第一篇：英語幽默小短文

英語幽默小短文

Wake up!Wake up!It's time for sleeping pills!

醒來！醒來！現在該吃安眠藥了！

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.then he started again, and said he:“Let me ask the evolutionist a question---if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?”

“I'll venture an answer, ” said an old lady.“We have worn them off sitting here so long.”.教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長著尾巴，那么現在尾巴到哪里去了？”

“我來試試看，”一位老太太說。

“該是我們在這里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”

Late one night at the insane asylum(瘋人院）one inmate shouted, “I am Napoleon!”

Another one said, “How do you know?”

The first inmate said, “God told me!”

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, “I did not!”

瘋人院

一天晚上，在瘋人院里，一個病人說：“我是拿破侖！”另一個說：“你怎么知道？”第一個人說：“上帝對我說的！”一會兒，一個聲音從另一個房間傳來：“我沒說！”

Improvement

One student to another: “How are your English lessons coming along?”“Fine.I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.”

進步

一位學生對另一位說：“你的英語最近學的怎么樣？”

“很好，我過去不懂英國人說話，可現在是英國人不懂我的話了。”

Half or Five Tenths?

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five

tenths.半個還是十分之五

老師：你愿意要半個柑橘，還是十分之五個柑橘？

杰拉得：我寧可要半個。

老師：仔細想想，說出理由來。

杰拉得：因為你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就損失太多了。

The Reason of Being Late

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School--Go Slow'.遲到的原因

老 師：約翰尼，為什么你每天早晨都遲到？

約翰尼：每當我經過學校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著‘學校－緩行’。

When Do People Talk Least?

Student A: When do people talk least?

Student B: In February.Student A: Why?

Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.人們什么時候說話最少？

學生甲：人們在什么時候說話最少？

學生乙：在二月。

學生甲：為什么呢？

學生乙：因為二月是一年中最短的一個月。

The plural Form of “Child”

Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?

Tom: Men.Teacher: Good.And the plural of child?

Tom: Twins.“孩子”的復數形式

老師：湯姆，‘男人’這個詞的復數形式是什么？

湯姆：男人們。

老師：答得好。那‘孩子’的復數形式呢？

湯姆：雙胞胎。

All Except the Music

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical

music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices.Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, “Have you enjoyed yourself today?”

“Oh, yes, miss!” said Sally, “It was lovely.All except the music, that is.”除了音樂

一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多了解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎？”

“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”

My Sister's Fingers

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.Teacher: I don't see any bandages.Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers!I told my little sister to hold the nail.我妹妹的手指頭

老師：凱溫，這次你怎么又遲到了？

凱溫：對不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。

老師：怎么沒有扎繃帶呀？

凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。

The Climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.Teacher: Wrong.Matthew: But, sir!When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!新西蘭的氣候

老師：馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎么樣？

馬修：先生，那里的天氣很冷。

老師：錯了。

馬修：可是，先生！從那兒運來的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。

Lightning

Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!閃電

老師：為什么說閃電從來不會兩次擊中同一個地方？

羅伊：因為它擊中一個地方一次以后，那個地方就不存在了。

Who Discovered Australia?

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.Johnny: It's there, sir.Teacher: That's right.Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

Sammy: Johnny, sir.誰發現了澳大利亞？

老師：約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。

約翰尼：先生，在這兒。

老師：對了。薩默，你來回答我是誰發現了澳大利亞？

薩默：先生，是約翰尼。

Essay

Teacher had set his class an essay in “A Game of Cricket”.After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.His essay read: “Rain stopped play.”

作文

老師給學生出了個作文題：“一場板球賽”。兩分鐘后，西蒙。斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。他在作文上寫道：“下雨，比賽終止。”

How Many Rabbits?

Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?

Jonathan: Nine, sir.Teacher: Nine?

Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.多少只兔子？

老師：好，喬納森，假如我給你三只兔子，第二天我又給你五只，你一共有多少只兔子？

喬納森：一共有九只，先生。

老師：九只？

喬納森：先生，我本來就有一只。

To Go to Heaven

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up.....what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up--don't you want

to go to Heaven?

Terry: I can't.My Mum told me to go straight home.去天堂

主日學校的教員：想去天堂的人舉起手來，把手舉起來。。你呢，哈里？你還沒舉手呢--你不想去天堂嗎？

哈里： 我去不了，因為媽媽讓我一放學就回家。

第二篇：英語幽默小短文

英語幽默小短文

The Old Cat

An old woman had a cat.The cat was very old;she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old.One day the old cat saw a mouse;she jumped and caught the mouse.But she could not bite it;so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse.She began to hit the cat.The cat said, “Do not hit your old servant.I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old.Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young.”

第三篇：英語幽默小短文

英語幽默小短文

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.兩只鳥

老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？

學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老師：請說說看。

學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

The Fish Net

“Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?”

“A lot of little holes tied together with strings.” replied the little girl.魚網

“你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎，安？” 老師發問道。

“把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。” 小女孩回答道。

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.“George, how did you like your new teacher?” asked his mother.“I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....”

新老師

9月1日，喬治放學回到家里。

“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？” 媽媽問。

“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。”

A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.一次物理考試

在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。這個問題是：為什么在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲？

尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在后

Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night.He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm.He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: “I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”

“That's fine,” roared the boss, “but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”

安眠藥

鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。

星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老板說：“我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有。”

“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了？”

Creative Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications.Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes.I got the job.I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.創造性

第一次求職時，我意識到在列舉我所具備的為數不多的條件時，得有點創造性。當問及我是否受過其它的培訓時，我老實地回答說我花了三年時間學計算機程序設計課。我得到了那份工作。

我沒有提到那門功課我重復學了三年才考及格

I knew that!There were two men who went out to eat together.They ordered fish.So on the table there were two fish.Normally not all the fish are alike in size, so there was one small, and one big.The first man just took the big one for himself without asking and feeling ashamed, or anything;and ate it.The other friend felt very disturbed and annoyed, he didn't know what to say.So he thought for a while, and then he said,“ If it were me,” I would have taken the smaller onefirst.“ So the other guy said,” See!I knew that!That's why I took the big one.“ He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad.How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他贏了

湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？

約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？

約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, ”What happened?“ ”A kid bit me,“ replied Ivan.”Would you recognize him if you saw him again?“ asked his mother.”I'd know him any where,“ said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.“ 他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發生了什么事？” “一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。“再見到他你能認出來嗎？”媽媽問。

“他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。” 只剩一個引擎 One Engine Left

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, ”Attention, passengers.We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left.Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult.“ Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, ”Guess what, folks.We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one.We will now arrive in London three hours late.“ At this point, one passenger became furious.”For Pete's sake,“ he shouted, ”If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!“

一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時，喇叭里傳來了機長的聲音：“旅客們請注意，我們的四個引擎中有一個丟失了。但剩下的三個引擎會把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時。” 過了一會兒，旅客們又聽到機長的聲音：“各位，你們猜怎么啦 ？我們剛又掉了第三個引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個引擎我們也能飛，但要晚三個小時了。” 正在這時，一位乘客非常氣憤地說：“看在上帝的份上，如果我們再掉一個引擎，我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了。” The Advantage of Wearing Glasses

Helen's eyes were not very good，so she usually wore glasses，but when she nineteen and began to go out with a young man，she never wore glasses when she was with him.When he came to the door to take her out，she would take her glasses off，and when she got back home again and he left，she would put them on.One day her mother asked her:

“But Helen，why do you never wear glasses when you are with Jim? He takes you to such lovely places in his car，but you can't see anything.”

