第一篇：Plan_Garfield_加菲貓計劃_腳本臺詞

Plan_Garfield_加菲貓計劃_腳本臺詞2007-07-07 17:10電影GARFIELD I

Pooky,cover me.I'm going in.波基，掩護我，我要行動了。Oh,Sleeping Beauty,wake up.哦，睡美人，醒來吧！（叫醒Jon)You can stop dreaming about me because I'm here.你可以不用在夢中和我相會了，我已經來到你身邊。You're not just my owner,you're my primary caregiver.你不僅是我的主人，你還是我的首要養育員 Cut the sweet stuff.Easy now.Just---舉手之勞，太簡單了，等著瞧吧..Trying to cuddle with me,huh? 想抱我，嗯？

It isn't gonna work with me.我才不吃這一套。

Just one quick cannonball!轟天炮來了！oh liver!噢 豬肝！

Well,actually,it's liver flavored.那個，確切地說，是豬肝味的。

And you,Luca,the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.你呢，路卡，你是生物進化失敗的結果。You're gonna get it good today.今天你要吃不了兜著走了

I make a point to get it good every day.我每天都是吃不了兜著走的。You'll never get the best of me!你從來都不知道我的厲害。Jump back!And kiss myself.搞掂，我真佩服我自己。

If I ever get off this chain,you're going down.如果我沒有被這鐵索綁著，你就死定了 Everybody back up!所有人退開。

I love the smell of cinnamon-apple in the morning.我喜歡早上肉桂蘋果派的香味。It smells like...victory.聞起來就像勝利。--Mouse!--No thanks!I'm full.--老鼠！

--謝謝，我吃飽了。--Get him,Garfield--Get him,Jon!

Oh,it's always gotta be smashing and crashing.噢，經常是這種結果。

What good is a cat that can't chase a mouse? 如果一只貓不去抓老鼠，留著還有什么用？

All right, I'll handle this.好吧，交給我吧。

Look,when he sees you,he expects more from me.Don't you get that? 你看看，當他看見你時時候，他就對我發火，你不明白嗎？

Have you tasted yourself lately? 你最近有沒有嘗過你自己？

Hey,it wasn't exactly the first-class lounge in there for me either.嗨，你的嘴里也不是什么總統套房！

Get yourself lost.Take a powder for a couple days,get a haircut and grow a beard.你最好消失幾天。搽點粉，理個發，再把胡子蓄上 I owe you one,“G” 我欠你個人情，菲。

--Hey ,buddy.--Yeah,cut the small talk,What's in the bag? －嘿，伙計

－嗨，先別套近乎，袋子里的是什么？

I'm happy when I'm with you,you delicate melange of tomato paste,ricotta cheese,ground meat and pasta.我和你在一起的時候很開心，你精通于煮蕃茄醬、干乳酪、碎肉和面條的 雜燴。I may just nibble.我只是輕輕地咬一下。

Did you eat all four boxes of lasagna? 你把那四盒雜燴面都吃了？ It's not my fault.They started it.那不是我的錯，它們太好吃了。What am I gonna do with you? 你說我該怎么處置你？

Love me.Feed me.Never leave me.愛我，喂我，不要離開我。

Well,there's nothing wrong with Garfield.He's just a happy,fat,lazy cat.No need for a second opinion? 不用再考慮一下？

Let's get Garfield in for his dip.I wanna talk to you in private.我們把加菲留在這兒一會，我有點私事想和你談談。

Uh,Mr.Pathetic,you've had a crush on her since high school.噢，可憐蟲先生，你從高中開始就對她神魂顛倒，Would you please ask her out so she can reject you,and we can get on with my life? 你能不能把她約出來，好讓她直截了當地拒絕你，然后咱們繼續自己的生活？

You the man.You the fella.You the boss.你夠男人 你是小伙子 你是老板

You preach to her.Show her how the cow eats the cabbage...你去告訴她，讓她知道你的真面目

you hopeless loser.你這不可救藥的笨蛋。

Gotta fly,everybody.Really,please,stay behind the security fences.跳得怎么樣，各位，真的？拜托 就在安全圍欄后面呆著吧 So great of you to come out to see me...很高興你們想出來見我...but I've got somebody waiting for me,very devoted,almost crippled.但是有人在等我，他非常愛我，離開我就不行

No,please,don't cry,I know what it's like to be unloved,Well,you do.I'll try to come back and visit,and if I don't,I'll try to write.不，不要哭，我知道沒人愛有什么樣的，或者說，你知道。‘ 我會想辦法回來看你們的，如果我來不了，我會給你們寫信的。－－Does anybody know this guy? －－誰認識這個伙計？

Bye-bye everybody.Garfield is leaving the building.One question--Am I still gorgeous? 請問我還是那樣可愛嗎？

Oh,Jonnyboy,the time has come to get a car alarm, 噢，喬恩老兄，是時候安個汽車報警器了

You're not gonna believe it.A mongrel mutt has broken into your car!簡直難以置信，一只雜種狗闖入了你的車子。

Whoa!You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog? 哇哦~你來這兒約人家 卻帶了一條狗出來？ Oh,that's bad even for you.Oh,you're so sad!噢，這對你太不公平了，噢，不要太傷心了。Hey,I ride shotgun!嘿！我不是好惹的！

What are you looking at,tick boy? 你看什么，虱子包？

Jon,it's not too late,Quickly,turn around--before he finds out where we live!快點，在它還不知道我們住在哪兒之前調頭回去！Please take this trouser sniffer back!把這個只會聞別人褲腿的東西送走 Jon,you had me,a chick magnet...喬恩，你已經有我這個萬人迷了...and now you've got a tick magnet.現在你又帶了只虱子包回來！

I am aware,Nermal.我知道，奴奴。

Gee,I don't know,Nermal.唉，我也不知道，奴奴。

－－It just seems like a weird thing to do bringing a dog into a house that already has a cat.養了貓的家里，再養一只狗這也太不可思議了。－－Can we drop it?I mean,it's no big...deal.我們能不能不提它了？我是說，這不算什么大...問題 It's...just a splattered bug on the windshield of my life, 它只是我生活中遮風帽上的一只結巴蟲

A dim-witted,smelly,goofy splattered bug that I will deal with appropriately and enthusiastically.一只又臭又懶又笨的結巴蟲，我會瞅時機給他點顏色看看的 He's a nut.他是個小氣鬼

Okay,I've gotta...remain calm,that's all.好吧，我只需要保持冷靜，僅此而已 Boy,this puppy is stupid gone wild!這小狗真是又笨又野

I just need a little quality time with man's real best friend--television.我需要用人類最好的朋友電視來放松一下

Hey,new guy,let me hip you to the rules,okay? 嘿，新來的，讓我來告訴你規矩好嗎？

Number one--that's my chair,all right? 首先這是我的椅子，明白嗎？

I even see you raise a leg,and it's on,it's go time,pal.如果你敢上來，我就趕你走

Yeah,I think I just may have a mental advantage on this guy.好了，我想我至少在精神上比它有優勢。

Pop a worm pill and hit the road,I'm busy.吃片殺蟲藥，然后去散散步吧，我很忙

If my legs were longer,I'd have caught you by now,Come here, 如果我的腿再長一點兒，我已經抓住你了...過來！

--Oh,I've been waiting years for this.--Would that be regular years or dog years? －為這一刻我已經等了好幾年了 －是正常的年份還是狗的年份？

If it wasn't for Odie,you'd be Luca's chew toy.如果沒有歐迪，你已經是路卡的磨牙玩具了

No,Odie's an imbecile untile further notice.不，他仍然是個笨蛋直到我另行通知。I think I'm going to blow cat-chow chunks.我想我該準備應付“貓狗斗”了

Great.Wish me luck with the nightmares.很好。希望我能幸運地做個噩夢。Another day ruined.又是糟糕的一天

Oh,you little suck-up.Oh!噢，你個小馬屁精，噢！That was a cheap shot.這招有點損了啊

That's right.Don't sneak up on me,baby.這就對了，不要跟我鬼鬼祟祟的，小子。Get that weak stuff outta here.這兒把那些無力的動作去掉 Back up.轉身

Look at the goony look on his face 看那個笨蛋，看他的臉

Are you putting him up for adoption? 你不會是想收養它吧？

Hey,wait up!Wait up for me!You forgot me!Slow down!Please slow down!I'm right back here!

Waa--oh!I think I pulled a hamstring.哇...噢，我想我扯到腿筋了

Madam,I'm a cat in trouble.I'm hitching a ride in your muumuu.女士，我是只有麻煩的貓，我需要借你的長裙一用。Come on!Let's move.Go!Let's move!Dig!Dig!Hyah!Hyah!走走，快走！駕駕!Come on,Pinkie,Move it out!Sorry,Sorry.快點！粉紅女郎，快跑

This is exactly what I deserve anyway.這都是我自己自找的。

I promise if I survive,I'll never compete with a dog again.我發誓如果我這次能幸免，我再也不和狗斗氣了。

Why was this happened?I was the one.It was all about me.Not about some stupid,sniveling,smelly,high-maintenance disco dog.與那只愚蠢的流鼻涕的高消費的迪斯科狗無關。

I was provoked,pushed,prodded,driven mad.我被挑撥，被攻擊，我都快瘋了。

You can't kick me out of my own house like I'm some kind of animal!你不能象對待其它動物一樣，把我踢出我自己的房子

You know I'm scared of the dark.你知道我怕黑的

You know,a puppy needs a little tough love every now and then.你知不知道，小狗時不時地需要一點粗暴的愛。

第二篇：臺詞腳本

開場白1：今天 當你們站在上蒼與眾人面前締結婚約時 你們尤其應該知道 忠貞與堅韌在你們生命中所應具有的重要意義 同時你們也應該明白 你們彼此生命的互贈必將伴隨許多新的開始 你們中的任何一個人都無法單獨去完成相愛的使命 你們必須共同承擔困難 同時去分享你們的幸福 愿人們用一顆喜樂的心共同面對生活 因為愛情 讓人類變得神圣 因為愛情 讓神民變得不朽 在這美好的時刻 讓我們有請新郎登場

開場白2：有時候毫無保留的把心托付給對方要歷經百轉千回 而有時 卻只是轉身時的四目相對 一見傾心也好 細水長流也罷 一段天注定的因緣 終于在今天呈現在眾人的面前 這或許是我們生活當中在平凡不過的一天 卻因為兩位新人的幸福起航 而讓我們收獲了一份偉大的喜悅 雖然在坐的來賓都擁有各自的春華秋實 但是我相信在此刻 我們充滿祝福的心情是相同的 那么現在就讓我們用最熱烈的掌聲 有請新郎登場

