeless, cities fall, but they are rebuilt, and heros die, but they are remember.It is our home, So now, Let us begin!（語重心長：百萬人失去了生命，無數的人無家可歸，城市毀了，但是可以重建，英雄犧牲了，但是他們活在多有人心里。這是我們的家，所以現在，讓我們開始：）ALL----Come on!China!（加油：中國！）Game over, thank you！

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搞笑英語話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》 搞笑5人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》

演員表：

西門吹雪

葉孤城

花滿樓

king

旁白

道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。

第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛

旁白：A quiet village is overed with white snow.Birdsare dancing in the cold.A man is walking along the street ,step by step.Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches.Y與X相遇．

X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you!

Y:Haha, Never mind baybay.X:Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?

Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name!no matter what happens.I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng.Who are you?

X:I am ximenchuixue.Y驚訝:Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,what is wrong?

Y:I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?

X:Great, you know me!

Y抱腿：Please, please?? Don’t kill me!Let me go!

X:No, I must kill you!

Y:I don't want to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!

X:No way!Because we are fighting now!you know?

Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don't forceme!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X搶過牛奶:milk, very good!I like drinking it.How do you know that?

Y:please drink it!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha

Y:Do you still want to kill me?

X:Sure, must!Milk is milk.Y(惱怒+冷酷):Very good!very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!?

X:I’m sure Iwon’t!

Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don''''t beat your this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!

X捂著肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach!

Y大笑：HaHa??

X可憐狀: help!help!Where is the washroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The “WC”?

Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see acorssing road!

X:Thanks,bye bye.Y掏出紙屑吹:This is genuirne snow!

H:Stop!Protecting the environment is abasicobligation!

Y:Who are you?

H:Hua---man----lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha??

H驚訝:Now you are the best in the world!Y:You are right!H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!Do you want join in us? Y:Yes,It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：無間道

H:My dearest!let me introduce yegucheng to you!（指Y）this is yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.H走到Y前，《婚禮進行曲》起，H神甫狀:Yegucheng!Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids?

Y: Yes,Ido.K: Huamanlou, come.put the ring on his finger!（音樂停）

X唱著上:Only you??(看到戒子)this ring should be mine!

K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?

Y急切: king!dearking!I must go now,my brother is looking forme!huoxi(維語再見)

K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?

Y:How clever??

X冷酷:yegucheng!Come here!I want to tell you something!

Y抱X的腿:old brother!Forgive me!

X:Forgive me? Why?

Y: Once there was a chance before me,I lost it.If the god give me anther chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is a thousand year!

X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!

Y:I like going lady’s WC.I??I??I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)

X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我愛你的意思)

K: ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you?

X:You are stupid!It means“I love you”.K:Don’t say that“you love me”.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!

X:What?(側耳裝著聽不到)You---kill----me?come, come?(Ｘ上去抓住K)

K:Fuck you.I must kill you!

X:How can you kill me? haha??

Y:Let me have a try!3-2-1-0(X捂著肚子，蹲下)

K: thank you very much, you save me.Now, I’ll give you the ticket for American to let you

Have a vacation.Y:That’s good.bu there is one morething.Can you give me a MM ?I want to go American with her.K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me!Hahaha?

Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where’s some where?

K:What?

Y:Do you want to go lady’s“WC”?

X:Yes,I??I?? do.H頂著搖頭：X,no, no，you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”.That is not the place where you can go!because you areX!you are the best man of Chinese kongfu!

X: what if I’m the best in the world?!why It ymy best to live but I’m still somiserable ? when can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ?!

K: you are right.One will not be clever until the day he die.In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way!gointo theLady’s WC , then die , comfortablly!go ahead!

H: you , stupid , bad behavior!goaway!

K;why ? why do you help him!who acturally are you ?

H: my real name is LuXiaofeng------the wife of X.I’m aspy.K驚訝:!you---you---You are LuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?

Y: I have already recognized you.atricker!do you know, you are the first person who cheated me!because of you ,I decide never believe anyone else ,including myself.you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today!(輕聲說)Ｘwill die ,go and see him ,please.H撲倒在Ｘ的身邊：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the fature and tomorrow is a good beginning!

K:what amoving story!I was impressed!

Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!

H: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume!

(H忽然將一把匕首插進Y的心臟，Ｋ嚇跑.音樂《再見，警察》起)

Y痛苦狀:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please not abandon me!realize that I’m wrong.help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me.I’ll never do that again!(Y死，音樂停)

（X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂起）

H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together.X:go home!?

H:Tomorrow is another day!even you have the last second to live,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love!