“Well，mother，” said Helen.“I look prettier to Jim when I'm not wearing my glasses and he looks better to me，too.”

戴眼鏡的好處

海倫的視力不太好，所以他常戴眼鏡。她十九歲時開始和一個男青年交朋友。當和男朋友在一起時海倫從不戴眼鏡。每當男朋友到門口接她外出的時候，她就摘下眼鏡；回到家里，男朋友走了以后，海倫才戴上眼鏡。有一天媽媽問她：“海倫，你和吉姆在一起時為什么從不戴眼鏡？他開車帶你去優美的地方玩兒，可你什么也看不見。”海倫說：“嗯，媽媽，我不戴眼鏡時吉姆看著我更漂亮些，同時我也覺得他顯得更順眼一些。” A Gentleman 紳士

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five.One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen.She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, ”Now here's a knife, Dick.Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman.“ ”Like a gentleman?“ Dick asked.”How do gentlemen do it?“ ”They always give the bigger piece to the other person.“ answered his aunt at once.”Oh“ said Dick.He thought about this for a few seconds.Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,”Cut this cake in half, Catherine.“.迪克年齡七歲，他的妹妹凱瑟琳五歲。一天，媽媽把他們帶到姨媽家去玩，自己就到大城市去買些新的衣服。

孩子們玩了個把小時，在四點半的時候，姨媽領著迪克走進了廚房。她交給迪克一塊精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并對他說：“喏，迪克，給你刀子，把這塊蛋糕一切為二，給你妹妹一塊。不過，你得記住要做得像一個紳士那樣。” 迪克問：“像一個紳士？紳士怎樣做呢？”

他姨媽馬上回答說：“紳士總是把大的一塊讓給別人的。” 迪克說了一聲“噢”。他對此想了一會，然后，他把蛋糕拿給妹妹，并對她說：“凱瑟琳，你來把這塊蛋糕一切為二吧。”

Where It Should Be Plugged

A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old.One day, she took a plug and said to her son, ” Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes.Where do you think it should be plugged?“ She waited for an answer expectfully.”Plug in nose.“ is the answer.插在何處

一位母親十分善于利用每一個機會對孩子進行教育。她的兒子只有三歲。一天，她拿著一個插頭對兒子說：“看，這里有兩個銅片，那它一定要插在有兩個孔的地方。你說它應該插在哪兒呢？”母親期待著兒子的回答。

“插在鼻子里！”兒子回答說。

A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?“ ”I gave it to a poor old woman,“ he answered.”You're a good boy,“ said the mother proudly.”Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?“ ”She is the one who sells the candy一個好孩子小羅伯特向他媽媽要了兩美分。“你用我昨天給你的錢干什么了？”“我把它給了一個貧窮的老婦人。”他回答“你是個好孩子”媽媽驕傲地說。“這里有兩美分多，但為什么你對老婦人這么有興趣？”"她是一個賣糖果的”

第四篇：簡單英語小短文

How a Colt Crossed the River One day, a colt took a bag of wheat to the mill.As he was running with the bag on his back, he came to a small river.The colt could not decide whether he could cross it.Looking around, he saw a cow grazing nearby.He asked, “Aunt Cow, could you tell me if I can cross the river?” The cow told him that he could and that the river was not very deep, just knee high.The colt was crossing the river when a squirrel jumped down fron a tree and stopped him.The squirrel shouted, “Colt, stop!You’ll drown!One of my friends drowned just yesterday in the river.” Not knowing what to do, the colt went home to consult his mum.He told his mum his experience on the way.His mother said, “My child, don’t always listen to others.You’d better go and try yourself.Then you’ll know what to do.” Later, at the river,the squirrel stopped the colt again.“Little horse, it’s too dangerous!” “No, I want to try myself,” answered the colt.Then he crossed the river carefully.You see, real knowledge comes from practice.中文翻譯：

小馬過河

一天，一匹小馬馱著麥子去磨坊。當它馱著口袋向前跑去時，突然發現一條小河擋住了去路。小馬為難了，這可怎么辦呢？它向四周望了望，看見一頭奶牛在河邊吃草。小馬問道：“牛阿姨，請您告訴我，這條河我能趟過去嗎？”奶牛回答說：“水很淺，剛到膝蓋。”

小馬正準備過河，突然從樹上跳下一只松鼠，攔住它大叫道：“小馬，別過河！你會被淹死的。昨天，我的一個伙伴就在這條河里淹死啦！”小馬不知如何是好，于是決定回家問問媽媽。

小馬把路上的經歷告訴了媽媽。媽媽說：“孩子，光聽別人說是不行的，你自己親自去試一試，就知道答案了。”小馬回到河邊，剛要下水，松鼠又大叫起來：“小馬，你不要命啦？”小馬說：“讓我自己試試吧。”他一面回答一面下了河，小心地趟了過去。

這下明白了吧，實踐才能出真知

The Fox and the Tiger(狐貍和老虎)An Archer, hunting in the woods, was so successful with his arrows that he killed many of the wild animals.This frightened the rest so much that they ran into the densest part of the bushes to hide.At last the Tiger stood up, and pretending to be very brave, told the other animals not to be afraid anymore, but to rely on his courage, and he would attack the enemy on his own.While he was talking, and lashing his tail and tearing at the ground with his claws to impress the others, an arrow came and pierced his ribs.The Tiger howled with pain.While he was trying to draw out the arrow with his teeth the Fox went up to him and asked, in surprise, whoever had the strength and courage to wound such a brave and mighty beast as the Tiger?

“Nay,” said the Tiger, “I misjudged my enemy.It was that unbeatable man over there!”

