第一篇：英語 四人 劇本（最終版）

此劇本描述學生會面試場景，角色為一個interviewer（A），三個interviewees

（B、C、D）。

A：Zhangyang? Just as your name goes, you must be really outgoing.What are you good at?

B: sing……唱首歌

A: Um, excellent.Are there any other hobbies?

B: Of course, I am talented in many aspects.The basketball can make myself take pride in sports and I love it from the bottom of my heart.In my spare time, I have made a numberof close friends by playing this game.Due to my good performance, I have been aborbed into the school team and I’m getting along well with my partners.C: You are very confident, you can work in the sports department.C: Sorry, I am a bit nervious.A: Take it easy.C: I want to join the independent club and I think I am qualified for the job.A: Enheng?

C: In my opinion.College student is required to stand on their own legs and have an independent living.To some extent, it is more important than acquiring knowledge.A: So, do you have some related activities in your life?

C: Yeah.During my summer vocation, I choosed to leave home to do some works of production promotion and I also earned some money.It is meaningful for me!A: You give me a lesson, I think you can make it.A: You look very smart, so what is your personal strength?

D: I have many intrrests such as playing various balls, reading, music and English.A: Good boy.I think you have plenty of art cells.D: Thank you, it is just my goal.I want to be a member of art club.A: Even though I appreciate you, you should show our ability.D: He you are, this is my own work.A: This is owesome.B: I have accepted some good trainings in relaton to handwriting from my father since I was very young.In addition, I also do well in pen writing, I will show you some other day.A: Good, you have survived.

第二篇：四人英語話劇劇本

四人英語話劇劇本-The Rolling Orange The Rolling Orange講述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒來，發現人們開著卡車，搬著梯子，來摘桔子了，快來看看他們的命運如何吧。人物

Tom:

Father Orange Klye:

Mother Orange Wallis:

Older Sister Orange Jessie:

Little Brother Orange

Characters Father Orange:

He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.Mother Orange:

She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father.She is also very optimistic.Older Sister Orange:

She is young , energetic, and competitive.Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.SCENE I 場景一：果園

One Morning in an Orange Orchard.(Today is a sunny day.An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard.)Father:

I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field(yawning).Mother:

Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this.Sister:

A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.Brother:

That really scared me.They got out and started to climb up ladders.Sister:

(Afraid suddenly)Oh!My friends were grabbed and put into large bags.I could hear them yell for help.Father:

Hey!We shouldn’t look at them;otherwise, they’ll notice us.Mother:

But it’s useless.Sister:

Oh, God!We’re discovered!

Brother:

Oh!We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches.What will we do for food and water? Sister:

It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers.Mother:

Well, we’ll just have to do our best.Father:

Yeah!

SCENE II On a Fruit Stand.(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand.)Sister:

Gee!This place is so cold and desolate.I wish we had our friends here on this stand(looks at the opposite fruit stall).Brother:

I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.(Suddenly)

Sister:

Oh!Mother!How could they do that? Mother:

What are you talking about?

Brother:

I know what she’s talking about(Brother turns to look).Father:

What did you see? Sister:

My friends were cut up and eaten.How could they do that? I’m so scared.Father:

Now, children, be calm.Mother:

Sh~ Someone’s coming.Father:

Try to be quiet.Sister:

I don’t want to be taken away.Brother:

Oh!My friend’s being taken away.Sister:

Your friend looks so fat.Mother:

If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away.Brother:

That’s a bright idea.But how could we look sour? Mother:

Now, children, stop being scared and calm down.Father:

Oh!No!I’m being looked at.Mother:

I told you not to eat so much.Now you look so fat and juicy.(Father is being taken away.)Brother:

Oh, no, Dad!

Father:

(Sadly)Good bye, children.Sister:

Oh!Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.Mother:

Oh, no!Brother:

Stop that.Our father can’t be taken away.Mother:

Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.Sister:

Hey!The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.Brother:

A car’s pulling up.Mother:

Oh, no!His bag is being picked up.Sister:

But it’s breaking.And Dad’s falling out.Brother:

Dad’s rolling away.All:

(Jumping up and down cheering)ROLL!ROLL!He’s getting away.Sister & Brother:

Yip!Yip!Hurray for Dad!Mother: Oh!Thank God.

第三篇：英語搞笑話劇劇本(四人)

