第一篇：白娘子傳奇英文劇本

Character: 白娘子 許仙 法海HR總監 觀音 小青

第一幕

山PPT 許仙背著小書包做采藥狀 嘴里說著：“With the development of economy，People cut casually phenomenon more seriously。So，Wild herbs more difficult to seek。Look,there is a mini-snake。How pity.”(soft kitty worm kitty little ball of fur happy kittysleepy kitty purr purr purr)

BSZ“benefactor，I will always remember you.please wait me.Meet again, I'll give you a surprise”

第二幕Act II

白素貞想要建立一所全國最大最權威的醫院。她找了一位當地知名的HR總監幫助她招聘醫生。總監的自白。（前期混亂準備）

Bai Suzhen want to create one of the nation's largest, most authoritative hospitals.She got a well-known local HR director to help her recruitment of doctors.Director of confession.經過艱難的前期準備，招聘開始了。她在茫茫人海中尋尋覓覓找到了當年救他的許仙。

After a tough pre-prepare ,Recruitment starts.In the vast sea searching to find the year to save Xu Xian.主考官：白素貞 小青 HR總監

Examiner: baisuzhen xiaoqin hrzongjian

被招聘者 許仙

Were recruited by xuxian

X :good morning.my name is xuxian I want get a doctor’s job.I study medicine more than 10 years ,and I have had the recognition of native people.白素貞開始提問 Bai Suzhen start asking questions

B:what is You the most proud of thing ?? X：I have saved a lot of people ,not only the old ,but also a mini-snake。(you are my only boy)Q:Why do our companyemploy you? A:I trust myself ,I can do what I want to do!I want to get the job!Q:Can you for us to bring what?

A:I accepted the medical training,now I can work.(我們為什么要雇請你呢？

：“我能做好我要做得事情，我相信自己，我想得到這份工作”。、你能為我們公司帶來什么呢？

我已經接受過Microsoft Access和Word的培訓，立刻就可以上崗工作“)

XQ：what do you think of my sister?白素貞打小青 X:?

XQ:please show you acquirement.X:英文情歌對唱。

最終XX被錄用

Finally xx past the interview.then he begin to take a training.許仙各種忙碌。Xu Xian variety of busyThough a month training,XX got this job.and a big superise.白素貞給許仙一碰聘書，詳見PPT。

Bai Suzhen give her husband a letter of appointment。

二人進入結婚場景。背景音樂為婚禮進行曲。PPT

Two to enter the marriage scene。

第三幕

法海出場 自述 ：im fahai,because I study really hard,so I go to japan for advanced atpublic expense.Now I came back to devote myself to 斬妖除魔The demon slayerand serve people

My biggest anemy is BSZ.she is a snake monster.i heard she married a man namedXX.I must help xx get ride of BSZ.Dragon Boat Festival is coming.i get a idea??

FH :阿彌陀佛 Amitabhahey duke,你霉星高照Mold star is shining，must have some troubles with you.XX are you kidding ？I just married a beautiful woman a few days ago.FH :let me see.Your biggest trouble is your wife.if you don not believe me,please try this.you will know thr truth after she drinking.XXwhat is this ?

FHonly a cup of xionghuang wine.this one is snake monster’s（克星）Nemesis

許仙回到家中將雄黃酒放到妻子的茶杯中，坐立不安狀等待白素貞回來。Her husband came home in realgar wine into the cup of his wife's，Fidgeting like waiting Bai Suzhen back。

BSZdear today is so hot.please give mea cup of tea XXenenenenenok

白素貞喝了，扭成一條大蛇，“dear，who give you the xionghuang wine I am a monster ,im really sorry but I love you.even if I lie to you something.XX坐下喝了杯水說do you rember what I say to you when we get merried.“To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part”.“而今而后，不論境遇好壞，家境貧富，生病與否，誓言相親相愛，至死不分離。”are you regret to marry me.I love youBSZ : neverever

第四幕 法海的陰謀又一次粉碎在二人堅定的愛情之下、一氣之下綁走了許仙要求白娘子到金山寺向他投降否則就把許仙變成和尚

Fahai conspiracy again crushed under the two steadfast love ,And angrily abducted by the Xu Xian.White Snake to the Jinshan Temple to surrender to him or put her husband to become a monk.這時 白娘子憤怒了她水漫金山寺要挾法海放了許仙PPT

At this time，White Snake is angry，Her stealing Temple blackmail Fahai put her husband

FH :妖孽 還不悔改 速速受擒

The evildoer not repent haste by the escapement

BSZ 你做夢 我淹了你這金山寺 還我老公

Are you dreaming ?I flooded Jinshan Temple.Give me back my husband FH 放馬過來吧

Put your horse back!

