第一篇：爆笑圍觀：史上最無言的十大不寫作業理由

爆笑圍觀：史上最無言的十大不寫作業理由

10.最高科技的理由

I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.我用的是太陽能計算器，而當時是陰天。(后面的意思，你懂的~~)

9.最“權威”的理由

The District Court of Appeals recently ruled that homework is officially cruel and unusual punishment.地方法院最近裁定家庭作業是官方的不人道和非常規的懲罰措施。(于是老師頗感鴨梨??)

8.最有愛的理由

My mother took it to have it framed.我媽媽把作業裝裱了~(總不能棒打母愛吧~)

7.最經典的理由

I ran out of toilet paper and had to improvise.廁所沒紙了，只能拿作業紙湊合著用了。(親，這個有點過時了??)

6.最無厘頭的理由

The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE.No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse.我看到一個非常和善的先生拿著一個牌子寫著：今天大家都完蛋。沒人在世界末日前還做家庭作業。（這個??）

5.最殘忍的理由

My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls.我老爸有點神經失常，把作業剪裁開來折紙玩偶了。(老爸悲催了)

4.最高境界的理由

I was too worried about genocide in obscure African nations to focus on homework.我十分擔心暗藏殺機的非洲國家將面臨種族滅絕大屠殺，實在無法集中注意力做作業了。(家事國事天下事，事事關心，無可厚非嘛~)

3.最惡心的理由

My dog ate it.Seriously, look I brought a stool sample.作業被狗給吃了。真的，你看，我帶來了糞便樣本。(人類已經無法阻止狗狗吃作業了)

2.最得瑟的理由

Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.作業被外星人拿去當人類字跡樣本了。(茫茫作業中，選中的就是你的，額~)

1.最直接的理由

What homework?

什么作業？(裝傻時請自覺配合表情~)

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