第一篇：坐井觀天英文故事

Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a Well

There is a frog.He lives in a well and he never goes out of the well.He thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of the well.One day a crow comes to the well.He sees the frog and says, “Frog, let’s have a talk.” Then the frog asks, “Where are you from?” “I fly from the sky,” the crow says.The frog feels surprised and says, “The sky is only as big as the mouth of the well.How do you fly from the sky?”

The crow says, “The sky is very big.You always stay in the well, so you don’t know the world is big.”

The frog says, “I don’t believe.” But the crow says, “You can come out and have a look by yourse lf.”

So the frog comes out from the well.He is very surprised.How big the world is!

故事13 坐井觀天

有一只青蛙住在井底，他從來沒有去過井外面。他以為天空就和井口一樣大。

一天，一只烏鴉飛到井邊，看見青蛙，就對它說：“青蛙，咱們聊聊吧?！鼻嗤芫蛦査骸澳銖哪睦飦恚俊薄拔覐奶焐仙蟻?。青蛙驚訝了，就說：“天空就只有這井口這么大，你怎么會從天上飛老呢？”烏鴉說：“天空很大。只不過你一直呆在井里，所有不知道世界很大?！鼻嗤苷f：“我不相信。”烏鴉說：“你可以出來，自己看看嘛。”

于是青蛙來到井外。他十分驚訝，原來世界這么大！

A Clever Monkey A little monkey picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home.But the pumpkin is too big.The monkey can’t take it home.Suddenly he sees a panda riding a bike towards him.He watches the bike.“l have a good idea.I can roll the pumpkin.It likes a wheel.” So he rolls the pumpkin to his home.When his mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised and says, “How can you carry it home?” The little monkey answers proudly, “l can’t lift it, but l can roll it.” His mother smiles and says, “ What a clever boy!” Adding Feet to a Snake

One day, Mr.Lion holds a party.Many animals come and drink a lot of wine.At last there is a pot of wine.Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake.If you finish first, you can get it.Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing.“Yeah, I’ve finished.I’m No.1,” he says.But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, Mr.Gorilla also finishes.He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a snake.Snakes have no feet.I get the wine.”

畫蛇添足

一天，獅子先生舉行一場聚會，許多動物都來了，他們喝很多酒。最后只剩一壺酒了。讓誰喝呢？它們想了想，有個主意。

它們比賽畫蛇，誰最快畫好，誰就喝這壺酒。

不一會，狼先生畫好了?！肮耶嫼昧?，我是第一個?！彼f。可是它又畫了起來，它還說：“再給它加幾只腳吧?！边@是猩猩先生也畫好了。它拿起那酒壺喝起來。一邊喝一邊說：“那不是蛇，蛇是沒有腳的，我贏了這壺酒。”

Wolf Is Coming

There is a naughty boy in a village.He likes telling lies.One day he wants to make fun of the farmers.So he shouts, “Wolf!Wolf!Wolf is coming!” The kind farmers are working in the field.They hear the shout, and hurry to help the boy.But when get there, the boy says: “There isn’t a wolf.I’m joking.The farers are angry and go back to their field.After a while the biy shouts again, “Wolf!Wolf!Wolf is coming!” And the farmers come and are cheated again.The boy laughs and laughs.They say, “You tell lies.We will not believe you.”

Later a wolf really comes.The boy is very scared.“Wolf!Wolf!Wolf is coming!” the boy shouts and shouts.“Help!Help!” But no one comes.And wolf eats the naughty boy.故事24

狼來了

村子里有個淘氣的小男孩，他喜歡撒謊。一天，他想捉弄村名，就大喊：“狼來了！狼來了！” 善良的村民們正在地里干活，聽到喊聲，趕快去救他。俄式他們到了那里，男孩說：“沒有狼。我跟你們開完先的?！贝迕窈苌鷼?，回到田里。不一會，那孩子大喊：

狼來了！狼來了！”村民來了，卻再次被欺騙。男孩開心地大笑，村民們說：“你說謊。我們再也不會相信你了。”

后來狼真的來了。男孩十分害怕?！袄莵砹?！狼來了！”他大聲呼喊，“救命??！救命！”但是沒人來。結果這個淘氣的男孩被狼吃了。

Three Little Pigs and a Big Wolf Once, a mother pig sent her three little children into the world.They needed to look after themselves.The first pig found some straw, and he built a fine house with straw, and he built a fine house with straw.The second pig built a house with wood.The third pig built a house with stone.One day, a wolf came to straw house, he was hungry.“Little pig let me in!I’m your brother.” “No, no!You are a wolf.”