XX 山無棱天地合 乃敢與君絕 娘子快跑,不要管我Mountain ridge of Heaven is to dare leave me alone and Snake Run leave me alone

經過激烈的爭斗 白娘子敗于法海陰險計謀之下 被壓于雷峰塔下。After fierce battles ,White Snake defeated under the sinister plot of Fahai ,she Was under pressure on the leifeng tower.觀音出現 PPT

Goddess of Mercy appeared

法海向觀音跪下 ： 阿彌陀佛 觀音大士前來 有和要事？

Buddha Guanyin to come and Events? 觀音嘆氣 法海你潛心學術這么多年 為何在日本進修之后變得如此執偏 不一定所有的妖精都是壞的 他們也有善良的一面 經過這一年來的考察 我們發現你的360測評沒有合格 無法晉級位列仙班 還需繼續修行 等待下次考察

Fahai you devote youself to academic formany years,Why executive education in Japan has become so partial ,Not necessarily all of the fairies are bad,They also have a good side ,After this year's inspection ,We found that 360°Feedback there is no qualified , Can't ranked fairy class.Need to continue to practice ,Waiting for the next exam.觀音退場

Guanyin exit

法海垂頭喪氣 ；都是我的錯啊無顏面對天下有情人啊 Fahai dejected :All my fault!Discredited in the face of the world lovers 準備切腹 發現刀被鎖上了 觀音 ：就知道你想不開，，Prepare the ritual found that the knife was locked,Goddess of Mercy :Know that you take things too hard-

法海豁然省悟,從此以后金盆洗手 專心直至成為一名優秀的打鐵工人 Fahai suddenly wake up to reality,Since then quit ,Concentrate until it

becomes an excellent blacksmith workers

法海打鐵的場景 眾人慕名而來 360牌照360牌照PPT Fahai blacksmith scene,Everyone admiring ,360 licenses.

第二篇：2013年會劇本《白娘子與許仙》

新白娘子與許仙

旁邊：

A：許仙，保和堂私人診所經理，平時專注于藥物的研究，資深技術宅一枚。B：白娘子，修行千年的蛇妖，本可以化為人形，無奈因一場小感冒被流浪行腳僧法海誤診下毒導致腿腳不便，只能終日在雷峰塔下以經營門票為生，日日微博、微信渡日。

C：小青，修行999年的蛇妖，與白娘子師出同門，平日負責雷峰塔的日常運營、維護，并照顧白娘子的生活起居，是白娘子不可多得的好助手。

D：法河，法海的101代弟子，哈爾濱佛學院雙專業畢業高材生，為了完成祖師爺臨死前的遺愿（引動白娘子體內的毒素，為江湖除惡）而四處奔波，練就了一身江湖手藝。

D包頭痛哭，師傅啊，你不能丟下我不管啊，你的銀行卡密碼是多少啊。旁白師傅：記住了，4008-823-823，哦，不對這是kfc外賣，再除以8888取整·· D：尼瑪，師傅你教過我數學么