開場白3：緣的開始 是一次不經意的回眸 是一次偶然擦肩 才拉開了愛的序幕 點亮了緣分的天空 在一個浪漫的夜晚 男孩決定牽起女孩的雙手 和她一同走過漫長的人生道路 他們經歷了春的滋潤 夏的撫慰 秋的洗禮 和冬的恩惠 春華秋實 他們收獲了愛情碩果 今天 兩位新人將在此 在眾人的祝福聲中 互許一生的承諾 在這美好的時刻 讓我們有請新郎登場

開場白4：有些時候 緣分離我們很遙遠 于是我用眼睛去尋找 用耳朵去聆聽 尋尋覓覓很久卻一直沒有發現 直到我遇到今天的新郎和新娘 我才終于明白了 其實緣分他很簡單 他就是我們生活當中 每一次牽手 每一次回眸 和每一次凝望 他就是屬于我們兩位新人 彼此之間 那不用言語來形容的默契 今天我站在這里 與我們全場來賓共同見證這盛大而又隆重的婚禮 在這美好的時候 讓我們有請新郎登場

新娘登場：人們都說 一個女孩的出現就意味著 一個男孩的等待 重復的等待而今換來最美麗的一段 此刻 讓我們把目光聚焦的幸福之門 同樣用最熱烈的掌聲有請新娘挽著父親登場

（新郎去迎接新娘的時候純音樂配合）

來到舞臺上之后：首先讓我們有請兩位新人行答謝禮

證婚人登場前：我知道今天我們在座的來賓都有很多祝福的話語要送給我們舞臺上的兩位新人 但是由于時間和空間的限制 在這里我想邀請上一位重量級的嘉賓 我們新郎的某某某上臺為我們兩位新人致證婚詞

證婚人補臺：感謝某某某精彩的發言 同時也祝愿您身體健康 闔家幸福（有時候看證婚人是什么類型的人 適時的會自由發揮一下）

誓言：此刻 有請兩位新人面面而立（新郎 在你面前是位純潔的女子 此刻你將走入她的生活 走入她的情感 你將肩負起她的幸福 呵護她的憂傷 為她支撐起 一片明凈的天空 并用你的生命 去捍衛她的尊嚴 你愿意嗎

新娘 在你面前是位堅強的男子 此刻你將融入他的靈魂 融入他的世界 你將支撐起他的家庭 撫平他的傷痕 讓他的人生得到關懷和撫慰 并用你的愛去溫暖他的內心 你愿意嗎）補臺：相信這樣一段甜美而又浪漫的誓言必將伴隨我們兩位新人度過無數個燦爛而又美好的明天 衷心的祝福他們心心相印 地久天長 交換對戒：心與心的交換 愛與愛的交融 交織出這樣一段美好的姻緣 為了永遠記住這一天 銘記這一刻 兩位新人將交換對戒 已表示他們對愛情的忠貞不渝 有請同樣美麗的伴娘為兩位新人送上愛的信物（新郎為新娘戴上的是一生的誓言 一生的承諾 而新娘為新郎戴上的是一生的幸福 一生的快樂 從此無名指不在無名）

接吻：接吻的時候我會說兩種 第一種：新郎 此刻你可以以丈夫的名義 勇敢的上前一步 去親吻你眼前最美麗的妻子 第二種：因為愛 我們彼此牽手 因為愛不分國度 因為愛整個風雨都凝聚在風景之中 因為愛永不止息 你們愛可以超越生命（說完接吻）

退場前臺詞：上帝按照他每一生的旨意 設立了婚姻和家庭 他舍己的愛為我們留下了美好的榜樣 無論什么人都能以婚姻為重 成就大事 相信我們新郎新娘的愛情 一定能把高山夷平深谷彌合 歧路化坦途 曲徑 成痛去 最后我宣布 婚禮禮成 來賓們請全體起立 讓我們用最最熱烈的掌聲 有請新郎新娘退場

第二場 開場白：有人說 愛情是轟轟烈烈的進行曲 要經歷風風雨雨 有人說 愛情是花前月下的呢喃私語 要耐得住寂寞 也有人說 愛情是風輕云淡后的美麗 要懂得彼此的包容和欣賞 左手是愛情 右手是幸福 而婚姻便是鏈接兩者的橋梁 此刻讓我們再一次用掌聲 有請新郎新娘攜手登場

父母登場：望著舞臺上這對幸福的新人 我們當然不能忘記 優秀的兒女是離不開父母的辛勤培育 當在今天 爸爸媽媽也有很多祝福的話語要送給舞臺上的兩位新人 讓我們有請爸爸媽媽們

父母登場后：其實婚禮進行到現在 我還沒有聽到過全場來賓最一致的掌聲 不知道這樣幸福大家庭的亮相 能否博得全場來賓最最雷鳴般的掌聲呢（鼓掌完畢后：感謝大家的配合 讓我們有請新郎的父親為兩位新人致主婚詞）

（父母發言完補臺基本沒有固定的 都是看爸爸媽媽說什么我臨場發揮的）

擁抱父母準備：我想 記得小時候 兩位新人都在爸爸媽媽的懷抱中茁壯成長 慢慢長大后 和爸爸媽媽擁抱的機會越來越少 此刻讓我們有請新郎新娘擁抱一下爸爸媽媽 重溫一下那最純真的親情

擁抱完補臺：其實擁抱的感覺很特別 雖然他們彼此都看不見對方的眼睛 但是我知道他們的心是貼的最近的 華燈初下 夜幕降臨 讓我們共同記住這浪漫而又美好的婚姻 同時也祝福這對幸福大家庭的誕生（來賓鼓掌）有請爸爸媽媽入席 感謝你們生育養育教育著雙方新人 也祝愿我們現場所有來賓的父母 幸福安康

新郎發言：今天是我們兩位新人緣定三生的日子 此刻我想我們的新郎一定是既緊張又激動 不如讓我們給新郎一點時間 來聆聽一下他的心聲

新浪發言完補臺一般也是自由發揮 如果說的比較感性 會隨著他的話語說些比較感動的話語 如果是輕松幽默的致辭 我也會配合他 調侃一下

燭光：有請兩位新人拿起你們愛情的點火棒 點燃屬于你們的真摯燭光 補臺（愛不是稍縱即逝的閃電 而是永不熄滅的烈焰 祝愿我們兩位新人前程似錦 一片光明）

蛋糕：今天是兩位新人掀開愛的新篇章 揚起愛的新風范駛入甜蜜港灣的日子 為了永遠記住這一天 銘記這一刻 兩位新人將共同攜手 切開象征著百年好合的蛋糕 為你們的新生活剪彩 補臺（潔白芬芳的蛋糕甜甜美美 也預示著你們今后的生活甜甜美美 如芝麻開花 節節高）

香檳：美好的婚姻怎能少得了美酒的陪伴 有請兩位新人拿起你們面前的香檳美酒 將你們的幸福 注入這愛情寶塔杯中 補臺（香檳的補臺基本都會讓來賓用掌聲來配合新人倒香檳 歌曲是比較歡快的類型 例如：恭請我們在座的來賓跟隨音樂的節奏 為我們兩位新人打起愛的節拍）

交杯酒：有請兩位新人擺一個交杯酒的POSS 喝了這杯酒今生今世不分手 喝了這杯酒 來生還要再牽手（喝一半 然后高舉酒杯我補臺：我想細心的朋友一定發現了我們兩位新人杯中的酒都留了一點分量 這是因為他們想把他們今天的幸福與我們全場來賓一同分享 讓我們拿起面前的酒杯 敲擊桌上的玻璃器皿 在我倒數321之后高喊新婚快樂與我們兩位新人干杯共飲）

手捧花都是自由發揮 沒有固定臺詞

差不多就這些 要麻煩高老師幫我看看還欠缺點什么 謝謝！

第三篇：電影《假結婚》臺詞腳本

here you go, your regular lattes.You literally saved my life, thank you.這簡直就是救命稻草！I need you shirt off your back, literally.Literally 逐字地，不夸張地，正確地，簡直 That was originally my cup.And i'm drinking your coffee, why? Because your coffee spilled.So, you drink unsweetened cinnamon light soy lattes? Cinnamon 肉桂

I do, it's like a christmas in a cup? Is that a coincidence? Coincidence 巧合，一致，同時發生

Incrediblely, it is.I mean i wouldn't possibly drink the same coffee that you drink just in case yours spilled, that would be pathetic.Actually, we are headed to your office now.Have you finished the manuscript i gave you? Manuscript 原稿，手稿 Uh, i read a few pages, i wasn't that impressed.You are just a prop in here.Prop 支柱，支持人，道具 你這這里就是個擺設

Ah, our fearless leader and her liege, please, do come in.Liege 君主，王侯 liegeman 臣下，忠實的部下 Oh, beautiful breakfront, is it new? Breakfront 斷層式櫥柜，斷層式書架 It is English Regency Egyptian Revivial, built in the 1800s.But, yes, it's new to my office.這是十九世紀的英國攝政時期埃及復古品 Witty 富于機智的，詼諧的 Witty.Bob, i'm letting you go.Pardon? I asked you over a dozen times to get Frank to do Oprah, and you didn't do it.You are fired.我反反復復的要求你讓弗蘭克寫奧佩拉

I have told you that was impossible, Frank hasn't done an intetview in 20 years.Oh, that is interesting, because i just got off the phone with him, and he is in.Get off the phone 掛電話 Excuse me? You didn't even call him, did you? I know, frank can be a little scary to deal with, for you.Now, i will give you two months to find another job, and then you can tell anyone you resigned, ok? What's his twenty? 他什么反應 He is moving, he has crazy eyes.You poisonous bitch, you can't fire me, you don't think i see what you are doing here? Sandbagging me on this oprah thing just so that you can look good to the board, because you are threatened by me, and you are a monster, just because you have no semblance of a life, outside of this office, you think you can treat all of us like your personal slaves, you know what? I feel sorry for you, because you know what you are gonna to have on your deathbed? Nothing and no one.Sandbag 強迫，強制 semblance 外貌，外觀，酷似 Have no semblance of 一點也不像

你以為我不知道你在干嘛？強迫我做什么奧佩拉的事情，只是為了你在董事會那邊出風頭，因為我對你有威脅，還有你這個怪獸，只是因為你拿這間辦公室當幌子，你根本不懂生活，你認為你可以把我們所有的人當你的私人奴隸，我真替你難過，你知道你臨死的時候會怎么樣嗎？床邊沒有任何東西，也沒有任何人。