王穎樂:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, I'm the director--applaud , 自己拼命拍掌然后一邊說謝謝謝謝。thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and three actors who will get the chance.OK, let's begin.At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.張敬寶:(風情萬種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進來,給觀眾一個飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,director, the most beautiful charming,girl is coming , every body knows me, right? open your eyes as big as you can,自己做深呼吸狀 there will be a unique dance show for you, 嘿嘿嘿 奸笑。（打個響指)come some music.(搞笑舞,自由發揮).(跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕), thank you,(面向導演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 王穎樂:(作目瞪口呆狀)張敬寶:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok? 王穎樂:eh...my god, have you use some drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous.Get out , next one.張敬寶:oh no...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面離去)王競羲:oh it seems to be serious.God bless me(畫個十字架,鎮定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.王穎樂:(與之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.王競羲:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards ,and(做沉思狀)oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award,(張敬寶，趙文鑫同學鼓掌,張敬寶抱頭痛哭),撫摸張敬寶頭說oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....王穎樂:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin 王競羲:OK！!I'll use my first signature song to conquer you--my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on(王穎樂stop stop,王競羲不理,繼續作深情狀)and you're here in my heart, and my heart will go on and on.王穎樂:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,next one, next one.急切叫下一個上場 趙文鑫:(對著乙的背影,沉思狀)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牽起他的手做親吻狀),I'm glad to see you,my dear prince.王穎樂(做嬌羞狀):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name? 趙文鑫:My name? Oh, wait a minute.Do you know Lady GaGa ?(甲,白癡的搖頭),eh..,it's ok,then how about Obama?(搖頭),and Marilyn Monroe 瑪麗蓮夢露 ?(搖頭),(丁,情緒激動),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.王穎樂(指門,氣憤狀),you you you.....趙文鑫:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you don’t need to learn about them, but you must know me, i will become the greatest poet---oprah!王穎樂:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.趙文鑫:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It’s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her “I love you”!王穎樂(起雞皮疙瘩狀):oh, I can't stand, show you the door, 趙文鑫(轉身離開,繼續臺詞):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is(回頭,對甲)10 thousand years.王穎樂:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actor.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here, 三人跑進來，張敬寶嫵媚狀:honey, you like my dance,right? 王競羲鎮靜狀:director,you like my singing,right? 趙文鑫深情狀:princess,you like my poet,right? 三人同聲:we are past,right? 王穎樂:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you....(接電話)What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(掛電話,低頭),you three,(抬頭),pass!三人歡呼,說:we make it,we are superstar!張敬寶(甜蜜狀):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飛個吻)王穎樂:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence? 三人齊答:yes,we do!王穎樂伸手,三人搭上,同聲,fight,fight,fight!

第四篇：英語搞笑話劇劇本(四人)

甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin.At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(風情萬種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進來,給觀眾一個飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打個響指)come some music.(搞笑舞,自由發揮).(跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕), thank you,(面向導演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 甲:(作目瞪口呆狀), 乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok? 甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous.Get out , next one.乙:oh no...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面離去)丙:oh it seems to be serious.God bless me(畫個十字架,鎮定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(與之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思狀)oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award,(同學鼓掌,乙作安撫狀),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin 丙:OK！!I'll use my first signature song to conquer you--my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,繼續作深情狀)and you're here in my heart, and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise（丁上場）

甲(做厭惡狀):oh, it's really a big surprise.What an ugly woman!(Of course, I won’t let you pass.)Why do you come here? 丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance.I walked 25000km for a year just to compete in this interview.Please give me a chance, please.甲(?):OK, so what’s your name? 丁: my name is Gaga Su.甲(上下打量)：EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only 30s.OK? 丁:OK, that’s enough.Thank you, thank you.I’ll just present a poem I love best.The Furthest Distance in The World.The furthest distance in the world 世界上最遙遠的距離

Is not between life and death 不是生與死

But when I stand in front of you 而是 我就站在你面前

Yet you don't know that I love you 你卻不知道我愛你

The furthest distance in the world 世界上最遙遠的距離

Is not when I stand in front of you 不是 我就站在你面前 Sir, time is out.甲：Oh, no no no, just go on.Yet you can't see my love 你卻不知道我愛你

But when undoubtedly knowing the love from both 而是 明明知道彼此相愛 Yet cannot be together 卻不能在一起

The furthest distance in the world 世界上最遙遠的距離

Is not being apart while being in love 不是 明明知道彼此相愛 卻不能在一起 But when painly cannot resist the yearning 而是 明明無法抵擋這股思念

Yet pretending you have never been in my heart 卻還得故意裝作絲毫沒有把你放在心里 That’s all, thank you.（另外兩人跑進來,乙嫵媚狀）

乙：Honey, you like my dance, right? 丙鎮靜狀: Director, you like my singing, right? 丁深情狀: Princess, do you like my poem? 甲(沉迷狀):。。。。。。。。。。I …I…Er..You…you are so excellent that I decide to adopt you, Number 3.甲,乙:Oh, no.Why do you choose her? She is so shabby, and even ugly.We are far better than her.NO, it’s unjust.甲：Thank you for your performances.But I have to say I learn a lot from her.We can’t judge a person by his appearance, right? She is so talent.One’s appearance can be changed easily, but one’s intellect could not be built in a day.So, I have to say sorry to you.（乙，丙掩面而泣）(⊙o⊙)THE END!Thanks for you watching.

第五篇：四人英語搞笑話劇劇本

甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin.At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(風情萬種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進來,給觀眾一個飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打個響指)come some music.(搞笑舞,自由發揮).(跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕), thank you,(面向導演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 甲:(作目瞪口呆狀), 乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok? 甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous.Get out , next one.乙:oh no...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面離去)丙:oh it seems to be serious.God bless me(畫個十字架,鎮定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(與之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思狀)oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award,(同學鼓掌,乙作安撫狀),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin 丙:OK！!I'll use my first signature song to conquer you--my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,繼續作深情狀)and you're here in my heart, and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁:(對著乙的背影,沉思狀)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牽起她的手做親吻狀),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲(做嬌羞狀):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name? 丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute.Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白癡的搖頭),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(搖頭),and Melissa Theuriau?(搖頭),(丁,情緒激動),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指門,氣憤狀),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It’s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起雞皮疙瘩狀):oh, I can't stand, show you the door, 丁(轉身離開,繼續臺詞):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is(回頭,對甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here, 三人跑進來,乙嫵媚狀:honey, you like my dance,right? 丙鎮靜狀:director,you like my singing,right? 丁深情狀:princess,you like my poet,right? 三人同聲:we are past,right? 甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you....(接電話)What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(掛電話,低頭),you three,(抬頭),pass!三人歡呼,說:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜狀):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飛個吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence? 三人齊答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同聲,fight,fight,fight!