MORAL: Knowledge is power.中文翻譯：

狐貍和老虎

一個射手正在森林里打獵。他的箭法好極了，射死了許多野獸。這可大大地嚇壞了余下的動物，它們都跑到最茂盛的灌木叢中躲藏起來。最后，老虎站了起來，裝著非常勇敢的樣子叫其余的動物相信它的勇敢，不必再害怕。它將獨個兒向敵人進攻。它一邊說著，一邊甩動著它的尾巴，并用它的爪子刨著地上的泥土，想使別人更信任它。就在這時，一枝箭飛來，刺穿了他的肋骨，老虎頓時痛得吼叫起來。

正當它盡力用牙齒拔出身上的箭時，狐貍走上前來吃驚地問道：“誰能有這樣的力氣和膽量來傷害象老虎這樣勇敢而強有力的野獸呢？”

“不，”老虎說，“我錯誤地判斷了我的敵人，是那邊那個不可戰勝的人打敗了我。”

少兒英語小故事

One day,a little monkey is playing by the well.He looks in the well and shouts : “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!” An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says, “Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!” And olderly monkey comes over.He is very surprised as well and cries out: “The moon is in the well.” A group of monkeys run over to the well.They look at the moon in the well and shout: “The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let’get it out!” Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch.And he pulls the next monkey’s feet with his hands.All the other monkeys follow his suit, And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well.Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky, He yells excitedly “Don’t be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky!”

中文翻譯：

一天，有只小猴子在井邊玩兒。它往井里一瞧，高喊道：“噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里頭啦！”一只大猴子跑來一看，說，“糟啦！月亮掉在井里頭啦！”老猴子也跑過來。他也非常驚奇，喊道：“糟了，月亮掉在井里頭了！”一群猴子跑到井邊來，他們看到井里的月亮，喊道：“月亮掉在井里頭啦！快來！讓我們把它撈起來！”然后，老猴子倒掛在大樹上，拉住大猴子的腳，其他的猴子一個個跟著，它們一只連著一只直到井里。正好他們摸到月亮的時候，老猴子抬頭發現月亮掛在天上呢,它興奮地大叫：“別蠢了！月亮還好好地掛在天上呢！”

Rabbit Finds a Home

Rabbit has grown up.“There are too many rabbits in this hole!It is time to leave the nest.I am going to find my own home,” the oldest rabbit says.Rabbit decides to look in a different hole.“You cannot live here.This is my home!” shouts Mouse.So, Rabbit hops into the forest.He looks into another hole.“You cannot live here.This is my home!” shouts Squirrel.Rabbit looks for a new hole, one he can call his own.“You cannot live here.This is my home!” shouts Ground Hog.Rabbit is sad.He cannot find a home.Rabbit does not see Eagle flying high in the sky.At that time, the beautiful White Rabbit saw Eagle.“Quickly, come inside!” she shouts.“Thank you so much.You have saved my life!” Rabbit says.“You're welcome,” White Rabbit answers.“What a roomy hole you have!I wish I had a hole like this!” he says.Rabbit was surprised by how big the hole was.“I am alone in this big hole.Why don't you stay here with me?” White Rabbit asks.“Thank you.I will stay here.Now, I have found a home!” says Rabbit.幼兒英語故事精選4篇 The wolf and the hares

The wind is blowing.It is snowing.The wolf is coming and say : “ I’m a wolf , I’m hungry.” The wolf is going the hares.“ open the door.” The hare say: “ who is it ?” the wolf say : “it’s me , Grandma.” “Grandma ? No, it’s not Grandma.” The wolf comes to the hares’ again , with a basket of bread..“ open the door.I bring you bread” The hares say to their sister : “Ah!It’s the wolf.we can’t open the door.” The wolf is very angry.He is hitting at the door.“Open the door!I want to come in!” The hares say : “ you are the wolf.we can’t let you in!” the hares are very clever.狼和野兔

天正刮著風下著雪。狼出來了，他很餓。他來到了野兔家“開門”。野兔問：“是誰呀？”“是我，我是你的外婆。”“外婆？不，不是。”狼又拿來了甜品來了，“快開門，我帶來了面包。” 野兔對他的姐妹們說：“他是狼，我們不開門。”狼很生氣，他踢著門說：“快開門！我要進去！”野兔說：“你是狼，我們不讓你進來。”野兔真聰明。

幼兒英語故事精選4篇 A poor pig

Danny is a little pig.He is unhappy because he wants to leave home to see the world.It’s a sunny day.Danny goes away when his parents are sleeping.on his way he meets an elephant , a peacock and a rabbit.At last , he gets to a lake.He looks at his reflection in the water and says, “I wish I have an elephant’s nose , a peacock’s tail and a rabbit’s ears.” after a while , Danny’s wish comes true.He runs back excitedly.But his parents can’t recognize Danny , “Go away , you’re not our son.” Danny goes to the lake again.“ I just want to be a pig.” He says sadly.Danny waits and waits.He becomes a pig again.Danny runs back quickly.His parents hug and say , “ This is our lovely baby.”

可憐的小豬

丹尼是只小豬，為此他很不開心，他希望自己能夠擁有大象的鼻子、孔雀的尾巴、小兔的耳朵。可是，當他的愿望實現的時候，爸爸媽媽卻不認他了。可憐的小豬決定，還是變回自己原來的樣子吧。

幼兒英語故事精選4篇 Look at the sky

One day , Charley boght a hot dog in a snack bar after school.Suddenly , he stopped and raised his head high.He kept looking at the sky.It lasted two minutes.A woman passed by.she saw Charley looking at the sky.and she stooped and also looked at the sky.The sky was blue.There were some white clouds.Charley still looked at the sky and didn’t move a bit.The woman also went on looking at the sky.Mary passers-by stopped.They looked at the sky , too.After a while , charley lowered his head.He laughed and asked.“what are you looking for in the sky ?”

The woman said : “ why are you looking at the sky ?”

“I didn’t look at the sky.” Charley pointed to his nose.” My nose was bleeding.”

看天空

查理在路上把頭抬得高高的，路上的人以為天上有什么好看的，一個接一個的停了下來，抬頭望著天，可是，查理抬頭看天是因為他的鼻子出血了，那么其他人呢？

幼兒英語故事精選4篇 Who’s Broken A window ?

Billy and Bobby were small boys.They were brothers.and they often fight with each other.last Saturday their mother said to them , “I’m going to cook lunch now.Go out and play in the garden …and be good.”