Listen carefull, bob.i didn't fire you because i feel fired, no.I fired you because you are lazy, entitled, incompetent, and you spend more time cheating on your wife than you do in your office.And if you say another word, andrew here is gonna have you thrown out on your ass, ok? Another you are going out of here with an armer escort.Andrew will film it with his little camera phone, and he will put it on that internet site, what was it? 我炒掉你因為你懶惰，自以為是和無能。如果你再敢胡言亂語，安德魯會把你直接扔出去，再說一個字，你就馬上走人，在武裝警衛的護送下。Escort 護送者，護航艦 Youtube

Exactly, is that what you want? Didn't think so, i have work to do.Have security take him breakfront out his office and put it in my conference room.security guard 保安

Will do.And i need you around this weekend to help review his files and his manuscript.這周我要你加班幫忙審查他的文件和文稿 This weekend? You have a problem with that? No, i just my grandmother's 90th birthday, so i was gonna go home and...it's fine, i will cancel it, you are actually saving me from a weekend of misery anyway.正好把我從周末的苦海中拯救出來

Mom, what do you want me to tell you? She is making me work the weekend, i've worked too hard for this promotion, to throw it all away, ok? I am sure that dad is pissed, but we take all of our submissions around here very seriously.Submission 屈從，順服，謙恭 但我們在這里都唯命是從不敢怠懈

This isn't about my second raise, is it? Just kidding.Margaret, do you remember when we agreed that you wouldn't go to the Frankfurt Book Fair because you weren't allowed out of the country, while your vise application was being processed? Yes, i do.And you went to frankfurt.Yes, i did.We were giong to lose Delillo to Viking.So, really didn't have a choice, did i? It seems that the united states government doesn't too much about who publishes Don Delillo.We just spoke to your immigration attorney, your visa application has been denied, and you are being deported.Deported? And apparently there was also some paperwork that you didn't fill out in time.Until this is resolved i am going to turn operations over to bob.在這個事情解決之前我得讓鮑勃來運作一切了 Bob? The guy i just fired, We need an editor inm chief.He is the only person in the building who has enough experience.You can not be serious, i beg of you.We are desperate to have you stay, if there was anyway, anyway at all that we could make this work, we'd be doing it.我們也誠懇的想讓你留下來，如果有任何法子，什么法子都行，只要能做到的，我們都會去做。Mary from miss winfery's office called, she is on the line, she is on hold, she needs to speak with you right away, i told her you were otherwise engaged, she insisted, so...sorry.她要立即與你通話，我告訴她你另有安排。

Gentlemen , i understand the predicament we are in.Predicament 困境 I think there is something you should know, we are getting married.Isn't he your secretary? But wouldn't it be the first time one of us fell for our secretaries, would it, edwin? You know, andrew and i , we are just two people who weren't meant to fall in love but we did.Tried to fight it and can't fight a love like ours.但是我們公司也不是頭一次愛上自己的秘書了，安德魯和我本不該戀愛的一對卻愛上了彼此，也試圖抗拒這種情感但是無法阻擋我們之間的愛。

I don't understand what's happening.Relax, this is for you too.Do explain.They were going to make bob chief.So natrually i would have to marry you? And what's the problem? Like you were saving yourself for someone special?

有什么問題么？難道你已經心有所屬了？ I like to think so, besides, it's illegal.They are looking for terrorists, not for book publishers.I am not gonna marry you.Sure you are, because if you don't marry me, your dreams of touching the lives of millions with the written world are dead.Bob is gonna fire you the second i'm gone.Guaranteed.That means you are out on the street alone looking for a job, that means all the time that we spent together, all the lattes, all the canceled dates, all the midnight tampax runs were all for nothing and all your dreams of being an editor are gone, but don't worry, after the required allotment of time, we will get a quickie divorce and you will be done with me, but until then, like it or not, your wagon is hitched to mine, ok? Maxi pad 衛生巾 hitch 用繩鉤圈等拴住，鉤住

如果你不跟我結婚你那在寫作界成為百萬富翁的夢想就會破滅，我保證，我前腳走，鮑勃就會解雇你，那就意味著你得流落街頭另覓工作了，我們在一起的日子，所有的拿鐵咖啡，所有取消的會議，所有半夜的衛生巾都化為烏有，你那成為編輯的夢想也會破滅。別擔心，時間一過，我們就會離婚，互不干涉，但是在那之前不管你愿不愿意，咱倆就是一條腿上的螞蚱。

I can't tell you how much we appreciate you seeing us on such short notice.非常感激你能在這么短時間內抽空見我們 So, i have one question for you, are you both committing fraud and avoid her deportation so she can keep her position as editior in chief at Colden Books? Fraud 欺騙，詐欺

commit fraud 設下騙局 That's ridiculous, where did you here that? We had a phone tip this afternoon from a man named...Would it be bob? Bob is nothing but a disgruntled former employee, i apologize, but we know you are incredibly busy with a room full of gardeners and delivery boys to tend to, if you just give us our next step, we will be out of your hair and on our way.Disgruntled 不滿意的，不高興的

Out of someone's hair: If you get someone out of your hair, you get them to stop bothering or annoying 不打擾或煩擾某人

Let me explain to you the process that's about to unfold.Step one will be a scheduled interview, i will put you each in a room, and i will ask you every little question that a real couple would know about each other.Step two, i dig deeper, i will look at your phone records, i talk to your neighbours, i interview your coworkers, if your answer don't match up at every point, you will be deported indefinitely, and you, young man, will have committed a felony punishable by a fine of 250000, and a stay of five years in federal prison.Unfold 展開 match up to 與...相符，符合 felony 重罪 The truth is, margaret and i are just two people who weren't supposed to fall in love, but did, we couldn't tell anyone we work with, because of my big promotion that i had coming up, we both felt that it would be deeply inappropriate if i were to be promoted to editor.我們不能告訴我們的同事，因為我要升職了

Have the two you told your parents about your secret love? My parents are both dead, no brothers and sisters either.Are your parents dead? No, his are very much alive.We are gonna tell them this weekend, grammy's 90th birthday, and the whole family is coming together, and we thought it would be a nice surprise.And where is this surprise gonna take place? At andrew's parents' house.Where is that located again? Why am i doing all the talking, it's your parents' house, why don't you tell him where it is? Jump in.Fine, i see how this is gonna go, i will see you both at 11 Monday morning for your scheduled interview, and your answers better match up on every accout.Gonna be fun, and i will be checking up on you.會很有趣的，我會追蹤你們的情況的。Check up on 檢查，調查 What's gonna happen is we will go up there, we will pretend like we are boyfriend and girlfriend, tell your parents we are engaged, uh, use the miles for the tickets, i guess i will pop for you to fly first class, but make sure you use the miles, if we don't get the miles, we are not doing it.Oh, please confirm the vegan mile, ok? Cause last time they actually gave it to a vegan, and they forced me to eat clammy, warm, creamy salad thing, hey, why aren't you taking note? 要用里程票，我能把你弄去頭等艙，但一定要用里程票，沒有里程票我們就不去了，確保有好吃的素食，上次他們知道我是素食者，他們要我吃溫膩的沙拉。

Clammy 冷濕的，冷粘的 creamy 含乳脂的，乳脂狀的，奶油色的 Pop for something 請某人客 I'm sorry, were you not in that room? Oh, the thing about being promoted, genius, genius, he completely fell for it.I am serious.I am looking at a 250000 fine and five years in jail, that changes things.我面臨著被判250000元罰金和入獄五年，情況不同了。Promoted to editor? No, no way.Then i quit, and you are screwed.那我就辭職你就完蛋了。Fine, fine, i will make you editor.And you will publish my manuscript.Twenty thousand copies, first run.第一版，兩萬份 And we will tell our parents about our engagement when i want and how i want, now ask me nicely.我們告訴我父母我們訂婚了，時間及形式由我決定 Ask you nicely what? Ask me nicely to marry you.What does that mean? You heared me, on your knee.Fine, does this work for you? 這樣可以么？ Oh, i like this, yeah.Will you marry me? No.say it like you mean it.Andrew, would you please, with cherries on top, marry me? 你能賜予我幸福，娶我么？

So, these are the questions that INS is gonna ask us.Now, the good news is that i know everything about you, but the bad news is that you have four days to learn all this about me, so, you should probably get studying.What am i allergic to? 我對什么過敏

allergic 過敏的，反感的 Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion.松仁果還有人的七情六欲

spectrum 系列，幅度，范圍 Do i have any scars? Oh, i am pretty sure you have a tattoo.We are done with that question.那個問題到此結束 Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts, we are beginning our descent into juneau.Now, do you prefer being called margaret or satan's misstress? 撒旦的情人

Thank you so much for allowing me to be a part of this weekend.Oh, you are welcome, we are thrilled to have with you.Let's get you two to the fort.You didn't tell me about all the family businesses, honey? He was probably just being modest, dear.What are we doing? Shouldn't we check into our hotel right now? Check into a hotel 登記住進旅館

Oh, we canceled our reservation.Family doesn't stay in a hotel, you are gonna stay in our home.Reservation 預訂，保留意見

She insists on doing it all herself, she is a feminist.You see the shoes that broad was wearing? Broad 女子 That will dry right off.Hand off my ass.Who are you people? 你們是什么人啊? When are you going to tell them we are engaged? I will pick the right moment.So i always want toknow, what does a book editor do? That's a good question, louise.I am curious to know the answer myself, so, why don't you tell us exactly what a book editor does, besides taking writters out to lunch and getting bombed.Now that sounds like fun.No wonder you like being an editor.難怪你想成為一個圖書編輯

I think i will get a refill.我得再去滿一杯了 That's a hell of a first impression, dad? 這真是個糟糕的第一印象，爸爸？

What the hell, andrew? You show up here after all this time with this woman you hated and now she is your girlfriend? 究竟怎么回事？

We just got here.Can we wait two seconds before we throw the kitchen sink at each other? 在我們互相挖苦之前能不能先冷靜兩秒。Just never figured you for a guy who slept his way to the middle.從未想過你會要一個半老徐娘

Actually, i will have you know that that woman in there is one of the most respected editors in town.She is your meal ticket, and you bring her home to meet you mother.She is not my meal ticket, she is my fiance.Ladies and gentlemen, i have a very important announcement to make.We are being completely rude.Did i miss the story? What story? About how you proposed? Oh, how a man proposes say a lot about his character.一個男人如何求婚最能展現他的性格了

I actually love to hear the story, andrew.Would you tell us? Actually, margaret loves telling the story, so i'm gonna let her go ahead and do that.Cause i think we should just sit in rapture.我們在這里滿懷期待的坐著就行了 Rapture 著迷，癡迷，歡天喜地