旁白師傅：記住南下江南了卻祖師心愿····（漸弱）

場景轉換

旁白：一日，小許同志正在家中研究新的藥方，十香軟經散，心中竊喜不已

A：有了這個藥方，下個月的生活費就不愁了，說不定還能抱得美人歸，哇哈哈哈哈哈······

旁白：小青正是為白娘子的毒得不到解毒之法而愁眉苦臉，這日正巧尋覓著來到了許仙的保和堂，被奸笑之聲嚇到了。

C：請問，有人在么（或者Any body here？）

A：哎呀，這位姑娘看您氣血虛弱，面色憔悴，來一帖本人新研制的十香軟經散，oh，不，是十全大補散補補身子唄。

C：掌柜的，不是我看病，是我家小姐，之前被一位行腳僧誤診，導致行動不便，我是特意為她來尋求良方的。

A：原來如此，看你家小姐如此可憐，我這里有一帖二十全大補散，包治百病，便贈與她（遞上小瓷瓶），祝她早日康復，另外，這里有一瓶維生素C片，看你有緣就贈與你了。

C：多謝公子

A（心中獨白）：今晚悄悄跟蹤那位小姐，等她喝下我的高倍維生素C蒙汗藥，家中財物不是手到擒來，還可以約昨晚那位微信妹子出來聊聊，哇哈哈哈···

場景變換，由桌椅變化成為雷鋒塔（紙模）前

旁白：當晚月黑風高之夜，A跟隨C一路走去，七拐八拐，在一個急剎左轉彎之后，雷峰塔景區赫然出現在眼前

C：姐姐，今日我去民間造訪，尋得一味良藥，不知對姐姐的頑疾可有幫助？ B：混蛋，你丫的又溜出去玩兒了吧···就知道女大不中留，沒想到你都1000多歲了，也沒收心。

C：Nononono，我可是真心的啊，姐姐你不妨一試（邊說邊遞上小瓷瓶）。

B：（略帶鄙夷得看著C）好吧，姑且再信你一次，反正這病—也沒得治了—哎·· 打開瓶子一聞

B：這怎么有種似曾相識的感覺，（一皺眉頭）喝了下去，身子一輕，暈倒在地 C：哎，姐姐···

此時一臉兇神惡煞的跳出來

A：哇哈哈哈，想不到今天一上來就來個大豐收，這位小姐還是放棄抵抗吧，速速交出金銀財寶。

C：要錢沒有，門票倒是有一把！

A：切，我早就在西湖游覽網上訂好了，還不用排隊，誰來你這里買啊

此時B緩緩起身，揉揉眼睛

B：小青，何人在此處喧嘩？

C：姐姐，這便是給與我這藥的人，想不到他竟有如此歹心！

B：不得胡說，這位大夫心思縝密，想出以毒攻毒之法，配置出了與當年法海一樣的毒藥，解我多年頑疾，現在腿腳甚是靈便。

A、C一臉驚恐

旁白：（內心獨白）A：不是吧，這不會是出師不利身先死的結局了吧，這不符合天朝的規定啊，電視劇都是happy ending的啊。

旁白（內心獨白）B：我擦類，想不到這大夫用心良苦，看來是我錯怪了他。

B：這位官人善解人意，以奇招破解我多年頑疾，小女子無以為報，唯有以身相許。

A：（松了一口氣）：如此甚好，本人年剛三十，有房有車，多金無貸，何不擇一良辰吉日，結為姻緣。（四目相對）

D：且慢，··法河匆忙從場邊跑出來，（一手拖把一手煙灰缸的造型），一拖把打斷對話

C：你是何人?為何在此攪人喜事

B：法海？

D：No，請叫我法河，法海乃是我祖師爺（一臉正色），我家師傅仙逝之前特命我來杭州尋找姑娘，引動之前種下的毒源，待到毒法制服你這妖孽。

B：可惜你還是晚了一步，我身上的毒已經被這位官人所解

D：（一皺眉）臨行路上算了一卦，果然是兇險異常，罷了為世人除害乃我哈佛本分，豁出去了。

C：禿驢休得傷害我姐姐··

D、C交戰，兩只小蜜蜂啊，飛到花叢中啊，飛啊··C落敗

B：小青退下，我來

D、B交戰不分伯仲，但漸漸的B落于下風

A：娘子，我來幫你··拿起那瓶十香軟經散就往D的臉上招呼。

D：好個賊人，你竟然使詐。

A：街頭混戰，當然是按我們的套路來啦，難道還讓你站著打么？來一起上，滅了這個禿驢，敢壞大爺好事。

A、B、C一起出手，各種連招···（K.O）

D：老天不公啊！說著就撞向了雷峰塔

樂聲起（法海你不懂愛，雷峰塔要掉下來）演員上臺共舞

樂聲停止，舞蹈結束···雷峰塔紙膜斷裂

表演結束，眾人站成一排拉起橫幅，祝集團公司蒸蒸日上，全體員工新年快樂

第三篇：威尼斯商人英文劇本

1、Gelayiano

2、巴薩尼奧Basaniao:

3、安東尼奧Antonion:

4、夏洛克Shylock5、鮑西婭Baoxiya6、公爵Duke 7Secretary

D: Have mercy on Antonio, Shylock.Do not be so bitter.S: I've promised to take my pound of flesh.If you do not let me have it, that will be a sign of weakness and no one will trust your laws any more.The greatness of Venice will soon be lost.Antonio is my enemy, and I hate him.B: Do all men kill the things they do not love?