“Yes , Mummy ,” the two boys answered and they went out.They played for half an hour , and then Billy ran into the kitchen.“Mummy ,”he said , “Bobby’s broken a window in Mrs Allen’s house ,” Mrs Allen was one of their neighbors.“He’s a bad boy ,” his mother said , “How did he break it ?”

“I threw a stone at him ,” Billy answered.” “ and he quickly mowed down.”

誰打碎了玻璃

比利和鮑比在花園里玩耍，不小心打碎了玻璃。比利向媽媽告狀：“鮑比打碎了玻璃！”媽媽問：“他為什么打碎玻璃？”比利說：“因為我用石頭扔他，他躲開了”。瞧，比利的回答多么可笑！

第五篇：英語小短文

一個農民有5個兒子。他們是Ted,Bob,Tom,John 和 Bill。John沒有比他大的哥哥，他比第一個出生的比他小的那個弟弟大4歲，Tom哥哥的數量和他的弟弟的數量是一樣的（就是他是老三）Bill 明年就21歲了，他比Bob大5歲，比Tom小2歲，Ted因為沒有弟弟而難過 Ted 和John之間差了12歲

3。I work for 7up“!我可是在七喜公司工作呀

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says, ”Congratulations, you got twins.“ The man said ”How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins.“ After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, ”Congratulations, you got triplets.“ Man was like ”Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the “3 musketeers.” Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says

“Congratulations, you got twins x2.” Man is happy and says, “Ironic, I work for the hotel ”4 Seasons.“ All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall.They asked him what's wrong and he answered, ”What's wrong? I work for 7up“!

四個好朋友在醫院里碰面了,他們的妻子正在生產.護士過來對第一個男人說:”恭喜,你得了雙胞胎.“男人說:”多奇怪呀,我是明尼蘇達雙子隊的經理.“過了一會兒,護士過來對第二個男人說:”恭喜,你得了三胞胎.“男人很喜歡:”嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事.“最后,護士跑來對第三個男人說: ”恭喜,你得了2對雙胞胎.“男人很開心地說:”真令人啼笑皆非,我為四季賓館工作.“他們三個都很高興,但第四個伙伴急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻,咒罵上帝并用頭撞墻.他們問他有什么不對勁,他回答道:”什么不對勁?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!“

4。Five Hundred Times

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.”You are a school teacher, eh?“ said he.”Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition.Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times.“

五百遍

在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單。女士向法官解釋，她是一名學校老師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠，說道：“你是學校的老師，對嗎？女士，我馬上要實現我畢生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫?我開車闖了紅燈?500遍。”

5。Second language

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush.She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.Mother mouse barked fiercely, ”Woof, woof, woof!“ The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, ”Now, do you understand the value of a second language?“

一只母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步，突然她看見一只貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。母老鼠向著貓叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，貓聽了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說：“現在你知道外語的重要性了吧。”

.6。It is half past five,School is over.Vicky comes back.His mother is not at home and the door is closed.His brother Jim likes sports.He is playing football in the school.His sister Becky likes music and she is singing with her friends.Mrs Hyde comes back with a basket on her arm.Vicky sees his mother and runs to help her carry it.They come in and the girl finds there are three cakes in a bag.They are her favorite food and she wants to eat them.”The other two are for Jim and Becky,“says his mother.”You can have one.“ ”But I am hungry now,Mum.“says the girl,”May I have two?“ ”Yes,you can.“Says the mother,”Go and cut yours in half.“

現在是5:30,放學了.Vicky回來了.他的媽媽不在家而且門是關著的.他的哥哥Jim喜歡做運動.他正在學校踢足球.他的姐姐Becky喜歡音樂,她正在和她的朋友一起唱歌.Hyde太太回來時拿著一個籃子.Vicky看見了他的媽媽然后跑過去幫她拿籃子.他們進來,這個女孩發現包里有3個蛋糕.這是她最喜歡的食物,她想吃.”另外兩個是給Jim和Becky的.“她媽媽說.”你可以吃一個.“"但是我現在餓了媽媽.”這個女孩說.“我能吃兩個么?”“是的你可以.”媽媽說.“去把你的切成兩半.”

7。A Supermarket

Near our school there is a supermarket.There are a lot of things in it.You can buy school things, like exercise books, rulers, pens, color pencils, erasers, maps and so on.You can buy drinks, vegetables, fruits, and other kinds of food.Some of them are cheap while some are expensive.On the second floor is the clothing section and there you can find different kinds of clothes.The supermarket is open twelve hours a day : from 9:00 a.m.to 9:00 p.m.The workers in the supermarket are very friendly and they can help you find what you want.On Saturdays and Sundays, the market is full of people

一家超市

我們學校附近有一家超市。里面有好多東西。你可以買到學習用品，比如練習本、尺子、鋼筆、彩色鉛筆、橡皮和地圖等等。你可以買飲料、蔬菜、水果和各種食品。有一些商品很便宜，而有一些卻很貴。超市的二樓是服裝區。在那兒，你可以見到各種各樣的服裝。

這家超市每天營業12小時，從上午9：00到晚上9：00。里面的工作人員狠熱情，他們可以幫助你找到你要買的東西。

每到星期六和星期天，這里就擠滿了顧客。

八、My family

I love my family, because I have a happy family.My father is an English teacher.His name is Jacky.He is thirty-eight.He likes playing basketball.What?s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you?re right!My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven.My mother is always laborious work.I love my parents!On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball.Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home.I love my family.Because I?m very happy to live with my parents together!

我的家庭

我愛我的家庭,因為我有一個快樂的家庭.我的爸爸是一名英語教師,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38歲.他非常喜歡打籃球.我的媽媽是趕什么呢?她是一名教師嗎?是的.你說對了!我的媽媽是一個很親切、友善的人,她今年37歲.我媽媽總是勤勞的干活.我愛我的父母.在星期六和星期天里,我經常去圖書館和彈鋼琴.我爸爸去打籃球.有時侯,我們都在家看電視和聽音樂.我愛我家.因為我和爸爸媽媽一起生活得很開心!

九、My Room

This is my room.Near the window there is a desk.I often do my homework at it.You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen.On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat.There is a clock above the end of my bed.I usually put my shoe under my bed.Of course there is a chair in front of the desk.I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside.我的房間

這是我的房間。在窗口附近有一張書桌。我經常在那做我的家庭作業。您能看有些書，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和筆。在墻壁在書桌有貓的圖片。有一個時鐘在我的床上的末端。我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。當然有一把椅子在書桌前面。我坐那里，并且我能看外面的樹和路

十、Skating

Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday.From then on, I developed the hobby of skating.It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life.I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good!