Wow, where to begin the story? Well, andrew and i were about to celebrate our first anniversary together, and i knew that he'd been itching to ask me to marry him, and he was scared, like a little tiny bird, so i started leaving him little hints here and there, because i knew he wouldn't have the guts to ask.Gut 勇氣，膽量，毅力

That is not exactly how it happened, i mean, i picked up on her little hints, the woman is about as subtle as a gun, what i worried about was that she might find this little box。

Pick up on 與...熟悉起來，理解，領悟

Oh, the decoupage box that he made where he'd taken time to cut out tiny, little pictures of himself, yes, just pasted all over the box, oh, so beautiful, so i opened that beautiful little decoupage and out fluttered these tiny, hand-cut heart confettis, and once they cleared, i looked down, and i saw the most beautiful, big....他做的那個精剪紙的盒子，他花時間一點點剪出精細的小小的圖片，先不提盒子了，哦，太漂亮了，于是我撥開那些剪紙，那些令人心動的小小的精細的手工心型五彩剪紙引入我眼簾，當我全部撥開這些紙片的時候，我看見了，看見了...decoupage 剪紙裝飾 confetti 五彩紙屑，糖果

Nothing, no ring, but inside that box, underneath all that crap, there was a little hand written note with the address to a hotel, date and time, masculine, anyway, natrually, margaret thought...Crap 垃圾

I thought she was seeing someone else, it was a terrible time for me, but i went to that hotel anyway, i went there and i pounded on the door, but the door was already unlocked, and as swung open that door, there he was standing, kneeling, like a man, on a bed of rose petals, in a tuxedo, and he was choking back soft, soft sobs, and when he held back the tears and finally caught his breath, he said to me: margaret, will you marry me? Pound 敲打，連續猛擊petal 花瓣tuxedo無尾燕尾服 sob哭泣，啜泣 我覺得他應該有別的女人了，那是對我來說真是痛不欲生，但是我還是去了那酒店，到了那里我用力的敲門，但是們沒有上鎖，然后門吱呀的打開了，他站在那兒，跪著，想一個真正的男人，穿著燕尾服，在鋪滿玫瑰花瓣的床上，止不住輕輕啜泣，當他住住淚水，勻順呼吸后，他對我說，嫁給我，好么？

That is quite a story, gorgeous.Gorgeous 絢麗的，極好的，太美了 Hey, let's see a kiss from you two cuties.Kiss on the mouth like you mean it.Exquisite bed exquisite 精挑細選的，精致的 So, where is andrew's bed? Oh, sweetie, we are not under any illusions that you two don't sleep in the same bed, so he will sleep in here with you.Illusion 錯覺，幻覺，錯誤的信仰或觀念 Mirrors in a room often give an illusion of space.我們認為你們兩個應該睡在一張床上

Oh, great, cause we love to snuggle, don't we, honey? Snuggle 依偎，挨近

She snuggled down in bed 她蜷縮著躺在床上 We are huge snugglers.We just rescued him from the pound, and he is still in training, sorry.Pound 汽車扣押所，寵物收留所

Just be sure you don't let him outside, or the eagles will snatch him.By the way, there are extra towels and linens and things in here if you need them.Linen 亞麻布制品，床單，桌布，內衣等 We'd better turn in, it's been quite an evening.So, you haven't been home in a while? I haven't had a lot of vacation time the last three years.Stop complaining.Are your eyes closed? Completely Those are the pajamas you decided to bring to alaska? Pajamas 寬大的睡衣褲

Yes, because i was supposed to be in a hotel alone.Looks like i won't be getting much sleep with the sun streaming in.I have horrible service, frank, give me just one minute, hold on just second.我這里信號不好

Frank, i am sorry you feel i pressured you into doing oprah.My phone is on all the time 我的手機從不關機

Will you go get her, andy? We have a whole day planned for her, and she needs to get ready.她得準備一下 Are you drunk? You have to get ready? For what? You are going out with my mom and the girls.Shopping, sightseeing and a surprise.Now give me a nice big hug, we don't want them to think we are fighting.If you touch my ass one more time, i will cut you balls off in the sleep.They dissolve in water.他們溶于水中 She is a little peeved, apparently, i wasn't the most gracious of hosts last night, it was a little bit of shock to find out that you are getting married, especially when none of us even knew you were dating, the point is, i owe you a apology.Peeved 惱怒的，不高興的 Accepted.There is something else, i have been going over my retirement plan recently, and it got me thinking, i have done a lot of things in my life, practically built an empire with your mother from the ground up, it doesn't mean anything unless you have someone to leave it to.我這一生中做了很多事情，特別是和你媽媽白手起家創建了一個帝國，但如果沒有人來接受，他他就一文不值。We already discussed this.I'd like to discuss it again.You have responsibilities here, i think i have been more than understanding about your goofing off in new york, i need you to quit playing around.Goof off 游手好閑，吊兒郎當，偷懶，不認真工作 Play around 玩耍，胡為，胡鬧，輕率對待

我覺得我對你在紐約無所事事已經很容忍了，我要你停止胡鬧 When are you going to start taking what i do seriously? 你什么時候才能真正接受我的職業 When you start acting seriously.I feel sorry for you, dad, i wish you had another son, i really do, one who wanted to stay here, one who wanted to take the family business, one who wanted to marry someone that you approve of, but it's not me, now, it must seem strange to you my life in new york, sitting in an office, reading books, but i makes me happy, you understand? If that's what makes you happy, son, i got nothing to say.Hey, there you are, how are you holding up? 嘿，你在這兒，你怎么停了？

Oh, fine, fine, just working on my tan.曬曬太陽 Yeah, the paxtons can be a bit overwhelming at times.帕克星盾人有時有些胡鬧

So it's a little different than new york, huh? little bit, you ever been? No, that was always andrew's dream, not mime.You guys were pretty serious, huh? 你們當時很當真是么? Well, i mean we dated in high school and all through college, but we were kids.我們曾在高中大學時交往

And you guys called it off because of...你們分手是因為

Well, the night before we graduated school, he proposed, and said he wanted to elope and run away to new york with me, and i said no, i have never been anywhere but here, this is home, but anyway, you are a lucky girl, he really is the best, which you obviously already know.Elope 私奔 What's he doing? Something is up, it's best to leave him alone.Why is andrew out there hollowing that old stupid canoe again? Hollow out 挖空，開鑿

canoe 獨木舟 Well, maybe he is planning to escape, what? What did you do? I didn't do anything, i mean i just had a frank conversation with him about his futrue.Frank 坦白的，直率的，真誠的

Oh, well, joe, that's a good idea, because he will never come back home now, he is my son, i only get to see him every three years because of you, i've had enough, you are gonna be suportive of him marrying margaret, and that is that, you know, if we are not careful, we are gonna end up in this great big house just you and me alone, just you and me and everything we are angry about and god forbid that they should have a grandchild that we never get to see, you are going to fix this, joe, i mean it, fix it now.哦，干的真不賴啊，周，因為他現在再也不回家了，他是我的兒子，而我三年才能見到他一次，因為你，就是因為你，我受夠了，你得支持他跟瑪格麗特結婚，我說了算，你要知道，如果我們一不小心，那就會只有你和我老死在這座大房子里，你和我以及我們所生氣的每一件事，上帝呀，即使他們有了我們的孫子我們也看不到，你現在要趕快彌補，周，我是認真的，現在就補。

I'm so tired, think i'm gonna upstairs, take a shower, i had a great day today, thank you.Oh, god, you are showing everything, cover it up, for the love of god!Explain yourself please.哦，上帝，我真是一覽無余，遮起來，看在上帝的份上 What are you even doing home? Then you just jump me out of nowhere.你就這樣突然出現把我撲倒

I didn't mean to jump you, your dog was attacking me , and i had to run, and i run into you.Go take a shower, you stink.Stink 臭味，臭氣，發臭味，令人討厭 Oh, barely made it out with my life there.哦，幾乎就是我生命的寫照

So, what's the deal with you and your father? Oh, i'm sorry, that question is not in the binder.這個問題不在回答范圍之內

Oh, really, well, i thought you were the one that said we need to learn all this....Not about that, i didn't.I like the phychic network.我喜歡通靈網站 What? Not in the“ haha, isn't that funny, she likes that trash” kind of way, i actually quite enjoy it.In a kind of way 在某種程度上

I don't like flowers in the house, because they remind me of funerals.Never played a videogame Wuthering Heights呼嘯山莊

Haven't slept with a man in over a year and a half.The bird tattoo, they are swallows, got them when i was16 after my parents died.I am sure there are many many other things, but that's all i can come up with now.You are there, uh.I'm here, just processing.You really haven't slept with anyone in 18 month? Oh, my god, out of all that, that's all you got? 哦，上帝啊，說了這么多，你只得出這一點。

Margaret, don't take this the wrong way, you are a very very beautiful woman.別誤解 God, i can't sing that high.Room service, breakfast for the happy couple.Are you wearing makeup? 你化妝了? Spoon me.貼著我 Oh, you shouldn't have gone to that trouble.哦，您不用這么麻煩的

Your mother and i have come up with a proposition and i happen to think it's a terrific idea.Proposition 提議 We want you to get married here tommorow.What, what? Well, you are gonna get married anyway, so why don't you get married here? Where we can be all together, and that way grandma annie can be a part of it.無論如何你們都要結婚的，那為什么不在這里結婚呢？我們可以聚在一起，那樣的話安妮奶奶就可以算一份。

Oh, no, it's grammy's big birthday tomorrow night, big day for here, we don't want to ruin it.I have had 89 birthday parties, i don't need another one, oh, it would be a dream come true for me to see my one grandchild's wedding, a dream come true, so you will do it? Before i am dead? Oh, we wil do everything, and you can get married like we did, in the barn.It's a paxton family tradition.Wow, i have always wanted to get married in a barn.It's a sign, a sign from universe that you are meant to be together, oh, we must give thanks, i tell you.Ok, i know i should leave you alone now.But we are just so excited.Oh, my god, when my mom finds out that this whole thing is a sham, she is gonna be crushed, and my grandma is gonna be die.Sham 假的，贗品，偽造的 crushed 失望的

What the hell is with that? The whole wedding thing, where did that come from? 哪兒來的主意？

She probably got him worked up into it, fine, she is not gonna find out, andrew, they are not gonna find out, ok? Just relax, it's gonna be ok, it's not like we are gonna be married forever, we will be happily divorced before you know it, we wil be fine, ok? 這并不表示我們會永遠結為夫妻，你還沒弄清呢我們就愉快的離婚了。Yeah.Get us some coffee, so, would you like a cinnamon soy latte? You are right, you know, get quickie divorce, we will be fine.Absolutely, everything is going to be great.But this little missus better learn how to cook so she can take care of her husband, keep my man happy, i don't want him leaving me for another woman.Missus 太太，妻子，老婆 但是我初為人婦，最好學習烹飪。