公爵：寬恕安東尼奧吧，夏洛克，別這樣懷恨在心。

夏洛克：我說過一定要拿走我應得的那一磅肉。要是您不準許我得到它，那將是一種軟弱的表現，人們將不再信你們的法律了。威尼斯不久就會喪失它的偉大。安東尼奧是我的敵人，我恨他。

巴薩尼奧：難道所有的人都要鏟除他們所不愛的東西嗎？

A: It is useless trying to argue with Shylock.Don't wait any longer.Pass judgement on me and give Shylock what he wants.B: I'll pay you six thousand ducats for the three thousand ducats that Antonio borrowed.S: If you offered me six times what you have just offered, I would still take my pound of flesh.Give me my pound of flesh!

D: Let us be calm, gentlemen.Shylock, how can you hope for mercy yourself when you show none?

S: I have done nothing wrong and I fear no judgement.I desire my pound of flesh.旁白：As the Duke is wondering what to do, Nerissa, dressed like a lawyer's clerk,arrives with a letter from the famous lawyer whom Portia has visited.While the Duke is talking to Nerissa, Shylock gets ready to cut his pound of flesh from Antonio.Then the letter is read out for all in the court to hear.“I am very ill.When your letter

reached me, I had with me a learned young doctor from Rome.I told him about the quarrel between Shylock and Antonio.We studied many lawbooks and he knows what I would say.I ask you to let him stand in my place and give judgement.He is young, but I never knew so young a body with so wise a head.”

After the letter has been read out to the court, Portia, in lawyer's clothes, enters the

room and takes her seat as judge.安東尼奧：跟夏洛克講理是沒有用的。別再等待了。對我宣判吧，把夏洛克想要得到的東西給他。

巴薩尼奧：我將付給你六千塊錢，用來歸還安東尼奧借的那三千塊錢。

夏洛克：即使你愿意我六倍于你剛才提出的錢數，我仍然要拿我應得的那一磅肉。把那一磅肉判給我！

公爵：先生們，請安靜。夏洛克，如果你不寬恕別人，你自己怎能希望得到別人的寬恕呢？夏洛克：我并沒有做錯事，我不怕審判。我要求給我應得的那一磅肉。

旁白：正當公爵不知所措時，尼莉莎打扮成一個律師的書記員，帶著鮑西婭剛拜訪過的那位著名的律師的一封信，來到法庭。當公爵與尼莉莎談話時，夏洛克準備好要從安東尼奧身上割下他應得的一磅。

這時，當庭宣讀了律師的信。“我重病纏身。收到你的信時，我正同一位從羅馬來的很有 1

學問的年輕博士在一起。我把夏洛克與安東尼奧之間的爭執對他講了。我們研究了很多法典，因此他知道我想要說的話。我請您讓他替我作出判決。他很年輕，但是，我還從來不知道有這么年輕又這么聰明的人。”

這封信當庭宣讀之后，鮑西婭穿著律師的衣服進屋來了。她作為法官就座了。

Secretary:Our respected Royal highness Madelihithe most famous lawyer has arrived.Duke:Welcome welcome!Sit down please!You must have mastered the detail case.Am I right?

Baoxiya:Yes.Where are the business man and the Jewis?

Duke:Come up!Antonion Shylock.Shylock:Shylock is my name.Baoxiya:In accordence with the Venice law your complaint is valid.(to Antonion)Your life and death are in the charge of him right?

Antonion:It’s the case.Bao xiya:Do you admit the contract?

Antonion;I admit.Bao xiya:Shylock you should be a little mercy.Shylock:Be mercy?Why?Tell me the reason!

Bao xiya:Being mercy is not only fortunate to the giver but also to the receiver more than the supre power.But if you insist on the original request the Venice law is selfless then the businessman had no choice but to be sentenced.Shylock:Do the matter on my own it’s none of your business.Punish him by law.Bao xiya:Is he not able to repay the loan?

Basaniao:No I am willing to pay off for him in count even ten times!He can take my

hand my head and my heart.If so he is not satisfied that is to harm Antonion on

purpose!Dukeprevent him killing Antonion by law!