滑冰

媽媽買了我一雙冰鞋鞋子在我的第五個生日。從那時起，我愛好滑冰。它不僅使我越來越加強，而且幫助我知道生活許多真諦。我知道摔倒是正常的，并且，如果只有你能摔倒后再站起來，就是非常好!

十一、The Sea

What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don?t.The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big.In the world, there is more sea than land.Do you know Hainan Island? It?s really very nice.We can see beaches, trees and the sea.We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places.海

你對海知道些什么？ 某些人知道關于它，但其他不。海看起來美麗在一個美好的晴天，海是非常大的。在世界上，比土地有更多海。您是否知道海南島？ 那非常好。我們能看海灘、樹和海。我們可以游泳和參觀很多美好的地方。

十二、Computers

Computers are changing our life.You can do a lot of things with a computer.Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work.But the most important use of a computer is to join the Internet.We don?t need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket.Computers help us live a more convenient life.計算機

計算機改變我們的生活。您能做很多事用計算機。例如，您能使用計算機寫文章，手表錄影CDs，戲劇比賽和完成辦公室工作。但對計算機的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我們不需要離開家去從圖書館借用書或在超級市場做購物。

計算機幫助我們居住更加方便的生活。

十三、Smiling

I think smiling is as important as sunshine.Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day.If you aren?t happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy.Someone may say, “But I don?t feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily.You will really be happy again.”

Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower.It will give you happiness.微笑

我認為微笑是一樣重要的象陽光。微笑是象陽光，因為它可能使人愉快和有一個早晨好。如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然后將感覺愉快。某人也許說，“但是我不感到愉快”。然后我會說，“請微笑，您，當您愉快地是愉快或戲劇與您的朋友。您真正地再將是愉快的”。

微笑可能讓您有更多朋友。如此我說，微笑是象花。它將給您幸福。

十四、Sunday

It was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school.I finished my homework the day before.So I decided to help mother do housework.I washed some clothes after I got up.Then I went shopping with a basket.I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market.After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole family.In the evening, I sat at the table and began to write down on my notebook what I had done during the day.星期天

它是星期天，并且我沒有必須去學校。我前一天完成了我的家庭作業。如此我決定幫助做家事。在我起來了之后，我洗了一些衣裳。然后我帶著籃子去購物。我在市場上買了一些肉、蛋和有些菜。在我回來了之后，我開始為全家烹調晚餐。在晚上，我在我的筆記本寫下什么我白天做了什么。

十五、春天：Spring

Spring is a delightful season.The temperatures are moderate, and the blooming trees and flowers make the city bright with colors.This is the time when we can begin to wear lighter and more brightly colored clothes and go outdoors more often.Smaller children like to bring their kites out to the spacious square.Also I enjoy going back to the village on this holiday after being in the city for the winter months.春天是個讓人欣喜的季節.氣溫適中,掛滿綠葉的樹和盛開的花朵給城市增添了明亮的色彩.在這個時節里,我們可以穿上輕便靚麗的衣服經常出門去了.小孩子們則喜歡在廣闊的天空中放風箏.在城里呆了一個冬天之后,我也喜歡回到村子里度假.夏天：

Summer is the great season for all sports in the open air.It is the season for football which is often called the national sport because of its popularity.I usually watch television and read the newspaper reports about the football results of the little leagues.During the summer I like to go to the beach often because it is very close to my home.I usually go there during the summer vacation to relax after many months in school in the city.I feel very comfortable with the familiar quiet life of the villagers.夏天是戶外運動最好的季節.這是一個橄欖球的季節,橄欖球由于廣受歡迎被稱為全民運動.我常常看電視,看報紙,從報道中獲得小聯盟橄欖球賽的比賽結果.夏日里,我喜歡經常去海灘,因為那里離我家不遠.在城里的學校呆了幾個月后,暑假我常常去那里放松一下.此處有我很熟悉的村民們的寧靜生活,這讓我倍感舒適.秋天：Autumn

For me the autumn or fall starts in September when school starts its new term.I usually do some shopping.The mild weather made it very nice to study outside under the trees in a small park close to my house.I like to look up the leaves changing colors from green to red and yellow, and then brown colors.The park also has many bright fall flowers;sometimes I see a small squirrel coming down from the tree to hunt for food on the ground.On the weekends, I sometimes like to fly my kite.Usually on the street corners you can see street peddlers selling warm baked sweet potatoes.This is a nice time of the year.我覺得秋天是在9月份新學期開始的時候來臨.我常常要去買一些東西.宜人的天氣讓我感覺在離家不遠的小公園的樹下學習是件非常愜意的事.我喜歡抬起頭看蓍枝頭上的樹葉由綠變紅,變黃,然后再變褐.公園里還有許多鮮艷的秋花.有時我會見到小松鼠從樹上跳到地上覓食.在周末,我有時會去放風箏.在街頭的拐角處,常常會有街頭小販在賣烤紅薯.秋天是一年中的好時節.冬天：Winter

Winter is very cold and windy in most parts of China.I usually look forward to the Spring Festival and the winter holiday when I can go to the south where the climate is warmer during these holidays.Also, I look forward to seeing my grandparents and my friends.Winter is the time everyone is in a festive mood.In the city, I usually do a lot of reading at home in the winter because of eh cold weather outside.中國大部分地區的冬天是即冷又有風的。我總是盼望著春節或寒假，到時候我就可以去南方了，當地的氣候在這時會暖和的多。我也盼望著去探望我的祖父母和我的朋友。冬天，每個人都懷著喜慶的心情。在城里，冬天的時候我經常待在家里盡情地看書，因為外面的天氣非常的冷。

十六、My Mother

My Mother isa kind and gentle woman.She is always very gentle.She takes good care of her children and keeps them all at school.I have one brother and two sistets.So she gets four children in all.She gives us every comfort.We all love her and she loves us also.My mother has too much to do in bringing us up.As our family is too poor to keep a servant, my mother has always to do very much work.She gets up very early and sleeps very late every day.She works hard, yet without complaining.She is also a thrifty, and industrious woman.She saves every cent that she can and keeps everything in order.As she has been busy eversince she was young, she looks older than she really is.Her face is wrinkled, her hair becomes silver white, but she works as hard as ever.Often she says to us, “work while you work, play while you play.If you do not work, you will become lazy and of no use to society.” What piece of good advice this is!We must worth it well and always keep it in our mind.我的母親

我的母親是一位心地善良、性情溫和的女性。她總是彬彬有禮。她細心地照顧孩子并使他們都上學讀書。我有一個哥哥，兩個妹妹，所以她總共有四個孩子。她使我們做每件事時都感到舒適。我們都愛她，她也愛我們。