Come on, haven't left you yet, margaret.還沒離開你呢 I just kinda feel like going outside.You have to fucus, this is a business deal, this is just a business deal.Mother earth has provided all this just as she brought you and andrew together to be joined, we must to give thanks, and ask that you loins be abundantly fertile.大地母親賦予了這一切就像他把你和安德魯聯系在一起一樣，我們必須感恩，并祈禱你后代繁多。Feel the rhythm of the drums.Your gammy want me to chant from the heart.你奶奶要我發自內心的詠唱 Balls? That's what came to your heart? You know, it went with the beat.隨著拍子就唱出來了

Your phone is arrived, i am gonna go into town to pick it up, wanna come? You got that phone i ordered? Yes, it came in, how are you? 是的，到貨了 I think you made quite an impression on Ramone.Here we go, it's all charged up, andrew.都充滿電了 Charge up 給...充電 Thanks, buddy.Is there a computer in this godforsaken town? Godforsaken 荒蕪的，凄涼的

Ok, so when it runs out, it gives you a warning.Just put into more dimes.Ok, i can figure this out, i am an intelligent woman.She looked really pretty today.Yeah, she did.Must be nice to see each other again and just catch up.It's definitely good to see her again.There they are, margaret, we need you, afraid we are going to have to steal you away, young lady.But not you, it's girl stuff, you'd hate it.Stripper 剝皮器，脫衣舞表演者 恐怕我們要把你偷走了，小姐

I can't believe this is happening, my mother made this dress by hand, in this very shop, in 1929, it's funny how things come back in style.看到風格輪回真是有趣啊。

Just finishing up the buttons.正在系扣子

And don't worry about the fit, because Annie is the best tailor in the southeast Alaska.別擔心是否合身 Wow, incredible.Maybe a tad loose in certain areas.也許有些地方有些松

tad 少些

Oh, sorry, i am a bit chesty to begin with and i happened to be knocked up when i wore this, oh, let's see if we can find your boobs.Chesty 胸部大的，胸部豐滿的 哦，對不起，我以前胸部很豐滿，我穿的時候正好能撐起來 Maybe they shrunk up in the cold Alaskan air.I was thinking, if you'd like, maybe we could head down your way for the holidays this year.也許今年我們能去你們那兒過假期

Oh, that would be nice, or maybe we could come to you too.Now, let's make this absolute perfection.Now, just one special touch and you are ready.It's been in the family for more than 150 years, my great-grandfather give it to my great-grandmother when they got married, They were quite a scandal, you know, he was Russian and she was tlingit, and back then you have to get approval from every member of the tribe before you get married, almost broke them up.你知道，好多流言蜚語，他是俄國人而他是特里吉特人，在當時結婚之前要經過部落里每位成員的同意，他們差點被拆散。Well, how did they stay together then? She was a lot like you, tough, wouldn't take no for an answer, she was good for him, i want you to have it, grandmothers love to give their stuff to their grandchildren, it makes us feel like we will still be part of your lives even after we are gone.Take it.I just wanted to make sure there was enough time to get all the sewing done.This is untied, hop on it.Hop on please 請跳上來 Mind telling me what the hell is wrong? I just needed to get away from everybody.Would you mind telling me what's happening now? I forgot what it was like to have a family, i have been on m own since i was 16, and i forgot what it felt like to have people love you, and make you breakfast and say“ hey, we'd love to come down for the holidays” and i say“ well, why don't we come up and see you instead”, and give you necklaces, and you have all that here, and you have Gertrude, and i am just screwing it up.我忘了有家的感覺是什么樣的，我從十六歲起就自己一個人，我忘了被人愛是什么感覺，還有人給你做早餐，然后說，嘿，我們想去你那里度假，然后我說為什么我們不能去看你們呢，還送你項鏈，你在這兒擁有一切，你擁有gertrude, 而我正在搞砸一切。You are not screwing it up, i agreed to it.Your family love you, you know that? I know that.And you are still willing to put them through this? What the hell were you thinking? Could've gotten yourself killed.你到底在想什么，你差點弄死你自己。

You turned the boat and made me fall in, you jackass.Jackass 愚蠢的人，傻瓜

You let go of the steering wheel.你放開了方向盤 I want to talk to both of you, you mother is never to hear any of this.Told you i'd check up on you.What did you do? I got a phone call from Mr.Gilbertson here, who told me that if you were lying, and he strongly believes that you are, he would send you to prison, so i flew him up here.所以我讓他飛過來 Dad Luckily for you, your father negotiated a deal on your behalf, now, this offer is gonna last for 20 seconds, so listen closely, you are gonna make a statement, admitting this marriage is a sham, or you are gonna go to prison, you tell the truth, you are off the hook, and she is going to go back to Canada.Off the hook 脫離困境 Well, take the deal.I don't think so, i have been working for margaret for three years, six months ago we started dating, we fell in love, i asked her to marry me, and she said yes, i will see you at the wedding.I am very appreciative of what you have done.Appreciative 有鑒識力的，感激的 You've got your whole lives to be together.你們是要一輩子在一起的

We are gathered here today to give thanks and to celebrate one of life's greatest moments, to give recognition to the beauty, honesty, and unselfish ways of andrew and margaret's true love in front of family and friends, for it is their family and friends who taught andrew and margaret to love.今天我們聚集在這里感謝慶祝生命中最輝煌的時刻之一，在家人和朋友面前去贊美美麗，善良，無私的安德魯和瑪格麗特的真愛，因為正是他們的家人和朋友教會了安德魯和瑪格麗特如何去愛。I do have something i need to say.Can it wait till after? 能等會再說嗎？ No Thank you all so much for coming out, i have a bit announcement to make about the wedding, a confession, actually.I am a canadian, with an expired visa who was about to be deported, and because i didn't want to leave this wonderful country of yours, i force andrew here to marry me, see, andrew has always had this extraordinary work ethic, something i think he learned from you, and for three years i watched him work harder than anyone else at our company, and i knew that if i threatened to destroy him career he would do just about anything, so i blackmailed him to come up here and to lie to you, all of you, and i thought i would be easy to watch him do it, but i wasn't, turns out it's not easy to ruin someone's life once you find out how wonderful they are, you have a beautiful family, don't let this come between you, this was my fault, andrew, this was a business deal, and you held up your end, but now the deal is off.Expired 到期的blackmail 敲詐，勒索 Hold up one's end 堅持到底，樂觀戰斗

We meet at the dock, you are going me a ride to the airport.Let me get my head on straight, ok? 讓我整理下頭緒

You are right, this book is special, i lied because i knew publishing meant i'd loose as an assistant, but you have an extraordinary eye, and i will make sure we buy this before i leave, have a amazing life, you deserve it.Wow, that was crazy, you know, people are gonna be talking about this forever.You know what the problem is? The problem is that this woman is a gigantic pain in my ass, first there is the whole leaving thing, i understand that, it's a sham wedding, it's kind of stressful, but then she goes ahead and she leaves this note, because she doesn't have the decency, the humanity to do it to my face, three years, three years i work with this terrorist, never once has she had a nice thing to say, and then she goes ahead and she writes this crap.But none of that matters because we have a deal, i am sorry, she just makes me a little crazy.Gigantic 巨大的

這個女人簡直是我的心病，起初是離開的那事，我可以理解，這是假結婚，令人壓抑，然后他一走了之后留下這個紙條，因為他沒那么高尚那么人性的面對我的臉，三年了，我和這個恐怖分子工作了三年，他一次都沒有好好的跟我說過話，然后她寫了這個玩意，拍拍屁股走人了。但那些都不重要，因為我們有一個約定，Yeah, i can see that, so, you are just gonna let her go? 那你就讓她這樣一走了之嗎？ So, what now? we land on new york, you have 24 hours to head back to canada.Andrew, what's happening? I got to talk to her.Why would you do that, boy? This has nothing to do with you.I am not gonna let you do this.I am not asking your permission here.I think i am having a heart attack.You two need to stop fighting, you will never see eye to eye, but you are family, promise me you will stand by andrew, even if you don't agree with him.I promise Andrew, promise me, you will work harder to be a part of this family.I will.I guess they are not ready for me.我想他們還沒有準備好要帶我走。Mom, what? Are you faking the heart attack? Come on 你假裝犯心臟病？

Well, it was the only way i could get you two to shut up and get us to the airport.We are not authorized to take you to the airport.You scared the hell out of me?你嚇死我了 I have a little favor i need from you, buddy.What's wrong? Margaret is on that plane.And he didn't get to tell her.Tell her what? That he loves her.So she could tell him that she loves him too.If she didn't love him, she wouldn't have left.Of course not.Am i the only one not getting this? Sorry, man, there was nothing we could do.I am sorry, son, i didn't know how you felt about her.Why are you panting? Because i have been running.I need to talk to you.Well, i don't have time to talk, i need to catch a 5:45 to Toronto.Margaret, stop talking.Gotta say something, Ok Just take a sec Fine, what? Three days ago, i loathed you, i used to dream about you getting hit by a cab or poisoned, then we had our little adventure in alaska, and things started to change, things changed when we kissed, and when you told me about your tattoo, even when you checked me out when we are naked.Well, i didn't see anything.You did, but i didn't realize any of this until i was standing alone, in a barn, wife-less, now, you can imagine my disappointment, and it suddenly dawned on me, that the woman i love is about to be kicked out of the country, so, margaret, marry me, because i'd like to date you.Trust me, you don't really want to be with me.Yes, i do.See, the thing is, there is a reason why i have been alone all this time, i am comfortable that way, and i think it would just be a lot easier, if we forgot everything that happened and i just left.Aren't you supposed to get down on you knee or something.