Bao xiya:That’s impossible!The Venise law is selfless.Shylock:Daniela real daniel in our world!Young bright judge!Ah Ireally admire you!Bao xiya:Please let me look though the contract.Shylock:Here look at it.（從懷中掏借約）

Bao xiya:Shylock they are willing to pay back three times the money.Shylock:No!No!The whole of Venice to me I can’t promise.Bao xiya:Good In accordence with the law you have the right to cut a pound of flesh from his chest.I can tear up the contract now.（做撕條約動作）

Shylock:No!Must not before he is punished!（上前阻止鮑西亞）Do be a good judge!

Antonion:I also request of the sentence as soon as possible.Bao xiya:Good you must be ready to let his knife stab into your chest.Put your bare

chest out.（安東尼奧敞開胸膛，劊子手向前捆綁安東尼奧。鮑西亞轉向夏洛克）Shylock The scales are ready?

Shylock:I have brought.（向鮑西亞展示天平）

Bao xiya:Shylock send for a surgeon.Avoid his dying because of bloodshed.You pay the cost.Shylock:No no such a provision in the law!

Bao xiya:A little mercy Shylock!（轉向安東尼奧）Antonion what else to say for you? Antonion:No.I’m ready.Basaniano Goodbye!Don’t be sad!Give my regards to your

wife.I am your friends forever.Goodbye!

Basaniano:No!No!Antonion（極度傷感，先抱安東尼奧，后彎腰向安訴說）I love my wife but my life my wife and the world aren’t more than your precious life.I am willing to lose everything to save your life.Gelayiano:（傷心）I also love my wife but(重音，??一下)I would rather she died to beg God to stop the cruel devil!

Shylock:Don’t waste time!

Bao xiya:Ok!Shylock.The court promise you a pound of flesh from Antonion!Now you can begin.Shylock:Learned judge!Good sentence!To be ready!（持刀向前仔細割一磅肉）

Bao xiya:Coward!（厲聲喊后，巴薩尼奧打掉夏洛克刀子）The pact doesn’t allow you to take his one drop of bloodnly one pound of flesh!therefor would shed a drop of Christian blood your land and property all would to be confiscated according to the Venice.Gelayiano:Ah!Smart honest lawyer!ListenJewisa learned judge comes!（向前吹捧鮑西亞）

Shykock:Does the legal say that?

Bao xiya:You can look up the law.Since you asked for fairnessI promise you.Shylock:Oh!My God!Then I am willing to accept the repayment of loansjust as the

contract.Basaniano:Money here!（遞錢）

Bao xiya:Don’t hurry!The Jewis must get the justice.Can’t accept any compensation!Gelayiano:Ah!Jewis Look!How smart and honest a lawyer!A learned lawyer!

Bao xiya:Shylockbe prepared to cut the flesh not one pound of blood!not more than or less than a pound of weight!Or you should lose your life and your entire property should be confiscated.Gelayiano:A Daniel a great Daniel!Jewis now you are in my hands!（向前吹捧并向夏洛

克示威）

Bao xiya:Shylock why not cut the flesh?

Shylock:Give me the captical let me go!

Basaniano:Money here you are!（遞錢）

Bao xiya:Stop!He asked for fairness let him carry out the original.Shylock:Can’t I take back my money?

Bao xiya:Shylock you can’t get anything but a pound of flesh!

Shylock:Why!I don’t fight the lawsuit.（甩手轉身要走）

Bao xiya:Wait!Jewis the Venice law says:A foreign people attempt to use direct or indirect means to murder any citizenidentify the evidence half of his property should be given to the victim the other half to the State.The offender’s life is delt with by the Duke others can’t say anything.Now you happened to fall into this danger.Get down on your knees!Ask the Duke for mercy!（夏洛克不情愿跪下）

Gelayiano:For mercy?（驚問，向前諷刺）Let yourself go die but your property is now a public charge a rope（頓一下）you can’t afford!Let the public（做向觀眾拿繩子絞死夏洛克動作）hang you for free.Duke:Let you look at our Christian spirit:I forgive your crime.Your half of the property was placed under Antonion the other half into the State.Shylock:Also take my life!I don’t want your forgiveness!Oh my money my house my fields!Take my life!

Bao xiya:Antonioncan’t you give him a little compassion?

Gelayiano:Don’t give him anything!