為了撫養我們，母親有太多的事要做。因為我們家很窮，雇不起傭人，母親總是必須做很多工作。她每天起早貪黑，辛苦地工作，從無怨言。

她又是一位節儉勤勉的婦女。她盡可能地節省每一分錢，并且使每一件事情都井井有條。由于年輕時就一直忙碌，所以從外表看上去更見蒼老。她的臉布滿皺紋，頭發也變成了灰白，但她仍像從前一樣辛勤地操勞。

她常對我們說：“工作時工作，玩樂時玩樂，如果不工作，你將變得懶惰，從而無益于社會。”這是一番多么好的忠告啊!我們必須珍視它，并將它牢記心中。

十七、英語自我介紹

Hello,everybody.大家好

My name's（）.我的名字叫（）

I'm in Class()Grade six of（）school.我在（）學校6年級（）班級 I'm tall(short).I'm（）centimeters.我很高（矮），我（）厘米。I like English very much.我非常喜歡英語 Beacuse English is interesting.因為英語很有趣。So my English is very good.所以，我的英語很好。

I acquire many award.我獲得過很多獎項。

I hope that every of you will love me。希望大家能喜歡我。

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Hi，boys and girls, good morning, it is my plearsure to take this change to introduce myself, my name is ***, i am 10 years old.About my family, there are 4 people in my family, father, mother, brother and me, my father and mother are all very kind, welcome you to visit my family if you have time!

嗨，男孩女孩們，大家上午好，很榮幸能有這個機會來介紹我自己，我叫***，今年10歲。關于我的家庭，我家有四口人，爸爸媽媽，哥哥，還有我，我的爸爸媽媽都是很友善的人，歡迎你們來我家玩如果你有時間。

I am a very outgoing girl(boy), I like reading、playing games and listening to music, of course, I also like to make friends with all the people in the school, I hope I will be your best friends in the sckooe life.我是一個很外向的男孩（女孩），我喜歡閱讀，玩游戲，聽音樂，當然，我也喜歡與學校里所有的人交朋友，希望在以后的學校生活中，我能成為你們最好的朋友。

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hello, everyone, it's my honor to stand here introducing myself.大家好，很高興有機會在這里介紹我自己。

My name is xxx, from Class 2, Grade six,xxxx Primary School.我是xxx，xx小學六年級2班的學生。

I'm doing well in my study, besides I'm the monitor of my class and I get on well with my classmates.我學習成績優秀，是班上的班長并且我和同學們相處很融洽。

I'm a happy and talented girl.I'm good at drawing and many of my drawings have won prizes.At the same time, I like telling stories.我是一個開朗又多才多藝的女孩，畫畫是我最擅長的，曾多次或獎。同時我還很會講故事。

I'm interested in learning English very much, and I believe that I will do well in future.I won't let you down!

我很喜歡學習英語，我相信我會表現的出色，我不會讓大家失望的。

Thanks for your listening.謝謝你們的聆聽。

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小學生英語自我介紹--楊曉丹

Good afternoon, teachers!My name is YangXiaodan.I`m 11 now.I`m from Class2 Grade 5 of TongPu No.2 Primary School.My English teacher is Miss Sun.She`s quiet and kind.She`s short and young.My good friend is ZhangBingbing.She`s 12.She`s tall and pretty.We`re in the same class.We both like English very much.I like painting , listening to music, playing computer games

and reading books.My favourite food is chicken.It`s tasty and yummy.I often do my homework and read books on Saturdays.This is me.Please remember YangXiaodan.Thank you very much!

小學生英語自我介紹--徐璐璐

Gooda fternoon, teachers!My name is XuLulu.I`m 11.I come from Class1 Grade 5 of TongPu No.2 Primary School.There are 4 people in my family.My father is tall.My mother is pretty.My sister has a long hair.And I`m a good student.However, my home is near the school, I often get up early.Because I must work hard.after school, I like playing computer games and reading books.I`d like to eat apples.They are sweet and healthy.And I like Tuesday best.We have English, music, computer and P.E.on Tuesdays.My math teacher is Miss Huang.Her class is so much fun.So my favourite class is math.And I like Chinese and English, too.This is me.An active girl.Please remember XuLulu.Thank you very much!

小學生英語自我介紹

Hello, my name is_______.I am_______ years old.Now I am studying in_______Primary School.I am in Grade _______, Class_______.I live in_______.There are _______ members in my family—father, mother and me.My father is a_______ but my mother is working in _______.I love both of them.In my spare time, I like _______, and my favorite colour is_______.Also I love__________very much, such as ________________.I hope I can learn English well, because I think it very important.But_______ is favorite subject, because it is very interesting.I wish I can become a_______in the future.十八、The City Mouse and the Country Mouse

Once there were two mice.They were friends.One mouse lived in the country;the other mouse lived in the city.After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse;he said, “Do come and see me at my house in the country.” So the City mouse went.The City mouse said, “This food is not good, and your house is not good.Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city.You would live in a nice house made of stone.You would have nice food to eat.You must come and see me at my house in the city.” The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse.It was a very good house.Nice food was set ready for them to eat.But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise.The City mouse cried, “ Run!Run!The cat is coming!” They ran away quickly and hid.After some time they came out.When they came out, the Country mouse said, “I do not like living in the city.I like living in my hole in the field.For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid.”

【譯文】 城里老鼠和鄉下老鼠

從前，有兩只老鼠，它們是好好友。一只老鼠居住在鄉村，另一只住在城里。特別多年以后，鄉下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它說：“你一定要來我鄉下的家瞧瞧。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。鄉下老鼠領著它到了一塊田地上它自己的家里。它把全部最精美食物都找出來給城里老鼠。城里老鼠說：“這東西不好吃，你的家也不好，你為啥住在田野的地洞里呢？你應該

搬到城里去住，你能住上用石頭造的漂亮房子，而且會吃上美味佳肴，你應該到我城里的家瞧瞧。” 鄉下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的東西也為他們擺好了。可是正當他們要開始吃的時候，聽見特別大的一陣響聲，城里的老鼠叫喊起來：“快跑！快跑！貓來了！”他們飛快地跑開躲藏起來。過了一會兒，他們出來了。當他們出來時，鄉下老鼠說：“我不喜歡住在城里，我喜歡住在田野我的洞里。因為這樣雖然貧窮但是快樂自在，比起雖然富有卻要過著提心吊膽的生活來說，要好些。”

十九、感人的英語小故事

A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night.一天夜里，男孩騎摩托車帶著女孩超速行駛

they loved each other a lot..他們彼此深愛著對方

girl:“ Slow down a little..I'm scared..”