第四篇：新聞評論臺詞腳本

新聞評論臺詞腳本

時間：5.24（星期二）欄目名稱：新聞烽火臺

欄目口號：深遠眼光，瞭望世界

簡寫：主持人—主 視頻—視 同期聲—同

【上集】

【片頭+背景音樂+事件剪輯】 【主持人出場】

【主】觀眾朋友們，大家晚上好。歡迎收看本期的《新聞烽火臺》之《什么人在收藏中國》。首先，來介紹、一下今天到場的嘉賓。A——中國文物行政部門負責人，B——資深評論員。

今天是5.24日，就在半個月之前，一個偶然又可以說是必然的事件擾動了大家的神經，引發了全民的輿論高潮。說它偶然，是因為它是時隔24年后的再一次空前轟動的新聞事件，說它必然，是因為這類事件一直就未離開過我們的視野，國內也好，國外也罷。那么它是怎樣發生的？它發生的背后又有哪些深層次的原因？它的發生衍生出怎樣的復雜問題，未來又將何去何從呢？

來看一段視頻。【視】會議現場

【同】2011年5月11日，為期8個月的新一輪“打擊文物犯罪專項行動”正式啟動，而前一天，國家文物局已發出《關于切實加強文物安全工作的緊急通知》。此次專項行動將在全國17個省、自治區、直轄市開展，嚴厲打擊盜竊、盜掘、走私等文物犯罪活動，確保國家文物安全。而此次專項行動的啟動，我們不得不提或多或少直接促成這一行動啟動的誘因。【視】網絡截屏

【同】5月10日12點08分，在騰訊微博上認證名為“故宮”的微博發帖稱：“在故宮博物院齋宮展出的臨時展覽《交融——兩依藏珍選粹展》（展品為首飾盒等20世紀作品），5月8日發生展品失竊。現公安部門正在偵破中。”這一消息引起了社會的軒然大波。隨著案情的偵破，整個事件浮出水面。【視】失竊藏品圖片

【同】2011年5月8日，在時隔24年后，北京故宮博物院被“鑿墻盜寶”，失竊品共9件，皆為香港金融家馮耀輝的個人收藏的20世紀西式化妝盒，屬王宮用品，全部為金銀制品，鑲嵌各類寶石，價值千萬元。而據稱，為了表示對故宮博物館的信任，藏主只為藏品投保31萬元人民幣。【視】抓捕現場

【同】就在大家臆造一個可以讓時遷棄暗投明，讓白玉堂退出江湖，讓燕子李三金盆洗手的“故宮大盜”的形象時，工作人員在疑犯逃跑路線上，尋回兩件藏品。而就在專項行動啟動的當晚23時，“故宮大盜”被北京警方抓捕歸案，案發至此案告破，共歷時58小時。【視】嫌犯照片+家鄉圖片

【同】石柏槐，山東菏澤曹縣人。今年3月到北京，案發是沒有工作。在家鄉，這是一個12歲輟學在家以收廢酒瓶謀生，16歲離家外出打工，先后做過搬運工、泥瓦匠、電焊工、燒烤店小工的村民，口袋里從沒有余錢。被家人昵稱為“二小”的小伙。這個看來安靜內向的人，身高不足160厘米，體重不足50公斤。正是這樣的一些訊息，再次加強了全民輿論的風潮，可以用“又瘦又小”來形容，關鍵是沒什么技能的他，如何能在號稱“世界上最安全博物館”“京城第一保衛處”的故宮博物院里興風作浪呢？ 【視】模擬現場圖

【同】據石柏槐交代，白天逃票進入故宮的他，趁降雨一直躲藏在與展廳相鄰的西配房內直至天黑。行竊前，他關閉了西配房內供電系統總閘。為了從西配房出來，他破壞了南面的一扇窗戶，從窗框里鉆出。后用腳踹碎了展廳北面的一扇窗戶進入展廳，又將阻擋自己的一塊石膏板做成的 1 裝飾墻毀壞出一個寬度僅為六七十厘米的洞。如此簡單粗暴的作案手段，“順利”地盜取了9件展品。而這一切的初衷，只有一個原因：缺錢。甚至整個盜竊行為，都是臨時起意。【視】“四防”體系+網絡截屏

【同】而故宮博物院怎么反倒用幾十年的發展形成的“四防”體系成全了石柏槐的“金錢夢”呢？故宮博物院被推上了輿論的風口浪尖，甚至有網友發帖戲稱：非專業的“盜賊”臨時起意就能盜走展品，安保措施難道也是展品嗎？ 【視】字幕式

【同】安保措施的漏洞或者說“意外失常”，乃至人員的問題都激起了大眾的憤怒情緒。

第一，檢票處怎么可以逃票溜進，難道根本原因就是石柏槐“又瘦又小”好鉆空子嗎？ 第二，下午5點前后例行的清場，240人的保衛處，做到的只是“簡而告之”的工作嗎？ 第三，意外斷電后既沒有采取緊急安保措施，又沒有立刻檢修，難道故宮電路經常被暴風雨襲擊嗎？況且雷電火險不算在安保范圍內嗎？

第四，全院大約1600個防盜報警器、400個攝像頭，難道就沒給展廳安裝一個嗎？ 第五，石柏槐在逃跑過程中，被保衛人員發現，因為保衛人員60歲左右，致使石柏槐逃脫，貌似有心可原，但是憑什么國家級博物館要雇用一位上了年歲的“老大爺”呢？

第六，在密如蛛網的電子眼的幫助下，160條巡邏狼犬，30名工作人員為何徹夜搜查都未能找到嫌疑人？

第七，既然看到嫌犯，為何第二天才發現被盜，難道故宮博物院對不速之客習以為常了嗎？ 【視】故宮新聞發言人馮乃恩

【同】一連串的疑問觸動了大家的神經，針對于這一個個未解的謎團，故宮發言人的回答也模棱 兩可，但在新聞發布會現場，兩度鞠躬，表達對公眾和藏主的歉意。【視】微博截屏圖

【同】隨后，積極做善后工作的故宮，發布了針對展品失竊時間的漏洞查找與初步整改措施。目前，關于是石柏槐的審理工作正在進行當中。

【主】歡迎回到現場，這里是為您直播的《新聞縱橫》，本期議題為《什么人在收藏中國》。

與上一次故宮被盜相比，時間已隔24年。作下驚天巨案的“故宮大盜”落網后，很多公眾在贊嘆警察工作效率之余不免失望：這個“故宮大盜”身材瘦小，作案手法低級，完全沒有反偵察能力，在銷贓不成后丟棄了所有贓物，甚至被捕歸案時，正在網吧內實名制上網。

而不管怎樣，無論誰該替這件事情負責，畢竟案件已成功告破。石柏槐被刑拘，最高要面臨無期徒刑的審判。故宮博物院也在積極的反思過后改進安保措施。或許應像香港兩依博物館館長所說：不要再指責故宮。這句話是客套也好，是無奈也罷。我想輿論的浪潮也該有所平息。

故宮失竊事件本身已無可爭議，我們所關心的應該是這一事件背后更深層次的東西。這個事件直接促成了“打擊文物犯罪專項行動”的開展，文物再一次受到全社會的高度重視。今天，我們將和兩位嘉賓一起，揭開隱藏在文物失竊背后的神秘面紗。【主】這件事情發生后，目前國內文物行政管理方面有什么措施

——第一，就是打擊文物犯罪專項行動的啟動。第二，就是從下半年開始，北京將作為試點城市率先啟動對國有單位的公藏可移動文物普查。明年此項工作將在全國范圍內開展，預計將用5年時間完成。

【主】兩位專家認為文物失竊事件發生的根源是什么？

A——第一，肯定是說，安保的漏洞，所謂四防好，不如心防好。要說其他設備出現問題是技術問題，但是狼犬可是六親不認的。本身的掉以輕心是重點。第二就是市場。有市場才有“生產”。B——我認同市場這個觀點。安保出現的問題只是表面現象，你不能說因為小餐館沒有保安，你就去搶人家的米飯玩吧。雖然最后這個并沒有銷贓成功，但是我們別忘了作案動機是什么？是錢。他又不是傻子，銷贓沒成功不怪他，要說他預謀錯了，就是錯在沒有首先去了解市場。并且，我 2 們這里所強調的市場，是地下文物交易市場。也就是說“黑市”

【主】文物有黑市，所以有人盜寶。但是黑市既不在光天化日之下，怎么卻能引起這么多人的熱情呢？ B——電視、平面媒體、文藝作品的宣傳影響和過分對文物價值的渲染，幾乎是全國老百姓都知道文物很值錢，也是無本之利的發財途徑，一有機會都想一夜暴富。所以福建和河南一些地區旁若無人的開挖自己家的祖墳就不足為奇了。

A——是這樣。其實不止是中國這樣，國際上都是一樣的。中國文物盜竊案很多，國外的此類案件中，藝術繪畫作品占較大比例。

根據2009年，美國聯邦調查局公布的全球“十大藝術品被盜案”，這些藝術品價值總計6億美元，其中包括達芬奇、倫勃朗、蒙克、凡高等藝術大師的傳世之作。

僅在過去幾周，全球就對十幾幅現代派繪畫作品展開搜索。最震驚的是什么？警方在紐約一幢小公寓里發現300多件失竊藝術品，其中包括畢加索的畫作。

【主】剛剛老師談到國外藝術品失竊的事件，可謂觸目驚心。可否給我們簡單介紹一下目前全球文物和藝術品保護的情況？

A——保護不好說。因為和故宮一樣，安保措施是很全面的，甚至有些可以用“固若金湯”來形容。我簡單說一下失竊情況。有句調侃的民間俗話講：如欲手頭收藏品被竊，速將該物轉往英國。根據世界上最大的被竊藝術品資料庫的記錄顯示：英國是全世界藝術品被竊最多的國家，從1976年至今，共有53709件藝術品上榜。大家可以想象一下，這個已經到了令人發指的地步。

【主】國內也好，國外也罷。剛剛我們聽過老師的介紹，可以總結一點，藝術品失竊，究其根源的，是市場的問題。那目前從文物行政監管方面來講，我們中國文物保護市場是什么樣的狀況呢？ A——首先就是盜掘走私猖獗，文物市場失控。

80年代的時候，一些省份就有這樣一句順口溜：要想富，挖古墓，一夜能成萬元戶。在幾個文化大省，群眾性的棗木以及販賣文物之風屢禁不止，在一些地方已經形成行業。中國文物學會名譽會長謝辰生老先生就說過這樣一句話：中國文物的流失，已經形成國際化“一條龍”經營。從盜掘到走私，直至出現在國外交易市場，常常幾天之內就可以完成。

【主】您談到這個走私，應該就是說流入黑市。走私是用什么方法，海關監察嚴格到什么程度呢？ A——慣用的幾條走私文物處境的方式有三種。

第一，自己攜帶出關。文物販子用紙箱包裝好從內地收購的文物，將其放在汽車后備箱中，然后可以大搖大擺的開車通關前往港澳地區。

第二，通過“文物帶工”出關。由于文物走私販賣猖獗，一些專門攜帶文物出關的“文物帶工”應運而生

第三，通過菜農出關。文物販子將文物交給經常往來內地和港澳地區的菜農，讓其將文物放在背簍中，每次可付給菜農100-200元得報酬，文物販子尾隨其后。

海關檢查采取的是抽查，對于大宗文物走私案來說，可能你一批貨，只抽查5%。【主】有關其他的情況呢？

A——剛剛我們談到了盜掘走私，再有問題就是古玩交易市場的泛濫。目前全國較大規模的古玩市場已經超過240家，由于多種原因，它們既沒有取得文物部門許可，經營文物行為又未受到文物行政部門監管。甚至很多古玩市場易名為舊貨市場。這樣整個涵義就寬泛多了，不惹眼也說明不了什么問題，《文物保護法》規定舊貨市場是不能經營文物的，但是很多文物仍以舊貨、關的名義公開銷售，部分貨品甚至公然標榜是出土文物。所以很多文物走私就從這里起步。