Then the wolf blew down the straw house.The first pig ran to the wooden house.Then the wolf came to the wooden house, too.The two pigs ran to the stone house.The wolf came and blew the stone house.He blew and blew, but the house didn’t fall down.Then wolf was angry, he climbed to the roof and jumped down the chimney.The wolf fell into the pot!Ouch!He ran away.The three little pigs lived happily.故事26 從前，豬媽媽把她的三個小孩打發出去，因為他們需要學會照顧自己。

第一只小豬找到一些稻草，他蓋了一座漂亮的草房子。第一只小豬蓋了一座木頭房子。第二只小豬了蓋了一座石頭房子。

一天，一只大灰狼來到草房前，他十分饑餓?！靶∝i，讓我進去，我是我你兄弟?！?“不，不，你是大灰狼?！?/p>

然后大灰狼就把草屋吹倒了，第一只小豬逃到了木頭屋子里。

然后狼來到木頭前，他吹呀吹可是吹不倒石頭房子。狼發怒了，他爬上了屋頂并從煙囪往下跳。

在煙囪下面的火爐上有一鍋水。三只小豬用大火把得很燙。狼掉進了鍋里！哎呀！他逃走了？ 三只小豬從此過著快樂的生活。

第二篇：坐井觀天的睡前故事

在一口廢井里，住著一只青蛙。一天，青蛙在井邊碰見一只從東海來的大鱉。

青蛙自豪地對海鱉夸口說：“你看，我住在這里多么愜意呀!我要高興，就在井邊跳躍游玩，累了就到井壁石洞里休息。有時把身子舒服地泡在水里，有時愉快地在稀泥中散散步。你看旁邊的那些小蟲、螃蟹和蝌蚪，它們誰能比得上我呢!我獨自占據這口廢井，多么自由自在!先生為什么不經常到井中觀賞游玩呢?”

海鱉聽了青蛙的一番高談闊論，就想進入井中看看?？墒牵淖竽_還沒有完全伸進去，右腳就被井欄絆住了。

它只好后退幾步，把它看到的大海的情景告訴青蛙：“你見過大海嗎?海的廣大，豈止千里;海的深度，何止千丈。古時候，十年里就有九年鬧水災，海水并不因此增多;八年里就有七年鬧旱災，海水卻不因此而減少。

大海不受旱澇影響，住在廣闊無垠的大海里才是真正的快樂。

坐井觀天資料

【坐井觀天】(zuò jǐng guān tiān)比喻眼界小，見識少。出自唐代詩人，韓愈的《原道》。

【釋義】坐在井里看天。用來比喻和諷刺眼界狹窄或學識膚淺之人。

【出處】唐·韓愈《原道》：“坐井而觀天，曰天小者，非天小也?！?/p>

【示例】我弟子虛度一生，山門也不曾出去，誠所謂～，樗配之輩。

第三篇：新坐井觀天的故事

青蛙呱呱吃飽喝足了坐在井里面閉目養神,一只雄鷹落在井巖上,青蛙驚的睜開眼睛,望了望雄鷹問:“有什么事情嗎?”

雄鷹說:“沒有什么事情,我飛累了休息一會順便再喝點水。你整天這樣虛度時光,不感覺很無聊嗎?你甘愿只看見你眼睛里的這一小片天空嗎?你的使命是去田里為莊稼捉害蟲??！”

青蛙說:“天空的大小無所謂,我一張嘴就可以吃到蚊子,再喝幾口清甜的井水,舒服的游了一會泳,然后唱幾支歌,我感覺很快樂很幸福,我那里需要那么辛苦的去稻田捉蟲子,象你那樣風雨兼程活受罪啊,你不怕累死嗎？”

雄鷹嚴肅的說:“為自己的理想去拼搏,為人類奉獻出自己的光與熱,就算累死了也是無悔的人生,而你貪圖享受只為你自己而活,忘記你自己的使命,就算你活的時間再長,又有何意義呢?”

第四篇：英文故事

一級小故事

Story 1

Wolf Is Coming

There is a naughty boy in a village.He likes telling lies.One day he wants to make fun of the farmers.So he shouts, “Wolf!Wolf!Wolf is coming!” The kind farmers are working in the field.They hear the shout, and hurry to help the boy.But when get there, the boy says: “There isn’t a wolf.I’m joking.The farers are angry and go back to their field.After a while the biy shouts again, “Wolf!Wolf!Wolf is coming!” And the farmers come and are cheated again.The boy laughs and laughs.They say, “You tell lies.We will not believe you.”