女孩：“慢一點...我怕...”

boy: “no, it's so fun..”

男孩：“不，這樣很有趣....”

girl: “please...it's so scary..”

女孩：“求求你...這樣太嚇人了...”

boy: “then say that you love me..”

男孩：“好吧，那你說你愛我...”

girl: “fine..i love you..can you slow down now?”

女孩：“好....我愛你...你現在可以慢下來了嗎？”

boy: “give me a big hug..”

男孩：“緊緊抱我一下...”

the girl gave him a big hug.女孩緊緊擁抱了他一下

girl: “now can you slow down?”

女孩：“現在你可以慢下來了吧？”

boy: “can you take off my helmet and put it on? it's uncomfortable and? It's bothering me while i drive.”

男孩：“你可以脫下我的頭盔并自己戴上嗎？它讓我感到不舒服，還干擾我駕車。”

the next day, there was a story in the newspaper.a motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken.第二天，報紙報道：一輛摩托車因為剎車失靈而撞毀在一幢建筑物上

there were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived...車上有兩個人，一個死亡，一個幸存...the guy knew that the brakes were broken.he didn't want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared.駕車的男孩知道剎車失靈，但他沒有讓女孩知道，因為那樣會讓女孩感到害怕。

instead, he was told the last time that she loved him, got a hug from her,put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself...相反，他讓女孩最后一次說她愛他，最后一次擁抱他，并讓她戴上自己的頭盔，結果，女孩活著，他自己死了...once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale...就在一會的時間里，就在平常的生活里，愛向我們展示了一個神話。

二十、良好的生活習慣對我們的成長是非常重要的。你認為良好的生活習慣應當是怎樣的呢？請根據下面的要點提示，寫一篇80詞左右的短文，首句已給出，不要逐字翻譯，可適當發揮。

要點提示：1.吃得好，才能有健康的身體

2.必須吃早餐，給身體提供能量

3.飲食要健康，多吃水果、蔬菜，少吃垃圾食品

4.飯前要洗手

5.要早睡早起，熬夜對身體有害

6.參加體育鍛煉，強身健體

I think good habits are very important to us, because otherwise we cannot stay healthy.Eating is one of the most important part, and we need to eat more fruits and vegetables instead of junk food.Breakfasts supply us essential energy, so do not skip them, and make sure that yo u wash your hands before each meal.Going to bed early and getting up early are great habits too, and last but not the least, exercises every day.Let all pick up these good habits and stay healthy!

二十一、初中英語作文題目：My favourite fectival

Spring festival is the most important festival in China and it is my favourite too.The Chinese families clean the house and purchase the necessities before the festival.Some families paste the couplets on the wall wishing good fortune.They have the reunion dinner on Spring festival eve.After that, the children set off the fireworks to celebrate the coming of a new year.On the first day of Spring festival, the people wear the new clothes and visit their relatives.They greet each others for good luck, and give the red pocket money to children.Everyone enjoy Spring festival.二十二、如何做一名模范生(How to be a Model Student)i want to be a model student.what shall i do?

i should be polite.i should study hard.i should capful and helpful.i should walk in the corridors.i should throw rubbish in the bin.i should be quiet in the library.i shouldn?t walk and run on the grass.i shouldn?t throw rubbish on the floor.i shouldn?t run in the corridors.i shouldn?t fight.i shouldn?t be noisy in the library.how about you?

二十三、最好的朋友(best friends)

i have many friend.do you know who they are?are they my pet?

no.are they my classmates?no.let me tell you:they are my favourit book.i like books very much.i like reading science book,cartoonbook so on.not only let me know how wonderful the word is but also teach me how to be a good person in the society,they give me great pleasure.i love books!

二十四、My Family（我的家庭）

My family lives in Hsi-hu.there are four people in my family.they are my father, my mother, my sister and I.My father is tall and thin.He is a handsome man.He has big eyes.His hair is straight.He likes to watch TV and movies and read books.My mother works in an office.She cooks very well.She likes to read books, too.She is short and thin.My sister is a student.She is an independent girl.She is very graceful.I am a student, too.But I study in a junior high school.I go to school every weekend.I like to play dodge ball and listen to music very much.much.I like my family because each family member helps me a lot.My family lives in Taiwan, but my father doesn＇t.He lives in China.My family name is Jian.I have one brother and one sister.My name is Jeff.My brother＇s name is Art.My sister＇s name is Sophia.My father＇s name is Jian Zong-he and my mother＇s name is Jenny.I like to watch TV and play PC games.My brother likes them, too.My father and my mother both like to watch TV.My brother and I are both junior high school students.My father is a businessman.My mother is a businesswoman.I like my family very much.My family has seven people.they＇re my grandfather, grandmother, father, mother, my two younger brothers and me.My father is a businessman.He＇s busy working late everyday.My mother is a housewife.She cooks meals, washes clothes, and teaches us lessons everyday.My younger brother is a junior high school student, and we go to the same school.My grandparents help my parents look after my brother every day.We go to the movies every Sunday.Last Sunday my father took my family to a movie theater.the movie was Swordfish.the movie was good, so we had a very good time there.How＇s your family?

there are twelve people in my family.they are my grandfather, grandmother, father, mother, sister, two brothers, uncles aunts and me.I＇m a junior high school student.I＇m fifteen years old.My father is forty years old.He＇s running a coffee shop in mainland China.My mother is a nurse.She takes care of patients in a hospital in Taipei.My grandmother is housewife and my grandfather is a store keeper.One of my uncles is a detective.He is working in the National Police Administration in Taipei.His major job is to catch criminals.My aunt is a marketing manager.She works for a trading company.My brother and sister are elementary school students.My little brother is a cute baby.My family takes a trip together about every two weeks.I have a happy family.I love my family very much.二十五、我喜愛的老師(My Favourite Teacher)

Hello,my name is Steven.I have many good teachers, but my favourite teacher is Miss Li.SWhe is a very good teacher.She is very young, but her English is very good.She teaches us.English every day.Her class has so much fun.She sings songs with us, plays games with us.We are so happy.And we learn English well.Our English are very very good.So I like her very much.She likes reading books and playing sports.After class, Miss Li often plays sports with us.We are very happy.We all love her very much.This is my favourite teacher.She is a good teacher.I like my English teacher very much.What about you?Do you have a good teacher, too?