再有一個問題，民辦博物館的藏品來源受到關注。我國目前民辦博物館在600家以上。國有博物館可以依靠考古發掘、接受捐贈等方式來補充藏品。但是民辦博物館的文物藏品主要靠買，來源渠道單一。

而且，目前文物犯罪越發暴力兇殘。犯罪團過甚至攜帶武器作案，暴力抗法，公然襲警。【主】評論員對這個事情有怎樣的看法呢？除了老師剛談到的這個行政監管方面？

B——無論說古玩交易市場監管出現問題，還是說盜掘走私猖獗。根本在于什么，有人收藏，有人買所以有 3 人賣。整個文物交易鏈條是循環的。

【主】故宮失竊一事，再次敲響了文物安全的警鐘。據相關報道顯示，2009年以來，博物館安全案件呈現反彈趨勢，多地博物館先后發生館藏文物丟失、失竊、被搶劫等惡性事件。或許面對著全國各地幾乎沒有完整保留的古墓和文化遺址，文物販子們似乎到了“無物可盜”的境地，于是開始對博物館下手。

有人收藏，有市場，所以有人挖，有人盜，有人搶。

剛剛老師也提到了這一點，對于盜竊者和文物販子里說，在于有收藏者市場。

或許有人會問，收藏和市場有什么關系呢？市場是交易的代名詞，收藏不是，換個角度講，是另一種保護。中國文物收藏者群體到底是如何構成的呢？他們在文物收藏的過程中起到了哪些作用呢？來看視頻。【視】文物收藏規模+各類搜藏者

【同】2005年上半年，一支由浙江省文物局組織的專家團隊，開始了首次省內民間文物收藏調查，作為文物收藏大省，它的調查結果大體也反映出目前我國整個文物收藏的概況。

調研報告稱：可以以“遍地開花”來形容浙江文物收藏的興盛，收藏軍團有企業主收藏家、職業收藏家、業余收藏愛好者三部分組成。浙江民間收藏者搶救回來的流失海外文物在國內是最多的，特別是一些企業家，做出了不小的貢獻。

此間，民間收藏“三得”也被歸納出來：陶冶情操，搶救文物，保值增值。

收藏者隊伍的龍頭，為人數不多但經濟實力雄厚的企業主收藏家。收藏目的即是資產的保值增值。雪峰房產董事長童四鶴的一幅畫，在半年間就增值400萬。

收藏活動的引領者和推動者，是以收藏為職業的職業收藏家。多數是文物古玩市場和收藏家協會的骨干，有自己的文物藝術品門市部。收藏目的是以經營為主，通過收購-轉手，賺取差價。

收藏活動的基本力量和主要參與者，是占收藏者總人數的80%的業余文物收藏愛好者。大多數受“收藏熱”的影響，有淘寶和財富積累的心理。【視】采訪畫面

【同】近日，我們的記者也走訪了民間文物收藏愛好者雒長安先生，關于收藏他表達了自己的見解。【主】目前，我國文物面臨著破壞與保護的雙重問題。一方面，自然災害和人為破壞之下，甚至一些國家級重點文物保護單位也“危在旦夕”。另一方面，被完好保護起來的文物又被市場所覬覦。

我們不難看出，收藏者從一定程度上促進了歷史文化的傳承和文化遺產的保護。他們對此積極作用必須充分肯定。但是，國內收藏者所哄抬起來的市場，就是地下文物交易活動最終的歸宿嗎？那些蘊含著中華民族藝術文化的文物，到底在被誰收藏？

請關注《新聞烽火臺之什么人在收藏中國（下）》。我們講繼續為您挖掘更深層次的內容。觀眾朋友們，下期再見！【視】片尾

第五篇：“山里孩子有夢想”主題班會臺詞腳本(5.14)

“山里孩子有夢想”主題班會臺詞腳本

（送審稿）

（開場前畫外音：“夢想課堂”——“山里孩子有夢想”主題班會現在開始）

一、畫外音完，音樂起《如果感到快樂你就拍拍手》 10個領舞同學上臺，臺上臺下互動，邊唱邊做動作。

二、音樂漸低，四位主持人出場 甲：尊敬的各位領導、各位來賓 乙：家長朋友們 丙：親愛的老師們 丁：同學們！（合）：大家上午好！

甲：歡迎大家再次來到“夢想課堂”，去年的今天，由重慶市委宣傳部、重慶市教育工委、重慶市教委、重慶市科委、重慶市民政局、重慶市民防辦公室、共青團重慶市委、重慶市婦聯、重慶市科協，中共重慶市江津區委、重慶市江津區人民政府等主辦的“山里孩子有夢想”暨“夢想課堂”啟動儀式在嘉平學校舉行。

乙：一年來江津區以“做有夢想有追求的重慶人”為主題,以城鄉社區為主陣地,開展夢想社區課堂、夢想公開課堂、夢想流動課堂等主題實踐活動，啟迪著孩子們的夢想，傳遞著正能量。

丙：嘉平學校的師生在啟動儀式之后，積極投身到“夢想課堂”的建設中，走進校園可能大家已經注意到，今天的校園和去年相比已經有了很大的變化，“做有夢想有追求的重慶孩子”成為了學校的校訓，在這一校訓的引領下學校積極開展各種活動：“夢想10分鐘”，制定夢想清單（青少年學生應當完成的 “夢想10件事”、“感恩10件事”、“惜福10件事”），“富硒清茶敬親人”，“筍溪河畔小衛士”等，嘉平學校開展的各種活動正是我市開展夢想課堂建設的一個縮影。

丁:今天，我們在此以主題班會的形式集中展示嘉平學校“夢想課堂”建設的成果，展示山里孩子“敢于有夢、勇于追夢、勤于圓夢”的精氣神，努力學習，頑強拼搏的動人故事，既是對過去工作的梳理，更是對未來事業的展望。我們想自豪地告訴大家，為了實現夢想，我們正在追夢的路上。

甲：今天啊，我再一次成了你們的班主任，心里真是非常的高興。大家還沒忘記我吧，我就是人稱八寶粥的——周老師！

乙：我呀，是你們的新班主任王羽，大家可以叫我王老師。丙：我是你們的同學： ▲▲ 我們一起努力！丁：我是你們的同學： ▲▲ 我們共同奮斗！

甲：今天在課堂上我們設置了四個夢想加油站，只要同學們能夠大膽的站上去，說出自己的夢想，就有可能會實現！這四個夢想加油站分別屬于今天臨時成立的四個班級，班長我們已經選好了，讓大家認識一下他們吧！

乙：班長集合！

(四位班長ABCD為臨時班級命名，自行設計簡短口號。四位主持人同時站上夢想加油站，輪流做簡短自我介紹，帶領各班同學依次呼喊夢想口號）

夢想螢火蟲班 夢想口號 ：小小微光 大大夢想 夢想筍河班 夢想口號 ：尖尖竹筍 突破萬難 夢想硒望班 夢想口號 ：從我做起 硒旺無限 夢想紫荊班 夢想口號 ：紫荊精神 夢想動力 甲：好，同學們，上課!（丙、丁轉身面向甲、乙，和全體同學一起齊聲喊：老師好!甲和乙面向同學們說：同學們好!）

三、第一篇章：山外有情 甲：剛才丁說：“我們正在追夢的路上”，其實在這條路上同學們并不孤獨，除了有老師們的辛勤勞動，指引導航，還有許許多多的人都陪伴著我們，和我們一同前進。雖然，我們身在大山，可山里卻涌動著來自山外的情感暖流！這不，我們的孫書記也給孩子們回信了：

(學生上)，情景劇《孫爺爺的信》。20個學生圍在一起，其中一個學生捧著孫書記的回信在讀，大家認真的聽著。（畫外音，其中一個主持人朗讀孫書記回信的節選。）

（乙出場）乙：（《愛的奉獻》音樂起）人生中總是不能避免滄桑，但愛心總能給荒蕪的沙漠播下新的希望；生活中總是不能一帆風順，但愛心總能給失落的心靈以堅強的力量。愛心幫扶，傳遞的是愛心，營造的是希望。下面，我將要請出的這些人，他們以博大的胸懷，拳拳的愛心，為我們嘉平學校的同學們帶來了新的希望！

1、首先進行的是嘉平鎮人民政府夢想基金的發放，請以下20名同學依次到臺上來。（20名學生在學生禮儀的帶領下依次上臺）

請嘉平鎮黨委書記施建飛，嘉平鎮人民政府鎮長唐曉敏、、、等5人為他們發放夢想基金。

（學生禮儀引領領導退場，學生依次退場）

2、下面進行社會愛心人士的捐贈，請以下同學依次到臺上來（預先確定受助對象，如果是對學校的捐贈，由校長上臺受領。）

請▲▲▲ ▲▲▲ ▲▲▲（捐贈人士）進行捐贈。（學生禮儀引領捐贈人士退場，學生退場）

乙：一滴水能反射出太陽的光輝，一份愛足以體現集體的溫暖。愛心捐助是責任、也是義務，是美好的情感，更是博大的胸襟。去年嘉平鎮人民政府為嘉平、月沱兩校購置了管弦樂器，一年來兩校的同學用心演繹，用高亢的音符奏響了偉大的中國夢。下面他們就將給我們展示他們學習的成果。

（臺上嘉平學校的管弦樂隊登臺作準備，臺下預先作好準備的月沱學校的同學演奏《小星星》）

（月沱同學演奏完之后，嘉平學校的同學繼續演奏《豐收之歌》）

四、第二篇章：山里有夢

嘉平學校同學演奏完之后，其他同學退場，甲、乙出場叫住兩個同學留步，進行現場采訪。

（此環節預先選定兩名學生，要他們寫好稿子并熟記，稿子的內容主要是體現這一年來他們練習管弦樂的時候所遇到的困難，困惑，以及管弦樂所帶給他們的樂趣。）

甲：同學請問你叫什么名字？（學生回答）；你喜歡管弦樂嗎，能不能給我們講講，你在練習過程中的一些故事？（學生回答）。

是啊，在追逐夢想的過程中總會遇到困難，但是只要堅持，就有成功的希望，希望你以后繼續好好練習，將來一定會成為一名出色的演奏家！

乙：同學你呢，叫什么名字？（學生回答）；那你在學習管弦樂的過程中你的爸爸媽媽支持嗎，有沒有遇到什么阻力？（學生回答不支持，然后講：通過學校老師做工作和自己的堅持，現在爸爸媽媽都同意和支持了，就是學校沒有專業的老師，希望能有專業老師的指導）。