Antonion:I request Duke to give lenient sentence.Give his property in halflet me take over the other half of his property and I will hand it over to his daughter and son-in-law.But the conditions are:Firs the must believe in Chrisianity;Second he must write a court paper saying that all his property is handed down to his son-in-law and his daughter after he die.Duke:You must fullfill the two conditions otherwise would take back my announcement.Shylock:I accept it.Bao xiya:Secretary write a contract for them.Secretary:Jewis sign the paper!Here!Here!（寫文書，走向夏洛克讓其簽名，點指）Shylock:Allow me to retireI do not feel very well myself.（心絞痛倒地，仆人幫其胸口順氣并摘下帽子扇風）

Duke:You can go.(仆人拽夏洛克下臺）

All but Shylock:Go out!（其他演員一起指著他厲聲呵斥，后演員謝幕

第四篇：英文搞笑劇本

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校園搞笑小品劇本：英語話劇《賴皮孫子糊涂爺爺》

2009-03-16 19:08

演員:P: Pirate-Grandson.M: Mother.F: Father.K: King-Grandpa.旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy.His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker.His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man.Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him.He hates his parents.Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him..正劇：(P,K出場)

P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry.I love that mouse.Quick!No time!I can’t wait another second.K: Oh dear!I nearly forget it.Don’t worry, I open it right now.(作開電視狀)P: Ha Ha!It’s really funny!Tom is so good!(作高興狀)

Oh no!“The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end!(摔電視機，作極度氣憤狀)Old King!?(對K吼)

K：Oh, what a pity dog!(作左顧右盼狀)Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me.I’m sure your demand will be satisfied.(作充滿自信狀)

P：Really!OK!Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!

K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you??(作猶豫狀)

P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies.You don’t keep your promise.（作氣憤欲泣狀）

K;Oh yes, I play it for you.(作為難狀)But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.P: Don’t tell so much!I have been an adult man of 7 years old.I promise it to you.(作自豪自信狀)

K：OK.(作舒心，安慰狀)

P: Fight him, kill him.Throw these bad guys into the sea??(高聲喊)K: Xu ??..(作禁聲狀).Remember your promise, young adult man.P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it.(作天經地義狀)

K: Oh?!You are right（作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾）

P: Old King.I give you an honorable mission.(作自豪狀)Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢狀)

K: What!Ride on my back!Be your horse！(作驚異狀)

P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question?(作若無其事狀)

K: No, No, sound a good idea!Very good!You are a brave Pirate.Now come on my back.(作無奈狀)

P:(作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀)Hei!Let’s go!Kill all those bad men.Quick!Run quick!.......(意氣風發狀)

（M,F攜手進場）:

P: Oh, my god!Mummy, Daddy!(A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)

M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!?(作氣憤狀)

P:（作陽痿狀）Mummy, it’s not my fault.Old king let me massage his back.Hei Hei(作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)

M: I don’t believe it.(作嚴肅狀)Dad, isn’t really that?(詢問K)

K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good.Oh??.(釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)

M: Really.I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him.(作懷疑狀)Dear, isn’t you ?

F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?

M: Yes, really a good suggestion.（P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)

（P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾）

P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?

K: Yes, I can feel it.(邊揮汗邊說冷)

M: No, it’s summer.Really hot, do you catch cold?

P: No, No, just my feeling.(更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)

M: Pirate, what’s behind you?(疑問狀)

P: Oh, nothing, nothing!(作驚恐狀)

M: Move away.little Pirate!(作氣憤狀)

P: Oh no!The storm will come.(捂臉作害怕狀)

M: Caribbean Pirate!What’s a bad film!Little Pirate!?(氣憤狀)

P: Mummy, I surrender.(作投降狀)

M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad!

K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much.Yes? Pirate?(想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)

P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat.(作博學狀)

M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight.He may become short-sighted.(誠懇狀)

第五篇：白雪公主英文劇本

白雪公主和七個小矮人課本劇劇本

巫后，王子左側準備，其他人在右側準備，右側指講臺右側

旁白沈（在右側）Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away，a baby girl is born.國王丁（右側上，左側下，體現欣喜激動，又不失身為國王的威嚴）： Thank godness！I finally got a child!Look at her, her skin is as pure as a snow.Her hair is as dark as the night.I would call her Snow White.My people , pray for heavenly blessing Snow white!旁白沈： Unluckly，Soon after the child was born, the queen died.Year passed, the king got married again.Snow white’s vain wicked stepmother the queen feard that some day Snow white’s beauty would surpass her own.So each day the queen consulted the magic mirror.巫后李（傲慢，不可一世的語氣）：