二十六、偉大的母愛 獻給我的媽媽

我們都知道母愛是世界上最偉大最無私得愛，它具有任何東西都無法取代得價值。我有一位好媽媽，她那慈祥的目光和高尚的心靈給予了我深深的愛，就像春天的雨露澆灌著我茁壯成長，像寒冷的冬日里那一絲絲和煦的陽光溫暖著我們稚嫩的心靈······媽媽用最無私的愛為我撐起一片晴朗的天空，媽媽用靈巧的雙手幫我編織美好的夢想，未來。

媽媽像珍珠般的露水，我就像在陽光雨露下的一棵小草；媽媽像浩瀚無垠的大海，我就像海底的小動物；媽媽像潺潺流水的溪，我就像一條快活的小魚；媽媽像枝繁葉茂的大樹，我就像剛剛吐出嫩芽的一片小葉；媽媽像一把遮風擋雨的大傘，我就像是站在傘下的小姑娘······總之，媽媽給了我生命，給了我愛，給了我力量，為我做得太多了！

說到這里我不禁想起了孟郊的一首歌頌母愛的詩，叫《游子吟》。

游子吟

慈母手中線，游子身上衣。

臨行密密縫，意恐遲遲歸。

誰言寸草心，報得三春暉。

慈母雙手不停飛針，為遠行得有子趕制上衣。臨走時還密密地縫了又縫，只怕兒子遲遲不回家。做兒女地像路邊小草，怎能報答春天地溫暖陽光呢 是啊！母親是多么偉大，純樸！

每當我再次回味這份可貴地親情的時候往往會覺得母愛是從生活中的一點一滴流露出來的！

我愛媽媽！

媽媽，我要對您說：“我愛您，謝謝您！”因為是您從我懂事開始，就教育我要光明正大，心中有他人，也是您從我記事開始，就告訴我怎樣做是做錯了，怎樣做是做對了，教我辨明是非。這一切，都使我的心靈健康成長

二十七、小學英語作文10篇范文

英語課程標準指出：“語言技能包括聽、說、讀、寫四個方面，這四個方面是構成語言交際能力的重要組成部分。聽和讀是理解的技能，說和寫是表達的技能。”寫，尤其是寫作，小學生的英語知識水平有限，所學的詞匯、話題等內容較少，因此小學生的思維、想象和創作能力等均受到限制，大多數學生對寫作感到恐慌，無從下筆。

我建議，要寫好英語作文，培養語感是第一的，然后就是學習人家的好范文，從模仿中提升。于是抄錄以下10篇范文以供參考。開心的一天 Happy day

Today I'm very happy,after I have breakfast,I go to park.It's a sunny day ,the bird is singing,I'm singing too.When I get to park,I see some girls are playing games ,so I join them.We play very happy.Then I have lunch with my friends.We both have a good time.what a happy day!我的老師 My Teacher

My English teather is Mr Xu, his English name is Martin.His English is very good.And he always wears a pair of glasses.He likes wearing blue trousers.My teacher is handsome.He often plays with us after class.He often reads books and English.His hobby is reading books.Mr Xu likes drinking Coke and eating chips.Sometimes he is angry, because we are naughty.Sometimes he is happy, because we are good.Mr.Xu is very good and handsome.We all like him.我的狗 my dog

What is your favorite subject?Miss Wang asks me.I like any subject.I like basketball only.I liketopiay with my dog ,Nick.His name is Nike.He is 2 years old.Nike doesn't like subjects ,But his "subject''is only running aroud with me.We're good friends.參觀故宮 Visiting the Museum

It was fine for traveling last Sunday.I showed Ann round the museum.she was surprised to see many old things , and she was interested in the King?s hat.She wanted to buy one.I told her it wasn ?t real.Ann kept asking me some other thinges.When she saw a thing with three legs and a strange top , she stopped to point at in and asked me , “ What is that ? ” “ It is a cup.” I told her.We had a good time in the museum.有趣的畫面 The fun picture

Let me say something about the picture.There are two tall trees in it.Under the tree there is a long chair.And there is an old man reading about swimming.Near the old man, there is a boy painting.I think he loves painting very much.Next to the painting boy, there are two boys playing football.They are happy.But the football is in the river.Near the river, there are three children fishing.They go fishing about twice a week and they always go to the People?s Park.They like fishing.In the river, there is clear water and some fish swimming in it.The sky is clear, the sun is shining brightly, the weather is warm..There are two birds flying in the sky, they are happy.Wow, that is a fun picture!Dear friends, can you draw the picture? 我的父親My Father

Hi, my name is Cindy.I have a good father.I like him very much.My father is a policeman.He is tall and strong.He looks very cool in the black police uniform.He works in the police station and he is very busy every day.He likes helping people.So he often goes everywhere by his motor cycle.When he sees the people in the trouble, he will try his best to help

the people.He is a good policeman.And many people like him very much, too.They often say: “MR Li, you are a good policeman.We like you very much.” But my father always has a point: Helping people is his duty.My father likes reading books very much.Because he thinks: A good book is a good friend.So he reads books after work every day.Sometimes he plays games with me.We are very happy.I like him very much, because my father is not only my father, but also my good friend.This is my father.He is a good father.I like my father very much!My dear friends, do you have a good father, too? 我的暑假My Summer holidays

I love holidays,because during holidays ,I can do everything I like,and study something new.Now the summer holidays is coming,I'm going to do something meaningful.I like English,I spell words well,but I can not speak English very well.So I want to improve my English in the holiday.I will read English every moring,and then I think my English must be improved.I will also learn to swim.I think it is very helpful.There are too many things to do,I believe in myself can do them well!My summer holiday must be a good one!(我的房間 My Room

I have my own room.It is big and nice.There is a bed, a desk and a shelf.The doll is on the bad.The lamp is on the desk.The books are on the shelf.The trash bin is behind the door.The clothes are in the closet.There is a air-conditioner over the closet.Look!There are many pictures on the wall.I love my room very much.四季 Four Seasons

There are four seasons in a year.They are spring、summer、fall and winter.I like spring.It is warm.It often rains.I can plant trees and flowers in spring.The spring is green.Summer is very hot.I can swim in the river.Fall is a good season.It is nice.I can fly kites in fall.I can eat many apples too.Winter is cold.I wish I can play snow and make a snowman in Beijing someday.Because it does not snow in Xinxing.I love all the seasons, because they are nice.我的一家人 My Family

This is my family.There are four people in my family.My grandmother, my father, my mother and me.My grandmother has short white hair.She looks very nice.My father has short black hair and small eyes.He looks very fat, so I often call him “fat man”.He works at a factory.My mother works at a L.D.T.My mother has long black hair.She likes sports and traveling, so I often go on sports with my mother.On holidays my family often go to travel.I study at Guiyuan Primary School.We are very happy.