孩子的教育，必須是家庭、學校、社會相互配合，共同參與才能完成，在此我們衷心希望廣大家長、社會各方面都能自覺擔當起教育的責任，共同促進教育事業的發展，為中華民族的偉大復興培養更多更出色的人才！

（訪談完后，學生退場，甲乙繼續留在臺上）

甲：好，請我們兩位同學都回到你們各自的班級里去。追夢的過程，有成功，也有失敗，這需要我們每一個人都必須持之以恒，堅持不懈。我們堅信有夢就有方向，向著自己的目標一步一步勇敢的邁進，就有成功的希望。

乙：下面我將要為大家請上一位神秘嘉賓，我想大家一定猜不到她是誰。

甲：你就別賣關子了，快點告訴大家是誰吧，我都等不及了。乙：好，我告訴大家，她就是當代女詩人，魯迅文學獎獲得者傅天琳——傅奶奶！她是一名成熟于新時期的女詩人，其詩歌的語言既具有追求淺唱低吟的音樂美，也富有思想容量、泛著陣痛獨語的散文美，代表作有《在孩子與世界之間》。傅奶奶呀，聽說我們今天要在嘉平學校開展“夢想課堂”主題班會，一定要來看看同學們，下面我們用熱烈的掌聲有請傅奶奶。甲：傅奶奶，您好！非常感謝您能來到我們活動的現場，您辛苦了。傅奶奶聽說您的創作之路，也不平坦，您能和我們說說您在追夢過程中的一些感悟嗎，對同學們有沒有什么建議？

傅天琳：（談自己在創作過程中的困惑、挫折、艱辛、堅持）甲：是的，每個人追夢的過程都不是一帆風順的，在我們前進的道路上有荊棘、有險灘，更有無數的誘惑，需要我們有堅定的信仰，頑強的毅力，百折不撓的精神才能最終達到夢想之巔，實現自己的人生理想。

乙：（對著甲說），你不知道呀，傅奶奶聽說要到嘉平來，提前十多天就為嘉平的孩子們寫了一首詩《山里娃的夢》，詩歌傳到學校后，同學們都非常喜歡，早就能背誦了，下面我們就一起來聽聽同學們的朗誦。

（音樂起，甲乙領著傅天琳退場，丙丁兩位學生主持出場領誦，臺下學生齊誦）

（音樂止，朗誦完）

丙：為了切實啟迪夢想，號召全市少年兒童都爭“做有夢想有追求的重慶孩子”，今年以來，重慶市委宣傳部、重慶市教委工委、重慶市教育委員會、重慶市總工會、共青團重慶市委在全市各區縣征集青少年的夢想，并遴選出1000個夢想，為他們制作夢想大禮包。

丁：同學們你們的夢想是什么呢？說說你們的夢想，說不定等會你也會得到夢想大禮包喲。下面請我們的四位班長組織本班學生討論，然后每班派出一個代表說說自己的夢想。

（此環節由臺下的四位老師主持，分別從本班級中找出一位說出自己的夢想）

螢火蟲班：XXX同學說自己的夢想是想成為歌唱家，為了當歌唱家，她還組織了一個“螢火蟲”組合，今天有那么多叔叔阿姨在，她很想由她們螢火蟲組合為大家唱一首歌。

（學生鼓掌，“螢火蟲”組合唱一首健康向上的歌曲）硒望班：學生說自己的理想就是種出含硒豐富的大西瓜，讓人們都長壽，都老不死。（學生大笑）

筍河班：講一個催人淚下的故事。（預先征集并訓練講故事的能力）

（全場安靜）

紫荊班：學生是紫荊村的人，他們村在村支書的帶領下，艱苦創業，形成了不滅的紫荊精神，現在村支書雖然已經離開了人世，他想把這種紫荊精神發揚下去。

（全場安靜）丁：同學們都講得很不錯，你們的夢想有的崇高、有的質樸、有的詼諧、有的感人，但不管是什么樣的夢想，我們都要堅持自己的夢想，從自身實際出發，從身邊的小事做起，我想我們就能實現我們的夢想。前不久我們的“綠葉義工”來到了學校，征集了好多同學的夢想，回去后，他們根據同學們的夢想制成了夢想大禮包，現在開始發放夢想大禮包嘍。

下面有請：重慶市委宣傳部▲▲ 發放夢想禮包。

（市委宣傳部領導上臺，受助學生上臺，領導給學生禮包，學生給領導代上紅領巾，儀式完后手拉手退場）

下面有請： ▲▲、▲▲、▲▲ 等為同學們發放夢想禮包。

（相關嘉賓上臺，受助學生上臺，嘉賓為學生發禮包，學生給嘉賓戴紅領巾，完后，嘉賓和學生手拉手離場，主持人叫住其中一對現場采訪）

丁：同學，你的夢想是什么？（學生回答），那你能打開你的夢想禮包給大家看看嗎？（學生打開禮包，拿出禮物）。

丁采訪嘉賓：叔叔你能說說你為什么給他準備這樣的禮物嗎？

（嘉賓闡述禮包的意義，例如，學生說自己的夢想是當一名解放軍，而禮物是一個籃球，原來是當解放軍需要強壯的身體，而打籃球就能鍛煉身體，是要告訴學生要想實現自己的夢想，必須從實際出發，從身邊的小事做起。）

嘉賓講完后，主持人：嘉平學校為了更好地指導同學們樹立夢想，追求夢想，實現夢想，特制定了青少年學生應該完成“夢想10件事”，“感恩10件事”，“惜福10件事”，要求大家根據自身實際，從一件一件的小事做起，積蓄力量，為最終實現夢想打下堅實的基礎。

轉身對臺上的兩人說：謝謝叔叔和▲▲同學，退場。

五、第三篇章：山中有根（音樂起，《明天我們就要畢業了》，臺上四位主持人出場）（音樂漸弱）

甲：唉，王老師，你還能記起當年你小學畢業時的情景嗎？ 乙：當然記得，記得我小學畢業時，我們全班同學都圍著我們的班主任，哭得稀里嘩啦的。

甲：那是多么純真的一份感情啊！我小學畢業時，一直想對我的老師說聲謝謝，可是因為靦腆，一直都沒有說出口，現在想起來都覺得非常遺憾。

丙：再過一個月，很多同學將要告別小學生活，踏上新的學習生涯，追逐新的夢想，在此他們有著很多話想對他們的恩師說。

丁：有請畢業班的老師們，（8位老師依次上臺）。有請畢業班學生代表上臺（8位學生上臺），面向自己的恩師站好，請你們依次說一句最想對老師說的話：

A：老師，謝謝您，是您教會我認第一個字； B：老師，謝謝您，是您教會我做第一道題；

C：老師，謝謝您，是您教會我要團結同學，孝敬長輩； D：老師，謝謝您，是您教會我跌倒了自己要勇敢地爬起來； E：老師，謝謝您，是您讓我們明白我們的生活充滿陽光； F：老師，謝謝您，是您告訴我生活有甜也有苦；

G：老師，謝謝您，是您告訴我堅持就是勝利，要勇敢追，不放棄；

H:老師，謝謝您，是您告訴我嘉平有我的根，無論我將來飛多高，飛多遠，這里都是我永遠的牽掛。

（此環節，學生要面向老師，語調要深情凝重，說完要贈給老師自己平時實踐活動中收集的禮物，可以是自己種的嘉平西瓜、富硒茶葉，種的花編成的花冠，一張有老師笑容的照片等）

（老師收禮物后向學生送祝福，選1—2名老師采訪）。丁：畢業，是一個沉重的動詞 丙：畢業，是讓人一生難忘的名詞 乙：畢業，是感動時流淚的形容詞

甲：也許，你曾失落昨夜夢境里一個美妙的結果；也許，你曾失落傍晚夕陽中一個斑斕的寄托??但是，只要你不曾失落你不懈的努力，不曾失落你不斷完善的自我，青春的暖風就將鼓滿你生命的風帆。同學們，老師告訴大家《放心去飛》！無論你飛多遠，不管你飛多高，都不要忘記這里有你的牽掛，有你的根！

乙（此時音樂響起，主持人在過門時念白，同時領唱30人上臺）：終于還是走到這一天，要奔向各自的世界，沒有人能取代記憶中的你，和那段青春歲月，我們曾攜手并肩，用汗水和淚寫下永遠，放心去飛，勇敢地追，追一切未完成的夢；放心去飛，勇敢地追，說好了這一次不掉淚。

臺上合唱隊、8個老師和8個學生領唱，臺下所有同學齊唱。

六、尾聲（音樂弱）

甲：心懷夢想，翻過座座高山，便望見希望的燈塔。丙：心懷夢想，穿過崎嶇山路，會抵達幸福的港灣。乙：心懷夢想，遨游知識海洋，揚帆遠航搏擊風浪。丁：心懷夢想，人生明媚光亮，夢想因我們而驕傲。甲：我們今天的主題班會就要結束了，在這里我想告訴大家，無論你是城里的學生還是在大山里長大的孩子，你們都是我們的未來。每一個小小的夢想，都匯聚成了明天的中國夢。在追逐夢想的過程中，會經歷挫折、經歷苦難、迎來陽光，讓我們一步一步腳踏實地的去努力，去奮斗，去拼搏。

乙：有夢想的人是幸福的，有追求的人生是充滿希望的，我們要積極踐行社會主義核心價值觀，做一個“愛國、敬業、誠信、友善”的追夢人。

丁：大家都把自己的夢想寫到了精心準備的紙飛機上，下面請和身邊的小朋友交換，互相結成夢想伙伴，請朋友們珍藏好自己小伙伴的夢想，日后再相聚，一同回憶這段美好時光。

（音樂起，《年輕的朋友再相聚》，同學們交換紙飛機）

七、結束

甲：親愛的同學們，老師們，《山里孩子有夢想》主題班會圓滿結束，再次感謝重慶市委宣傳部各位領導和江津區各位領導的光臨和參與。

乙：我們更要謝謝每一位同學，為夢想課堂注入正能量！六一兒童節馬上到了，祝愿大家，快樂生活、全面發展、健康成長，節日快樂！

合：再見！