Later a wolf really comes.The boy is very scared.“Wolf!Wolf!Wolf is coming!” the boy shouts and shouts.“Help!Help!” But no one comes.And wolf eats the naughty boy.故事1 狼來了

村子里有個淘氣的小男孩，他喜歡撒謊。一天，他想捉弄村名，就大喊：“狼來了！狼來了！” 善良的村民們正在地里干活，聽到喊聲，趕快去救他。俄式他們到了那里，男孩說：“沒有狼。我跟你們開完先的?！贝迕窈苌鷼猓氐教锢?。不一會，那孩子大喊：狼來了！狼來了！”村民來了，卻再次被欺騙。男孩開心地大笑，村民們說：“你說謊。我們再也不會相信你了?！?/p>

后來狼真的來了。男孩十分害怕?！袄莵砹耍±莵砹?！”他大聲呼喊，“救命啊！救命！”但是沒人來。結果這個淘氣的男孩被狼吃了。

Story 2 Three Little Pigs and a Big Wolf Once, a mother pig sent her three little children into the world.They needed to look after themselves.The first pig found some straw, and he built a fine house with straw, and he built a fine house with straw.The second pig built a house with wood.The third pig built a house with stone.One day, a wolf came to straw house, he was hungry.“Little pig let me in!I’m your brother.” “No, no!You are a wolf.”

Then the wolf blew down the straw house.The first pig ran to the wooden house.Then the wolf came to the wooden house, too.The two pigs ran to the stone house.The wolf came and blew the stone house.He blew and blew, but the house didn’t fall down.Then wolf was angry, he climbed to the roof and jumped down the chimney.The wolf fell into the pot!Ouch!He ran away.The three little pigs lived happily.故事2

從前，豬媽媽把她的三個小孩打發出去，因為他們需要學會照顧自己。第一只小豬找到一些稻草，他蓋了一座漂亮的草房子。第一只小豬蓋了一座木頭房子。第二只小豬了蓋了一座石頭房子。

一天，一只大灰狼來到草房前，他十分饑餓。“小豬，讓我進去，我是我你兄弟?！?“不，不，你是大灰狼。”

然后大灰狼就把草屋吹倒了，第一只小豬逃到了木頭屋子里。

然后狼來到木頭前，他吹呀吹可是吹不倒石頭房子。狼發怒了，他爬上了屋頂并從煙囪往下跳。

在煙囪下面的火爐上有一鍋水。三只小豬用大火把得很燙。狼掉進了鍋里！哎呀！他逃走了？ 三只小豬從此過著快樂的生活。

Story 3 A Smart Tortoise

A tiger is hungry, he is looking for food.He sees a frog in front of him.“Ha ha!A frog!My dinner!” so he rushes at the frog.Behind the tiger, there is a tortoise.The little tortoise sees it;he bites the tiger’s tail.“Ouch!” cries the tiger and he looks back.The frog hears the voice and jumps into water.“Thank you, little tortoise.” says the frog.But the tiger is very angry.“Bother it!I’ll throw you to the sky!” “Thank you, I like flying in the sky,” says the tortoise.The tiger stops, “I will throw you into the river.”

“Oh,no!I can’t swim;I will die if you throw me into the water.” The tiger threw the tortoise into the water quickly.“Thank you, Mr.Tiger.Bye-bye.” The tortoise and the frog swim away together.故事3 聰明的烏龜

一只老虎很饑餓，他正在尋找食物。他看到一只青蛙在他前面。“哈哈！一只青蛙，我有晚餐啦！”于是，他補向青蛙。

在老虎的后邊，有一只烏龜。小烏龜看見了，他猛咬一下啊老虎的尾巴。

“哎呦！”老虎疼得叫起來并回頭看看。此時青蛙聽見了老虎的聲音，他迅速跳進水里。

“謝謝你，小烏龜。”青蛙說。

但是老虎十分憤怒：“討厭！我要把你扔到天上去?！?“謝謝你，我喜歡在天空飛翔。”烏龜說。老虎停下來：“那我就把你扔到到水里?！?/p>

“哦，不！我不會游泳，如果你把我扔井水里我會死的?！崩匣⒑芸炀桶褳觚斎赃M水了。

“謝謝你，老虎先生，再見！”烏龜和青蛙一起游走了。

第五篇：英文幽默故事[模版]

英文幽默故事：

There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot.There werethree parrots in the shop.One was $5,000;another one, $10,000;and the third one, $30,000.The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That?s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on.That?s why he?s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don?t know.Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all!But the other two call him ?The Boss.?”