Magic mirror on the wall ,who is the fairest one of all? 魔鏡楊璐彤：Fame is thy beauty,majesty.But hold ,a lovely maid I see, she is more fair than thee.巫后李（驚訝轉生氣）：Alas for her!Reavel her name!魔鏡楊璐彤：Snow white.魔鏡巫后左側下，巫后左側上，獵人右側上，見到巫后單膝跪地

巫后李（命令式語氣）：Take her far into the forest，and there，you will kill her!獵人劉(猶豫，不安，頭保持低垂，小心翼翼看巫后一眼)：But,your majesty,she’s princess!巫后李(非常生氣，表情夸張，做出陰狠樣子):silence!You know the penalty if you fail.And to make sure you do not fail,bring back her heart in this box!獵人劉(嘆氣，無奈，心痛)：Yes，your majesty.巫后左側下，獵人右側下

旁白沈: Snow white was taken into the forest.When she picked the flowers, Hunter was pulling out his sword behind the princess 白雪公主右側上，獵人緊隨其后，白雪公主假裝興高采烈的在采花，獵人緊隨其后，掏出匕首（拿拳頭代替就可以）

白雪公主蔡（驚慌害怕，可以尖叫）：What are you doing？ You want to kill me ? 獵人劉：Oh,my god!Ican’t!How pretty you are!I love you so much!How can I kill you ? Forgive me ,I beg of your highness!Forgive me!白雪公主蔡:but I don’t understand!獵人劉:The queen!She wants to kill you！Now，Run，run away and hide!白雪公主開跑，慌亂的四周跑，獵人左側下。旁白沈：At this time, a young bear was running by.The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen.Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening.She saw a little house.白雪公主蔡（驚喜，開心！指著某處）：oh, there is a little house,（轉疲憊）I will eat a little and lie down.白雪公主困了然后躺在地上睡覺。在講臺稍微往前的位置，面向觀眾。七個小矮人上（除了巫后，王子，公主在那躺著，剩下人全從右側站成一隊上，（小矮人順序：沈1，任2，黃3，盧4，劉5，楊璐彤6，丁7）在白雪公主后圍成一個半圈，蹲著好奇打量白雪公主。盧：Who is she？

楊璐彤：I don’t know.But what a beautiful girl!黃推一推白雪公主，白雪公主醒來。任：How do you do? 白雪公主蔡：How do you do ? My name is Snow White...Nice to meet you!小矮人齊：Nice to meet you, too.白雪公主和小矮人右側下，沈左側下 旁白黃：On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.魔鏡和巫后左側上

巫后李(驕傲，狂妄，不可一世)：Magic mirror on the wall.Who now is the fairest one of all? 魔鏡楊璐彤：Snow white , the fairest one of all.She still lives 巫后李（極度羞憤）：I‘ve been tricked!旁白黃：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman.She came to the house.魔鏡右側下，巫后到講臺后把蘋果拿好。扮作老太太模樣。先躲在講臺后。白雪公主右側上，在小矮人家里做家務。

巫后從講臺后出來敲門：Apples.Very delicious apples!白雪公主：Good morning grandma.巫后：Could you have a taste this one,please？

白雪公主蔡：Oh，thank you.（咬一口，倒在地上，蘋果扔一邊，臉面向觀眾，手自然垂下）

巫后（放肆的大笑）：hahaha…Now I’m the most fairest in the land!巫后左側下。

小矮人們右側上，半圓，半蹲，朝向觀眾 丁：What happened？

劉（把手指放到白雪公主鼻子下）喊：She‘s dead！

大家開始哭。。很悲傷的樣子，七個小矮人右側下，白雪公主接著躺著，別動，裝死人

旁白黃：Snow white was so beautiful ,even in death ,that the dwarfs could not find it hearts to burry her.They fashioned a coffin of glass and gold,and keep the enteral vigils at her side.The prince who search far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.王子楊文軒左側上：快步走過去，單膝跪地，拉起白雪公主的手，親一下，可以隔著校服。：I love you，I want you to be my wife.白雪公主醒來，對王子說：What happened？ 王子：Will you marry with me? 白雪公主：Yes，I will！旁白黃：The prince took snow white to his country and lived a happy life from then on 所有人上臺，謝幕。