X:do you want me live a life in such a sorrow way ? ok , ok , I promise I will be alive for you.but!you know, I have not time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now ,and never let go of that promise.H: I promise.X:Never let go.H:I promise.I will never let go ，X.I''''''''ll never let go.(X死)

H:be alive!yeah , be alive!be alive without ahendance!life can be chance like time can go to back.there is beautiful snow but in spring , so life can come from the beginning!（H自刎，艱難的爬到X身邊死.音樂停。）

第四篇：英語小劇本

David-D,Nancy-N,Laura-L,Max-M,James-J,Sarah-S D: Nancy,what are you planning to do this weekend? N:(wared her away)Alash!I haven’t made any plans yet.L: You look depressed,Nancy,what’s on your mind? N: I’m stressed out.I can’t concentrate in clash.I’m afraid I’ll fail the exam.L: Oh,come on.There’s really no reason to be.You always do well on the exam.N: But I can’t help worrying when an exam comes.I spend most of the night aeake.And the sheeping pills don’t work at all.D: Well,that;s too bad.When I was in senior high school,I went through the same thing.But the rest can be reduced pressure,relax appropriately may be you are the best choice.N: You got any good ideas? D: How about going to the National Park? N: Is okay.L:

I think it is a good idea.What do you think we will do there?Maybe some hiking,and… M:(Suddenly appeared,and took Nancy’s and Laura’s on the shouder)Hi,I see you looks very happy.can you tell me what are you talking about? L:

Oh,we are said to go to the Nationnal park.M: That’s good!I can go to? L:

Sure.M: Oh，it must be very interesting ,we could roast hot dogs and hamburgers over a fire!L:

Good idea!Also,we can take some interesting photos.Oh,no!My camera(SLR)bad!And can no longer take!M: As if James has a camera,now call I ask him.(Max has just come up with early to mobile phones,James is coming)J:

Hey,max,could you take a look at this for me?Ican’t get this darn flash working.M: Sure.Let me have a look.Hmm,seems like the flash actually works.But I’m not going to fix it,but you can help you call Sarah,she must have to fix.J:

Only this,I have to asked her to it,so ,good bye.L: Hey,you see,that’s not Sarah?But she looks very bad complexion.J: Hi,Sarah!I just want to go to see you.Are you all right now? S: Not really.My nose’s stuffed up and I’m having trouble breathing.I’m worried about my health.And,I’ve missed some classes,so I’m behind in my work,too.J: Don’t worry.Everything will be OK.Are you taking any cold medicine? S: Yes.The doctor gave me some pills,but they made me drousy,and I couldn’t study,so I stopped taking them.J: I know what you mean.But your health is more important than studies,you know.S: Well,you’re right.I did too tired,maybe I can go back to sleep?(David was playing with mobile phones and found that it’s raining)D: Oh,look at the ghost weather!It’s raining!Oh!The rain bigger and bigger,(fuck fucking),It’s raining cats and dogs!S: And cows!We’re going to go home to hurry up ,or becomes drowned rat!Go!Quick!(Coucluding remarks:When we want to go to do someing,there will always be a stumbling block,we have to face the reality,and that’s life.)

第五篇：英語小劇本

人物：A(衣衫襤褸）

B（衣著光鮮）

C小花

D小草

E椅子

F新聞記者 劇本：

B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前

A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。A: sir, sir, please give me a piece of bread.Thank you, sir.I'm hungry to die.B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）

B: get away, get away , dirty man.A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）A: sir, sir！

B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）

B: run away , please run away.I have no food, and I don't have money, either.C：他真愚蠢啊

C: hey, Xiao D, he is so foolish, isn't he?

D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）D: yes, yes.A：可??先生??您聽我說??（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）A: but....Sir....Please listen to me.....B：哇，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）B: wa, why are you so disgusting！

C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ C: hey, chair, do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~ E: ai， do you know, men are always very silly.D：是啊是啊 D: Yes, yes！

與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發了。E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。E: Sir!You lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?

A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。

F：大家好，我是新聞記者

今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。F: good morning, everybody.I'm a journalist

Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth, and two men are frightened to faint.Now, I will interview the two scared man.B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。B: Wo, my god, wo , my, mum.F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？

F: I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take

notice of him.Let me interview the other man, hello, man, can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講?? A: I'm sorry, I don't know how to speak “錢包” in English......F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？

F: Dear audience, through this thing we can learn that how important it is to mastery a foreign language, and how large the money affect us.Is that all right, chair?

E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）E: Yes, yes.C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。C: ai, men is so silly.D：誰讓這是一個童話呢?? D: Don't believe us, it is just a fairly tale.