老板最大 有個人到一間商店買鸚鵡。店里有三只鸚鵡，其中一只賣五千元，另一只賣一萬元，還有一只賣三萬元。顧客問老板：「為什么這只要賣五千元？這個價錢對這種鸚鵡來說太貴了！」老板說：「因為我有訓練他講話。」顧客又問：「那這只呢？他會做什么？為什么要賣這么貴？」老板說：「他除了會說話之外，還會表演一些有趣的動作，好比說跳舞等等，所以才賣這么貴?！诡櫩徒又謫枺骸改堑谌荒?？他會做什么？為什么要賣這么貴？」老板說：「我不知道。我從沒聽過他講話、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒看過他跳舞，什么都沒有！不過另外兩只叫他：『老板！』」

Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word “egg”? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg“? Student:In the cake,Sir.雞蛋在哪里？

老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎？ 學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。老師：“雞蛋”在哪？ 學生：在蛋糕里，先生

Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old.Once he goes to a cinema.It is the first time for him to do that.He buys a ticket and goes in.But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again.After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket.Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket.But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

湯姆是個小孩，他才7歲。當他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。他買了張票進去了。但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然后買了第二張票又進去了。幾分鐘后他又出來買了第三張票。接著兩三分鐘后他又出來買票。一個女的問她，“你為什么要買那么多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友？” “沒有，我里面沒朋友，但是每當我進門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了”

Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.Man:He is really somebody.What does do? Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery 他真是一個大人物

小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個人。

男人：他真是一個大人物。他是干什么的？ 小孩：墓地守墓人。

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course.He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.一名偉人

老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會是一名偉人嗎？

學生：當然。因為到目前為止，還沒有人活到400多歲。

Mr.Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.史密斯先生：服務員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅．

服務員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的．

Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。

父親：兒子，你不認為你已經長大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了(該自立了)，不是嗎？

兒子：爸爸，我想你是對的，那給我一塊錢行嗎？

A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate.Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they?re eight or ten years old or something like that.So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the father said, “I don?t know, son.I?m still paying.”

有個小孩愛上了另一個小孩，對方是學校的同學。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時會迷戀班上某個人，然后就以為自己戀愛了。因此這個八歲的小孩回家問他爸爸：「爸爸，結婚很花錢嗎？」爸爸說：「是啊，兒子，非?；ㄥX?！箖鹤佑謫枺骸敢ǘ嗌馘X呢？」爸爸說：「我不知道，兒子，我到現在還一直在付錢啊！」

“Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?” “No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.”

“孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？”

“沒有，老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進，一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”

“I'm sorry，Madam，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth.”

“Twenty d ollars!Why，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office.”

“對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。” “20美元！為什么？不是說好只要4美元。”

“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個病人嚇跑了?！?/p>

TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now，can anyone give me a good example?

John：Well，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在，誰給我舉個例子？

約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.then he started again, and said he:“Let me ask the evolutionist a question---if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?”

“I'll venture an answer, ” said an old lady.“We have worn them off sitting here so long.”.教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長著尾巴，那么現在尾巴到哪里去了？”

“我來試試看，”一位老太太說。

“該是我們在這里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”

A man was going to the house of some rich person.As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road.He said, “I do not want to eat those apples;for the rich man will give me much food;he will give me very nice food to eat.” Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.He went on and came to a river.The river had become very big;so he could not go over it.He waited for some time;then he said, “I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river.” He began to go home.He had eaten no food that day.He began to want food.He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.Do not throw good things away;you may be glad to have them at some other time.【譯文】 一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果，他說：“我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西?！比缓笏闷鹛O果，一把扔到土里去。他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會兒，然后他說：“今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河?！?他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.“You're a good boy,” said the mother proudly.“Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells the candy.”

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”

“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說?！澳阏媸莻€好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說?！霸俳o你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢？” “她是個賣糖果的?！?/p>

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home.At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now, he asked, “What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?” “Well, my son,” his father replied, “look, there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.” “But, dad,” the boy said, “ there's only ONE policeman!”

醉酒

一天，父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：“爸爸，?醉?字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸，”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀！”

Sleeping Pills

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night.He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm.He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: “I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.” “That's fine,” roared the boss, “but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”

安眠藥

鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。

星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老板說：“我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有?！? “好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了？”